What if You Had EVERY STAND in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @Yelocob
    @Yelocob 8 месяцев назад +1160

    Alternative title: What if Novel Kars was canon?

    • @oc_2651
      @oc_2651 8 месяцев назад +67

      We already have a nuclear shotgun we don't need a nuclear rocket launcher

    • @leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459
      @leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@oc_2651 aka a fatman from fallout

    • @anotherone1680
      @anotherone1680 8 месяцев назад +11

      We dont talk about that shit

    • @realazzle
      @realazzle 8 месяцев назад +2

      hi oli

    • @NeverParty
      @NeverParty 8 месяцев назад

      Shhhh

  • @driptoise5795
    @driptoise5795 8 месяцев назад +976

    Gojo: “Nah I’d win” me: Za star over sticky sex experience heaven emerald hand and then a 100 other words

    • @meg0ros300
      @meg0ros300 8 месяцев назад

      Za star over sticky sex experience is probably to mentally kill someone by simply saying it from the sheer terror of what it *could* mean for them

    • @Zyrdrakyll
      @Zyrdrakyll 8 месяцев назад

      Sticky sex experience 💀

    • @Ketsui.
      @Ketsui. 8 месяцев назад +255

      "sex experience" is crazy

    • @tymonwieczorek6052
      @tymonwieczorek6052 8 месяцев назад

      "sticky sex experience" 💀

    • @Namewriter
      @Namewriter 8 месяцев назад +71

      Requiem

  • @simonkisielewski3327
    @simonkisielewski3327 8 месяцев назад +334

    6:25 the wonder of you wouldn't be even needed, bites the dust would easily take care of anyone learning your name to begin WITH

    • @velgard.
      @velgard. 8 месяцев назад +53

      Imagine just controlling a very influencial person and just have them say your name on tv

    • @authorbat5562
      @authorbat5562 8 месяцев назад +23

      @@velgard. Click

    • @anotherone1680
      @anotherone1680 8 месяцев назад

      Wonder of u can manipulate you to always be murdered By Bites the dust

    • @VariouslyCommon
      @VariouslyCommon 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@authorbat5562 *Boom*

    • @lvadimass
      @lvadimass 8 месяцев назад

      @@velgard. the problem with that is after time loops people still explode, so you basically kill everyone that sees it, that's why wonder of u is better, course unless you do want to kill everyone

  • @ryninja5788
    @ryninja5788 8 месяцев назад +220

    I think a more interesting question is having every jojo stand *in one stand*. That way you can’t just take away the bad ones and have to actually find ways to work around their detrimental effects

    • @Zetact_
      @Zetact_ 8 месяцев назад +49

      You could perhaps argue that since Whitesnake is a Stand that is self-aware and has its own personality, it would directly clash with WoU since trying to remove your harmful Stands would still count as a separate being "pursuing" you.

    • @ryninja5788
      @ryninja5788 8 месяцев назад +22

      @@Zetact_ that could be the case, but it depends on if all stand abilities are active at the same time or if you can choose when one would be active or not.

    • @arkkon2740
      @arkkon2740 8 месяцев назад +20

      I mean if you really consider it, if Pucci can remove his eyesight, hold a physical bone in a disk, and take out entire stands, then I feel like a single stand ability can be locked away by it as well. Even if its just the ability, Heavy Weather was basically inside of WR's memory disk and its kinda the same thing

    • @kandyerzy
      @kandyerzy 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Zetact_white snake is not a sentient stand

    • @ultimazilla9814
      @ultimazilla9814 8 месяцев назад

      So you just die if someone looks at your back.

  • @aceofconquest5745
    @aceofconquest5745 8 месяцев назад +556

    Magician's Red Requiem

    • @UniversalS757
      @UniversalS757 8 месяцев назад +16

      MAGICIAN'S RED REQUIEM

    • @zuxta
      @zuxta 8 месяцев назад +8

      YES I AM

    • @swordswinger395
      @swordswinger395 8 месяцев назад +8

      Hey Avdol! When you're done, Yamamoto wants his bankai back.

    • @yeetmaster1776
      @yeetmaster1776 7 месяцев назад +1

      it's literally just rapidfire nukes

    • @Kingofthepirates-ix4we
      @Kingofthepirates-ix4we 7 месяцев назад +1

      he will become a forest fire

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 8 месяцев назад +256

    This is just the physical form of plot armor.

    • @Purplest_
      @Purplest_ 8 месяцев назад +5

      That would be the light novels lol

    • @ThatPenguin
      @ThatPenguin 7 месяцев назад +3

      not plot armor if there is absolutely nothing that could be done

  • @Reppen555
    @Reppen555 8 месяцев назад +101

    So "Wonder of You" basically throws any bullshit the opponent uses back at the opponent. The the ultimate Uno reverse Stand.

    • @Jamlord2061
      @Jamlord2061 8 месяцев назад +7

      isn’t wonder of you final destination the stand

    • @timmyman9677
      @timmyman9677 8 месяцев назад

      Not exactly, though there are Stands like that. Wonder of You Causes Calamatous events to transpire around someone who is pursuing, or even thinking about the Stands User. In simple terms, everything and anything on earth, living or non, is out to get you, and all that stuff becomes way more deadly. Rain becomes like bullets, a person's touch can break your bones, tripping can kill you, everyday objects and accidents are attracted to you, and just seeing the User can give you Cancer.

    • @mrcrazybozo2450
      @mrcrazybozo2450 7 месяцев назад +5

      basically Murphy’s Law as a stand

    • @bloodwolf2002
      @bloodwolf2002 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Jamlord2061yes

    • @Willified
      @Willified 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@mrcrazybozo2450But just cranked up up to 11. No matter how unlucky you are in real life, you're never going to get split in half by slamming into a table

  • @Alecations
    @Alecations 8 месяцев назад +38

    GER+WOU+Love Train+Cheap Trick+Bites the Dust+King Crimson+blue hawaii=the multiverse has become a hellish bethesda game where everyone is dying and respawning on top of each other and splitting infinite dimensions into infinite directions. I think.

  • @VannMunson
    @VannMunson 8 месяцев назад +57

    Man stacking defensive/ automatic stands is just busted. Good luck getting past Wonder of U, Green Green Grass of Home, C-Moon, Kraftwerk, Love Train, King Crimson, Bites the Dust, White Album, Cream, The World, Chariot Requiem, Gold Experience Requiem, Green Day, and all the other bs you can throw out. Even if someone could kill you, here comes D4C and Notorious B.I.G. to ruin your day.

    • @tailpig6417
      @tailpig6417 7 месяцев назад +5

      Well, there's also 20th Century Boy as a last resort

    • @daisy12pinkanime85
      @daisy12pinkanime85 7 месяцев назад +1

      Don't you have to die in order for Notorious B.I.G. to activate?

    • @tailpig6417
      @tailpig6417 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@daisy12pinkanime85 Carne activated it moments before dying. I headcanon that it is usable without dying and is still capable of absorbing kinetic energy, but it won't be as unstoppable with a living user

    • @VannMunson
      @VannMunson 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@daisy12pinkanime85 Yeah, but my point was that even if you could somehow lose, this stand will come out to try to take your opponent down with you.

    • @MrBoo703
      @MrBoo703 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@VannMunsonTo be fair, if someone is strong enough to kill a guy with every stand, Notorious Big wouldn't be a problem at all

  • @simonkisielewski3327
    @simonkisielewski3327 8 месяцев назад +94

    Also talking more niche stands you can just nullify all attacks coming in your direction by using green green grass of home

    • @ThefifthBishopofGord
      @ThefifthBishopofGord 8 месяцев назад

      Additionally if by some reason you are killed Notorious B.I.G. manifests into the world.

    • @chicklucas6682
      @chicklucas6682 7 месяцев назад +2

      Also, Mandom, you can just revert time by 5 seconds, even if you DIED

    • @isnotbaldeagle4580
      @isnotbaldeagle4580 7 месяцев назад +2

      And heya+love train

    • @klinxium8627
      @klinxium8627 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@chicklucas6682 mandom doesnt even have a cooldown, ringo just limits his own power to make duels fair

    • @Xedlord
      @Xedlord 4 месяца назад +1

      @@klinxium8627 Yeah Mandom is basically Bites the Dust but way better because it has no limit.

  • @skeepodoop5197
    @skeepodoop5197 8 месяцев назад +111

    Sounds fun and all until you realize that Cheap Trick, Superfly, and The Milagro Man are a thing.
    Also nevermind, White Snake is just dumb like that lmao.

    • @skeepodoop5197
      @skeepodoop5197 8 месяцев назад +19

      Also wait... If you put Superfly in someone do they just instantly die because they are outside of the tower?

    • @mariofann9000
      @mariofann9000 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@skeepodoop5197 Since it's an object bound stand, if you put it in a person it'd probably be relatively useless, as they themselves would become the perimeter, so all that means is that if any living creatures entered you (Like a bug crawling into your mouth), it'd turn to metal upon trying exit your mouth. That's assuming the stand would even accept the person you put it in of course, it could be that it only let's objects use it.
      You'd probably need to put it in a something like a stadium, a house, a street, etc. For it to be effective for containing someone.

    • @senku2637
      @senku2637 8 месяцев назад +2

      Did you comment before even watching the video 💀

    • @sakura368
      @sakura368 8 месяцев назад

      @@mariofann9000 the stand user of super fly was a man, stuck in a transmission tower

    • @skeepodoop5197
      @skeepodoop5197 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@senku2637 Yes.

  • @caindain2179
    @caindain2179 8 месяцев назад +392

    Well shit- I guess cheap trick kills me

    • @TheMadManofEurope
      @TheMadManofEurope 8 месяцев назад +163

      Brother, just use White Snake to remove the stand.

    • @Axiruz
      @Axiruz 8 месяцев назад +132

      Bro did not watch the video 😭🙏

    • @spoopyd.8910
      @spoopyd.8910 8 месяцев назад +102

      Bro died before he could use White Snake. He got too excited and walked out

    • @funnybones98
      @funnybones98 8 месяцев назад

      @@spoopyd.8910GER

    • @josephrogers3666
      @josephrogers3666 8 месяцев назад +18

      Wonder of u exits you would be ok gives u enough time the white snake if cheap trick is not dead be fore u try that is

  • @frozenburrito2.087
    @frozenburrito2.087 8 месяцев назад +64

    7:07 as a single dude who has never been asked out, and literally got rejected by someone yesterday, I see this as an absolute win

    • @groggen2060
      @groggen2060 8 месяцев назад +2

      You tried to hit on my girl bro she rejects everyone

  • @Tech_Marauder
    @Tech_Marauder 8 месяцев назад +20

    Building custom LEGO with harvest would be nice, finding that one piece that you know you have but have no idea where it is happens like every 10 minutes.

  • @velgard.
    @velgard. 8 месяцев назад +44

    Every noble phantasm would be crazy

    • @Hendrik-ge7ei
      @Hendrik-ge7ei 8 месяцев назад +7

      So just gilgamesh?

    • @velgard.
      @velgard. 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@Hendrik-ge7ei gilgamesh does not have every noble phantasm

    • @Hendrik-ge7ei
      @Hendrik-ge7ei 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@velgard. at least every Material one which are I believe the Most powerful ones

    • @velgard.
      @velgard. 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Hendrik-ge7ei they arent the most powerful

    • @readthiscomment6748
      @readthiscomment6748 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​@Hendrik-ge7ei he just kinda throws them and their power is reduced by him not mastering them. But basically gilgamesh if he somehow mastered the weapons in his treasury and gained any non material ones.

  • @Tai-ch3xz
    @Tai-ch3xz 8 месяцев назад +114

    BUT YOU ARE STUCK IN A TRANSMISSION TOWER

    • @Ketsui.
      @Ketsui. 8 месяцев назад +46

      Did you watch the video? You can just remove Super Fly with Whitesnake

    • @sdekoning2100
      @sdekoning2100 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@Ketsui.Thats true, but Tai was joking

    • @RennHans
      @RennHans 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@sdekoning2100how do you know?

    • @Kingofthepirates-ix4we
      @Kingofthepirates-ix4we 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@RennHans he lives with him they are brothers

    • @luanlinhares1707
      @luanlinhares1707 7 месяцев назад +1

      Just use whitesnake to take off superfly

  • @MarbyLarby
    @MarbyLarby 8 месяцев назад +40

    Use Cream to be come a void ball and then Heavens door yourself and write that you know exactly where anything is. Boom!

    • @Jamlord2061
      @Jamlord2061 8 месяцев назад +2

      but you are not anything when inside cream so you know where everything other than you is, also what stops cream from falling through the earth or does it just levitate at variable heights

    • @diobrando8217
      @diobrando8217 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Jamlord2061 you can travel vertically in the void as we saw in the OVA

    • @sakura368
      @sakura368 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@Jamlord2061 cream defies gravity, as stands are shown to do

    • @crablord8499
      @crablord8499 7 месяцев назад

      Or just use Paisley Park to direct you around.

    • @emirlerdtm6774
      @emirlerdtm6774 4 месяца назад

      ​@@crablord8499Yeah that guy exists lmao

  • @m0rty161
    @m0rty161 8 месяцев назад +23

    7:37 cool sample text lol

  • @TunaKitty63
    @TunaKitty63 8 месяцев назад +8

    10:55 touhou mention, instant like

  • @patordeus
    @patordeus 8 месяцев назад +20

    Use Heavens Door to reprogram Wonder of U to only activate against those with negative intentions in their pursuit of you
    Edit: Matter of fact use it to reprogram all the stands that are bad due to how they activate.
    “I can now control cheap trick”
    “Superfly can tell friend from foe”

    • @jotasietesiete4397
      @jotasietesiete4397 7 месяцев назад +3

      That won't work. You can't use HD against CT. Rohan tried it

    • @patordeus
      @patordeus 7 месяцев назад

      @@jotasietesiete4397 He tried to use it ON cheap trick, I’m saying to use it on yourself to gain control over it.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 7 месяцев назад

      Just have it inactive when you don’t want it to kill

    • @emirlerdtm6774
      @emirlerdtm6774 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@patordeusUnfourtanately you cant use heavens door on yourself.

    • @PresidentGravy
      @PresidentGravy 4 месяца назад

      ​@@emirlerdtm6774In certain spin offs he can

  • @RTOmega
    @RTOmega 8 месяцев назад +47

    To be fair, unless someone like Rimuru, Hajun or a literal God-like being ACTUALY comes to whip you, you basicaly become unstopable on Earth and become a demigod.

    • @ShokyoLeaf
      @ShokyoLeaf 8 месяцев назад +6

      fr and if anything you can use tusk act 4 to just wipe them from any time line but honestly if your not abusing ur power crazy like i feel like rimuru wouldnt care, dont know about the rest lmao

    • @aprilfools9741
      @aprilfools9741 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@ShokyoLeaf Y'all are both wrong, over heaven is literally god powers, you control reality, you just will him out of existence no matter the "hacks"

    • @zacharyfewins8087
      @zacharyfewins8087 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@aprilfools9741over heaven isn’t canon, and therefore isn’t taken into consideration.

    • @incarnation_of_immortality3422
      @incarnation_of_immortality3422 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@zacharyfewins8087
      Did they specify that only CANNON Stan’s are allowed? They said every Stand in JoJo, that sound like The World Over Heaven to me.

    • @zacharyfewins8087
      @zacharyfewins8087 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@incarnation_of_immortality3422 He states in most if not all his relevant videos that non canon stands aren’t allowed. He usually gives the world over heaven as an example. I’m pretty sure he did it in this video, but I don’t have the time to go back and watch. I have never seen him actually take TWOH into account in this type of video.

  • @greatdevourskeleton7685
    @greatdevourskeleton7685 8 месяцев назад +9

    If I you had every stand one advantage you would get by accident is even if one stand is destroyed if we go by harvest rules, no damage will be don to you

    • @RennHans
      @RennHans 8 месяцев назад +1

      Good point

  • @Kool-Jay
    @Kool-Jay 8 месяцев назад +22

    I haven't even watched the video, but if you had every Stand you're just a calamity at that point. Although I'm stupid, Heaven's Door so this concept rocks.
    You have The Sun (actually with White Album too, you just straight up build a sauna with you as the source and have somebody run the place and make money), Cheap Trick, technically Superfly (but you may be trapped in it, you may not), Grateful Dead (you activate that and just body anybody within your vicinity so you're loving alone), Baby Face (...yeah don't use this), and the list goes on (also don't think Made in Heaven is a bane here, since you at least see what'll happen in the future).

    • @AveragePAFan
      @AveragePAFan Месяц назад

      you can also just use white snake to remove the stands that you don’t want

  • @CHIEWJUNYIMoe
    @CHIEWJUNYIMoe 8 месяцев назад +20

    Boy II Man+Heaven's Door first Heaven's Door writes "I will lost every game of rock paper scizor and you can beat every charecter

    • @sdekoning2100
      @sdekoning2100 8 месяцев назад +2

      Yo that would legit make Boy II Man useful. I mean I t would be kinda useful in real life but it relies on your ability to play rock paper scissors

    • @RennHans
      @RennHans 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@sdekoning2100 I mean, there is some skill involved in rock paper scissors. Just learn how to do it and then you could take any stand you want. If I hadn’t ability to get in peoples powers by beating him in rock paper scissors, I for sure would get better at rock paper scissors

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 8 месяцев назад

      I think “I will always play rock in every rock paper scissors game” is more realistic, since they don’t know what you will play, same end result.

    • @crablord8499
      @crablord8499 7 месяцев назад +1

      Or just use the Younger D’arby’s stand to soul read their choice ahead of time.

    • @dalcomaroni9837
      @dalcomaroni9837 6 месяцев назад

      @@crablord8499 you can't since it can only get the answers to yes/no questions

  • @rifleorcagames
    @rifleorcagames 2 месяца назад +2

    every stands huh......guys don't forget about the amount of discs white snake had collected that foo fighters were protecting........

  • @samueljackson5436
    @samueljackson5436 8 месяцев назад +15

    Also like, is this an amalgam stand or every single stand cause like. If it's every one then anyone trying to fight you is going to get jumped by like 15+ punch rushes

    • @smallboi1007
      @smallboi1007 8 месяцев назад +3

      *All of your stands taking turns beating up one guy*

  • @josephrogers3666
    @josephrogers3666 8 месяцев назад +8

    Just write in your self “will get hired “ 2:00

  • @gameboss600
    @gameboss600 8 месяцев назад +4

    aliens come to earth to kill you "ah you can use wonder of you you can use d4c " nah i can touch em shoes and blow up their entire alien ass like kira tried to do to josuke

  • @alltomorrowsfan
    @alltomorrowsfan 8 месяцев назад +44

    Sukuna uses his Anti-Stand technique he hasnt used since the heian era against You With Every Stand

    • @arkkon2740
      @arkkon2740 8 месяцев назад +11

      Too bad Sukuna can't bypass my "Cancer Sand" cursed technique that I acquired in 2023

    • @victorctct
      @victorctct 8 месяцев назад +7

      just create a Character that has a story in which they defeat sukuna and then use Bohemian Rhapsody, gg.

    • @alltomorrowsfan
      @alltomorrowsfan 8 месяцев назад

      @@victorctct it's an anti-stand technique. you just wouldnt be able to summon your stand

    • @jootersblaccat
      @jootersblaccat 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@alltomorrowsfan Write in yourself before the battle that you cannot have your stands turned off

    • @ThefifthBishopofGord
      @ThefifthBishopofGord 8 месяцев назад

      @@alltomorrowsfanBut what about Notorious B.I.G. It manifests into the world on the users death.

  • @jaydenpollard9955
    @jaydenpollard9955 7 месяцев назад +4

    "What would you do if you had all stands in JoJos bizzare adventures?"
    I would have all of the stands

  • @3chodraco
    @3chodraco 5 месяцев назад +1

    10:55 Friendly reminder that in Touhou there's a character with the ability to manipulate boundaries, as in she can manipulate EVERY kind of boundary. She's not even top 3 in strenght

  • @Syrius_Li
    @Syrius_Li 6 месяцев назад +1

    Moody Blues + Paisley Park + Heavens door= ultimate detective. Heaven doors is a little over kill but sometimes you’d need that

  • @sinofsanity6593
    @sinofsanity6593 8 месяцев назад +5

    Having wonder of U would be a nightmare if you ever want someone to approach you, it'll activate against them.
    You could try and remove wonder with white snake but that might count as pursuit and have calamity activate on white snake. It's one problematic stand you could never get rid of

  • @tedpair8219
    @tedpair8219 7 месяцев назад +5

    Other combinations.
    Strength/Wheel of Fortune + High Priestess.
    Heavy Weather + Catch the Rainbow
    20th Century Boy + Love Deluxe.

    • @DyingForPie
      @DyingForPie 7 месяцев назад

      20th century boy + sheer heart attack

  • @RedShadowAMV
    @RedShadowAMV 8 месяцев назад +21

    I would be really fucking down to come back to the requiem series btw

  • @LudovicoPetroleumScallywagVII
    @LudovicoPetroleumScallywagVII 7 месяцев назад +2

    Kraftwerk + Killer Queen alone just lets anything become a high velocity explosive projectile

  • @jonathanschmitt5762
    @jonathanschmitt5762 8 месяцев назад +4

    2:35 Do not underestimate pickel jars, hard plastic bottles etc.

  • @gabrielsalahi3656
    @gabrielsalahi3656 8 месяцев назад +3

    Literally just “Cream” and “TheWorld” is ALL you need to be unstoppable

  • @vuelle9816
    @vuelle9816 8 месяцев назад +5

    The only other thing on that list I think could compete in terms of powerscaling is every negation ability.
    Just with the two main character negations, undead and unluck, you’re immediately unbeatable. Touch a guy, they slip on a banana peel.
    Not to mention they don’t even know you exist, with the power of unknown. Other than those, there’s:
    1. Unjustice, reverses someone’s idea of justice, making them act against their own beliefs.
    2. Unrepair, making it so that any wound you inflict won’t heal unless you die.
    3. Unavoidable, making your attacks always hit.
    4. Unmove, anyone you look at cannot move
    5. Unchange, anything you choose will remain the same no matter the duration or infliction
    All of these are in the first season of the anime, and while I haven’t read the manga, I know there’s going to be more insanely busted negators out there. Like, having every negative ability means negating anything. It’s basically a more overpowered version of GER, and more, while also being literally unkillable.
    Edit: I didn’t even think of it until now, but “unbeatable” is a perfectly valid negation ability that could exist in the undeadXunluck canon
    I won’t get into the daily life perks of this, since it would honestly suck.

  • @furkanspider2613
    @furkanspider2613 8 месяцев назад +2

    I would just occasionally stop time, slap my friends, laugh a bit and than time would go on again. Would be the funniest prank of all time(literally of all time).

  • @ChunkyChungus
    @ChunkyChungus 8 месяцев назад +5

    As of right now i think that the power of every stand on one person is thebstringest in fiction. You basically have an answer to every kind of opponent.
    And yes, please do a Magicians Red Requiem video, its such an underestimated stand

    • @kandyerzy
      @kandyerzy 8 месяцев назад

      Requiem is inner desire, the abilities which the user obtains are based on their true inner subconscious desire so if Abdul were to obtain the requiem arrow in part 3 against vanilla ice he would get abilities which would correspond to his inner desire

    • @ChunkyChungus
      @ChunkyChungus 8 месяцев назад

      @@kandyerzy I'm aware of that, it just depends on when he obtains the arrow.
      And also, it's just nice to see these underestimated characters and stands getting some attention

  • @arkohnlock4409
    @arkohnlock4409 7 месяцев назад +1

    And don’t forget that…. Only stand users can see stands. So you almost always have the element of surprise going for you in any given fight

  • @samaslim9340
    @samaslim9340 8 месяцев назад +3

    I feel like that if you would have all the stands they would evolve into some multiverse level being and it would basicaly turn you into doctor manhatan with the world overheaven so you could do everything everywhere all at once but you would probably not give a shit about anything

  • @captain.snowman4769
    @captain.snowman4769 8 месяцев назад +1

    A big one I think in terms of just pure control is jailhouse lock, that stand is insane for fights, you have way to many abilities for an opponent to remember

  • @BoiGamer124
    @BoiGamer124 8 месяцев назад +2

    Yo, a video on Magicians Red Requiem would be sick! I'd honestly love to see more from that Requiem series in general.

  • @ramdomthom3636
    @ramdomthom3636 7 месяцев назад +1

    scary monster + golden expirit(life hability) + d4c + bad company + limpbliksquit = an entire army

  • @sneakyfloats
    @sneakyfloats 8 месяцев назад +2

    magician's red requiem video would be fi- epic but I also love your buffing stands videos you used to do

  • @blademasterzero
    @blademasterzero 8 месяцев назад +4

    Ignoring special abilities just having like 1-2 hundred ghosts you can control at once that can beat the shit out of anything with force would be absolutely insane. If the world can pick up and carry a road roller then you could be able to pick up and move several buildings all at once. Hell just pick up your house with them and fly around with it. Stands can float right? I don’t remember

    • @timmyman9677
      @timmyman9677 8 месяцев назад

      I wonder why more people don't Fly in JoJo? Stands do float so just have it hover behind you and lift you up, or piggyback off of it.

    • @crablord8499
      @crablord8499 7 месяцев назад +1

      I mean, with Enigma, you could just turn your house into a piece of paper and carry it around yourself.

    • @pipeta666
      @pipeta666 7 месяцев назад

      How do you make a house scared?​@@crablord8499

  • @accelerator2.014
    @accelerator2.014 8 месяцев назад +1

    Somethings I'm thinking about
    Say somehow someone manages to get past WoU, past ger, past everything and gets a killing attack on you, if you use d4c to transfer to a new body would every other stand transfer as well? Could you write on yourself with heavens door "I will never age" basically making you immortal or "I know how to use every stand I have to its fullest potential" or let's say we are in a base universe like sbr, can we write "I know the location of every corpse part" and if you get every part to activate love train will it's ability change based on the stand you have activated when you use love train, like d4c: LT created a small pocket dimension FV could hide in which redirected misfortune, if you activated LT with say Star plat would any attack that lands on you freeze in time without SP actually stopping time or with king crimson would any attack skip time and skip through you without you actually getting hit or even WoU Would activating love train increase the potency of calamity to where even the thought of pursuing you make the person instantly die, also I'm guessing you could do this with heavens door but let's say you write "I can infinitely stop time with the world and star platinum and resume time whenever I want "then if they somehow get past WoU and calamity you just infinitely stop time and take like 4 hours just cutting their limbs off and closing the wounds so they don't die then when you resume time they just fall becoming a nugget

  • @teamhydrangeaP404
    @teamhydrangeaP404 2 месяца назад

    You brought up Heavens Door then I heard Library of the Ancients in the background, first off, I'm happy to see a JoJo fan interested in FFV/Any Final Fantasy for that matter, and YOU GENIUS!!!

  • @Jaogo
    @Jaogo 4 месяца назад

    I imagine someone with anger issues not getting their way so they just use killer queen to go back in time and remove the effect

  • @luanlinhares1707
    @luanlinhares1707 7 месяцев назад +2

    Not only wonder of u,but also having love train(infinite luck and any attacks from you are lethal). Ball breker, tusk act 4 and go beyond can bypass any defense, the world and star platinum can stop time,GER make you imortal,SCR make the oponent soul attack himself if he tries to attack you,cream desintegrate matter, Hanged man ignores defense and you can do anything to hurt it. Its just too much

    • @luanlinhares1707
      @luanlinhares1707 7 месяцев назад

      Wait,there is more
      You have green green grass of home,almost the same as gojo's infinity
      D4C not only can make you one shot other ppl by bringuing their other dimention version,but you can bring out clones of yourself with the same capabilities(part 7 says there is only one D4C in all dimentions,thats why there are infinite valentines and only one D4C,but we seen that other universed still have similsr stands(killer queen from part 4 and 8). Meaning you could bring out other versions of yourself,that are all also stand users. Let them kill themselfs,fuck it. Notorious B.I.G activates(since they have it too) and now you have an army of automatic imortal power growing stands that ll track your enemy if they move too fast

    • @DyingForPie
      @DyingForPie 7 месяцев назад

      Imagine trying to hit someone with Love Train, Green Green Grass of Home, GER, 20th Century Boy, Highway to Hell, And Wonder of U

  • @austinkuchar7125
    @austinkuchar7125 8 месяцев назад +3

    The power simply of every single stand. Would make anyone a force of massive proportions! Plus with all of these Bad Stands in disc form can’t you just use heavens door to rewrite how the stands work?

  • @darkAwesome100
    @darkAwesome100 7 месяцев назад +1

    You know, my favorite stand is pearl jam. I respect the guy who just says "I'm gonna use my incredible ability to just make the best food i can :]

  • @Nyan_nii
    @Nyan_nii 6 месяцев назад +1

    what about that stand in part 6 where you can make anything from drawings to life? As long as you use heavens door to make yourself good at drawing you can make anything
    like how they drew a charecter who's ability was to sweep up and put back all charecters to defeat the stand user.

  • @CapeTownCobra
    @CapeTownCobra 8 месяцев назад +2

    your voice sounds like someone trying to give a presentation while knowing and not knowing what they are talking about W video

  • @anthonymcgill473
    @anthonymcgill473 8 месяцев назад +3

    lol I was gonna ask if you'd ever do a vid on how powerful the composite JoJo villain (or JoFoe) would be, but I guess this would go beyond that

  • @dghr9041
    @dghr9041 8 месяцев назад +1

    Every stand ever just gives you the plot armor of a isekei protag ALSO Bohemian Rapsody. If including non cannon TWOH

  • @michaelsong3733
    @michaelsong3733 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Toe-whoo"
    ...going to ignore that. But talking about that universe we have:
    Fate Manipulation, Time Manipulation far better then Star Platinum/The World and maybe King Crimson that also comes with space manipulation, the abillity to destroy absolutely anything by squeezing your hand, "floating out of reality", the abillity to manipulate the borders of anything (including fantasty), the abillity to make sure you WILL die, general magical abillities, Miracle Manipulation, more or less being a walking nuculear bomb,
    ...yeah. Yeah "Toe-Whoo" is pretty OP.

  • @Mana-ray635
    @Mana-ray635 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm gonna tusk Act 4 and Gold experience requiem anyone who cut me in line at Taco Bell. Also, imagine how big of a menace you could be. I'd Frisbee all the bad stand discs into a crowd and just see who it hits

  • @wyrahat
    @wyrahat 8 месяцев назад +1

    we know rohan can write on himself because he still met his deadlinles during part 6

  • @owenbridgers
    @owenbridgers 8 месяцев назад +3

    Milagro Man + White snake is an Infinite money glitch

  • @FodderAccount-kv9cx
    @FodderAccount-kv9cx 8 месяцев назад +2

    Having every stands and losing against fate is pretty funny ngl

  • @python1972
    @python1972 7 месяцев назад

    The ability to instantly take apart like..your car with Harvest, fix the issue and immediately repair it with crazy diamond.
    or like swap out computer parts, clean your pc or console, take apart a desk or a bed because you're moving house... all to then immediately and perfectly repair it is a godlike ability.

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 8 месяцев назад +42

    You can have all the Quirks from MHA, and a Saibaman can still probably one-shot you.

    • @warnux7695
      @warnux7695 8 месяцев назад

      One mf can use black holes
      Other one can turn his skin to steel another one can be integable mirio

    • @LegendOfTheFLame393
      @LegendOfTheFLame393 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@warnux7695I mean if your power level is high enough black holes and all that don't really matter without ki they can get folded unless you naturally have resistance to things like that like some races in dragon Ball

    • @ThanosSkarmi
      @ThanosSkarmi 8 месяцев назад

      Right i can already see it
      A quirk that leaves you brain dead and paralysed completely
      How useful

    • @RennHans
      @RennHans 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@warnux7695not actual black holes. Just an immense crushing force. Unless you are trying to tell me that they are not only planetary but solar system, level character.

    • @maritofuentes4690
      @maritofuentes4690 8 месяцев назад

      What about the usj nomu super regeneration?
      Or kurogiri ability to be a fucking cloud, or the movies guy ability to deflect, or the two different quirk to make your skin more resistant? What about tiger pliable body that would allow you to easily escape the hold, or that one shie hassakai who makes shields? Or that one student who can turn people into meatballs? Or the guy who shoots knives from his chest? If swords work on namek Frieza they would certainly work on a saibaman
      You really didn't think this trough chief

  • @EnbyNomad
    @EnbyNomad 8 месяцев назад +1

    Not even mentioning TWOH literally just making you a god. But I think we know the real strongest stand is YoYo Ma.

  • @bradycicchini6994
    @bradycicchini6994 6 месяцев назад

    7:07 For getting a relationship without triggering Calamity: Write (Your Patner Will Not be Effected by Calamity) onto WOU

  • @Zettai_gema
    @Zettai_gema 4 месяца назад

    2:55 You are wrong about something. When the universe reset in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, it seems that Jotaro and Jolyne had to be replaced by alternate versions due to their deaths. Since they were no longer alive, their counterparts in the new universe were essentially "new" people who just happened to look similar, but with different names and possibly lives.
    For characters like Joseph, who was still alive, they would just transition into the new universe without needing replacements, since they weren’t killed in the original timeline. And yes, Joseph’s ability to survive so many dangerous situations and live into old age is just one of the wild aspects of his character-almost like his real Stand ability is staying alive no matter what!

  • @CassiusSharp
    @CassiusSharp 5 месяцев назад

    Not to mention precision is basically thrown out the window. soft and wet go beyond’s bubbles can’t be precisely aimed or controlled, so Yasuo uses Paisley Park to help them reach their intended destination me, and you can use the stand to make sure you always take your target.

  • @Mythodyn
    @Mythodyn 8 месяцев назад +1

    Upon being endowed with all stands you immediately turn into metal because you are outside the structure of Superfly.

    • @chocolatebar6785
      @chocolatebar6785 8 месяцев назад

      superfly is the stand of the tower
      it would just mean anyone who’s inside of you will turn into metal

    • @ManImSad
      @ManImSad 8 месяцев назад

      You turn into a zombie ghost cause of limp bizkit and at that point you can turn yourself back to life using any of your 12 ways

  • @Vaishnavi_875
    @Vaishnavi_875 7 месяцев назад

    2:19 why was that so relatable tho😭😭

  • @neergkniht5195
    @neergkniht5195 8 месяцев назад +1

    List of stand combinations I can think of.
    1. Echoes act 3 and Green Day
    2. Love deluxe and killer queen first bomb
    3. Harvest carrying bastet
    4. Killer queens first bomb with sxx pistols
    5. Justice and Harvest
    6. Crazy diamond with Anubis sword
    7. Silver chariot with soft machine
    8. The sun stand and grateful dead
    9. White-snake sleep power and death 13
    10. Foo fighters and aqua necklace or Geb
    11. The lock and civil war
    12. Aqua necklace and Clash
    13. Stone free and Echoes act 2
    14. Wheel of fortune and Crazy diamond
    15. Yellow temperance and magicians red or white album
    16.Kraft works and Diver down. the release energy part
    17. Weather report and catch the rainbow 🌈
    18. The lovers and purple haze
    19. Tattoo you or Mandom with Highway to heck (the worst stand) (even cheap trick)
    20. Star platinum and tusk act 2-4
    21. D4c and super fly
    22. Hierophant green and yo yo ma (for puppet control reasons) no one will deflect the emerald splash with acid mosquitoes!
    23. Talking mouth and little feet with the lovers
    24. C-moon and planet waves
    25. Geb or weather report and hanged man
    26. Heavens door and moody blues
    Any ideas?

    • @WJF441
      @WJF441 8 месяцев назад +2

      Cmoon + Green Day and The Sun + Grateful Dead sound so evil it’s hilarious 💀

  • @zacharysimmonds7133
    @zacharysimmonds7133 7 месяцев назад +1

    All you need wonder of u and Heaven's Door because you can write in them can't attack you without pursuing you

  • @theauditor3224
    @theauditor3224 8 месяцев назад

    I'm pretty sure Rohan can write on himself. When cheap trick came to him. it became his stand. When he attacked it. it attacked him

  • @ThrooblyGoop
    @ThrooblyGoop Месяц назад

    Even if you couldn't write in yourself with heaven's door, you could still use whitesnake to give someone heaven's door and command them to write it into you. we see multiple times how pucci uses whitesnake to manipulate others, so you could use this example, and then take heaven's door back afterwards i guess.

  • @claudev7702
    @claudev7702 8 месяцев назад +1

    Every stand meaning that with D4C and white snake you can give a infinite number of yourself any stand that you want just to have a number advantage
    So instead of removing cheap trick ill just give to another one of me just for the hell of it

  • @sloppingfish946
    @sloppingfish946 8 месяцев назад

    the sun plus the one that makes you old would be an amazing combo

  • @camocazie8578
    @camocazie8578 7 месяцев назад

    I feel like he forgot Green, Green grass of home can negate any attack or enemy trying to rush up on you, it infinitely shrinks anything that gets near you that the stand or user sees as a threat, and it’s automatic, not to mention the stand is semi sentient

  • @erickck240
    @erickck240 7 месяцев назад +1

    You think Cheap Trick and that other stand that looks like it would become friends and he would convince Cheap Trick to stop or something?

  • @Churd_
    @Churd_ 8 месяцев назад

    You basically have domain over everything, you become totally invincible, unless you can’t use release the full stand library at once

  • @MatterOrNot
    @MatterOrNot 7 месяцев назад

    If I was able to have all stands IRL I would want people to be able to see it. Just imagine someone confronts you and you summon hundreds of gostly figures with different colors, heights, body shapes.

  • @mr.jitterspam9552
    @mr.jitterspam9552 7 месяцев назад

    3:15 d4c will keep you in the same coords as the base world...

  • @supersmiley5587
    @supersmiley5587 8 месяцев назад

    So basicly: if heavens door writes:"i have every existing stand" you will become the one and only, kars

  • @limeperson3847
    @limeperson3847 8 месяцев назад +1

    What about Anubis?
    When someone picks up Anubis, they become its new stand user just like how Rohan became Cheap Trick's stand user, so when you become the user of all stands, you are immediately possessed by Anubis. You don't have the time to remove it with white snake if you had no free will in the first place.
    Counterpoint 1: If I remember correctly (its been a while), Anubis was loyal to its original user, the creator of the sword, so if you are Anubis' original user, it does not possess you.
    Counterpoint 2: White Snake is sentient. As we saw with that one time another sentient stand disobeyed its user's command, when Sex Pistols stole a sandwich after Mista explicitly told them not to, White Snake may be able to do the same against Anubis' command not to remove it. Yet again, my memory is not 100% reliable on how that situation with the sandwich went, and I am not about to find and rewatch the episode for stupid youtube comment.
    Conclusion: The question of what you can do with every stand depends on whether Anubis is loyal or not or on whether white snake is capable of disobeying Anubis.
    Side Note: Also, what about that one time where Pucci threw a stand disc into a frog and it immediately exploded. I wouldn't want to have that stand, White Snake or not. Though, I suppose that poses the question of how the hell Pucci managed to steal or even find that stand in the first place.

  • @motorcycleman115
    @motorcycleman115 7 месяцев назад +1

    If you had gold experience and black sabbath (assuming black sabbath/you also had the arrow), you could make as many stand users abilities as you want. Which means you have all types of stands possible, which just may be broken enough to make characters like dante, superman, dr doom, Kratos, etc look weak in comparison

    • @Bensen555
      @Bensen555 3 месяца назад +1

      use Kiss to duplicate the arrow multiple times and upgrade every stand to requiem.

  • @wibbleywobbli2071
    @wibbleywobbli2071 8 месяцев назад

    I just imagine summoning an army of buff ghosts at any inconvenience

  • @spacekillrexe4685
    @spacekillrexe4685 8 месяцев назад +1

    I imagine just all the stands just start talking to each other when your not in battle bruh they like cross there arms and just talk and wonder of U would be like teacher bruh Of history and science

  • @lolkipiemand1871
    @lolkipiemand1871 6 месяцев назад +1

    dont forget piggy back and that curse from part 8

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 8 месяцев назад

    Hamon with hermit purple alone to extend your life and virility is insane and add the ability to control literally every direction of time you’re busted to hell

    • @grapz2245
      @grapz2245 7 месяцев назад

      Hamon is not an ability of Hermit Purple. Hamon is a learned skill.

  • @WindWerehog
    @WindWerehog 14 дней назад

    this is supposing the boiling water stand isn't automatic, because if it is, you'd be dying a painful death, since most of our body is made of water.

  • @DanTheMan-ck4vh
    @DanTheMan-ck4vh 7 месяцев назад +1

    SUOMI MAINITTU!!!

  • @leonardocoutomaciel4997
    @leonardocoutomaciel4997 7 месяцев назад

    I came here with expections of clever uses of stand combos, and was met with the rambling of a man saying stuff on top of stuff

  • @Reppen555
    @Reppen555 8 месяцев назад +1

    Well you know there is a stand that's literally immortal even if the user dies. aka Notorious B.I.G
    so even if I where to die with every stand the world would still have to deal with notorious big XD

  • @bahmot9501
    @bahmot9501 8 месяцев назад

    And if you need plot armor or the power of friendship or something like that; You have Hey Ya! to give you infinite pep talks.

  • @snapeinvader
    @snapeinvader 6 месяцев назад

    You could earn a lot of money with stands anyway, no need to steal.
    Star platinum could help you become a top tier baseball player/any kind of sports player.

  • @nerdcuddles7731
    @nerdcuddles7731 8 месяцев назад +1

    I dare you to do a video on my character who has a stand-like ability in my setting that has a stand-like power system, I have a short story mostly complete and I can give explanations on how the power system works.

  • @krysert4552
    @krysert4552 8 месяцев назад

    3:20... Umm take this with little salt from me since i read part 7 like 3 years ago but i think you need to be close to your location to switch with yourself meaning that this would not work for travel

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector 8 месяцев назад

    I probably would be torn apart from all of the different influences, especially if I am not the "ender" type.

  • @remixtheidiot5771
    @remixtheidiot5771 8 месяцев назад

    to answer the question very succinctly, and yeah, the video points this out too: with all the stands, you would most likely just use like 2 or 3 stands among your repertoire and ignore the rest. maybe try to delete the self harming ones first once you shoot yourself with the super mega requiem arrow or something i guess and then fate will genuinely be your slave at that point.
    me personally, i think i would just use Harvest a lot so i can be the laziest person in the world.

  • @amymialee
    @amymialee 8 месяцев назад

    White Snake makes Milagro Man pretty good, you could generate money and then deposit it while it's deactivated.
    Or ynow, Cream plus any remote ability like Sheer Heart Attack.