Dabi Recruits You To The League Of Villains ASMR | Dabi x Listener (Roleplay, Binaural)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 мар 2021
  • ◇ Oh hey there, you really think you have what it takes to join the league? ◇
    After being interested in joining the league of villains, you wait late at night in a city alley. The sound of footsteps crack through the sound of the city as Dabi approaches. You really have what it takes to join the league? Then show me what you're made of ( •̀ᄇ• ́)ﻭ✧
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Комментарии • 1,5 тыс.

  • @YUZUYARU
    @YUZUYARU  3 года назад +1821

    Would you want to join the League of Villains? ೕ(⁍̴̀◊⁍̴́ฅ)

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo 3 года назад +1877

    “what makes u want to join?”
    “i don’t-“
    “oh, how _tragic_-“

  • @pescado2718
    @pescado2718 3 года назад +1913

    Bye mom i’m joining the League of Villains

    • @pinkpuppyreal4153
      @pinkpuppyreal4153 3 года назад +60

      @@garralee5184 my mom would make me eat a Chainsaw

    • @isimpforanimeboys3983
      @isimpforanimeboys3983 3 года назад +27

      I have that same flipping pfp as you but it’s as my TikTok pfp

    • @Fyodors_UshankaHat
      @Fyodors_UshankaHat 3 года назад +36

      mom can you pack my things
      mom: what-

    • @tiredtelevision3911
      @tiredtelevision3911 3 года назад +32

      My mom would be like 'Yeah. Makes sense.'

    • @matwz5358
      @matwz5358 3 года назад +37

      Your mom: Ok, but get back before it gets dark sweetie

  • @gabrieldavid5704
    @gabrieldavid5704 3 года назад +1661

    Shiggy entering dabi's room the next morning: thIS IS WHY I DONT LET YOU RECRUITE PEOPLE

  • @ashkaaz
    @ashkaaz 3 года назад +3046

    Can we just appreciate that YUZUYA sounds exactly like every character

  • @R.a.y.n.e_
    @R.a.y.n.e_ 3 года назад +966

    "Sleep well, little villian.."
    *[Internal squealing]*

    • @randobumbo
      @randobumbo 3 года назад +18

      its so hard for me to squeal internally lol its so hard to keep it in when im so excited

    • @Moo_Flower
      @Moo_Flower 3 года назад +12

      Same, I would have already died-

    • @SheepChan.
      @SheepChan. 3 года назад +3

      Me: 👁👁👄👄👁👁 why u leave me

    • @aisharashad6551
      @aisharashad6551 3 года назад +1

      Intensifies*

    • @salomediaz2120
      @salomediaz2120 3 года назад +1

      I just screamed when I heard him say that and my brother just looked at me like I’m a maniac

  • @apersoncalledemma4268
    @apersoncalledemma4268 3 года назад +1061

    "They're only gonna hate you more"
    *Trust me. That's Impossible*

  • @nathanielking32
    @nathanielking32 3 года назад +1028

    Dabi: What makes you want to join ?
    Me: I don't have enough money to buy chicken nuggets.
    Dabi: Oh, how tragic ..........

  • @wild.raccoons
    @wild.raccoons 3 года назад +435

    Dabi: "wanna be my little spoon baby?"
    Me: *𝐠𝐚𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐢𝐧 57 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬*

  • @pieceofcilantro
    @pieceofcilantro 3 года назад +931

    “I’m gonna need to search you”
    **forgets how to breathe**

  • @starscreamlover123
    @starscreamlover123 3 года назад +931

    When you wanted to be a normal citizen but then this hot, purple scarred guy names Dabi tries to get you to join the LOV: "I mean, sure!"

  • @harpyhavok9556
    @harpyhavok9556 3 года назад +849

    "Looks like you're stuck with me whether you like it or not."
    Me: oh trust me Dabi, I LIKE it.

    • @Moo_Flower
      @Moo_Flower 3 года назад +11

      (Out of character)
      😏

    • @Jayden-pl6un
      @Jayden-pl6un 3 года назад +7

      😏

    • @floricita
      @floricita 3 года назад +4

      😏✋🏼

    • @haha-xk8eg
      @haha-xk8eg 3 года назад +3

      @@Moo_Flower My twin?! What are you doing here??

    • @Moo_Flower
      @Moo_Flower 3 года назад +2

      @@haha-xk8eg -.-

  • @finnsaffelsipes
    @finnsaffelsipes 3 года назад +806

    idk why but the line “your eyes are swimming with it” is so beautiful and descriptive

    • @AmiEdwards123
      @AmiEdwards123 3 года назад +19

      Reminds me of when inanime a character is fascinated or excited and the light in their eyes literally "swims around"

    • @janethekiller9123
      @janethekiller9123 3 года назад +5

      Yep

    • @not_pho3nix952
      @not_pho3nix952 3 года назад +2

      I read this exactly as he said it 😭👍😩🤧😂

  • @WerkaPop
    @WerkaPop 3 года назад +463

    Dabi: What someone like you can bring to the table?
    Me: Hmm... therapy? Ya'll look like you need it 👀

  • @A30NSS
    @A30NSS 3 года назад +859

    dabi: "how tragic. A person with no one who loves them. Truly sad."
    me af: big talk for someone who has daddy issues ://

    • @totallynotkodzuna9997
      @totallynotkodzuna9997 3 года назад +31

      HAHAHA hey hey hey friend~ you got daddy issues too?🤠✋ Here I am~

    • @audreyokyere4272
      @audreyokyere4272 3 года назад +20

      @@totallynotkodzuna9997 daddy issues gang 😎✋

    • @Vixtal
      @Vixtal 3 года назад +22

      " *Tough talk for a small co-* "

    • @charlieking66
      @charlieking66 3 года назад +9

      Dang Dabi
      GET REKT

    • @lexie1287
      @lexie1287 3 года назад +14

      @@Vixtal you should've said " *Big talk for a small co-* " 💀

  • @avamata2938
    @avamata2938 3 года назад +323

    Dabi: someone specifically who doesn't deserve it...you wouldn't know
    Me: uhhhhh..ya mean Endeavor?

  • @xxsmiles1813
    @xxsmiles1813 3 года назад +463

    "what exactly do you bring to the table???"
    Me: food.
    *"You could be useful to our cause"*
    *-'how to get a job with a gang'-*

    • @comfort_devil
      @comfort_devil 3 года назад +6

      lol

    • @jasmijn3076
      @jasmijn3076 3 года назад +4

      @@comfort_devil satannnn hey babe long time no see, don’t tell god I’m talking to you (I made a secret account)

    • @kurapikaeyes699
      @kurapikaeyes699 3 года назад +4

      @@jasmijn3076 ill pray for you

    • @makotonaegi7521
      @makotonaegi7521 3 года назад +10

      *That's how Mafia works*

    • @kurapikaeyes699
      @kurapikaeyes699 3 года назад +2

      @@makotonaegi7521 trur

  • @bunnygirlfren8396
    @bunnygirlfren8396 3 года назад +351

    “so you wanna become a villain huh..?”
    *eating my frozen go gurt with elsa on it* yuh😛

    • @msvalerican
      @msvalerican 3 года назад +34

      Yuh the Elsa go gurt slaps 😩✋🏽

    • @nou3491
      @nou3491 3 года назад +15

      @@msvalerican fr fr, it be bussin xd

    • @charlieking66
      @charlieking66 3 года назад +6

      @@msvalerican ain't lie'n

    • @personoclock5867
      @personoclock5867 3 года назад +2

      wellllll elsas back in town for me sooooo-

    • @ugly7752
      @ugly7752 2 года назад

      💀🤚

  • @hazelcheung7540
    @hazelcheung7540 3 года назад +775

    That underated voice acting and underated sound affects
    So in a nutshell:
    You are ✨underated✨

    • @Moo_Flower
      @Moo_Flower 3 года назад +11

      And he shouldn't be, he is one of the few people that have no drama rn.

    • @SheepChan.
      @SheepChan. 2 года назад +1

      @@Moo_Flower Bakuhoe? 👁️👄👁️

    • @Moo_Flower
      @Moo_Flower 2 года назад +1

      @@SheepChan. so you think your funny? Don't call me bakuhoe 😐🤚

    • @SheepChan.
      @SheepChan. 2 года назад

      @@Moo_Flower Okay sorry Katsuki

    • @Moo_Flower
      @Moo_Flower 2 года назад

      @@user.online707 Nah its fine, I pretty much understand what you mean. It honestly sucks to see people with actual chance to just go down hill. ☹

  • @marnami
    @marnami 3 года назад +166

    STOP STOP STOP WHEN HE SAID “LITTLE VILLAIN” AJKWBEJWJ I FORGOT HOT TO BREATHEEEE

    • @arwen9541
      @arwen9541 3 года назад +4

      And spell...

    • @astral2556
      @astral2556 3 года назад +1

      @@arwen9541 pffft haha

    • @echerry-chan4117
      @echerry-chan4117 2 года назад +1

      @@arwen9541 definitely

    • @pcas1394
      @pcas1394 2 года назад +1

      Ik he said that in the last vid lol

  • @clxudii_ruru5709
    @clxudii_ruru5709 3 года назад +234

    YT: Yuzu--
    Me: *Iida has nothin' on meh*

    • @liyareilly6150
      @liyareilly6150 3 года назад +12

      We’re real speed

    • @tayy066
      @tayy066 3 года назад +5

      GOTTA GO FAST 💨💨💨💨

    • @Yuri-samaa
      @Yuri-samaa 3 года назад

      I was like
      🏃🏻‍♀️💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
      ShE's A rUnNeR sHe'S a TrAcK sTaR
      🏃🏻‍♀️💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

  • @gabrieldavid5704
    @gabrieldavid5704 3 года назад +192

    NOW YOURE TALKING MY LANGUAGE

    • @Vixtal
      @Vixtal 3 года назад +6

      I ruined the 69 likes

    • @Yuri-samaa
      @Yuri-samaa 3 года назад +3

      I ruined the 139 likes

  • @bonnie_jack5752
    @bonnie_jack5752 3 года назад +152

    Dabi: I’m gonna have to search you me:PARDON ME BUT WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY

  • @syul1715
    @syul1715 3 года назад +156

    “I’m not gonna hurt you”
    SAYS THE BURNT CHIKEN NUGGET THAT KIDNAPPED ME-

  • @justempress7876
    @justempress7876 3 года назад +128

    "I need to search you" D, my body is ready

    • @zarawaslost
      @zarawaslost 3 года назад +11

      LMAOOOO
      Me with my insecuRE self: WAIT WH--

  • @xxlyssa.gachaxx5770
    @xxlyssa.gachaxx5770 3 года назад +358

    When I hear Dabi’s name I can’t help but think *DOBBY THE HOUSE ELF*
    Dobby is free 🥺

  • @moijjmaij6882
    @moijjmaij6882 3 года назад +126

    Dabi:"Sleep well litle villain"
    And I'm just starting to scream because it was cute😳

  • @kenyaaay2424
    @kenyaaay2424 3 года назад +184

    RUclips: YU-
    Me: baby, I’m already here. I’m speed. 👩🏽‍🦯

  • @bonnie_jack5752
    @bonnie_jack5752 3 года назад +159

    Dabi: I’m gonna get some sleep but that means I’m going to have to restrain you me: spits coffee from 8am WUT THE HELL IS WITH THIS AUDIO AND MAKING ME SIMP

  • @yumekojabami3307
    @yumekojabami3307 3 года назад +138

    The title: Dabi recruits you to the league of villains
    Me: I’m already apart of the Akatsuki and the spiders.....

    • @ll1vingdollyyy
      @ll1vingdollyyy 3 года назад +9

      You're nothing but a crazy gambler

    • @totallynotkodzuna9997
      @totallynotkodzuna9997 3 года назад +7

      @@ll1vingdollyyy you're nothing but just a teen with anger issues who's trying to reach #1, ending up only being #2.
      *chuckes *
      I pitty you, Bakugou.
      I AM SO SORRY BAKUGOU I'M JUST SAYING IN A VILLAIN PERSPECTIVE ILYSM PLS DON'T HATE ME 😭 I ACTUALLY THINK YOU DESERVE TO BE #1 HERO-

    • @lind9199
      @lind9199 3 года назад +3

      @@ll1vingdollyyy oh come on bakugo- you know she is better than u gambling right? 🤠✨

    • @NicoleFilms131
      @NicoleFilms131 3 года назад +2

      I have seen you in so many comment sections and it scares me-

    • @coralinefarquaad1101
      @coralinefarquaad1101 2 года назад

      Is that from demon slayer? I could be wrong be I’m just checking 0-0

  • @starnook1239
    @starnook1239 3 года назад +316

    “You’ve seen a lot of sadness and rejection through your life, haven’t you?”
    *Angry Too is blasting in the back of my head*
    *yeah you could say that*

    • @sleepy_bat9555
      @sleepy_bat9555 3 года назад +5

      ✨relatable✨

    • @starnook1239
      @starnook1239 3 года назад +5

      @@sleepy_bat9555 relatable gang ✨

    • @aijin_coffee-addict9453
      @aijin_coffee-addict9453 3 года назад +7

      yes its a great song and it deserves to be in our head for when we wanna punch someone

    • @starnook1239
      @starnook1239 3 года назад +2

      @@aijin_coffee-addict9453 yes 😔✌️

    • @rowlettrr
      @rowlettrr 3 года назад +2

      Relatable

  • @kam1530
    @kam1530 3 года назад +100

    "I'm gonna need to search you"
    "you're tired aren't you? Wanna go up to my room?"
    "...unless you want my bed? _heh_ i wouldn't mind you in bed with me"
    "Fortunately, that means I've gotta restrain you"
    "Why'd i take my shirt off?"
    "You're kinda cute"
    "Wanna be my little spoon, baby?"
    "your skin is soft"
    _"Sleep well, little villain"_
    I stopped breathing halfway through 😎👍

    • @Slivpopvr
      @Slivpopvr Год назад +2

      Reading this made me forget how to breathe and speak

  • @JayisGay1313
    @JayisGay1313 3 года назад +83

    Dabi: well, you gonna come lay down?
    Me: 👀👀 yes sir I will

  • @joyli._.0225
    @joyli._.0225 3 года назад +172

    The one dislike is Endeavor
    Wait...
    Why is he here?

  • @Syrinide
    @Syrinide 3 года назад +271

    OH heck yeah, this one has amazing ambience, and your Dabi voice always has me weak!! I love this one sO MUCH

    • @YUZUYARU
      @YUZUYARU  3 года назад +71

      AHHHH THANK YOU SEIKO

    • @coralinefarquaad1101
      @coralinefarquaad1101 2 года назад +9

      @@YUZUYARU if your reading this (most likely not) your my favorite asmr RUclipsr

  • @callmestacyd5934
    @callmestacyd5934 3 года назад +93

    “I don’t usually get this kind of attention.”
    The entire BNHA fandom: 👀

  • @ace-porcot1044
    @ace-porcot1044 3 года назад +273

    Dabi: Am I intimidating or something?
    Me: no your just hot
    Dabi: good, I wanna scare you
    Me (a dom): Bitch try me *brings out a Paddle*

    • @randobumbo
      @randobumbo 3 года назад +15

      PFFT- i cant say the same about the last line lol im a switch but audios like these make me feel like a sub :3

    • @harmonium5495
      @harmonium5495 3 года назад +9

      _I'm a dom too!_ Holy shit it's hard to find top Dabi simps- or I've been blind which is also logical

    • @ace-porcot1044
      @ace-porcot1044 3 года назад +5

      @@harmonium5495 they make so many top dabi’s 🥲 We are very rare😔

    • @Vixtal
      @Vixtal 3 года назад +7

      Yes.we are very very powerful when It comes to dominance and we are rare💀👏🏽

    • @staraponte4405
      @staraponte4405 3 года назад +4

      bruh i can’t say the same about me i could never be a dom😭

  • @yellowflower3972
    @yellowflower3972 3 года назад +21

    "i kinda hate that socializing is a human need" same, same

    • @SheepChan.
      @SheepChan. 2 года назад +2

      Same here I hate talking to people, ew

  • @Neighbor-assistantYN
    @Neighbor-assistantYN 3 года назад +84

    Dabi is tipsy and touch starved. Does he seriously thinks that a bound, nervous captive is going to just fall asleep that close to him?

    • @echerry-chan4117
      @echerry-chan4117 2 года назад +4

      He would be wrong if he didn’t think I wouldn’t fall asleep close to him

    • @SpiderBrained
      @SpiderBrained 2 года назад +2

      Me : …. No?

  • @russianwaifu6557
    @russianwaifu6557 3 года назад +57

    Dabi: What exactly does someone like you bring to the table?
    Me: I CAN BARK IN HISOKAS VOICE.
    Dabi: You are set.

  • @miace_1311
    @miace_1311 3 года назад +370

    It really went to "i don't trust you." To "Come here baby.."-
    edit: BXAHUKXB THANK YOU FOR THE LIKES-

    • @syrinide2051
      @syrinide2051 3 года назад +51

      alcohol is a hell of a drug-

    • @miace_1311
      @miace_1311 3 года назад +9

      @@syrinide2051 it is- xD

    • @Neighbor-assistantYN
      @Neighbor-assistantYN 3 года назад +17

      After that much alcohol and probably a lonely life, anyone new is fair game.😏

    • @x_wildweeb_x8098
      @x_wildweeb_x8098 3 года назад +2

      @@Neighbor-assistantYN I have seen you- Quite a lot-

    • @Neighbor-assistantYN
      @Neighbor-assistantYN 3 года назад +1

      @@x_wildweeb_x8098 I comment quite a lot.

  • @syul1715
    @syul1715 3 года назад +13

    Dabi: quirk.
    Captions: cork.

  • @Xciss0rs
    @Xciss0rs 3 года назад +132

    Dabi: Have you ever killed anyone?
    Me: :)
    Dabi: The look on your face right now. I can tell you’re nervous about this
    Me: 🤬

    • @Xciss0rs
      @Xciss0rs 3 года назад +1

      @Savannah Delgado 🙂🔪

    • @FallingEchos
      @FallingEchos 2 года назад

      Afton?

    • @Xciss0rs
      @Xciss0rs 2 года назад

      @@FallingEchos 😀🔪

  • @kokoangel4441
    @kokoangel4441 3 года назад +15

    Twice entering Dabi's room in the morning like "Ooh- 👁️👄👁️📸"

    • @0nionly
      @0nionly 3 года назад +1

      He would take a picture tho 😭✋
      Then him and Toga would tease him about it for MONTHS

    • @kokoangel4441
      @kokoangel4441 3 года назад +1

      @@0nionly Chronicles of Dabi's suffering 😭💀

  • @plushvamp
    @plushvamp 3 года назад +222

    Dabi: ” i wouldn’t mind you in bed with me “
    Me: GRRR WOOF WOOFF ARFF WOOFF GRRRR WOOF ARF ARF WOOFF

    • @wolfheart7003
      @wolfheart7003 3 года назад +13

      So u two are a Dabi simp. TBH I thought the same thing....except MEOW HISS MEOW MEOW HISSS MEOW

    • @salomediaz2120
      @salomediaz2120 3 года назад +13

      CHIRP CHIRP SLITHER SLITHER MOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @mistressmiku2770
      @mistressmiku2770 2 года назад +7

      WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF BARK WOOF ARF ARF

    • @banitoaksioni9227
      @banitoaksioni9227 2 года назад +6

      Auuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @Yo_mama69
      @Yo_mama69 2 года назад +9

      Ahem WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF (gobble me swallow me)

  • @azira_likesfoxes8326
    @azira_likesfoxes8326 3 года назад +39

    RUclips:YUZUYA has...
    Me:SHHH IM ALREADY HERE

  • @eleanormcarthur9072
    @eleanormcarthur9072 3 года назад +195

    Dabi: So.. you wanna join the league of vilians, huh?
    Me, eating goldfish: Uh.. sure!
    Dabi: what exactly does someone like you, bring to the table?
    Me: *looks down at my bag of goldfish*
    ..... Goldfish.
    Dabi: Huh.... I see.. Well, i guess you could be somewhat useful to our cause then.
    PFFTT WHAT AM I GONNA DO? THROW GOLDFISH CRACKERS AT ENIMES?! 😂😂😂

  • @brianlumpkin5767
    @brianlumpkin5767 3 года назад +40

    “Why do you want to join?”
    Me:i want Toga
    Him:”so nobody loves you”
    Me:BROO

  • @samanthawehrmeister421
    @samanthawehrmeister421 3 года назад +29

    "What can you bring to the table?"
    Me: knifes and puns

    • @manaalmoosa7977
      @manaalmoosa7977 3 года назад +3

      And I'll bring spelling. It's _knives_ 😃

  • @apparentlyev7769
    @apparentlyev7769 3 года назад +33

    YUZUYA can voice any character oh my god-

  • @gabrieldavid5704
    @gabrieldavid5704 3 года назад +21

    "Do you think im weak or something?"
    Me: Are you bakugou now?

  • @SakiUshiiba
    @SakiUshiiba 3 года назад +75

    Not gonna lie, this one's one of my favorites now... The voice is perfection, and the ambiance is so good! Plus I just simp for Dabi, so I'm biased~
    Keep up the amazing work, YUZUYA!

  • @_spookds__7393
    @_spookds__7393 3 года назад +52

    I did not just get recruited by a purple skittle to the lov... but you know it’s good we’re still swag🕺🏽
    In all seriousness though, you did a fantastic job voicing this and the ambiance just- *chefs kiss* -well done, I am currently simping:D

  • @baddieb4658
    @baddieb4658 3 года назад +117

    "What could someone like you bring to the table?"
    I BAKE HELLA GOOD COOKIES AND THRIVE OFF OF CHICKEN NUGGIES

    • @Fyodors_UshankaHat
      @Fyodors_UshankaHat 3 года назад +7

      if thats not going to let you in i dont know what will-

    • @baddieb4658
      @baddieb4658 3 года назад +5

      @@Fyodors_UshankaHat i know right?? im like perfect for the job😩

    • @kirishimashoe7899
      @kirishimashoe7899 3 года назад +2

      @@baddieb4658 YESSSSS😌✨

    • @lovedahliaa
      @lovedahliaa 3 года назад +2

      I cook poisoned fish he better accept me

    • @Fyodors_UshankaHat
      @Fyodors_UshankaHat 3 года назад +1

      @@lovedahliaa oop-

  • @tsukiokami1487
    @tsukiokami1487 3 года назад +34

    Imma just go lie down in some snow for a minute

  • @jadiex
    @jadiex 3 года назад +87

    "what even makes you want to join huh?"
    My dumbass: MURDER, ANARCHY, AND PURE CHAOS!
    "oh how tragic"
    Me: Bitch-

  • @ejirokirishima7515
    @ejirokirishima7515 3 года назад +82

    the whole time he was talking about this one certain person who hurt him i was like BITCH ITS ENDEVOUR

    • @marnami
      @marnami 3 года назад +10

      DUDE SAME I WAS LIKE “OOO YES WE SHALL THROW THE TRASH AWAY 😏” lmao

    • @totallynotkodzuna9997
      @totallynotkodzuna9997 3 года назад +5

      lol the moment he's dead I'm gonna laugh asf like
      "lol bye b1tch-" *slaps face *

    • @ejirokirishima7515
      @ejirokirishima7515 3 года назад +4

      @@marnami Hell YEAH👌

    • @ejirokirishima7515
      @ejirokirishima7515 3 года назад +3

      @@totallynotkodzuna9997 same😌

    • @totallynotkodzuna9997
      @totallynotkodzuna9997 3 года назад +1

      @@ejirokirishima7515
      "like yo cut G" * slaps face *
      * wheezes *
      *throws a dance party with Shoto, Dabi and Natsuo *

  • @reannahgoff143
    @reannahgoff143 3 года назад +26

    Am I the only one that finds his voice calming?

  • @thedefinitionofshy1763
    @thedefinitionofshy1763 3 года назад +39

    Dabi: Well what exactly does someone like you bring to the table?
    Me: I can walk down the entire stairwell to my room in the basement
    Dabi: ...
    Dabi: Huh?
    Me: With the lights off.
    Dabi: *Dramatic gasp*

    • @user-du2gh1rk3j
      @user-du2gh1rk3j 3 года назад

      Me: well I do acting kinda

    • @SpiderBrained
      @SpiderBrained 2 года назад +1

      It’s not like demons are gonna get me , we besties!

  • @EliIsAClown
    @EliIsAClown 3 года назад +27

    Me who is talking to him the entire time:

    • @gachaemmy8267
      @gachaemmy8267 3 года назад +2

      Me... Im happy that Im home alone

  • @kal3cv
    @kal3cv 3 года назад +16

    Dabi: do you want to be my little spoon baby?
    Me: HELL YEAH

  • @Imamnesia
    @Imamnesia 3 года назад +13

    “ ~ Wanna be my little spoon baby~”
    I swear I’m not joking when I say I felt my heart stop for a whole minute………

    • @idkdude8543
      @idkdude8543 2 года назад +3

      It’s been 4 months are you alive?…

  • @aisharashad6551
    @aisharashad6551 3 года назад +37

    Dabi: I’ll have to restrain you.
    Me spits out the water I was drinking: man god damnit
    A few moments later
    Dabi: come here.
    Me: alright (internal screaming intensifies)
    Dabi: sleep well little villain;)
    Me: do you trust me now? Can you now unrestraint me now?

  • @preciousamit3570
    @preciousamit3570 3 года назад +38

    i am early again‚ i’m not lightning mcqueen but i am speed-

  • @satarahcorbeil1174
    @satarahcorbeil1174 3 года назад +17

    "you smell nice"
    Me: UhM cReEp

  • @poohbear8320
    @poohbear8320 3 года назад +22

    Dabi: show me your quirk.
    Me: * GOES FULL AFTON * I AM THE PURPLE GIRLLLLLLL PURPLE GIRLLLLLLLLLLL

    • @SheepChan.
      @SheepChan. 2 года назад

      Me: sitting there with a straight face

  • @mariaxi_mari
    @mariaxi_mari 3 года назад +39

    Yesss more Dabi content! I'm gonna sleep well tonight ✨

  • @theleagueofvillains8078
    @theleagueofvillains8078 2 года назад +8

    Dabi: *starts talking* Me: "Hi Touya 🙂" Dabi: " HOW THE ACTUAL FU-

  • @heytanaa
    @heytanaa 3 года назад +18

    So we just going to not talk about how his neck is the length of a baguette? Oh ok 😃✋

    • @manaalmoosa7977
      @manaalmoosa7977 3 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @0nionly
      @0nionly 3 года назад +1

      I made tea kettle sounds bc of this comment

  • @Kheluichollow
    @Kheluichollow 3 года назад +42

    Dabi:”why do you want to join the LOV?”
    Me:”Don’t you guys want to at least have someone take care of you guys?”
    Him:👁👄👁
    Shiggy:👁👄👁

    • @Yuri-samaa
      @Yuri-samaa 3 года назад +5

      Oh while your at it make Shiggy use Chapstick and lotion

    • @tomurashigaraki192
      @tomurashigaraki192 2 года назад +8

      @@Yuri-samaa my skin is perfectly fine.
      *ich ich ich*.
      FINE.

    • @SpiderBrained
      @SpiderBrained 2 года назад +1

      @@tomurashigaraki192 *that* is debatable shiggy

    • @Kheluichollow
      @Kheluichollow Год назад

      @@tomurashigaraki192 You need lotion man 😀

    • @Alternate_Gacha1264
      @Alternate_Gacha1264 Год назад

      @@tomurashigaraki192 you are why I opened a skincare store (not irl but still :D)

  • @morbidminds6717
    @morbidminds6717 3 года назад +46

    Oh I thought this was part of the Vacation series, I was like "But the boys :( "

  • @kattaylor2132
    @kattaylor2132 3 года назад +6

    Him: Take a shot.
    Twelve year old me: YES PLEASE

  • @katsuki._.bakugou3321
    @katsuki._.bakugou3321 2 года назад +6

    Dabi: puts handcuffs on me*
    Me: blink, tries to bite the chain*
    Dabi: continues talking*
    Me: (WHY CHANT I GET THESE OFF EEEEEE)

  • @billiambilliam5603
    @billiambilliam5603 3 года назад +14

    dabi: what exactly does someone like you bring to the table?
    me: myy... winning personality?

  • @eriannahsofia
    @eriannahsofia 3 года назад +24

    What am I doing with my life at this point

  • @ysay999
    @ysay999 3 года назад +17

    Dabi: *You want to be my little spoon, baby*
    Me: *suddenly Stops breathing*

    • @yanichann5299
      @yanichann5299 3 года назад +1

      I feel you-

    • @SheepChan.
      @SheepChan. 2 года назад +1

      👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️👁️👄👁️

    • @SpiderBrained
      @SpiderBrained 2 года назад

      This just in; VeryEpic has been reported dead . They died due to loss of oxygen

  • @christinareiger
    @christinareiger 3 года назад +28

    Again, this is utter perfection.

  • @unavailableayato
    @unavailableayato 3 года назад +10

    YES. JUST YES.

  • @ratio832
    @ratio832 3 года назад +5

    _YUZUYA???-_
    _Did u kidnap the voice actors?-_

  • @ochacouraraka3986
    @ochacouraraka3986 3 года назад +12

    All a sudden, I don’t wanna be a hero anymore😳

    • @apersoncalledemma4268
      @apersoncalledemma4268 3 года назад +4

      Uraraka 💀✋-

    • @ochacouraraka3986
      @ochacouraraka3986 3 года назад

      @@apersoncalledemma4268 this isn’t what It looks like... I swear😳

    • @JamieS1997
      @JamieS1997 3 года назад +2

      I dont blame you- can I come with you 🥺🥺

    • @ochacouraraka3986
      @ochacouraraka3986 3 года назад

      @@JamieS1997 Of course! 🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ We can run away from U.A together

    • @JamieS1997
      @JamieS1997 3 года назад +1

      @@ochacouraraka3986 yes 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

  • @ashwasfound1992
    @ashwasfound1992 3 года назад +11

    * me joining the ua * * meeting Dabi *
    * joining the lov *

  • @redactedlovebot5049
    @redactedlovebot5049 3 года назад +19

    *grabs backpack and knife*
    BYE SISTERS IM A VILLAIN NOW🤝😩

  • @yamjam__3190
    @yamjam__3190 3 года назад +8

    Dabi: “ill watch you closely..”
    Also Dabi: 👁_👁

  • @shea7265
    @shea7265 3 года назад +18

    i’m so down bad that i found the drinking sounds hawt 😃🤚

    • @Me-ko8il
      @Me-ko8il 3 года назад +1

      Same 😂🖐

  • @aisharashad6551
    @aisharashad6551 3 года назад +6

    All these comments are gonna kill me
    It’s been 5 minutes of me laughing it hasn’t stopped
    10 minutes almost dead
    11 minutes I don’t know how I’m breathing

  • @MJ-wz7li
    @MJ-wz7li 3 года назад +21

    Dabi: so, what makes you want to join the League of Villians?
    Me: well, ion know-
    Dabi: oh, how tragic-
    Me: i- *i didn't get to finish-* 👁👄👁

  • @rundmnope
    @rundmnope 3 года назад +11

    Clicked so fast i scared away sonic

  • @SystemCrashXD
    @SystemCrashXD 3 года назад +48

    No dislikes? *GUD* . Ik everyone *likes* Dabi.
    *IM BLUE DABIDEEDABIDIEDABIDEEDABIDIEDABIDEEDABIDIEEEEEE.*

  • @cucumber7199
    @cucumber7199 3 года назад +5

    Cucumber Approved ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @aayanommaishi
      @aayanommaishi 3 года назад

      AYE ITS BEEN A HOT MINUTE. WHATS UP CUCUMBER?

    • @m0nicasantos
      @m0nicasantos 3 года назад

      I swear I keep on seeing you on asmr videos but I’m not complaining

  • @gachaunderworld9120
    @gachaunderworld9120 3 года назад +12

    I really love this- i wish there would be a video where y/n is looking at dabi's scars and trying to think of a way to heal it and you know rubbing the scars really slowly-it would be a really holsome moment! 👉👈❤💞

  • @echerry-chan4117
    @echerry-chan4117 2 года назад +6

    Dabi:what makes you want to join
    Me: Uhh, I have no friends 🥲😒😞
    Dabi:Oh how tragic...
    My friends:BiSh WhAt aM i A rOaCh 🪳

  • @emxtionalgal7946
    @emxtionalgal7946 3 года назад +7

    "'you relize people will only hate u more''
    Me: YAY just what i wanted

    • @emxtionalgal7946
      @emxtionalgal7946 3 года назад

      Dabi:have u killed anyone befor
      me: oop he coght me (not realy lol)

  • @oliviavallo2993
    @oliviavallo2993 3 года назад +9

    KING!!

  • @trashpanda1829
    @trashpanda1829 3 года назад +14

    dabi: we needed a quirk like yours anyways
    me: *mouth full of sour candy* Why did you need a fusion quirk-
    (my bnha quirk forces the subject to fuse with the person they trust the most like steven universe fusing yes and it also fuses their quirks)
    also i love how theres thousands of likes and literally only O N E dislike-

  • @neviem567
    @neviem567 3 года назад +12

    me watching this at 3am: *my door opens up*
    me: Mom.... im sorry...

  • @soph8249
    @soph8249 3 года назад +10

    No dislikes- IT SHOULD STAY THAT WAY 😤💕

  • @pjaysforhire_3278
    @pjaysforhire_3278 3 года назад +11

    "What exactly can someone like you bring to the table?"
    "Absolutely nothing!"
    "Ah i see. I guess you could be somewhat useful to our cause then."
    "What even makes you wanna join huh?"
    "Well, i don't actually want to join-"
    "How tragic!"

  • @juicy_elbows7686
    @juicy_elbows7686 2 года назад +4

    dabi: ''hmm... your clean.
    *dies of laughter*

  • @finnsaffelsipes
    @finnsaffelsipes 3 года назад +15

    never clicked something so fast in my life

  • @Izzieisbusy
    @Izzieisbusy 3 года назад +8

    I can't stop thinking that while Dabi is flirting shiggy is playing video games