Argue With A Cockatoo

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
  • You will never win!

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  • @durtshine982
    @durtshine982 6 лет назад +7564

    "go to your room" "agagababdadadaababa" flawless debate skills.

    • @cs512tr
      @cs512tr 5 лет назад +49

      lol

    • @f1shmail
      @f1shmail 4 года назад +40

      This comment should have 700k likes

    • @darthrainbow2594
      @darthrainbow2594 4 года назад +9

      durtshine lol

    • @ellathefox1784
      @ellathefox1784 4 года назад +17

      Agagabsbdadaababa

    • @youbai.5482
      @youbai.5482 4 года назад +25

      Why have they not hired this Cockatoo For a debate team? Already

  • @thorn9382
    @thorn9382 4 года назад +3066

    "Go to your room" "badabababadabadababa"
    I mean, he has a point there.

    • @robloxiancitizen4500
      @robloxiancitizen4500 4 года назад +42

      Chezz he has a strong argument

    • @nightbot9444
      @nightbot9444 4 года назад +27

      It was so intense

    • @martinen.5025
      @martinen.5025 4 года назад +16

      Would make a half decent defence barrister.

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 4 года назад +13

      @@martinen.5025 we'd all need to learn to speak cockatoo....

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 4 года назад +7

      Chazz I'll be honest with you here...I can never understand a bleedin word he says when he mutters like that...seriously wtf is he SAYING at those times...

  • @Lonsoleil
    @Lonsoleil 8 лет назад +2601

    My friend has a cockatoo that says"No cage" if he doesn't want to go back. If you put him in his cage anyway, he gets mad and tells you to kiss his ass. She really needs to put him on RUclips!

  • @fishcanon8141
    @fishcanon8141 4 года назад +1717

    It’s funny that he walks as if he’s wearing a pair of slippers too big for him lol

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 4 года назад +19

      Fish cannon I think it's funny when max goes come here and Dan's like I'm telling YOU to come here you dont tell ME to come here...lol

    • @zaptor1514
      @zaptor1514 4 года назад +17

      He sounds like an old woman talking without teeth 🦷

    • @stephaniegentry1892
      @stephaniegentry1892 3 года назад +11

      Sounds like he's wearing the pants

    • @Sarah.Riedel
      @Sarah.Riedel 3 года назад +21

      His personality is so big he trips over it when he walks lol

    • @tammylaronde8593
      @tammylaronde8593 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @michellejackson1096
    @michellejackson1096 5 лет назад +1906

    He act like he pays the rent. 🤔😔😂😂😂

    • @zee2826
      @zee2826 4 года назад +113

      I mean he may with these videos

    • @johnnynelms43
      @johnnynelms43 4 года назад +38

      Max is the boss lol

    • @Jessica-balussou
      @Jessica-balussou 4 года назад +9

      The owner is a mentally abusive

    • @michellejackson1096
      @michellejackson1096 4 года назад +26

      @@Jessica-balussou Huh ?? Beg your pardon ......

    • @florjanbrudar692
      @florjanbrudar692 4 года назад +16

      @@Jessica-balussou How is he abusing Max mentally?

  • @redwoods7370
    @redwoods7370 5 лет назад +6377

    I'm a language teacher. Max doesn't always say intelligible words, but he has the intonation and inflection of an argument down pat. It's hilarious.

    • @michellehopelamb5353
      @michellehopelamb5353 5 лет назад +215

      Simiiformes OMG!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 This describes him perfectly. I’ve been trying to put him into words for over a year...I guess there just are no words to truly describe our dear Maxwell!🤣😂

    • @jx1153
      @jx1153 5 лет назад +36

      Lmao no you’re not u dictionary

    • @CenturianEagle
      @CenturianEagle 4 года назад +30

      JX you’re*

    • @raph009
      @raph009 4 года назад +75

      The bird language is mostly a tonal language lool!

    • @KevinJhonson
      @KevinJhonson 4 года назад +56

      @@jx1153 Don't say anything when you can't even say the right "you're."

  • @surb4033
    @surb4033 4 года назад +3370

    2:15
    "Did you hear what I said?"
    "Yes I hear"
    "What did I say?"
    " *shkrabrhskahrbahbskhbrksab* "

  • @bredsticcz
    @bredsticcz 5 лет назад +2970

    The cutest thing in the world is when Max does his spin and yells “HI!”
    change my mind

    • @susanjewitt8783
      @susanjewitt8783 5 лет назад +49

      Nope. That is the cutest thing.

    • @lorderik237
      @lorderik237 5 лет назад +56

      Equal to whenever his owner gets close and Max does a whispering "Hi!"

    • @melbarajas7593
      @melbarajas7593 4 года назад +5

      Chxcolate Chip correction that is the most adorable thing a bird has ever done

    • @BuckBewENOfficial
      @BuckBewENOfficial 4 года назад +1

      What about a dog

    • @phantasmo9998
      @phantasmo9998 4 года назад +2

      Don't wanna

  • @kim-kitsuragi
    @kim-kitsuragi 6 лет назад +3722

    i love the personality max has. he rambles and says a lot of nonsense but it sounds like he's always trying to argue over something lol

    • @zootownpita
      @zootownpita 6 лет назад +20

      Jimin's Jams Parrot is like, "Silly Hoo-man! Whatever!" 😉

    • @ladyhermione9804
      @ladyhermione9804 6 лет назад +16

      I want him !

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie 6 лет назад +24

      Cockatoos think everything is a word.

    • @R3putaytion13
      @R3putaytion13 5 лет назад +49

      Cockatoos have tantrums and argue over anything and everything.

    • @TailsIsDisappointed
      @TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад +8

      He's just arguing about existence.

  • @groovygroot3650
    @groovygroot3650 8 лет назад +7138

    IT'S LITERALLY LIKE A CHILD OH MY GOSH

    • @asunflorawearingahat2540
      @asunflorawearingahat2540 8 лет назад +396

      P much, their intelligence is on par with a 4 year old

    • @groovygroot3650
      @groovygroot3650 8 лет назад +173

      LOW_POLY_PAIN It's literally a kid that is just so great

    • @JOHN----DOE
      @JOHN----DOE 8 лет назад +339

      And every bit as much work/responsibility. They can go insane if they are abused or even ignored. They should require as much regulation as children to adopt them.

    • @PearlKrabsKKBAwesome
      @PearlKrabsKKBAwesome 8 лет назад +5

      +Trisha Gaurav But on that video you commented that he didn't use any more words than a 2-3 year old...

    • @MrHmoob1987
      @MrHmoob1987 8 лет назад

      123456789001

  • @milktea4270
    @milktea4270 6 лет назад +2059

    "I said get your butt--"
    "HIII" *twirls*

  • @Zizzyyzz
    @Zizzyyzz 5 лет назад +373

    The lesson: You argue with a cockatoo, you always lose.

    • @Optimegatrongodzilla
      @Optimegatrongodzilla 3 года назад +9

      As important of a lesson in life as "Let the wookiee win.".

  • @MrKarlozz
    @MrKarlozz 8 лет назад +2272

    Your bird has so much personality. I miss my budgie

    • @contemplatingduck
      @contemplatingduck 8 лет назад

      how old did he/her get?

    • @MrKarlozz
      @MrKarlozz 8 лет назад +19

      +That Guy
      8 - not old enough 😞

    • @contemplatingduck
      @contemplatingduck 8 лет назад +11

      +MrKarlozz mine bacame 9, it was the first bird i got. i know how hard it can be, great pets:(

    • @MrKarlozz
      @MrKarlozz 8 лет назад +32

      +That Guy
      I feel you man. Yes, they are great companions and very social. Like small flying dogs :)

    • @ThePyroCraft
      @ThePyroCraft 8 лет назад +4

      you first

  • @zainabbashar4321
    @zainabbashar4321 7 лет назад +2648

    1:45 i laughed so hard the parrot was like NOPE and turned around XD

    • @wespinoza
      @wespinoza 7 лет назад +1

      Zainab Bashar

    • @imaquickscopa
      @imaquickscopa 7 лет назад +18

      Bird was like YEEEEET

    • @TheMitchZone
      @TheMitchZone 7 лет назад +7

      Omg, and he actually did. That was funny asf. 😆

    • @phoenix_fox7773
      @phoenix_fox7773 7 лет назад +11

      Zainab Bashar I saw that too
      Max:if u ain't talking money I don't wanna talk

    • @Lemohn_buhnn
      @Lemohn_buhnn 7 лет назад +5

      Zainab Bashar Lol same

  • @midnightcthulhu5551
    @midnightcthulhu5551 8 лет назад +965

    Love how he babbles when he's grumpy. It sounds like when little kids make fun of you by repeating what you say in a silly voice...

    • @rhondawhite1396
      @rhondawhite1396 8 лет назад +8

      +Nepeta Leijon Definitely sounds like Max is frequently mocking what Dan says. Hahaha!

    • @pucks4832
      @pucks4832 8 лет назад +10

      LOL SO TRUE!!!!

    • @WarHawk215
      @WarHawk215 8 лет назад +3

      +Nepeta Leijon It's like a bird child

    • @annhughes1503
      @annhughes1503 5 лет назад +1

      Love how he babbles when he’s grumpy he sounds like child makeing fun of you by repeating what you say in a silly voice max is cute and funny

    • @Trainboy452
      @Trainboy452 Год назад +1

      He talks like a Pingu character!

  • @aerozeppelin8605
    @aerozeppelin8605 4 года назад +699

    Would put him on the phone every time there's a spam😂

    • @laurencopenhaver5366
      @laurencopenhaver5366 4 года назад +12

      That's a great image

    • @Cissy2cute
      @Cissy2cute 4 года назад +33

      When we had our Amazon we got one of those robocalls from "Mr. Water". We put the receiver up to the Brutus and he started to "talk". Mr. Water thought our bird wanted to make an appointment to have the water tested. It was hilarious. Guess when they played it back they couldn't understand bird language.

    • @thisissarah815
      @thisissarah815 4 года назад +1

      Lmao, that's brilliant!

    • @laurencopenhaver5366
      @laurencopenhaver5366 4 года назад +2

      R

    • @Cyanide_Mallika
      @Cyanide_Mallika 3 года назад +6

      I have legit watched a clip where a cockatoo picks up a toy telephone on cue when the man said its the telehoshopping guy and he yelled SHUT UP🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SuperAlphamale13
    @SuperAlphamale13 8 лет назад +3947

    what if the noises the cockatoo is making, is how he thinks we sound.

    • @UriGerhard
      @UriGerhard 8 лет назад +689

      You are correct.

    • @ssfinch4761
      @ssfinch4761 8 лет назад +186

      Would explain it. xD

    • @trinitymouhssine5689
      @trinitymouhssine5689 7 лет назад +184

      SuperAlphamale13 So like the adults in Charlie Brown but with everyone?

    • @maupinpinho
      @maupinpinho 7 лет назад +176

      SuperAlphamale13 My bird imitates the phone ringing so sometimes I pick up the phone thinking it’s actually ringing

    • @JohnDoe-qo4xd
      @JohnDoe-qo4xd 6 лет назад +52

      IronTomato ; Yeah, I've had several Budgies and they sound like a radio/group of people at a party (often when sleeping😂) because they sat with us at dinners and parties.

  • @jetadore6581
    @jetadore6581 5 лет назад +1023

    About 2:36, Max says to Dan, "Oh, I bet you're sick of it!" Max knows exactly what he's saying and doing.

    • @daisymay6505
      @daisymay6505 4 года назад +18

      Oh yes he does lol 🤣

    • @-fallenangel-2887
      @-fallenangel-2887 4 года назад +45

      😂😂😂 Then right after that he goes back to inoccent little boy voice 😂😂😂

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 4 года назад +7

      @S M multiple personality disorder for sure my kid brother has the same thing....it can be quite fascinating once you figure out which personality ur talking to....

    • @ewslxm6407
      @ewslxm6407 4 года назад +16

      Ernestine Maloy
      dude it’s a bird

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 4 года назад +4

      @@ewslxm6407 I never said max wasnt a bird I just deduced he had mpd like my kid brother it's not a danger to society...can never figure out what max says when he mutters like that except when he says I eat celery at 7 degrees ...I lose it then cuz it's too funny...
      ..

  • @ruins6686
    @ruins6686 9 лет назад +448

    1:44 : ''I'm coming! Sike...''

    • @-becca-3214
      @-becca-3214 9 лет назад +38

      Omfg I laughed so hard 😂💯

    • @Hooliiiigan
      @Hooliiiigan 9 лет назад +8

      Cheshire wooz thats some swag moves

    • @simpleguy86
      @simpleguy86 9 лет назад +10

      Cheshire wooz That bird can turn on a dime haha

    • @TheHaematopus
      @TheHaematopus 9 лет назад +4

      +Cheshire wooz That was so amazing! xD

    • @mistereeg
      @mistereeg 8 лет назад +4

      That turn tho.

  • @Leo-Fernandes
    @Leo-Fernandes 4 года назад +445

    0:43 excuse him he is lagging.

    • @angrycinnabon2956
      @angrycinnabon2956 4 года назад +24

      I think his ping is a bit high for an American server.

    • @angrycinnabon2956
      @angrycinnabon2956 4 года назад +7

      @Porter Bieszk should be using Ethernet not gonna lie.

    • @John-iq3wu
      @John-iq3wu 4 года назад +5

      Dial up internet

    • @kaitoshion7806
      @kaitoshion7806 3 года назад +1

      @@angrycinnabon2956 Yes, but good luck plugging RJ-45 into an angry birb.

  • @birdygirlstrainvideos4842
    @birdygirlstrainvideos4842 8 лет назад +2772

    Well we know now who wears the fathers in that house.

    • @CanineArachnid
      @CanineArachnid 8 лет назад +81

      feathers*

    • @nikki7287
      @nikki7287 8 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @dayanp9772
      @dayanp9772 8 лет назад +5

      I totally agree...isn't it just out of this world Cool???!

    • @irisn9876
      @irisn9876 8 лет назад +1

      +ㅎㅎ jjbbn.

    • @QuintusAurelius
      @QuintusAurelius 6 лет назад +3

      fathers
      Can I have my 2k likes please?

  • @noahtek1101
    @noahtek1101 4 года назад +349

    0:58 "I heard that the world is preparing me to be a good boy!"

  • @Oppressedleaf
    @Oppressedleaf 8 лет назад +1041

    the cockatoo sounds like pingu

    • @Matheus-jv1ft
      @Matheus-jv1ft 7 лет назад +3

      Vivian Barron AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA, OMG, WTF, XD

    • @StitchdTeeth
      @StitchdTeeth 7 лет назад +26

      Vivian Barron
      NOOT NOOT

    • @slimeot7889
      @slimeot7889 7 лет назад +13

      demon doge NOOOT NOOOOT

    • @jimjim6192
      @jimjim6192 7 лет назад +2

      demon doge 😂😂😂

    • @sherbysalvatore5053
      @sherbysalvatore5053 7 лет назад +1

      demon doge i was just about to comment this until i saw ur comment 😂😂 hes so cute tho

  • @foraminuteforaminute4056
    @foraminuteforaminute4056 5 лет назад +307

    2:15: Dan: "Did you hear what I said?"
    Max: "Yes, I heard."
    Dan: "What did I say?"
    Max "You said to 'come here'."

    • @zzoinks
      @zzoinks 4 года назад +25

      I just noticed Max sounds like a ghost, like on Ghost Hunters, when they pick up a voice on the recorder. The ghost's voice is hard to understand, but you can kinda pick up some words just like Max's voice. Maybe they stole recordings from Max's videos as ghost sound effects!

    • @SamE-mh4ki
      @SamE-mh4ki 2 года назад +3

      @@zzoinks good point! That’s because Max’s previous owner was a police officer I believe, so that low, gravely noise that kind of sounds like a spirit box? It’s Max imitating a police scanner/radio! :D

    • @ernestinemaloy8680
      @ernestinemaloy8680 2 года назад +3

      For a minute For a minute holy shit...max just admitted he understands every word dan says to him...🙀

  • @nahaniyes
    @nahaniyes 4 года назад +328

    I love the way he was acting like he was coming and then did that big head led u-turn like "Psyche"! 1:44

    • @spiritmatter1553
      @spiritmatter1553 4 года назад +15

      Bird is playing mind games with his human.

    • @d.aardent9382
      @d.aardent9382 2 года назад +8

      Max studied all the greats of physical improve comedy, Groucho Marx, The Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Jerry Lewis, etc.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 года назад

      Lies again? Shut Up

    • @mia795
      @mia795 2 года назад +1

      And we're outa here! Lol

  • @benjaminhiebert1866
    @benjaminhiebert1866 8 лет назад +144

    3:18 OMFG the bird said "Boi"

    • @archvile1313
      @archvile1313 7 лет назад +7

      You should see other videos where he says so many more words and freaking hilarious how it went out LOL

    • @qtro4
      @qtro4 7 лет назад +2

      🅱️🅾️ℹ️

  • @yodagaming2559
    @yodagaming2559 9 лет назад +787

    OMG ITS LIKE HAVING A TWO YEAR OLD

    • @anamilvagomes8491
      @anamilvagomes8491 8 лет назад +51

      +Pierre FOREVER!

    • @succubusincubus4613
      @succubusincubus4613 8 лет назад +24

      +Ana Milva Gomes *only for 65 years :3

    • @QueenofTaterTots
      @QueenofTaterTots 8 лет назад +15

      +Succubus Incubus cockatoos and large parrots can live up to 100 years or so if well taken care of

    • @Sarahmint
      @Sarahmint 8 лет назад +7

      +Pierre a permanent 2 year old.

    • @LordSandwichII
      @LordSandwichII 8 лет назад +3

      +Pierre The terrible twos...
      ...FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!! :O

  • @steffonrenee1622
    @steffonrenee1622 4 года назад +173

    1:47 bird said “actually nahhhhhh”

  • @corinavigil9928
    @corinavigil9928 7 лет назад +769

    I love it when he says hi it's so cute!

    • @madyjules06
      @madyjules06 7 лет назад +17

      Corina Vigil YUP...and i'm sure you can imagine that is EXACTLY why he says it in that super sweetie pie way ( adding on the circular bowing motion) . It's definitely helped him his way with another human in his life -->either getting him what he wants or giving him his own way...exactly like a toddler or preschooler. Parrots are so special but people need to know HOW MUCH ATTENTION THEY NEED & If they don't get it they begin to act out in ways that with some human beings puts them at danger (I mean puts the parrot at danger even this beautiful cockatoo with the gorge six feathers if you picked him up you would be shocked that he barely weighs 3 pounds at the most maybe five they're all bones little muscles and feathers so, you can imagine the distraction an angry person can do to something so fragile and if they don't hurt their parent then they resort to keeping the parrot isolated: keeping the cage covered all the time with dark blankets and putting the cage in a distant part of the house to try to drown out the screaming and carrying on can you mention an animal with the cog The cognition of a 2 to 5-year-old child being treated in such a fashion? I really wish that people would learn about all these animals need to live a happy life BE FORE they give into their desire to get a PARROT ... human children who grow out of this phase BUT parrots do not and they live very long lives (depending on type: 40 to 80 years !!

    • @ucefkh
      @ucefkh 7 лет назад +3

      Corina Vigil hiiii

    • @joellekreiner5508
      @joellekreiner5508 7 лет назад +3

      MJ Serrano Jesus way to take a compliment to a full out nerd session! Jessssss.....

    • @Devious-Minds
      @Devious-Minds 6 лет назад

      MJ Serrano Very informative. People like you in the world save lives. ☺

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki 6 лет назад

      Corina Vigil Hiiiiiiiii :)

  • @frank.tbunny8472
    @frank.tbunny8472 5 лет назад +222

    Makes more sense than some arguments I’ve had with adult humans 😆😆😆

    • @artysanmobile
      @artysanmobile 4 года назад +3

      Frank.T Bunny Cockatoos should be allowed to vote.

  • @Regina-yk5ne
    @Regina-yk5ne 7 лет назад +1793

    im supposed to be studying.

  • @user-vf5ow6kf6e
    @user-vf5ow6kf6e 3 года назад +99

    Completely ignores his owner and plays with the toy like he didn't hear him, I like this bird

  • @catnichols8442
    @catnichols8442 6 лет назад +312

    "I said get your butt o-"
    *"HI"*

  • @jetadore6581
    @jetadore6581 5 лет назад +302

    @ about 2:17, Max says and accuses Dan of being "frustrated!" @ 2:37 Max says, "I'll bet you're sick of it." Max knows what he's saying and his shenanigans toward Dan are intentional.

    • @xxjudixxyeet400
      @xxjudixxyeet400 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr

    • @SamuelTrademarked
      @SamuelTrademarked 4 года назад +5

      He actually said "yes I did" not "frustrated"
      Max is smart though.

    • @damon4977
      @damon4977 4 года назад

      nobody here please go away I thought he said ‘I stay here’ and then ‘I stay right here’

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 7 лет назад +158

    1:44
    "Let's go, yeah."
    Max: "NOPE"
    The way how he turns around though X"D

  • @Hourglasse
    @Hourglasse 4 года назад +368

    1:45 SYKE

  • @GrowInContainer
    @GrowInContainer 6 лет назад +670

    2:15 Did you hear what i said?
    Max: yes i do 😂😂😂

    • @happy1831
      @happy1831 5 лет назад +17

      Couple turns, few hi and...close up view of sweetness. ❣️❣️he is listening all right 😆 Angel was a beautiful kitty. 🌈💕

    • @GrowInContainer
      @GrowInContainer 5 лет назад +7

      Theresa Kennedy 😃

    • @amyicykintinakofa5016
      @amyicykintinakofa5016 5 лет назад +8

      Reson max is a legend

    • @GrowInContainer
      @GrowInContainer 5 лет назад

      @@amyicykintinakofa5016 Yes :D

    • @blainesalas6931
      @blainesalas6931 5 лет назад +9

      And after that, he said “you said go in the room”

  • @OnemarioOLDCHANNEL
    @OnemarioOLDCHANNEL 8 лет назад +75

    2:30
    "Is your name Bird?"
    "........ No."

  • @toolate6971
    @toolate6971 5 лет назад +1095

    The cat is afraid of the schizophrenic bird.

    • @artysanmobile
      @artysanmobile 4 года назад +37

      Too Late I think you got that turned around. Cats are the living embodiment of schizophrenia. Max is a joy.

    • @artistknownaslisa2850
      @artistknownaslisa2850 4 года назад +3

      The cat's like.. just wait.. you'd make a really tasty morsel.

    • @iceyr4053
      @iceyr4053 4 года назад +4

      The number of likes on this comment right now

    • @periottt6896
      @periottt6896 3 года назад +3

      More like bipolar

    • @angelwings7930
      @angelwings7930 2 года назад +3

      @@artysanmobile Nope. Kitties are love-bugs.

  • @celekula
    @celekula 2 года назад +102

    00:55 I love how he goes through his things while arguing lol. Just like a complaining human, and busy at the same time

    • @nanwilder2853
      @nanwilder2853 Год назад

      He’s trying to find an unbroken BIRD toy-that he can reach!

  • @saladlord4312
    @saladlord4312 6 лет назад +346

    Godammit that bird is smarter than me

  • @capearson4522
    @capearson4522 8 лет назад +42

    The 64 thousand dollar question of the day is, does Dan ever get to work on time?

  • @pinkyinkie4012
    @pinkyinkie4012 4 года назад +87

    Get you butt-
    *HIIIIIIIIII*

  • @sapphire3048
    @sapphire3048 4 года назад +117

    everybody gangsta till the cockatoo starts speaking darth vader

  • @taebabydoyouneedhelp5201
    @taebabydoyouneedhelp5201 6 лет назад +280

    A demonic birb.
    I want one too.

  • @Rachelisalilcute
    @Rachelisalilcute 9 лет назад +20

    Max brings me so much happiness when I watch him!

  • @xfasterd8932
    @xfasterd8932 4 года назад +38

    Hard to argue with his incredible analysis

  • @betoen
    @betoen 4 года назад +40

    0:59 The cockatoo is looking for something to kill that guy.

  • @angrybeaverchick
    @angrybeaverchick 9 лет назад +43

    I love how he has toy boxes all over the house......

    • @Tsubakiee
      @Tsubakiee 9 лет назад +3

      angeleyedboidan It's a fantastic idea! I do have bird toys throughout the house and never even thought of putting them in boxes at ground level. Something I will be doing for sure!

    • @cantwebecivil2465
      @cantwebecivil2465 9 лет назад +1

      angeleyedboidan Not spoiled, creative thinking.. or thinking "outside the box" LOL! I almost made a pun, righchair! We did the same thing with our own children :-)

  • @StripperMoney
    @StripperMoney 7 лет назад +1032

    The bird speaks in some sort of satanic language at times.

    • @cheerytears
      @cheerytears 7 лет назад +38

      Saphire Tridon just like me

    • @DinaSan1
      @DinaSan1 6 лет назад +14

      The low tones are really scary XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @allieSunl
      @allieSunl 6 лет назад +24

      He’s imitating talk radio. It sounds scary, but it’s imitating the radio.

    • @bobnagel6449
      @bobnagel6449 6 лет назад +3

      Ad¡ _ Play it backwards and hear the message.

    • @Ron-dv8jj
      @Ron-dv8jj 6 лет назад +4

      hes just praying in tongues

  • @kiwi5133
    @kiwi5133 8 лет назад +198

    My cockatoo does the same thing! She will come up with some sort of gibberish if she is mad! 😂

    • @Ambipie
      @Ambipie 6 лет назад

      That's her word for "i'm kinda mad at you ya poopybutt" because they cant tell that "grbrgrbrlbrbgbrlgvelgbe" isn't actually a word

    • @shirlspark_stardust
      @shirlspark_stardust 5 лет назад

      Lol cute

    • @amyicykintinakofa5016
      @amyicykintinakofa5016 5 лет назад

      Myn dose it 🤣 she rants im just like 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @erikl1447
    @erikl1447 2 года назад +17

    Max is one of a kind...god bless that little guy.

  • @xandygameryt
    @xandygameryt 5 лет назад +136

    1:54 *Oh well*

  • @cameronmoyer3610
    @cameronmoyer3610 9 лет назад +42

    arguing with a cockatoo. and the birds winning!

    • @carlw
      @carlw 9 лет назад +11

      Haha. Ya you can't really win an argument with a bird, you just have to employ a different technique. They're similar to a 2-3 yr old human baby but never grows up, thus, a caka cape hanging on the doorknob. They really do have gigantic characters.

  • @vickorano
    @vickorano 8 лет назад +20

    I love your relationship with this birb. He is so happy and bright and sweet.

  • @dreammfyre
    @dreammfyre 4 года назад +27

    2:26 “Fiiiine....... fiiiine.....”

  • @MrNakedLandscaper
    @MrNakedLandscaper 7 лет назад +485

    Who could possibly dislike this!!!!!

  • @RebornThroughHate
    @RebornThroughHate 8 лет назад +329

    I got a tip for you. Maybe you use these already, but if not.... LEGOS. I buy my YN Amazon Lego blocks, build shapes, and he takes them apart. He really loves it. Parrots are thinkers and so this stimulates his thinking process. For instance, I first got him a car made from over 100 pieces for like 10 bucks at ToysrUs... well, takes me 20 minutes to put it together and he takes it apart in 10, but it's worth it. Eventually, I ended up with a big bowl of these Legos and I often just make random shapes for him.

    • @twilightsparkle8087
      @twilightsparkle8087 8 лет назад +21

      +Thegaming AC cockatiels are different than cockatoos cockatiels can learn simple words like hello cockatoos can learn how to speak full sentences

    • @RebornThroughHate
      @RebornThroughHate 8 лет назад +4

      ***** Did you let him try some legos yet? If yes, how did it go?

    • @RebornThroughHate
      @RebornThroughHate 8 лет назад +6

      +Thegaming AC mine tends to chew the pieces a bit (where they connect) so many of the legos don't fit anymore. I should replace his soon, but thankfully its a slow process with so many pieces.

    • @mikl4545
      @mikl4545 8 лет назад +30

      One of the best things u can do for them....give them something to do that will stimulate thinking. They will get bored otherwise,& u will eventually go deaf from their screams for attention!

    • @helpimlost8324
      @helpimlost8324 7 лет назад

      RebornThroughHate you can see them in the background

  • @charlottehawkins1316
    @charlottehawkins1316 8 лет назад +115

    Every time I watch Max and yourself interacting, it makes me grin and laugh. Max is so cute and the way you interact with him is precious. I, myself, love cockatoos. Keep up bringing us precious vidoes!
    Blessings

  • @marymarseglia4536
    @marymarseglia4536 2 года назад +32

    This is hysterical. You are really good with him. He's just so lovable and adorable!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @notamuffin
    @notamuffin 8 лет назад +205

    It sounds like Pingu at 0:10

  • @jeanniebeans2715
    @jeanniebeans2715 8 лет назад +17

    Loved your video. I have several cockatoos. It's like having a house full of toddlers. A lot of people don't understand how much work and patience is involved on the "owners" end. I applaud you. Gorgeous bird!

  • @BarackObama-bb2uo
    @BarackObama-bb2uo 5 лет назад +801

    4:22 "I have to poop"

    • @DZdz1290
      @DZdz1290 5 лет назад +43

      That’s exactly what he said😂

    • @amirbutcher2147
      @amirbutcher2147 5 лет назад +57

      Thanks Obama

    • @themysteriouslifeofvic419
      @themysteriouslifeofvic419 5 лет назад +17

      Thanks for serving this country GOD BLESS AMERICA

    • @xirb-4007
      @xirb-4007 4 года назад +5

      Hey so Obama's last name is Barack?

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 4 года назад +3

      @@xirb-4007 because hes a black Muslim technically but in private hes an atheist

  • @sandroilsardo9443
    @sandroilsardo9443 4 года назад +136

    Could literally take a job as a voice actor for pingu.

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 9 лет назад +29

    To be fair, your bird does have a pretty good point.

  • @danielandresriveraflores8865
    @danielandresriveraflores8865 7 лет назад +1699

    why does the owner sounds like a bird too?

    • @danielandresriveraflores8865
      @danielandresriveraflores8865 7 лет назад +151

      for what it's worth, it's a very cute method of communication.

    • @MrMaxTVWorld
      @MrMaxTVWorld  7 лет назад +699

      to understand a bird you gotta be a bird :)

    • @StitchdTeeth
      @StitchdTeeth 7 лет назад +18

      angeleyedboidan
      hi

    • @jester_3776
      @jester_3776 7 лет назад +38

      Daniel Andres Rivera Flores no the bird sounds like him

    • @Sarah-jd2jw
      @Sarah-jd2jw 7 лет назад +1

      Daniel Andres Rivera Flores 😂😂😂

  • @haydenpeeples829
    @haydenpeeples829 8 лет назад +14

    The amount of attitude in this tiny bird is more than some people in their whole body

  • @0rangepel378
    @0rangepel378 4 года назад +33

    oh my god he's adorable

  • @sergeantspook2970
    @sergeantspook2970 8 лет назад +167

    1:40 - That head-turn, tho...

    • @JeiHeirumaru
      @JeiHeirumaru 8 лет назад +2

      +Sergeant Spook EE-YEET!

    • @BigBunyip
      @BigBunyip 8 лет назад +4

      +Sergeant Spook I like how it followed him and then just rejected him by the turn

    • @lay.z9201
      @lay.z9201 8 лет назад +2

      It was a 360 noscope

    • @robertshwe3118
      @robertshwe3118 8 лет назад

      0:54 he head turnds

    • @chandlerpartee7477
      @chandlerpartee7477 8 лет назад

      EE-YEET!!!

  • @sarahallen8739
    @sarahallen8739 7 лет назад +56

    "you don't tell me to come here!" * goes to max *

  • @poiisonivy8937
    @poiisonivy8937 7 лет назад +142

    I said BIIIRRRRD! 😂😂😂❤❤

  • @winstonchurchill4620
    @winstonchurchill4620 4 года назад +60

    1:45 when you come for dinner and find out it’s meat loaf night

  • @bhavanachivukula
    @bhavanachivukula 8 лет назад +206

    he sounds like pingu the penguin😂😂

  • @alexagracehopewell5642
    @alexagracehopewell5642 8 лет назад +38

    You said, "did you hear what I said?" Max said, "of course I do." He's a teenager now, isn't he? I love sweet, gentle little Angel too.

  • @starofjustice1
    @starofjustice1 5 лет назад +68

    0:48 I just hear that and I can't help thinking "This is my impression of you, human! Blahblahblah!"

  • @YokoshimaOfficial
    @YokoshimaOfficial 4 года назад +11

    Oh man I just want to chill in that comfy house with your beautiful music and bird. Heaven.

  • @veiled_sakura
    @veiled_sakura 7 лет назад +86

    "Maaaaa-ow~"
    "Was I talking to you? :P"
    "Meow~ =^w^="
    xD

    • @qtoons3270
      @qtoons3270 5 лет назад

      Firelit 🔥🕊 Inspiration awww.

    • @aitusai
      @aitusai 5 лет назад

      3:13 "Was I talking to you? >:/"

  • @SabbyNeko
    @SabbyNeko 8 лет назад +63

    1:37 "Hehehehe..." "Come on" "No >:D"

  • @okerina
    @okerina 9 лет назад +11

    That meow was utter perfection. Better than a real cat. 100%

  • @melindafraser6392
    @melindafraser6392 4 года назад +22

    I love when Max is being so talkative and funny.

  • @animalcrossing1392
    @animalcrossing1392 6 лет назад +11

    Max helps with my depression he makes me feel happy every time

  • @Yuki-ou7nb
    @Yuki-ou7nb 7 лет назад +66

    0:48 sounds like pingu 😂😂

    • @xot3c794
      @xot3c794 5 лет назад

      Yuki lol

    • @sirturtleguy3545
      @sirturtleguy3545 5 лет назад +3

      NOOT NOOT

    • @Mussie83
      @Mussie83 5 лет назад

      True. I was thinking that too but could not rembember. Thanx

  • @TobeasJ
    @TobeasJ 9 лет назад +10

    Wow. I was fascinated when I saw the bird picking through his toys. He picked one up, and he put it back to pick up another. Dogs and cats would have just thrown in on the floor. That is one intelligent bird.

  • @theresaholguin699
    @theresaholguin699 4 года назад +37

    I love when Max walks around and little feet screaking on the floor.

  • @MidnightBloomDev
    @MidnightBloomDev 5 лет назад +57

    His arguments are really strong and the plot twist at 3:05 is amazing

  • @BubbyBrew
    @BubbyBrew 9 лет назад +10

    The way he flips his little head into the other direction ditching you...it's just priceless!

  • @delta8x448
    @delta8x448 7 лет назад +36

    Owner: I said get in your ro-
    Bird: HI😂

  • @RosesofWillows
    @RosesofWillows 4 года назад +27

    2:14
    ...Okay that upside-down, 90 degree angle is pretty impressive.

  • @gmrads
    @gmrads 8 лет назад +350

    Can cockatoos under stand the words they are taught? If so they are very smart.

    • @MrMaxTVWorld
      @MrMaxTVWorld  8 лет назад +244

      Yes, they can. That's how Max knows when to use words. I don't just sit and teach him a word, he only learns it from talking to each other every day

    • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
      @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 8 лет назад +101

      not only can birds understand the words they are taught but they can speak up to full sentences and learn the meaning of words

    • @ruiyaxiao8520
      @ruiyaxiao8520 8 лет назад +50

      they express their thoughts with these words,but maybe they dont know the correct meanings of these words,they use them all by their own will,I think

    • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
      @allthenamesiwantedweretaken 8 лет назад +13

      Ruiya Xiao you are actually very correct, my family has had over like 7 birds and we've learned a lot about them so you're very correct

    • @ruiyaxiao8520
      @ruiyaxiao8520 8 лет назад +1

      The Workshop ^_^

  • @takashishirogane7222
    @takashishirogane7222 8 лет назад +63

    he's like a child!!! hahaha

    • @amadmavworld
      @amadmavworld 8 лет назад +5

      Remember: it's just a phase...it always is.

    • @nafikos6450
      @nafikos6450 8 лет назад

      +Vladimir Roseman only it is like a permanent 2 year old

    • @birdieperchy4501
      @birdieperchy4501 8 лет назад

      Not with birds it isn't there are 21 species of cockatoos and they are AWESOME. That classification includes cockatiels. And a lot of cockatoos are clingy sometimes. My cockatiel loves to be with me 24/7 and will make a beeline for me if he sees me when someone else is trying ot hold him or anything.

    • @nafikos6450
      @nafikos6450 8 лет назад

      I have a cockatiel myself and i fucking love him so much

    • @birdieperchy4501
      @birdieperchy4501 8 лет назад +1

      nafis nafikos Yeah. I love my little cockatiel. He's a little over a year old and I got him as a handraised baby and he is wonderful. The only time he gets on my nerves is when I'm busy and he'd rather be on me than on his playstand. Like...BUSY

  • @qtoons3270
    @qtoons3270 7 лет назад +33

    3:13
    (Angel meows)
    (Turns to Angel) Was I talking to you?
    (Angel meows)
    Huh?

  • @xeno7568
    @xeno7568 4 года назад +41

    1:45
    Bird: ok im coming,
    Sike

  • @selendriamuganogo7077
    @selendriamuganogo7077 8 лет назад +12

    I love when max talks its the cutest thing ever... like he's carrying on a real conversation lol

  • @Absturzprinzessin
    @Absturzprinzessin 8 лет назад +25

    this bird is the best against depression

  • @cody10184
    @cody10184 7 лет назад +38

    My bird says "rigga-Fricka-fracka cody" when we argue.

  • @bandfromtheband9445
    @bandfromtheband9445 4 года назад +15

    You are so hilarious!!! And it's true. You will never win an argument with him, Dan!

  • @MsWannabeGamer
    @MsWannabeGamer 9 лет назад +10

    That's the most sassy cockatoo I've ever seen.

  • @yallhearsumn6398
    @yallhearsumn6398 8 лет назад +12

    this is the type of bird to take ur car keys and fly on top of the roof of them when u have a meeting

  • @poolsharkomania
    @poolsharkomania 7 лет назад +23

    The video that started it all for me. This was the first Maxwell video I ever watched now I watch every day

  • @guinnberger9356
    @guinnberger9356 4 года назад +23

    The cat's expression says it all: "...And this _bird_ is the senior pet around here?" I'm LOL-ing