Eldar: "Human do not destroy the stone! You will doom us All!!!" Me: "Could you have told me why a few hours ago before YOU decided to pick a fight with us?"
@@nightrunnerks The Eldar of Beautan and Utweé are naturally arrogant a**holes , they are not diplomatic nor trust humans with anything... Their race itself is deceivefull and vage in any piece of lore
The narrator in Soulstorm is always like "The commanders superior tactics and strategies of deception, stealth and subterfuge were instrumental in outwitting and outmanoeuvring the enemy forces." and I'm like "Nah, I just kept throwing bodies at them and it worked."
"I think command forgot about us." "How long have you been here?" "About a week" "You held this position for a week, by yourselves?" "YES, my lord." Kings.
If you pre-emptively destroy everything in their path in the sub-sequent bonus objective (I think it's unmarked IIRC) you can even save them and bring them back to base. Otherwise they just rush off and die, super annoying.
*"We're the Imperial Guard, it is time we started acting like it. Run for your lives!!* If that's not the accurate experience of Imperial Guard, I don't know what else is xD
Imperial Guard giga-chads being more incorruptible than a fucking librarian. Space Marines killing heretics and being walking, talking memes for the Empurah! Eldar calling everyone fools, refusing to be of any help, and running away. Orkz bein orkz. What a wholesome, lore-friendly game. I missed it.
fun fact: when units do sync kills they dont take damage while doing so and thats why i love to drop my metal bound corpse bretheren into the heat of battle... *literally*
And now we wait for winter assault featuring general “chest with medals chad” Sturnn A dear that’s tall and vague Gorgutz “ not better than Ghazghkull **yet**” Ead Unter And Crull “ I have sorcerer doing my sacrifices”
@@lewishouston7969 and its even lore accurate,problem is that everyone is superhuman and the guardsman are normal people,that tends to make things absurd.
That always drove me nuts about the Eldar. Destroying the stone WOULD have banished the daemon, if they had reached it sooner, before such a large amount of people and xenos had died on the planet. SO IF THE ELDAR HAD DONE *LITERALLY NOTHING* EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE. The entire species is Aqua from Konosuba; useless.
2:05 "Spierdalaj z mojej ziemi!" Polak potwierdzony i namierzony. Trafiłam tu dzisiaj po filmie z winter assault, zostaje i czekam na reszte dodatków z DoW :>
“My farseerer what are your orders?” “We must warn the humans of the coming danger.” “Of course I’ll call them immediately.” “No let’s attack and murder a shit load of them not say anything then call them fools for killing us.” “Of course! Your genius knows no limits!”
To this day I still play the dawn of war games and honestly the mods for soulstorm make it even more worth it like the unification mod or the ultimate apocalypse mod. Recommendation to those who have played the four Warhammer 40K dawn of war games I recommend giving those mods a try if you have soulstorm.
This game franchise was my childhood, best RTSG ever for I have sooo many fond memories of this and STILL play it to this day. Absolutely Timeless! So glad that there’s still love for this beauty! ❤
all jokes aside dow 1 started as a campaign where you are fighting to save as many lives as possible that turns into an invistigation to stop chaos only to loose more lives, resourses and planets in short and long term...and havent even mentioned the darker parts of this campaign 10/10. im sorry dark crusade is good but it cant get darker than this
There is so much good shit in this video, but the part that made me laugh so hard that I had to stop watching was when the space marine is outside the gate just like, "LET ME IN!"
Classic Eldar behaviours. Spew random bullshit, interfere with your mission, get rekt, watch your mission fail then call you name for not listening to their bullshit. If they didn't do anything, Gabe would have destroyed the stone thingy sooner and banished the demon. Heck, if the Eldars didn't exist in the first place, there would be one less chaos god to worry about
At 5:14 , I thought they said "You will become the warcrime made manifest" and raised an eyebrow. Cause like... isn't that what the Imperium does already, anywho? And everyone else for that matter? Lol.
The blessed algorithm brought me here to witness this pic-relic. I shall ring the glorioud bell of notifications if you offer us the greatness of similar content about the other Dawn of War games.
I came into this game when I was 13, my dads friend ripped it for me (Along with world in conflict, what a top lad). You cant believe how confused I was at not only the grim-dark, but also the weird sci-fi shit, since I was only exposed to star wars and star trek lol. This was during the golden age of 4th edition and it was long until I was hooked beyond belief. Winter assault will forever be my favourite, but I have good memories of being an unsupervised teenager, chugging pepsi max while laying my genetically modified roid hogs into orks.
So glad this game is still alive in the depths of the internet, about to go and play a skirmish game on insane difficulty with Ultimate Apocalypse installed 😁
Yep. Going to have to re-install this game now, all because I stumbled upon this after doing some recent Warhammer lore dives, which I did after recently getting into Dark Tide. A vicious circle, truly.
I love the trademark Eldar tactic of saying something ominous, refusing to elaborate and then running away decrying you a fool for not listening.
Just like a woman! Hah!
@@zj871023 Silence you fool! - Some skelly boi, probably
@@zj871023 cringe
@@Brother-Martell you dont get the reference simp boy
@@zj871023 A nice Skeletor reference.
4:58 finally those guardsmen get the recognition they deserve.
those guardsmen deserve to become space marines
Rambo guardsman
Chad basic training vs virgin chaos blessing heresy.
ngl I think the guardsmen lied to them
@@Sucramar Or Kasrkin
2:14 "The blasted Orks have built their infernal structures within the city walls" sounds like lego city meme
Build the bane blade to crush the xeno scum!
*Each set sold separately*
1:47
*Oi*
I think it's because it literally sounds like the same VA as the Lego city commercials.
@@Cairo40000 hehe... literally, in the case of the tabletop.
I finished playing Dawn of War: Dark Crusade and I saw this video right after. My day became even better
try Ultimate Apocalype if you're not bored yet
Play the other expansion
We can hope for a dark crusade video also.
just got done with a soul storm campaign the other day
@Kikyojin steam?
Ork: *merely existing*
Dreadnaught: *so anyway, I started yeeting...*
Eldar: "Human do not destroy the stone! You will doom us All!!!"
Me: "Could you have told me why a few hours ago before YOU decided to pick a fight with us?"
Quality writing by Relic, this nonsense continues on in the sequels (bad games)
@@nightrunnerks The Eldar of Beautan and Utweé are naturally arrogant a**holes , they are not diplomatic nor trust humans with anything... Their race itself is deceivefull and vage in any piece of lore
Eldar in a fucking nutshell, really. Pompous pricks.
@@nightrunnerks - to be fair though, thats Eldar in pretty much any scenario regardless of who writes them, haha
@@nightrunnerksBad Writing? That's literally Lore Accurate cause it's the Eldar. You know, a bunch Superiority Complex Crackheads.
The narrator in Soulstorm is always like "The commanders superior tactics and strategies of deception, stealth and subterfuge were instrumental in outwitting and outmanoeuvring the enemy forces." and I'm like "Nah, I just kept throwing bodies at them and it worked."
A guardsman is a meme. A hundred guardsmen will burn through anything, with acceptable casualties.
And if you main Orks that's what you're supposed to be doing anyway :D
Zapp Brannigan: "That boy fills me with pride"
For me it was "enough earthshaker rounds from FOW should do the trick" 😅
"throwing bodies at them" is exactly how the wars go in Warhammer so you're not wrong for doing that
Duality of DoW Modding:
Unification: WE ARE MANY, WE ARE HERE TO SERVE
Apocalypse: *incoherent screaming*
Yes
Fk UA
@@childrenofthesun471 What's wrong with it?
@@ChadVulpes nothing i used to like it but its VERY unbalanced unfortunately
@@childrenofthesun471 understandable
4:27 regular space marine and eldar players discussion.
The Adepta Sororitas wants to know your location.
Eastern Fringe if they can get in melee range :)
7:31 You know shit's real when the Eldar call a marine say human in stead of monke
" It is better to live for yourself , then die for the emperor"
I laughed way too hard at this.
Isn't that heresy around here?
@@oldstyle5114 always has been.
heresy! *mashes exterminatus button with face*
Haaahah I read this comment and started laughing really hard and then it said that in the video about two seconds later and I was in tears
i didn't even notice until i read your comment xDDD
This was fantastic, can't wait to see the winter assault one
Sturn = best commander in Dawn of War
Imperial guard for The win
@@brok56 yes
this game was my introduction to Warhammer 40k
took me years to get even the fraction of the lore, and I love it
Indeed, we really need more dawn of war content
"I think command forgot about us."
"How long have you been here?"
"About a week"
"You held this position for a week, by yourselves?"
"YES, my lord."
Kings.
I always brought those two back to the base and camped them in my HQ.
If you pre-emptively destroy everything in their path in the sub-sequent bonus objective (I think it's unmarked IIRC) you can even save them and bring them back to base. Otherwise they just rush off and die, super annoying.
Such a chad
"Should we tell them about the 20 other soldiers who *were* with us yesterday?"
"Shut the FUCK up Frank, or I'll be the ONLY survivor."
*gets left by command*
*holds position for a week by themselves*
*gets rescued by marines*
*refuses to elaborate*
Sigma males
*"We're the Imperial Guard, it is time we started acting like it. Run for your lives!!*
If that's not the accurate experience of Imperial Guard, I don't know what else is xD
Planet has broken but not the Kadians.
The imperial guard are the bravest humans.
Hey fuck off dude don't you know Cadia itself broke before the Guard did?!
THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID, YOU FILTHY HERETICS!
No Guardsmen under my command run for their lives. My Commissars wouldn't have it.
"Look at that monstrosity! I have heard legends of such beasts, but I have never seen one."
Lost "that's what she said" joke potential xD
Neurons long forgotten have been reactivated. Good to know that people still love this game, thanks to steam.
Thought that said necrons for a moment
Imperial Guard giga-chads being more incorruptible than a fucking librarian.
Space Marines killing heretics and being walking, talking memes for the Empurah!
Eldar calling everyone fools, refusing to be of any help, and running away.
Orkz bein orkz.
What a wholesome, lore-friendly game. I missed it.
“Remember, you can never overrun a guardsmen.”
Laughs in Tyranids.
Laughs in orks
Laughs in robotic skeletal shrieking
*Breathes in Krieger*
@@PENTAGRAMMAINCOMM screams in every xeno scum
4:58 Some say those guardsman are still holding that position to this day.
fun fact: when units do sync kills they dont take damage while doing so and thats why i love to drop my metal bound corpse bretheren into the heat of battle... *literally*
I used to play 1vs7 in with necrons vs the IG so I could enjoy the carnage.
And now we wait for winter assault featuring general “chest with medals chad” Sturnn
A dear that’s tall and vague
Gorgutz “ not better than Ghazghkull **yet**” Ead Unter
And Crull “ I have sorcerer doing my sacrifices”
Yes and that’s even further away, but I can’t wait for dark crusades where all the commander roasts the other. It’s pretty epic.
0:15 is a legendary sound effect.
EEEOOOOUUURR vs WAAAAARRRGHH
There was a period in my life when i would comunicate with my friends through DOW quotes. Good times, I truly do miss em c':
Dark Crusade and Soul Storm gonna be complicated. I'm going to love it.
Skelle bois and Japanese robots rise up
@@galliman123 Erm… Our correct pronouns are Space-weeb, actually…
@@galliman123 communist space weeb suck at melee
Dark Eldar...
Im just glad that in the grim darkness of the far future there are also crosswalks to safely get across the street.
1:58
Такая концентрация мемов на квадратный метр. Буду ждать продолжения на другие части.
В винтер ассаулте еще есть сюжетка, хоть и не такая интересная. А вот дальше хз, будет ли
Жаль, что без МОЩИ 11 СТВОЛОВ.
Indeed a soldier worth of the Emperor's blessings 6:34
Fucking love that meme
His strenght of arm is great, his strenght of faith is *even greater*
Weakest Guardsman
@@lewishouston7969 and its even lore accurate,problem is that everyone is superhuman and the guardsman are normal people,that tends to make things absurd.
That always drove me nuts about the Eldar. Destroying the stone WOULD have banished the daemon, if they had reached it sooner, before such a large amount of people and xenos had died on the planet.
SO IF THE ELDAR HAD DONE *LITERALLY NOTHING* EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE.
The entire species is Aqua from Konosuba; useless.
If they had done nothing there would be one chaos god less.
I mean, they DID MurderFrak the God of Depravity into existence.
*useless but for one thing, just like Aqua
@@MouldMadeMind but the Craftworld Eldar didn't, they even warned the other Eldar
@@excessiveone9952 they were like a super minority.
2:05 "Spierdalaj z mojej ziemi!"
Polak potwierdzony i namierzony.
Trafiłam tu dzisiaj po filmie z winter assault, zostaje i czekam na reszte dodatków z DoW :>
After all this time I know for warhammer 40k, only now I know why it is epic. Thank you SevenTePe.
“My farseerer what are your orders?”
“We must warn the humans of the coming danger.”
“Of course I’ll call them immediately.”
“No let’s attack and murder a shit load of them not say anything then call them fools for killing us.”
“Of course! Your genius knows no limits!”
Czekałem, czekałem i czekałem i się doczekałem. Tak! 7TP, mistrzu Ty mój!
5:46 I'm fucking dead 😂 💀 🤣 😭
5:00 Guardsmen that live more than 15 minutes at the battlefield are Veterans, but one week? Probably Heresy
The Emperor's light is my torch
To this day I still play the dawn of war games and honestly the mods for soulstorm make it even more worth it like the unification mod or the ultimate apocalypse mod.
Recommendation to those who have played the four Warhammer 40K dawn of war games I recommend giving those mods a try if you have soulstorm.
Can't wait for the metric fuckton of Imperial Guard Memes we gonna get with the Winter Assault video.
well is a total masterpiece! for the next one of warhammer i suggest the expansion soulstorm with the imperial guard like a sequel of this video
The push ups had me crying laughing lol
One of the best rts games every made and you made a video meme out of that.
THIS COULDN'T BE MORE GLORIOUS.
"Jump down and say some gay shit"
"Orks"
lmao
You're a man of culture I see.
7:28 shoots with a bolt pistol, turns into a plaspistol instead
5:39 i don't know why but this moment make me cry of laught 😂
"Drive me closer. I want to hit them with my sword" if this isn't 40k I don't know what it
This game franchise was my childhood, best RTSG ever for I have sooo many fond memories of this and STILL play it to this day. Absolutely Timeless!
So glad that there’s still love for this beauty! ❤
Damn! This video was perfectly edited! Closest thing I could think of to this was the old ThunderPsyker videos.
Just when I thought yesterday after watching your Starcraft ones that you should do a DoW one, you delivered!!! Amazing as always my dude
5:06 absolute CHAD
I lol'd at 5:40 xD Nice editing!
The reverb on the voices of those Eldar women at 4:19, specifically the white/green one, (Ooh, those are MY colours) reminds me of Soundwave.
6:35 - да-да, может! 😀
My man, the editing is fire, keep up the great work for the glory of the Imperium!
"It is better to live for yourself, than die for the emperor" got me rolling. Too good!
all jokes aside dow 1 started as a campaign where you are fighting to save as many lives as possible that turns into an invistigation to stop chaos only to loose more lives, resourses and planets in short and long term...and havent even mentioned the darker parts of this campaign 10/10. im sorry dark crusade is good but it cant get darker than this
5:47. That BOOP!
My sides -> in orbit 🤣🤣 Help I can't breathe..
There is so much good shit in this video, but the part that made me laugh so hard that I had to stop watching was when the space marine is outside the gate just like, "LET ME IN!"
2:09 ya ta ta ta ta ta ta noooo i dont wanna die
Why is this so amazing?!
I demand more.
Subbed
1:41 Polish cannon 😂
Loved the space marine firing the trash cannon
Classic Eldar behaviours. Spew random bullshit, interfere with your mission, get rekt, watch your mission fail then call you name for not listening to their bullshit.
If they didn't do anything, Gabe would have destroyed the stone thingy sooner and banished the demon. Heck, if the Eldars didn't exist in the first place, there would be one less chaos god to worry about
4:58 - Best part.
1:26
This already gave me "A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY."
it was completed with a simple "HEY!"
6:39 Лучшее)))
Just god damn amazing. I love this stuff, crazy WH40K Content. hella love this one !1!!
At 5:14 , I thought they said "You will become the warcrime made manifest" and raised an eyebrow. Cause like... isn't that what the Imperium does already, anywho? And everyone else for that matter? Lol.
0:42 Only Imperial Stormtroopers Are So Precise
Dobry kontent Byczku/Good content my dude
Damn the nostalgia is strong with this. Perfect seeing this just before I play 40k in person lol
04:10 meanwhile, in dawn of war 2: Retribution "I'VE SET MY GIT FINDER TO PANSEY. DEY'RE OVER THERE"
Me encantó amigo. Te mando saludos desde Argentina.
Que viva warhammer 40k ✊
Jajajaja eres el primer comentario en español que veo
Holy shit this was amazing, great job!
Love to see my favorite RTS game ever still get some love today, thanks
missed opportunity: "I'm the avatar, you gotta deal with it." great vid :)
"She is strong!"
"But she lacks restraint!"
11/10 video....truly full of lore and knowledge xdd I cant wait for the next one..
Wiedziałem, że prędzej czy później pojawi się jakaś wypowiedź z twórczości RussianBadgera xD. Filmik jak zwykle świetny :)
3:39 I love how you can hear "shit"
Ahh Lovely Smell of Flamethrower in the Morning
Love the smell of a Flamer in the morning.
There, fixed it for ya
@@andhikasoehalim3170 thanks ^^
"We gonna put it in a language you can understand", cool reference to Killer bean
7:29 Anyone else notice how he goes from having a bolt pistol to a plasma pistol?
To this day I still talk about those guardsmen who held that point for a week
5:29 He got fkn destroyed lmao!
Orbital repetear + 3 mechanical cults, spam dreadnoughts.End game.
BROTHER I'M PINNED HERE! NO!
damn "bold brathas" still scoring top charts after all those years
Shame that 7TP didn't use version with lyrics
The blessed algorithm brought me here to witness this pic-relic. I shall ring the glorioud bell of notifications if you offer us the greatness of similar content about the other Dawn of War games.
*звуки довольного аргоныча и мышича*
Leyends sais those 2 guardsmen are still holding the line by themselves
I came into this game when I was 13, my dads friend ripped it for me (Along with world in conflict, what a top lad). You cant believe how confused I was at not only the grim-dark, but also the weird sci-fi shit, since I was only exposed to star wars and star trek lol.
This was during the golden age of 4th edition and it was long until I was hooked beyond belief. Winter assault will forever be my favourite, but I have good memories of being an unsupervised teenager, chugging pepsi max while laying my genetically modified roid hogs into orks.
"Drive me closer, i want to hit them with my sword." hahahahaha i can't take it anymore :D
"Bruva I am pinned here!"- Captain Diomedes
Makes it so much better that it's playing in the background
4:29 space marines? More *BASED MARINES* amirite guys?
So glad this game is still alive in the depths of the internet, about to go and play a skirmish game on insane difficulty with Ultimate Apocalypse installed 😁
oh my emperor this is well made
man your videos just keep getting better
Ah tak, gra dzieciństwa
This is godlike editing, and nice montage too the result is amazing
Well done!
0:01 MOM GET THE CAMERA
LESSSSGOOOOOOO THE LEGEND UPLOADED AGAIN
2:58 we'ze gonna go get big boss orkamungus. Amogus
Yep. Going to have to re-install this game now, all because I stumbled upon this after doing some recent Warhammer lore dives, which I did after recently getting into Dark Tide. A vicious circle, truly.