I feel like the TikToks that use Jack Hughes's face don't realize that he is the opposite of the machismo book characters they're describing lol. Also, where's the goalie smut? I feel like there's gotta be some Henrik Lundqvist fan fic out there...
7:02 maybe the suspension of disbelief is what makes hockey romance particularly awful for me because the first thing i thought is holy suspensions. this happened to my buddy nathan villeneuve
My wife reads these garbage books all the time and feels the need to tell me about every one. I cannot describe with words how uncomfortable it is. All I can say is I’d rather be in a bar bathroom stall after a Sudbury Saturday night only to realize the TP is empty and have to rip a sock to finish the job, and have everybody notice, than listen to her talk about hockey smut for 10 seconds.
@@neeltheother2342 yeah I ain't gonna lie, I'm not even that big of an Arsenal fan, I'm Czech and I just like them because my best friend from school was a huge Arsenal fan. So I think I can assess the game somewhat neutrally and Spurs were *bad* bad. No shots, no threat, Arsenal just had to sit back and wait for their chance, which, ultimately, they did. Ange is a really likeable guy but he needs to get his shit together fr.
@@tomaskabele77 I'm not that big of a spurs fan either (only got into it cuz a buddy of mine from college who's a NYR fan follows Tottenham), so I can't say I understand what happened over the summer. But yeah the aggressive attack and big shots from last year are just gone. Having Richarlison out is not good but woof.
As someone who has read a few hockey romance books… these are WAY too tame 😂 you have to read the really spicy shit Corwin, you would probably be so uncomfortable lol. These stories were pretty shit. Some of them are very well written. Side note-I love that the girls love seegs 😂 Also corwin… us ladies love a good psycho… if only you knew what we read lol
3:54 So for me it depends on what the guy's doing. For example if he just happens to be sitting next to my girl but is just enjoying the game and maybe talking to her a bit that's fine. BUT IF HE IS INCHING CLOSER Reaching out for her hand etc Then yeah Im skating over there and telling him to back off.
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I’d buy it
@@krakenspectacor me too.
love how some of these have totally typical things a hockey bro would say, and then some of them are just literally psychopaths
Carter Hart muddles the line a bit
“Ask your girl for hugs they want that. Bad!” Love advice from Corwin 😂
Bro leaves Bardown and turns into a freak 😭😭😭
He's a freak since he sniffed Smelling Salt
A GOOD TWO WAY PLAYER 😭🤣 GOTTA HAVE A COMPLETE GAME
corwin I'm dying 😭 😂
The hockey analytics we've all been waiting for
this is just the tip of the iceberg you're gonna be so scared if you delve deeper
corwin should be an actor based off his acting skills in this video alone lol
obsessed w all the cuts of the helmet appearing and disappearing from the lil guy in the background's head when you need to get into character
Thank u for this Corwin
We need a "Why I Left BarDown" from you too.
This is absolutely is wild. I need a part 2
Corwin I didn’t hear the word fuck enough
Aw fuck, my bad
"hopefully they're not actually murdering anybody" oh sweet summer child...
Cannot WAIT for you to watch all the Canucks goals from this past season lol
was not expecting this content LMAO
I’m dead 💀 😂 I love it when he acts out the scenes 😂
I would totally watch a video where Corwin writes his own hockey romance 🤣🤣
this is absolutely insane
Homie left bardown to scam for ea
Im glad you and bardown finally have your own channels. Well deserved 👏
I feel like the TikToks that use Jack Hughes's face don't realize that he is the opposite of the machismo book characters they're describing lol.
Also, where's the goalie smut? I feel like there's gotta be some Henrik Lundqvist fan fic out there...
Corwin youu should react to rappers mentioning hockey or hockey versions of rap songs
7:02 maybe the suspension of disbelief is what makes hockey romance particularly awful for me because the first thing i thought is holy suspensions. this happened to my buddy nathan villeneuve
My wife reads these garbage books all the time and feels the need to tell me about every one. I cannot describe with words how uncomfortable it is. All I can say is I’d rather be in a bar bathroom stall after a Sudbury Saturday night only to realize the TP is empty and have to rip a sock to finish the job, and have everybody notice, than listen to her talk about hockey smut for 10 seconds.
Corwin I was just watching a bardown video and remembered you’re not there I miss you bud I hope you find the content to post soon brother miss you ❤❤
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5:51 nah it was Mikey Anderson they threw into the smut. Time to share this distresing tiktok with my friends, thanks for sharing
You should do franchise mode of the Seattle space cadets again. We loved that series
tbr = to be read
9:53 love the very up-to-date and topical graphics. North London is red.
You’re damn right it is!!!!
big sad, Ange needs to start cooking or we're out of Europe again
@@neeltheother2342 yeah I ain't gonna lie, I'm not even that big of an Arsenal fan, I'm Czech and I just like them because my best friend from school was a huge Arsenal fan. So I think I can assess the game somewhat neutrally and Spurs were *bad* bad. No shots, no threat, Arsenal just had to sit back and wait for their chance, which, ultimately, they did. Ange is a really likeable guy but he needs to get his shit together fr.
@@tomaskabele77 I'm not that big of a spurs fan either (only got into it cuz a buddy of mine from college who's a NYR fan follows Tottenham), so I can't say I understand what happened over the summer. But yeah the aggressive attack and big shots from last year are just gone. Having Richarlison out is not good but woof.
@@corwinhockeyyeah you deserve that win.
Alex Pietrangelo Seattle Space Cadets LEGEND
Can’t wait for that nhl 25 content
TBR -> to be read, loved the vid! Keep the good work up😅😍
Somehow reading these books out loud make them sound so much more cringe :D had a good laugh :) thank you!
IM SOBBING
TBR is a list of books, fanfics, etc. that needs to be read. You might be reading something else, so you put it in your TBR
We love you Corwin!
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Its been 3 months can we please have more videos?
this is everything
no corwin dont leave!
I loved this video. It was hilarious.
This was the most uncomfortable video i have ever endured watching. Pls never again 😭
13:29 “Break your neck”🤣
Your the man Corwin keep it up
Id love to see u do a franchise mode series
Nice vid corwin
Thanks Duck-dy4qg, you too
@@corwinhockey so god DAMN HUMBLE
@@corwinhockeyI’m reading these comments, the fact that you’re fucking replying with the full usernames just makes me laugh so hard
Corwin please go do game day vlogs, can be any sports or teams. Also get Z on here some day too.
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i’ll get you 1000 dylan bartley moncton jerseys
This is love
@@corwinhockeyContinue the D Bart legacy
As someone who has read a few hockey romance books… these are WAY too tame 😂 you have to read the really spicy shit Corwin, you would probably be so uncomfortable lol. These stories were pretty shit. Some of them are very well written.
Side note-I love that the girls love seegs 😂
Also corwin… us ladies love a good psycho… if only you knew what we read lol
Corwin, Next thing you need to do is, continue D. BARTS CAREER
Always been my favorite bardowner
Corwin you are an absolute horse! 💪🏼
for your next video could you do NHL franchise mode
I’m going to wait until NHL 25 is out
@@corwinhockeywait for Vasy’s rosters as well. Always makes franchise mode better.
Corwin you gotta pump out more videos please.
I saw you at a BU game once
3:54 So for me it depends on what the guy's doing. For example if he just happens to be sitting next to my girl but is just enjoying the game and maybe talking to her a bit that's fine. BUT IF HE IS INCHING CLOSER Reaching out for her hand etc Then yeah Im skating over there and telling him to back off.
where did bro go 🙏🙏🙏🙏
need more videos!!
I miss the person I was 19 minutes ago….
Corwin, i think you should do soccer/futbol reaction videos
dont forget brenDen morrow
Corwin buys nhl or a minor league or a beer league
hi corwin
hi michaelbrowne9614
Can you do NHL 25 franchise mode because you're amazing RUclipsr
God these are hard to watch and listen to.
When nhl 25 comes out make jbj return
Bro u gotta watch the canucks highlights
13:18 what happened to Real Wingers 1.0?
I think someone just changed their number or something and for some reason that started a whole new group chat haha
Wrong answer pal. 1.0 wasn’t electric enough
Where are the videos
Hi corwin
hi starhockey93
@@corwinhockey you're my favorite person at bardown or were. Congrats on your new channel
are you going to be in more bardown quizis in the future
he left bardown
Corwin cmon
I’m very confused about what these are
Need a new profile pic on here dude. It’s fine but it’s bar down so idk
🫡🫡