Please do one for Victoria Coren Mitchell, she was similarly iconic on Bake Off (she drunk the vodka she was using to bake, and spent the next day wearing sunglasses. Coincidence? I think not) and almost poisoned Mary with her signature
When David was like "I'm gonna color it, put it in the oven and pray" it had the same energy as James acaster saying "I started making it, had a mental breakdown. Bon appetit"
"I've encountered more practical difficulties than I anticipated" and "I sensed waves of disapproval about my choices" is true for me on a daily basis.
@@whatevs00 thats how they discover new potions ... or is that harry potter ...( kidding .. potter would be an amuse bouche for smaug or even merry brandybuck )
@@andracatheduckking257 there's a little poem about magpies in the UK (could be in other countries too) that goes something like "one for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy...." when we see a single magpie bird, it's thought to be bad luck etc😊
He didn't say hello to the magpie and ask where it's wife was! This is a thing I now do. That a friend did. Who passed this ridiculous superstition on to me.
Had never heard this, but that is some weird shit. What, birds aren't allowed to have alone time? Do we have to start pressuring other species to be married too and be as miserable as us? How positively barbaric!
I've once seen a comment that said "The more beard David Mitchell has the more confidence he gains" and now having seen this and WILTY, I'm completely convinced it's true
David would of course point out that horribly split infinitive. And double negative. Basically, he’s giving you a D for grammar, though perhaps also thanking you for the fashion advice. Nerds will be nerds, and blind spots will be blind spots. (And he is probably dinging me for leading conjunctive - twice.)
Having seen Michael Sheen's parts on this, I can't believe that these two's collective chaotic energy could exist in the same place and time without destroying the world. I really cant imagine them interacting it would just be too much
It's good to have a set of stock meme phrases for everyday situations. Whenever I encounter a mildly distressing situation, I declare, "Everybody betray me! I'm fed up with this woryuld!"
The male thing of knowing one recipe and thinking it's very special and they're really special for knowing it and it's the best ever LMAO. My father was very proud of his quiche, kept telling that everyone complimented him for it. Worst quiche I've ever had by far. Then you realize people compliment him because 1) they're polite 2) he seems so proud
We need a bake off special with David Mitchell, Michael Sheen and James Acaster and the winner is the one who makes something without dying from stress.
And coming up at 9 on channel 4, Peep Show: In this never before aired episode, Jez stokes Marks interest in cooking and enters him in the great british bake off, to try and win money to pay off his own debt to a particularly intimidating drug dealer.
well, I remember a commercial (think it was discovery channel?) where they wrote/said something along the line of "discover the beauty" as a giraffe came schlorping out of it's mother's vagina, so apparently births are beautiful.
Oh tell me about the sieving. Still remember sieving powdered sugar when I was like eight trying to bake a cake by myself. Most tedious thing I've EVER done.
Please do one for Victoria Coren Mitchell, she was similarly iconic on Bake Off (she drunk the vodka she was using to bake, and spent the next day wearing sunglasses. Coincidence? I think not) and almost poisoned Mary with her signature
I know you've already seen it but for anyone else who's interested, here it is: ruclips.net/video/EuoEBOTyVU8/видео.html&lc=UgxMhDE0bAK3pYaH2PJ4AaABAg
Wasn't she also fairly heavily pregnant and getting very excitable about adding a questionable source of crunch to her cake?
@@cecib8838 She was definitely NOT pregnant!
@@HolandaChiquita you're totally right, I think she must have just come back from maternity leave!
@@oneofthehopefuls3764 thank you, I've not seen it. 👍
"Did you ever get that feeling that you haven't really listened" David Mitchell is every university student in the world
Facts
Bollocks
“Make pork pies? You’re joking, that’s what factories are for”
I love this man.
Reminiscent of "we uSeD to mAkE StEel
"Loogadat... PIE!" 2:55
Thats like a line from Peep Show that Jez or Hans would come out with.😂
The work never starts? That's his motto? What's his annual turnover?
I love the pure joy and suprise of "pie!"
Ikr it's so cute :)
🥂
I mean, that's how I always say it.
You rang?
@@TarotVylan look at that! Haha, Pie!
When David was like "I'm gonna color it, put it in the oven and pray" it had the same energy as James acaster saying "I started making it, had a mental breakdown. Bon appetit"
Before and After!
I was thinking the same thing! 😂
oh i’d forgotten about that, that was hilarious
Omg i need that video lol
I listen to it, and I distinctly heard him say 'colour'.
Video title: Mitchell being adequately annoyed
David Mitchell: I wish I were dead
sounds about right
Fair point
He somehow manages to whinge the whole time, but still remain totally likeable!
I know right? How does he do it? I know that if I complained even half as much people would find me more annoying than they already do
It's because he's complaining about how bad he is at it. The complaint is turned inward, not at anyone else, or it being "unfair" somehow.
Like a true Englishman
Likeable? I want to punch him in the face! 😂
@@pianobasic1391 But you'd be smiling when you did it.
seeing david completely disheveled like this is incredibly endearing
ikr with the flour in his hair :)
A what in the where in the when now
i don’t understand what you’re saying
pfffffff, americans..
Thats just him in every situation
"I've encountered more practical difficulties than I anticipated" and "I sensed waves of disapproval about my choices" is true for me on a daily basis.
The relatability of this statement has me reeling with laughter.
David Mitchell is the perfect specimen Everyman.
I will never forgive Dave for stealing my epitaph. Truly distasteful.
Only David Mitchell could win bake-off and be annoyed about it, and end up even more likable.
Spoiler alert: He didn't win. Only the technical :)
Wait he won!? Lol. How badly did everyone else do?
Michael Sheen, equally endearing, won. Great episode!!
"The gun-metal grey of interstellar travel, what could be more delicious!"
I love this man more than is probably healthy.
I thought it was more of an Ocean grey.
That line made me laugh so hard
Sounds like he may have dabbled in a bit of warhammer.
max rice same
I think I agree with this comment a slight bit more than could be deemed healthy...
"I put them in as soon as I could, and I don't plan to take them out any earlier than I have to" sounds like something a hobbit would say.
Weirdly now that you’ve said this, my brain went the other way and read it in Ian McKellan’s Gandalf voice
@@whatevs00 thats how they discover new potions ... or is that harry potter ...( kidding .. potter would be an amuse bouche for smaug or even merry brandybuck )
Gandalf, can you do something about this deluge!!!!!!!!!! It will continue to rain until it no longer rains!!!!!!!
Sounds like me with your mum about 9 months before you were born.
2:49
David is singlehandedly keeping the posh reputation afloat
Say what you want about jack Whitehall’s comedy, everyone thinks he’s a twat
*Miles Jupp has entered the chat*
He may have the voice, but he's just middle class (like most people in Britain).
He's not posh.
lisa sommerlad
Yes, he is.
I’ve just found out that he basically plays himself in peep show
“Are we the baddies?”
I mean.... no?
@Jedem Das Seine I just watched that episode today. I'm binge watching all of Wilty on YT.
More Chad version of Mark Corrigan
@@hannibalburgers477 Mitchell is many things mate but Chad definitely isn’t one of them
"*blank*? You'll wish you were dead" is my new favourite saying
Didn't expect to find you here
At least he didn’t make a quiche
Blank= you’ll (he just stuttered)
He should have worn a headcam; we'd have had a whole new episode of Peep Show.
Is that normal baking you're doing?
Hahaa that would have been brilliant
@@Chigz10 'Doesn't sound normal. Doesn't smell normal.'
The Sir Digby Chicken Caesar cupcake?
@@Fatman311 Jesus, is that what you two are into?
“Oh and now I’ve seen a single magpie, just perfect” dying 😂😂😂
i don't get that joke, can someone explain?
@@andracatheduckking257 there's a little poem about magpies in the UK (could be in other countries too) that goes something like "one for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy...." when we see a single magpie bird, it's thought to be bad luck etc😊
He didn't say hello to the magpie and ask where it's wife was!
This is a thing I now do. That a friend did. Who passed this ridiculous superstition on to me.
Had never heard this, but that is some weird shit. What, birds aren't allowed to have alone time? Do we have to start pressuring other species to be married too and be as miserable as us? How positively barbaric!
@@tammyd.970 birds don't get no alone time. It's a jungle out there.
'I expect the thickness should be uniform'
Is the most David Mitchell sentence ever uttered.
David Mitchell reviewing OnlyFans posts
Adequately is such a David word
I hoped people would think so! And I wanted to continue the alliteration theme from the other video ;)
@Jewels Star That's probably because he's naturally suspicious of everything. :P He's slightly paranoid all the time.
He once said he finds Lee "an adequate colleague"
No one tell him that quote from that author about how the road to hell is paved with adverbs or he'll worry even morer
reminds me of his “unnoteworthy but not so unnoteworthy that it becomes noteworthy” thing.
every word he says is delivered with such intensity
Watching him gradually descend into madness is both hilarious and horrifying.
I've once seen a comment that said "The more beard David Mitchell has the more confidence he gains" and now having seen this and WILTY, I'm completely convinced it's true
Barbigerous Mitchell is the best Mitchell
He grew it specifically to talk back to Lee Mack
1. Colour it
2. Pour it out onto that
3. In the oven
4. Pray
Is the original "I started making it, had a break down, bon appetit"
2:55
"Look at that!" *chuckles* "Pie!"
National treasure, this man.
I think the fact that he’s out of his depth reveals him to be a lovely bloke
I really can't imagine someone else being able to do this specific kind of friendly cynicism. :-)
1/4 cup depression
2 tbsp self doubt
1/4 cup pure societal rage
1/4 cup the need to feel liked while simultaneously hating the pressure
The fact that David Mitchell and Michael Sheen were in the same episode makes me love this video even more. Two chaotic bakers in the same room 😂
AND Jameela. This was truly the most chaotic bake off episode and that's saying a lot!
Mitchell’s shirt is buttoned just a few too many times to not be unremarkable
Definitely noteworthy!
I think closing one button more would make it too unremarkable though..
David would of course point out that horribly split infinitive. And double negative. Basically, he’s giving you a D for grammar, though perhaps also thanking you for the fashion advice. Nerds will be nerds, and blind spots will be blind spots. (And he is probably dinging me for leading conjunctive - twice.)
@@gupwalla961 At least she didn't use a preposition to end a sentence with. Those people should be got rid of. Or at least given a good talking to.
@em diar Took me a while
4:45 When you get an A on the group project you did 95% of the work on
It's crazy how different Robert Webb is to Jeremy when David is basically just Mark with a beard
😂
Except a bit moorre chirpy
Makes him look handsome, like a policeman!
@@cameronjhollis5753 I rarely actually laugh out loud at a comment. But yours made me.
CameronJHollis Hahahaha I’m so creased at this comment 😂
It was Moroccan.
The pie was Moroccan?
What was?
i don’t mean to call you a racist at my dinner party but..
Yeah... maybe it is Moroccan.
Like my eyeshadow
I'm so sad that my brain had chosen to find everything about him attractive. I'll never find anyone like him in real life.
Never say never pet
How do you know you won’t? You obviously know the qualities you like in a person. Focus on that and you will find your “David Mitchell” ❤️❤️❤️
Hiya
@Anon El Even better
Agreed! I feel your pain, he’s amazing isn’t he?
I love how Sarah is literally being a supportive mum the whole time.
Sarah deserves a video all her own "Sarah Brown putting up with everyone's shit for 8 minutes straight"
@@carolinemcgovern4488 PLEASE
"I am, by the way, eavesdropping on you" the UK is so lucky to have him without having to pirate everything he's in.
3:22 "a gun metal grey of interstellar travel... what could be more delicious??" I can't 🤣🤣 I LOVE this man 😂😂😂😂❤️
"Oh sieving something into a bowl? You'll wish you were dead" repeats itself in my head every day
Tbh I feel like this is David’s permanent state of existence
david's little oven mitt hands when he's on the floor and looking into the oven LOL
Having seen Michael Sheen's parts on this, I can't believe that these two's collective chaotic energy could exist in the same place and time without destroying the world.
I really cant imagine them interacting it would just be too much
Yeah they didn't really interact at all. I think they were both too busy with their chaos
Omg
David Mitchell on bakeoff: "You'll wish you were dead"
Several years later
James Acaster on bakeoff: "I wish I were dead"
David Mitchell is just like every other Brit when doing anything challenging, it's just his brain doesn't have a complaint filter for his mouth
Hm, I guess I must be British then
Isn’t that also just like every other Brit too though?
I just love his delivery and eloquence. Every time he speaks I want everything else to stop so I can listen.
Agreed! He narrates his audiobooks and I love listening to them, even though they're like 50% bad takes.
Me too! I tend to speak in the same manner; so my inner voice starts to sound like him. Not too bad, as ailments go.
@@SacredDaturaa well, thank you! know what I’ll be doing this weekend
"Well done everyone, *particularly* me" 🤣🤣
None of us searched for this, but it was exactly what we needed 🙌🙏🙏❤
I certainly searched for it though.
the fact that he kept some in a tin foil at the end was adorable haha , after all that effort he was at least pleased with something
Yeah he said he was gonna take it home with him, he was so proud! :)
@@oneofthehopefuls3764 Victoria wanted something sweet
He is, by far, the most polite eavesdropper.
“I ain’t been dropping no eves sir.”
Me when I survive something mildy distressing: Well done everyone. Particularly me.
It's good to have a set of stock meme phrases for everyday situations.
Whenever I encounter a mildly distressing situation, I declare, "Everybody betray me! I'm fed up with this woryuld!"
David Mitchell being adequately annoyed with flour on his face may be one of the most absolutely wonderful things I've ever seen.
The male thing of knowing one recipe and thinking it's very special and they're really special for knowing it and it's the best ever LMAO. My father was very proud of his quiche, kept telling that everyone complimented him for it. Worst quiche I've ever had by far. Then you realize people compliment him because 1) they're polite 2) he seems so proud
David is such a vibe .Every single sentence is pure poetry
1:04 I didn't come into this thinking ''Oh, the sieving will be a nightmare!''
I'm DEAD 🤣
"Make pork pies are you joking. That's what factories are for" Very David of him
"Do you ever get that feeling that you haven't really listened?" ahahhahahah
I always imagine Mark Corrigan’s inner monologue whenever David Mitchell speaks 😂😂😂
How can people dislike this? Just making David Mitchell more endearing than ever.
It just sounds like Mark’s thoughts from the Peep show
I just loved this compilation.
Great, thanks! :)
We need a bake off special with David Mitchell, Michael Sheen and James Acaster and the winner is the one who makes something without dying from stress.
God can you imagine?! Ideas for the fourth contestant in that scenario?
I want to simultaneously cuddle and mock him
03:50 the anxiety in his voice as he asked "how do you know if they're done?" was pure Mark Corrigan 😅
Thank you for making this OMG I love David
I just adore him!
"It just looks hideous. "
*proudly* "Thank you very much!"
That "thank you very much" was cut in. It was really from the showstopper. Yes, I have watched that episode a few times....
"Look at that! Hehheh... Pie!"
I didn't know David Mitchell could sound wholesome, but I was mistaken.
"How do you know how to make jam?
"I don't, do I? Look, that's not jam. It's..strawberries and goo."
David Mitchell and Jo Brand have a chemistry that is unexpected and delightful
He looks so excited when he's offered raspberry jam and then so crestfallen when it's "not allowed" 😂😭
He's even annoyed about winning, what a man of character
It’s crazy how similar his language and mannerisms are to Mark!
He looks like a little school kid that doesn’t want to get in trouble when she offers him the jam.
...and now I’ve seen a single magpie 😂
The term “adequately annoyed” is the most British phrase I’ve ever heard 😂
Yes! I’ve been looking for David on bake off for ages, thank you!
I was so surprised no one had made one yet! :)
The entire episode is on here, just type in Bake off Comic Relief. :)
I'd love to see him on Task Master hahah
omg yes it would be hilarious
yeeesssss
I've been saying for ages that a season with both him and Victoria would be incredible.
I wish!!!
"Do you ever get that feeling that you haven't really listened?"
The story of my life.
DAVID MITCHELL....what wit, what class, what eloquence! One of the outstanding ambassadors of the English language and culture. Good luck, sir!
3:23 literally sounds exactly like something Mark would say in Peep Show
So does 2:15
And coming up at 9 on channel 4, Peep Show: In this never before aired episode, Jez stokes Marks interest in cooking and enters him in the great british bake off, to try and win money to pay off his own debt to a particularly intimidating drug dealer.
I love this man lol! "The gun metal grey of interstellar travel, what could be more delicious" hahaha
The redness in his eyes that can only be from being on the verge of crying only makes this better.
"have I got the wrong sieve?"
"do you ever get that feeling you haven't really listened?"
😂
Do you not have these flour sieves with push mechanism in the uk btw? :D
Not to my knowledge, but then, what do I know? I'm no baker!
@@oneofthehopefuls3764 not really
@@oneofthehopefuls3764 I've never seen one anyway
@@oneofthehopefuls3764 We do but not many people use them :)
"Gun metal grey of interstellar travel! What could be more delicious?" Gift of the gab..
there isn't a more brittish thing than being "adequatley annoyed" at something
He's a national treasure
that radio 4 commentary line was spot on
Paul "obviously it does look.... It does look....
David "disgusting?"
Paul "yeah" 😂😂😂
That bit where the camera pans up and one part of his face is just covered in flour got me rolling with laughter.
Most disgusting thing I've seen.. And i have seen child birth
TheSoundOfTwang first comment
Child birth is scarring
@@swazila 2nd person to reply
well, I remember a commercial (think it was discovery channel?) where they wrote/said something along the line of "discover the beauty" as a giraffe came schlorping out of it's mother's vagina, so apparently births are beautiful.
As a recently-graduated medical doctor, I think births are amazing! Difficult, painful and messy but still beautiful!
David thinking he can make jam in that short period of time they have is absolutely hilarious 😂
"Have I got time to start again? " I'm dying 🤣 just the way he said it cracked me up
2:45
1:31 I started drinking some water and nearly spat it out at this point
"gun metal grey of interstellar travel" i love this man
I'd pay a monthly subscription to see David Mitchell flustered.
Oh tell me about the sieving. Still remember sieving powdered sugar when I was like eight trying to bake a cake by myself. Most tedious thing I've EVER done.
"colour it, put it on the tray, in the oven, pray" is like the opposite pair to "started it, had a breakdown, Bon appetite"
Just got here from the disastrous duo video, I love you for making this!
Oh cool!! Thanks for watching both :)
"I have encountered more practical difficulties than I anticipated"
Four pork pies? That’s insane Jeremy!
Pie!
"How on earth do you cut a mango"?
I'm never left with much mango when I try 🙄