Talking Fast With a Record-Setting Speed Talker

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
  • If you were a kid in the ‘80s, you might recognize this man, or, at least, you’ll recognize his velocity of speech. John Moschitta Jr.’s motormouth dominated the airwaves with stints as the fast-talking FedEx guy, Mr. Testaverde on “Saved by the Bell” and the infamous Micro Machines Man. With the ability to say up to 11 words per second, Moschitta broke the world record and made a career out of his dizzying cadence. The Guinness-certified speed talker sat down to give us the whole scoop on his life in fast lane. Now, try to keep up.
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  • @GreatBigStory
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  • @3boody_
    @3boody_ 4 года назад +14111

    All jokes aside, this guy genuinely looks like a really fun person to talk and have a conversation with.

    • @vanaprasthaoutdoors7215
      @vanaprasthaoutdoors7215 4 года назад +44

      Abdullah Sarwari look at his videos from the 80s

    • @kmagic11
      @kmagic11 4 года назад +328

      all jokes til he starts roasting you in 11 words a second

    • @lyricghee
      @lyricghee 4 года назад +68

      if you can catch up

    • @aidan-131
      @aidan-131 4 года назад +11

      this is such a wholesome comment

    • @mannamedjared
      @mannamedjared 4 года назад +21

      He will do the entire conversation himself before you manage to say a single word

  • @thechezychez
    @thechezychez 4 года назад +5768

    im actually surprised how he can just bring up a whole conversation without running out of words to say

    • @liapea3591
      @liapea3591 4 года назад +9

      thechezychez same

    • @feminico2613
      @feminico2613 3 года назад +79

      The power of reading a whole dictionary

    • @taker6857
      @taker6857 3 года назад +14

      @@feminico2613 power we have never seen before. It kinda feels good that humans can do such talents

    • @ManaSamaLover.
      @ManaSamaLover. 3 года назад +3

      IKRRR

    • @thenextbigthing1393
      @thenextbigthing1393 3 года назад +12

      He probably thinks fast too

  • @sdx3918
    @sdx3918 5 лет назад +16796

    When you're ordering food but your battery is at 1%

  • @hatred9427
    @hatred9427 2 года назад +992

    The fact that one day he decided to get his name on a book and ended up having his life set is incredible.

  • @CJ_1406
    @CJ_1406 3 года назад +4497

    The guy who is making subtitles: Another day's work.

  • @Mippyy
    @Mippyy 4 года назад +4101

    Eminem: you arent even fast
    John: oh I wasnt rapping I was just talking

  • @Herbivisionarie
    @Herbivisionarie 3 года назад +7919

    This is the guy who explains the terms and conditions at the end of ads.

  • @Orpheusftw
    @Orpheusftw 2 года назад +511

    What I found most interesting is that he _practiced_ the skill. I always kind of just figured it was one of those "you've got it, or you don't" deals.

    • @icanbreathe9161
      @icanbreathe9161 Год назад +2

      Practice makes perfect

    • @cube4547
      @cube4547 Год назад +24

      There's literally nothing like that. Whenever it seems like someone has natural abilities from birth that's just because that's exactly the impression they want to give.

    • @axeluwu3959
      @axeluwu3959 Год назад

      @@cube4547 you're on the point, I really hate that, why someone wanna figure he's good without effort

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 Год назад +3

      ​@@cube4547what about people who can wiggle their ears?

    • @moarmosspatoproductions1475
      @moarmosspatoproductions1475 5 месяцев назад

      The Skooks creator, spotted in the middle of a RUclips comment section.

  • @radicalonion4979
    @radicalonion4979 3 года назад +8493

    Can we just appreciate how entertaining he is when he's telling stories

    • @sean6992
      @sean6992 3 года назад +14

      Yes

    • @SilverRay2
      @SilverRay2 3 года назад +21

      100% yes... imagine how enjoyable experience his children and grandchildren must be having with him being so entertaining..😊🤗

    • @patelnjapl3561
      @patelnjapl3561 3 года назад +4

      @@SilverRay2 and fast

    • @syedhussain2151
      @syedhussain2151 3 года назад

      Why not 🖤😏

    • @noone-ub4zn
      @noone-ub4zn 3 года назад +1

      'can we just appreciate'

  • @TylerZak-zr5hj
    @TylerZak-zr5hj 5 лет назад +4732

    Eminem: I’m the fastest rapper
    John: *hold my hamlet book*

    • @mangoteelicht9272
      @mangoteelicht9272 5 лет назад +26

      Eminem isn't even in the top 100

    • @xy710
      @xy710 5 лет назад +15

      @@mangoteelicht9272 dumbass

    • @mangoteelicht9272
      @mangoteelicht9272 5 лет назад +12

      @@black-my9qm Dude rebel xd, crucified, k-fix, dna tru lyricist, SplytSecond, outsider, leach, the jokerr, MC Rice, Mizury mize. Check out Underground choppers 6 you will see there are people who are faster. The best guy for this stuff is nahdah vebb, he made a top 100.

    • @czeeyanbatul3057
      @czeeyanbatul3057 5 лет назад +4

      But john is not a rapper at all

    • @Y3llowBone
      @Y3llowBone 5 лет назад +1

      Eminem got nothing on him lol

  • @allandejesusjr.1722
    @allandejesusjr.1722 3 года назад +1668

    Imagine him being a teacher:
    Enters the room*
    "Good Morning Class"
    30 seconds later*
    "That's the end of our discussion, see you tomorrow."

    • @REEEPROGRAM
      @REEEPROGRAM 3 года назад +82

      Now imagine him as the captain of the plane
      "attention passangers.."
      10 seconds later
      "... Sit back and relax"

    • @birdboy16
      @birdboy16 3 года назад +19

      That would be my favorite class

    • @evog35viii
      @evog35viii 3 года назад +26

      Good luck trying to take down notes.

    • @yaya_pagan
      @yaya_pagan 3 года назад +16

      He wrote a book called ten minute university so he could be your teacher

    • @SuperFlashDriver
      @SuperFlashDriver 2 года назад +4

      @@REEEPROGRAM XDDDDD

  • @yourdad1367
    @yourdad1367 Год назад +141

    For anyone reading this, I suggest you slow the video down to 0.25x speed in the settings. In terms of his 11 words a second example, it still doesn’t sound like he’s really saying the words. But on his 7-8 word a second example, you can clearly hear him pronounce every single word. Very impressive.

    • @mrthanos2404
      @mrthanos2404 Год назад +29

      I don’t think he can even physically do it with a clear pronunciation. The air doesn’t even have enough time to get out of his mouth before he has to close it again.

    • @OrdenJust
      @OrdenJust Год назад +10

      If the 11-words-a-second example does not sound clearly enunciated at 025x speed, I wonder whether that is a just an artifact of RUclips's audio capabilities. The sounds on my laptop are, after all, digitized and not analog.

    • @sirazurill4243
      @sirazurill4243 Год назад +2

      I might be wrong but I think the 11 word per second take sounds off because the ball trying to follow what he’s saying is a little off.

    • @Loltroll8
      @Loltroll8 4 месяца назад

      also keep in mind, youtube video speed directly affects pitch, so the slower you make it the lower the pitch goes so that also adds to being unable to fully understand him at such speeds

    • @apotatoman4862
      @apotatoman4862 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Loltroll8 youtube video speed does not affect pitch it uses time stretching

  • @balikaras
    @balikaras 3 года назад +2944

    He is the most energetic old man I`ve ver seen

    • @EpicGamerr.
      @EpicGamerr. 3 года назад +3

      @@ThisLeprechaunWrites okay then

    • @Phaedians
      @Phaedians 2 года назад +3

      @@ThisLeprechaunWrites why

    • @cpfbeans
      @cpfbeans 2 года назад

      @@ThisLeprechaunWrites oh

    • @trollgejr2984
      @trollgejr2984 2 года назад

      @@ThisLeprechaunWrites Lol 🤣

    • @enderguardian7443
      @enderguardian7443 2 года назад

      @@trollgejr2984 what did he say

  • @linknator
    @linknator 4 года назад +1031

    At the end he said “it’s our little secret” exposes it to 12 million people.

    • @minatonamikaze8209
      @minatonamikaze8209 4 года назад +10

      want me to give you advice for becoming the 8th hokage

    • @eilyasshafie5030
      @eilyasshafie5030 4 года назад +5

      I HATE YOU ICE AGE BABY

    • @moved4462
      @moved4462 4 года назад

      ice baby is cute >:0

    • @ianawad365
      @ianawad365 4 года назад

      Minato Namikaze nah that’s for konahamaru go fuck urself minato

    • @ediguess
      @ediguess 4 года назад

      Bøxıca wtf

  • @allanqueme4608
    @allanqueme4608 4 года назад +3731

    EMINEM: I fear no man
    John: *exists*
    EMINEM: but that thing, it scares me...

  • @SShiJie
    @SShiJie 6 лет назад +2630

    I'm pretty sure this guy is the commercial guy at the end who says all the disclaimers
    "We are not responsible for any injuries lhlrvo2f51ljw6jl5wlhh5qo"

  • @aureliabadica9520
    @aureliabadica9520 5 лет назад +1844

    Wow i just watched his 1987 interview and i feel like a time traveler

    • @SomeOne-lx6ms
      @SomeOne-lx6ms 5 лет назад +5

      Aurelia Badica ikr

    • @kel_lee
      @kel_lee 5 лет назад +5

      That’s what I’m sayin😂

    • @wanderingghost1558
      @wanderingghost1558 5 лет назад +6

      I'm surprised it was the same person, I was like "na the guy from 1987 was faster." only the check again and see that they are the same person xD

    • @gloriasenteno3270
      @gloriasenteno3270 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Fehnickss
      @Fehnickss 5 лет назад

      666 likes

  • @janetarmstrong79
    @janetarmstrong79 5 лет назад +2992

    Kid: dad can I have a bedtime story
    Dad: ok.....
    Kids: dad where are you going!
    Dad: what I’ve just read you Macbeth

    • @NosyShk
      @NosyShk 5 лет назад +2

      Ahahaha lmao

    • @MrPiggybossin
      @MrPiggybossin 5 лет назад +12

      Josh651 Pro ?

    • @TopBagon
      @TopBagon 5 лет назад +25

      @@josh651pro6 who tf u wooshin'? LMAO

    • @NosyShk
      @NosyShk 5 лет назад +11

      @@josh651pro6 bruh who you wooshing

    • @SagMestKing
      @SagMestKing 5 лет назад +6

      @@josh651pro6 r/woooooooosh

  • @christopherlucas4620
    @christopherlucas4620 2 года назад +103

    I would LOVE to talk to this guy, just for a minute. His story is amazing. Plus he was literally part of my childhood.

    • @Centermass762
      @Centermass762 Год назад +4

      I can still picture everyone in class trying to write notes with papers flying everywhere as he talks and Screech writing with both hands. 🤣

    • @Cyn-TheSilly
      @Cyn-TheSilly 11 месяцев назад +2

      I would love to talk LIKE this guy

  • @Ikitsuu
    @Ikitsuu 4 года назад +10138

    This guy can say every insult he can before you can even say "ok boomer."

    • @squippites7356
      @squippites7356 4 года назад +69

      NO U

    • @egg69420
      @egg69420 4 года назад +107

      Ok boomer

    • @davidmunoz8171
      @davidmunoz8171 4 года назад +34

      @@squippites7356 Same, his username checks out.

    • @Anabe1l
      @Anabe1l 4 года назад +12

      Ayyyyyyy

    • @Ikitsuu
      @Ikitsuu 4 года назад +11

      @@Anabe1l ayyyyo wassup

  • @missywiley3140
    @missywiley3140 5 лет назад +2349

    Sign language interpreters would have a time interpreting him.

    • @vgcc9723
      @vgcc9723 5 лет назад +48

      I would love to see someone trying to do sign language to that or simultaneous interpreting into another language.
      It would be so cool.

    • @sunnybunny1209
      @sunnybunny1209 5 лет назад +81

      Prolly looks like naruto hand signals lmao

    • @ryutyga9946
      @ryutyga9946 5 лет назад +1

      @@sunnybunny1209 lol i bet it would..;)

    • @120_mohamadrifqinaufal4
      @120_mohamadrifqinaufal4 5 лет назад +2

      You should see sign language interpreter for Eminem's rap god live

    • @BudgetMow
      @BudgetMow 5 лет назад +1

      Have u seen the interpreter that was in Eminem's rap god concert ? Check her out

  • @admiralpp
    @admiralpp 4 года назад +1732

    Me: *is about to die*
    Killer: any last words
    Me:

  • @KSN324
    @KSN324 Год назад +15

    The fact that this video has subtitles makes this 10x better.

  • @bromine8494
    @bromine8494 4 года назад +1385

    Eminem: I beginning to feel like a rap go-
    This guy: step aside child

    • @nenolaura2199
      @nenolaura2199 4 года назад +48

      @Ozone Good Joke

    • @TCHICKIBRAXD
      @TCHICKIBRAXD 4 года назад +11

      @Ozone ok boomer

    • @TCHICKIBRAXD
      @TCHICKIBRAXD 4 года назад +9

      @Ozone ok boomer

    • @feridebexheti5277
      @feridebexheti5277 4 года назад +4

      @Ozone that's the joke boomer.

    • @zenthaa
      @zenthaa 4 года назад +4

      @Ozone it's a joke. Why is it so hard for boomers to get a joke 😂

  • @hafsa_99
    @hafsa_99 3 года назад +3308

    How every teacher talks when your trying to take notes

  • @adalinesimonian8723
    @adalinesimonian8723 7 лет назад +1385

    It's amazing how easily you can follow along with what he's saying!

    • @legionslaughter6312
      @legionslaughter6312 7 лет назад +30

      Vartan Simonian the brain is such an amazing computer.

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 7 лет назад +16

      Easier than some raps

    • @tajdarm1730
      @tajdarm1730 7 лет назад +1

      Well they did subtitle almost everything he said

    • @ninjaahjumma
      @ninjaahjumma 7 лет назад +22

      I guess it's also because he enunciates words very clearly despite the speed.

    • @norbadotexestoppedworking181
      @norbadotexestoppedworking181 7 лет назад

      Vartan Simonian my gf talks fast faster then normal person so when he starts talking fast i understand like 90% of it

  • @tiberiusG
    @tiberiusG 3 месяца назад +4

    Not only to have this talent, but also the intelligence to develop an understanding of how to market it effectively, as well as the social skills to sell yourself so damn well. This guy has it all.

  • @insertname3293
    @insertname3293 5 лет назад +1339

    Sonic: *You're too slow!*
    Moschitta: *Are you sure about that?*

  • @TheGalacticKnight
    @TheGalacticKnight 4 года назад +7078

    So he is the one talks about the side effects in medicine commercials.

    • @nojumper01
      @nojumper01 4 года назад +35

      GamerX 255 lol

    • @randomdumbass7231
      @randomdumbass7231 4 года назад +120

      It's him except slowed down so you can understand what he is saying

    • @kyzr899
      @kyzr899 4 года назад +16

      ROBOCOP GAMING Try 0,75 He talks like a normal human talks

    • @emmamist4514
      @emmamist4514 4 года назад +6

      Keyzar22 no FASTTTTTT

    • @leafext
      @leafext 4 года назад +5

      no

  • @rptrmacct
    @rptrmacct 3 года назад +2266

    Glad to see this guy is still going strong after all these years.

    • @hanbigim
      @hanbigim 3 года назад +5

      yes

    • @jmodified
      @jmodified 3 года назад +44

      He was only about 27 years old when he did that FedEx commercial, but looked 45.

    • @monkey3964
      @monkey3964 2 года назад +2

      He’s dead

    • @abelcompany1556
      @abelcompany1556 2 года назад

      @@monkey3964 lol he's still alive

    • @OfLanceTheLonginus
      @OfLanceTheLonginus 2 года назад

      @@monkey3964 you’re dead

  • @kagemaru259
    @kagemaru259 Год назад +14

    I first knew him as the voice of Blurr in the original Transformers when I was a kid back in the 80s but back then and to this day he’s always going to be the Micro Machines Man.

  • @continue7934
    @continue7934 4 года назад +4597

    *Top 10 people Eminem is afraid to diss.*

    • @amishmeatball4476
      @amishmeatball4476 4 года назад +65

      Golden Milk Top 1 person Eminem is afraid to diss.

    • @ArezinaM
      @ArezinaM 4 года назад +8

      @@amishmeatball4476 nah bro

    • @james03pearce
      @james03pearce 4 года назад +3

      ArezinaM oh yeah yeah

    • @ArezinaM
      @ArezinaM 4 года назад +2

      @@james03pearce oh yeah yeah

    • @Tmtrainer69
      @Tmtrainer69 4 года назад +5

      So cringe

  • @tvlogs7410
    @tvlogs7410 5 лет назад +1527

    1:10
    The voice matches so perfectly with her face

  • @hasnaraahmed7853
    @hasnaraahmed7853 3 года назад +2342

    Imagine him being the kid in class that never stops talking

    • @diaochan7506
      @diaochan7506 3 года назад +27

      I have a classmate like that she talk speed and cringe sound like a rat. Sofunny.

    • @omegatone4557
      @omegatone4557 2 года назад +8

      @@diaochan7506 how does one sound like a rat

    • @clara4738
      @clara4738 2 года назад +8

      @@omegatone4557 idk screeching sounds ig

    • @omegatone4557
      @omegatone4557 2 года назад +6

      @@clara4738 never heard one screech

    • @arnavakula9797
      @arnavakula9797 2 года назад

      They say girls talk 2,000 more words than, that’s a lie

  • @ingesexton811
    @ingesexton811 2 года назад +51

    I remember watching him when I was a kid in the 80s. I wanted to learn how to talk as fast as him, so bad!

  • @nutbutter
    @nutbutter 5 лет назад +26130

    This guy is faster than my wifi

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 4 года назад +894

    *Girl:* "Daddy, can you read me a bedtime story"
    *Dad:* "Ok sweetie. OncueponatimeGoldilockasddfsdjfjasdjsjdjdjasdjjjsdfkjndkjvndksjnckjsnlnlkkskkdkasdjkscdcdnlsnjsdnkjnvkfnkjsndiiojsdalsw. The End...now go to sleep"
    *Girl:* ๏_๏

    • @nightmime8397
      @nightmime8397 4 года назад +5

      xD

    • @TheWiseDucky
      @TheWiseDucky 4 года назад +9

      LOL her chilhood

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 4 года назад +5

      WHY IS YOUR COMMENT SO FUNNY AND YOU NAME IS FUNNY AND YOUR LITERAL PICTURE IS FUNNY

    • @SHARPOASIS
      @SHARPOASIS 4 года назад +4

      Zahed Latheef Fr she learned about the birds and the bees in less than .5 seconds

    • @kennytee6882
      @kennytee6882 4 года назад +3

      D0nut W0lf123 my life is a comedy I suppose

  • @sacredbolero
    @sacredbolero 4 года назад +1321

    We will lose this guy one day. And it will be a tragic day.

    • @MemeRaider
      @MemeRaider 4 года назад +31

      Just like Stephen Hawking and Stan Lee

    • @SadeTheCrazyEbony
      @SadeTheCrazyEbony 4 года назад +27

      @@MemeRaider stan Lee was a legend and I absolutely cried so hard when he died and I'm only 12.

    • @Nero-lx2gs
      @Nero-lx2gs 4 года назад

      impossible happiness so ur 14ish years old

    • @SadeTheCrazyEbony
      @SadeTheCrazyEbony 4 года назад

      @@Nero-lx2gs nope I'm 12 lol.

    • @SadeTheCrazyEbony
      @SadeTheCrazyEbony 4 года назад

      @@Nero-lx2gs when he died I think I was what... 9? Idk lol.

  • @SenetTheSnek
    @SenetTheSnek 2 года назад +8

    Perfect role for Blurr. Thank you John for your hard work within the Transformers series

  • @barrymccockner3683
    @barrymccockner3683 7 лет назад +9972

    Is this who they use on the prescription medicine commercials?

    • @ernestty8465
      @ernestty8465 7 лет назад +88

      Killergill 02 thats actually funny

    • @vannesaaaaa
      @vannesaaaaa 7 лет назад +16

      Killergill 02 lol

    • @iescapedtheasylum2015
      @iescapedtheasylum2015 7 лет назад +14

      Sergio Buryy DEAD

    • @souptopia
      @souptopia 6 лет назад +100

      “Side effects may include...
      *itchyeyes,rashes,projectile vomiting,explosivediareah,lossofhearing,hallucinations,siezures,ordeath* pleasecontactyoursocrororphysiciantoseeifthisproductisforyou

    • @gfuelsoccermom5307
      @gfuelsoccermom5307 6 лет назад +5

      Ikr

  • @razorbladeisaac912
    @razorbladeisaac912 5 лет назад +514

    Fast talking guy: *talks so fast*
    Me: My understanding
    Me: jwhewnfifuehebrifuguehrktifegiehr
    My Brain: *yes*

    • @Amongus-ug7dq
      @Amongus-ug7dq 5 лет назад +3

      I agree

    • @Geo.220
      @Geo.220 5 лет назад +5

      Yup

    • @level_foxy9895
      @level_foxy9895 5 лет назад +1

      I put it to 2x the speed and it's even more
      jwhewnfifuehebrifuquehrktifegiehr

    • @dommonek
      @dommonek 5 лет назад

      level _foxy did u literally copy each gibberish letter that he said

    • @razorbladeisaac912
      @razorbladeisaac912 5 лет назад

      @@dommonek yes he did😂

  • @s6leh
    @s6leh 5 лет назад +794

    *when there's only 20 seconds of class left and the teacher says we can't leave until we finish*

    • @saviralarasati9514
      @saviralarasati9514 5 лет назад

      TRUE OMG

    • @chaddysalright8493
      @chaddysalright8493 5 лет назад

      Amirable lol

    • @disco.jellyfish
      @disco.jellyfish 5 лет назад +1

      eventhough in truth we can...
      Yeah, good old times...

    • @lilboota4133
      @lilboota4133 5 лет назад

      I was ur 500 like....u prolly don’t care but so true

    • @Niz15
      @Niz15 5 лет назад +3

      Then that one idiot raises his hand cuz he has a question

  • @rogerbarrett1979
    @rogerbarrett1979 Год назад +36

    I remember him from the late 80s. Last time I saw him was in late December 1988. He was working as some anchorman. Of course I don't remember what channel. I also remember him doing a Micro Machines commercial in summer '88.

  • @nathanist1248
    @nathanist1248 4 года назад +1216

    I’m scared that this guy might get Covid due to his old age, Let’s just hope he stays safe and healthy. Love you John.

    • @mustachk0bg998
      @mustachk0bg998 4 года назад +62

      He wont get covid.he does not breathe

    • @giladtselniker8420
      @giladtselniker8420 4 года назад +24

      You dont get covid because of age..

    • @giladtselniker8420
      @giladtselniker8420 4 года назад +6

      @Mak Beast no, only the strength that it affects you is determined by your immune system

    • @plsnw820
      @plsnw820 4 года назад +13

      This Is Eminem's Secret Dad

    • @loriumartinez
      @loriumartinez 4 года назад +8

      He can roast covid in 15 words a second

  • @Qossyou
    @Qossyou 5 лет назад +2186

    Eminem:
    Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

    • @jamly8515
      @jamly8515 5 лет назад +30

      Kung Fu Panda: Tai Lung sentence?

    • @Zemog23
      @Zemog23 5 лет назад +2

      Jam Ly yep

    • @yuyuyuyuyu2556
      @yuyuyuyuyu2556 5 лет назад +5

      Bullet Tooth *cough* *cough* Agust D *cough* is a worthy opponent *cough* *cough*

    • @mallikai7746
      @mallikai7746 5 лет назад +1

      @@jamly8515 Master Lu Wei: Meet the new rapper warrior
      All rappers: NANI!?

    • @LinhNguyen.
      @LinhNguyen. 5 лет назад +1

      I figt with eminem because “nap god”

  • @OmicronGaming
    @OmicronGaming 4 года назад +9631

    droppin bars before droppin bars existed

  • @arxe_d3505
    @arxe_d3505 2 года назад +11

    I could talk to this guy for hours, he’s just that kind of guy.

  • @kiwikiwi2483
    @kiwikiwi2483 5 лет назад +1093

    *Video on 2x speed*
    Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

    • @abdusp1619
      @abdusp1619 5 лет назад +8

      It makes no sense

    • @calebjackson
      @calebjackson 5 лет назад +2

      Kiwi Kiwi huh

    • @eli-ti5um
      @eli-ti5um 5 лет назад +3

      Harun Pekcan cause he’s old and slower

    • @WatercraftGames
      @WatercraftGames 5 лет назад +4

      @@abdusp1619 r/woooosh

    • @catconfirmed1896
      @catconfirmed1896 5 лет назад +4

      Kiwi Kiwi your profile picture is cursed... a kiwi kiwi bird

  • @dbl_dylan7625
    @dbl_dylan7625 5 лет назад +1685

    Me: What's the wifi password?
    Friend: Its on the back of the router.
    The back of the router: 1:45

  • @zzaayan
    @zzaayan 4 года назад +437

    This guy is like the person that talks about all the side-effects at the end of a commercial

  • @jethromcgl3697
    @jethromcgl3697 2 года назад +46

    When he talks normally, he sounds like he's just gonna get faster

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 Год назад

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

    • @jethromcgl3697
      @jethromcgl3697 Год назад

      @@edithbannerman4 get out of here sex bot

  • @luckyrage1000
    @luckyrage1000 4 года назад +1055

    This is how every teacher talk when your taking a note😂

    • @snetxilb4055
      @snetxilb4055 4 года назад +2

      ahah true

    • @AuroraVeil_
      @AuroraVeil_ 4 года назад +33

      Stolen comment from the video where this guy sings a Michael Jackson song smh

    • @zikeriasmith8630
      @zikeriasmith8630 4 года назад +2

      I swear facts 💯

    • @1ivannthegreat
      @1ivannthegreat 4 года назад +2

      More like from people that Annoy you so much in your life. ( especially family members)

    • @dragonriderxx7yt268
      @dragonriderxx7yt268 4 года назад +3

      Why is this so relatable lol

  • @blackcrewmate8272
    @blackcrewmate8272 4 года назад +3292

    Plot twist: That's Eminem's Grandpa.

  • @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy
    @SubscribersWithoutAnyVid-lt3vy 6 лет назад +12449

    When the teacher’s giving instructions to the class and you don't pay attention for 1 second

    • @oscarrasmussen7154
      @oscarrasmussen7154 6 лет назад +49

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos TRUUUEEE! Btw Nice getting 18k without vids ;)

    • @Wolf-dw3rn
      @Wolf-dw3rn 6 лет назад +27

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos did you're everywhere 😂

    • @brunovsky_
      @brunovsky_ 6 лет назад +8

      1 nanosecond*

    • @jadenjohnson6206
      @jadenjohnson6206 6 лет назад +10

      10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos I see you everywhere

    • @melodramatic4085
      @melodramatic4085 6 лет назад +3

      Wow I haven't seen you in a hot minute.

  • @dearcole123
    @dearcole123 Год назад +6

    I like this guy’s sense of humor 😅
    You can’t take yourself too seriously in this life. You have to be able to laugh.

  • @kafantaris5989
    @kafantaris5989 5 лет назад +4730

    Eminem: i am the fastest rapper
    A normal FedEx guy :Hold my orange juice boi
    Thx for all these likes

    • @jacygunderson3198
      @jacygunderson3198 5 лет назад +26

      A normal FedEx guy: hold my hamlet book

    • @mohammadrizwan687
      @mohammadrizwan687 5 лет назад +3

      No I like hammer my hammer 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨

    • @magnus3014
      @magnus3014 5 лет назад +5

      Eminem is not the fastest rapper lol.

    • @wuscopez8112
      @wuscopez8112 5 лет назад +2

      Hold my package

    • @user-qv8gl7zj4t
      @user-qv8gl7zj4t 5 лет назад

      Corn ball

  • @derrickl3380
    @derrickl3380 6 лет назад +672

    When ur mom says u have 2 seconds to explain wtf u did.

  • @tyclone6266
    @tyclone6266 5 лет назад +773

    Eminem: I am the fastest rapper in the world!
    John: Hold my beer

    • @tyclone6266
      @tyclone6266 5 лет назад +15

      @@andrewmiller2971 It feels great

    • @spxnneret2981
      @spxnneret2981 5 лет назад +10

      @@andrewmiller2971 your parents are cousins

    • @cxtiie.y
      @cxtiie.y 5 лет назад +1

      @@andrewmiller2971 Your the LOSER! Dont treat people like they have no Emotions. HOW DOES IT FEEL LOSER?!

    • @baiter660
      @baiter660 5 лет назад

      Ruining the joke but, John isn't a rapper.

    • @a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750
      @a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750 5 лет назад +1

      Andrew Miller 73 now

  • @beasthunt
    @beasthunt Год назад +6

    I remember all of the commercials. This guy has an absolute ton of personality.

  • @taizu55
    @taizu55 3 года назад +676

    *The man who says "batteries not included" in ads:*

    • @CurryChickenAndPotatoes
      @CurryChickenAndPotatoes 3 года назад +2

      frr

    • @rmobilezero7425
      @rmobilezero7425 3 года назад

      *

    • @krimzonn
      @krimzonn 3 года назад +3

      Each action figure sold separately

    • @deiselslick5275
      @deiselslick5275 3 года назад

      lol

    • @3229dan
      @3229dan 3 года назад

      If you want to order, please find a store near you or go to any online store. Symptoms include (lots of symptoms here). For more information, please call (number here) for our support. That's (same number here). Each product sold separately. The (company here), Inc. is not responsible for any symptoms as indicated. If any of them happens, please go to the nearest hospital or clinic and consult the doctor immediately.

  • @cerettistormi7510
    @cerettistormi7510 5 лет назад +569

    1:45 me explaining to my teacher why I was late

  • @suunflourrr2720
    @suunflourrr2720 5 лет назад +346

    Imagine working at a pizza place and then he called with 1% battery on his phone.

    • @Nefare1781
      @Nefare1781 5 лет назад +8

      He would not be able to finish a sentence before His phone decided to commit suicide in mere seconds.

    • @Eddy-nn7wj
      @Eddy-nn7wj 5 лет назад +4

      @@Nefare1781 thats potentially at least 22 words

    • @heavenly_spears7954
      @heavenly_spears7954 5 лет назад +2

      He can do 11 words a second so he might be able to finish in time

    • @jamespatrickmateo1985
      @jamespatrickmateo1985 5 лет назад

      copy right from eminems video

  • @Gg-ij7li
    @Gg-ij7li 2 года назад +11

    His smile is contagious haha God bless this man!

  • @makimiramhlun175
    @makimiramhlun175 4 года назад +621

    Just imagine him praying he would say Amen say so fast that the whole family would just laugh....lol

    • @isaiahbaker2002
      @isaiahbaker2002 4 года назад +8

      Like you.

    • @cedrick25
      @cedrick25 3 года назад +4

      He could literally read a random page in the bible and everyone would think it's a prayer because his words are incomprehensible for me lol

    • @benedictusaryasatya6761
      @benedictusaryasatya6761 2 года назад +2

      Even God probably doesnt got a word from his pray

    • @JatPhenshllem
      @JatPhenshllem 2 года назад

      @@benedictusaryasatya6761 "When you say my name, I expect it worth my time. Come back when yiu're serious"

  • @uainjansun
    @uainjansun 4 года назад +425

    Isn't this the guy who sang bad by Michael Jackson in 20 seconds

    • @staceelashley4611
      @staceelashley4611 4 года назад +9

      abdiel miranda Yeah

    • @dr.smitadubey267
      @dr.smitadubey267 4 года назад +7

      Yes he is

    • @sage131
      @sage131 4 года назад

      nah

    • @Binerrrr
      @Binerrrr 4 года назад +14

      @@sage131 actually. Since he grew older and older, his looks wont look familiar as before. But, the voice will remain the same. Sometimes

    • @applepie1272
      @applepie1272 4 года назад +1

      He is

  • @bachlamtung5131
    @bachlamtung5131 5 лет назад +541

    Express your life in 1 minute
    John: “Hold my beer”

  • @dominiccervantes9193
    @dominiccervantes9193 2 года назад +2

    oh my God finally I found this talented and lovely man, Mr Moschitta I remember you in the 80s commercials, please receive my love from México I love you sir !

  • @michaelwelps6607
    @michaelwelps6607 4 года назад +395

    Eminem: I'm the rap GODzilla
    This man: Hold my breath

    • @QbanMissile
      @QbanMissile 4 года назад +6

      Detus Feletus also eminem: *laughs in 7 lungs

    • @jrkdnd
      @jrkdnd 4 года назад

      This man is faster
      But Eminem can do it longer

  • @nacl7818
    @nacl7818 4 года назад +1781

    I swear if he raps, Eminem could disappear like my dad

  • @ToneAlone
    @ToneAlone 4 года назад +1293

    This guy sounds like he would be on a Toy's commercial that doesnt includes batteries.

    • @SadeTheCrazyEbony
      @SadeTheCrazyEbony 4 года назад +8

      Lmao oh yeah. How do those people talk so fast

    • @ArpPlays
      @ArpPlays 4 года назад +3

      @FizZeldWOW ITS LIKE HES DOING A JOKE

    • @TucoTrucos
      @TucoTrucos 4 года назад

      @@ArpPlays COULD IT BE?!!?!!??

    • @parkodi1942
      @parkodi1942 4 года назад

      ok ok boomer

    • @nuthin2du
      @nuthin2du 4 года назад

      @@Timmyliam r/whoooosh

  • @marcodiaz6322
    @marcodiaz6322 Год назад +2

    Just because his record was broken several times, doesn’t mean it stops him from making him my favorite fast-talker! He literally had all the fun projects, including being on the “Transformers” franchise.

  • @Sol-sc6il
    @Sol-sc6il 4 года назад +1474

    Filipino Parents:
    "ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME?"

    • @conmanalbuquerque3116
      @conmanalbuquerque3116 3 года назад +31

      haha. so fucking funny. jesus i died of laughter. i love you

    • @bertrandsy9179
      @bertrandsy9179 3 года назад +38

      My mom raps when shes mad at me lol 😂

    • @aRAf7382
      @aRAf7382 3 года назад +7

      Wow

    • @Sol-sc6il
      @Sol-sc6il 3 года назад +7

      @@conmanalbuquerque3116 LMAO

    • @conmanalbuquerque3116
      @conmanalbuquerque3116 3 года назад +21

      @@Sol-sc6il yes. your humor is so legendary i could make a religion of you. you are the god of laughter. whenever you laughing my ass off i also laughing my ass off. i will always simp for you. have my entire college life savings.

  • @alexcumin1479
    @alexcumin1479 4 года назад +803

    Being able to talk this fast without errors is soo epic

  • @sonjyson5614
    @sonjyson5614 4 года назад +2508

    Whos here after watching the younger version of him?

  • @litgal783
    @litgal783 2 года назад +7

    This was so funny! Someone mentioned him in class talking his head off. I am a teacher and we could get through a novel 90% faster with him reading. LOL!!

  • @fallingbed1
    @fallingbed1 3 года назад +3451

    1:44 put rap god over this

    • @praisephe
      @praisephe 3 года назад +74

      1:47

    • @Scp-wh2qe
      @Scp-wh2qe 3 года назад +6

      U again

    • @ManaSamaLover.
      @ManaSamaLover. 3 года назад +5

      LMAO YEA

    • @rhizzgful
      @rhizzgful 3 года назад +6

      Wait a minute why did it play when i hovered over the comment
      *ARE THEY TRACKING ME*

    • @cheese-y1y
      @cheese-y1y 3 года назад +1

      Wait a min I saw you on another vid

  • @darknecroninja3443
    @darknecroninja3443 5 лет назад +352

    Eminem: I can spit most words in shortest time.
    This guy: Hehe nice try Kiddo

    • @Tyy3989
      @Tyy3989 5 лет назад

      @@sparrow1284 in your opinion he might not be fast, but he is the greatest lyricist in the world.

    • @mangoteelicht9272
      @mangoteelicht9272 5 лет назад

      @@Tyy3989 that has nothing to do with this video. Also you should've said interchopper

  • @mahenamer
    @mahenamer 4 года назад +639

    He raps faster that all the "rappers" these days

  • @Dooggey.
    @Dooggey. Год назад +9

    This sounds like the guy who talks about the side effects, terms of conditions, and basically anything else like that in commercials.

  • @c.marshall3064
    @c.marshall3064 5 лет назад +1813

    He talks faster than I can run

    • @YouTugas
      @YouTugas 5 лет назад +17

      How would you compare both. 1 word per second equals 1 meter per second?

    • @draff1107
      @draff1107 5 лет назад +10

      @@YouTugas r/whoosh

    • @YouTugas
      @YouTugas 5 лет назад +15

      @@draff1107 how is that even r/woosh?

    • @basiobfz1246
      @basiobfz1246 5 лет назад +8

      JAPL it means that you took the joke seriously

    • @YouTugas
      @YouTugas 5 лет назад +11

      @@basiobfz1246 nah I didn't, I was just curious how that worked.... It seemed non sense, still does

  • @МурадАппазов
    @МурадАппазов 5 лет назад +1075

    1:45 set 0.25x speed. I cant hear no words except the last one

  • @ibrahimalomani1264
    @ibrahimalomani1264 6 лет назад +519

    He looks like a fun grandpa to have

    • @creatroyer2701
      @creatroyer2701 6 лет назад +26

      *until he starts giving you a whole history of the world in seconds....*

    • @ibrahimalomani1264
      @ibrahimalomani1264 6 лет назад +10

      I wouldn’t mind that

    • @redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637
      @redoverdrivetheunstoppable4637 6 лет назад +4

      he will not only stop you from hurting yourself in the immediate, he will also explain why till to the reason of life

  • @Coldz-l6m
    @Coldz-l6m 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Sir can you repeat your order again please?"

  • @kingcharlesalonzo3065
    @kingcharlesalonzo3065 3 года назад +3604

    fun fact: eminem was scared when he heard this.

    • @IshowSongNames
      @IshowSongNames 3 года назад +7

      😆

    • @yahyashaikh7151
      @yahyashaikh7151 3 года назад +35

      But the thing is eminem is the only dude who can talk fast and actually be intelligible if u slow down the audio

    • @housesports000
      @housesports000 3 года назад +16

      @@yahyashaikh7151 because he doesn’t talk as super fast as this guy gets sometimes in this video

    • @IITfanaticsYT
      @IITfanaticsYT 3 года назад

      O

    • @shiweolshibi
      @shiweolshibi 3 года назад

      @@yahyashaikh7151 nah

  • @cez_kor
    @cez_kor 4 года назад +540

    "Peter Pipe- pprpprprpprprprptprprprprprprrp PICKED!" yeah, i can do it too

  • @miloseski1337
    @miloseski1337 5 лет назад +958

    1:45 me explaining to my mom why I got a 0 on the test

    • @malikcago1474
      @malikcago1474 5 лет назад +3

      You got 0?? Thats bad

    • @ancientpiggybike3561
      @ancientpiggybike3561 5 лет назад +2

      What does Peter Piper have to do with this?

    • @twobigguys5839
      @twobigguys5839 5 лет назад +4

      Wafflezz you know when people stutter when their scared? He’s scared of his parents

    • @Thisiswarhuhwow
      @Thisiswarhuhwow 5 лет назад +16

      @@ancientpiggybike3561 you suck at understanding youtube comments

    • @ancientpiggybike3561
      @ancientpiggybike3561 5 лет назад +1

      Lil Stutterz I know

  • @tylertilwick6852
    @tylertilwick6852 7 месяцев назад +1

    All jokes aside, John seems like a cool guy and fun to hangout with😂

  • @adderz8619
    @adderz8619 6 лет назад +1653

    I love this guy,so funny! Bet he's AWESOME to have a conversation with!

    • @davida6919
      @davida6919 6 лет назад +4

      Adderz B a very thrilling conversation lol

    • @bigjudah3179
      @bigjudah3179 6 лет назад +1

      Ddaaaaammmnnnn

    • @jonathanlim1521
      @jonathanlim1521 6 лет назад +1

      And it'd be one of the shortest ones too...

    • @Riullesce
      @Riullesce 6 лет назад

      Yeah. I'm sure it is.

    • @wackybrothers6929
      @wackybrothers6929 6 лет назад

      Hi bye and that’s all u get from the talk

  • @jadamwah_
    @jadamwah_ 6 лет назад +308

    me: "so, tell me about yourself"
    John: *laughs*

    • @toop4538
      @toop4538 6 лет назад

      Jonathan Calabro and dones

    • @ronfino
      @ronfino 6 лет назад +1

      *[laughs in fast english]*

  • @JoelDV
    @JoelDV 5 лет назад +365

    Worlds fastest talker: starts talking very fast
    Subtitles: I think iam about to puke

    • @canesusieemmy
      @canesusieemmy 5 лет назад +1

      Joel D.V. Lmaooo 😂

    • @NateROCKS112
      @NateROCKS112 5 лет назад

      His 11 words a second are too fast for the video itself, even

  • @adobotravels
    @adobotravels Год назад +12

    I usually watch videos in 1.5x speed but in this case it was already at 2x

  • @ceoofclown1621
    @ceoofclown1621 4 года назад +3323

    I think drugs are great

  • @User64130
    @User64130 5 лет назад +1597

    John: I'm the world's fastest talker.
    Jojo: hold my orange juice.

    • @natethegreat3165
      @natethegreat3165 5 лет назад +5

      Oxel_995 i dont get it, im supposed to arent i

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 5 лет назад +42

      ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAOROAORA

    • @beanus9471
      @beanus9471 5 лет назад +24

      Oh wait wrong Jojo.

    • @amadorciego7500
      @amadorciego7500 5 лет назад +2

      @@beanus9471 yes.

    • @terryfang
      @terryfang 5 лет назад +2

      JoJo Siwa lol

  • @mrb1naryy
    @mrb1naryy 4 года назад +274

    "If ya cant understend wat am sayin, deyre not gunna give me de big bucks"

    • @slandermedic4724
      @slandermedic4724 4 года назад +1

      I cannot understan- oh wait i get it now

    • @codoroki2055
      @codoroki2055 4 года назад

      Okae am undèrstandin wut yeah sayin,

  • @BloodWolf2005
    @BloodWolf2005 8 месяцев назад +2

    This guy was interviewed on 60 Minutes. He told his life story, and the TV station had to show commercials for the last 59 minutes.

  • @SamvitAgarwal
    @SamvitAgarwal 6 лет назад +1952

    Watch this at 2x the speed

  • @kevinnguyen6476
    @kevinnguyen6476 4 года назад +334

    Imagine him ordering McDonald's.
    The Boss: It's fine, you'll get it down quick enough
    His First Customer..

  • @avsaucyboi9733
    @avsaucyboi9733 6 лет назад +2985

    *My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive*

    • @Ayowtfman586
      @Ayowtfman586 6 лет назад +4

      F

    • @thebigadam7574
      @thebigadam7574 6 лет назад +4

      I love me some Dead People hahahahahahahahahahahshsgsgaagaggshcifjhdhejffjjfjf2hgiefiefiefur3bfuebjsjfb4f
      -that was so funny-

    • @PantsB4Squares
      @PantsB4Squares 6 лет назад +2

      Prove it right now?

    • @xKevinIsMe
      @xKevinIsMe 6 лет назад +2

      PantsB4Squares wow...

    • @silg4757
      @silg4757 6 лет назад +3

      do you play roblox

  • @advisor3636
    @advisor3636 2 года назад +3

    This guy also voiced Blurr in the Transformers: The Movie and the Transformers: Animated series. He carried my childhood