The Tau Experience
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- Опубликовано: 11 авг 2021
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Songs used in Order of Appearance
Dawn of War OST - Space Marines Theme
Dawn of War OST - Tau Theme
Phoenix Tail - Break Down
Closeness - Reynard Seidel
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Case - NZXT H710i - ATX
GPU - EVGA GeForce RTX 2080 Ti XC GAMING, 11GB GDDR6
PSU - EVGA 1000 GQ, 80+ GOLD 1000w
CPU - AMD Ryzen 9 3950X 16 Core, 32 Thread Processor 4.7 GHz
CPU Cooler - NZXT Kraken X72 360mm - All-In-One RGB CPU Liquid Cooler
MOTHERBOARD - Aorus X570 AORUS MASTER
RAM - Corsair 163301 Vengeance LPX 32 GB (2 x 16 GB) DDR4 3200 MHz
Corsair 163301 Vengeance LPX 32 GB (2 x 16 GB) DDR4 3200 MHz
Memory - Samsung SSD 860 EVO 1TB
Samsung SSD 860 QVO 4TB
Samsung SSD 970 PRO 1TB
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Seagate Barracuda 3TB Internal Hard Drive
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Operating System - Windows 10 Home
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When pilps uploads a 40k video
2:30
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
tbh, that moment killed me xD
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hands down his best edit out of all his videos yet.
hell yeah
T'au: *Do something that even vaguely resembles sensible military tactics*
40k Players: "First of all: How f***ing dare you?!"
Haha 😂 this is so true
I will have you know. Sir. Suicide charging with jump packs directly into enemy infantry is _entirely_ a good idea.
Just ask the Lament... where'd the yellow boys go?
Started playing as tau. This seems to be a very good way to figure out my tactics, sensible military.
i think the best quote from majorkill i've heard was " the 40k universe targets people with common sense like cancer cells" and the tau are no exception
Well, They are NATO in terms of military tactics and how they operate.
The Tau have it figured out. Why should I go into melee with monsters literally breed to tear everything around them limb from limb when I can simply make it die way the hell over there?
Plasma Fire goes *BRRRRRRRR*
@@Pilps more like powpowpowpowpow
Because military strategies that actually make sense are HERESY
@@Jaxymann the emperor is heresy!!!
@@Jaxymann Lol, exactly.
Every other race: We have snipers that can shoot a coin from 8 km away.
The Tau: Yes we have those too.We call them CQB specialists.
Heh heh 😎
Good rule of thumb, if you can see the Tau, they're losing
@@guyfieri148 Or they are winning, cuz you just got closer to their guns, and will probably get attacked by kroot
Ork's have Snipers even....the best in the universe. They just mysteriously only target enemies of the Inquisition.
Good joke but what does CQB mean?
The Tau Motto: "Yeah we suck in melee, good luck getting there though"
Yeah pretty much aha
Deepstriking
@@Pilps What if Chaos just dropped a few dozen Berserkers in the middle of Tau lines though..?
@@matthewcoster5535 "DOOM" music kick in
Lol tyranids
"They don't even fight in melee!"
-Some poor fool who brought a chainsword to a gunfight.
Poor space marine! Plasma Fire goes *BRRRRRRR*
This is even funnier when you consider tau are so commited to shooting their battlesuits can all shoot while in engagement distance. I.E. shooting in melee.
Bringing melee to a gunfight. Ah, yes, the jiujitsu of war. Get on your back and then yell obscenities at your opponent from the ground in hopes of luring them closer to your trap. Meanwhile, most people with a tactical brain will laugh and cut you down from afar. Only humans, nids, chaos entities, and orks like melee fights.
yeah until i summon flayed ones on yo ahh and your tau army gets rekt like nothing 😂 good thing you have kroots
Explosions - check
Meatshields - check
Heavy Artillery - check
Brutal overkill of lower tier units - check
Caste System - check
Samurai - check
.......
Looks like Shogun 2 to me
Heh heh :D
I’m reminded of an old axiom:
“There’s no artwork of the Tau winning, since if you can see the Tau, they’ve already lost.”
*Laughs in Plasma Fire*
I really agree what you said, may the emperor protect you💪💪💪
*Last in Commander Farsight*
Their firepower is just THAT good...
Looks at cqc space marines dabbing on then, who needs range when you can run faster than they can aim
U give more justice to the Tau in this video than GW in the last 5-10 years
Fuck GW
@@Pilps Nah they did nothing wrong, its business and business is good.
@@mrjokerpt2.041”GW did nothing wrong” has got to be the worst take.
GW has done so much wrong. Just like Magnus
"why do you need to melee when you can just send some stonks at em"
- T'au Tzu
Heh heh *Laughs in Plasma Fire*
First rule of Close Combat.
Prevent it with a ranged weapon.
If you are fighting in a fair fight, then your tactics sucks.
-Tau Soldier Who One-Headshot a Commisar that tried to get in Chainsword range. Circa 40 Mileniun
Every other faction: We could smack you away with one hand like some small bug!
Tau: *Loads pulse rifle* Better get ready to lose that hand in the process.
Laughs in Damocles Crusade
Heh heh, Plasma Fire goes *BRRRRRR*
The Tau don’t like to talk about that here
@@ethannelson3108 Yeah took one city and suffered massive casualties.
@@ethannelson3108yeah a crusade thar was primarily exterminatus because you were too pussy to land
Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Dark Eldar: then we bring two.
Tau: LMFAO
Plasma Fire goes *BRRRRRR*
Tau: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Dark Eldar: That's alright we have guns that shoot knives.
Tau: 😐
Tau: And? *Charges railgun from 20 miles away* also a little to the left please? Trying to mercy kill you here.
Imperial Guard: The wall of guns.
Tau: The better wall of guns.
The wave of guns
quantity vs quality
Yes pretty much aha
@@IntrusiveThot420 I feel it's more like
Tau: Snipers acting like soldiers
Imperial Guard: Artillerymen acting like soldiers
The expendable wall of guns. Send in the next wave!
Imperial Guard: drown the enemy in bodies
Tau: drown the enemy in particle effects
This is true!
i still have nightmares of playing the t'au stronghold missions on dark crusade and soulstorm, getting sniped halfway across the map while having to deal with their jurassic park looking mfs
The good old days aha
You got sniped? I just teleported on the rooftops as a necron lord with flayed ones, that and the solar pulse wargear, absolutely ducks the Tau since they can't use range, as a ranged unit. Same with vehicles as well.
@@Wormy_fren On Dark Crusade, the problem wasnt the rooftops with the stealth suit guys, it was the waves coming from the command posts on the far left and far right of the map. Considering they had stationary units and other mini bases on the way to each one, if i didnt kill their 12k hp dinosaurs fast enough there was a high chance that they'd send wave after wave of reinforcements with krootoxes and hammerheads to attack both my base and my units pushing through the map. Their main base was kinda bullshit aswell, dropping honor guard versions of their units constantly while u got bombarded with the broadsuits and crisis suits. Overall it was not a very pleasant experience compared to some of the other stronghold missions, plus i did all campaigns on the hardest difficulty so i played a part on my own suffering lel.
@@neenjanajudo4107 god, I remember that. And how the etheral can't be killed with melee since he just flies like a ragdoll and is invulnerable while he's flying. But hey, that solar eclipse thing makes slightly more tolerable I guess.
@@neenjanajudo4107 nothing an unending tide of free orks never fixed
"I like the Tau!" Said the freaking weeabo with 0 experience in warhammer gaming. AKA me.
God Damn weeb space commies- Russian Badger
@@KommieKaze I have some bad news for you
Heh heh, For the Greater Good!
*Deepstrikes
Hey were here.
This is a grudgin’
"If croots didn't wanted to act like shield, why their unit cap and reinforcement speed so high?"
Damm he’s right
Because kroots want to get stuck in.
There where tau don’t want to get their hands dirty.
@@lordhamster9452 wdym. Kroots are Tau.
@@SetuwoKecik part of the Tau empire.
They are an auxiliary.
So are the vespids.
I ment the pure blood blue tau.
@@lordhamster9452 you're believe in The Greater Good?
Then you're T'au. This small emerging faction is not homogenous xenophobic like IoM, brother.
A very good job Gue'vesa. I approve of this and for that you will be greatly rewarded for your contribution to the T'au Empire and the Greater good as a whole.
FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!!
Even as a necron, for the greater good
@@necronwarlord9188 For The Emperor!
+1000 greater good social credits
@@andromeda6135 T'au chilling
Imperial Guardsman: **Where's our Fire support?!**
*The fire support*
Shadowsun: Well.......That was easy. I expected their rearlines to at least be protected.....
Heh heh, for the greater good!
"Operation Krootshield" hahahaha. This was a good one.
On another note, I can never help but notice how incongruous the Tau are to all the other factions just by looking like an actual sci-fi military.
Haha glad you liked that and yes I agree they look very sci-Fi and techy
@@Pilps Honestly that's a big plus for me, I love their aesthetic.
I believe they were introduced as an alternative faction. Sort of to break the gothic mold.
I love them, I just wish the crisis suits could punch.
@@LiptonchoiceTEAs If you want punchy crisis suits then I'd like to direct your attention to the Farsight Enclaves haha
"join us for the Greater Good"
*Translate:
"please join us and be our meatshield, we can't handle a slap from the other factions"
And here is a little problem.
T'au doesn't use his "friends" as meatshield but they use them as good friends-at-arms.
Operation Kroot Shield Engage!
Hmmm Mongolio in a nutshell
@@Rex-Republic so like what, the Theban sacred band???
@Zoomer Waffen Honestly are there any sources that says Tau sterilize other alien species? The only thing I remember is narrator from Dark Crusade, saying after Tau victory that it might, *might* be one of the reasons why Tau outpopulated humans so quickly after campaign was over. The main reason was one-gender education camps.
And besides, said humans were the one's that rejected Tau and the Greater Good. They're lucky that Tau allowed them to live in the first place.
Its all fun and games till Raptors jump right in the middle of your fire warriors while Khorne Berserkers charge them head on
Oh god.... Melee PTSD D:
Worst part is no matter what mod you play the game with, raptor jumping is PTSD inducing. They can tank anything when they jump their jump units, mine die to a swift breeze.
Yeah Kroots will only last so long against berserkers.
And then Obliterators teleport in
That is when line 2 starts firing :D
Finally, someone makes some content on my favorite Xenos faction. Wait, Let me rephrase that.
*Finally, someone making content on my least despised Xenos faction.*
For The Greater Good!
Did I hear HERESY!!!
[laser pistol reloading sound]
Heretic >:u
Alucard?
@@Zoms101
Yes dear?
Tau doctrine be like: "There is no such thing as too much fire power"
Plasma Fire goes *BRRRRRRRR*
To quote the Orks: “There can never be enough Dakka!”
Imperial Guard: "Sure the Tau plasma rifles outrange our lasguns, their mechs and hovercraft outrange our tanks. But I've yet to see anything on their side outrange our basilisks."
Glorious Basilisks
That’s what stealth suits are for
@@14dcook *laughs in mines*
@@14dcook Krieg: *Holds up an auspex and shovel*
*Happy Gas Mask Noises*
Does anything out range a basilisk?
The Tau were always secretly my favorite faction.
For the Greater Good!
Imagine being an Elder Banshee, training most of your incredible long life span and mastering your chosen path only to get eviscerated by a little blue feller armed with a Pulse Rifle from half a continent away.
It good to see the Tau get some W's for once.
Now, whens the Necron Experience coming out?
*Laughs in Plasma Fire* and all races are planned don’t worry :)
Slaanesh: "Pulse rifle sniped, huh? Succs to be you."
@@ForelliBoy Tau Warrior pickups the pulse rifle time to headshots some gods
Tbh it's gonna take that single blue feller a lot of shots... add in lightning fast reactions and ooooh boi. Then no overwatch too... yeah. Especially when that banshee is moving so damn quick it will be hard for the tau to even track.
In game turns a banshee is moving 8+3.5+10 inches when charging on average.
I'm not an eldar fan, hate them, tau were my first army, they aren't that great. If we are talking about a Skitarii Ranger, now we are cooking.
Don’t worry the Eldar experience is coming
I like the idea of humanity being the ancient, declining superpower whilst the tau is the new, growing nation rather than the other way around. It's a very interesting concept and has great potential for thought-provoking stories.
Tau fire caste: haha our technology gives us an advantage over these backwards humans.
Skiitari: what's up
Oh my 👁👄👁
Modders :How many mech types you want......
Me: I'll take your entire stock.
Modders: I got u fam
Heh heh, Plasma Fire goes *BRRRRRR*
Bruh I think that Unification mod, is gonna get the FCKING TAUNAR SUPREMACY SUIT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Im hoping so hard rn)
Tau, the one faction the Imperial Guard can actually beat in melee (if they get there).
Plasma Fire goes *BRRRRRR*
As a Nids player, I can confirm that Tau Breachers are the bane of my existance. With an opponent using good micro, they can run from the melee, and use overlapping fire to demolish my gaunt rush.
Heh heh, Plasma Fire goes *BRRRRRR*
@@Pilps Oh btw pilps, if you were ever going to do "The Eldar Experience", I recommend checking out the crucible mod. The upcoming patch for them is designed to add a ton of Eldar content and craftworlds, might be a strong base mod to showcase different bits of Eldar.
Actually your gaunts are the distraction and work on any vs match...even Tau and I still feel sorry for the Tau when it's vs experienced Tyranids players.
0:19 That xeno just did a dab ???
Holy emperor, why are you abandoning us?
Lol I just noticed that
It is the true teachings of the Tau!
His dabbing for the greater good
I love the sound of thousands of Plasma Bolts, Missiles, and Railguns going off at the same time
Also "For the Greater Good"
Plasma Fire goes *BRRRRRR*
Guardsmen can't get within range due to Tau plasma rifles? Well that's nothing artillery can't fix. Summon the earth shaker. The Emperor protects.
Tau Face = *Concern*
Tau Commander: call in the stealth squads
@@14dcook Commissar: GUARDSMEN START PLACING MINES!
The Tau tank crew: Hahaha! Main cannon go boom!
tau honor guard: oh i dont think so. *does snipe from across the map
My favourite faction (I know, sue me)? This is one hell of a birthday present Pilps!
Glad you enjoyed it! And happy birthday! For the Greater Good!
The hate on T'au is mostly just a joke, have fun.
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 I hope so lol
@@SetuwoKecik na most of the tau hate comes from the table top because of how broken they are but in all honesty I like them and I really wish gw would fix the table top problem so they can be liked
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 well as Weshammer said, people hating the T’au are mostly for Tabletop reasons. It wasn’t meant to be taken seriously. And if they are so hated, then why are GW still putting the up in sales? Because they’re one of the popular factions in 40k. I didn’t say “MOST” I mean ONE of the popular factions.
Remember that time the tau got outsmarted by orks?
I do
RUN FROM THE MELEE!!
Everybody gets outsmarted by the Orks. They're brutally cunning, but also cunningly brutal.
Orks are orks, i bet you one of them would outsmart Tzeench
@@gamer65688 Tell that to Farsight, I think he has some words for them.
@@Leopardts He got outsmarted by Orks in his recent book and he nearly suicide himslef because of that.
Space Marine Sgt: "M'Lord! I have terrible news!"
Space Marine Captain: "What is it, Sgt?"
Space Marine Sgt: "The... the Tau have won..."
*Off in the distance* Pilps - Supreme Commander of the Tau: "Eheh buoy!"
Heh heh Plasma Fire goes *BRRRRRRRR*
Oh great, first he was downing Helos in Nam, now he's downing Space Marines.
Heh heh Plasma Fire go *BRRRRRRRR*
Hehe mosin go bang
2:31 that was fucking amazing timing
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*For the greater good!!*
What do you mean Tau doesn't participate in *Glorious Melee Combat?* That's just HERESY 😂
They don't have to train for melee because the enemy never survive long enough to get that close!
Blessed Guardsmen by Emperor of Mankinde will survive every gun fight.
But for naw pay for your HERESY!!
[campfire sound in the back ground go louder]
😂
Sure it's fun to have tons of manpower to be thrown carelessly into melee eh 😩
Neither does the imperium ,thats double heresy
I remember once the imperium pulled off because they had to focus on other projects, the tau managed to sway entire regiments worth of guardsmen to defect
FOR THE GREATER GOOOOOOD
Actually a good chunk of the humans that have joined the Tau empire were at some point Guardsmen from the Astra Militarun.
Wich is not surprisisng at all when you remeber that the Imperium loves to use Meatgrinder Strategies.
With enough plasma fire they can't even enter melee combat, For the Greater Good!
Amazing work!
FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!
thats what drop pods and or teleportation strikes are for :)
... or just be death guard and walk through it anyways.
My favorite stories of the tau are when they fight space marines.
For instance the tau were trying to set an ambush for space marine forces, and those stealth suits are damn good at hiding. Unfortunately the space marine chapter they were trying to ambush were the space wolves. So the space wolves literally sniffed them out thanks to the chemical smell their armor had.
Its all fun and games until the forest starts speaking fenrisian.
Fact check me on this one I remember reading it on the lexicon site but now I can't find it. Funny story though just like the drop pods in the damocles crusade.
That’s hilarious aha
I like it more when you have spacemarines who fought for hundreds of years and a veteran of several campaigns then get stomped by a Tau riding a mech.
>The battlesuit shrugged off the White Scars who sought to bring it down, trampling one. Its three-toed foot came down with a crunch on the unfortunate warrior’s head, bursting it like a dropped melon, helmet and all. A power glaive sizzled as it left a scar on the battlesuit’s hull. The battlesuit spun, backhanding the White Scar hard enough to flip him head over heels into the air. The tau swung around, the fusion blaster boiling the air as it fired. Thursk threw himself out of the path of the deadly weapon. He hit the ground and rolled to his feet. Axe in both hands, he launched himself at the xenos, charging towards it.
>The pilot of the battlesuit was quicker to react than his comrades. He stepped aside as he swatted Thursk in the back. The blow drove the latter headfirst into a strongpoint. Head pounding, the Dark Hunter tried to stand. His vision blurred. The air hummed as more battlesuits dropped down into the courtyard. The first three had been the tip. The rest were there to make sure it struck home. Thursk groped for his axe.
>‘Ambaghai, I need you ready,’ he croaked, pushing himself to his feet. The battlesuit that had struck him loomed over him, weapon glowing. It fired as he dove between its legs. Smoke and heat washed over him. His power armour felt as if it were responding sluggishly. Something in it might have been damaged.
>Or maybe it was him. He scrambled to his feet. The battlesuit grabbed his head in a grip that would have crushed his skull, had he not been wearing his helmet. It hefted him, and he pounded at its arm helplessly. The metal of his helm began to buckle, and metal cut into his scalp. His eye-lenses burst, peppering his face with photosensitive plastics. The world went red at the edges, and then dark.
-From ''Hunter's Snare''
@@thelardmaker6806 notice how the white scars are not on their jet bikes.
No wonder they lost. I would like to know if a tau battle suit could pull the same shenanigans against a salamander or space wolf.
Salamanders because they have better armor
Space wolves because they are better in close combat.
They might be able to because mech but still that's a fight I'd watch.
@@kenshy10 Bravestorm was already charging, his onager gauntlet arcing in an overhead
blow. It struck the nearest Space Marine with such force the warrior simply
crumpled into a buckled mess. A blast from his jets, and the commander
shoulder-barged the second. The Space Marine was knocked back sprawling into
the special weapons trooper behind. This time it was Bravestorm that sent
plasma sizzling through the air, burning glowing holes into both of his
adversaries.
Lexicanum
"An Onager Gauntlet is capable of crushing a Space Marine with one blow."
Youd be in surprise.
Crisis suits can take on a squad of spacemarines on their own.
@@thelardmaker6806 fair enough. I'm more then happy to argue that heavy infantry can take on what is essentially a dreadnought with more fire power. Mainly because
1) it takes a tau dreadnought to match imperial space marines.
2) I love the idea that a space marine with a power fist can bring one down.
3) I love the mental image of an unarmored tau inside the suit screaming in terror as a space marine rips the hatch off it.
So yeah tau battle suits are scary, and I am immeasurably happy when they get ripped apart like 80% of the warhammer fan base is.
Ahh, Tau in Dawn of War,
what brought me in the Warhammer 40k.
Good ol Dawn of War :)
Thank you Gue'vesa Pilps, for your contributions to The Greater Good. Your daily rations have been increased.
FOR THE GREATER GOOD
For the Greater Good! The only path forward in the galaxy.
Time for this comment section to just be imperium players to say the same 3 jokes about Tau
Heh heh they shall EAT PLASMA FIRE
Guess how caming for you!!!
[more and more louder laser sound]
But...but...they can't even fight in melee
@@yamahenrique this is why humans are the best race in the galaxy
but ........doesnt the emperor protect
the patient hunter gets the prey
For The Greater Good!
Psyker - "Wiiiiiitneeeeeeees yooooooouuuuuurrr dooooooooooooooooooooooooooomaaaaaa"
Tau - "Yes."
**Vaporizes the entire Imperial Guard Battalion**
On a related note.
Notice how the Necrons weren't in the video getting wiped out by Tau?
This is what we in the business call, foreshadowing.
Haha and maaaaaaaybe 👀
Yyyup
One of my Favorite factions in 40K Getting some time in the limelight :)
FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
Wanna know a good meme? Play the 1979 Gundam opening when the Tau mechsuits come out xD
Heh heh good meme!
As a Tau player, this video always brings a smile and a laugh to my face. 🤣
Fun fact: In lore the Tau figure out how to blow up an entire star when they experimented in Dyson Sphere Technology.
So the can literally do Exeterminatus on an entire solar system and can do even that from range.
Who needs Cyclonic Torpedos? when you blow up a star.
Also that brings me to another fun fact: The Tau can indeed in lore fight meele combat, and they are know to posses a constitution slightly stronger than a regular human, the thing most of the people in the WH40K that fight in meele arr just too overpowered if we compare them to a standard human. Just look at Space Marine they are absurdily overpowered what the fu-
lmao i laughed so hard at that one stealth suit just going "woooooo" with the right animation and everything, perfect timing XD
imperial guard feeling protected inside a tank while trying to push closer
A tau soldier, headshotting the tank from another planet: "how about no"
Maining Tau back in 2008-2010 taught me that there is no problem that a good Skyray barrage can't solve.
The good old days
I loved the hot fuzz referance at the start!
Thank you! *FOR THE GREATER GOOD*
Tau in lore: YOU BETTER STOP RIGHT NOW!!
Tau in DoW: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Plasma Fire goes *BRRRRRRRR*
maybe the real Greater Good is the friend we made along the way.
Nonsense... it's all about the PLASMA FIRE
@@Pilps No fire warrior, first we try to make friends if they don't want to be friends we gonna make them our friends with PLASMA FIRE
7:40 that slow motion part is smooth AF
It was very satisfying recording!
I'm a space marine fan but I due love my fire warriors
Plasma Fire Go *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
An Avatar of Khaine got bombarded to death just away from his range does bring a smile to my face.
Out with the old in with the new!
"Alright, Mr. Shaper?"
*Squawk?*
"I need you to take your Kroot over there, OK?"
*Points at open field with a couple football-sized rocks*
*The Shaper lifts a single finger and jabs it towards the Tau commander in a battlesuit.*
"Us? We're going over there."
*Tau commander points at floating bastion with energy shields, a giant gun on top of it and a row of very, very big guns behind.*
*Squawk!* The Shaper declared, angrily.
"Don't worry about it," the Commander reassured "The Blood Angels would NEVER engage you in melee combat."
*A Fire Warrior taps the Commander's shoulder and whispers into their helmet.*
"Sorry, I meant to say World Eaters. No World Eaters would ever face you in close combat! Good luck!"
Just stumbled upon ur glorious channel and found this beauty of tau tribute in a 40 universe i like personally soulstorm but the sheer destruction and force is gorgeous in every game. I hope there is also a gool old guard video of yours. The ghost at 2:30 is hilarious
Watching the T'au completely gut the knife eared harlots made me giggle uncontrollably
Plasma Fire goes *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
I am still yet to understand whats so weeboo about the Tau.
They don't look like cute anime girls, they don't look efeminate, they don't have crazy anime hair. They just look like a cool alien race that came from Star Wars.
What is it? is it the armored core-like Mechs? Imperium has plenty of giant robots too. Is it because of the Japanese theme from dawn of war? I don't get it.
Anyway I love the Tau. In my opinion they fit in better than fucking space elves.
I think it's just the meme culture behind it, i don't really think people actually think this about the Tau, they are actually my 2nd favourite race/faction in the WH40K lore :D
The reason why they get called a "Weebo Race" is because when GW desinged the Tau, they draw elements from some Asian Cultures, from traditional Japanese to traditionañ Chinese and some ... Indian (I think I don't quite remember)
Because people had a much negative reaction to them for standing out so much because and I quote some people.
-"They disgraced my precious Grimdark setting"
Some pepole just decide to call them whatever offensive word came to mind and because they have some asian inspiration and many people asociate anything remotly from the west of the world to the term Weebo. Welp I think it explains itself.
2:30
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
If the Tau were Orks, they'd probably cheer like that every time
Imagine seeing the video feed of your huge Titan falling to the ground and a Tau Stelth suit just goes "WOOOOO"
I g bet the general ain't pleased
Wow, those vespid look so much better than the actual models.
I watched my two favourite factions get their experience videos.
Guard and Orks sound like an obvious first choice, but my other favourite Tau (especially kroot) are something I didn’t expect, due to their meme status.
Well,gunlines and birb shields turned out to be an success as well.
For the greater good.
Operation Kroot Shield! Glad you enjoyed the video
Space marines:NOOOO YOU CANT HAVE A FREE BOMBARMENT TANK!
Sky tank:BOMBS READY, FIRE!
Got a self defense ad the focuses on hand to hand combat before I watched lmao
The irony aha 😂
THEY CANT EVEN FIGHT IN MELEE!
Heh heh, that's why they shoot all dead before the enemy get that chance! >:D
In Gurdsmen book "how to fight with enemy of Empire" was write.
"If you fight with T'au go into melee"
Haha plasma go PIUM PIUM
The Tau experience: ''A very small percentage of individuals may experience epileptic seizures when exposed to certain light patterns or flashing lights. Exposure to certain patterns or backgrounds on a computer screen, or while playing video games, may induce an epileptic seizure in these individuals''
I struggled more with the first regular Tau province i encountered as the blood angels than any faction stronghold in dark crusade.
Ahh yes the tau motto
"If you can see us *your in range* "
I love your videos about Warhammer, It is amassing! love you x
no homo bro
Thank you glad you enjoy them 😃
Imagine fighting in the Great Crusade, surviving this and another 10000 years of combat only to be killed by a blueberry.
A blueberry with a Plasma Rifle with a Vagina on his forehead!
Blueberries are the best
2:30 art….just…just art man.
Space marine: Nice plan what are you gonna do run away 3 miles and shoot me instead of fighting glorious melee combat
Tau dipshit fire cast member: yes
This was hilarious as always! FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!
Heh heh Plasma Fire goes *BRRRRRRRRRRR*
*Tau theme plays*
China has been generous!
Ah, yes a very good plan General!
We will build for China!
I always seemed them as mix, the japaense samurai esc style including their melee blades, but then the industrial, mass construction side of china with their mechs & battle suits aha
@@Pilps it's just right wing socialism with mech characteristics
did you know that tau empire has estimated 250 *BILION* crisis suits just on its capital planet alone ?
Hehe this was very fun editing!
Good Jobb, had me several totally unexpected laughts!
I have never been this early to a pilps video.
You dedication to the Greater Good will not be unnoticed!
The Emperor hate this video.
But I love it.
FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
Last picture says everything. For greater good)
This had me rolling at certain moments I didn't expect comic relief and I was just busting a gut laughing! Exe: the imperial guard tank death, the ork boys were winning then got spanked like an adult rocketing a kid with an exercise ball! There could have been more that I missed because I couldn't see with the tears in my eyes!
WAKE UP BABE pilps HAS UPLOADED THE VIDEO
PRAISE BE TO THE GREATER GOOD!!
Awww hell yeah, blu bois
Plasma Fire go *BRRRRRRRR*
Awww hell yeah, next target for blessed Imperial Guard.
[guess who is target, HERETIC]
@@Rex-Republic uh oh…LARPer
The stealth suit doing the penguin "wooooo" got me.
Fire warrior: so If we just shoot things from far away they just magically die?
Ethereal: what's magic?
Major Tau Victory? Expect a forecast of heavy salt flow.
Heh heh
ah yes
"dumbass space commie weaboos"
This is art. How do you hide all the hud so well??
There’s key bindings you Crete with an exec file and playing in admin mode 😎
In some Alternate Universe, you have Taus providing covering fire for Space Marines. Best of both worlds.
Actually there is an fan project called Noble Dark Imperium wich is an AU of 40k where the Imperium of Man basically anexed the Eldar after, Imperial soldiers and Eldar warriors manage to recue Isha from the Garden of Nurgle in the Warp.
In this AU the Imperium wich in not Xenophobic (At least no the point of wiping out every Alien they meet kust because) has assimilated several alien civilization in their society and territory, wich includes the Tau Empire or this AU the Tau Provinve given that now they are a part of larger Empire and no longer and Empire of their own.
In this AU the Tau Jonied the Imperiun when the Attacks of Chaos became incresingly more brutal to the Point the Tau realized they couldn't survive alone without help (Because in this AU chaos is running rampant 24/7 because they have converted some Orcs Tribes to their cause, yet Chaos Orcs)
Another reason why the Tau let themselves be anexed into the Imperium was because that way they could more effectively spread the greater good trought the Galaxy and withing the Imperiun itself.
And in this AU the Farsight encñave still exist, they are a small faction of Tau that broke off of the Empire when they decide to join the Imperiun because from their point of view, the Etheral caste has forsaken the Greater good.
Bro your editing is amazing
Man, I really thought your next upload would be fall of the samurai.
Great video tho
Fall of the Samurai is planned, don't worry :) And thank you
@@Pilps yay!
For The Greater Good!
2:30
Tau and imperial guard battles be like
Tau : we destroyed your army human, now surrender.
IG : that was our 16th scout battalion.
And we have 100 scout more.
Man you are so underrated, i love your content even tho i've never played any total war games