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  • @GotchaBird
    @GotchaBird  7 лет назад +12361

    Adding Subtitles to this video truly had me laughing out loud 😂 "I smell a diaper" hahaha my gosh

    • @tabitownsend
      @tabitownsend 7 лет назад +270

      Gotcha The Cockatoo "I saw a dead bag!" 😂😂😭😂

    • @victoriamendez6764
      @victoriamendez6764 7 лет назад +73

      Gotcha The Cockatoo i watch this 20 times and it's Still hilirous!!! XD

    • @marshamacmillan
      @marshamacmillan 7 лет назад +88

      He is so funny..after he mentioned the diaper, he laughed.

    • @ElZucaritas12
      @ElZucaritas12 7 лет назад +35

      Gotcha The Cockatoo I love gotcha! ❤️

    • @literallyjustrowen4576
      @literallyjustrowen4576 7 лет назад +38

      Gotcha The Cockatoo "I Smell A Diaper" After that my brothers would die XD

  • @thenoxxyboy
    @thenoxxyboy 4 года назад +3306

    "It smells like a restaurant over here"
    "I smell a diaper" *laughs*

    • @luciesmom3111
      @luciesmom3111 4 года назад +79

      When he says "I want Mom, I want the other one" he lifts his right leg slightly like he pointing at you. He has the sweetest voice on this site. Meaning RUclips

    • @luciesmom3111
      @luciesmom3111 4 года назад +33

      He wants the porky rice.

    • @andyappleby8336
      @andyappleby8336 4 года назад +12

      The bird wants her hand

    • @cambrialayton5344
      @cambrialayton5344 4 года назад +3

      666 likes, can’t like

    • @FUCKTH3POPULAT1ON
      @FUCKTH3POPULAT1ON 4 года назад +3

      @@cambrialayton5344 Not anymore 😃

  • @ealex2011
    @ealex2011 7 лет назад +8116

    two things I learned from this are:
    1. he's got you
    2. he wants some rice

    • @vryewil
      @vryewil 7 лет назад +112

      He needs some milk!

    • @RedLee20
      @RedLee20 7 лет назад +110

      E Alex and he saw a dead bag

    • @autistictropesmith
      @autistictropesmith 7 лет назад +72

      E Alex and he wants to go see Deadpool.

    • @Tw1l1ghtPr1nc3ssX
      @Tw1l1ghtPr1nc3ssX 7 лет назад +58

      He wants jelly

    • @IAMQUIX
      @IAMQUIX 7 лет назад +66

      E Alex he will talk till he's dead

  • @ethan2880
    @ethan2880 7 лет назад +4840

    "It smells like a restaurant over here"
    "I smell a diaper"
    "Do you smell that?"
    *"HAHAHAHAHAHAH"*

    • @princessgxmer4208
      @princessgxmer4208 7 лет назад +64

      Bluee I scrolled for the longest carefully looking for this after I heard it 😭😭😭

    • @naomiburgess916
      @naomiburgess916 7 лет назад +8

      Bluee LOL

    • @jacobdado401
      @jacobdado401 7 лет назад +5

      the bird say I want rice and I smell diaper ahahahahahahahah

    • @betherin6137
      @betherin6137 7 лет назад +17

      Every time I laughed my chest hurt

    • @nalanihamby3710
      @nalanihamby3710 7 лет назад +11

      Bluee I died when he busted that gem out!

  • @yeshi2031
    @yeshi2031 4 года назад +1399

    *BREAKING NEWS* Bag found dead after stealing local birds porky rice.

    • @townsemikah
      @townsemikah 4 года назад +23

      You made me understand a word smoothie.

    • @okaysomething-ef1cx
      @okaysomething-ef1cx 4 года назад +14

      😂

    • @andyappleby8336
      @andyappleby8336 4 года назад +23

      The public is freaking out over the dead bag what will we do to stop it

    • @justaguywholikeshentai9019
      @justaguywholikeshentai9019 4 года назад +18

      It turns out it was associated with the operation white rice , experts report that the boy was the mastermind behind these thefts

    • @lebaldjames5033
      @lebaldjames5033 4 года назад +6

      CNN

  • @Nene-fk4hj
    @Nene-fk4hj 7 лет назад +3435

    "They're watching us!"
    H E K N O W S

    • @maixe13
      @maixe13 7 лет назад +32

      Doodl3le Artz holy shit

    • @iliketurtles3529
      @iliketurtles3529 7 лет назад +18

      Doodl3le Artz Run, damn you! The birds are coming. Goodspeed!

    • @silviestarwriter3862
      @silviestarwriter3862 7 лет назад +10

      +I Like Turtles lol 😆 oh no there down the street. .....RUN! Peace out✌👣 .....🏃 aaahhhh

    • @awwcrapDUDE
      @awwcrapDUDE 7 лет назад +10

      U have 666 likes. Coincidence?

    • @adrykman7237
      @adrykman7237 7 лет назад +1

      AmericanNegro yeah lol

  • @beeperscreepers4263
    @beeperscreepers4263 5 лет назад +1506

    "Mister we had to stop him"
    **Evil laughter**
    "We'll start with you"

    • @PippaPPod
      @PippaPPod 5 лет назад +17

      For The Love Of Pudding
      Freaky! What’s he been watching? Too much
      L&O/SVU! 😆

    • @Liz_k562
      @Liz_k562 5 лет назад +32

      I think he's up to something

    • @dreamsans736
      @dreamsans736 5 лет назад +53

      He also said
      “I know”
      “They’re watching us.”
      Then he was hushed

    • @Liz_k562
      @Liz_k562 5 лет назад +2

      @@dreamsans736 ok

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 5 лет назад +4

      Creepy!

  • @lukemcclutchey1352
    @lukemcclutchey1352 5 лет назад +2414

    "Mister had to stop him" (deep laughs) well start with you..." This bird definitely knows something we don't.

    • @lucianseelt5827
      @lucianseelt5827 5 лет назад +109

      Fun fact animals can see things we cant

    • @dtawist
      @dtawist 5 лет назад +93

      mafia cockatoo

    • @user-rx7zc9gx9x
      @user-rx7zc9gx9x 5 лет назад +35

      What if Gotcha just heard it from someone?

    • @dtawist
      @dtawist 5 лет назад +48

      @@user-rx7zc9gx9x He probably heard it from a show, I don't think a bird could create sentences it's never heard before but again I might be wrong.

    • @user-rx7zc9gx9x
      @user-rx7zc9gx9x 5 лет назад +36

      @@dtawist
      Well, some cockatoos can try to speak without mimicing someone's voice.. Tho I don't know abt this one which creeps me out.. ;n;

  • @alinalbelieber
    @alinalbelieber 4 года назад +1573

    He gets calm everytime she holds and kisses him. Says everything about the owner ! Lovely

    • @MHands-j1j
      @MHands-j1j 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/VtUQisLadlg/видео.html

    • @bugsuniverse
      @bugsuniverse 3 года назад

      1k like 😭

    • @garyday6663
      @garyday6663 3 года назад +6

      I can't get over the intelligence of these birds

    • @kokuhakuqiun4215
      @kokuhakuqiun4215 3 года назад +2

      He’s too cute!

    • @harounben342
      @harounben342 3 года назад +4

      True, and that's remarkable!

  • @lavenderdreamstation
    @lavenderdreamstation 7 лет назад +5175

    "Can you whisper?"
    "I won't do that."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Barfed
    @Barfed 7 лет назад +1838

    *sees a bag roll down the street*
    -i saw a dead bag-
    *they're watching us*

  • @Swaelei
    @Swaelei 7 лет назад +2106

    Lady: "shhhhhhh"
    Bird: "I'll talk till I'm dead!"

  • @Blio_
    @Blio_ 4 года назад +1469

    **demonic laughter**
    “We’ll start with you...”

    • @mango_birb501
      @mango_birb501 4 года назад +19

      oh my gosh wings of fire fan!!!!!i love wof too!

    • @birbiebirb
      @birbiebirb 4 года назад +4

      Ono

    • @leesnyder9144
      @leesnyder9144 4 года назад +26

      0:53

    • @chow319
      @chow319 4 года назад +1

      ah yes i remember WOF i havent read book 14 yet

    • @mango_birb501
      @mango_birb501 4 года назад +1

      @@chow319 i ship moonbli

  • @nottuska1732
    @nottuska1732 7 лет назад +1915

    Gotcha: *looks sinister and chuckles* "We'll start with you"

    • @rindademon3339
      @rindademon3339 7 лет назад +53

      Not Tuska that is so creepy

    • @Sakhmeov
      @Sakhmeov 7 лет назад +117

      "Mister had to stop him... by _any_ means necessary..."

    • @merlinious01
      @merlinious01 7 лет назад +5

      Not Tuska sounds like Bane, doesnt it?

    • @TheLugiaSong
      @TheLugiaSong 7 лет назад +4

      Yes lol! I wonder what he was quoting.

    • @1207-y2n
      @1207-y2n 7 лет назад +29

      Yeah lol i was all fine and dandy and then that part came up i was like who possessed him

  • @dancelikeumathurman8092
    @dancelikeumathurman8092 7 лет назад +714

    Why do i feel like he's a human trapped in a bird form and he's trying to tell us something

    • @hhhhhhhhhh914
      @hhhhhhhhhh914 7 лет назад +22

      DanceLikeUmaThurman i felt exactly the same

    • @valentinebrown3365
      @valentinebrown3365 7 лет назад +8

      DanceLikeUmaThurman same?

    • @maisy3308
      @maisy3308 7 лет назад +3

      DanceLikeUmaThurman IKR

    • @ky-gp4sz
      @ky-gp4sz 7 лет назад +18

      DanceLikeUmaThurman why does that story sound familiar, oh over the garden wall

    • @Diggy22
      @Diggy22 7 лет назад +9

      He's telling us that certain restaurants smell like diapers, that dead plastic bags are signs of being watched, that he's a fan of Deadpool, and, most importantly, that he's gotchu 😁

  • @crystalbroscbs
    @crystalbroscbs 5 лет назад +5282

    *I S A W A D E A D B A G !*

  • @miocat76
    @miocat76 4 года назад +607

    "Mister had to stop him." Proceeds with low chuckle, "we'll start with you."
    Me; chills man xD

    • @amerahdean6355
      @amerahdean6355 3 года назад +7

      Oh God I'm scarred of that bird😂😂😂😂

    • @lorddrunkenberg2036
      @lorddrunkenberg2036 3 года назад +6

      This is only the beginning gordon

    • @uberrobi
      @uberrobi 2 года назад +1

      *gotcha summons satan before vet visit*

    • @baseyledgends6909
      @baseyledgends6909 2 года назад +1

      😭😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @aporue5893
      @aporue5893 Год назад

      ''when africa has your hair and afro haircuts'' ........

  • @PallidTrash
    @PallidTrash 6 лет назад +568

    My parrot says "I love you, and" You're my best friend" so randomly... It makes my heart melt sometimes. It is like he knows when I need that extra love.

    • @Cortex1337
      @Cortex1337 5 лет назад +5

      Jazhua Vanboven what type of parrot do you have?

    • @MsLhuntMartinez79
      @MsLhuntMartinez79 5 лет назад +5

      I want one! Can i get one from Dollar Tree? Im a grad student😂💕

    • @user-b2u2k83p2
      @user-b2u2k83p2 5 лет назад +8

      @@MsLhuntMartinez79 Mine says fuck off every morning... I really should stop sweaeing, lol.

    • @ace-4634
      @ace-4634 5 лет назад +2

      Isabella Martinez Yikes, lol

    • @rosegold_bunbun
      @rosegold_bunbun 5 лет назад +1

      @@user-b2u2k83p2 that bird sounds like my mood tbh 😂😂

  • @amberelizabeth8492
    @amberelizabeth8492 7 лет назад +552

    "I gotta bite Dory"
    Is that why she has memory loss?

  • @akeemj7676
    @akeemj7676 5 лет назад +876

    "Mister had to stop him."
    "Ha ha haaa we'll start with you." WTF has this bird seen? lmao!

  • @Laurieohio
    @Laurieohio 3 года назад +79

    "I'll talk till I'm dead!" I totally believe that! 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheOcculticUnicorn
    @TheOcculticUnicorn 7 лет назад +575

    Deadpool is now even popular among birds!

    • @AirGoddess1087
      @AirGoddess1087 7 лет назад +11

      Lol! I know!

    • @captainTubes
      @captainTubes 7 лет назад +12

      Aaricia // zeepaarden I forget the channel but there is another clip of a bird singing "RRAAAAA LET THE BODIES HOT THE FLOOR! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! GGRAAAAAAAÀ!" ... oh yeah that's it deadpool that's drowning pool or slipknot. eh NVM Xp

    • @funky2670
      @funky2670 7 лет назад +1

      Imagine deadpool singing to birds disney princess like.THATS HOW THEY KNOW

  • @tuna4084
    @tuna4084 5 лет назад +1140

    Human: "I smell some really good food."
    Gotcha: "I smell a diaper."
    Me: 😂😂😂

    • @basespeedpaintyt6348
      @basespeedpaintyt6348 5 лет назад +10

      I laughed to

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 5 лет назад +12

      Do you think cockatoos know what they're saying and can reply to owners like that? They're such fascinating birds.

    • @tuna4084
      @tuna4084 5 лет назад +3

      @@fawnieeeikr

    • @MrWhoevr
      @MrWhoevr 5 лет назад +9

      Gotcha laughed after he told the diaper joke. 😀

    • @kiradoesstuff2394
      @kiradoesstuff2394 5 лет назад +9

      I love how he legit laughed after he said that! 😹

  • @circestudioz6163
    @circestudioz6163 5 лет назад +938

    `”He sees a bag rolling down the street”‘
    “I saw a dead bag!”
    😂😂😂

  • @someone.3068
    @someone.3068 3 года назад +116

    “I got doggy”
    “I gotta twoo”
    “I love you”
    “I gotchu”
    *what a cute poem.*

  • @patrickmcmanus8891
    @patrickmcmanus8891 6 лет назад +285

    "mister had to stop them"
    "We'll start with you"
    Chilling words from a parrot

    • @twistedmindsteam1449
      @twistedmindsteam1449 5 лет назад +8

      Well apparently the poor bird was abused before coming to his new home so there's always the spine-chilling option he may have heard those words before

    • @EnchantedYvette
      @EnchantedYvette 5 лет назад +2

      OMG 😂 I was thinking the same thing lol. Who did mister have to stop? Lol

  • @wizardlizard4496
    @wizardlizard4496 7 лет назад +494

    " I SAW A DEAD BAG
    I KNOW
    THEYRE WATCHING US! " 😂😂😂

    • @marshamacmillan
      @marshamacmillan 7 лет назад +108

      He seems to have some inside information..Lol!

  • @NoOneHasThePowerToDefineYou
    @NoOneHasThePowerToDefineYou 4 года назад +783

    The ladies said “omg it smells so good, smell like a restaurant” then Gotcha said, “I smell a diaper” 😂 😂 😂

  • @mun-li8462
    @mun-li8462 2 года назад +54

    Mom: “Can you whisper?”
    Gotcha: *I won’t do that!* 😂💀😂💀💯

  • @rowatron
    @rowatron 7 лет назад +495

    "Can you whisper?"
    "I WONT DO THAT"
    😂😂

  • @onyxlon2728
    @onyxlon2728 6 лет назад +510

    "I saw a dead bag"
    *chuckles*
    "I know! They're watching us"
    This bird knows stuff 😶

  • @catherinethorton4394
    @catherinethorton4394 5 лет назад +705

    *sees bag rolling*
    Gotcha: i sAw A dEaD Bag!!
    *looks around frantically*

  • @totalynotcatherine
    @totalynotcatherine 2 года назад +20

    How is a bird saying "I got you" over and over again so reassuring? I love it so much!

  • @tiamia7139
    @tiamia7139 7 лет назад +235

    'I'LL TALK TIL I'M DEAD." I believe it!!! :-)

  • @kutti9862
    @kutti9862 6 лет назад +603

    2:57 *sees a bag rolling down street* "I SAW A DEAD BAG"

  • @rachelleach1472
    @rachelleach1472 4 года назад +696

    "I'll talk 'til I'm dead!"
    Yes. Yes you will. 😂😂😂

  • @DestinyRoxHope
    @DestinyRoxHope 3 года назад +31

    I love how she would say stuff like "can you whisper" and he goes "not gonna do that" actual replies to what she was actually saying 😂😍😘🤗

  • @JadeBee206
    @JadeBee206 7 лет назад +130

    "i smell diaper" wow......funniest thing I ever heard from a bird

  • @graylovesyou
    @graylovesyou 6 лет назад +311

    *bag rolls down street*
    Owner: did you see that?
    Bird: I SAW A DEAD BAG
    Me: *dead for laughter*

    • @graylovesyou
      @graylovesyou 6 лет назад +2

      Patsey Poodle Beanie Boo 😂

  • @ratodalton8924
    @ratodalton8924 7 лет назад +380

    Gotcha sounds like he been through 3 wars

    • @isaacstraughan8614
      @isaacstraughan8614 7 лет назад +26

      He fought in Vietnam

    • @goldeneggthatneverhatched4252
      @goldeneggthatneverhatched4252 7 лет назад +24

      Cant you see when he said "THEYRE WATCHING US!" He meant spies from Vietnam's War

    • @richardhuff9313
      @richardhuff9313 7 лет назад +4

      Man u rock! There's a dead rat under your bed!

    • @CMT1995
      @CMT1995 7 лет назад

      He also had to keep the dire light safe from them as well. Poor bird has been through so much

    • @richardhuff9313
      @richardhuff9313 7 лет назад +1

      Mister had to stop him. We'll start with you.

  • @cindyhall3194
    @cindyhall3194 Год назад +23

    Gotcha is one of my favorites. He loves talking and is so funny. I really enjoy him!! Thanks for sharing him.

    • @GotchaBird
      @GotchaBird  Год назад +6

      I’m so glad! Thankyou for enjoying him!! 😍😍😍

  • @tibondimek
    @tibondimek 7 лет назад +373

    "I smell a restaurant", "I smell a diaper... Ha ha ha ha" LOOOOL 😂

  • @mparker123
    @mparker123 5 лет назад +1333

    “He sees a bag rolling down the street”
    *I saw a dead bag*

  • @arandomperson914
    @arandomperson914 6 лет назад +430

    "The things he says are hilarious LOL" **demon voice** *"We'll start with you"*

    • @stavzeevi
      @stavzeevi 5 лет назад +35

      0:54 Don’t forget the evil chuckle. Gotta have a good chuckle before breaking out the demon voice.

    • @shoopydoop4443
      @shoopydoop4443 5 лет назад

      "W-What Are You Doing, W-Where Am I?"

  • @em.gor25
    @em.gor25 4 года назад +114

    "He sees a bag rolling down the street"
    "I saw a dead bag"

  • @eliseheartless4636
    @eliseheartless4636 6 лет назад +407

    „i love you“
    *Slowly turns to her...*
    *“I GOT YOU“*

  • @Phoebe_James
    @Phoebe_James 5 лет назад +1529

    0:54 *Evil laugh*
    “We’ll start with you”
    .

    • @ninakalajdzic9117
      @ninakalajdzic9117 5 лет назад +65

      Phoebe ._.James he has evil plan lol

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 5 лет назад +67

      I'm convinced this bird can see things. Lol
      He says, I gotta know the day of the dead!
      And, they're watching.

    • @audrahawthorne8442
      @audrahawthorne8442 5 лет назад +9

      0:45

    • @tastedivinefury2198
      @tastedivinefury2198 5 лет назад +2

      Phoebe ._.James OMG THAT WAS GOTCHA😱

    • @Inzar-Animations
      @Inzar-Animations 5 лет назад +18

      I think these guys are kidnappers or killers and the bird is a witness. Don’t know if it’s true but we need an investigation just to be sure. A lot suspicious words we are hearing.

  • @YokoshimaSTAR
    @YokoshimaSTAR 4 года назад +783

    2:13
    'I wanna talk to you'
    She: 'You wanna talk to me, is that what you said?'
    Birb: (literally nods in answer)

  • @erniholt9357
    @erniholt9357 3 года назад +16

    "I saw a dead bag"....Gotcha, you amuse me to no end!!! Thank you Gotcha Mom for sharing this amazing character 😊

  • @venusdreamin
    @venusdreamin 5 лет назад +233

    when he said “i’ll talk till i’m dead” i felt that

    • @kimberlysmiley0033
      @kimberlysmiley0033 2 года назад

      Or, as my bird would say, "I'll screech til I'm dead!" And when I do ask her to whisper she definitely says 'I won't do that' ,although not in so many words 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasminesamoeun1251
    @jasminesamoeun1251 6 лет назад +145

    Omg did he just say" I'll talk until I'm dead"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wxclim8
    @wxclim8 7 лет назад +153

    Every floating bag I see is now a 'dead bag.'

    • @SandsOfArrakis
      @SandsOfArrakis 7 лет назад +3

      Well it's a dead on description ;)

    • @reginaseelaIam
      @reginaseelaIam 4 месяца назад

      same as and if someone is cooking down the road, i just smell a diaper

  • @paulaflavell9964
    @paulaflavell9964 4 года назад +20

    I love your birdie. I yap away constantly, mostly rubbish according to my family. I would love a bird like gotcha we could chat nonsense together for hours and drive my family bonkers.!

  • @malloryatack4988
    @malloryatack4988 7 лет назад +113

    The excitement of seeing a dead bag, then the realization that they’re watching us

  • @minz3981
    @minz3981 7 лет назад +437

    Girl: I smell a restaurant.
    cockatoo: it smells like diaper.

    • @katientay2062
      @katientay2062 7 лет назад +10

      *cockatoo

    • @sin6940
      @sin6940 7 лет назад +15

      Katie • ntay
      A cockatoo is a parrot

    • @ouijaboardbros6942
      @ouijaboardbros6942 7 лет назад

      Animal Jam4ever cockatoo

    • @itsyaboi6339
      @itsyaboi6339 7 лет назад

      Animal Jam4ever * I saw dead bag their watching* women:shhhhh

    • @VeronicaMonjaras
      @VeronicaMonjaras 7 лет назад +7

      Animal Jam4ever I guess you can say the restaurant is shitty
      I'll go jump off a bridge now

  • @Neroshy
    @Neroshy 7 лет назад +307

    GIVE THIS PARROT HIS RICE WITH A SIDE OF DORY

    • @theblazingfury2140
      @theblazingfury2140 7 лет назад +3

      TheFrogIncident Cause why not!

    • @maxiepoo4164
      @maxiepoo4164 7 лет назад +4

      TheFrogIncident not a parrot it's a cockatoo

    • @Neroshy
      @Neroshy 7 лет назад

      UnderMAXimum Skits I soon learned that the bird is a cockatoo

    • @lin_thesilly_films
      @lin_thesilly_films 7 лет назад

      LOL

    • @howclassy2148
      @howclassy2148 7 лет назад +1

      UnderMAXimum Skits Cockatoo is a species of parrot

  • @tazwar6685
    @tazwar6685 7 лет назад +300

    "I'll talk till I'm dead" 😂😂😂😂

  • @m.w.4879
    @m.w.4879 4 года назад +522

    His voice and some of the things he said made it sound like he witnessed a violent murder.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 3 года назад +29

      He says “Go to Deadpool”, that might be related

    • @itzamemarioo
      @itzamemarioo 3 года назад +3

      Ikr

    • @bluejay7805
      @bluejay7805 3 года назад +15

      or watching a lot of tv

    • @gavhlev2853
      @gavhlev2853 3 года назад +8

      He probably was with the owner watching movies and he picked up some lines

    • @baseyledgends6909
      @baseyledgends6909 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @weegeebeast
    @weegeebeast 5 лет назад +1658

    “* chuckles * We’ll start with you.”
    Me: * sweats nervously *

    • @eviloracle7521
      @eviloracle7521 5 лет назад +20

      Weegee Beast ikr 😂

    • @ariannapac6535
      @ariannapac6535 5 лет назад +22

      Yeah that was heavy .....

    • @omb5722
      @omb5722 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @ireallywantmydadback599
      @ireallywantmydadback599 4 года назад +5

      Please let me go :C

    • @lauragraves4342
      @lauragraves4342 4 года назад +19

      He is a mafioso birdie. He evades taxes, has little friends, and makes people sleep with the fishes. He makes offers people can't refuse and also loves bread sticks. Has anyone seen my horse lately?!?!?

  • @theresabraddock9310
    @theresabraddock9310 4 года назад +64

    the subtitles are priceless. I'll never forget this video and come back to it often for a good laugh and listen in wonderment at your amazing bird!

    • @GotchaBird
      @GotchaBird  4 года назад +4

      Theresa Braddock I enjoy this one!

  • @smilly1683
    @smilly1683 7 лет назад +589

    **sees bag rolling down the street**
    "i saw a dead bag"
    THAT WAS SO CUTE I CANT

    • @fived9424
      @fived9424 7 лет назад +2

      :D

    • @_midnightkim_8340
      @_midnightkim_8340 7 лет назад +3

      HollyBananaCake ;D ikr! ;D

    • @trinitymouhssine5689
      @trinitymouhssine5689 7 лет назад +3

      The way he moved his head like, "WOAH! GUYS!" and after while she was laughing he goes "I KNOW!!!" makes my heart melt

    • @betterdenu999
      @betterdenu999 7 лет назад

      HollyBananaCake it's amazing that he know what dead looks like and what a bag is!?

  • @wjp1238
    @wjp1238 7 лет назад +137

    "It smell's really good over here, it smells like a restaurant."
    Gotcha:... I smell a diaper.

  • @edwardgaines6561
    @edwardgaines6561 5 лет назад +1674

    2:49 "I'll talk till I'm dead!" 😂
    Sounds like my ex-wife!

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 лет назад +46

      Is that you, dear?? 😄

    • @nekura
      @nekura 5 лет назад +12

      Lol get it?? Because women never sToP tAlKiNg amirite?? lmfaoo so funny

    • @lovesrolopigeo8978
      @lovesrolopigeo8978 5 лет назад +1

      She's dead!

    • @emg454
      @emg454 5 лет назад +4

      Ritona ..

    • @lazybean7415
      @lazybean7415 5 лет назад +5

      Ritona when did he say that?

  • @autumbreeze30
    @autumbreeze30 2 года назад +23

    He's precious!! Huge vocabulary!!! Love him

  • @eggmoni7
    @eggmoni7 7 лет назад +515

    "I saw a dead bag!" 😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing

    • @yeahuuhh441
      @yeahuuhh441 7 лет назад

      y

    • @Ok-wz4yq
      @Ok-wz4yq 7 лет назад +2

      The Girly Gamer -Trista- ROBLOX YT it sounded like he was singing when he was talking

    • @eggmoni7
      @eggmoni7 7 лет назад +3

      Maverick Millam Right? 😂

  • @shobujkola
    @shobujkola 4 года назад +1733

    "mister had to stop him"
    "Evil laugh"
    "I'll start with u"
    "No stop!"
    “I wanna go”
    "I got the boy"
    “The day of the dead”
    ayo...? what has this bird seen 🤨🤨

    • @user-kx5es4kr4x
      @user-kx5es4kr4x 4 года назад +154

      They need to turn off the TV

    • @shobujkola
      @shobujkola 4 года назад +240

      @@user-kx5es4kr4x nO they need to stop kidnapping ppl and murdering them Infront of the bird 💀

    • @St1nkyC9t
      @St1nkyC9t 4 года назад +32

      @@shobujkola lol

    • @townsemikah
      @townsemikah 4 года назад +15

      Lol ikr?

    • @WynIcezelAVega
      @WynIcezelAVega 4 года назад +14

      LMAO

  • @NA-nw7nl
    @NA-nw7nl 7 лет назад +5371

    I SAW A DEAD BAG!

  • @maggielusk6833
    @maggielusk6833 2 года назад +9

    🤣🤣🤣 I'll talk till I'm dead!! Strangely I believe him!! His voice is so cute!

  • @LAURHofficial
    @LAURHofficial 7 лет назад +3666

    Gotcha's mom: "It smells so good, like a restaurant"
    Gotcha: I SMELL DIAPER
    Oh my gosh 😂😂😂😂

    • @jenjencurls
      @jenjencurls 7 лет назад +73

      LaurelineMusic and then he laughs 😂😂

    • @blueblazethetransformer2919
      @blueblazethetransformer2919 7 лет назад +2

      LaurelineMusic WHAT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😍😍😍😍😍😍

    • @edenp04
      @edenp04 7 лет назад +4

      LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AirGoddess1087
      @AirGoddess1087 7 лет назад +5

      LaurelineMusic I know!! That cracked me up! 😂😂

    • @blueblazethetransformer2919
      @blueblazethetransformer2919 7 лет назад +3

      LaurelineMusic 0:58

  • @lovelygirl1717
    @lovelygirl1717 6 лет назад +329

    Bird: I saw a dead bag!!!
    Girl: *laughs*
    Bird: they’re watching us!

    • @elleninker969
      @elleninker969 6 лет назад

      Chat Noir :3 the bird is called cacha

    • @jevainis
      @jevainis 6 лет назад +2

      It got dark real quick

    • @_ariio_2412
      @_ariio_2412 6 лет назад +1

      That is creepy af

    • @Cricket-ej4rt
      @Cricket-ej4rt 6 лет назад

      @@elleninker969 gotcha*

    • @Mj-yo8xn
      @Mj-yo8xn 6 лет назад

      firegoddespele9 Hawaii yeah😶

  • @annedonovan9005
    @annedonovan9005 5 лет назад +455

    "I saw a dead bag'....
    Tell me that's not intelligence...

    • @yoda1934
      @yoda1934 4 года назад +32

      I mean he knows it's a bag give him credit

    • @gorylaurie1270
      @gorylaurie1270 4 года назад +2

      The bird is definitely intelligent, people like you? Not so much. They don't even show the supposed bag yet most in the comments seem to be gullible enough to just assume there was one just because it was written on the screen.

    • @rajasmasala
      @rajasmasala 4 года назад +2

      @@gorylaurie1270 He does not appear to be the pole of exceptional intelligence as far as parrots as a whole go. I'm not familiar enough with Cockatoos and their trainability but African greys are often regarded by keepers as growing to 4 year old intelligence level.

    • @charlottekey8856
      @charlottekey8856 4 года назад +1

      @@yoda1934 And he knows what dead means and vocalizes it.

    • @charlottekey8856
      @charlottekey8856 4 года назад +1

      @@gorylaurie1270 There wasn't a dead bag?

  • @alisonlisboa7963
    @alisonlisboa7963 2 года назад +5

    Without a doubt, the most intelligent and entertaining bird. “I smell a diaper.” Hysterical!

  • @oliviahale8407
    @oliviahale8407 6 лет назад +351

    "I'll talk till im dead"

    • @brendabplove148
      @brendabplove148 6 лет назад +1

      Lol that's literally me 😂😂😂

    • @anactualmoth9750
      @anactualmoth9750 6 лет назад

      Olivia hale right when I read your comment, it said I'll talk till I'm dead

    • @deadaccount9999
      @deadaccount9999 6 лет назад

      Sounds like my brother

    • @harounben342
      @harounben342 6 лет назад

      That's what most parrots do.

    • @artistaloca4
      @artistaloca4 6 лет назад

      Some spirited ole person said...

  • @kittyplayz9834
    @kittyplayz9834 7 лет назад +98

    I got doggy,
    I got two,
    I love you,
    This parrot is a celebrity singing in the making!

  • @melaniewarner2714
    @melaniewarner2714 5 лет назад +285

    Sees bag roll down street:"I SAW A DEAD BAG!" Thats a smart bird

  • @thatonejanitor8715
    @thatonejanitor8715 4 года назад +47

    "i got charles shoe"
    Charles, looking for his shoe in his heli: Where the heck is my shoe?!?!

    • @MP-yp8pk
      @MP-yp8pk 4 года назад +5

      Any word from Charles regarding his shoe?

    • @Melisaoffxl12
      @Melisaoffxl12 4 года назад +3

      Hi sisters

    • @Ridsaw
      @Ridsaw 4 года назад +1

      This da greatest plaaaaaaan

    • @EdFanSus
      @EdFanSus 3 года назад +3

      Charles:
      It's a me, WHERE'S MY SHOOOOEEE

  • @shaniaroopan965
    @shaniaroopan965 7 лет назад +463

    Lol ''i saw a dead bag"

  • @bigboi2365
    @bigboi2365 6 лет назад +155

    Women: it smells like a restaurant
    Bird:smells like a diaper!!!

  • @maurianadepina-ledet8419
    @maurianadepina-ledet8419 7 лет назад +246

    Can you whisper.
    I CANT DO THAT!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @someonecoolio4128
    @someonecoolio4128 4 года назад +85

    "I'll talk till I'm dead!", Gotcha the Cockatoo - 2017

  • @krstcmm
    @krstcmm 7 лет назад +402

    "Theyre watching us" the moment when shit got real.

  • @grace-qs9rx
    @grace-qs9rx 6 лет назад +161

    *Rumors are that he still wants his white rice up until this day*

    • @thatoneguy444
      @thatoneguy444 6 лет назад +2

      Legend has it, that he found the murderer for the dead bag

  • @bridgettekay7925
    @bridgettekay7925 6 лет назад +103

    “ can you whisper “
    “ I can’t do that “ 😂😂😂

  • @josie4065
    @josie4065 4 года назад +56

    Owner: “That smells like a restaurant. You smell that?”
    Gotcha: “I smell a diaper” *does evil laugh*
    I’m dead 💀 This is the best content I have found on RUclips in a long time.

  • @myherolimps3813
    @myherolimps3813 7 лет назад +509

    "I WANT THE PORKY RICE!" I'm dying 😂

    • @illegalnoodles2231
      @illegalnoodles2231 7 лет назад +9

      "I GOTTA BITE DORY" Ples stup dury ubuse

    • @beata.w895
      @beata.w895 7 лет назад +2

      what is PORKY RICE I gotta try it with a dead bag

    • @ambriadaniels8786
      @ambriadaniels8786 5 лет назад +1

      Its Gotchas version of pork fried rice!

  • @DawnSilverStone
    @DawnSilverStone 5 лет назад +503

    2:50 *"I'll talk til I'm dead"* 💀 *That killed me*

  • @boogaloobender3462
    @boogaloobender3462 7 лет назад +340

    That bird REALLY wants to see Deadpool.

    • @fived9424
      @fived9424 7 лет назад +7

      maybe he wanted to go to that pool!

  • @thefae8678
    @thefae8678 4 года назад +20

    1:56 the most beautiful poem imo
    "I gotchu
    I got doggy
    I gotta twwwooo
    I love you"

  • @laylonie1633
    @laylonie1633 6 лет назад +106

    I lost it when he said "A DEAD BAG!"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cinnamoons50
    @cinnamoons50 5 лет назад +584

    Gotcha: *evil laugh*
    Gotcha: *We'll start with you*

  • @hopefiddler3482
    @hopefiddler3482 6 лет назад +132

    “I SAW A DEAD BAG... I KNOW...THEY’RE WATCHING US”

  • @sheilamurrah7442
    @sheilamurrah7442 2 года назад +8

    First time I've seen this bird ! So smart! Love the way you calm it with a hug and kiss! GOTCHA BIRDIE!🤗

  • @crowdkilleryote
    @crowdkilleryote 6 лет назад +176

    **evil laughing** "We'll start with you..."

    • @lpsfunj2541
      @lpsfunj2541 6 лет назад +4

      he seemed like the bad bird from Rio when he did it

    • @loopzoop5508
      @loopzoop5508 6 лет назад +1

      @@lpsfunj2541 you mean Nigel?

  • @kit1480
    @kit1480 7 лет назад +494

    ''i'll talk till' i'm dead!''
    too late for me X'D

  • @lopez5437
    @lopez5437 6 лет назад +294

    Sees a bag rolling down the street
    *I saw a dead bag*
    😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @SomeoneNamedRober
    @SomeoneNamedRober 3 года назад +6

    "I saw a dead bag, I know, THEY ARE WATCHING US!" I laughed a lot in that part.

  • @maddiem2366
    @maddiem2366 5 лет назад +507

    *ILL TALK TILL IM DEAD*
    Dang he really wanted down 😂
    “Can you whisper?”
    *i won’t do that!*

  • @kumiiu
    @kumiiu 6 лет назад +334

    hooman:it smells like a restaurant here
    bird: i smell a diaper!

  • @axeandace7728
    @axeandace7728 6 лет назад +536

    00:47 he went from little kid to grown up military Commander in 2 seconds

  • @VrLilly
    @VrLilly 4 года назад +12

    "I'll talk till i'm dead"...🤣 He is so smart and funny! 😍.