Cockatoo finding out he is going to the vet
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2014
- Max knows when he sees his carrier that it's a visit to the vet and gets pretty vocal about it.
Max is saying his own words that only he understands for the most part. The only things I know he is saying is "I don't wanna" and "What did I say"
He is actually a very happy and loving bird, but like any kid, he needs to express himself every now and then.
I want to put him on the phone when my debt collectors call.
LOL!!!
Oh no :'D
Haha!!
XD
😂😂😂😂
0:30 I eat celery at 7 degrees.
LoL he does
LOL
OMG YESSS
Taxi Rider
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+DragonSword227 "You better quit saying words like that."
I was in a store once and they had one in a cage, a lady went up to it and said hello and it just screamed ‘PISS OFF’ at her 😂
Lol, something we all wish we could say!
@@leannaburroughs-pz1npand some of us (!) actually even do say. 😂😂
Well, they are Aussies, and we say what we mean, and not afraid to say it!
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@@leannaburroughs-pz1np I’m one of those that actually voice what think
The way he transitions from demonic ramblings to a full blown tantrum in the middle of the video will always be funny to me
Time for the holy water
Ninja Lemon - HahaaaaaaaaahaaaaahsaaaaaaaAaahaaa!!!😂
Ninja Lemon I know that right! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Ninja Lemon don't forget the salt
NO!, need a magic shield. that bird is casting a fuckin spell!
1:23 That bird has a twisted double personality. First, he is spouting some voodoo magic ass words at you and then he changes to a hysterical middle aged woman.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dying "hysterical middle aged woman"💀😂👏
No, he is like me when I use to try to get out of school act all depressed and sad, as time goes on and I am not getting my way I throw more and more caution to the wind and just start screaming and cussing like a lunatic.
😂😂😂😂😂
This comment just made my day😂
I love how he uses his whole body to communicate the way he feels about the vet.
i feel the same way about them , not all of them
Just imagine how he talks to the vet WHEN he gets there😂😂
especially when he knows he is being ripped off
1:58 "I didn't want to die, I didn't want do die"
Now we know for sure he was possessed.
this bird when from demon ritual to hitler speech really fast lol
Sergio0hf LOOOOL
Oh my god XDDD
Bahahaha this comment wins
Sergio0hf hahahahahahahahahahaha
lmao
Guy: Ok were going to the vet.
Bird: *Russian numbers station noises*
THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH????
WHAT ARE THEY BROADCAST FOR
I TOLD YOUUUU I DON'T KNOOOOOW!!!
MASON, THE NUMBERS
The body language is priceless!
Bro I swear this bird went from unintelligible to "I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!"
Your bird sounds like a Black Sabbath album played backwards.
Diggity27 😂😂😂😂😋😋😋LMAO
Diggity27
DED LOLOL
Hiya 'Diggs"...Thanks for waking me up with a big "bellylaugh"...So funny...
Diggity27 LMAO!
Diggity27 lol
Bird: *_shfjjskfkja gjsjjfksjfk jshfjsjfj_*
Owner: you better quit saying words like that >:(
Molly Wat it sounds like he’s saying sorry seven stupid
L Jax RUclips I thought he was saying son of a bitch!
@@tinasteer2507 same
Exorcist movie released
*shheffefeffefefa sheffafefeahfafheh*
I like it when he sways from side to side when he gets angry. So adorable!
In animals, "swaying" behaviour, or repeated side-to-side movements, can often be a signal of great stress. If the bird is mimicking a human tantrum, then he has obviously witnessed angry behaviour, and it may be traumatic for him. He's reliving bad memories, so I don't find it "adorable" at all.
@@kc5402 not max tho
@@kc5402Max's previous owner abused him, swore at him & banged on his cage to the point that it caused dents in the cage. This video is several years old & Max doesn't swear anymore (although he does chuck a tantrum when it's vet day) which is testament to the stellar care, kindness & decency Dan has shown Max since.
I had no idea. So sorry@@kc5402
I love how Max starts with swearing under his breath and when that does work he goes full tantrum.
Was he swearing? I couldn't hear it well, and the captions think it's [Music], but it sounds like ominous Latin chanting to me
@@maysee2515I think the owner explained in another video Max’s previous owner had a CB radio and that’s what he’s is mimicking.
“I eat celery at 7 degrees Celsius.”
Lmaoooooo
I’m laughing so hard my face hurts
Holy crap, you're right!
Now I cannot stop hearing it.
?
Forget the vet. That bird needs an exorcist.
Randy H : Lol....😂
Yeah he does need an exorcist
Randy H Yes
Randy H hahahaha, so true XD
Bahahahaahahahh best comment😂😂😂
Cockatoos are the biggest characters in the animal kingdom, hands (or claws) down. And Max isn't called Max for nothing!
this is an accurate depiction of me before an exam
"Cmon lets go to the vet"
*demonic chanting*
"Max stop summoning satan and get in your carrier, we gotta get there for 1:25"
He is saying 'sonofabitch' on repeat
The Blue Neko Hahaha!! I had to learn on my first bird never to say something to a bird that you don't want to hear reacted over and over.
@@sugarnads
When?
My step brother taught his to say some very colorful things..However, my all time fav was whenever the phone would ring he would yell out for someone to answer that damn phone already..Lol!!
he sounds like he is summoning the demons of hell with that chant in the beggining
Rene Amador Then he says "I eat celery at 7 degrees"
Diana Maria sounds like he's saying "I don't give a shit" XD
Rene Amador What if he did?
me.
Rene Amador lol good one
Lmfaoooo!!!! I love the flapping for emphasis! At one point he sounded like he was saying, “It’s not fair!” But all our fur and feathered babies are the same because nobody likes the vet! 😅
This new Exorcist movie looks absolutely terrifying
What he lacks in elocution and vocabulary, he certainly makes up for in passion.
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@fred Pearson I like your profile pic. You've seen me on TV
@@choclatesaltyballz, thanks. I have? Where? When?
Are you saying you missed his soliloquy on "eating soggy, self-made celery at 7 degrees, right at Saeed's?!"
He sure does...lol!!
Friend: Don’t worry my bird is so cute
Bird: Starts to summon Cthulhu
But you're supposed to say iya iya cuthulu fathagen or something like that
@@loganrex6205 It's... It's a joke.
@@Cat-pw5qr I know . But I'd like u to search for the cuthulu chant.
@@Cat-pw5qr are you fluent in Cthulhu chant?
@@monkmonk3621 No, why would I be?
How does he sound like he is both the priest performing the exorcism and the one being possessed. Now that is pure talent. But as it seems, the daemons were not exercised 😹
Soooo stinken cute ♥️
Omg he's cussing you out in bird language....😂😂
Imagine being a thief breaking into this house middle of the night and seeing this bird summoning Satan on you
Me: Theres no one in the house
Also me 2 min later: Jesus is this a summining ritual ? 😱😓
Especially if Satan is the name of the residential Doberweiler. Hahahaha
A burglar walks through a window at night, and hears a voice:
“God is watching...”
He looks around but sees nothing.
“God is watching!”
He’s freaking out he turns a corner.
“GOD IS WATCHING!”
It’s just a parrot in a cage.
“Oh, you scared me little guy. What’s your name?”
“Moses,” says the parrot.
“Who names their parrot Moses?”
“The same one who named his pit bull God.”
Scary, especially when he starts stomping his foot!
The thief would give up his profession for good!!
I'd be careful forcing this birb to go anywhere. He appears to be skilled in advanced Babylonian incantation
Birblonyan*
Lmao
Birdylonian 🤣
Lmfaaoooo
Megan Willis If you advertise locally for someone to come in and spend some time, you and your birds will all be happier. Boredom is bad. More playful interaction makes everyone better. Best of luck!
Wow! He is Mad! I don't know what he's saying but I know he's mad! ❤
That is positively the funniest thing I have seen in a long time! He is adorable and I can tell this owner loves him. He is lucky to have such a good home.
Maybe he’s thirsty.
Give him some holy water.
Awesomekat no holy water won’t work *grabs bible and cross* MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!
It
James Buchanan what?
Hahahaha
Ughhhahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA! You have no power here, Gandalf The Gray!
When he said "arrgghhhcabt gbbvbggg araghhhasri" I really felt that.
Yes i did too. Especially when he pointed out that he "iwabbbdt a ske dicorsee"...it was powerful.
1:50
*That one really hit*
*"ADDIDDIWADDAWAUT ADDIDDIWADDAWAUT"* ~That one bird in the video
Me too 😔
His ahhhhwidcabbbbbbbbataaatooahhhhta , resonated with me. In fact I feel max has got the whole thing worked out and should move ( with Dan Obviously) to the uk to negotiate the Brexit transition and trade negotiations.
Holy crap I just realised that voice is the god damn BIRD
I THOUGHT THERE WAS A DEMON IN MY PHONE
*subscribed so hard*
After so many years, this will never not be funny....❤
Probably shouldn’t have bought a bird from a pet store built over an Indian burial ground.
What?
Which, by the way, "indian burial grounds" wasn't an actual thing...until the genocide of native americans led to their killers inventing the concept and creating mass graves...
Daelyah *Womp* *Womp*
@@grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438 All the more why it would make sense that the spirits would be pissed off at any random family home, Starbucks, etc. that would just straight up get planted on top of them...
Not sure if anyone gets the Poltergeist reference, too funny!
First half: Demonic incantations and cursing.
Second half: An overly enthusiastic Hitler speech.
I DEFINITELY hear "I WILL START THE WAR" yelled several times during the second half XD
you right, it's so scary!
Somebody for the love of God has to put subtitles on the birds incantation please
Aren’t those speeches overly enthusiastic by definition though?
Tried to summon a demon, got possessed by Hitler.
Okay i may be crazy but when hes under the table, somewhere in that tantrum i could swear he said something like " IM SUCH A GOOD BOY. A VERY GOOD BOY! AND ITS NO FAIR!"
Look at him, trying to hide. He is hysterical!!
Hello Cheryl, how're you doing today???
Jesus Christ. Imagine hearing that in the middle of the night and not knowing what it was.
Get me my holy water, a bible and a crucifix
@@northchurch753 and the holy hand grenade
Jesus Christ would be the right thing to say hearing that in the middle of the night
@@rasineidedossantossantos5094 First we must read from the Book of Armaments
Lmao i would seriously pass away hahaha
Guy: OK, we're going to the vet!
Bird: *DEMONIC CHANT DEMONIC CHANT DEMONIC CHANT*
Let's do our part to get this to 666 likes.
usefulnuisance yes
Raven X cracked me laughing cuz its what i thought while watching hehehe
Aric Dilbeck ROTFLMAO
That's SPOOKY! I've NEVER heard a bird have those tones in his voice! What the heck's he saying anyway??!!
I have watched this video so many times and it still makes me laugh. Max has more personality than some people I know and so lovable. You two are so lucky to have found each other. Much love and thanks.
Hello Margaret, how're you doing today??
Max cracks me up and always makes me smile. When I am having a bad day, I watch Max. ❤
Me: The Bird is totally safe
Bird: Starts opening a Portal
lol
And out comes Hellboy
😂😂😂😂
I want to like this but it has 666 likes so I can’t.
😂
The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
😂
🤣🤣
🙌🙌🙌
Bahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣
Good one harpoon. Anyone know when the Silmarillion movie is coming out?
He reminds me of Dustin Hoffman in Rainman when he throws a tantrum because he was going to miss his tv show! 😅😂 love this little fella! Would like one myself but they are so expensive to buy. I've looked into how much training you have to do. The relationship between you is non stop and they are a member of your family so 'tantrums'😊 you'll get from time to time! Lol😅😂❤
Max: “I am free bird, and I like my nails the way they are!”
Sounds like the McDonalds drive through
Christ! 😆
BaaahaaaahaaHaaa !!!
BaaahaaaahaaHaaa !!!
Looooool!!! 🙌🏽😂
IM CRYING
0:23 sounds like it says “I could sell your soul”
Holy shit it does!! Listen again and slow it down
Lmfao
Omg!!!! I'm laughing so hard now. Thank you
It sounds like "I could sell your soul, fk head," but we know he doesn't really say that it just really sounds like an angry Aussie.
No! He did say it!
A very expressive baby
I’m watching this and my kitten is running back and forth zooming 😂
They should use his voice for something in the next star wars
I would have liked Jar Jar Binks if he sounded like this guy.
angeleyedboidan is he just saying his own thing? or are those words?
angeleyedboidan It is not just you. This is the only thing I got too.
angeleyedboidan
I think I love Max. Give him a kiss from me, please.
angeleyedboidan On the last part, i hear "I dont want to go, I don't want to go..." and he seems to be repeating that. Might just be me. He seems very interesting though. You must have a lot of fun with that little guy.
this new Exorcist movie is taking a weird direction
Quincy Archer hahahahahahaha!
The ExBirdsist
greendragon
Remember Me best comment ever
Quincy Archer lol
I have watched this video so many times and it always makes me laugh. No wonder you love him so much. All credit to Dan for giving him a wonderful life. Such a lucky bird. ❤
I like how he pauses after each tirade and listens to you - to see whether his arguments convinced you or not - I read somewhere that if you also use the carrier for things he likes, he learns to associate it w something positive, and is more cooperative about using it - at least that's what they say re cats lol
Unfortunately, Max gets carsick, so it's kinda hard for him to associate anything positive with his carrier.
@@Hodaris_Darlin Then maybe also use the carrier in ways that don't involve the car
*"I need celery at 7 degrees."*
"Quit saying words like that."
im like wait what in the name of mira is that bird saying max is satan
Anakarina omg
I need celery at 7 degrees.
😂😂😂
ÆRational LMFAO
This makes me laugh so hard. First he speaks like he's a demon, then he throws a tantrum like he's a three year old child, protesting.
That’s exactly how old they are in human behaviors.
Oddly, these parrots have the intelligence of a human child.
My budgie is responding to the satanic messages.
He was saying some of a bitch
@@El_Presidente_5337 oh no!
Well this is a first! A cockatoo having a temper tantrum!! 🤣❤️🤣
The pain is real the poor thing 😂 hope he’s doing well. ❤
Human: Vet time.
Parrot: *Begins speaking in old forgotten tongues*
Actually he is speaking Cockatish, he spends the first minute and a half saying: "I don't want to go!"
Then at around 1:25 he gives a speech:
“We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions”
@@sjwarialaw8155 😂. And says it all backwards.
Cockatoos have extraordinarily long life spans...can get to be 100 years or more so maybe he's speaking an old obscure language that nobody knows anymore.
He''s summoning an elder god to bring wrath upon the human.
Swears
The fact that he hides in a dark place to “talk” like that makes this even more disturbing
Nik lol
The 666 likes just conveys the fact that he’s terrifying.
@@kesselsauer4441 whoomp there it is....666
I am your 1000th like
@jack masri This child doesn't whine! He is feisty. It's a tantrum, only hilarious.
Oh my gosh so funny ! At least he was quiet when he spoke like he was listening and completely understood . This would drive me mad tbh haha
Max is so darn cute!!
jesus its like hes stating his case in an ancient dead language
Swoost lol
i laughed so hard at this. so true.
You mean he isn't !!! lol
dont give him to smoke weed damit :D
So, hes asking help from his ancestors from 100 years ago?
I’m 99% sure that bird cursed at you at least once.
Definitely called him "Butt head" AT LEAST twice.
I’m pretty sure that bird cursed him in the beginning with all his chants.
My furniture is floating
I've heard "son of a bitch" at least 30 times
Still my favorite Max video of all time 🕊️💖💕
Hello Lynn, how're you doing??
@@bjornmaxson❤👋🏼
9 years later Max and his tantrums can still make me smile.
you interrupted his satanic ritual
☮Sike lol
satanus implurum satanus sadisticus!!!
I know its like... uh what are you doing Mister? XD
666 likes
YEET
Its all fun and games until your bird starts summoning Satan.
Edit: 40k likes. *Noice*
OMG everyone looking strangely at me now for actually busting up reading your comment
I literally just laughed out loud at your comment! XD Good one!
That was a great comment. One thing is certain...he absolutely means every word he’s saying judging by the emphatic gestures he’s using. I wonder if that’s something he came up with on his own like his tirade?
SAme here!
I shared this video twice now, based on your comment... *perfect* LOL 💜😂👍🏻
OMFG HAHAHAAHa I watched this the first time a long time ago and it popped up on my Yt today. How much I love this😂🤣😂🤣😂💖💖💖
I love his owner he is so patient. I don't know how we cannot bust out laughing with that bird. That bird is so funny
when he said *“ABAJSGAKUEISIABAJQUAJ”* , i felt that 😔✊🏻
Ikr
Legit
the captions are too accurate
gwen I dont know why but this comment got actual guffaws out of me
I felt the demon that had been summoned
Sounds like the bird is trying to summon Satan XDD
edit: holy crap I got 2k likes
minecraftkiwis yeah it didn't work bc I was bits
*busy
best comment XD
ha ha ha Awesome! !
I HAVE TO AGREE WITH U
That voice is hysterical. Then we go into a kids voice. 😂
Geez, I thought I was watching the funny part of the "The Exorcist!"🤣
The vet died suddenly of unknown causes right before the appointment
^^ 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
@@kittenrabbitpuppydogcowfun8555 😜😂😂😂
Pretty sure he’s cussing you out in like 7 different bird languages
Pit bull Mom 😂😂😂
I'm a PIT BULL MOMMA, too...wish I had MAX!!💜💜💜💜
@@joyamongstforeverspark5422 I dunno which is more freaky -- this cockatoo or an angry pit bull.
Jim Bowen they arent all angry. its their adopters that neglect them until they get emotionally unstable.
I’m a Pitt lover too. I want to rescue another now!
I love how he’s telling him off and the body language!! Hilarious.
Cockatoos are a scream. Where I lived in Australia we had a gum tree at back on which hundreds of sulphur crests used to perch every evening to roost for the night. I rescued one in my horse paddock (it had a broken wing) and after taking six months of patient work managed to tame her down to a point where we became fast friends. She used to sit on my shoulder throughout the day, nibbling at my ears and eyebrows and chatting away. The are incredibly intelligent, full of fun, and bond very strongly to their owners.
Everyone ganster until the bird starts speaking enchanting table.
Why you gotta steal this commemt mate.
@@sm173r6 Um I didn't? Edit I found another comment surprising similar to mine but on god I didn't steal cuz I didn't even see it. I don't waste my time doing that. "Everyone gangster until ... starts speaking enchanting table" is a common meme
@@sm173r6 this guy doesnt know the concept of memes/jokes
@GoreMag Recycled humor all the time!
"We still be gangsta, yo. Bird or no bird."
Everyone gangster until (fill in the blank, whatever comes to mind).
About as ubiquitous as "It is what it is."
Sounds like the drive through speaker box at McDonalds
Hahahahaha!!
And then?
LLLLAAMAMAMAMAMAMAMSOSOSKDKDKDKXKDKEMEMSOXMAKSKDJSMSSM
Why?! 😯😭💙
LMAO! 😂 😂
The owner sounds a lot like Lock Picking Lawyer ! LOL.
I had no idea birds were so entertaining
“I eat celery at 7 degrees” 😂💀
E.
cannot unhear
For reals. I've been listening to this guy for 3 years now and if there's a common refrain during his more pugnacious moods it's that he eats celery at 7°. One only hopes that's 7°C and not 7°F, although that beak could plow through a frozen celery no problem.
Your now our official bird translator!!
“You better quit saying words like that!”
He doesn’t need a vet ... he needs holy water
Lol
@S S yes
Where's Sam and Dean Winchester...they need to see this...
only if it's allied by the priests from the exercist
And you need a holy oil for lubricant to have some fun with that body of urs
this would be an excellent soundtrack for a horror movie, which makes the guy saying "you better quit saying words like that" in response even funnier
My god the amount of prank calls you could make with that demon bird chanting.
bee pot loved your comment
Imagine a robber breaks in his house at night and hears that 😂
It would backfire on him and cause him to runaway!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Satan watches over their house and protects them from burglars lmao
He definitely wouldn’t be robbing that house 😂
I eat celery at 7•c
haahahhhhahhahahhahahahahhhhaha....I am crying hahahahaha. OMG. hahahahaha. And the robber gets trapped. I bet you that thief will never EVER rob again.
Am I imagining it or did I hear him say, “ Butthead!” This is such class! I love parrots so much.
He is giving you what for. Lots of emotions going on here. Probably a good thing you can't translate that.
He's calling the devil himself.. to kill everyone in that house.
Now he's mad and cursing out the devil for not hurrying up and protecting him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍
Omfg😂😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And keeps saying "sunnovabitch"
I dunno what you mean man, at 0:30 he's just saying he eats celery at 7 degrees
Your bird seems to be speaking backwards Latin. Call an exorcist
dude it actually sounds like latim but backwards
666 likes... interesting...
@@steggasaurus64 Rightttt i just saw that
^^^Breezy would say, "Everyone gangster until everyone speaking Latin backwards." 😒
Was he speaking nitaL
Wow! I don’t know what he said, but such language!
Awh, think of the stress he's under. He doesn't want to go. Can't the 'nail clipper' do home visits? That would make him feel happier.
It's summoning Satan
that's what I though too XD
I heard that too...
I died reading that XD
I swear 😂😂😂 it scared me for a second
ikr wtf is that voice??
When your bird sounds like Severus Snape
Delaney Richardson omfg he kinda does
+Danisnotdead pls watch me new vid it's my baby cockatiel v cute pls support vape nation yall
Someone left on a Harry Potter marathon. All 8.
Delaney Richardson lol
lmao
He’s just repeating what he’s heard. Animals are like children. We need to listen to what is under their words and hear what’s expressed and connect with them. I know it’s funny when they act out but they need our empathy and calm loving reassurance and it builds trust with them. He’s a beautiful bird.
Oh bless him, he's beautiful ☺️❤
- Let's go! You got to get in your carrier.
- **starts speaking in demonic**
Endo Radolu 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
I didn't know he hated the vet so much to get to that point! 🤣🤣🤣
Lol