When the Hero refuses to kill the Villain

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  • Опубликовано: 2 мар 2022
  • I really hate when characters in shows act like it's such a big deal to kill straight up monsters smh
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  • @Cilvanis
    @Cilvanis  2 года назад +909

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    • @luckybaby4061
      @luckybaby4061 2 года назад

      Bro surpirse red hood

    • @princetanksley4319
      @princetanksley4319 2 года назад

      awesome video cilvanis, you seeing The Batman tomorrow?

    • @jackhanver1420
      @jackhanver1420 2 года назад

      *"Gurrtham cemetery"*
      Filled by human murder hands with the assistance of batmain

    • @ztrigger5304
      @ztrigger5304 2 года назад

      When u gonna get it Poppin 😳

    • @pedrocora3605
      @pedrocora3605 2 года назад

      JoJo 😭

  • @SupaSoldierLegend
    @SupaSoldierLegend 2 года назад +12742

    Batman lowkey gets more people killed by not killing villains.

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 2 года назад +216

      Low-key try high-key that nigga batman is garbage 🤣😭

    • @F1ll1nTh3Blanks
      @F1ll1nTh3Blanks 2 года назад +249

      He's not a killer. XD

    • @marc-ericleblanc-seguin4514
      @marc-ericleblanc-seguin4514 2 года назад +97

      It’s not batman’s fault, it’s canonically the fault of the government and the judicial system.

    • @SRFAA
      @SRFAA 2 года назад +1811

      @@marc-ericleblanc-seguin4514 He has the ability to stop the individual, and chooses not to use it. Many of the criminals in that universe are too dangerous for any prison to realistically keep them there.

    • @trenageddon6465
      @trenageddon6465 2 года назад +1158

      @@SRFAA Facts
      How many f*cked up stuff has Joker done over and over again
      Batman should have been killed him by now😂😂sending him to prison everytime is clearly not the solution
      He just breaks out everytime and does more killing

  • @prometheus3498
    @prometheus3498 2 года назад +3756

    "You hit 'em, and they get back up. I hit 'em, and they stay down."
    - The Punisher

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 2 года назад +168

      A meaningful difference.

    • @ThunderNerve
      @ThunderNerve 2 года назад +146

      Ironic right?
      Batman basically tactical and ninjutsu base martial arts (i know he have all martial art style)
      Meant to be efficient, yet use his fist more
      And put villain in jail, who get out from the same jail multiple time

    • @polasamierwahsh421
      @polasamierwahsh421 2 года назад +17

      EXACTLY

    • @KasirRham
      @KasirRham 2 года назад +120

      "Men get arrested, dogs get put down."
      - Rorschach

    • @UberOtaku001
      @UberOtaku001 2 года назад +74

      @@KasirRham I love Rorschach as a critique of vigilante heroes. He's a crazy homeless guy going around murdering people.

  • @seraph_dalgon_9216
    @seraph_dalgon_9216 2 года назад +6727

    If we're being honest tho, this isn't even just a Batman problem, this is just a superhero problem in general. Batman just gets the most flack for cuz his villains are more often than not irredeemable psychopaths.

    • @ROKaNrecaps
      @ROKaNrecaps 2 года назад +459

      yea Shōnen mangas stuffers from this too

    • @dominicanfrankster
      @dominicanfrankster 2 года назад +13

      That's sorta the point. If someone is irredeemably, then it's on you the "superhero" if you let them keep murdering. As a fellow viewer, it's not that I'm heartless, it's that I'm a pragmatist. Redeemable? Rehab or jail. Irredeemable? The chair.
      This is why Blackman is an ahole, and a sociopath, imo.

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 2 года назад +7

      @@dominicanfrankster
      I am guessing you have killed many criminals then.
      In any case you are short sighted and he is too idealistic. If he were to go down that road when will he stop? He might as well take over the city and the country, remove all choices from the hands of corrupt and foolish people and take every important decision for everyone, basicaly tyrany. Which will work for a couple of generation however that will be a "utopia" made by force not because humanity matured which would give it very weak foundations and cause it to crumble after he perishes.
      Batman is an example not the solution

    • @aregularv1ncefan394
      @aregularv1ncefan394 2 года назад +160

      @@Raximus3000 so batman Is a example ok I've learnt something then let the sex offenders,murder,thief,psychopath,irredeemable villan go cause why?
      It's not idealistic

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 2 года назад +369

      @@aregularv1ncefan394
      He does not let them go, he lets Gordon deal with it. He is not the Punisher, he has not lost faith in law and order.
      Also he knows if he breaks his rules he is not going to stop and the "I AM THE LAW" mentality never ends well.

  • @pian-0g445
    @pian-0g445 Год назад +975

    Honestly, I don’t find heroes not killing villains in most cases being the issue, but how the write always get the villains to escape the super maxed out prison like they’re leaving for their lecture.
    Like, keep them in there for a bit of time, and then maybe there’s the mastermind which breaks them all out to form a team.
    It’s just, when they’re always lose and killing people, I’m like ‘how has the government not ended them yet. They must have found a loop hole, and even if not, they can just hide it.

    • @lordkameguru7851
      @lordkameguru7851 Год назад +131

      This! It's not the ideology. It's the writer ie god to the fictional characters that keep it going for the viewers entertainment.

    • @kozy2254
      @kozy2254 Год назад +22

      They've done this multiple times

    • @rage_2000
      @rage_2000 Год назад +27

      You know, I kind of agree with the part about they always escaping.
      The hero itself should keep them locked

    • @Shadow666_
      @Shadow666_ Год назад

      @LordKame Guru No, the ideology is just as fucked.

    • @dude9318
      @dude9318 Год назад +40

      Yeah but killing villains like the Joker would help society.
      He has ruined many many peoples lives

  • @se2419
    @se2419 2 года назад +4983

    "you just killed a genocidal, racist, sexist, warriors fan" best line of the vid fr

    • @suapan9139
      @suapan9139 2 года назад +187

      Average Californian

    • @contracide
      @contracide 2 года назад

      Just like killing an ant

    • @EliTheMac
      @EliTheMac Год назад +18

      i’m sad i didn’t see more of this in the comments bc it was the best line

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 Год назад +5

      Frrrr

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom Год назад +21

      Not IMO, warriors fan was supposed to contrast with the others, but really genocidal is the only one of the others that is really terrible, racist and sexist is pretty meh. Basically everyone is racist and sexist after all, in one direction or another. The line should have been like "you just killed a genocidal, child and animal mutilating terrorist warriors fan" maybe.

  • @NOMTF
    @NOMTF 2 года назад +6175

    Nailed the villain impression 😂

    • @graphic_it
      @graphic_it 2 года назад +33

      Completely 😂😂

    • @aoxgam3r274
      @aoxgam3r274 2 года назад +8

      e.e

    • @heavyweaponsguy6284
      @heavyweaponsguy6284 2 года назад +8

      @oh "Dislikes disabled so you cant tell the video is wasting your time and trolling you" bro get outta here

    • @Pasc04
      @Pasc04 2 года назад +7

      Impression?

    • @Rho_dri
      @Rho_dri 2 года назад +7

      hero*

  • @crunchyapples596
    @crunchyapples596 Год назад +383

    "If I go down that path, I wouldn't be able to come back." If you had an ounce of self control this wouldn't be an issue.

    • @rhondahoward8025
      @rhondahoward8025 Год назад +80

      Yep. It's the classic slippery slope fallacy.

    • @saminhuq7757
      @saminhuq7757 Год назад +31

      I mean, the dude isn't entirely nonviolent, and he can be a jerk to allies and friends too...

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 Год назад +1

      It's called a slippery slop for a reason

    • @saminhuq7757
      @saminhuq7757 Год назад +39

      @@tfordham13 Yeah, but it's a fallacy.

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 Год назад

      @@saminhuq7757 and? This is a parody of batman and back in the day he was addicted to killing

  • @TetraTheThief
    @TetraTheThief 2 года назад +265

    “Have you ever stepped on an ant? Feels EXACTLY the same”💀

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +2866

    "Bro don't you got a Tempur-Pedic mattress?"
    Bruce Wayne is a billionaire, he can afford like a couple million of them things.

    • @milknwaffles9669
      @milknwaffles9669 2 года назад +15

      fast af

    • @immavaip
      @immavaip 2 года назад +11

      Finally it happed to me also, i was reading this exact comment just as he said it in the video. Haha

    • @artsbyamar7648
      @artsbyamar7648 2 года назад +5

      8 likes ? 😳

    • @r.s.g6556
      @r.s.g6556 2 года назад +1

      42 like

    • @randomvidz8742
      @randomvidz8742 2 года назад +4

      Your finally verified

  • @KingkashiX
    @KingkashiX 2 года назад +3136

    Batman: YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO COME BACK FROM THIS!
    Cilvanis:Come back from where? I never left this spot. I killed here him right here 😆

  • @Aldridge517
    @Aldridge517 2 года назад +236

    Batman: You crossed the line!
    Cilvanis: Honestly I just feel like you a bitch.

  • @thedeathskeleton4957
    @thedeathskeleton4957 2 года назад +482

    This was the origin story of a supervillain with reality altering powers that allows them to murder characters in TV shows.
    Even ends with them wanting to solve problems through killing.

  • @omnid.slayer7244
    @omnid.slayer7244 2 года назад +3705

    Hero:"You probably saved 10k people but look at yourself you'll never come back from this"
    Viewer:honestly I'm really proud of myself

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 2 года назад +153

      I’d be proud of the viewer too, but dammit, now he ended the show for all the rest of us. I wanted to see the next season where killed gat gater is let loose causing chaos and fights Queen dolphin.

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 2 года назад +24

      Killing a 2 dimension imaginary villain?? You have low standards.

    • @Isiahguitinez243
      @Isiahguitinez243 2 года назад +4

      😎

    • @anonymousguy6610
      @anonymousguy6610 2 года назад +2

      666 likes😈

    • @WakeUpNeo001
      @WakeUpNeo001 2 года назад +36

      & those 10k lives he saved he stopped collateral damage of family & friends becoming psychotic villains so that’s like triple double the lives he saved

  • @TheoJay615
    @TheoJay615 2 года назад +951

    "If this were a show and I killed you, we'd stop making money"
    "Damn bro, you got a point"

    • @Tethloach1
      @Tethloach1 Год назад +11

      very true, the show must go on and it can end later down the line.

    • @GibbyCat
      @GibbyCat Год назад +18

      Not really, they'd just make a new and stronger villain.

    • @Robot_treearm
      @Robot_treearm 10 месяцев назад

      He's right

    • @Robot_treearm
      @Robot_treearm 10 месяцев назад

      Rashuana is right

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr 5 месяцев назад

      @@Robot_treearmno not really.

  • @fredriddles1763
    @fredriddles1763 Год назад +528

    Imprisonment should almost always mean checkmate.
    If you want your villain to stick around, don't write them into checkmate.
    You can put them into check, ruin their plans or force them to retreat, but the moment you capture them they should no longer be a threat, or else the hero looks incompetent when they break out, and their 'righteous' morals no longer get through to the viewer.

    • @BlazeCon97
      @BlazeCon97 Год назад +31

      I get what you're saying on each bit, but I disagree with the villain escaping making the hero look incompetent and their morals not worth listening to, that just doesn't make sense and definitely isn't how most children, and most people, would take it. Others doing wrong doesn't invalidate or take away the good from your actions and morals.

    • @Tethloach1
      @Tethloach1 Год назад +27

      well said, rules imposed for the sake of story.

    • @BackLineXProductions
      @BackLineXProductions Год назад +27

      Plus it's usually not the Heroes running the jails and setting sentences. They just turn them in. It's the government's job to handle things from there and if they fuck up, that's not the heroes fault, it's the fault of the people whose job it's supposed to be to keep people safe. Not the dude who stepped up and did all heavy lifting.

    • @saminhuq7757
      @saminhuq7757 Год назад +2

      Agreed.

    • @what4521
      @what4521 Год назад +10

      I like how they handled this in A.T.O.M. series. They catch the big bad only in the end of a first season, mostly thwarting his plans before, send him to prison, AND HE STAYS THERE FOR AT LEAST A SEASON, while they're busy with the new big bad.

  • @GibbyCat
    @GibbyCat Год назад +38

    1:58 I love how personally the dude takes that line. Like, "Bitch, excuse you?"

  • @demosneokleous4877
    @demosneokleous4877 2 года назад +3492

    "Have you ever stepped on an ant? It's exactly the same"
    No, no, he's got a point

    • @tobsonasanya4765
      @tobsonasanya4765 2 года назад +17

      eh

    • @Achieme
      @Achieme 2 года назад +102

      But then he'll use the you think you're god excuse

    • @tobsonasanya4765
      @tobsonasanya4765 2 года назад +76

      @@Achieme I mean killing an ant is not the same as killing a human

    • @Achieme
      @Achieme 2 года назад +39

      @@tobsonasanya4765 Ya he would use that excuse too

    • @tobsonasanya4765
      @tobsonasanya4765 2 года назад +16

      @@Achieme It ain't really an excuse though

  • @xillere
    @xillere 2 года назад +2141

    "I don't give a flying flippidy fck"
    Best line ever

  • @DeadlyLazer
    @DeadlyLazer 2 года назад +35

    "Just try killing somebody. It's not that bad."
    -Cilvanis 2022

  • @shadowgl9
    @shadowgl9 Год назад +36

    Crazy part is, the original Batman actually killed psychotic criminals but they had to nerf him cuz people (a very small number) were pansies.

  • @Mrs.daylight
    @Mrs.daylight 2 года назад +3372

    CILVANIS NEVER DISAPPOINTS

    • @kamelingil
      @kamelingil 2 года назад +1

      @oh ruclips.net/video/iik25wqIuFo/видео.html SURPRICE

    • @TheJestBee
      @TheJestBee 2 года назад +12

      Right, I always have to click on the vid as soon as I see his face come up on my feed 😂😂

    • @dregrant8262
      @dregrant8262 2 года назад +8

      For a second I thought you were trying to say civilians 💀

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 Год назад

      Loool

    • @Kingman.
      @Kingman. 9 месяцев назад

      Bro thinks he is PJ Explained

  • @pranavkhanna3312
    @pranavkhanna3312 2 года назад +977

    The hero:You are going to prison
    The villain: AH HEEE HEE HEE

    • @arjunnukal6168
      @arjunnukal6168 2 года назад +12

      *Michaele Jackson noises*

    • @emiyashirou1858
      @emiyashirou1858 2 года назад +3

      Michael Jackson?

    • @aquilaaurea8938
      @aquilaaurea8938 2 года назад +5

      Muzan

    • @user-om3wn4yb8q
      @user-om3wn4yb8q 2 года назад +5

      Viewer: "YOU ARE GOING TO *BRAZIL* !"
      The villain: "Noooooooooo!"

    • @Anthony-eo3ro
      @Anthony-eo3ro 2 года назад +4

      The villain : breaking out of prison by killing the guards and anyone who gets in the way is part of the fun... enjoy thinking you are such a good person for allowing me to live.

  • @michaelwbell442
    @michaelwbell442 2 года назад +173

    I was thinking about how heroes tend to make things worse when they're too merciful. Even the law says that you are allowed to reciprocate accordingly when met with lethal force. Villains come at heroes with lethal force all the time, but superheroes never reciprocate, which comes across as arrogant. The good Spider-Man giveth, and the good Spider-Man taketh away. They just strengthen the villains' convictions, who start to see the superheroes as false gods who need to be cast down.

    • @maganhassan2627
      @maganhassan2627 Год назад

      is killing them the best solution to solve a certain issue though?

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 Год назад +5

      ☝️

    • @maganhassan2627
      @maganhassan2627 Год назад

      @@tmcttf8087 talking to me or the original guy's comment?

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 Год назад

      @@maganhassan2627 Michael's.

    • @buincqv67
      @buincqv67 Год назад +7

      Cause superheroes aren’t police officers? lmao

  • @aetherblackbolt1301
    @aetherblackbolt1301 Год назад +71

    Given how real life literally has "Epsteined" as a popular term, I think it really is insane that these villains haven't been permanently ended after their 5th escape from Max Security Prison...

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 Год назад +8

      Bruh they gotta fire the Wardens in those Super Max Prisons. They always fucking up.

    • @cumunist2120
      @cumunist2120 Год назад

      This is America they would’ve been executed the first time they end up in prison

    • @gageunruh3574
      @gageunruh3574 Год назад +2

      ​@@mako8091 normally it's the guards who are on payroll of the crime bosses inside said facilities and want to be on the good side of the ACTUAL super powered villains.

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 Год назад +1

      @@gageunruh3574 so it's a failure on the boss to implement better systems to weed out the bad apples?

    • @gageunruh3574
      @gageunruh3574 Год назад

      @@mako8091 normally most of the jails are bad apples and if they try to fire them they get stabbed or killed or a whole overthrow happens and it happens all over again. And replacing people is very hard for Arkham do to the risk

  • @spectraphantom5870
    @spectraphantom5870 2 года назад +489

    Batman: *puts people in jail*
    Venom: *bites someone’s head off*

    • @lizacarelse5675
      @lizacarelse5675 2 года назад +54

      Venom is awesome

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 2 года назад +24

      @@lizacarelse5675 That's right. The Klyntar race as a whole is awesome.

    • @pogggaming4470
      @pogggaming4470 5 месяцев назад +1

      Not sure if Venom is considered a hero, so is Punisher

    • @corryjamieson3909
      @corryjamieson3909 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@pogggaming4470V-man is the lethal protector.

  • @jordangothemango1189
    @jordangothemango1189 2 года назад +1404

    Like I never understood why Batman just breaks the villain back or legs so they will never do evil again

    • @JellyNightSquid69
      @JellyNightSquid69 2 года назад +597

      Because DC wants to keep those villains and heroes around to milk them for all their worth.

    • @Dagrizzb
      @Dagrizzb 2 года назад +153

      "It's Batmayne"

    • @F1rstNameLastName
      @F1rstNameLastName 2 года назад +377

      @@JellyNightSquid69 Batman has killed many villains before, it's just that DC always goes "nah, this universe never happened. Here's Earth number 5037 instead!"

    • @theonlythingihavetosayis9333
      @theonlythingihavetosayis9333 2 года назад +25

      @@F1rstNameLastName lol

    • @JellyNightSquid69
      @JellyNightSquid69 2 года назад +141

      @@F1rstNameLastName Multiverse theory's a bitch.

  • @109Rage
    @109Rage 3 месяца назад +4

    This is common in comic book superheroes, mostly because the comics are long-running franchises that need to keep making money, and newer villains just aren't as popular as older more classic ones. We get new villains every year, but only a few of them end up sticking around, based on whether or not the readers like them.

  • @PlanetHouston
    @PlanetHouston 2 года назад +48

    "I wouldn't be able to sleep at night."
    Me:"Son, you don't sleep at night anyway."
    Although I did like the Tempur-pedic joke.

  • @khalilahd.
    @khalilahd. 2 года назад +539

    “Bro don’t you have a tempur pedic mattress? You’re going to sleep fine”. 😭😭

  • @Sage2310
    @Sage2310 2 года назад +785

    Doesn't Batman realise the goons he beat up brutally, most of them end up dying either way fron concussions.Batman has returned from it just fine

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 2 года назад +132

      According to batman they don't count killing his boyfriend the joker or another one his costume friends like two face he would miss them too much

    • @muhammadluthfi6410
      @muhammadluthfi6410 2 года назад +176

      @@retronerds6884 yeah he beat up the goons until they're disabled. But the bosses, the criminal masterminds, the psychotic maniacs are usually captured with minor injuries, sometimes they aren't even unconscious when the police capture them, which enable some of these irredeemable criminals to escape on their way to prison.

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 2 года назад +110

      @@muhammadluthfi6410 I'm telling you batman does this on purpose he beat the living shit out of a robber and leave joker conscious

    • @ItsOver9000Productions
      @ItsOver9000Productions 2 года назад +15

      @@muhammadluthfi6410 he does not beat up goons til they're disbabled

    • @sexmansex4776
      @sexmansex4776 2 года назад +32

      @@ItsOver9000Productions i don't think you ever played batman

  • @nny156
    @nny156 3 месяца назад +2

    Batmans protected the Joker so much, his ass should be locked up as an accessory.

  • @corruptedexperiment2138
    @corruptedexperiment2138 2 года назад +22

    0:57 that pretty much translates to:
    “Because if this was the tv show, then everybody would miss the joker,
    and we would never continue fighting... endlessly.”

  • @animamaster
    @animamaster 2 года назад +622

    Cilvanis should be given a role in a DC or Marvel movie. He nailed this villain impression

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 4 месяца назад

      Jimmy Olsen type but an original character.
      MAN Cilvanis would have the best photos of Spider-Man.

  • @omnid.slayer7244
    @omnid.slayer7244 2 года назад +507

    This takes the "fine I'll do it myself" to a entirely different timeline and space
    viewer had enough of that

  • @mhelm0225
    @mhelm0225 Год назад +63

    If you're going to blame anyone, blame the justice system that refuses to give these criminals the chair even though they've committed enough crimes to be tried as a war criminal.

    • @GreenBoy9000
      @GreenBoy9000 Год назад +5

      Or the needle.

    • @arhammuharram1881
      @arhammuharram1881 Год назад

      I concur

    • @akale2620
      @akale2620 6 месяцев назад +1

      The justice system in gotham/dc is especially corrupt and ineffective due to the existence of batman superman.

    • @johnlucas2838
      @johnlucas2838 4 месяца назад +6

      @@akale2620 Due to the existence of the writer, they all kowtow to DC's editorial staff.

    • @tmbpotatoe5975
      @tmbpotatoe5975 4 месяца назад +1

      tbh i feel like batman is somehow stopping them from killing the villain's by just how dumb he seems to be.

  • @Remix-pr4xd
    @Remix-pr4xd 4 месяца назад +2

    “Ignoring what he's done in the past. Blindly, stupidly disregarding the entire graveyards he's filled, the thousands who have suffered, the friends he's crippled.”
    - Red Hood

  • @mirio-em1vc
    @mirio-em1vc 2 года назад +766

    “You’ve probably saved 10.000 people, but now look at yourself, you’ll never come back from this”
    This man’a trippin’. No way he killed someone to save 10.000 people. That’s gonna give him a huge trauma

  • @ashishkkrishna
    @ashishkkrishna 2 года назад +856

    The 'soundscape to ardor' gets me everytime, even after all these years. Shiro Sagisu is a legend.

  • @jeremychaffin3733
    @jeremychaffin3733 2 года назад +59

    Literally everybody, wondering why he hasn't killed The Joker yet! 🤣🤣

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 Год назад +3

      Jason Todd: and I took that personally.

    • @IIIISai
      @IIIISai Месяц назад

      @@speedy01247 bro 😂💀

  • @Shins_Jim
    @Shins_Jim Год назад +32

    I mean he could just take the "cripple them for life" approach. It's better then extrajudicial killing if you're worried about becoming a murdering vigilante, and if they can't heal from whatever injury you give them, then they might find escaping to be impossible without help. Even if a court decides the villain can't get charged because of what the Batman did to them, they would assumedly have the rest of a previous sentence to serve so... One less life sentences to add to the 14 others is just the price to pay to make sure they serve them in full I guess 🤷‍♂️

  • @Veatoox
    @Veatoox 2 года назад +487

    "Violence isn't the answer, it's the question, and the answer is yes."
    -VirtuousOtaku

    • @kuroarts6139
      @kuroarts6139 2 года назад +31

      'Violence isn't the answer, but it is the solution.'
      - Your Mom

    • @Schxrke
      @Schxrke 2 года назад +4

      who

    • @rickeybernard8156
      @rickeybernard8156 2 года назад +3

      🤣 you're a legend for this 🤣

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 2 года назад

      If violence doesn’t solve all your problems, it’s because you’re not using enough of it.

    • @ArjunTheRageGuy
      @ArjunTheRageGuy Год назад +3

      Violence?
      Yes

  • @zach_2178
    @zach_2178 2 года назад +303

    If a criminal commits countless acts of murder and constantly escapes from prison might be time for you to do the responsible thing and off that person.

    • @ThiccFurryBoi34
      @ThiccFurryBoi34 2 года назад +5

      Or put them in the asylum and get them help

    • @A.S._Trunks
      @A.S._Trunks 2 года назад +52

      @@ThiccFurryBoi34 Like ARKHAM Asylum? 🙄

    • @ThiccFurryBoi34
      @ThiccFurryBoi34 2 года назад +3

      @@A.S._Trunks I just watched a Batman movie riddler needs help

    • @A.S._Trunks
      @A.S._Trunks 2 года назад +14

      @@ThiccFurryBoi34 And what about people like the Joker?

    • @ThiccFurryBoi34
      @ThiccFurryBoi34 2 года назад +3

      @@A.S._Trunks they need a friend

  • @diytinkerhack
    @diytinkerhack Год назад +17

    There's not a single batman villain that the government or someone else would have taken out at some point. People that crazy, in reality, tend not to last long. The Joker and many others would have been force fed or injected with tranquilizers to keep them safe and left in a room.

    • @williamwoolf8072
      @williamwoolf8072 Год назад +4

      yea because superheros were originally supposed to be for middle schoolers. In real life there's no heroes or vigilantes because they'll be killed very quickly. Kinda hard to survive and keep your identity a secret when both the police and crime syndicates are after you

  • @1UniversePrincess
    @1UniversePrincess Год назад +14

    1:45 “bro, don’t you got a tempurpedic?” He legit just said take some Melatonin, who knew that’s all you needed for a good night’s sleep after taking care of the villain, so heroes should really always listen to their fans.

  • @Bhicken_Nugget
    @Bhicken_Nugget 2 года назад +41

    2:30
    When you jump on Toad’s head in Mario Odyssey

  • @DanielHearn
    @DanielHearn 2 года назад +245

    This guy is pure gold as well as all his friends

  • @JoshSJoshingWithYa
    @JoshSJoshingWithYa Год назад +15

    Plot twist - he gets addicted to killing and is eventually killed by another viewer; the cycle continues

  • @unnamed3575
    @unnamed3575 2 года назад +40

    To the people who are calling him bat man, pretty sure the villain called him blackman 2:14

  • @prince_nonchalant1515
    @prince_nonchalant1515 2 года назад +294

    "I wouldn't be able to sleep at night because of the guilt"
    "Bro, don't you got a Tempurpedic mattress?"
    💀

  • @thatweebfromspace3797
    @thatweebfromspace3797 2 года назад +76

    This is what I always used to think while watching or reading batman

    • @hardway410
      @hardway410 2 года назад +8

      Me too. But not just batman daredevil and Spiderman too

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 4 месяца назад +3

    Batman: "You don't get it! You killed him! That means he won in the end!"
    Anybody: "Okay... And?"

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie Год назад +14

    I loved his increasing levels of offended body language when he got told he'd never be able to do it

  • @eugh633
    @eugh633 2 года назад +60

    "I dont even watch the show no more cuz i just completed the story for you:" 💀💀

  • @tyrongkojy
    @tyrongkojy 2 года назад +159

    I like how at the end you straight up make Not-Batman's point for him.

    • @jackmakila3776
      @jackmakila3776 2 года назад +11

      Yeah not sure if that was intentional or not

    • @A.S._Trunks
      @A.S._Trunks 2 года назад +10

      That would be absolutely beautiful if it was.

    • @deathonion404
      @deathonion404 2 года назад +7

      @@jackmakila3776 it obviously was

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 2 года назад

      What point?

    • @cgecko3
      @cgecko3 2 года назад +26

      @@anxiousearth680 "you can never come back from this!" I.E. you can't go back to the state of not having murdered someone, because you have murdered someone, you are a murderer now. And because he murdered someone and enjoyed it "I'll just murder someone again solves alot of problems" he wants to go ahead and do it again proving that he himself has now become the villain, not-batman was afraid of becoming, himself.

  • @TheRealWoopSlap
    @TheRealWoopSlap 11 месяцев назад +9

    The amount of lives that could be saved if they only killed the villains

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Год назад +6

    *Joker gets sent to prison.*
    Joker: "Oh no! Anyway."

    • @pogggaming4470
      @pogggaming4470 5 месяцев назад +1

      Except in Batman Arkham city

  • @joetarocuhjoe8438
    @joetarocuhjoe8438 2 года назад +47

    Ive been out of prison more that lebron has been to the finals” 😂

  • @jaemane1
    @jaemane1 2 года назад +25

    When he looked at the screen at 2:09 lmaooooooo

  • @sirvy1866
    @sirvy1866 2 года назад +21

    The fact he stabbed the villain like 40 times was hillarious

  • @crimsonbladewielder1975
    @crimsonbladewielder1975 Год назад +13

    There’s a reason The Punisher is feared in the marvel universe despite not being a superhuman

  • @Y0uWinY
    @Y0uWinY 2 года назад +79

    We just witness, the beginning of Yagami Light..

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 Год назад +2

      A true hero.

    • @danielbueno8474
      @danielbueno8474 Год назад

      @@tmcttf8087 Nah.

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 Год назад

      @@danielbueno8474 Yeah.

    • @danielbueno8474
      @danielbueno8474 Год назад

      @@tmcttf8087 I mean, if you consider terrorists to be "ture heroes", then yeah, sure.

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 Год назад +3

      @@danielbueno8474 Oh yes.....because various clown governments can simply just brand someone as a mere *"terrorist"* even though they're making the world a better place, right?

  • @iab4361
    @iab4361 2 года назад +27

    The sudden glance of Batman in the camera 🗿💀

  • @LOREIRIN
    @LOREIRIN 2 года назад +12

    ok but like the quote "Oh no! A mild invonvenience." is kinda funny tho 0:37

  • @stuartl7761
    @stuartl7761 6 месяцев назад +4

    You skipped passed the scene at the start when the hero beats up the villain's goons to within an inch of not having theoretically sometimes survivable injuries.

  • @bullymaguire1697
    @bullymaguire1697 2 года назад +18

    Batman just wants to play tag cuz he's parents gone

    • @Achieme
      @Achieme 2 года назад

      Damn man, i know your a bully, but you didn't have to go hard like that. The movies always take care of batman with the flashbacks

    • @cgecko3
      @cgecko3 2 года назад +1

      Look at the little bat gonna cry?

  • @alabph
    @alabph 2 года назад +21

    And that, kids, is how Light Yagami was born.

  • @notadanganronpafan5383
    @notadanganronpafan5383 2 года назад +4

    If I had a strict killing rule,
    I would just put all the villains to sleep,maybe using drugs, in an underground base where they’ll never escape

    • @pogggaming4470
      @pogggaming4470 5 месяцев назад

      And then brainwash them into mindless bodies or something

  • @phillipwattsjr.4714
    @phillipwattsjr.4714 2 года назад +30

    Wonder Woman would've twisted his head like a bottlecap, literally, without giving a single solitary shit (like she did Max Lord in the comics).

  • @sithrice83
    @sithrice83 2 года назад +31

    That isn't the joker. That's Michael Jackson on his days off

  • @pixchure3597
    @pixchure3597 2 года назад +6

    2:06
    Serial killers: I missed the part where that's my problem.

  • @mikkunmikkichi3762
    @mikkunmikkichi3762 Год назад +13

    This is the reason why ghostmaker is the better version of batman.
    You cant be called a hero if you value your ego more than the lives of innocent people.

    • @Ash-Winchester
      @Ash-Winchester 3 месяца назад +1

      Any superhero that makes "criminals" their main priority aren't really superheroes. Because at the end of the day, everyone is a criminal, potentially or otherwise, and when you dedicate yourself to fighting crime, you dedicate yourself to fighting everyone. And at that point you're not a superhero, you're just a cop and a cape.
      A real superhero would target the institutions of authority as well as the systemic economic circumstances that create the desperation that leads to crime in the first place.

  • @WakkasLove
    @WakkasLove 3 месяца назад +2

    What is so funny is because before I even clicked on the link I just saw the title and Batman and Joker immediately jump to mind LOL this was great. And yes! All lives matter! (Except crazy murderous clowns)

  • @tobi9079
    @tobi9079 2 года назад +27

    1:37 that face 😂😂

  • @hirvale
    @hirvale 2 года назад +20

    3:35 and thus his descent begun...

  • @culturedchad7582
    @culturedchad7582 2 года назад +6

    "I've broken outta prison more times than Lebron has reached the finals." That one was deep

  • @Lithoxene
    @Lithoxene 2 года назад +35

    Holy shit, the facial expressions on point in this one

  • @kemurajohn1249
    @kemurajohn1249 2 года назад +24

    How I feel everytime Batman lets Joker live

  • @lemons38
    @lemons38 4 месяца назад +3

    it is true tho that most people would be too afraid, it is just hardcoded in our brains

  • @Xurreal-wc9he
    @Xurreal-wc9he 3 месяца назад +1

    "Its over, Human Murder Hands..." in the context of merely having read the title got me to laugh

  • @kanneball3705
    @kanneball3705 2 года назад +20

    "Dammit batmain"

  • @hirvale
    @hirvale 2 года назад +197

    I must say, that was a perfect ending 😂

  • @thewanderer3988
    @thewanderer3988 2 года назад +6

    2:23 sounds more like a warlock in a typical dnd session

  • @Dave102693
    @Dave102693 2 года назад +8

    Cilvanis always gotta be a psychopath.
    In the end of the videos, there’s always one murderer walking way from their crimes.

  • @SCHDH77
    @SCHDH77 2 года назад +129

    This is actually true. If you remove one bad soul to save thousands then it shouldn’t be an issue. Batman on the other hand, would rather be rich, no superpowers and have clowns entertain him since he has nothing better to do with his life.

    • @KittyKatty999
      @KittyKatty999 2 года назад +9

      Speaking facts! Imagine how many lives would have been saved if Hitler and Putin were killed ASAP

    • @retronerds6884
      @retronerds6884 2 года назад +5

      Batman has a garbage ass moral code he's the only superhero you can make the argument his city was better off before him 🤣😭

    • @morkmello5367
      @morkmello5367 2 года назад +3

      Kind of reminds me of Archer from Fate

    • @tavonknight398
      @tavonknight398 2 года назад +8

      @@retronerds6884 have you watched Gotham his city even in comics is over runed by villain's there's so much crime in Gotham Bat man at least cut most of that by four quarters

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 2 года назад +3

      @@retronerds6884 nah, I’m sure the city was actually either just as bad, or worse without him. You can criticize about how he should learn to grow a damn spin when it comes to taking out villains, but I don’t think Gotham was any better without him.

  • @horushyperion76
    @horushyperion76 2 года назад +30

    2:00 He got a point

    • @KittyKatty999
      @KittyKatty999 2 года назад +2

      If that was the case, armies wouldn't exist

    • @cgecko3
      @cgecko3 2 года назад +5

      @@KittyKatty999 the average civilian hasn't murdered someone in cold blood? Ptsd is very common within veterans?

    • @OmegaPlato
      @OmegaPlato 4 месяца назад +3

      @@cgecko3Yeah but most supervillains aren’t just normal innocent people

  • @hyped-up-charlie
    @hyped-up-charlie Год назад +3

    In real life half of Batman villians would be crippled after the ass whoopen he gives them

  • @fraktule7493
    @fraktule7493 2 года назад +15

    1:25 I started crying

  • @ChipSilNight
    @ChipSilNight 2 года назад +24

    Cilvanis be like : If you can't do it , then I'll do it for you
    Sometimes it do be like that though you just can't take how the main character does things so you just phase to the tv and just stab the villain multiple times truly a satisfactory outcome

    • @tavonknight398
      @tavonknight398 2 года назад +1

      There's a few people in movies I'd like to do that to

  • @TheAlexC
    @TheAlexC 2 года назад +160

    If Batman really wanted to stop the joker from murdering without killing him, why doesnt he just take joker's bending away?
    P.S. the pause and look at the camera after the "all lives matter" line is golden.

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 2 года назад +19

      Or turn the Joker message against him. Give him one good day to be good.

    • @tmbpotatoe5975
      @tmbpotatoe5975 4 месяца назад

      right? like there's literally a lot he could've done that wouldn't have broken the rule and would be moral.

  • @callmefleet
    @callmefleet 2 года назад +11

    The viewer is essentially Mr. Manhattan at that point. It'd be a really cool concept if a viewer killed a character and the background went red like it did in the video but then it ruined the entire show's universe.

    • @TheDollhouseKiller
      @TheDollhouseKiller Год назад

      That's a lot of power
      I would be killing so many people in many universes just to see how the characters react and how it changes the story

    • @TheDollhouseKiller
      @TheDollhouseKiller Год назад

      For example I would start with the My Hero Academia universe

  • @averageguy1469
    @averageguy1469 3 месяца назад +1

    Dude, Batman doesn't send these guys to jail/prison, he sends to the hospital.

  • @suissama
    @suissama 2 года назад +43

    Cilvanis always never missed too impress with this skits.

  • @thecow7255
    @thecow7255 2 года назад +5

    The funny thing is that every time the joker ends up getting killed by a hero it ends up in mass destruction

  • @sharplily
    @sharplily 2 года назад +13

    3:41
    if that had faded into kira's theme i would've laughed my ass off, still a pretty fun vid

  • @bullymaguire2624
    @bullymaguire2624 Год назад +77

    The problem with comics like these is that they always try to brand killing as a bad thing that only a villain would do.
    If that is the case, I think soldiers would also give tall speeches to their enemies while protecting borders.

    • @JThom529
      @JThom529 Год назад +7

      Being a soldier isn’t necessarily a good thing.

    • @bullymaguire2624
      @bullymaguire2624 Год назад +15

      @@JThom529 You are able to say this because of the soldiers protecting your border.

    • @abbaszaidi2615
      @abbaszaidi2615 Год назад +4

      @@bullymaguire2624 sure but what if we lived in Russia? Or the US during the Iraq war? Let's face it, soldiers are pawns in every war. Just people who are being told orders without actually hating the enemy. There will always be outliers so you'll end up with ww2 where there's an easy clear cut villian.
      Not saying soldiers aren't important. Just pointing out that thinking critically should be essential for them to fight. Or else you can easily fall for propaganda. So being a soldiers isn't automaticaly good thing. But it's not bad either. "if you want peace, prepare for war"
      All this being said, TobisaruJC's comment seems out of place here. It's weird thing to say when (imo) most people understand that just being a soldier isn't synonymous with being good

    • @bullymaguire2624
      @bullymaguire2624 Год назад +3

      @@abbaszaidi2615 Understand the context instead of writing essays in the comments🤦

  • @MegaFlawless12
    @MegaFlawless12 Год назад +4

    Plot twist batmane was about to say your do realize that this is a tv show and you just killed an innocent man 😂😂

  • @fork3810
    @fork3810 2 года назад +12

    This is true for a lot of Batman stories and other superhero stories but only because they’re pretty much required to be able to keep going forever.
    Although, in real life this is definitely almost never true. Evil people in real life are pretty much never as uncapturable as a fictional super villain

  • @johndalquen7668
    @johndalquen7668 Год назад +7

    It doesn't seem heroic to put a villain in jail whilst knowing they will escape easily and continue killing.

    • @clipboss8052
      @clipboss8052 Год назад +4

      To be fair, that is the fault of the Gotham judicial system. Not Batman.

    • @fernandorochamedeiros5684
      @fernandorochamedeiros5684 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@clipboss8052also the fault of batman.

  • @ball3677
    @ball3677 4 месяца назад +1

    "I've broken out of prison more times than Lebron has been to the finals" 😂