Victoria Coren Mitchell's mad manual to bake off

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  • Опубликовано: 18 июн 2020
  • Someone suggested this and I really liked the idea, so thank you! :)
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Комментарии • 332

  • @shambhavi6285
    @shambhavi6285 4 года назад +503

    Anyone know where I could watch the whole ep? As someone living in America, I don't get to enjoy these shows :'( and the link in the description has already been blocked because of copyright :/

    • @acasfs001
      @acasfs001 4 года назад +54

      ruclips.net/user/redirect?event=comments&stzid=UgzQkIroQO4umDb8B_l4AaABAg.8xEe79qUOv-8xEndHYnM95&q=https%3A%2F%2Fmega.nz%2F%23F%214o9gjYSK%21j6p0sc85Da2SWI7VBQc3Xg%21l8khzawK&redir_token=XpWH9v55rpvLq6VcM8jne0jLIgh8MTU4OTM4NzU0OEAxNTg5MzAxMTQ4

    • @oneofthehopefuls3764
      @oneofthehopefuls3764  4 года назад +31

      Which one is it? :)

    • @acasfs001
      @acasfs001 4 года назад +45

      @@oneofthehopefuls3764 S00E34

    • @oneofthehopefuls3764
      @oneofthehopefuls3764  4 года назад +51

      @@acasfs001 You're our hero, thank you! :)

    • @js0988
      @js0988 3 года назад +21

      Sadly there isn't a legal way outside of the UK to watch these shows, guess they don't want the ad revenue and rather have people illegally download them!

  • @LaughingAndy
    @LaughingAndy 4 года назад +2397

    What I love is that when Victoria had a shot of vodka she didn’t bat an eyelash but Ed and Chris were visibly shaken.

    • @kimaboe
      @kimaboe 3 года назад +97

      She does seem like the type to drink her booze neat and leave the ice for the hangover headache.

    • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
      @Kirsten_is_cursed10 3 года назад +119

      When she won the poker tournament she was downing red wine like a boss 😅 I love her so much.

    • @Gunman610
      @Gunman610 3 года назад +8

      @@Kirsten_is_cursed10 Won which one :)

    • @capcolombie3834
      @capcolombie3834 3 года назад +48

      @@Gunman610 She's won two EPT tournaments, about £1,000,000 in total. the only person to have done so.

    • @RenaissanceEarCandy
      @RenaissanceEarCandy 3 года назад +4

      A Ciara O'Doherty sort of energy.

  • @bananaboatcharlie
    @bananaboatcharlie 3 года назад +882

    Victoria adding salt for "the crunch of the sea" had the same energy as James and his salty sea meringue, she was just more competent at actually getting the salt flavor in.

  • @Harrietmjones
    @Harrietmjones 4 года назад +2048

    Victoria and David sound so similar, they’ve married their vocal matches. 😄❤️

    • @oneofthehopefuls3764
      @oneofthehopefuls3764  4 года назад +171

      I've noticed that too. Although her voice is a bit deeper and rougher which I love!!

    • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
      @hayreddinbarbarossa661 4 года назад +51

      Have you heard Jon and Lucy Richardson?
      These two couples are hilarious.

    • @cascade9584
      @cascade9584 4 года назад +55

      Yeah the taj mahal line

    • @mytube001
      @mytube001 4 года назад +8

      @@oneofthehopefuls3764 That's from years and years of very heavy smoking...

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 4 года назад +27

      I'm sure I read somewhere that couples can start to sound and dress alike over time. It's a subconscious influence thing.. I don't know if that's the case here, though - I've never heard Victoria speak before she was with David

  • @madgirllolly
    @madgirllolly 4 года назад +1554

    Has there ever been a couple more suited than David and Victoria?

    • @raeserec535
      @raeserec535 4 года назад +11

      @@pickledellies did you know that cleopatra had a kid with ceasar historians now name ceasarion, that was possibly killed by his own adopted son octavian so consolidate power

    • @madgirllolly
      @madgirllolly 3 года назад +2

      @Arthur G. 😕

    • @Winston99
      @Winston99 3 года назад +4

      Eva Braun and Adolf Hitler?

    • @ElixirOfEuphoria
      @ElixirOfEuphoria 3 года назад +9

      @@Winston99 I heard they went out together.

    • @shork1847
      @shork1847 3 года назад +1

      @@ElixirOfEuphoria most couples go out together it's nothing special

  • @FrankieBoi3000
    @FrankieBoi3000 4 года назад +1024

    Looking forward to David demanding his food to look like the Taj Mahal now

    • @jaewok5G
      @jaewok5G 3 года назад +6

      … just to be difficult

  • @alrc
    @alrc 4 года назад +685

    The Taj Mahal comment was the most David thing I’ve ever heard Victoria say 😂

    • @era_s
      @era_s 3 года назад +105

      The enunciation was *exactly* how David would have done as well.

  • @XAVR_
    @XAVR_ 4 года назад +506

    Move over Posh and Becks, you've been replaced as the world's favourite David and Victoria

    • @sirdetmist3204
      @sirdetmist3204 3 года назад +12

      Posh isnt even half as attractive as Victoria, like not even close.

    • @anon5252
      @anon5252 3 года назад +3

      Give yourself a pat on the back, Sir! Very good.

    • @eddiewinehosen6665
      @eddiewinehosen6665 3 года назад +1

      Posh and Becks were never the world's favourite. Just the most well known, Posh is an anorectic and Becks one of the most overrated footballers to ever play the sport!

  • @emilymesch7537
    @emilymesch7537 3 года назад +255

    I really appreciate how at 2:29, Victoria puts on a deliberate and faithful David Mitchell impersonation for a beat before going back to her more standard voice.

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 10 месяцев назад

      Victoria kind of looks like supernanny.

  • @DomenBremecXCVI
    @DomenBremecXCVI 4 года назад +2005

    "My husband is grateful to have food put in front of him, he doesn't demand that it also looks likes Taj Mahal."
    David is just so weird

    • @hcrun
      @hcrun 3 года назад +109

      No he's not. He's wise.

    • @loop4x454
      @loop4x454 3 года назад +76

      ít would be weird to do demand it tho, dont get your comment

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 3 года назад +115

      @@loop4x454 Sarcasm doesn't really read well, I know.

    • @ThunderGodCid
      @ThunderGodCid 3 года назад +30

      I heard that and immediately imagined the Always Sunny theme playing as it cuts to white text on a black background: 'David demands that it also looks like the Taj Mahal'.

    • @lexwithbub
      @lexwithbub 3 года назад +23

      I'm very surprised he DOESN'T demand it also look like the Taj Mahal, that's just the kind of thing you'd expect of David Mitchell. 😂

  • @Widdekuu91
    @Widdekuu91 4 года назад +459

    When she said she did the cooking and added she liked spices and strong flavours...
    I had a vision of her serving dinner, David taking a bite and spewing fire like a dragon.

    • @oneofthehopefuls3764
      @oneofthehopefuls3764  4 года назад +59

      Oh I didn't even think of that. You're right, he doesn't seem like "a big adder of strongly tasting things" as Victoria put it!

    • @spottydog7143
      @spottydog7143 4 года назад

      Haha YES

    • @jase_allen
      @jase_allen 4 года назад +28

      @@oneofthehopefuls3764 Probably not, but he's grateful to have food place in front of him as Victoria said. Doesn't even need it to also look like the Taj Mahal.

    • @kimaboe
      @kimaboe 3 года назад +14

      @@oneofthehopefuls3764 In his book, he does say his preferred meal if eating out is a curry, so I'm not sure he's as scared of spice as one might assume.

    • @michaelstern5357
      @michaelstern5357 3 года назад

      Anyone know where I could watch the whole ep? As someone living in America, I don't get to enjoy these shows :'( and the link in the description has already been blocked because of copyright :/

  • @MikeThomassen
    @MikeThomassen 3 года назад +70

    David's quote on making pie is still the greatest quote in the history of The Bake Off: "Make pork pies, you are joking, that's what factories are for"....

  • @EterPuralis
    @EterPuralis 4 года назад +295

    She sounded just like her husband when she talked about him 😂

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 3 года назад +29

      "That is also..." Mitchellian pause "reSEMble the Taj Mahal" Mitchellian syllabic emphasis

  • @TheKastellan
    @TheKastellan 3 года назад +106

    2:34 I love how she can almost perfectly imitate her husband with something you can imagine him saying

  • @albertwarren641
    @albertwarren641 4 года назад +371

    I didn't realise James Acaster stole the salt joke from Victoria

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 4 года назад +7

      Which salt joke?

    • @oneofthehopefuls3764
      @oneofthehopefuls3764  4 года назад +160

      James added a bunch of salt in his show stopper randomly when he was on bake off just for a laugh. Victoria had it planned as part of her recipe and genuinely tried to make it taste good (I assume). So not sure if the two are connected but yeah... she did it first :D

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 4 года назад +2

      @@oneofthehopefuls3764 thank you! :)

    • @kimaboe
      @kimaboe 3 года назад +16

      @@oneofthehopefuls3764 This is such a baller move, and something that is very close to peak Acaster-energy.

  • @kentishmale1969
    @kentishmale1969 4 года назад +75

    She is seriously gorgeous!!! One of the very best smiles ive ever seen - David is a lucky lucky man !! :)

    • @oneofthehopefuls3764
      @oneofthehopefuls3764  4 года назад +14

      It's so infectious! I couldn't stop smiling while editing :)

    • @tomcutts9200
      @tomcutts9200 4 года назад +18

      As a friend of mine put it when he heard they were a couple... "I can't decide of which of them I'm more jealous!"

    • @kimaboe
      @kimaboe 3 года назад

      @onmy computer2020gal She's won two main events in the European Tour, not the World Championship. She is the only woman to win two main events on the tour, an impressive resume even though she's not a world champ. :)

  • @COM70
    @COM70 4 года назад +233

    David is a very lucky man. And Victoria is a very lucky woman.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 года назад +24

      They're the perfect kind of matching insane.

    • @myrianrose3619
      @myrianrose3619 3 года назад +7

      Yup. I'm really happy for both of them

  • @connorsmith7804
    @connorsmith7804 4 года назад +186

    This lady is my ultimate celebrity crush!!! David Mitchell is a lucky man!

    • @BriansBrain
      @BriansBrain 4 года назад +5

      She is the ideal woman (well, in my opinion at least anyway)

    • @lokisfriend
      @lokisfriend 4 года назад +6

      I have crushed on David for some time now too, I say Victoria is very lucky as well.

    • @jaewok5G
      @jaewok5G 3 года назад +1

      I SAW HER FIRST!!

    • @peterhodge570
      @peterhodge570 3 года назад +1

      She's been mine for quite some time.id love her to show me her muffins in private

    • @kumquatmagoo
      @kumquatmagoo 3 года назад +3

      I'm here to turn myself in to Victoria horny jail.

  • @DeathbatDrone
    @DeathbatDrone 3 года назад +16

    I like how Victoria briefly turned into David when she talked about him.

  • @AvaxPompea
    @AvaxPompea 3 года назад +14

    When she said the thing about food looking like the Taj Mahal it sounded exactly like something David would say it and how he’d say it. Just further proves they’re perfect for each other

  • @barbaralamson7450
    @barbaralamson7450 3 года назад +9

    Very grateful to the person who shared this. I was watching David Mitchell and Victoria was mentioned. Brilliant.

  • @me4901
    @me4901 4 года назад +59

    She was robbed!. The concept of her ocean cake was brilliant. It shouldn't just look like the sea, it should taste like the salt air as well. it wasn't meant to be a standard sweet cake. it was a concept. It was a piece of art and none of the judges appreciated it.

    • @giggy7935
      @giggy7935 8 месяцев назад

      Honestly savoury baking is so under-appreciated. Not everybody LIKES sweet stuff. I'd much rather have an ocean cake or a bloody mary muffin

  • @amyschoeppich
    @amyschoeppich 4 года назад +27

    This was an absolute joy to watch. Thanks for posting!

  • @wunnell
    @wunnell 4 года назад +164

    "The crunch of the sea"? Is that when you get sand in your mouth?

    • @wreckcelsior
      @wreckcelsior 4 года назад +1

      Yes, because your lady friend was sitting in the sand. oo-er missus.
      cheers.

  • @mikefox248
    @mikefox248 3 года назад +5

    Victoria - the Thinking Mans crumpet what an absolute babe.

  • @k13ehr
    @k13ehr Год назад +4

    She's just such a joy to watch in so many ways.

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 3 года назад +15

    1:15
    _"Oh, Victoria! Can it be true? That I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?!"_
    _"Indeed you do, Ed, except, of course, it's not really a_ nugget, _is it? It's more of a green Play-Doh."_

  • @richardikin
    @richardikin 3 года назад +10

    "Impress the judges"
    Easy, it's Victoria, they're guaranteed to be impressed

  • @StarkRG
    @StarkRG 4 года назад +85

    David Mitchell is one of the luckiest men on the planet. That said, as a straight man, I could be much worse off than spending the rest of my life with David Mitchell.

  • @Bobainthome
    @Bobainthome 3 года назад +5

    I love this woman; not as a man loves a woman but I love that this woman is in this world.

  • @dariaobrien
    @dariaobrien 4 года назад +61

    Thank you for including David! This manual is hilarious and mad indeed

  • @Em-zp1ys
    @Em-zp1ys 4 года назад +17

    Yay, thank you for making it!!

  • @MassiveFoot29
    @MassiveFoot29 3 года назад +6

    After watching her watching poker composure this is such a chaotic alternative

  • @kaufmirsterne
    @kaufmirsterne 2 года назад +6

    i still cannot believe just *how* similar her and david's senses of humor are lmao

  • @rtaylor565
    @rtaylor565 3 года назад +9

    My husband is grateful to have food put infront of him, he doesn’t also demand that is resembles the Taj Mahal 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @grimTales1
    @grimTales1 4 года назад +17

    Victoria is absolutely beautiful. Gorgeous face and smile.

  • @MaskofFayt
    @MaskofFayt 11 месяцев назад +3

    They should do a celeb couples bake off. Not just like married people but also comedy double acts, famous pairs or father and son combos. There's certainly a lot of them on UK tv to pick from

  • @sparey4431
    @sparey4431 Год назад +2

    David managing to pull someone like, Victoria shows the rest of us have a chance in life 😂

  • @JamesHardiman99
    @JamesHardiman99 2 года назад +1

    Oh golly but she's gorgeous!

  • @lolamcgreed
    @lolamcgreed 3 года назад +11

    In 10 years, if I look as good as Victoria I'll be ecstatic 😍

  • @zyaicob
    @zyaicob 2 года назад +1

    Everything I see Victoria in makes me understand David Mitchell on a spiritual level. It seems impossible not to fall in love.

  • @iksigrek5084
    @iksigrek5084 4 года назад +49

    She is sweet an bloody clever woman 🤩🤩🤩🤩 David hit the Jackpot

  • @DowzerWTP72
    @DowzerWTP72 4 года назад +5

    Loved that ending ❤️

  • @lillitnn92
    @lillitnn92 4 года назад +2

    OMG, Victoria with her hair pulled up is heaven!!

  • @mayredfern4593
    @mayredfern4593 3 года назад +7

    Sorry but I can now imagine David asking Victoria to make him a replica of the Hanging Gates of Babylon out of cake after that comment about the Taj Mahal

  • @joanne4758
    @joanne4758 4 года назад +1

    Wonderful - Watching from New Zealand = thanks for posting. Stay well all.

  • @JackDManheim
    @JackDManheim 4 года назад +18

    One of my favorite power couples.
    Their kids will rule the world one day.

  • @jaewok5G
    @jaewok5G 3 года назад +1

    she is so freaking adorable.

  • @grantdilley3574
    @grantdilley3574 4 года назад +24

    She is so fit

  • @cameronjames3499
    @cameronjames3499 3 года назад +1

    Gotta love that husky voice over talking about Victoria's savory muffin.

  • @housey4297
    @housey4297 Год назад +1

    David you are a lucky lucky man.

  • @lanedropify
    @lanedropify 4 года назад +2

    She is a delight

  • @pyrobryan
    @pyrobryan 3 года назад +1

    Wow, I didn't realize that was where she got the Mitchell in her name. Good for you, David!

  • @Addy0302
    @Addy0302 2 года назад +2

    2:29 is exactly how she argues with Greg on Taskmaster

  • @InservioLetum
    @InservioLetum 3 года назад

    Truly one of the most amazing women alive. Mr. Mitchell is one VERY lucky sod.

  • @capcolombie3834
    @capcolombie3834 3 года назад

    She is just so adorable and scrummy.

  • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
    @Kirsten_is_cursed10 3 года назад

    I’m obsessed with her.

  • @itschrispretorius
    @itschrispretorius 4 года назад +7

    aw i came here from the comment about her wearing the sunglasses on day 2 after drinking the vodi. but i was not disappointed lol

    • @oneofthehopefuls3764
      @oneofthehopefuls3764  4 года назад +5

      I thought about including that but felt bad because she only wore them shortly to cut onions! :D

    • @itschrispretorius
      @itschrispretorius 4 года назад

      @@oneofthehopefuls3764 ooou good to know. thanks! x

  • @benglaser1345
    @benglaser1345 2 года назад +1

    2:35 I love moments like that when her inner David Mitchell speaks up

  • @charliehorse1967
    @charliehorse1967 3 года назад +1

    Ed Balls is possibly the politician with the best genuine personality on the planet.

  • @mldt5188
    @mldt5188 2 года назад +1

    she's beautiful and intelligent

  • @2Treesandahorse
    @2Treesandahorse 4 года назад +1

    And a poker champion to boot. You go lady.

  • @sinki19841984
    @sinki19841984 4 года назад +1

    My god she's perfect...

  • @timl4257
    @timl4257 3 года назад +2

    I love her, she is great, funny personality beautiful, and intelligent 🥰💪👍

  • @dvaidr
    @dvaidr 2 года назад +1

    She's a really lovely girl.

  • @timl4257
    @timl4257 4 года назад +3

    She's great!! 🙂👏🥰

  • @livb6945
    @livb6945 3 года назад

    Loved that ending

  • @KX36
    @KX36 18 дней назад

    love it.

  • @morti8845
    @morti8845 3 года назад +2

    She and David fit so well together

  • @imansfield
    @imansfield Год назад

    I bloody love VCM!

  • @COM70
    @COM70 3 года назад +7

    Victoria and David Mitchell would be my fantasy ideal dinner guests. I don’t believe in celebrity but they are as close as I come to that idolatry.

  • @Kurasunoninki-sha
    @Kurasunoninki-sha 3 года назад +1

    "do we know what colour a jellyfish is?". Depends on the flavour.

  • @zoelyons1264
    @zoelyons1264 3 года назад +1

    the crunch of the sea

  • @timl4257
    @timl4257 10 месяцев назад

    She's great victoria, very funny , awesome person ❤

  • @sophiemartin5757
    @sophiemartin5757 3 года назад +1

    ‘the crunch of the sea’

  • @hpfl905e
    @hpfl905e 3 года назад +7

    All you lot stop stealing my thoughts please. I don't like knowing that everyone else also knows how beautiful and perfect she is. I'm sure David wakes up, looks at himself in the mirror, laughs uncontrollably and then slaps himself hard just to make sure that he's not still dreaming. No wonder he's so clever. He's practically gotten away with the heist of the century!

    • @hpfl905e
      @hpfl905e 3 года назад

      @Anna M. I didn't say he doesn't (whatever you meant). I think that he is so aware and grateful that he slaps himself (hard) upon waking every day just to make sure that it's real! David discusses his luck with Victoria at length in his book. I wish them the best always!

  • @SM-pk7pg
    @SM-pk7pg 3 года назад +1

    David Mitchell...is a lucky cookie.

  • @dozergyp
    @dozergyp 3 года назад +1

    Victoria Is such a beautiful person, 💕

  • @jt364
    @jt364 2 года назад

    Well done on this video:)

  • @nez9751
    @nez9751 Год назад

    The most delicious thing in this is Victoria

  • @billhester8821
    @billhester8821 3 года назад +1

    David, she's just a cutie.. and really smart.
    Good for you lad.

  • @Michael2t
    @Michael2t 3 года назад +1

    Don't give David ideas. Or you will end baking the Taj Mahal

  • @michaels1422
    @michaels1422 4 года назад +13

    I'm always dazzled by Victoria's muffins.

    • @haunter4708
      @haunter4708 4 года назад +1

      Michael S
      Scrolled all the way to the bottom for this comment.

  • @sirdetmist3204
    @sirdetmist3204 3 года назад +1

    David Mitchell might just the luckiest man on planet earth.
    She's over twice my age and I'm not even into older women and I cant describe how attractive she is on so many levels.

  • @meow-px6kk
    @meow-px6kk 3 года назад +1

    imagine if david did demand his food looked like the taj mahal.

  • @somethingsomething2119
    @somethingsomething2119 3 года назад +1

    She's so utterly charming its fucking ridiculous. I don't mean to seem misogynistic but I would love to discuss poetry with her

  • @davidmccarthy6053
    @davidmccarthy6053 4 года назад +2

    She’s got a lovely face.

  • @cadmus777
    @cadmus777 4 года назад +4

    All things considered, one of the most attractive females on the planet!

  • @groupcaptainbonzo
    @groupcaptainbonzo 3 года назад

    That woman just ooozes it ...

  • @jamespaton3853
    @jamespaton3853 Год назад +1

    Gorgeous intelligent and delightful woman.

  • @classicraceruk1337
    @classicraceruk1337 3 года назад

    David would not dare argue with you Victoria!!!!!!!

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 3 года назад

    I think it's fair to say David did well there.

  • @Wembzor
    @Wembzor 4 года назад +3

    Im 29 and Victoria is my dream woman.

  • @noobforsoup
    @noobforsoup 3 года назад

    Victoria is like the evil little sister in every cartoon when they grow up.

  • @frankyw8803
    @frankyw8803 3 года назад

    I actually love this lady .. damn you Mitchell .lol

  • @Miners666
    @Miners666 3 года назад +7

    The first girl I ever fancied both looked and sounded like Victoria Coren. Unfortunately for me I'm no David Mitchell.

  • @pinkievalo
    @pinkievalo 2 года назад

    When she say “you’ve got a green play dough in your hand” she sound like my mom telling me not to play with my food

  • @ShaneyStoke
    @ShaneyStoke 3 года назад +2

    Sooooo attractive.

  • @alexanderjkirk9090
    @alexanderjkirk9090 3 года назад +4

    Ed Balls: "Because Victoria is so competitive..."
    Bro, she's a fucking poker champion. What did you expect??

  • @davidpilkinton8465
    @davidpilkinton8465 3 года назад

    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Victoria. David M you lucky SOB