Tau: The best way to kill an enemy is with a precise, calculated shot to their vital point. Guard: The best way to kill an enemy is to completely encase them in a square mile of laser fire and artillery shells.
Think about it your enemy is some super human filled with a chaos God’s super juice and the armor of a small tank you can’t just use one shot cause they’ll dodge so what do you make it so there’s so many bullets flying that they can’t dodge TLDR tau are gay I hate their gay strategy
"They call me Hero of Helsreach, as if there is only one." - Reclusiarch Grimaldus, shortly after defending Hive City Helsreach with 5 Astartes, a few hundred Sisters, and a fuck off amount of Guard.
"Commander! the enemy titan has breached our front lines!" "Perfect, they've walked right into my trap, send in our deadliest unit." "Sir! you don't mean!" "Yes, the guys riding horses and holding a grenade spear." "Bless the Emperor, we're saved!"
All you must do is delay, Commander. The White Scars are on our way. The Sons of Dorn and the Horde of Jagathi shall break the enemy under our ceramite boots.
Nah. as Plips is a commander, He is the law and the lash. His men will die if he said they died. And 99.99% of all time I heard only him sent men to the frontline not sent them to died so I am sure that 90% or more casualties is *A PURE LIES* to me.
They know their place in this war. They fight on knowing how little their lives mean to their commanders, and that they will most likely die. That is true faith and courage.
"The imperial guard is not strong and near invincible like the space marines, they are not fast and graceful like the Eldar, they are not an unending, ever-adapting horde like the Tyranids. No, they are strong in a different way. The imperial guard is strong in that they would fight to the last man, as they stood alone that last soldier would fight, as they stood, bayonet broken, ammunition depleted, surrounded, the planet cracking under their feet, that soldier would still fight with the ferocity of the entire imperium."
You can fill almost the entire map with conscripts. I mean, sure, it took me like 5 minutes to kill a Chaos Lord, but spamming them faster than they get killed makes it almost (aaaalmost) a valid strategy.
*"Did...Did those mon-keigh just charge us...on pack-beasts?"* *"Hah, how primitive, typical to their kind. We'll show them how war should be-"* _Stuck-up Eldar got eviscerated by explosive-tipped lances._
Said the guys who rely on the visions of a psyker instead of actual military leadership to win. Or if they are dalk eldar, the ones who send women dressed in bikini to battle.
Given the nature of Chaos, the guard might still be fighting across the broken remains of Cadia since they could be seen still fighting on as the planet was swallowed by the warp.
If I was correct it was an actual quote (if somewhat altered) spoken by a Vostroyan Officer during a briefing to the "new recruits" in the IG novel "Commissar". It was a good pretty good read. It's a shame not a lot of people read the novels. To IG beginners, I would suggest you start with Glory Imperialis- An Imperial Guard Omnibus. Also I cannot stress enough that how good "Imperial Glory" is. Especially the ending, oh the ending.......
@@cyberdiver7076 I'm currently reading through the first Gotrek & Felix Omnibus, and gonna follow up with the Warlords of Eight Peaks one. Used to read a ton of Warhammer years ago, but kinda got tired of only reading about Space Marines. Really glad to hear a good review regarding the IG Omnibus, I'll check it out ASAP. Ave Imperator 💀✊
Guardsmen literally just embody the "If you got a problem throw more bodies at it." Mantra. With obviously the occasional Basilisk or Baneblade to boot.....
However many people you can count dead, there's always more enlisting every second of every day of every century. Flak armour is stupidly cheap to produce. Lasgun powerpacks are recharged by literally any current-bearing device. There are 400 quadrillion humans across the galaxy. The Guard is my favourite never-ending crazy train of meat, flak and boom.
Simply get all your conscripts, reinforcement assist them all and send 400 screaming scrubs into the enemy base. Might not do much, but it will look amazing!
the imperial guardsmen: "we have held the line for 10,000 years and we will hold it for 10,000 more in the emperors name" the imperial conscripts: "KEEP CHARGING MEN, THEY'RE BOUND TO RUN OUT OF AMMO EVENTUALLY!"
@@Pilps in a grimm dark furture, a simple human, a weak sack of flesh and bones, dropped from high orbit with nothing but a grav shield and his lasgun, turning the tides of battle side by side with others like him, against uninimaginable horrors, multidimenssional monstrosity, advanded civilisations and devouring hiveminds, simply to protect his specie and the peoples he love, this is FAR bravier that dropping with op armor and weapons in a shiny looking drop pod with skins mounted into it i prefer imperial guard by the way
@@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489 o but i am 100% on the ig side here, as they turn the tide of battle side by side, with their unmodified body, dropped from high orbit with only a gravshield, a lasgun and a pair of ration, to face unimaginable monster s, dimensionnal deamons, higly advances aliens and devouring hivemind, only to defend their family and the people they love And for 10 thousand years, thos fragile and outeqquiped humans held the line So yea, ig for the win
the mod isn't a frame killer, it's the engine what kills the frames the engine is not just old but it also was never meant to have so much stuff on screen at once and this mod does that and more nevertheless it's a unique experience as far as I'm aware
@@Madheim777 Eh, I don't really think 2 added anything that 1 needs. It kind of did its own thing and most of its unique mechanics fit well for its smaller scale, but would just get cumbersome with the larger scale of the first game. The main mechanical improvements I'd want for a DoW 1 remaster would be better pathing and flying vehicles actually being able to traverse impassable terrain.
Given that some French regiments apparently had casualty rates greater than 100% in The Great War, this _is_ actually quite low, given that casualty percentage is usually based on regiment size.
To die is my duty but my life is to serve the emperor will And his will is that I die fighting Unless your a kriegs then it’s just swing shovel see mine step on mine
With the new Warhammer40k Darktide coming up Ill be able to live my dream as a simple guardsman killing heretics with a flashlight and hopefully a shovel.
4:20 ALL GUARDSMEN, FOLLOW ME TO GLORY!!!! Also, "Be the Standard Bearer they said. Its a great honor they said." **Stands there with just a laspistol as the whole damn world explodes around him**
"Enemies of the Imperium hear me, you have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very skies crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his greatest weapons to wield, so make yourself ready. We are the 1st Kronus Liberators, and today is our victory day" *Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander*
@@hiban751 No, its because of 2 main reasons. One, they came out in the last and worst expansion for the game and sisters of battle have never been very popular to begin with in general.
Come on what would you rather be? a genetically modified mutant that has no emotions yet turns on his master at a moments notice OR a guardsmen doing a calvary charge with the boys
Any faction: saves up money for super unit to crush my defenses Me: saves up money to crush their army with excessive artillery “There ain’t no better way to militarum”
Seeing how your Shogun2 videos had some juicy spillage from DoW this was inevitable. You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should. You should. Definitely. The Emperor does not suffer failure!
Those who think the guardsmen are cannon ammunition have never experienced what its like to be under thousands of lasguns firing at them, tanks, cannons and minibolters raining hell upon earth. Guardsmen may be unimportant alone. But not then hundreds of thousands of them form a fireline.
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Clicked faster than imperial guard losing men
NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
@@Pilps **Pop** Nice
Ave Imperator
Who needs super soldiers when you have artillery at your command.
we need a third dawn of war game with Tyranids, orks and guard as the main factions
The virgin First Order: I want every gun we have to fire on that man!
The chad Astra Militarum: *I want every man we have to charge at that gun*
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
If the Imperium of Man had to go up against the Galactic Empire, Palpatine wouldn't stand a freaking chance.
@@NCRVeteranRanger I know right, all the Space Marine chapters would obliterate all the Empires fleets, bases, and Palpatine himself
@@raid_shadow7525 only EU version of star wars will give a good fight for imperium but still lose due they outnumber them.
@@heisen3237 the greatest resource the Imperium has to offer... Human population
Tau: The best way to kill an enemy is with a precise, calculated shot to their vital point.
Guard: The best way to kill an enemy is to completely encase them in a square mile of laser fire and artillery shells.
I know who’s tactics I like more!!!
Think about it your enemy is some super human filled with a chaos God’s super juice and the armor of a small tank you can’t just use one shot cause they’ll dodge so what do you make it so there’s so many bullets flying that they can’t dodge
TLDR tau are gay I hate their gay strategy
@@popepepe6042 the a Tau are subs
Frederich rotbart aproves.
Death Korps of Krieg: *s h o v é l*
"Only in death does duty end !!"- This lads computer.
🤣 this is true!!
The machine spirit needs more servitor oil.
@@whoisheiforgothisname2103 and some more cooling fans
EVEN IN DEATH I SERVE
@@whoisheiforgothisname2103 needs some incense and prayers too.
"They call me Hero of Helsreach, as if there is only one." - Reclusiarch Grimaldus, shortly after defending Hive City Helsreach with 5 Astartes, a few hundred Sisters, and a fuck off amount of Guard.
FOR THE EMPEROR!
It was about 100 Astartes, you just mostly see the ones with Grimaldus as he is the main POV.
@@jacklang3314 Exactly, Books states 100 astartes, while Boylan in his film showes only Grimaldus squad.
@@josefdebnar6500 Yeah for an entire hive's longterm defense, 5 Space Marines would be pointless
And a Titan Legion, including one very special Emperor class Titan...
"Grimaldus... I stood until the end, as promised!"
"Commander! the enemy titan has breached our front lines!"
"Perfect, they've walked right into my trap, send in our deadliest unit."
"Sir! you don't mean!"
"Yes, the guys riding horses and holding a grenade spear."
"Bless the Emperor, we're saved!"
RIDE NOW! RIDE FOR RUIN! AND THE WORLDS ENDING!!!!!!
@@Pilps beautiful
*excited Krieg noises*
Kriegers could even win...
@@Pilps DEEEAAAAAATTTTTTHHH!
Imperial Guard: Sir, we outnumber the enemy 3 to 1!
Imperial Commander: Then it is an even fight.
DROWN THEM IN OUR OWN BLOOD
All Guardsman! Affix bayonets, charge their mongrel hides
All you must do is delay, Commander. The White Scars are on our way. The Sons of Dorn and the Horde of Jagathi shall break the enemy under our ceramite boots.
Hold on 3 to 1. It's Monday already?
Then you realize it's The Siege of Vraks.
Imperial guardsmen:
"We are guards sir,we are ment to be expendable"
Pilps:"Yes,yes you really are to me"
NOW FIX BAYONETS
Nah. as Plips is a commander, He is the law and the lash. His men will die if he said they died. And 99.99% of all time I heard only him sent men to the frontline not sent them to died so I am sure that 90% or more casualties is *A PURE LIES* to me.
They know their place in this war. They fight on knowing how little their lives mean to their commanders, and that they will most likely die. That is true faith and courage.
@@Pilps you would be an excellent commissar of the Kriegers of the death korps
This game will never die. It's incredible.
IT IS THE EMPERORS WILL!
But the computer running it might lol
@Fred Torney instructions unclear; purity seals stuck in cooling fan
because of the moding community
tried it for the first time a few days ago and as an rts lover, this is one of my favorites already
2:30 "The Emperor has abandoned us!"
Commissar! Yes, yes, that's him, that's the Tau sympathizer!
IF YOU SHALL NOT SERVE IN COMBAT, THEN YOU SHALL SERVE ON THR FIRING LINE!!
The tau on the other side of the planet sniping them: what the fuck are you even on about?
@@michelecastellotti9172The Commissar who just called an orbital strike on their blue asses: “Allow me to demonstrate!”
"Gentlemen, tomorrow we may not win the battle, but we'll certainly change the geography."
- Imperial Guard General
Holy crap you're right aha
"The imperial guard is not strong and near invincible like the space marines, they are not fast and graceful like the Eldar, they are not an unending, ever-adapting horde like the Tyranids. No, they are strong in a different way. The imperial guard is strong in that they would fight to the last man, as they stood alone that last soldier would fight, as they stood, bayonet broken, ammunition depleted, surrounded, the planet cracking under their feet, that soldier would still fight with the ferocity of the entire imperium."
THEY DIE STANDING! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
Lol still get clapped
@@seemslegit6203 the planet got clapped before the Imperial Guard dead
+BIG GUNS
+BIG TANKS
+HOLY MACHINE SPIRIT
+ A R T I L L E R Y
Never underestimate a guardsman in a last stand
WITNESS YOUR DOOM!
*Proceeds to charge an endless horde of free conscripts at their lines*
WE WILL DROWN THEM IN OUR BLOOD
I mean, whatever works i guess...
You can fill almost the entire map with conscripts. I mean, sure, it took me like 5 minutes to kill a Chaos Lord, but spamming them faster than they get killed makes it almost (aaaalmost) a valid strategy.
@@alvaricoke41
Zapp Brannigan tactics triumph again!
The Astra Militarum: We put the "art" in artillery strikes.
I love it!
Astra militia WHAT??? YOU ARE IN THE IMPERIAL GUARD HERE SON!!!!
@@erlinosorto6345 High Gothic for the Imperial Guard.
@@ladywaffle2210 Joke about how silly AM is as a name simply because it exists for copyright.
Anyways, the more literal translation would be like “star army” or “star defence force” which is hilarious!
*"Did...Did those mon-keigh just charge us...on pack-beasts?"*
*"Hah, how primitive, typical to their kind. We'll show them how war should be-"* _Stuck-up Eldar got eviscerated by explosive-tipped lances._
FOR THE EMPEROR!!
Said the guys who rely on the visions of a psyker instead of actual military leadership to win. Or if they are dalk eldar, the ones who send women dressed in bikini to battle.
@@user-unos111 but they do melee, so it should satisfies you somewhat.
This also reminds me of the Tau.
"The Guard are experts at digging in and not getting horribly murdered, or at digging in and *then* getting horribly murdered."
FIX BAYONETS
And digging in😂
"Glory for the first man to die"
Me a intelectual:
[kills myself]
So your a krieg main right?
Commissar would get jealous he wasn't the one to do it
This is good meme 👍
Ah yes, a kriegsman, i see
@@Ordomalleus40k we don’t even do that
Persistent bodies STAY ON
WE PLAY UNTIL WE CRASH DAMNIT
I legit think thats what caused my many crashes! But it looks so cool!
MEN WE DON"T LEAVE THE GAME UNLESS THE GAME DIES. (as in crash)
The game broke before the guard did
Its a shame its only the game's engine struggling
@@seemslegit6203 Really makes me wish they would make a DoW III that was basically this but with an engine that could handle it
The Man who did the voice for the guardsman in DOW one, needs either an award, or to be made an officer in the guard.
I wonder what they are doing right now :D
I'm pretty sure it was Scott McNeill.
@@chainsawninjalcemist mighty is he
Didn't he also voice the commissar in soulstorm's guard stronghold intro? he already is a guard officer
@@beefyblom he also ends up becoming his own soldier in dow2. Merrick is essentially the guards man voice of dow1.
"the imperial Army-"
"imperial guard-"
"-astra militarum-"
"the WALL of GUNS"
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
I love how TTS depicted Corvus Corax and Vulkan
This man lives by only one strategy in his games: Complete overwhelming firepower!
SHATTER THEIR SKY!!!!
that my friend is the guards first plan of attack. and if that does not work send more brave souls (meat bags) to charge the enemy again.
If you have to look down to see the ground you're not using enough artillery.
I mean is there any other viable strategy ? The Astra Militarum would like to know your location. 😂
because that's all you need
"Smell that?"
*90% casualty rate*
"Smells like victory..."
But did they fix bayonets?
@@Pilps Of course they did! They aint no pussy headed blueberries!
Sir we’re fighting the Tau!
Affix Bayonets!
Commissar: 10% of cowards still alive?!
Wait hol up did someone say casualties????? They have the 1 luxury we in the custodes don't have. The ability to take casualties.
"not a single xenos scum was left alive in the making of this video." "Viewer submission is advised."
Burn the Heretic! Kill the Mutant! Purge the Unclean!
@@Pilps great quote
Tau who they avoided encountering becauseguardsmen know their place: you were saying?
"The Emperor has abandoned us!"
"NOT THIS TIME!!" (massive explosion) XD
SQUAD MORALE RESTORED, STORM EM!
Despite the carnage that ultimate apocalypse provides, the things being killed most are your frames.
most definitely aha
Hey, those frames died for the Emperor, so they died a glorious death.
"The Planet Broke, Before The Guard."
- Motto and Warcry of the Astra Militarum, in memories for the Martyrs of Cadia.
Given the nature of Chaos, the guard might still be fighting across the broken remains of Cadia since they could be seen still fighting on as the planet was swallowed by the warp.
It hurts every time!
So bloody cool!
Cadia never fell. Cadia still stands.
FOR CADIA.
"Astra Miliwhatnow? You're in the *Guard* son."
FOR THE GLORY OF THE IMPERIUM!
- Clint "steadyaim" Westward
If I was correct it was an actual quote (if somewhat altered) spoken by a Vostroyan Officer during a briefing to the "new recruits" in the IG novel "Commissar". It was a good pretty good read. It's a shame not a lot of people read the novels. To IG beginners, I would suggest you start with Glory Imperialis- An Imperial Guard Omnibus. Also I cannot stress enough that how good "Imperial Glory" is. Especially the ending, oh the ending.......
@@cyberdiver7076 I'm currently reading through the first Gotrek & Felix Omnibus, and gonna follow up with the Warlords of Eight Peaks one. Used to read a ton of Warhammer years ago, but kinda got tired of only reading about Space Marines. Really glad to hear a good review regarding the IG Omnibus, I'll check it out ASAP. Ave Imperator 💀✊
And a fuckton of explosives.
I knew this was coming eventually. And boy am I glad. Ave Imperator.
It was only a matter of time! Hope you enjoy it dude :)
What about
"Ave true to Caesar"
AVE TO THE TRUE EMPEROR OF MANKIND !!!!!
Ave Imperium!
I made the like count 667.
Guardsman: Where’s our fire support!
Imperium: Did someone say, Baneblade?
Enemy: Ah crap!
Mechnicus: *makes a tank with a lot of guns*
The Imperial Guard: I'll take your entire stock!
IT IS THE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEBBLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>anyone over the rank of Sargent should not be trusted by a guardsmen
Heh heh
Does this mean that you can trust cadet commissars?
-Interrogator Greg Sargent.
@@tyranid1174 no, especially not Cadet commissars
@@randomkrieger2625 YES
Guardsmen literally just embody the "If you got a problem throw more bodies at it." Mantra. With obviously the occasional Basilisk or Baneblade to boot.....
You love to see it!
so the guardsmen use russian tactics?
However many people you can count dead, there's always more enlisting every second of every day of every century. Flak armour is stupidly cheap to produce. Lasgun powerpacks are recharged by literally any current-bearing device. There are 400 quadrillion humans across the galaxy.
The Guard is my favourite never-ending crazy train of meat, flak and boom.
Simply get all your conscripts, reinforcement assist them all and send 400 screaming scrubs into the enemy base. Might not do much, but it will look amazing!
I just tend to use relic units mixed with airborne kasrkin veterans. Easy W.
2:32 random person : the emperor has abbandond us!
Me who is killing tyranids : ceases fire
*WHICH ONE OF YOU HERETICS SAID THAT?!*
THE COMMISSAR WOULD LIKE TO HAVE WORDS
4:01 Guy just stands there on top of the hill with missiles zipping past on either side amidst a hail of gun fire and death. No Fs givin that day.
A TRUE GUARDSMAN!!
the imperial guardsmen: "we have held the line for 10,000 years and we will hold it for 10,000 more in the emperors name"
the imperial conscripts: "KEEP CHARGING MEN, THEY'RE BOUND TO RUN OUT OF AMMO EVENTUALLY!"
STORM EM!!!
Guardsman: The Emperor has abandoned us!
The Emperor: *Jonathan Frakes telling you you are wrong for 47 seconds*
Clicked faster than an Imperial Guardsman from Krieg affixing bayonets to charge a Titan
BY THE EMPEROR THATS DEFINETLY NOT HERESY!!!
NOT THEIR SHOVELS HERASY
Hey we don't use bayonets. We use the mighty trench shovel!
@@kriegsmannighthawk1335 The bayonet is a shovel if made wide enough to scoop
dirt.
I just realized... that might just work... punch a hole in the titan, then charge guardsmen inside, take it out from the inside.
ultra upgraded geneticly perfect limbed added super armored soldiers?
naa, lasgun go piou piou
When you think about it. The Imperial Guard are way braver
@@Pilps in a grimm dark furture, a simple human, a weak sack of flesh and bones, dropped from high orbit with nothing but a grav shield and his lasgun, turning the tides of battle side by side with others like him, against uninimaginable horrors, multidimenssional monstrosity, advanded civilisations and devouring hiveminds, simply to protect his specie and the peoples he love, this is FAR bravier that dropping with op armor and weapons in a shiny looking drop pod with skins mounted into it
i prefer imperial guard by the way
@@engrinis6344 not to discredit the SM but the guard do their jobs without any genetic modification, hence they're more badass.
@@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489 o but i am 100% on the ig side here, as they turn the tide of battle side by side, with their unmodified body, dropped from high orbit with only a gravshield, a lasgun and a pair of ration, to face unimaginable monster s, dimensionnal deamons, higly advances aliens and devouring hivemind, only to defend their family and the people they love
And for 10 thousand years, thos fragile and outeqquiped humans held the line
So yea, ig for the win
@@engrinis6344 You didn't had to repeat it again, but it's ok.
Ah yes, good ol' IG. The only faction were regardless of whether you win or lose, you are gonna have at least 3 times the casualties of your enemy
THROW MORE MEN AT THEM
Only three times WAS THE ENEMY ASLEEP, if they were good
Blood is the price of victory. If it seems too much, face the wall
Unless you build a good defense quickly. Then the enemy will just get overwelmed by the enourmous firepower before he can become dangerous to your men
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT THROUGH MY 100 TIMES BLESSED NURGALITE FLESH WITH YOUR TITANS CANNONS
HAHA PLASMA GO FLOOSH!
PURGING EVERY ABOMINATION, ONE AT A TIME!
“Sir we’ve taken a million casualties in the last twenty minutes.”
“...And?”
“Oh, nothing, just keeping you updated sir.”
Made me kek
Million more as reinforcment
"Good. We're winning."
Sounds about right.
Krieger officer: "Those are rookie numbers, son."
*CERTIFIED HERESY FREE. AVE IMPERATOR.*
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
the mod isn't a frame killer, it's the engine what kills the frames
the engine is not just old but it also was never meant to have so much stuff on screen at once and this mod does that and more
nevertheless it's a unique experience as far as I'm aware
We need a remaster of the first series of Dawn of War ASAP
I would pay good money for a Dawn of War 1 remaster.
Better engine and high quality coding = ten times as many Xenos I can purge at once on screen.
@@thelonecookie3592 also adding mechanics from the dawn of war 2.
@@Madheim777 Eh, I don't really think 2 added anything that 1 needs. It kind of did its own thing and most of its unique mechanics fit well for its smaller scale, but would just get cumbersome with the larger scale of the first game. The main mechanical improvements I'd want for a DoW 1 remaster would be better pathing and flying vehicles actually being able to traverse impassable terrain.
@@screamingcactus1753 the cover from 2 was kinda cool. A remaster of dow 1 using the engine of 2 would be brutal
0:40 i love watching this part just the epic speech, music and gameplay just perfection
Winning by playing the game: Broke
Winning by lagging your opponent out of the game from the sheer number of guardsmen conscripts: S T O N K S
99% Casualty rate*
Imperium: *VICTORY*
DROWN THEM IN OUR BLOOD
@@Pilps seems, i don't know, "maybee" mildly heretical .... you may have to ask your local inquisitor about that .....
Given that some French regiments apparently had casualty rates greater than 100% in The Great War, this _is_ actually quite low, given that casualty percentage is usually based on regiment size.
To die is my duty
but my life is to serve the emperor will
And his will is that I die fighting
Unless your a kriegs then it’s just swing shovel see mine step on mine
ON MY MARK..... CHARGE!!!
@@Pilps the kriegs already charge sir you lagging behind will get you shot by them
The imperial guard's motto "1 death is a tragedy 1 million is a statistic".
FOR THE EMPEROR
Quoted by commissar J.Stalin
Commisar: "This planet is literally falling apart, you will stand your ground in the name of the emperor"
Troops: "Yes."
They're the very definition of "so anyway, i started blasting.." meme
You love to see it!
With the new Warhammer40k Darktide coming up Ill be able to live my dream as a simple guardsman killing heretics with a flashlight and hopefully a shovel.
THAT GAME LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN!
Really hope you aren't forced to play Ogryns, I want the entire squad to be regular guardsmen
@@LordVader1094 why would you be forced to play ogryns? we've only seen one ogryn lmao everyone else is human
@@hund7458 ogryn is probably the in case of chaos space marine break glass type thing
@@GnosisZX this was an underated comment. I found it hilarious
The galaxi will belong to the right side
FOR THE ENPEROR !!!!
FOR HOLY TERA!!
4:20
ALL GUARDSMEN, FOLLOW ME TO GLORY!!!!
Also, "Be the Standard Bearer they said. Its a great honor they said." **Stands there with just a laspistol as the whole damn world explodes around him**
I call concentrated fire of lassguns a magnifying glass.
OOFT
"If you can't get a bigger gun, bring more guns."
Probably someone from the Imperial Guard.
"Never look them as a human, but expendable combatants."
- random commissar
"If cannon and tank haven't solved your problem, it's because you have yet to apply enough"
Beautiful
RIGHT when they yelled "The Emperor has abandoned us!" I got an add...Tech Heresy at its finest.
Lol
"Enemies of the Imperium hear me, you have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very skies crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his greatest weapons to wield, so make yourself ready. We are the 1st Kronus Liberators, and today is our victory day" *Governor-Militant Lukas Alexander*
Imperial Guard vs Tyranids, the battle of "I outnumbered your outnumbering me!"
Me: Sees that Pilps has uploaded another video
My mouse button:
*HAVE MERCY*
Praise be to your service Guardsman!
THERE IS NO MERCY
This is a really cool mod for Shogun 2 pilps!, thanks for showing it off can't wait for your "Dying of cancer" experience!
I really do hate you sometimes Baker
@@Pilps Hate or love me, I'm always here
Orcs: "We overwhelm the enemy with sheer numbers".
Imperial Guard: "You what, bro?".
0:27 My actual reaction to playing IG when i first got into the mod.
Same!! Such a glorious mod! Wish it was a bit more optimised though for frame issues!
The Imperial Guard was always so great because it's the power of the common band of brothers vs. Terror From Beyond. And the Imperium is still around.
FOR THE IMPERIUM!
Anything is possible with the Emperor's blessing... and artillery.
Most definitely!
wait....i was taught in the schola that ARTILLERY was the emperor's blessing. oh no...i am heretic!!!! (shoots himself)
WE SHOULD TAKE THIS CHANNEL...AND PUSH IT TO THE TOP OF EVERYONES RECOMMENDED
NOW THAT'S AN IDEA!!!!
“That idea...just might be crazy enough...TO GET US ALL LAID!!!!”
this is am emperor approved action, proceed.
Oh man! I can wait till he does every faction except sisters
Haha :'D
is it because SoB is broken in DoW soulstrom?
@@hiban751 No, its because of 2 main reasons. One, they came out in the last and worst expansion for the game and sisters of battle have never been very popular to begin with in general.
Your pénitence for saying this his death
@@hiban751 Adding on to what the other guy said. Its also because in UA, they don't have nearly as much content as the other factions.
"You called for some suppressive fire?"
*Blasts them with a shot so hot it melts skin just by being within 100 meters of it.*
4:09
"where's our fire support?"
literally two squads of grey knights and baneblade right there.
wew lad
8:23 Oh, its beautiful
Officio Tactica Krennicius 974.M41
Purging heretics one exterminatus at a time
Seems legit.
"I love the smell of burned heretics in the morning!"
We all do!!!
3:50 LMAO
Pathetic Chaos Gods!!
"Commander, we lost 27 bilion Guardsman!"
"Send in the second wave."
YESSSSS!!!
- What is the emperor's will?
- That we fight and die.
WE DIE STANDING! FOR THE EMPEROR
- What is death?
- It is our duty.
Come on what would you rather be?
a genetically modified mutant that has no emotions yet turns on his master at a moments notice OR a guardsmen doing a calvary charge with the boys
WITH THE BOYS
CHARGE IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR
I'm just pleased that your casualties AND damage/annihilation rate were both so lore-accurate
0:49
"Mah Lord ! Their machines & firepowers are too much ! Even the world lags a lo-"
*windows.exe has stopped working*
[Ok] [Yeet]
The Guard are the true heroes. It's so good to see them as something other than the galactic punching bag that has to be saved by the speece mehrenes
Any faction: saves up money for super unit to crush my defenses
Me: saves up money to crush their army with excessive artillery “There ain’t no better way to militarum”
Most relatable thing about this video?
The frame rate
I haven't seen this low framerate since I played cyberpunk 20 minutes ago
Heh heh 😏
I am happy to report that none of your men retreated! I didn't give them a chance!
A Commissar definitely said that!
Nice. Must've been duel wielding
We've lost over a million men in the last ten minutes sir!
Commissar: Oh no!
Anyway...
Haha 😂
I love playing for the guard as in the back. Throw meat at the enemy until they break through. And only at the end are the tanks.
It's... It's beautiful. For the Emperor!
GLORY TO THE IMPERIUM! FOR THE EMPEROR!!
Finally, after all of those dawn of war references in the shogun videos.
IG are my absolute favorite. The doctrine upgrades make them really fun each time you play.
The Imperial guard = the indomitable human spirit to just keep Fighting
The sight of artillery barrages tearing through xeons filth brings a tear to the eyes of a true guardsman.
It’s *perfection*
@@Pilps artillery doctrine + 200 unit cap = glorious xeno genocide in real time (at 2 fps but we can let that slide)
anyway I PRAISE THE EMPEROR
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!!
“Welcome to the grim-dark future, pilps.”
It’s glorious!
The way you implement the memes in your videos is just pure art. A reason to watch even the longest videos.
Thank you for your kind words! The Emperor protects!
"We won the battle!"
"...you suffered an 86% casualty rate! That's millions of Guardsmen dead, wounded, captured and missing!"
"...but we still won."
Ngl, i played this game campaign as Tau, and Imperial Guard scene before our assault to their last province gave me a goosebumps.
So glad you got into Warhammer40K! I love your Total War Shogun series, I can’t wait for more!
Thank you! Glad you like the videos :D
Seeing how your Shogun2 videos had some juicy spillage from DoW this was inevitable. You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.
You should. Definitely. The Emperor does not suffer failure!
The Emperor is pleased! FOR THE EMPEROR!
"The enemy can not push a button if you've put a bayonet through his hand!"
"we have artillery and casualties"
-Imperial Gaurd
Those who think the guardsmen are cannon ammunition have never experienced what its like to be under thousands of lasguns firing at them, tanks, cannons and minibolters raining hell upon earth. Guardsmen may be unimportant alone. But not then hundreds of thousands of them form a fireline.
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!