I Said No TV - A Max Fit 5.0

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  • Опубликовано: 18 май 2016
  • Max hates the tv ever since I got the flat screen several years ago. Tonight he wanted to play in the living room so ivdecided to turn it on.

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  • @peterchartier3387
    @peterchartier3387 8 лет назад +2065

    Real nice banister you have here...shame if anything HAPPENED TO IT *bang bang bang bang*

    • @rossi-oigle5976
      @rossi-oigle5976 8 лет назад +152

      It could become match wood very quickly, Daddy, remember my birdy-beak.

    • @angelap7038
      @angelap7038 6 лет назад +1

      Rossi-Oigle app

    • @connectedone2343
      @connectedone2343 6 лет назад +5

      Peter Chartier Lol...🤣

    • @iceartist22
      @iceartist22 4 года назад +2

      Peter Chartier 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 4 года назад +2

      @@rossi-oigle5976 lol birdy beak...
      ❣😹👄💖❣❣💋💋

  • @Noruuuh
    @Noruuuh 4 года назад +2059

    All those crosses around the house and Max still acts like he’s possessed by Satan.

    • @jomama5186
      @jomama5186 4 года назад +68

      Now that is funny !

    • @battalionstallion3894
      @battalionstallion3894 4 года назад +192

      The crosses are just there to weaken maxs power

    • @Helltown66
      @Helltown66 4 года назад +47

      They need to perform an exorcist process laying around the house isn't enough don't you know

    • @loopylittleme9813
      @loopylittleme9813 4 года назад +11

      Nora so true 😂😂😂😂

    • @carlosvazquez3263
      @carlosvazquez3263 4 года назад +11

      A big boy🐥🍒🤝🤝🍎

  • @lorideener5237
    @lorideener5237 5 лет назад +1540

    Max is hilarious when he is angry. He had a temper tantrum. His body language is so adorable. I hope he will overcome his fear of the tv. xoxo

    • @rachdiva
      @rachdiva 4 года назад +16

      OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jsmith2609
      @jsmith2609 4 года назад +33

      He’s like, “ I don’t have to talk to you!” *continues to be silent 😂

    • @Dr.Madd138
      @Dr.Madd138 4 года назад +33

      My bird Ronnie loves the TV and he especially loves Spongebob. He knows the theme song by heart. His arch nemesis is a rubber chicken also

    • @hanac5586
      @hanac5586 4 года назад +12

      I always lose it when he squats and just bounces up while screaming really hard

    • @Osmann45
      @Osmann45 4 года назад +13

      @Jasper Garcia Domesticated birds will not survive in nature, are you saying you want him to die?

  • @TheDiva4361
    @TheDiva4361 5 лет назад +480

    "Max, where ya going?"
    Max "I'm going to my room; you may serve my dinner there!"

    • @deadeyes2803
      @deadeyes2803 4 года назад +19

      no he said "hehehe you better say youre sorry"

  • @wxclim8
    @wxclim8 8 лет назад +2016

    It's hard to be lippy when you're sliding down a banister.

  • @hearfan
    @hearfan 8 лет назад +2240

    Wow Dan, he gave you the silent treatment and everything

    • @kathydoyle9939
      @kathydoyle9939 8 лет назад +122

      "Poopie-butt" would have been the ultimate addition.

    • @annieweller7769
      @annieweller7769 7 лет назад +18

      I think max is cute I also liked angel

    • @ItsJustLisa
      @ItsJustLisa 6 лет назад +4

      Kathy Doyle, that observation cracked me up! 🤣🤣

    • @katmaw5910
      @katmaw5910 6 лет назад +20

      Silent treatment, walked away, "you better say you're sorry"... The whole shabam.

    • @jennycat4297
      @jennycat4297 5 лет назад +10

      I used to get that kind of attitude from my cat when she was mad 😠 lol

  • @yosieposiejones6590
    @yosieposiejones6590 5 лет назад +208

    Love it when he beats his wings to emphasise how angry he is!

  • @GrowInContainer
    @GrowInContainer 5 лет назад +398

    2:37 Hahahahaha
    You better say you are sorry...
    I will definitely say sorry after that scary laugh 😂😂😂

    • @HorrorWorldx
      @HorrorWorldx 4 года назад +3

      Grow In Container lmaoooo

    • @deadeyes2803
      @deadeyes2803 4 года назад +32

      the tone change in his voice from the laugh to the quote is the scariest part

    • @Justicia007
      @Justicia007 2 месяца назад

      Wow, very spooky..lol

  • @Teobi1
    @Teobi1 8 лет назад +1743

    After that creepy laugh it sounds like he says "You better say you're sorry".
    I'd be scared if I were you... XD

    • @pjglory3348
      @pjglory3348 8 лет назад +99

      I thought I heard that, or " you're gonna say you're sorry!" .....oh oh...

    • @Teobi1
      @Teobi1 8 лет назад +60

      +Paula Gallagher That's even MORE ominous!!

    • @ghunter182003
      @ghunter182003 7 лет назад +26

      little white dog I definitely heard that...😳😳😳

    • @georgiebear3722
      @georgiebear3722 7 лет назад +10

      little white dog bird got beef with dad

    • @bruhmoment8114
      @bruhmoment8114 7 лет назад +2

      little white dog the birb is ebil

  • @alexandriadee7648
    @alexandriadee7648 6 лет назад +855

    I think Max runs the house, and let's you live there.😁😁

    • @skennedyrn
      @skennedyrn 5 лет назад +12

      I love this bird!!

    • @mu99ins
      @mu99ins 5 лет назад +10

      This little wild bird who roosted in my heater box did not like TV. It wanted music. We listened to music full time for 7 months. Sounds like torture, but it was one of my retirement goals to broaden my music listening, and that sure did the trick. I never suspected that birds were so intelligent. It listened to me from before I woke up in the morning until I was asleep at night. The bird had curiosity and could figure things out. The way in which it prompted me to play music changed over time. One of the things I disliked about the bird was it tweeted when I yawned. I tried yawning silently, but it could hear that, too, and tweeted. It's a gas listening to music with a bird. It liked all music, even the weird stuff, but it liked big band swing music the most because of all the soloists. It loved the soloists, like in the 5th movement of Beethoven's 9th Symphony, when the soloist would start singing, the bird would tweet each one. It also liked crescendos. It tweeted when music began to be repetitive. It would tweet when a song was about to end. When the music volume went soft, the bird would tweet quieter. It flat tweeted You Tube when it interrupted the music. It would flat tweet me if I made a noise during the music. It listened to my keyboard and mouse clicks to predict if I was going to play music. It had an insta-tweet that it would use for various things. A couple of times, it insta-tweeted when the music burst suddenly very loud. The problem is that it would hear the music and do it's insta-tweet before I heard the music get loud. I think birds process sounds in their brain quicker than humans. The bird would listen to the first few bars of a new piece of music, as if it were getting to know the music, and then it would tweet. But if I put on the Beatles, it would tweet right away. I think it recognized Louse Armstrong, too.

    • @karehhartig7287
      @karehhartig7287 4 года назад

      @@mu99ins that is so cool ! What a wonderful experience 😁🙏🏼

    • @mu99ins
      @mu99ins 4 года назад +4

      @@karehhartig7287 - It's one of those stories that I can't tell people in real life. They'll think I'm nuts, and I wouldn't blame them.
      It's a good memory, though. I miss the bird. Glad it's gone because it's weird being listened to night and day.

    • @quackquack4156
      @quackquack4156 4 года назад +4

      THE OWNER JUST COME HOME TO SLEEP AND PAY THE BILLS .

  • @johnsmith4589
    @johnsmith4589 4 года назад +425

    The original “Angry Bird”...

  • @christopherlyon4980
    @christopherlyon4980 4 года назад +328

    He has soooooo many opinions for somebody who doesnt pay no bills 😂😂😂

  • @CurvyAries
    @CurvyAries 5 лет назад +1114

    Max's temper tantrums tickle me so much lol. The way he yells at Dan and then the silent treatment with the little sway back and forth like he's fuming lol. I love the way he storms up the stairs too lol. Such a mega attitude from such a little creature. I love everything about Max ;-)

    • @PapRedpaw
      @PapRedpaw 4 года назад

      Goblin it’s an expression, it means it makes him laugh 😉

    • @HorrorWorldx
      @HorrorWorldx 4 года назад

      Goblin yes!

    • @lisalarouge6309
      @lisalarouge6309 4 года назад +5

      At the top of the stairs it sounded like he muttered “you suck”.

    • @melvinjansen2338
      @melvinjansen2338 4 года назад

      @@PapRedpaw super gay if that's true

    • @xxruby_scorpion212xx5
      @xxruby_scorpion212xx5 3 года назад

      i mostly love the fact of how BIG his beak is XD

  • @Yzarro
    @Yzarro 7 лет назад +2228

    "Hello? I need to return this tv."
    "Certainly. What is the reason for this return?"
    "My bird hates it."
    "..."

    • @finkygsd2720
      @finkygsd2720 7 лет назад +59

      as n animal lover i would have replied. we will take your TV under 1 condition.. bring your bird lets get the TV that you and your bird will love :)

    • @Demetori_Fan
      @Demetori_Fan 7 лет назад +13

      finky gsd lmaoooo!!

    • @finkygsd2720
      @finkygsd2720 7 лет назад +27

      thanks for LMAO ... umm seriously customer service must be always on top ... esp when animals'unhappiness is involved.

    • @brendabilotti1912
      @brendabilotti1912 7 лет назад +6

      Yzarro 😂😂 I died

    • @MrPumpkinDuck
      @MrPumpkinDuck 6 лет назад +2

      lololol

  • @jamiecase8634
    @jamiecase8634 4 года назад +133

    Max walking up the steps cracked me up!!!! This bird is hilarious. Gives the cold shoulder and all. I'd love to spend a day with him! Too cute!!!

    • @emiliaescobar7652
      @emiliaescobar7652 2 года назад +3

      Hmm, this reminds me of myself, when I'm mad/going up my steps! LOL

  • @Loumains
    @Loumains 5 лет назад +213

    Turns his back and sways 😂😂😂😂I’m not talking to you 😂😂😂😂OMG hrs off to bed

  • @AcPh-nc3vz
    @AcPh-nc3vz 5 лет назад +568

    I love how he slides down the bannister

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 4 года назад +13

      Amy Phalon kind of hard to be dignified when ur sliding down a banister....

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 3 года назад +3

      @@eireannemerald1382 that's ghostbusters....

    • @michelleregis6181
      @michelleregis6181 3 года назад +5

      or how he walks like a little soldier

    • @ernestinemaloy8680
      @ernestinemaloy8680 3 года назад +1

      @@eireannemerald1382 maxwell burd that's who...
      ..

    • @angelwings7930
      @angelwings7930 2 года назад +1

      We had a goffin cockatoo. Small type of cockatoo. I taught him to slide down a bannister in our house. It was easy because the stairway was in two parts, it switched direction halfway down. So he didn’t have to slide far. I knew in my gut he’d be ok, so we had to give him a sort of push the first time. Sounds horrible but we loved him, we were gentle with him, but the first time he tried it he was balking. So we sort of gently pushed him, not in a rough way. He was just a small parrot, easily could get hurt. Anyway - he loved it after realizing what I was trying to show him. He willingly, repeatedly slid down that bannister after that. It was a good, wide bannister, not your normal narrow type. So one of us would let him him go at the top and I’d catch him at the bottom. It was great, as soon as I caught him I’d lift him up high on my fingers, over my head, and say “Hooray !!!, big boy”!!!!!, and every time he spread his wings out in victory. He was so proud 😂 It was the funniest damn thing. 😂😂😂😂😂❤️

  • @renegarza4418
    @renegarza4418 8 лет назад +390

    Dan: Why are you so afraid of a t.v screen. 1:58
    Max: its loud. 2:01

    • @bluewaves2539
      @bluewaves2539 8 лет назад +46

      I caught that too. So very smart.

    • @lwnf360
      @lwnf360 8 лет назад +36

      Haha Max answers every question Dan asks him!

    • @waqasahmed939
      @waqasahmed939 8 лет назад +21

      Lol I love that. Parrots love making noise :D

    • @waqasahmed939
      @waqasahmed939 7 лет назад +3

      Keerthana M Sorry?

    • @TheLovelybbe
      @TheLovelybbe 7 лет назад +3

      Keerthana M Cacatoè

  • @alivenwell4340
    @alivenwell4340 5 лет назад +184

    Never a dull moment in this house I imagine 😂

  • @tasteless7795
    @tasteless7795 3 года назад +38

    When Max starts talking in his normal voice he sounds like a probe droid from Star Wars sending signals lol

  • @HangryKitsune
    @HangryKitsune 8 лет назад +604

    Well, that is a laugh I don't want to hear in the night xD

  • @thepunnerd4322
    @thepunnerd4322 7 лет назад +722

    Max laughing + that swaying just looks like he's plotting an evil plan to get rid of the TV.

    • @susanhopkins7073
      @susanhopkins7073 6 лет назад +12

      Actually, that kind of behavior in a cockatoo is an expression of fear. Move the damn T.V.!

    • @j.s.1816
      @j.s.1816 6 лет назад +1

      ThePunNerd Yes, it does. Lol

    • @ENuGify
      @ENuGify 6 лет назад +9

      I agree, I thought he was like playing with the hat saying turn on the TV and the Hat dies! With a Sinister laugh to boot

    • @summerabigail04
      @summerabigail04 5 лет назад

      ThePunNerd lol

    • @truditrudi753
      @truditrudi753 5 лет назад +8

      I think Max is plotting to get rid of his owner 🤣

  • @jennycat4297
    @jennycat4297 5 лет назад +197

    Its funny at 1:26 after being called a "baby bird" he turns his back. It's like saying "Talk to the hand!" Lol😂😂

  • @aguywithrandomconvictions5302
    @aguywithrandomconvictions5302 5 лет назад +193

    2:00 "Why are you so afraid of a TV screen?"
    Max: *"By the power vested upon me by thy blackest of demons..."*

    • @ScottJoC
      @ScottJoC 4 года назад +1

      Birds don't see things exactly like us. Tvs look like flickering images to them. You know like those seizure videos but like all the time

  • @Sydeucer
    @Sydeucer 7 лет назад +162

    Threw a tantrum then stormed up the stairs. I'm done. LOL

  • @Tinlion09
    @Tinlion09 8 лет назад +140

    Flapping his tiny wings in impotent anger

  • @WeRNthisToGetHer
    @WeRNthisToGetHer 4 года назад +61

    I think he went to the corner to hatch an evil plan and now he's laughing about it

  • @babybuzzie7276
    @babybuzzie7276 2 года назад +27

    It’s probably a good thing we don’t know exactly what Max is saying when he’s upset because the videos would probably get censored. Who needs a tv when you have Mr. Max! 😇

  • @Quacking-Goose
    @Quacking-Goose 8 лет назад +407

    he probably acts like that cause he thinks if you watch TV you'll stop paying attention to him?

    • @PieALaMode
      @PieALaMode 8 лет назад +40

      plus big flashing images

    • @peterchartier3387
      @peterchartier3387 8 лет назад +29

      +Pie A La Mode Humans see motion at ~30 FPS, but a bird doesn't until 100 fps. So a normal TV is just random pictures and noises to Max.

    • @peterchartier3387
      @peterchartier3387 8 лет назад +2

      +Wart Dog yaaa no it's not.

    • @Quacking-Goose
      @Quacking-Goose 8 лет назад +12

      But birds can see in way more color than we can, like Super HD vision "
      Can birds see in color?
      Ironically, the answer is that birds see many more colors than humans can, but birds are also capable of seeing many more colors than they have in their plumage. Birds have additional color cones in their retina that are sensitive to ultraviolet range so they see colors that are invisible to humans.
      "

    • @asdfjkli
      @asdfjkli 8 лет назад +2

      +Wart Dog
      www.psychologytoday.com/blog/what-shapes-film/201406/why-you-can-t-take-pigeon-the-movies Not sure if the same applies to Cockatoos, but there is a grain of truth to it.

  • @JuggerGirl001
    @JuggerGirl001 6 лет назад +1387

    Omg he really walked up the steps 😂😂😂😂 Mad level over 9000!!!!

    • @brendastuart194
      @brendastuart194 5 лет назад +23

      and you can hear his feet as he does. pitter patter of little bird-steps! too cite

    • @stephendelvacchio9335
      @stephendelvacchio9335 5 лет назад +1

      She'Myia Malone if there was a dog there that would not work well the dogs could get jealous

    • @uninformedluddite
      @uninformedluddite 5 лет назад +10

      @@stephendelvacchio9335 - Birds can also ride dogs around the house. Used to have a cockatiel that was in love with Holly the Labrador-cross. They used to have a lovely time together.

    • @stephendelvacchio9335
      @stephendelvacchio9335 5 лет назад +1

      Ok

    • @CHRISTChrysalisInManhaim
      @CHRISTChrysalisInManhaim 5 лет назад +9

      Im so happy someone else felt the sheer hilarity just burst through watching and hearing him walk up those stairs...i literally have a tear in my eye writing this!😅

  • @thothscribe3850
    @thothscribe3850 2 года назад +28

    I love it. If you understood the childish antics, and appealing natural acting and characterization of Max, and it is natural to birds to have tantrums, watch nature, well you would be laughing hard... love this bird.

  • @heyodi3092
    @heyodi3092 4 года назад +61

    I love when he’s caught stewing in the corner it’s like he’s trying to play it off like oh yes this hat is very bendy and orange yes this is definitely a hat you have here

  • @janelpopp
    @janelpopp 7 лет назад +551

    2:38 *evil chuckle* "You better say you're sorry."
    I don't know. After that, I think I would've been inclined to apologize and turn off the TV.

    • @btoiscool
      @btoiscool 5 лет назад +37

      The plotting started there.

    • @happy1831
      @happy1831 5 лет назад +9

      And then ran🤣🏃🏼‍♂️

    • @JBSD84
      @JBSD84 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-ti4dl8tw7h
      @user-ti4dl8tw7h 5 лет назад +4

      Aww....Daddy's so sorry Max 😢 (turns TV of and go hugs Max) ..... Max (big smile and evil laughter huhuhuhu)

    • @Salomeii
      @Salomeii 5 лет назад +9

      Lol I heard him. That plus the evil stroking of the cloth. Something evil is afoot! Lol

  • @amyhogan7517
    @amyhogan7517 8 лет назад +446

    Max so mad he turned his back to his daddy.. 💕💕💕💕

  • @wittyag
    @wittyag 4 года назад +240

    He protec.
    He attac.
    But most of all, he talks back.

    • @Crazyjoker4650
      @Crazyjoker4650 4 года назад

      @j mula He's probably one of those douches that likes to comment "first".

  • @CheriSTJohn-mh8wz
    @CheriSTJohn-mh8wz 4 года назад +43

    This is like a 3 yr old child. Tantrums when he doesn’t get his way. 🤣

  • @DKGH124
    @DKGH124 6 лет назад +359

    "Are you a big baby bird?"
    "... My lawyer has informed me that, by responding to that question, I may incriminate myself in some way, and I have been advised to exercise my right to remain silent."

    • @cyndih8680
      @cyndih8680 4 года назад +2

      DKGH124 😂😂😂😂

    • @k8h991
      @k8h991 4 года назад

      Lol, stop it!

  • @bruno-tt
    @bruno-tt 7 лет назад +416

    It's actually so impressive how he just walks up the stairs at 2:20 - they're about as tall as him, and he doesn't even have to use his beak.

    • @MrMaxTVWorld
      @MrMaxTVWorld  7 лет назад +144

      when Max has his mind on something he gets it done

    • @onetruemoody5556
      @onetruemoody5556 6 лет назад +11

      Mr. Max T.V. Hahahahaha 🤣🤣👏

    • @pumpkinpuna4087
      @pumpkinpuna4087 6 лет назад +19

      @ 2:15-- No wonder he's upset..That Chrisley guy is very strange. When I saw the previews even I was traumatized.. my husband found me standing on the stair banister hitting my head and rocking back and forth "

    • @goognamgoognw6637
      @goognamgoognw6637 5 лет назад +2

      He can lift his whole body with his clawed legs.

    • @blondwiththewind
      @blondwiththewind 5 лет назад +13

      He does it so well.....he just sort of "glides" up those stairs. Almost like he's on an escalator.

  • @nugsymalone1247
    @nugsymalone1247 4 года назад +68

    Patrick star: "Hes just standing there, menacingly!!!"

  • @lathavaratharajan5071
    @lathavaratharajan5071 5 лет назад +147

    Perched and swaying from side to side means Max's really mad at something.😂😂😂

    • @theresesmilingmoon9186
      @theresesmilingmoon9186 4 года назад +1

      It means he is stressed. They don't get "mad" they're birds.

    • @BarnacleButtock
      @BarnacleButtock 4 года назад +20

      @@theresesmilingmoon9186 they get mad

    • @SillyConure
      @SillyConure 4 года назад +16

      @@theresesmilingmoon9186 Uhm yes they do get mad! They have emotions just like we do! They're not just stressed, they can be angry, afraid or sad just like us!

    • @graciep.6984
      @graciep.6984 3 года назад +2

      @THERESE SMILINGMOON Different bird species, different intelligence level and emotions. If you don't know about them, I'd suggest Googling it, or finding something on RUclips. There's a lot of information to be found. It's really fascinating stuff, especially when checking it out for the first time. You'll never look at birds (especially parrots and corvidae) the same way again. :)

  • @xander7ful
    @xander7ful 7 лет назад +164

    Max rocking from side to side after you called him a Big Baby Bird is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • @selendriamuganogo7077
    @selendriamuganogo7077 8 лет назад +157

    max is like "you like this hat? turn the t.v. off or I will destroy it" (insert evil laugh)

  • @saturdaycity
    @saturdaycity 4 года назад +75

    1:15 Human: “... Big baby bird”
    Parrot’s thoughts: “I’m not speaking to this guy anymore”. Turns his back. Walks upstairs after the below-his-dignity comment :D

  • @itsmecandi9951
    @itsmecandi9951 3 года назад +15

    I love how he slides down rail! Sassy pant!
    Lol He has such a funny personality! I always get a good laugh. Thank you for sharing him.

  • @kellypersich5021
    @kellypersich5021 7 лет назад +283

    When he's playing with the hat and laughing, all I can think of is planning to poop in your hat.

    • @katmaw5910
      @katmaw5910 6 лет назад +3

      Kelly Persich plus, he's not allowed to play with the hat... Revenge play.

  • @wxclim8
    @wxclim8 8 лет назад +413

    At 2:38 it sounds like he says, "You better say you're sorry."

    • @Boyycrazzy97
      @Boyycrazzy97 8 лет назад +44

      It totally does!

    • @lulabell79_31
      @lulabell79_31 7 лет назад +29

      wxclim8 definitely!! good catch. He is too funny when he throws a hissy fit!!!

    • @lamaddussa
      @lamaddussa 7 лет назад +8

      he did!!

    • @carlosvaldez3620
      @carlosvaldez3620 6 лет назад +2

      wxclim8 he did

    • @GrimSlaughter
      @GrimSlaughter 5 лет назад +3

      @Elon Pate it's not creepy. It's true. That's a mad birb

  • @11Garrett11
    @11Garrett11 5 лет назад +25

    He’s the cutest thing ever. I love when he slowly moves side to side, it’s hypnotic.

  • @shirleypena4133
    @shirleypena4133 4 года назад +46

    Mr. Max:"You'd better say you're sorry!" Oh no, that sounds like a threat! :-o

    • @Cissy2cute
      @Cissy2cute 4 года назад +2

      He's definitely asking for an apology. 🤗 Listening with headphones on there is not doubt. This is Max "par excellence" with a number of his "I'm really angry at you" sounds and movements.😠 He even turns his back on Dan at one point.😁

  • @mrst7831
    @mrst7831 8 лет назад +67

    I love the way Max glides up the stairs. I know they do get jealous when you focus on other things. My parrot April once removed half the letters from my keyboard when I left the room for a minute. She hated to see me petting something other than her!!!

  • @damarissolis7424
    @damarissolis7424 7 лет назад +437

    Did you all hear on the steps when Max said, "You need to say you're sorry".

  • @RPRIMICI
    @RPRIMICI 2 года назад +5

    3:36 Max is contemplating whether he should rip your baseball cap to shreds.

  • @kimberlylou3316
    @kimberlylou3316 5 лет назад +44

    Hahaha he looks like he’s plotting against you towards the end of the video 😂

  • @Greg29
    @Greg29 7 лет назад +437

    Watching this makes me laugh, but if I had to live with that I'd go out of my mind.

    • @ViralAddict77
      @ViralAddict77 7 лет назад +83

      Greg Egan Lol... I grew up with one that my grandmother had, and when I was young, by best friend that lived in the apartment below me had one. Yeah, sometimes their fits and yelling can get to you, but the emotional complexity, funny antics, and affection they have for you makes it all worth it. The stuff Max does here reminds me so much of the two birds I became close with.

    • @MiamiPush2theLimit
      @MiamiPush2theLimit 6 лет назад +22

      Greg Egan that’s why us bird people are always talking to our birds. We’ve gone loco 😜

    • @cocoachanelrock
      @cocoachanelrock 5 лет назад +6

      Having 3 I'm a mental patient lmao

    • @annagitana1
      @annagitana1 5 лет назад +3

      It's like living in a lunatic asylum.

  • @CharlesTheCreator
    @CharlesTheCreator 7 лет назад +254

    "Why are you so afraid of a TV screen?"
    *Max:* *grumble* I don't wanna talk about it.

  • @massabielle2821
    @massabielle2821 4 года назад +4

    Oh my goodness! When he just sauntered away up the stairs, I thought I would bust from laughter. What an attitude! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @melaniem4798
    @melaniem4798 3 года назад +9

    This is still one of my favorite Max videos. His tantrums are so funny. I love how he puts his whole body into it for extra emphasis.

  • @sezzaaa0128
    @sezzaaa0128 7 лет назад +78

    that moment where max is so pissed he just quietley goes to the stairs and starts poking something..

  • @RedDogs27
    @RedDogs27 8 лет назад +68

    Max's Evil Laugh Is Amazing

  • @itiswhatitis9083
    @itiswhatitis9083 4 года назад +11

    I love his tantrums. Such a charecter.

  • @bustamango863
    @bustamango863 5 лет назад +8

    Walked up the stairs like “I’m out”..

  • @alexlubbers1589
    @alexlubbers1589 8 лет назад +185

    my grandpa died a few days ago, but max cheers me up all the time.

  • @insaturnsringzz
    @insaturnsringzz 7 лет назад +256

    'Cause youre a big baby bird!' LOLOLOLOL

  • @Kaidh9080
    @Kaidh9080 4 года назад +18

    He's got so much personality he needs his own RUclips show

  • @jessicacarroll1062
    @jessicacarroll1062 5 лет назад +46

    2:32
    Dan: What?
    Max: (clucks like an angry chicken) You better say you're sorry.

  • @pointsurrender
    @pointsurrender 5 лет назад +984

    I was waiting for the cross to turn 180 degrees.

  • @tylahrosiejaynesmith
    @tylahrosiejaynesmith 8 лет назад +37

    Love how he just walks up stairs :) awwhhh sassy pants

  • @emmacummins2675
    @emmacummins2675 2 года назад +6

    dan and max. you just do not know how much during lockdown in particularly you have both cheered my mum dad and i up. i started watching then i told mum once she found youtube on their new smart tv. she is on youtube everynight when unable to sleep. so she has watched and watched max and yourself. and we have all watched also. we turn on everynight to check if their is a new video. our favourite is this one. thanks for your videos .

  • @itsmorgyntime
    @itsmorgyntime 5 лет назад +20

    That sound he made at the beginning before he started knocking on the wall cracks me up every time

  • @qattah
    @qattah 7 лет назад +83

    throwing a tantrum while sliding down the banister... lol!

    • @annhughes1503
      @annhughes1503 5 лет назад

      Loved it when max through a tantrum while sliding down the banister and shouting at dan max walking up the stairs and laughing he under stands what is said to him good bond between max and dad

  • @blondwiththewind
    @blondwiththewind 5 лет назад +277

    HAHAHAAA!!! I just love Max when he does his incorrigible sputtering tantrums!!! SO FUNNY!!!! OMG: then he stomps up the stairs just like an angry toddler, and sulks for a while!!!
    This bird cracks me up!!!
    I just discovered these videos in the past couple of weeks......I've become addicted.....and when my Cocker Spaniel hears this bird: he comes to watch him too!!!!
    Thanks for the laughs!!

    • @theresesmilingmoon9186
      @theresesmilingmoon9186 4 года назад +4

      he's NOT a toddler. he's a BIRD. They do not understand your words enough to have a conversation. It's all mimic
      and sound. These birds are SO sensitive......

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 4 года назад +8

      @@theresesmilingmoon9186 If you listen further you can hear a few fucks and you's in there 😂

  • @toniwesley4467
    @toniwesley4467 5 лет назад +6

    Boy Max was throwing that neck like it was nothing! 😂 He is not playing with you. He demands his TV. 😂

  • @2574mcu
    @2574mcu 5 лет назад +14

    He cracks me up when he yells like that.

  • @Mitch6697
    @Mitch6697 6 лет назад +124

    I like the way max walks up the stairs 😂

  • @ellyuploads
    @ellyuploads 8 лет назад +117

    "*creepy evil laugh* you better say you're sorry. 😈" now picture that, in the middle of the night. And you don't own a pet.

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki 5 лет назад

      ellyuploads aaaAAAAHHHHH

    • @Kakarott06
      @Kakarott06 5 лет назад +5

      Even when you have a parrot it, of course, is still creepy to have it talking like that out of nowhere lol

    • @JayMaverick
      @JayMaverick 5 лет назад

      BUT WHO WAS PHONE

    • @michellenine9486
      @michellenine9486 5 лет назад

      It's happened several times

  • @umachan9286
    @umachan9286 5 лет назад +28

    I love Max. He's got so much personality.

  • @misspamm1968
    @misspamm1968 2 года назад +3

    This is the best, most blessed, entertainment! Thank you!!We understand how Max feel’s about the TV. Our Golden Retriever has issues with us watching ours. She is convinced those people and animals..are in our house. We sneak into our bedroom while she’s sleeping…to watch ;-) if she catches us she plays rescue 911… a barking starts to alert the entire valley!!

  • @Halpin2006
    @Halpin2006 8 лет назад +1317

    Face it. Max is just a 2 yr old child that will always be 2 yrs old!

    • @jessicacuvilier6975
      @jessicacuvilier6975 6 лет назад +22

      is that what its like to have this kind of bird? like a 2 year old child??

    • @mitch19636
      @mitch19636 6 лет назад +24

      Yes.........

    • @fiaa01
      @fiaa01 6 лет назад +90

      jessica cuvilier yes. Yes it is. They're like the terrible twos and threes their whole life. They'll be nice and cute one second, then something makes them upset and they throw a tantrum, then they're nice again. My uncle Randy had a parrot from its hatching, grew up around it. His was a tad more mild mannered and calm, but once she got a tantrum going she would scream "let the bodies hit the floor" and throw cups at whoever she was unhappy with. Or if she was just generally upset she would run around the living room and scream at everything, then she'd just climb on top of her cage and just sit there quietly till she felt better or till Randy came to talk to her.

    • @fuckingrevoulutionthisbitc5502
      @fuckingrevoulutionthisbitc5502 6 лет назад +2

      2 yr old having a fit

    • @Triciatly
      @Triciatly 6 лет назад +25

      Eternal Horizons let the bodies hit the floor 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @trevorhensley3185
    @trevorhensley3185 8 лет назад +64

    You have made this personal, human.

  • @beverlyedens8251
    @beverlyedens8251 3 года назад +6

    I love it when Max shakes his head and wings in defiance, he means business. To cute 😊!

  • @Minerva_McGonagall
    @Minerva_McGonagall 3 года назад +4

    0:07 Man: What are you doing???
    Max: I am going to have a new staircase

  • @crismondragon
    @crismondragon 8 лет назад +44

    "*chuckles* you better say youre sorry"
    I WOULD MOVE OUT

  • @RalphDratman
    @RalphDratman 7 лет назад +141

    This is more interesting than is has any right to be. My wife and I keep watching you and Max, amazed.

  • @Espeonchan
    @Espeonchan 4 года назад +22

    Max reminds me of Donald Duck when he's going on his rants. 😂

    • @neffyiffy
      @neffyiffy 2 года назад

      Lmfao!!!! Now i cant unsee it!! 🤣🤣

  • @hebneh
    @hebneh 4 года назад +8

    "Now I'm really mad, and I'm going to pout and ignore you."

  • @SchachtStudio
    @SchachtStudio 7 лет назад +76

    Him playing with the hat is hilarious!

    • @celyncapo
      @celyncapo 7 лет назад +29

      It's was so creepy lol

  • @theresaatkins7870
    @theresaatkins7870 8 лет назад +33

    Wow he's really upset. I had a cockatiel years ago who did the swaying and the open beak hissing whenever I wore a black shirt. They all have their own little quirks and fears

  • @CarolLynnWilliams
    @CarolLynnWilliams Год назад +3

    I've never seen any other bird rant as effectively as the cockatoos do !!!

  • @marilynbergemann6808
    @marilynbergemann6808 4 года назад +3

    First time I watched this video, it had maybe 200 views. I love this video. I told everybody I knew to watch this. Now in 2019, it's good to see it at 1,320,649 views. Keep up the amazing work Mr. Max and your human Dan🙂🕊

  • @mamasabbeygirl
    @mamasabbeygirl 6 лет назад +157

    So hilarious. I think he stomped upstairs and is pouting. Love to you and Mr Max oxoxoxoxox

  • @Proxy-gu5yz
    @Proxy-gu5yz 7 лет назад +237

    Did anyone else hear him say "Are you going to say your sorry?" at 2:39 ??

  • @quwaran.7264
    @quwaran.7264 5 лет назад +17

    Wow. That bird has got one FOWL beak. Lol😂

  • @hollyb5432
    @hollyb5432 Год назад +3

    Whenever I need a smile, I watch this video. Max cracks me up when he's telling you off here!

  • @heatherdaugherty4936
    @heatherdaugherty4936 7 лет назад +72

    I love how he bobs that head with his sassy self

    • @dgcaz1
      @dgcaz1 5 лет назад

      And the Oscar for Best Dramatic Exit goes to...

  • @mscedel1895
    @mscedel1895 7 лет назад +171

    if he starts putting on a hockey mask you need to gtfo!

    • @miranduri
      @miranduri 6 лет назад +1

      Ms Cedel 😂😂😂

  • @w7s5lm46
    @w7s5lm46 5 лет назад +14

    Max you are the coolest adorable feathery little dude I have ever seen...

  • @samoneill6733
    @samoneill6733 5 лет назад +8

    1:58 dan: why are you so afraid of a TV screen?
    Max: I dunno, I just am

  • @belindadobie2176
    @belindadobie2176 5 лет назад +178

    Max is so funny I watch his antics whenever I need a good laugh. Thank you for sharing him :D

  • @cherylc3696
    @cherylc3696 7 лет назад +185

    That's one bossy bird!! lol!!

    • @lolz.xxx6208
      @lolz.xxx6208 7 лет назад +11

      Cheryl C lol my rooster gets mad when any of my brothers say something he doesn't like lol

    • @blondwiththewind
      @blondwiththewind 5 лет назад +1

      He sure is!!! I love it when he starts sputtering and chewing Dan out!!!! :D

  • @jenniferboan2370
    @jenniferboan2370 3 года назад +3

    I love this guy! He's almost hooman and a personality for days!!😂😂😂😂💖💖💖💖

  • @pandemedley9378
    @pandemedley9378 4 года назад +4

    3:30 - I've always loved how the classical music kicks in while Max watches you watch him