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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2021
  • ◇ Now, how are you going to repay me for my kindness, little villain? ◇
    While working your job as a bartender, a mysterious stranger walks in. He orders a whiskey and proceeds to make small talk, as the night goes on, he starts to gain more interest in you.
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  • @YUZUYARU
    @YUZUYARU  2 года назад +571

    Who's the next villain you'd like to see?~
    Psst follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/yuzuyaru

  • @signofthecrimes1534
    @signofthecrimes1534 2 года назад +853

    🤺stay back 🤺 i said 🤺 stay 🤺 back 🤺🤺 im not falling 🤺 in love 🤺 not today daddy 🤺 i meant dabi 🤺AYO 🤺STAY BACk 🤺

  • @blackbun130
    @blackbun130 2 года назад +1599

    Dabi: Your skin feels so nice
    Me: Yeah, and yours definitely doesn't-----

    • @Lavantte
      @Lavantte 2 года назад +415

      OUCH. Ooft, what a burn- Wait a minute.

    • @margii3518
      @margii3518 2 года назад +319

      @@Lavantte IKR SUCH A GOOD ROAST.....WAIT-

    • @lexie1287
      @lexie1287 2 года назад +141

      THESE COMMENTS GOT ME 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @starrstrology
      @starrstrology 2 года назад +167

      @@margii3518 im clipping that to my posters as a note- HOLD ON..

    • @iamyn3435
      @iamyn3435 2 года назад +77

      THESE COMMENTS PLS-

  • @loveindefinitely
    @loveindefinitely 2 года назад +2720

    Dabi: “Just give me a dry whiskey.”
    Me: I don’t have a license, but I can make you a milkshake.

    • @_.c.a.s._
      @_.c.a.s._ 2 года назад +109

      Even better 😌

    • @pinkpuppyreal4153
      @pinkpuppyreal4153 2 года назад +38

      @@_.c.a.s._ yess 🤫

    • @wxndeer_animatez2147
      @wxndeer_animatez2147 2 года назад +103

      Put that milkshake in the bag or the- um- uh... THE MOUSE GETS IT! 🐭🔫

    • @pinkpuppyreal4153
      @pinkpuppyreal4153 2 года назад +53

      @@wxndeer_animatez2147 I AM THE MOUSE 😡😡😡⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

    • @wxndeer_animatez2147
      @wxndeer_animatez2147 2 года назад +43

      @Sophie Johnson NOT THE DOGGO I JUST WANTED THE MILKSHAKE
      DDDDD:>

  • @gaiadimuzio3794
    @gaiadimuzio3794 2 года назад +1398

    Did he say Cutie-
    Did he say Sweetheart-
    Did he say Baby-
    HELP I’M BLUSHING

  • @kendorappa6389
    @kendorappa6389 2 года назад +1947

    I kinda love the fact that Dabi genuinely doesn’t care if he’s rude or not, I guess that’s just what makes Dabi Dabi

    • @meowttom
      @meowttom 2 года назад +55

      *da bee da bee*

    • @kenn5059
      @kenn5059 2 года назад +36

      @@meowttom *dabiby 👉😬👈 lets go*

    • @samjunnu2373
      @samjunnu2373 2 года назад +6

      @@kenn5059 lol your pf is cute

    • @kenn5059
      @kenn5059 2 года назад +5

      @@samjunnu2373 thanks!

    • @tear_drop666
      @tear_drop666 2 года назад +8

      He tells it like it is

  • @misscayla5832
    @misscayla5832 2 года назад +1709

    Dabi's like a stray cat. Now that he knows there's a bed for him here he's gonna keep coming back.
    EDIT: lmao, ya'll funny!

  • @talamalfoy3939
    @talamalfoy3939 2 года назад +1257

    “My name is dabi”
    Captions: “my name is dobby”
    ** wheezes in watching harry potter **

  • @moonz.sxcrxt.
    @moonz.sxcrxt. 2 года назад +345

    “What floor do you live on? Fifth? Damn, that’s a lot of stairs.”
    *”yeah, and they have crappy railings, too”*

    • @ace_tmt3716
      @ace_tmt3716 2 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @kiyokasanachi7268
      @kiyokasanachi7268 2 года назад +10

      Don’t tell him I said this, but he was using the screws for his staples-

    • @gecci6267
      @gecci6267 2 года назад +14

      Shhh hawks can’t know

    • @YukonYuki
      @YukonYuki 2 года назад +4

      I have an elevator for a reason

    • @S3irai
      @S3irai 2 года назад +3

      Same pfps

  • @heyhelloitsmilo
    @heyhelloitsmilo 2 года назад +406

    "Not a horrible name at least."
    well it shouldn't be, i picked it out myself

    • @jaykenvolk
      @jaykenvolk 2 года назад +24

      Ah yes, the peak queer comedy I live for.

    • @stardatezer0
      @stardatezer0 2 года назад +12

      This is top tier comedy for me since i fuckin named myself Tickett.
      Yes, with 2 t's

    • @jaykenvolk
      @jaykenvolk 2 года назад +3

      Love that. It's not just not a horrible name, it's a great name.

    • @leilaquintana8301
      @leilaquintana8301 2 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @montillet7659
      @montillet7659 2 года назад +1

      I’m saying lol

  • @wannatouch8008s
    @wannatouch8008s 2 года назад +1162

    Dabi: “What floor do you live in?”
    Me, half joking: “5th”
    Dabi: “5th?”
    Me: 👁👄👁

    • @user-hw4uu9gr5m
      @user-hw4uu9gr5m 2 года назад +99

      Cut the cameras-

    • @Ruyumi-Royota
      @Ruyumi-Royota 2 года назад +62

      @@user-hw4uu9gr5m dead ass- 💀

    • @vivysline
      @vivysline 2 года назад +33

      Nah it’s the fact that I said that as well and actually live on the 5th floor-

    • @crystalmoonlight1154
      @crystalmoonlight1154 2 года назад +14

      @@vivysline I live in the 5th room of my house and then when I said 5th and when he said 5th? I was like bro wtf?

    • @vivysline
      @vivysline 2 года назад +4

      @@crystalmoonlight1154 lmaooo it’s funny tho- I live with my friends one is a boy and one is a girl i hate the girl- but we live in a penthouse so I have the 5th room so I can’t hear the girl and her ‘study partner’ at night-

  • @agentpaper254
    @agentpaper254 2 года назад +845

    Dabi: "I'm gonna take my jacket and shirt off."
    Me: *faints*
    Dabi: "Idiot."

    • @kenn5059
      @kenn5059 2 года назад +32

      NO CAUSE- LIKE WHY YOU BULLY MEH??

    • @user-im3ff7gz6k
      @user-im3ff7gz6k 2 года назад +6

      @@kenn5059 what-

    • @kenn5059
      @kenn5059 2 года назад +13

      @@user-im3ff7gz6k He’s a bully. he knows I’m a big simp for him 😒

    • @epicsmile4222
      @epicsmile4222 2 года назад +3

      I- DABI!!!!!

    • @kenn5059
      @kenn5059 2 года назад +5

      @@epicsmile4222 BAKUGOU?!

  • @zoyajafri3792
    @zoyajafri3792 2 года назад +488

    Who else wants this to become a series?

  • @C0ff33Ch1ld
    @C0ff33Ch1ld 2 года назад +525

    Dabi: how did someone like you end up in a place like this?
    Me: Well it started from birth.

  • @pickle8521
    @pickle8521 2 года назад +813

    Dabi: “Trust me, I just helped you because I think you’re pretty….”
    Me: “Really..?” 🥺
    Dabi: “Interesting to have around.”

    • @mycrunchytoes
      @mycrunchytoes 2 года назад +43

      HELP

    • @serenyx1700
      @serenyx1700 2 года назад +39

      Iconic line, just so damn good😂😂

    • @izukumidoriya12
      @izukumidoriya12 2 года назад +32

      OOF- PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY HURT ((considering I literally fell off my bed watching this))

    • @genericnym23
      @genericnym23 2 года назад +3

      wow😂😂😂

    • @Mizz_Xia
      @Mizz_Xia 2 года назад +7

      THAT HURT SO BAD I FORGOT TO EAT THE DISHES

  • @kymchealsylumauig5412
    @kymchealsylumauig5412 2 года назад +335

    Dabi: What a shame.
    Me: ✨BaBy WhAt A sHaMe✨

    • @fandom_freak3008
      @fandom_freak3008 2 года назад +11

      I cant remember the words rn but when I remember I'll finish this amazing song

    • @Victoria_2010
      @Victoria_2010 2 года назад +27

      🎶Could have been with me instead of what her fucking name🎶

    • @anikadiba1471
      @anikadiba1471 2 года назад +16

      Holy- I was singing that too
      Bestie lemme sing with ya-
      🎶WHAT A SHAME BABY WHAT A SHAME🎶

    • @joannasmith6579
      @joannasmith6579 2 года назад +2

      Could have been with me instead whats her fucking name
      Now it stuck in my head

    • @Marksbaby0807
      @Marksbaby0807 2 года назад +6

      🎶“Had a winning hand but you through away the game”🎶

  • @anonymouselixiir
    @anonymouselixiir 2 года назад +83

    dabi really walked into our place and went "damn b*tch you live like this?" 🤚🏻💀

  • @naimini_7411
    @naimini_7411 2 года назад +129

    “That nervous expression suits you”
    Thanks I have crippling anxiety 😀

  • @mossybeewasteland
    @mossybeewasteland 2 года назад +410

    "Aren't you scared of me?"
    You look like an extra depressed EBoy. Why would I be scared?

    • @Dakota0-0
      @Dakota0-0 2 года назад +13

      💀

    • @artsyemaru1329
      @artsyemaru1329 2 года назад +26

      You roasted this man more than he already was- pls I'm sorry-

    • @mossybeewasteland
      @mossybeewasteland 2 года назад +7

      @@artsyemaru1329 Lol yeah. Don't get me wrong! I like his videos they're great! But I like to just roast he characters cuz sometimes I do it perfectly

    • @asleepysimp4843
      @asleepysimp4843 2 года назад +2

      Ikr😏☠️

    • @abigmood3389
      @abigmood3389 2 года назад +5

      The *Disrespect*

  • @weew7014
    @weew7014 2 года назад +333

    Dabi: “ My names Dabi “
    Subtitles: “ ✨ *Dobby* ✨

  • @JessieGrajeda
    @JessieGrajeda 2 года назад +74

    Dabi : *talking*
    me : *reading comments*

  • @Ellie-Mae_1807
    @Ellie-Mae_1807 2 года назад +337

    “You’re just tired of your bad luck, huh?”
    Me: no. I’m tired of life tho. And I’m just genuinely tired.

  • @Crystal_Math03
    @Crystal_Math03 2 года назад +688

    Dabi: Stop moving around, I'll have to pin you down
    Me: *Squirming intensifies*

    • @mistressmiku2770
      @mistressmiku2770 2 года назад +69

      Then you got me out here starting to do a whole ass break dance

    • @kenn5059
      @kenn5059 2 года назад +25

      @@mistressmiku2770 PLEASE-

    • @that-one-random5009
      @that-one-random5009 2 года назад +20

      @@mistressmiku2770 FRRR

    • @kitkat7805
      @kitkat7805 2 года назад +9

      (。・//ε//・。)

    • @artsyemaru1329
      @artsyemaru1329 2 года назад +4

      @@mistressmiku2770 subscribed.
      I know you're not a RUclipsr, I just like your humor.

  • @challengingarmadillo8472
    @challengingarmadillo8472 2 года назад +332

    Dabi: You better pay me back
    My broke ass: “Could I offer you an egg in this trying time sir?”
    *Alternatively*
    Dabi: You better pay me back!”
    Me: That’s rough buddy

  • @retaa2484
    @retaa2484 2 года назад +293

    Lmao i feel like Dabi would just be annoyed with me if he was real 😭✋🏽

    • @shiggy6661
      @shiggy6661 2 года назад +11

      He’s always annoyed with me 🙄

    • @isabellabutalsoizzy
      @isabellabutalsoizzy 2 года назад +12

      Me and Dabi would be friends for a day and then I would annoy him and then the cycle repeats

    • @shiggy6661
      @shiggy6661 2 года назад +1

      @@isabellabutalsoizzy yeah we annoy each other but he mostly annoys me 🙄

    • @shiggy6661
      @shiggy6661 2 года назад +1

      @Jasmine Raymond duh

    • @isabellabutalsoizzy
      @isabellabutalsoizzy 2 года назад +3

      @@shiggy6661 Nah Dabi only teases you and you become tsundereish

  • @babydai5472
    @babydai5472 2 года назад +155

    Dabi: Just give me dry whiskey
    Me, obviously (not) a professional bartender: But whiskey is wet-

    • @BobaT0
      @BobaT0 Год назад +6

      i was not paying attention so i gave him some wine

    • @Kheluichollow
      @Kheluichollow Год назад +2

      IK your comment was 11 months ago but LMAOOO SAME 😭✋🏻

    • @Kheluichollow
      @Kheluichollow Год назад +2

      @@BobaT0 😭

    • @Kheluichollow
      @Kheluichollow Год назад +2

      @@BobaT0 but that would be me FR I have troubles knowing what stuff is so I’d just mess it up 🥲

    • @MinaXxAshido
      @MinaXxAshido 3 месяца назад +1

      ​im a year late , yall late to the party

  • @taylordobson9590
    @taylordobson9590 2 года назад +350

    "What a shame, you still don't trust me."
    Me: *intense blinking* Oh how I wonder why, vIlLiaN.

    • @Anthophobia
      @Anthophobia 2 года назад +18

      I’m sorry but I read that last bit in MermaidMan’s voice when he says “eeeeeviiiil”

    • @taylordobson9590
      @taylordobson9590 2 года назад +1

      @@Anthophobia Please 😭

    • @Kara99
      @Kara99 2 года назад +6

      I mean, they do say villains have more fun lol

    • @taylordobson9590
      @taylordobson9590 2 года назад +4

      @@Kara99 True.
      Hit me up, L.O.V.

    • @cats4me_
      @cats4me_ 2 года назад

      Key word : vIlLiaN

  • @mightypicklewarrior3247
    @mightypicklewarrior3247 2 года назад +55

    Dabi: How do you afford all this nice furniture?
    Me: blackmail

  • @retaa2484
    @retaa2484 2 года назад +240

    “How are you gonna repay me for my kindness?”
    Me: 😏

    • @momoyaoyorozu7875
      @momoyaoyorozu7875 2 года назад +16

      🧐

    • @wisteria5435
      @wisteria5435 2 года назад +11

      What ya doing here Momo?!

    • @momoyaoyorozu7875
      @momoyaoyorozu7875 2 года назад +17

      @@wisteria5435 I-...... I uhm.... I was just skimping for Shoto's brother... Please don't tell anyone 😔😳👉👈

    • @Laceyyyyy15
      @Laceyyyyy15 2 года назад +16

      @@momoyaoyorozu7875 Yeah Momo what are you doing here

    • @wisteria5435
      @wisteria5435 2 года назад +8

      @@momoyaoyorozu7875 Wow~😅

  • @luvitory
    @luvitory 2 года назад +144

    ayo when he called me " sweetheart " my heart went 📉📈📉📉📈📉📈

    • @DabiTodoroki_
      @DabiTodoroki_ 2 года назад +3

      Do you want me to call you...
      Sweetheart again ?

    • @foxyxxfoxxyxx2321
      @foxyxxfoxxyxx2321 2 года назад

      That'd a song I think .my heart goes

    • @robin_5869
      @robin_5869 2 года назад

      @@foxyxxfoxxyxx2321 the song's called head & heart

    • @SpiderBrained
      @SpiderBrained 2 года назад +2

      My heart went -----------….

  • @IIBubbleFxeak
    @IIBubbleFxeak 2 года назад +148

    That one dislike is Shiggy protesting against Dabis popularity 👀

  • @gaiadimuzio3794
    @gaiadimuzio3794 2 года назад +272

    Dabi: no offense sweetheart
    Me: HUH SWEETHEART-

    • @pinkpuppyreal4153
      @pinkpuppyreal4153 2 года назад +9

      AUUUGHH 😣😣

    • @donnasilva3129
      @donnasilva3129 2 года назад +4

      what did you say dabi: sweetheart ~ me:😳😳😳

    • @itsjade9405
      @itsjade9405 2 года назад +3

      @@donnasilva3129 I knoww

    • @DabiTodoroki_
      @DabiTodoroki_ 2 года назад +1

      What you want me to say it again...
      Sweetheart ? 😏

    • @DabiTodoroki_
      @DabiTodoroki_ 2 года назад +1

      @Satoru Mayumi i should be asking you that question...
      'Cause it's a video about me of course i'd be here

  • @saratheskunk9162
    @saratheskunk9162 2 года назад +208

    Dabi: just give Me a dry whiskey
    Me: i didnt know a drink could be dry 🤔

    • @Lucinda0415
      @Lucinda0415 2 года назад +30

      Is my water even wet🤨

    • @sunnywonderland
      @sunnywonderland 2 года назад +21

      Is water even water?

    • @momoyaoyorozu7875
      @momoyaoyorozu7875 2 года назад +23

      is wet even wet🧐

    • @saratheskunk9162
      @saratheskunk9162 2 года назад +13

      So many questions, so little amont of answars🤣

    • @LuLna
      @LuLna 2 года назад +13

      Water is in fact wet, but I also have no idea how whiskey can be dry-

  • @Tby.vc0907
    @Tby.vc0907 2 года назад +105

    Him "just give me a dry wiskey"
    Me " I cannot do that .... but I could make you some milk with Nesquick powder?!" ( lol the first thing that I thought of lmao)

    • @Lexiiiii_
      @Lexiiiii_ 2 года назад +4

      C-could I have the milk? (Nah like I genuinely want one)

  • @koi9547
    @koi9547 2 года назад +192

    yuzuya : *having a drink with da-*
    me : *yes.*
    😀✨💕

    • @koi9547
      @koi9547 2 года назад +2

      @BasketCase bestie❔❔😟🤨❤️

    • @carabibi2913
      @carabibi2913 2 года назад +2

      @@koi9547 i mean... are they wrong? I really dont think so

    • @koi9547
      @koi9547 2 года назад +1

      @@carabibi2913 ...true... true- you right... 😶

  • @qqusw729
    @qqusw729 2 года назад +110

    I GOT BUTTERFLIES WHEN HE CALLED US SWEETHEART

  • @strawberriesandcheese
    @strawberriesandcheese 2 года назад +126

    The speed of light cannot touch me. Especially when it's Dabi we talkin about.✋🏽✋🏽

  • @pickle8521
    @pickle8521 2 года назад +174

    Dabi: “Turn on the damn heater”
    Me: “Bitch you are the damn heater-“

  • @andie2343
    @andie2343 2 года назад +73

    “How long have you been working here” me: 3:57 minutes ago-

  • @AlienQueen-zg5yu
    @AlienQueen-zg5yu 6 месяцев назад +7

    Dabi : “Oh No I’m not a regular here…”
    Also dabi : **knowing where the back door is**

  • @killianattano3850
    @killianattano3850 2 года назад +324

    Dabi: How did someone like you end up in a place like this?
    Me: I am an artist
    Dabi: Oh I see, no wonder you end it up in a shit hole like this.

  • @Ariana-iu7qe
    @Ariana-iu7qe 2 года назад +47

    "my name is dabi"
    captions:
    "my name is DoBby-"
    me:
    "BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA-"

  • @MACdoll20
    @MACdoll20 2 года назад +550

    Clicked faster then Dabi could say “Shut up Shiggy”
    Edit:this reply chain is amazing and wow so many likes

  • @zoilei921
    @zoilei921 2 года назад +162

    I'm convinced you take the voice actors and do this its soo good
    Edit: thx for the likes

  • @bakugouswife1327
    @bakugouswife1327 2 года назад +172

    No you don’t under-stand
    IM OBSESSED 😊🔪
    No but Dabi really said
    “I’m in love with da ❤️ 👄♥️ bar~ tender”

    • @Lazy_Light894
      @Lazy_Light894 2 года назад +5

      He in love with da bar tender

    • @tomurashigaraki192
      @tomurashigaraki192 2 года назад +5

      Dababi is in love with dabartender

    • @Bl00d4Ch3rr4
      @Bl00d4Ch3rr4 2 года назад +1

      @@tomurashigaraki192 Hi shigaraki,what are you doing here?👁👄👁

    • @Queenofrandomposts
      @Queenofrandomposts Год назад +1

      And the bar tender is in love with a criminal like Britney Spears

    • @bakugouswife1327
      @bakugouswife1327 Год назад

      @@Queenofrandomposts 😂

  • @Shisako_ina
    @Shisako_ina 2 года назад +160

    I was so nervous listening to this, he's so intimidating yet trying his best to be at least on 10% nice- ❤️

  • @BugDollie
    @BugDollie 2 года назад +93

    My eyes legit had to reset themselves to see if I was seeing correctly. I'm in ASMR heaven now.

  • @ag_drawsthingz
    @ag_drawsthingz 2 года назад +167

    Dabi:Are you the new bar tender or something?
    Me: *Not even 21*
    Yes 😃🍸🍹🍷🥃🍺

  • @challengingarmadillo8472
    @challengingarmadillo8472 2 года назад +212

    Me: “Why does everyone like this guy? He’s a sociopathic pyromancer maniac who’s more burned up than my rotisserie chicken with staples in his face”
    Also me: *Clicks video*

  • @agirl_.6888
    @agirl_.6888 2 года назад +137

    Dabi:I Just Wanna Have Fun,Baby~
    Me:I AM NOT YOUR CHILD!

    • @LEXII1._.
      @LEXII1._. 2 года назад +9

      Let's hope that's what he meant 👀

    • @agirl_.6888
      @agirl_.6888 2 года назад +4

      @@LEXII1._. OKAY👌

    • @challengingarmadillo8472
      @challengingarmadillo8472 2 года назад +11

      “Oooh~ harder daddy!”
      “Huh! Son??!!”
      Same vibes

    • @agirl_.6888
      @agirl_.6888 2 года назад +2

      @@challengingarmadillo8472 Son Or Daughter?

    • @challengingarmadillo8472
      @challengingarmadillo8472 2 года назад +2

      @@agirl_.6888 It’s a quote from an animated cartoon, so son.

  • @wiinxx
    @wiinxx 2 года назад +35

    Dabi: "I'm gonna take my jacket and shirt off-"
    Me: HOLD ON A MINUTE- JUST YOUR JACKET IS ENOUGH
    Also me: _hears clothing sounds_
    Me again: welp...

  • @Ellie-Mae_1807
    @Ellie-Mae_1807 2 года назад +217

    “Just give me a dry whiskey”
    Me: I’m not old enough to do that so the best I can do is some sort of McDonald’s drink.

  • @challengingarmadillo8472
    @challengingarmadillo8472 2 года назад +57

    Dabi: How’d you get all this nice furniture?
    Me: It ain’t murder if they can’t find the bodies 🙂🔪🔥

  • @cc0711
    @cc0711 2 года назад +42

    Him: get me a dry whiskey
    Me who has been taught how to make drinks: got it

  • @gabrieldavid5704
    @gabrieldavid5704 2 года назад +31

    Dabi: *cusses me*
    Me: he's the man of my dreams

    • @gracious.555
      @gracious.555 2 года назад +3

      If dabi told me to die I’d throw myself on the highway and thank him

    • @SpiderBrained
      @SpiderBrained 2 года назад +2

      @@gracious.555 same !

  • @abegailnadayag8480
    @abegailnadayag8480 2 года назад +30

    "You really don't trust me do you?" Sir once again I have trust issues alright?

  • @livy6205
    @livy6205 2 года назад +77

    Me: Ok time to do homework….
    YUZUYA: Posts
    Me: fuck it who am I kidding I’m too dum for this shit now time to watch this and regret my life choices!

    • @zoemochi
      @zoemochi 2 года назад +2

      Yep

    • @DabiTodoroki_
      @DabiTodoroki_ 2 года назад

      Yeah ditch your homework and give me all your attention 😏

    • @livy6205
      @livy6205 2 года назад

      @@DabiTodoroki_ oh well then…shit he fucking found me

    • @DabiTodoroki_
      @DabiTodoroki_ 2 года назад

      @@livy6205 u thought u could hide forever nah hunny~

    • @livy6205
      @livy6205 2 года назад

      @@DabiTodoroki_ great now my nose is bleeding shit

  • @AnriSeanScott
    @AnriSeanScott 2 года назад +19

    12:40
    *Him:* “...you’re awfully close...”
    *Me:* You’re awfully whiny.
    *Him:* “...you should be used to me by now...”
    *Me:* We’ve known each other- *checks* ...for 13 minutes!

  • @lioness3005
    @lioness3005 2 года назад +40

    The accuracy of his personality is just *chefs kiss* spot on. I’m trying really hard not to squeal, I swear to god!>~

  • @abegailnadayag8480
    @abegailnadayag8480 2 года назад +38

    "I'm gonna take my jacket and shirt off" *I am very uncomfortable with the energy we created in this room*

  • @samalamamama
    @samalamamama 2 года назад +13

    "Fifth floor, that's a lot of stairs" dabi shut up u skinny legend

  • @b00bysqueezer65
    @b00bysqueezer65 2 года назад +55

    YO I ZOOMED HERE FASTER THAN IIDA EVER COULD! LOVE THIS ALREADY!! PLEASE WE NEED A PART 2 PLEASEEEE

    • @lunawildflower7081
      @lunawildflower7081 2 года назад +1

      Yeah!! We need a part two!! ❤️💛🧡

    • @insertnicename4166
      @insertnicename4166 2 года назад

      Why is your pfp the life of luxury something went wrong with my sister girl?😃🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @vampir3Gh0ul
      @vampir3Gh0ul 2 года назад +1

      @@insertnicename4166 true

  • @jeeonmaru
    @jeeonmaru 2 года назад +56

    YES! AS A DABI SIMP I KNOW THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT

  • @tinakriletic208
    @tinakriletic208 2 года назад +25

    She a runner, she a trackstar✨🏃

    • @88intro
      @88intro 2 года назад +2

      she gon run away when it gets hard

    • @SpiderBrained
      @SpiderBrained 2 года назад +2

      I don’t know the rest of the lyrics ~ YEA

  • @caiticamtime
    @caiticamtime 2 года назад +19

    Dabi: "I'm always down for some decadence."
    Me: *hits inhaler*

  • @retsuuj7517
    @retsuuj7517 2 года назад +57

    i'm glad i found ur channel. your voice acting is amazing-

  • @fairyz5031
    @fairyz5031 2 года назад +32

    Ah yes~The floor here,Is made of floor.

  • @x.sliwka.x1620
    @x.sliwka.x1620 Год назад +8

    15:28
    "i just want a personal heater" - said the man who can literally control fire

  • @Kiki-el2zc
    @Kiki-el2zc 2 года назад +16

    Dabi: What's your name?
    Me: irrelevant
    Dabi: that's not a bad name

  • @missmaam7810
    @missmaam7810 2 года назад +27

    okay but like this was amazing anddddd
    Dabi: “Let’s get outta here”
    Me: Sir i’m still working tf

  • @funtimefinnsie
    @funtimefinnsie 2 года назад +43

    JUST as I was about to sleep too. this is perfect timing

  • @Blake05
    @Blake05 2 года назад +31

    Yay :D
    I love Dabi ASMRS 😭🤚✨

  • @Audrey-jb8kh
    @Audrey-jb8kh 2 года назад +55

    him: oh, what a shame.
    me: shAmEe,,,bAbY whAaaTt a shAammEee.
    sorry, i had to.😭😭
    ps. we need part two.😔

    • @lunawildflower7081
      @lunawildflower7081 2 года назад +1

      We need a part two!!

    • @ace_tmt3716
      @ace_tmt3716 2 года назад +1

      I love that song

    • @kozuminq
      @kozuminq 2 года назад +1

      🎶cOuLdVe BeEn WiTh Me InStEaD oF wHaTs HeR fUcKiNg NaMe🎶

    • @Tomioka_Giyuu6
      @Tomioka_Giyuu6 2 года назад

      what a shame baby what a shame you could have been with me instead of what's her fucking name

  • @jacki479
    @jacki479 2 года назад +19

    Dabi just breathing and and saying thanks sweet heart just made me be like 😵😳

  • @gravyvr8053
    @gravyvr8053 2 года назад +11

    "No wonder you ended up in a shit hole like this"
    Ouch, you want your drink or not

  • @nicovandenberghe5957
    @nicovandenberghe5957 2 года назад +25

    me- uuhjjjh i have school tomorrow
    yuyuza- posted
    me- alright im happy again

  • @abigaila.d5657
    @abigaila.d5657 2 года назад +16

    “You look disappointed….you want me to stay don’t you?”
    *bitch no I’m disappointed because my waffle fries from door dash ain’t here yet*

    • @BUGGZ08
      @BUGGZ08 2 года назад +1

      Did they taste good tho?🤨

    • @abigaila.d5657
      @abigaila.d5657 2 года назад +1

      @@BUGGZ08 they were delicious

    • @BUGGZ08
      @BUGGZ08 2 года назад +1

      @@abigaila.d5657 u should have gave me sum😐

    • @abigaila.d5657
      @abigaila.d5657 2 года назад

      @@BUGGZ08 sorry bro😔

    • @BUGGZ08
      @BUGGZ08 2 года назад +1

      @@abigaila.d5657 it's ok😔✊

  • @bewitched3260
    @bewitched3260 2 года назад +23

    Dabi : "my name's dabi"
    Subtitle : DOBBY
    me : PFFTT

  • @manaalmoosa7977
    @manaalmoosa7977 2 года назад +42

    Don't mind me just praying that my Mom doesn't walk in on this 😃

  • @marcoxp9566
    @marcoxp9566 2 года назад +91

    NOTIFICATION SQUADDDD
    “haven’t seen you here before? are you a new bartender or something?”
    “why yes, yes i am”

    • @pinkpuppyreal4153
      @pinkpuppyreal4153 2 года назад +4

      Totally a “new” bartender 🤫

    • @PrayerWarrior4
      @PrayerWarrior4 2 года назад +1

      How unexpected, and by how unexpected I mean completely expected

    • @mistressmiku2770
      @mistressmiku2770 2 года назад

      @@PrayerWarrior4 that better be a reference to Dr Doofinshimertz

    • @donnasilva3129
      @donnasilva3129 2 года назад

      @@pinkpuppyreal4153 yes 🤫🤫

  • @hufffamily6407
    @hufffamily6407 2 года назад +5

    People haven't realized yet that the reason dabis voice sounds like this is because of the quirk incident as a kid. In chapter 350 it shows how badly he damaged himself at even that point and how almost at death he looks now. And it shows his voice was affected. Because he burned his throat so bad

  • @vryMellow
    @vryMellow 2 года назад +8

    Dabi: *shows fire *
    Me: oohhhh pretty 🤩

  • @hellorandomperson1807
    @hellorandomperson1807 Год назад +9

    15:16 the vibes I’m getting:
    “I kissed him once. Now he won’t let go”
    It’s a meme if you didn’t know

  • @creativejuice963
    @creativejuice963 2 года назад +21

    Big thumbs up to the writer and brilliant as always, Yuzuya!!

  • @gaiadimuzio3794
    @gaiadimuzio3794 2 года назад +35

    Dabi: I think you’re pretty
    Me: WHAT

  • @yn6479
    @yn6479 2 года назад +13

    dabi: my name is dabi✌️💃
    the subtitles:my name is dobby💅💀

  • @kiwafeathers
    @kiwafeathers 2 года назад +11

    Dabi really was like: Oh my god! So many stairs!
    I really love your Dabi Voice

  • @imasimp799
    @imasimp799 2 года назад +7

    “Turn on the damn heater I’m freezing”
    Me:Don’t u have a jacket-

  • @mellowky
    @mellowky 2 года назад +53

    *early ! Hope everyone is doing well and safe today ! Drink water and eat food, take care everyone !*

  • @georgiaross5433
    @georgiaross5433 2 года назад +9

    Dabi: well aren't you a curious little thing.
    Me: curiosity killed the cat.

    • @Marz_capturez
      @Marz_capturez 3 месяца назад

      then he'll satisfy you to bring you back 🤭

  • @Itsj4y0fficial
    @Itsj4y0fficial 2 года назад +15

    Dabi: oh arent u a “sweet heart?”
    Me: uhhh i have 2 husbando’s....

  • @kpopurplegirlie
    @kpopurplegirlie 2 года назад +19

    Dabi: Not a fan of getting soaked in the rain like a stray cat
    Captions: Not fan off getting soaped in the rain like a straight cat
    Me: *LAUGHING* 😂🤣

  • @Rand0mWitch
    @Rand0mWitch 2 года назад +24

    Who summoned me 😃🛐
    ( Bro just imagine we were Kurogiri )

  • @vi9238
    @vi9238 2 года назад +50

    Dabi: Well, Aren´t you a sweetheart, giving me a towel to dry myself off. How thoughtfull.
    Me: You can stay wet if you want to? I don´t care as much as you do.

  • @jayleneanzo2298
    @jayleneanzo2298 2 года назад +19

    WHEN I TELL YOU I CLICKED ON THIS AS SOON AS I SAW THE NOTIFICATION😌🤚🏽

  • @k.k._bowers
    @k.k._bowers 2 года назад +8

    I have a little story and dabi Is one of my worst enemies so, I can imagine my character following behind Y/n as an-
    Wait...
    as an international super spi,
    SUPER SPI!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Bakukiri_lover123
    @Bakukiri_lover123 4 месяца назад +8

    SO NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE CALLED US "baby" LIKE WHAT!!!!!?????

  • @blacyuki
    @blacyuki 2 года назад +9

    NOT THE KNIFE POCKET 😭😭

  • @noonegivesaf7658
    @noonegivesaf7658 2 года назад +11

    Dabi: are you a new bartender or something
    Me: no I wanna see my anime crush that is not real
    Dabi: ahhh I see

  • @pyronei
    @pyronei 2 года назад +11

    I thought this said "Visiting a shrink with Dabi"
    👁👄👁