The Most SUS Motivational Speech of All Time
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2024
- I'm still lowkey spittin 😂
▶Song Used:
JOJO's Bizarre Adventure Golden Wind OST - Determinazione
▶Filmed By: @MoonCultureFilms
Tags:
#cilvanis #motivation #motivationalvideo #comedy #motivational 
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"Ejaculate success!"
I died 😂😂😂
And when you do, you'll be relieved...
That's going to be one hot load off
sounds like a inspiroBot quotes
💀💀💀💀💀
🤤😏😋
"Life is about juggling balls" is wild 😂
I need to take life through the backdoor and come harder than ever
All I heard was " c#m hard...juggling balls...swallow" lol, and Something about someone being wet.
All I heard was " C_m hard...juggling balls...swallow", and something about someone being wet lol.
ngl hes right
And ejaculate success isn't?
"I had a wet dream."
-Martin Luther King Jr.
💀💀💀
Joe Cilvanis Giovanna?😅
Nah that's crazy 💀
Nah you wildin put some respect 😂
Lmao 😂
"Give life every single inch" 💀
Word
Life is a bitch, it's the least we can do
"You gotta COME HARDER…I'm talkin' ADAMANTIUM HARD" killed me 🤣
It's true
then how you typing ?
@culturedaadmi4683 wrong comment dude.
@@HeatedPirate chill bro
@@culturedaadmi4683 my bad, I didn't mean to sound blunt
all jokes asides his shooting form/shot mechanics looked pretty solid 😂
*rock solid
Ive seen better...
@@Fartucus
Damn, man. It's just casual shooting. 😢
His arm ain't stiff enough...
He gotta make sure his arm follow through all the way...
Atomantium solid
Fact that this is actually inspirational hurts
In the stomach from excessive laughing?
@@Drag0nvil both
Try lube. Might help.
In the ass because of how much motivation he filled me with@@Drag0nvil
True
Ejaculate success.. Bro wasn't even trying to hide it at that point 💀
Lmao right 💀
“You are gonna be wet all the time.” Had me dying 😂😂😂
"I'm wet right now!"
"I know I'm wet right now"
I'm wet right now 🗣💥💥
"I know I'm wet right now"
I needed this motivation. Thank You Cilvanis!
Wsg Allstar
WHY ARE U HERE ALLSTAR
why are this is so underrated
@@DIVINE_GENERAL_BIG_RAGA NBA ALLSTAR
Deaf people: 🙂
Blind people: 😂💀
Underrated
@@experiencedotaku171 wdym underrated everyone says this its legit the same comment over and over
@@PyroDaGamerdang i didn't scroll then
@@PyroDaGamer he probably said it before it got popular. It could've been like this: He saw a funny comment that was underrated at that time, so he said it to make people notice this comment. Even if it was popular at the time he saw it, it's still a good act from him. It's a compliment to the creator of this message. Yes, it is a bit overused, but it is a positive thing that is overused nontherless. He has done nothing wrong and he's making the whole youtube community a little bit brighter place
@@DLGanimator ah ok
Bro so motivational but so weird at the same time 💀💀💀 (Bro why did 1.9K people like this)
that’s the point bro
He's that person u wanna be mad at but the intent so pure😂😂
@@sstanford1331I WILL INJECT YOU
It’s almost like the idea of the video
Fr😂😂
😂😂 "When life tries to kick you out. Sometimes you gotta come in through the back door" Bruhhhh! I'm weak!!
😂😂😂😂
Yeah you are 😏
you may have gotten weak after that line came at you, but you gotta come harder
@@angrychild4087i am talking ADAMANTIUM HARD
@@lavq7000make sure you give it, EVERY SINGLE INCH 😂
When he said "GRAB IT WHILE ITS THROBBING!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HILARIOUS!!
When did he say that...timestamp?
He literally never said that smh
@@Cass-ul7zf he did say it. I'll look for a timestamp
@@susheelayadav6164 2:05 listen from there
@@HiShioZakura No he didn't. Go for it lol
0:50 bro really out here sniffing leaves 💀💀💀
Looks like he was ejaculating life right there
😂😂😂
To be fair some leaves smell like lemons 😭
you never tried that?
Look at his face while doing it 💀
“You deny your balls their purpose!” -Jetstream Sam, the Motivated One
Why does this have only 5 likes
Gay people in a nutshell
Jokes aside, the cinematography on display here is unironically really good.
Ikr
When life gives you lemons, you gotta fondle those two lemons and juice every last drop out of them with everything you've got.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Spit it out when you need to swallow it-"
I'm on the floor laughing.
Why?
Is it a reference to the white fluid?
Because I didn't think of that when I heard it in the video.
@@ibrahimihsan2090it is
I swear every motivational speaker has the same voice.
Life may give you a bad thrust, but it's on you to get on top and dominate the best you can. Don't hold in that potential , let it explode all over those who doubt you, those who root for you, and rub yourself all over them to show them what life could be so they can dominate with you!!!
@@suscrow661 🤨
@@suscrow661 Damn man. You ever thought about becoming a motivational speaker?
So true
@@suscrow661take this like 👍
"I wont let that stop me from coming inside" Cilvanis 2024💀
Video: 😃
Audio: 😏
❤
It was cool until he started lathering himself up with baby oil
😃
"U need to come harder."💀😂😂🤣🤣
When he pulled out the baby oil 😂😂
bro oiled up 😂
This is unironically a good motivational speech because it actually keeps the listeners’ attention by being sus instead of putting them to sleep
EXACTLY THE IDEA
THATS THE WHOLE POINT AND NOW WE KNOW
I love how all of this sounds like a motivation quote we've heard before, but just not quite right.
Preach bro! Don't let anyone ever stop you from being excessively gay!
Hell yeah brother
@@BuetifullPersun
@@BuetifullPersunloser attitude. Let us winners boo this person together!
@@Julez60BRUH
@@Julez60
When life give you lemons, you throat goat that lemonade!
Bout to gluck gluck 9000 life itself!
Thanks to this, I now have 2 billion dollars, a hot wife, a mansion, and it's all thanks to you. Thank you so much Cilvanis!
Wtf a wife u didn’t become gay too?
how are you heterosexual after this speech
W bro, the only thing I did was COMIN’ through the back door💀
@@legendaryboi1226 Bold of you to assume they were a male 😌
You'll always, always be wet
Finally. A motivational speech that skips the foreplay and goes hard 😩😩
It's about how many times you pick them balls back up🤨📸
😂😂😂
This speaker probably drops motivational quotes like
"When you feel like you can't breathe,
you need to ask life to choke you harder"
Thank you Cilvanis.
I can feel your motivation coming inside me 🙏
Let it happen don't resist
Is it in the back or front door? Asking for a friend.
"u gotta give life every single inch" Cilvanis 😂😂
"Don't try to dodge adversity; take it on like a bukkake blast!"
“When people come at you you gotta come back”🗣🗣🗣🗣💯
"You got to give life EVERY SINGLE INCH!" Bro wtf you killing me.
Grabbing life by the balls is crazy 💀
Grab em by the bussy
"I know I'm wet right now" My brother in Christ pause 😂
cilvanis has truly lost his mind
This was a sussy bussy video
I expected this from LongBeachGriffy 😂💀
🤣
He actually gae tho 😂💀
This shit is so inspirational its coming inside of me😫
Sometimes, things are too hard to grasp by yourself. That's why you need someone else- your friend, your family, maybe even me- to really take hold of things. Don't be afraid to let others press on you, and press hard. Because if they don't go in deep, that true happiness will never come inside. The world will try to hurt you. To break you. Pin you down and wear you out. But you need to fight back. Rise up off your knees, wipe the sweat off your brow, and ask yourself: would you smash the world? or pass up the opportunity. Smash or Pass, what's it gonna be? Don't let your goals be holes. You'll get that "full feeling" from "fulfilling" work.
I really needed this. This is such an inspiring speech that makes me feel like I could take on the world now.
The world can come at me, and I will gladly receive!
@@InfernalManThing underrated😂😂😂😂
The world gone take you! Don't drop the soap!
I died the second you said "Come Harder!" I am literally dying of laughter, and *I love it*
A motivational speech if it was written in Hazbin Hotel:
Truuu
Angeldust doin a speech
Hazbin Hotel if the writing was clever
Now I'm **REALLY** motivated.
Bro I was feeling real depressed lately but u made my day with this one keep em coming
Don't you worry, brother. He'll definitely make sure to keep it coming, and deep at that.
Take that! Take that!
“Life is all about juggling balls” was added to further push the “sus” part of the speech but in reality if you think about it, its true. If by “balls” you mean money. And “juggling” you mean circulating. Life is about opportunity and change. And whats constantly changing? You’re balls that your juggling. (Resume)
So next time you’re down on your luck just start juggling balls (invest in the stock market specifically congress stock watcher’s stocks) and you’ll make it in life.
The best part is that most of it makes sense as actual motivational speech in the weirdest way possible
0:29 I love how it's not just the video that sounds sus, but also the background footage going along with it.
is it weird that this motivated me more than actual motivational speech videos do?
The JoJo music just make this better
Life is about twisting that rod. Slapping it hard. Dont be afraid to get dirty.
the combination of words used in the name of the video is already making it a banger
Stopping the video at “every single inch and...“ leaving us wondering wth follows the “and“ is nothing but gold.
✨️I can feel the MOTIVATION coming Inside of me✨️
Vergil?
“When life sucks… sometimes you gotta get back up and suck back.” 🥶🥶❄️❄️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
"Might as well get used to it"
That's how they get you...
How did this manage to be so motivational and yet so sus at the same time 😂😂😂
by far the most realest and effective motivational video of our time. will re-watch all five seasons of Naruto in one day. time to do the impossible and achieve greatness.
Bro got kicked out for “excessive gayness”😭
"Grab Life By The Balls"
Person named life: 😏
ive been edging myself for 30 years just for this
it's time to come
This man with the sus speech and that serious music,facial expressions and background voices I can’t bro 😂
as eminem once said-
"these times are so hard
and its gettin even harder"
That shot at 0:53 with the dude sniffing leaves had me dying😂🤣
Excessive Gayness lmaooo Cilvanis that is pure genius 😂😂😂
I’m not native English and I’ve just opened this video by notification, not checking a title. So I’m not get it first, I’ve waited for a twist, and then “you need to come harder” beats me out! That’s where I’ve got a point and laugh my ass off!
loved the ending, him getting kicked out.🤣
Deaf people: 🤩
Blind people: 💀
When life gives you lemons, come inside.
Have you ever been swallowed up? SWALLOWED UP?
Damn son! Imma listen to this everyday. Stay "HARD"! Brothers
I just come back to this video every once in a while
“When life tries to kick you out, sometimes you gotta come in through the back door”
Truly motivational.
This speech really helped me. When life comes at me, I will make sure I come at it harder. Thank you Cilvanis
The song is a JOJO REFERENCE 🤩🤩🤩
Un songno I think.
"But is that gonna stop me from coming inside?" Is a while fking sentence😭😭
The background footage for this is so perfectly filmed. Another banger.
BRO is spiting FACTS !!! :O
more like swallowing them
@@VictorYami
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*"when life tries to kick you out sometimes you gotta come in the back door"* 💀
Instructions unclear, I have an S&M relationship with life now
I can't fucking breathe ☠️☠️😭
Truly inspirational, I will be coming fast, hard, and long at life! I WILL GIVE IT MY ALL TILL WHATEVER MOTIVATION I HAVE IN ME IS EMPTY AND DRY!!!
The fact that he's arguing against his own voice in the studio only makes it funnier.
If I don't come easy, it's your fault
This has got some "other" part of my body motivated 💀
The way he stresses "COME" gets me everytime😂
I openly blasted this at the laundry and it felt so good 😎
This video has inspired me to devour every obstacle in life and swallow them whole. And it has inspired to take care of myself so I can live a long life, because the longer it is the better.
Time to give life every single INCH of ME!!
When people COME on you, you gotta COME AT THEM EVEN HARDER
That "ewww!!" came straight from his soul 😂 I felt that deep inside
This needs a Vine Boom version. 😂
GRAB LIFE BY THE BALLS!!!
Kid named Life : ☠
This is the proof that anything you say with motivational background music is good
GRAB LIFE BY THE BALLS🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
My life is gonna be on "pause" for a week...
Cilvanis always be dropping the hottest, juiciest content. I can feel the inspiration pouring inside me.
XDDDDDD