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  • @Yelocob
    @Yelocob Месяц назад +978

    Alternative title: What if Novel Kars was canon?

  • @driptoise5795
    @driptoise5795 Месяц назад +840

    Gojo: “Nah I’d win” me: Za star over sticky sex experience heaven emerald hand and then a 100 other words

    • @meg0ros300
      @meg0ros300 Месяц назад

      Za star over sticky sex experience is probably to mentally kill someone by simply saying it from the sheer terror of what it *could* mean for them

    • @Zyrdrakyll
      @Zyrdrakyll Месяц назад

      Sticky sex experience 💀

    • @Ketsui.
      @Ketsui. Месяц назад +215

      "sex experience" is crazy

    • @tymonwieczorek6052
      @tymonwieczorek6052 Месяц назад

      "sticky sex experience" 💀

    • @Namewriter
      @Namewriter Месяц назад +64

      Requiem

  • @aceofconquest5745
    @aceofconquest5745 Месяц назад +494

    Magician's Red Requiem

  • @thelivingglitch1371
    @thelivingglitch1371 Месяц назад +210

    This is just the physical form of plot armor.

    • @Purplest_
      @Purplest_ Месяц назад +2

      That would be the light novels lol

    • @ThatPenguin
      @ThatPenguin Месяц назад +1

      not plot armor if there is absolutely nothing that could be done

  • @ryninja5788
    @ryninja5788 Месяц назад +182

    I think a more interesting question is having every jojo stand *in one stand*. That way you can’t just take away the bad ones and have to actually find ways to work around their detrimental effects

    • @Zetact_
      @Zetact_ Месяц назад +39

      You could perhaps argue that since Whitesnake is a Stand that is self-aware and has its own personality, it would directly clash with WoU since trying to remove your harmful Stands would still count as a separate being "pursuing" you.

    • @ryninja5788
      @ryninja5788 Месяц назад +19

      @@Zetact_ that could be the case, but it depends on if all stand abilities are active at the same time or if you can choose when one would be active or not.

    • @arkkon2740
      @arkkon2740 Месяц назад +16

      I mean if you really consider it, if Pucci can remove his eyesight, hold a physical bone in a disk, and take out entire stands, then I feel like a single stand ability can be locked away by it as well. Even if its just the ability, Heavy Weather was basically inside of WR's memory disk and its kinda the same thing

    • @kanderten2112
      @kanderten2112 Месяц назад

      ​@@Zetact_white snake is not a sentient stand

    • @ultimazilla9814
      @ultimazilla9814 Месяц назад

      So you just die if someone looks at your back.

  • @simonkisielewski3327
    @simonkisielewski3327 Месяц назад +282

    6:25 the wonder of you wouldn't be even needed, bites the dust would easily take care of anyone learning your name to begin WITH

    • @velgard.
      @velgard. Месяц назад +45

      Imagine just controlling a very influencial person and just have them say your name on tv

    • @authorbat5562
      @authorbat5562 Месяц назад +19

      @@velgard. Click

    • @anotherone1680
      @anotherone1680 Месяц назад

      Wonder of u can manipulate you to always be murdered By Bites the dust

    • @VariouslyCommon
      @VariouslyCommon Месяц назад +12

      @@authorbat5562 *Boom*

    • @lvadimass
      @lvadimass Месяц назад

      @@velgard. the problem with that is after time loops people still explode, so you basically kill everyone that sees it, that's why wonder of u is better, course unless you do want to kill everyone

  • @Reppen555
    @Reppen555 Месяц назад +65

    So "Wonder of You" basically throws any bullshit the opponent uses back at the opponent. The the ultimate Uno reverse Stand.

    • @Jamlord2061
      @Jamlord2061 Месяц назад +4

      isn’t wonder of you final destination the stand

    • @timmyman9677
      @timmyman9677 Месяц назад

      Not exactly, though there are Stands like that. Wonder of You Causes Calamatous events to transpire around someone who is pursuing, or even thinking about the Stands User. In simple terms, everything and anything on earth, living or non, is out to get you, and all that stuff becomes way more deadly. Rain becomes like bullets, a person's touch can break your bones, tripping can kill you, everyday objects and accidents are attracted to you, and just seeing the User can give you Cancer.

    • @mrcrazybozo2450
      @mrcrazybozo2450 Месяц назад +3

      basically Murphy’s Law as a stand

    • @bloodwolf2002
      @bloodwolf2002 Месяц назад

      ​@@Jamlord2061yes

  • @frozenburrito2.087
    @frozenburrito2.087 Месяц назад +59

    7:07 as a single dude who has never been asked out, and literally got rejected by someone yesterday, I see this as an absolute win

    • @groggen2060
      @groggen2060 Месяц назад +2

      You tried to hit on my girl bro she rejects everyone

  • @caindain2179
    @caindain2179 Месяц назад +372

    Well shit- I guess cheap trick kills me

    • @TheMadManofEurope
      @TheMadManofEurope Месяц назад +155

      Brother, just use White Snake to remove the stand.

    • @Axiruz
      @Axiruz Месяц назад +123

      Bro did not watch the video 😭🙏

    • @spoopyd.8910
      @spoopyd.8910 Месяц назад +92

      Bro died before he could use White Snake. He got too excited and walked out

    • @funnybones98
      @funnybones98 Месяц назад

      @@spoopyd.8910GER

    • @josephrogers3666
      @josephrogers3666 Месяц назад +15

      Wonder of u exits you would be ok gives u enough time the white snake if cheap trick is not dead be fore u try that is

  • @skeepodoop5197
    @skeepodoop5197 Месяц назад +86

    Sounds fun and all until you realize that Cheap Trick, Superfly, and The Milagro Man are a thing.
    Also nevermind, White Snake is just dumb like that lmao.

    • @skeepodoop5197
      @skeepodoop5197 Месяц назад +15

      Also wait... If you put Superfly in someone do they just instantly die because they are outside of the tower?

    • @mariofann9000
      @mariofann9000 Месяц назад +15

      @@skeepodoop5197 Since it's an object bound stand, if you put it in a person it'd probably be relatively useless, as they themselves would become the perimeter, so all that means is that if any living creatures entered you (Like a bug crawling into your mouth), it'd turn to metal upon trying exit your mouth. That's assuming the stand would even accept the person you put it in of course, it could be that it only let's objects use it.
      You'd probably need to put it in a something like a stadium, a house, a street, etc. For it to be effective for containing someone.

    • @senku2637
      @senku2637 Месяц назад +2

      Did you comment before even watching the video 💀

    • @sakura368
      @sakura368 Месяц назад

      @@mariofann9000 the stand user of super fly was a man, stuck in a transmission tower

    • @skeepodoop5197
      @skeepodoop5197 Месяц назад +1

      @@senku2637 Yes.

  • @Alecations
    @Alecations Месяц назад +18

    GER+WOU+Love Train+Cheap Trick+Bites the Dust+King Crimson+blue hawaii=the multiverse has become a hellish bethesda game where everyone is dying and respawning on top of each other and splitting infinite dimensions into infinite directions. I think.

  • @VannMunson
    @VannMunson Месяц назад +29

    Man stacking defensive/ automatic stands is just busted. Good luck getting past Wonder of U, Green Green Grass of Home, C-Moon, Kraftwerk, Love Train, King Crimson, Bites the Dust, White Album, Cream, The World, Chariot Requiem, Gold Experience Requiem, Green Day, and all the other bs you can throw out. Even if someone could kill you, here comes D4C and Notorious B.I.G. to ruin your day.

    • @tailpig6417
      @tailpig6417 Месяц назад +1

      Well, there's also 20th Century Boy as a last resort

    • @daisy12pinkanime85
      @daisy12pinkanime85 29 дней назад +1

      Don't you have to die in order for Notorious B.I.G. to activate?

    • @tailpig6417
      @tailpig6417 29 дней назад +1

      @@daisy12pinkanime85 Carne activated it moments before dying. I headcanon that it is usable without dying and is still capable of absorbing kinetic energy, but it won't be as unstoppable with a living user

    • @VannMunson
      @VannMunson 29 дней назад +2

      @@daisy12pinkanime85 Yeah, but my point was that even if you could somehow lose, this stand will come out to try to take your opponent down with you.

    • @MrBoo703
      @MrBoo703 12 дней назад +1

      ​@@VannMunsonTo be fair, if someone is strong enough to kill a guy with every stand, Notorious Big wouldn't be a problem at all

  • @RTOmega
    @RTOmega Месяц назад +36

    To be fair, unless someone like Rimuru, Hajun or a literal God-like being ACTUALY comes to whip you, you basicaly become unstopable on Earth and become a demigod.

    • @ShokyoLeaf
      @ShokyoLeaf Месяц назад +4

      fr and if anything you can use tusk act 4 to just wipe them from any time line but honestly if your not abusing ur power crazy like i feel like rimuru wouldnt care, dont know about the rest lmao

    • @aprilfools9741
      @aprilfools9741 26 дней назад +1

      @@ShokyoLeaf Y'all are both wrong, over heaven is literally god powers, you control reality, you just will him out of existence no matter the "hacks"

    • @zacharyfewins8087
      @zacharyfewins8087 25 дней назад +2

      @@aprilfools9741over heaven isn’t canon, and therefore isn’t taken into consideration.

    • @incarnation_of_immortality3422
      @incarnation_of_immortality3422 20 дней назад

      @@zacharyfewins8087
      Did they specify that only CANNON Stan’s are allowed? They said every Stand in JoJo, that sound like The World Over Heaven to me.

    • @zacharyfewins8087
      @zacharyfewins8087 20 дней назад +2

      @@incarnation_of_immortality3422 He states in most if not all his relevant videos that non canon stands aren’t allowed. He usually gives the world over heaven as an example. I’m pretty sure he did it in this video, but I don’t have the time to go back and watch. I have never seen him actually take TWOH into account in this type of video.

  • @simonkisielewski3327
    @simonkisielewski3327 Месяц назад +83

    Also talking more niche stands you can just nullify all attacks coming in your direction by using green green grass of home

    • @ThefifthBishopofGord
      @ThefifthBishopofGord Месяц назад

      Additionally if by some reason you are killed Notorious B.I.G. manifests into the world.

    • @chicklucas6682
      @chicklucas6682 Месяц назад +1

      Also, Mandom, you can just revert time by 5 seconds, even if you DIED

    • @isnotbaldeagle4580
      @isnotbaldeagle4580 26 дней назад +1

      And heya+love train

  • @MarbyLarby
    @MarbyLarby Месяц назад +32

    Use Cream to be come a void ball and then Heavens door yourself and write that you know exactly where anything is. Boom!

    • @Jamlord2061
      @Jamlord2061 Месяц назад +1

      but you are not anything when inside cream so you know where everything other than you is, also what stops cream from falling through the earth or does it just levitate at variable heights

    • @diobrando8217
      @diobrando8217 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@Jamlord2061 you can travel vertically in the void as we saw in the OVA

    • @sakura368
      @sakura368 Месяц назад +4

      @@Jamlord2061 cream defies gravity, as stands are shown to do

    • @crablord8499
      @crablord8499 Месяц назад

      Or just use Paisley Park to direct you around.

  • @Tech_Marauder
    @Tech_Marauder Месяц назад +16

    Building custom LEGO with harvest would be nice, finding that one piece that you know you have but have no idea where it is happens like every 10 minutes.

  • @CrimKing161
    @CrimKing161 Месяц назад +20

    7:37 cool sample text lol

  • @velgard.
    @velgard. Месяц назад +42

    Every noble phantasm would be crazy

    • @Hendrik-ge7ei
      @Hendrik-ge7ei Месяц назад +6

      So just gilgamesh?

    • @velgard.
      @velgard. Месяц назад +4

      @@Hendrik-ge7ei gilgamesh does not have every noble phantasm

    • @Hendrik-ge7ei
      @Hendrik-ge7ei Месяц назад +3

      @@velgard. at least every Material one which are I believe the Most powerful ones

    • @velgard.
      @velgard. Месяц назад +1

      @@Hendrik-ge7ei they arent the most powerful

    • @readthiscomment6748
      @readthiscomment6748 Месяц назад +8

      ​@Hendrik-ge7ei he just kinda throws them and their power is reduced by him not mastering them. But basically gilgamesh if he somehow mastered the weapons in his treasury and gained any non material ones.

  • @Kool-Jay
    @Kool-Jay Месяц назад +18

    I haven't even watched the video, but if you had every Stand you're just a calamity at that point. Although I'm stupid, Heaven's Door so this concept rocks.
    You have The Sun (actually with White Album too, you just straight up build a sauna with you as the source and have somebody run the place and make money), Cheap Trick, technically Superfly (but you may be trapped in it, you may not), Grateful Dead (you activate that and just body anybody within your vicinity so you're loving alone), Baby Face (...yeah don't use this), and the list goes on (also don't think Made in Heaven is a bane here, since you at least see what'll happen in the future).

  • @alltomorrowsfan
    @alltomorrowsfan Месяц назад +41

    Sukuna uses his Anti-Stand technique he hasnt used since the heian era against You With Every Stand

    • @arkkon2740
      @arkkon2740 Месяц назад +10

      Too bad Sukuna can't bypass my "Cancer Sand" cursed technique that I acquired in 2023

    • @victorctct
      @victorctct Месяц назад +6

      just create a Character that has a story in which they defeat sukuna and then use Bohemian Rhapsody, gg.

    • @alltomorrowsfan
      @alltomorrowsfan Месяц назад

      @@victorctct it's an anti-stand technique. you just wouldnt be able to summon your stand

    • @jootersblaccat
      @jootersblaccat Месяц назад

      @@alltomorrowsfan Write in yourself before the battle that you cannot have your stands turned off

    • @ThefifthBishopofGord
      @ThefifthBishopofGord Месяц назад

      @@alltomorrowsfanBut what about Notorious B.I.G. It manifests into the world on the users death.

  • @Tai-ch3xz
    @Tai-ch3xz Месяц назад +105

    BUT YOU ARE STUCK IN A TRANSMISSION TOWER

    • @Ketsui.
      @Ketsui. Месяц назад +38

      Did you watch the video? You can just remove Super Fly with Whitesnake

    • @sdekoning2100
      @sdekoning2100 Месяц назад +5

      @@Ketsui.Thats true, but Tai was joking

    • @RennHans
      @RennHans Месяц назад +2

      @@sdekoning2100how do you know?

    • @Kingofthepirates-ix4we
      @Kingofthepirates-ix4we Месяц назад

      @@RennHans he lives with him they are brothers

    • @luanlinhares1707
      @luanlinhares1707 Месяц назад

      Just use whitesnake to take off superfly

  • @patordeus
    @patordeus Месяц назад +14

    Use Heavens Door to reprogram Wonder of U to only activate against those with negative intentions in their pursuit of you
    Edit: Matter of fact use it to reprogram all the stands that are bad due to how they activate.
    “I can now control cheap trick”
    “Superfly can tell friend from foe”

    • @jotasietesiete4397
      @jotasietesiete4397 25 дней назад +2

      That won't work. You can't use HD against CT. Rohan tried it

    • @patordeus
      @patordeus 25 дней назад

      @@jotasietesiete4397 He tried to use it ON cheap trick, I’m saying to use it on yourself to gain control over it.

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 19 дней назад

      Just have it inactive when you don’t want it to kill

  • @RedShadowAMV
    @RedShadowAMV Месяц назад +19

    I would be really fucking down to come back to the requiem series btw

  • @gabrielsalahi3656
    @gabrielsalahi3656 Месяц назад +3

    Literally just “Cream” and “TheWorld” is ALL you need to be unstoppable

  • @CHIEWJUNYIMoe
    @CHIEWJUNYIMoe Месяц назад +15

    Boy II Man+Heaven's Door first Heaven's Door writes "I will lost every game of rock paper scizor and you can beat every charecter

    • @sdekoning2100
      @sdekoning2100 Месяц назад +2

      Yo that would legit make Boy II Man useful. I mean I t would be kinda useful in real life but it relies on your ability to play rock paper scissors

    • @RennHans
      @RennHans Месяц назад +2

      @@sdekoning2100 I mean, there is some skill involved in rock paper scissors. Just learn how to do it and then you could take any stand you want. If I hadn’t ability to get in peoples powers by beating him in rock paper scissors, I for sure would get better at rock paper scissors

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug Месяц назад

      I think “I will always play rock in every rock paper scissors game” is more realistic, since they don’t know what you will play, same end result.

    • @crablord8499
      @crablord8499 Месяц назад +1

      Or just use the Younger D’arby’s stand to soul read their choice ahead of time.

    • @dalcomaroni9837
      @dalcomaroni9837 3 дня назад

      @@crablord8499 you can't since it can only get the answers to yes/no questions

  • @TunaKitty63
    @TunaKitty63 Месяц назад +3

    10:55 touhou mention, instant like

  • @samueljackson5436
    @samueljackson5436 Месяц назад +10

    Also like, is this an amalgam stand or every single stand cause like. If it's every one then anyone trying to fight you is going to get jumped by like 15+ punch rushes

    • @smallboi1007
      @smallboi1007 Месяц назад +2

      *All of your stands taking turns beating up one guy*

  • @jaydenpollard9955
    @jaydenpollard9955 Месяц назад +3

    "What would you do if you had all stands in JoJos bizzare adventures?"
    I would have all of the stands

  • @gameboss600
    @gameboss600 Месяц назад +4

    aliens come to earth to kill you "ah you can use wonder of you you can use d4c " nah i can touch em shoes and blow up their entire alien ass like kira tried to do to josuke

  • @greatdevourskeleton7685
    @greatdevourskeleton7685 Месяц назад +7

    If I you had every stand one advantage you would get by accident is even if one stand is destroyed if we go by harvest rules, no damage will be don to you

    • @RennHans
      @RennHans Месяц назад +1

      Good point

  • @tedpair8219
    @tedpair8219 Месяц назад +3

    Other combinations.
    Strength/Wheel of Fortune + High Priestess.
    Heavy Weather + Catch the Rainbow
    20th Century Boy + Love Deluxe.

    • @ultra254
      @ultra254 28 дней назад

      20th century boy + sheer heart attack

  • @jonathanschmitt5762
    @jonathanschmitt5762 Месяц назад +3

    2:35 Do not underestimate pickel jars, hard plastic bottles etc.

  • @blademasterzero
    @blademasterzero Месяц назад +4

    Ignoring special abilities just having like 1-2 hundred ghosts you can control at once that can beat the shit out of anything with force would be absolutely insane. If the world can pick up and carry a road roller then you could be able to pick up and move several buildings all at once. Hell just pick up your house with them and fly around with it. Stands can float right? I don’t remember

    • @timmyman9677
      @timmyman9677 Месяц назад

      I wonder why more people don't Fly in JoJo? Stands do float so just have it hover behind you and lift you up, or piggyback off of it.

    • @crablord8499
      @crablord8499 Месяц назад +1

      I mean, with Enigma, you could just turn your house into a piece of paper and carry it around yourself.

    • @pipeta666
      @pipeta666 Месяц назад

      How do you make a house scared?​@@crablord8499

  • @ChunkyChungus
    @ChunkyChungus Месяц назад +5

    As of right now i think that the power of every stand on one person is thebstringest in fiction. You basically have an answer to every kind of opponent.
    And yes, please do a Magicians Red Requiem video, its such an underestimated stand

    • @kanderten2112
      @kanderten2112 Месяц назад

      Requiem is inner desire, the abilities which the user obtains are based on their true inner subconscious desire so if Abdul were to obtain the requiem arrow in part 3 against vanilla ice he would get abilities which would correspond to his inner desire

    • @ChunkyChungus
      @ChunkyChungus Месяц назад

      @@kanderten2112 I'm aware of that, it just depends on when he obtains the arrow.
      And also, it's just nice to see these underestimated characters and stands getting some attention

  • @josephrogers3666
    @josephrogers3666 Месяц назад +4

    Just write in your self “will get hired “ 2:00

  • @LudovicoPetroleumScallywagVII
    @LudovicoPetroleumScallywagVII 12 дней назад +1

    Kraftwerk + Killer Queen alone just lets anything become a high velocity explosive projectile

  • @vuelle9816
    @vuelle9816 Месяц назад +4

    The only other thing on that list I think could compete in terms of powerscaling is every negation ability.
    Just with the two main character negations, undead and unluck, you’re immediately unbeatable. Touch a guy, they slip on a banana peel.
    Not to mention they don’t even know you exist, with the power of unknown. Other than those, there’s:
    1. Unjustice, reverses someone’s idea of justice, making them act against their own beliefs.
    2. Unrepair, making it so that any wound you inflict won’t heal unless you die.
    3. Unavoidable, making your attacks always hit.
    4. Unmove, anyone you look at cannot move
    5. Unchange, anything you choose will remain the same no matter the duration or infliction
    All of these are in the first season of the anime, and while I haven’t read the manga, I know there’s going to be more insanely busted negators out there. Like, having every negative ability means negating anything. It’s basically a more overpowered version of GER, and more, while also being literally unkillable.
    Edit: I didn’t even think of it until now, but “unbeatable” is a perfectly valid negation ability that could exist in the undeadXunluck canon
    I won’t get into the daily life perks of this, since it would honestly suck.

  • @sneakyfloats
    @sneakyfloats Месяц назад +2

    magician's red requiem video would be fi- epic but I also love your buffing stands videos you used to do

  • @anthonymcgill473
    @anthonymcgill473 Месяц назад +3

    lol I was gonna ask if you'd ever do a vid on how powerful the composite JoJo villain (or JoFoe) would be, but I guess this would go beyond that

  • @BoiGamer124
    @BoiGamer124 Месяц назад +2

    Yo, a video on Magicians Red Requiem would be sick! I'd honestly love to see more from that Requiem series in general.

  • @Zakari-0
    @Zakari-0 Месяц назад +2

    3:57 sounds like he was about to say something else

  • @furkanspider2613
    @furkanspider2613 Месяц назад +1

    I would just occasionally stop time, slap my friends, laugh a bit and than time would go on again. Would be the funniest prank of all time(literally of all time).

  • @CapeTownCobra
    @CapeTownCobra Месяц назад +2

    your voice sounds like someone trying to give a presentation while knowing and not knowing what they are talking about W video

  • @sinofsanity6593
    @sinofsanity6593 Месяц назад +5

    Having wonder of U would be a nightmare if you ever want someone to approach you, it'll activate against them.
    You could try and remove wonder with white snake but that might count as pursuit and have calamity activate on white snake. It's one problematic stand you could never get rid of

  • @owenbridgers
    @owenbridgers Месяц назад +3

    Milagro Man + White snake is an Infinite money glitch

  • @bradycicchini6994
    @bradycicchini6994 6 дней назад

    7:07 For getting a relationship without triggering Calamity: Write (Your Patner Will Not be Effected by Calamity) onto WOU

  • @python1972
    @python1972 25 дней назад

    The ability to instantly take apart like..your car with Harvest, fix the issue and immediately repair it with crazy diamond.
    or like swap out computer parts, clean your pc or console, take apart a desk or a bed because you're moving house... all to then immediately and perfectly repair it is a godlike ability.

  • @wubwab3379
    @wubwab3379 Месяц назад

    you'd turn life into a living video with all abilities to rewind, stop, and skip into the future

  • @samaslim9340
    @samaslim9340 Месяц назад +2

    I feel like that if you would have all the stands they would evolve into some multiverse level being and it would basicaly turn you into doctor manhatan with the world overheaven so you could do everything everywhere all at once but you would probably not give a shit about anything

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 Месяц назад +41

    You can have all the Quirks from MHA, and a Saibaman can still probably one-shot you.

    • @warnux7695
      @warnux7695 Месяц назад

      One mf can use black holes
      Other one can turn his skin to steel another one can be integable mirio

    • @LegendOfTheFLame393
      @LegendOfTheFLame393 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@warnux7695I mean if your power level is high enough black holes and all that don't really matter without ki they can get folded unless you naturally have resistance to things like that like some races in dragon Ball

    • @ThanosSkarmi
      @ThanosSkarmi Месяц назад

      Right i can already see it
      A quirk that leaves you brain dead and paralysed completely
      How useful

    • @RennHans
      @RennHans Месяц назад +1

      @@warnux7695not actual black holes. Just an immense crushing force. Unless you are trying to tell me that they are not only planetary but solar system, level character.

    • @maritofuentes4690
      @maritofuentes4690 Месяц назад

      What about the usj nomu super regeneration?
      Or kurogiri ability to be a fucking cloud, or the movies guy ability to deflect, or the two different quirk to make your skin more resistant? What about tiger pliable body that would allow you to easily escape the hold, or that one shie hassakai who makes shields? Or that one student who can turn people into meatballs? Or the guy who shoots knives from his chest? If swords work on namek Frieza they would certainly work on a saibaman
      You really didn't think this trough chief

  • @FodderAccount-kv9cx
    @FodderAccount-kv9cx Месяц назад +1

    Having every stands and losing against fate is pretty funny ngl

  • @sloppingfish946
    @sloppingfish946 Месяц назад

    the sun plus the one that makes you old would be an amazing combo

  • @coens6300
    @coens6300 Месяц назад

    Bro I’m gonna send the entire sun on Antarctica, best April fools joke.

  • @camocazie8578
    @camocazie8578 12 дней назад

    I feel like he forgot Green, Green grass of home can negate any attack or enemy trying to rush up on you, it infinitely shrinks anything that gets near you that the stand or user sees as a threat, and it’s automatic, not to mention the stand is semi sentient

  • @wibbleywobbli2071
    @wibbleywobbli2071 Месяц назад

    I just imagine summoning an army of buff ghosts at any inconvenience

  • @luanlinhares1707
    @luanlinhares1707 Месяц назад +1

    Not only wonder of u,but also having love train(infinite luck and any attacks from you are lethal). Ball breker, tusk act 4 and go beyond can bypass any defense, the world and star platinum can stop time,GER make you imortal,SCR make the oponent soul attack himself if he tries to attack you,cream desintegrate matter, Hanged man ignores defense and you can do anything to hurt it. Its just too much

    • @luanlinhares1707
      @luanlinhares1707 Месяц назад

      Wait,there is more
      You have green green grass of home,almost the same as gojo's infinity
      D4C not only can make you one shot other ppl by bringuing their other dimention version,but you can bring out clones of yourself with the same capabilities(part 7 says there is only one D4C in all dimentions,thats why there are infinite valentines and only one D4C,but we seen that other universed still have similsr stands(killer queen from part 4 and 8). Meaning you could bring out other versions of yourself,that are all also stand users. Let them kill themselfs,fuck it. Notorious B.I.G activates(since they have it too) and now you have an army of automatic imortal power growing stands that ll track your enemy if they move too fast

    • @ultra254
      @ultra254 28 дней назад

      Imagine trying to hit someone with Love Train, Green Green Grass of Home, GER, 20th Century Boy, Highway to Hell, And Wonder of U

  • @Vaishnavi_875
    @Vaishnavi_875 Месяц назад

    2:19 why was that so relatable tho😭😭

  • @MatterOrNot
    @MatterOrNot 24 дня назад

    If I was able to have all stands IRL I would want people to be able to see it. Just imagine someone confronts you and you summon hundreds of gostly figures with different colors, heights, body shapes.

  • @arkohnlock4409
    @arkohnlock4409 Месяц назад

    And don’t forget that…. Only stand users can see stands. So you almost always have the element of surprise going for you in any given fight

  • @chimken135
    @chimken135 Месяц назад

    if you use multiple time stops do they stack? does time get extra stopped? does it cancel out and do nothing?

  • @erickck240
    @erickck240 Месяц назад +1

    You think Cheap Trick and that other stand that looks like it would become friends and he would convince Cheap Trick to stop or something?

  • @nerdcuddles7731
    @nerdcuddles7731 Месяц назад +1

    I dare you to do a video on my character who has a stand-like ability in my setting that has a stand-like power system, I have a short story mostly complete and I can give explanations on how the power system works.

  • @leonaxxanoel9511
    @leonaxxanoel9511 26 дней назад

    and even if you manage to die with all the stands, notorious BIG will appear.

  • @Atomsk2
    @Atomsk2 24 дня назад

    As someone who works in maintenance dismantling stuff dumb quick would be the best.

  • @orvillewright9246
    @orvillewright9246 Месяц назад

    Hey, here's a question. Could D4C beat Wonder of U. D4C attacks by changing dimensions on people, does that affect the flow of calamity similarly to Soft and Wet's go beyond?

  • @zacharysimmonds7133
    @zacharysimmonds7133 Месяц назад +1

    All you need wonder of u and Heaven's Door because you can write in them can't attack you without pursuing you

  • @Mythodyn
    @Mythodyn Месяц назад +1

    Upon being endowed with all stands you immediately turn into metal because you are outside the structure of Superfly.

    • @chocolatebar6785
      @chocolatebar6785 Месяц назад

      superfly is the stand of the tower
      it would just mean anyone who’s inside of you will turn into metal

    • @ManImSad
      @ManImSad Месяц назад

      You turn into a zombie ghost cause of limp bizkit and at that point you can turn yourself back to life using any of your 12 ways

  • @leonardocoutomaciel4997
    @leonardocoutomaciel4997 15 дней назад

    I came here with expections of clever uses of stand combos, and was met with the rambling of a man saying stuff on top of stuff

  • @geminiguy6032
    @geminiguy6032 Месяц назад

    Batman's gunna need a lot of prep time for this one.

  • @UniversalS757
    @UniversalS757 Месяц назад

    ok thank god this is a different video than the giorno one, i literally thought i was going insane.

  • @mr.jitterspam9552
    @mr.jitterspam9552 Месяц назад

    3:15 d4c will keep you in the same coords as the base world...

  • @YummyMealGold
    @YummyMealGold Месяц назад

    You could write on yourself with heavens door that you can teleport anywhere and you also have wonder of u and your set.

  • @austinbusumbru123
    @austinbusumbru123 Месяц назад

    Kaleb next video can you make about Man in the mirror? I personally just finished watching golden wind yesterday and thought he was such a underrated and cool stand 😊

  • @captain.snowman4769
    @captain.snowman4769 Месяц назад

    A big one I think in terms of just pure control is jailhouse lock, that stand is insane for fights, you have way to many abilities for an opponent to remember

  • @M.R.M.08
    @M.R.M.08 Месяц назад

    I grew up with Kalebs videos ngl 😭

  • @dantorio367
    @dantorio367 23 дня назад

    Theres also love train dragging every good fortune towards you

  • @austinkuchar7125
    @austinkuchar7125 Месяц назад +2

    The power simply of every single stand. Would make anyone a force of massive proportions! Plus with all of these Bad Stands in disc form can’t you just use heavens door to rewrite how the stands work?

  • @accelerator2.014
    @accelerator2.014 Месяц назад

    Somethings I'm thinking about
    Say somehow someone manages to get past WoU, past ger, past everything and gets a killing attack on you, if you use d4c to transfer to a new body would every other stand transfer as well? Could you write on yourself with heavens door "I will never age" basically making you immortal or "I know how to use every stand I have to its fullest potential" or let's say we are in a base universe like sbr, can we write "I know the location of every corpse part" and if you get every part to activate love train will it's ability change based on the stand you have activated when you use love train, like d4c: LT created a small pocket dimension FV could hide in which redirected misfortune, if you activated LT with say Star plat would any attack that lands on you freeze in time without SP actually stopping time or with king crimson would any attack skip time and skip through you without you actually getting hit or even WoU Would activating love train increase the potency of calamity to where even the thought of pursuing you make the person instantly die, also I'm guessing you could do this with heavens door but let's say you write "I can infinitely stop time with the world and star platinum and resume time whenever I want "then if they somehow get past WoU and calamity you just infinitely stop time and take like 4 hours just cutting their limbs off and closing the wounds so they don't die then when you resume time they just fall becoming a nugget

  • @fireblast133
    @fireblast133 Месяц назад

    your power level with every stand: 100%
    your power level with only Heaven's door: 87%

    • @RandomPerson-sh1fe
      @RandomPerson-sh1fe Месяц назад

      If we’re counting non canon stands the world:over heaven would make up 99% of your power level.

  • @justwingingit8110
    @justwingingit8110 10 дней назад

    Does black sabbath come with an arrow included, or do I have to pay extra for that

  • @KingCrimso
    @KingCrimso Месяц назад

    The perfect defense (wonder of U)
    The perfect offence (The Hand)
    And plenty of fun

  • @ramdomthom3636
    @ramdomthom3636 Месяц назад

    scary monster + golden expirit(life hability) + d4c + bad company + limpbliksquit = an entire army

  • @originalname5303
    @originalname5303 Месяц назад

    id hang onto the milagro man disc. if i ever needed money id put it back in and once i have enough take it back out

  • @wrath_png4278
    @wrath_png4278 Месяц назад

    If I were to synergize GER and WoU, I would have the ability be like: Every time the enemy makes a conscious decision to pursue me, whatever action they took would undo to before they did it. and THEN some calamity would occur to them.

  • @darkAwesome100
    @darkAwesome100 24 дня назад

    You know, my favorite stand is pearl jam. I respect the guy who just says "I'm gonna use my incredible ability to just make the best food i can :]

  • @IrrelevantIndividual
    @IrrelevantIndividual Месяц назад

    stand rush with 1 stand is all ready alotbut nows theres so much more

  • @MellowNova
    @MellowNova Месяц назад

    You only really need a good stand for phytokinesis, Pearl Jam and Heaven's Door (in case you don't know how to properly cook) to be set for life

  • @amymialee
    @amymialee Месяц назад

    White Snake makes Milagro Man pretty good, you could generate money and then deposit it while it's deactivated.
    Or ynow, Cream plus any remote ability like Sheer Heart Attack.

  • @tainted_lies781
    @tainted_lies781 Месяц назад

    to be fair there are some bad stands, like cheap trick and superfly, but if u can get someone into superfly and then "die" to cheap trick, u dont have cheap trick anymore and smo else is stuck in superfly

  • @kinnymane8593
    @kinnymane8593 Месяц назад +2

    Vampire Hunter D takes on all stands and STANDS on business💯💀 He’s taking them down

    • @bruh-xr4xi
      @bruh-xr4xi Месяц назад

      Golden experience requiem undoes it

  • @dghr9041
    @dghr9041 Месяц назад

    Every stand ever just gives you the plot armor of a isekei protag ALSO Bohemian Rapsody. If including non cannon TWOH

  • @Nyan_nii
    @Nyan_nii 2 дня назад

    what about that stand in part 6 where you can make anything from drawings to life? As long as you use heavens door to make yourself good at drawing you can make anything
    like how they drew a charecter who's ability was to sweep up and put back all charecters to defeat the stand user.

  • @parzivalwolfram7084
    @parzivalwolfram7084 3 дня назад

    ...do you need to go through customs if you use D4C to travel between countries? legally? does teleportation and/or shifting timelines count as "travel"?

  • @Churd_
    @Churd_ Месяц назад

    You basically have domain over everything, you become totally invincible, unless you can’t use release the full stand library at once

  • @Reppen555
    @Reppen555 Месяц назад +1

    Well you know there is a stand that's literally immortal even if the user dies. aka Notorious B.I.G
    so even if I where to die with every stand the world would still have to deal with notorious big XD

  • @Pyro_Drinking_Coffee
    @Pyro_Drinking_Coffee Месяц назад

    do we count the light novels and any of the none cannon stands? like the world over heaven?

  • @supersmiley5587
    @supersmiley5587 Месяц назад

    So basicly: if heavens door writes:"i have every existing stand" you will become the one and only, kars

  • @unuisance
    @unuisance Месяц назад

    You should've mentioned the Green baby's stand, Green, green, grass of home. Underrated asf imo and comboed with WoU means that their intent to pursue can be insanely powerful but they still can't reach you which is kinda funny considering they'd still get hit by calamity.

    • @unuisance
      @unuisance Месяц назад

      I realize now that being close enough to be in the effective range of GGGoH means that calamity would already be pretty strong. I still think it should’ve been mentioned nonetheless.

    • @ultra254
      @ultra254 28 дней назад

      Imagine trying to attack someone with Love Train, GGGoH, GER, 20th Century Boy, Highway to Hell, And WoU

  • @adamm6290
    @adamm6290 Месяц назад +1

    Me having every stand and then someone looks at my back

  • @grephi6416
    @grephi6416 Месяц назад

    just dont get forgotten