True Confessions with Scarlett Johansson and Mayor Pete Buttigieg

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @YaBoiTaeWu
    @YaBoiTaeWu 5 лет назад +6922

    “Are you asking if someone pissed on my face?” LMFAOOOO

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 5 лет назад +110

      Ikr... most people fantasize about doing other things on and to her face...

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 4 года назад +62

      It'd be funny if someone actually did piss on her face, then she researches later and finds out that the pee-curing-jellyfish-sting thing is a myth (it is).

    • @alexanderbemis9065
      @alexanderbemis9065 4 года назад +7

      Robert Agu wtf 🤣🤣 got me dead

    • @Rohan3
      @Rohan3 4 года назад +6

      I thought the doctor did.

    • @lindai6988
      @lindai6988 4 года назад +9

      Robert Agu ew

  • @gigibuste5421
    @gigibuste5421 5 лет назад +7185

    Scarlett: “Oh he’s a politician I can’t tell!”
    ☠️😂

  • @fikseyoum7572
    @fikseyoum7572 5 лет назад +16465

    let's see who the better liar is... an actor or a politician

  • @mariaginermira5079
    @mariaginermira5079 4 года назад +2002

    "He's a politician, I can't tell!!!"
    -Queen of my life.

  • @gigibuste5421
    @gigibuste5421 5 лет назад +7042

    No one:
    Jimmy: “ANSWER HIM! WHAT COLOR WAS THE JELLYFISH?!”

    • @tn15_
      @tn15_ 4 года назад +79

      "What color was the jellyfish?" is such a dumb question. Like bro if she saw it she wouldn't have let it STING HER IN THE FACE

    • @user-fj4sk4uj7c
      @user-fj4sk4uj7c 4 года назад +52

      @@tn15_ it was a joke dude

    • @edamix3184
      @edamix3184 4 года назад +1

      @@user-fj4sk4uj7c Especially a joke from someone who isn't funny nor imaginative...

    • @narekhart9862
      @narekhart9862 4 года назад +1

      I got stung in the knee/calf area and i had the coolest lightning-on-calf tattoo in all of California! For 30 minutes

    • @md.darkkk1826
      @md.darkkk1826 4 года назад +1

      tn15 🤣🤣🤣

  • @laurenstanciel1247
    @laurenstanciel1247 4 года назад +4192

    It is so funny watching this with the knowledge that Scarlet Johansson is married to Colin Jost and Pete Buttigieg shared a room with Colin at Harvard.

    • @ljoreilly1068
      @ljoreilly1068 3 года назад +222

      And Colin plays Pete on tv

    • @Peppy318
      @Peppy318 3 года назад +87

      And Pete's bf is John Mulaney

    • @theoneandonly0099
      @theoneandonly0099 3 года назад +116

      They were in the same dorm, not the same room and barely knew eachother but still weird

    • @kenlaw5275
      @kenlaw5275 3 года назад +17

      everyone knows each other at the top.

    • @t.warner7606
      @t.warner7606 3 года назад +5

      @@kenlaw5275 top ? Lol

  • @alexeifiore8573
    @alexeifiore8573 5 лет назад +4054

    "of all of the people who could've taken the initiative-"
    "yeah it was you?"
    *they came at jimmy's life, character, integrity, will, strength, is he okay?*

    • @amytan3671
      @amytan3671 4 года назад +66

      he'll never recover

    • @thesilvershining
      @thesilvershining Год назад

      Everyone bullies Jimmy, it’s part of the charm 😂

  • @ohoodturki7417
    @ohoodturki7417 3 года назад +725

    scarlett is the cutest human being everrrrr ' HES A POLITICIAN I CANT TELL?!"

  • @cplflake
    @cplflake 5 лет назад +5793

    It’s so weird that my hometown mayor is a big celebrity now

    • @LittleB2007
      @LittleB2007 5 лет назад +475

      You should be proud. He's smart, funny, articulate, a future president material. Not this time though.

    • @emilyscloset2648
      @emilyscloset2648 5 лет назад +70

      @@LittleB2007 He will never be president. The age of the establishment candiates is over.

    • @yazzie8557
      @yazzie8557 5 лет назад +108

      He's a good dude.

    • @skinnyjax
      @skinnyjax 5 лет назад +215

      @@emilyscloset2648 Sure, let's elect someone with absolutely no governing experience and has no clue as to what goes on in the world... because that's been working out for the country brilliantly for the last 3 years. I like my presidents honest and smart and decent and HUMAN.

    • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
      @UnicornsPoopRainbows 5 лет назад +24

      Meh, he is having his 15 min of fame. Still a better Hoosier than Pence...

  • @TheWorldsStage
    @TheWorldsStage 4 года назад +1765

    Buttigieg's military training is coming in. He's interrogating them like he's at Guantanamo.

    • @izzyplayz2728
      @izzyplayz2728 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @truth8508
      @truth8508 3 года назад +4

      Hilarious. Dude was a low ranking officer, one away from the lowest. Was also just in the reserves and served only one 7 month tour in intelligence which is just operations work. Probably in charge of cots and TP.

    • @billycloudy9078
      @billycloudy9078 3 года назад +19

      @@truth8508 yeah at least he served....
      unlike cadet bone Spurs!!😂

    • @truth8508
      @truth8508 3 года назад +1

      @@billycloudy9078 What a joke you are. Buttigieg's rank is barely above a buck private after years of service. Nothing outstanding about him in any way. An un-promoted loser and you, as part of the defund the police and military group are proud of his service? Hypocrite liar that you are. Stupid af.

    • @icebreaker9995
      @icebreaker9995 3 года назад +3

      @@truth8508 damn dude take a joke

  • @sophiequach1607
    @sophiequach1607 5 лет назад +8353

    "We're so polite, we're Democrats"
    "that's sussy"
    "Oh he's a politician I can't tell!!"
    LOL I LOVE HER 😂

    • @CollectorsCorner777
      @CollectorsCorner777 5 лет назад +126

      Yea because Democrats are known for being polite...🙄🙄🙄

    • @betamaxreal
      @betamaxreal 5 лет назад +32

      @@stevejulius8506 u gonna piss your pants over it?

    • @CollectorsCorner777
      @CollectorsCorner777 5 лет назад +32

      @@betamaxreal ummm I'm a millennial? I was born in 1990 lmao so try that soyboy insult on someone else.
      Also you should thank a boomer for making this country so great.

    • @dramatican
      @dramatican 5 лет назад +110

      @@CollectorsCorner777 ok boomer

    • @CollectorsCorner777
      @CollectorsCorner777 5 лет назад +21

      @@dramatican Lmao lefties are the dumbest sub creatures on this planet.

  • @julietantonio1049
    @julietantonio1049 5 лет назад +2647

    "What kind of swimming stroke?" Oh he is NOT messing around

    • @niasaraeeee
      @niasaraeeee 3 года назад +11

      2k likes and no comments? Changed

  • @gabbigarcia5558
    @gabbigarcia5558 5 лет назад +2678

    “I didn’t follow any of those directions”
    Me when I have a life or death situation

    • @mikesamra9126
      @mikesamra9126 5 лет назад +4

      I wonder if SJ is telling the truth on the jellyfish sting. She was in the Spongebob movie and she probably got the idea from that at some point. Actors have been known to embellish stories 'to boost their publicity.

    • @snehalanandkumar4560
      @snehalanandkumar4560 5 лет назад +1

      Check out Andrew Yang!

    • @mars5709
      @mars5709 3 года назад

      Me in every situation

  • @Ashley-pl5wr
    @Ashley-pl5wr 3 года назад +143

    "HE'S A POLITICAN I CAN'T TELL" Scarlett I couldn't love you any more lmaooo

  • @Belforhir
    @Belforhir 5 лет назад +463

    ice cream sundae of pork
    First thought: That's not even theoretically possible
    Second thought: Americans...
    I landed on yes

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 4 года назад +4

      hahaha. I thought it was true b/c I suspected that both of Butts' envelopes were true so people wouldn't know what his lying act is like IRL.

    • @PostcardsFromPeopleYouHate
      @PostcardsFromPeopleYouHate 4 года назад +1

      I’m from LaPorte it’s real and honestly it’s pretty good

    • @ellennancygoodman7217
      @ellennancygoodman7217 4 года назад

      @@PostcardsFromPeopleYouHate www.kokomotribune.com/news/local_news/pork-parfait-provides-dessert-for-dinner-at-fair/article_f0fc2ee3-0a3e-5ef2-93e9-8ea6f09c8d27.html

    • @torgo4ever
      @torgo4ever 4 года назад

      In Buffalo , NY there is a restaurant that makes a roast beef version of this sundae and it is amazingly good.

    • @georgewhelan7732
      @georgewhelan7732 3 года назад

      As Americans, we can confirm this man's method is strong.

  • @nehirakinn
    @nehirakinn 5 лет назад +1237

    "He's a politician, i can't tell."
    Scarlett is so funny 😂😂

  • @cheeserules45
    @cheeserules45 5 лет назад +3333

    To think her fiancé does his impression on SNL

    • @TristanCharran
      @TristanCharran 5 лет назад +92

      Eilat Tabak That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this

    • @TristanCharran
      @TristanCharran 5 лет назад +3

      Eilat Tabak That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this

    • @robbiewithrow9882
      @robbiewithrow9882 5 лет назад +18

      Colin Jost is who does pete on snl

    • @Palmstream_
      @Palmstream_ 5 лет назад +8

      @@robbiewithrow9882 ...except the SNL version he played had stiff arms which left me totally amused.

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 5 лет назад +12

      Very poorly too 🤣

  • @pnoipr8
    @pnoipr8 5 лет назад +2101

    scarlett is naturally funny with her remarks without even trying.
    Jimmy: I think it was called Wolffer
    Scarlett: Yeah, yeah you think so?
    Pete: Out of all the people that could have taken the initiative
    Scarlett: yeah it was YOU?

  • @2CCGreenwich
    @2CCGreenwich 4 года назад +697

    “Entirely out of pork.” Is mostly mashed potatoes and BBQ sauce.

    • @mikehurt3290
      @mikehurt3290 4 года назад +7

      That actually sounds pretty good

    • @ryankocher
      @ryankocher 4 года назад +7

      Politician don’t lie they just twist the truth.

    • @Star-ie8br
      @Star-ie8br 4 года назад +1

      Yeah that was probably part of his scheme x)

    • @soulvinyl
      @soulvinyl 4 года назад +1

      Lol also how is this at all considered a an "ice cream sandwich" of sorts lol

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 года назад +1

      @@ryankocher so its true the recent one-term president really wasn't a politician ... cuz he straight up lied...every day.

  • @lynnly2406
    @lynnly2406 3 года назад +98

    Mayor: LaPorte County-
    Scarlett: *LaPork?!*
    No but why did I think the same thing

    • @juliecrosby6294
      @juliecrosby6294 3 года назад

      LaPorte, I’m from there sorry for correcting.

    • @lynnly2406
      @lynnly2406 3 года назад

      @@juliecrosby6294 nah it’s all good! I’m in the wrong

    • @lynnly2406
      @lynnly2406 3 года назад

      @@juliecrosby6294 thanks for lmk

  • @gr8st2323
    @gr8st2323 5 лет назад +383

    “Who was with you? Who could’ve stopped this?!” 😂

  • @riri7952
    @riri7952 5 лет назад +1320

    Wow didn’t know I needed to see this trio

    • @User-lz6ru
      @User-lz6ru 5 лет назад +5

      this was the worst trio ever lol. and ive been watching old episodes with seth rogan to john mulany and pete davidson. this was awkward

    • @riri7952
      @riri7952 5 лет назад +9

      OSC4R C hmmm oops sorry but my opinions are very different . I love John mulaney and Pete Davidson

    • @User-lz6ru
      @User-lz6ru 5 лет назад

      Riri you just repeated what i said

    • @riri7952
      @riri7952 5 лет назад +1

      OSC4R C I thought you were saying that this was the worst trio ever and you’ve been watching the other ones(i thought you were implying that that was saying something bc the other ones were so bad)

    • @User-lz6ru
      @User-lz6ru 5 лет назад +1

      Riri the other ones were good. I found most funny. This one on the other hand seemed awkward.

  • @seejaneread
    @seejaneread 5 лет назад +851

    Scarlett: Pork sundae? Where was this?
    Pete: In Indiana.
    Me: Seems legit.

    • @Lyvee93
      @Lyvee93 5 лет назад +20

      Jane Cronkhite I live in Indiana 😂🤷‍♀️ legit

    • @ihatemostwwefans8846
      @ihatemostwwefans8846 5 лет назад +4

      You're being sarcastic but it's true.

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 5 лет назад +1

      For real.

    • @ABCScandalFanatic
      @ABCScandalFanatic 5 лет назад +4

      I live in Indiana. No offense taken but tf? Lol The sterotypes I hear about us I never see. The brown experience in this state is VERY different from the majority.

    • @tonibauer2949
      @tonibauer2949 5 лет назад

      Scandal Fanatic no doubt.

  • @Padfoot0401
    @Padfoot0401 4 года назад +212

    "He's a politician I can't tell!!" I was so waiting for a line like that xD

  • @rorygibson3124
    @rorygibson3124 5 лет назад +746

    "Vandelay"
    ....Did my man Buttigieg just drop a deep cut Seinfeld reference on us??

  • @chckycrk
    @chckycrk 5 лет назад +626

    I’m glad Jimmy eventually put it together that he has a politician and an actor playing this game

  • @matrixdukenukem000
    @matrixdukenukem000 5 лет назад +916

    Le Pork?
    Lapport!!
    That killed me.

  • @NotTemptation
    @NotTemptation 5 лет назад +560

    I’m pretty sure Colin played him on SNL last week and that makes this 100 times funnier to watch.

    • @georgimihailov4906
      @georgimihailov4906 5 лет назад +23

      I bet Pete and Scarlett joked about it backstage.

    • @melc.5681
      @melc.5681 5 лет назад +28

      Colin was backstage too, there’s some photos of him and Pete talking and hugging... so cute.

    • @contrapasso
      @contrapasso 5 лет назад +6

      He went to Harvard, but they don’t teach you where to put your arms.

  • @justinwilliams7324
    @justinwilliams7324 5 лет назад +91

    Scarlet johnson has perfect comedic timing
    It's why I love her.

  • @rafaeladinis4109
    @rafaeladinis4109 5 лет назад +457

    “He’s a politician I can’t tell”😂😂😂

  • @Liberum
    @Liberum 5 лет назад +429

    Vandalay Industry was the company name George Kastanza made up.
    Mayor Pete referenced it to suggest Jimmy made up a story about Jerry Seinfeld.
    That’s pretty smart Mayor Pete.

    • @blasborg
      @blasborg 5 лет назад +6

      LOL!!! good catch!!!!!

    • @juniorsundar
      @juniorsundar 5 лет назад +18

      Art Vandalay the Architect.
      He also does imports AND exports

    • @callmeishmael4659
      @callmeishmael4659 5 лет назад +6

      it was a pretty good Seinfeld call back. Gets credit from this Seinfeld show lover

  • @bigdav3286
    @bigdav3286 5 лет назад +334

    im just here for Scarlett

  • @pashvang5394
    @pashvang5394 5 лет назад +194

    “He’s a politician, I can’t tell!” That line is so true!

  • @Nico-kf8wr
    @Nico-kf8wr 5 лет назад +199

    When Buttigieg said "Vandelay," I knew he was a true person of culture.

  • @TheSmileyManiac111
    @TheSmileyManiac111 5 лет назад +76

    ok but man why isn't anyone talking about how absolutely GORGEOUS Scarlett Johannson looks here or is it just me

  • @ericrossoni
    @ericrossoni 5 лет назад +226

    Scarlett is a darn good actor! She did the best out of all of them. And Pete, man it’s like he’s a pathological truth teller lol

    • @RafaelValle12
      @RafaelValle12 5 лет назад +2

      "Entirely out of pork" "it had mash potatoes"
      Last time I checked, mashed potatoes are not made out of pork

    • @iridefast1
      @iridefast1 5 лет назад +1

      Sitting across from Scarlet and Pete can’t take his eyes off Jimmy. Sick bastard.

    • @ericrossoni
      @ericrossoni 5 лет назад +6

      iridefast1
      I didn’t notice that but Pete’s gay so what’s your point lol

    • @subman23
      @subman23 5 лет назад

      @Black Monty Burns I mean, he did say "lol, " sooooo

    • @Jmbbit138
      @Jmbbit138 5 лет назад

      here I think you dropped this /S

  • @forbiddencolor
    @forbiddencolor 5 лет назад +460

    I'm so glad Scarett made the inevitable "he's a politician" joke.

    • @kobebryant1265
      @kobebryant1265 5 лет назад +6

      That would've been the first thing i would've poked at..lol

  • @CgSeb
    @CgSeb 5 лет назад +216

    how is scarlett so hot, smart and funny all at the same time? damn

    • @joeyfax4645
      @joeyfax4645 4 года назад +11

      It’s called having a personality. Almost all women have it.

    • @CgSeb
      @CgSeb 4 года назад +11

      @@joeyfax4645 damn you end me so fast but in my defense i have a personality too and i'm neither of those things

  • @sorinsuba
    @sorinsuba 5 лет назад +231

    S: what was he choking on?
    J: a bad joke....
    S: how did you save him?
    J: my fake laugh...

  • @Mav2208
    @Mav2208 5 лет назад +75

    Love how Scarlett goes to high five Pete and he goes for the handshake. Reminds me of Sheldon from big bang lol

  • @ScottSensei
    @ScottSensei 5 лет назад +1355

    Jimmy- “We don’t know what’s written in these envelopes”
    Also Jimmy- “He’s had all day to prepare this lie”

    • @cayleyish7357
      @cayleyish7357 5 лет назад +12

      Well it wasn't a lie so Jimmy was just expressing his opinion to the public

    • @Doug_Hannon
      @Doug_Hannon 5 лет назад +102

      "We" (the guessers) don't know what's in the envelopes. The person whose envelopes they are knows.

    • @Jacobzx
      @Jacobzx 5 лет назад +41

      Those two statements don’t contradict each other.

    • @mariiadejessus5151
      @mariiadejessus5151 5 лет назад +12

      Or maybe they provide the staff with a few statements, some true and some false. And then the crew picks 2 out of what they provide. Maybe? But what other commenters said makes sense too.

  • @loveboat
    @loveboat 5 лет назад +516

    Made entirely out of pork.
    Lists several ingredients.

    • @EricSchmerick
      @EricSchmerick 5 лет назад +13

      loveboat That’s exactly what I was thinking.

    • @RafaelValle12
      @RafaelValle12 5 лет назад +10

      Yet somehow, it's a truth

    • @AlMoSiCe210
      @AlMoSiCe210 5 лет назад +1

      *THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!*

    • @namber7986
      @namber7986 5 лет назад +1

      trying to get them to think he was lying maybe?

    • @InSearchof8
      @InSearchof8 5 лет назад +3

      just filler. if you get my drift.

  • @julianpagano1659
    @julianpagano1659 5 лет назад +63

    "Oh he's a politician I can't tell!" I love Scarlet 😂❤️

  • @alibi990
    @alibi990 3 года назад +29

    " He is a politician i can`t tell!!!" Scarlett is the best hahahaha

  • @mayraortega5888
    @mayraortega5888 5 лет назад +76

    an actor and a politician are convinced that they’re lying to each other end up saying the truth and they team up to call out the lies of a comedian.

  • @Vylkeer
    @Vylkeer 5 лет назад +368

    Never would I’ve ever imagined I’d see Pete Buttigieg, a politician and ScarJo in the same context. I mean, cool!

    • @47imagine
      @47imagine 5 лет назад +3

      umm you do realize she endorsed both obama and hillary in previous elections and spoke at the DNC...

    • @Vylkeer
      @Vylkeer 5 лет назад +5

      47imagine None said she didn’t, I just found it unexpected to see her and a politician together at a talk show. The fact that she endorsed Obama and Clinton doesn’t mean she had to do this with a Democrat nominee. But I get your point.

    • @subman23
      @subman23 5 лет назад +3

      I mean, her husband's only non-Update SNL character is Mayor Pete AND there're in the same building doing a talk show for the same network on which SNL airs

    • @johannesha186
      @johannesha186 5 лет назад +2

      @@47imagine well in every election they were the better alternative compared to the republican choice

  • @thegaymingavenger
    @thegaymingavenger 5 лет назад +105

    I love her so much omg. And Pete is great at interrogating I am cackling
    Also her ARMS. I am weak.

    • @agenthoneybadger
      @agenthoneybadger 5 лет назад +7

      Exactly what I wanted to comment!! I want arms like that haha

    • @whopperlover1772
      @whopperlover1772 5 лет назад

      What’s wrong with her arms?

    • @agenthoneybadger
      @agenthoneybadger 5 лет назад +5

      @@whopperlover1772 Nothing!! They're so super toned! Quite impressive

    • @robertramjam913
      @robertramjam913 5 лет назад

      Well she did play Black Widow so she obviously worked out more than usual for the role .

    • @subman23
      @subman23 5 лет назад

      @agenthb so it's arms, is it? You should check out comedienne Iliza Shlesinger

  • @BG-ox9le
    @BG-ox9le 5 лет назад +128

    It was a lie in itself because he said made "entirely" out of pork and then said it was made out of mashed potatoes pork and bbq.

    • @zhulia
      @zhulia 5 лет назад +4

      And that is how the politicians do it.

    • @EvanNagao
      @EvanNagao 5 лет назад +1

      That's politics for you. Lol. #YangGang

  • @gaffarmustafakabal2970
    @gaffarmustafakabal2970 4 года назад +74

    The way that Scarlett pretends to be a liar at the beginning of her story, it's just awesome how she squeezes her answer. 2 000000 9 etc. It's awesome

  • @EbenWatson
    @EbenWatson 4 года назад +404

    "we're polite!...we're democrats!"
    HELL YEAH!

    • @camoesaoyza9041
      @camoesaoyza9041 3 года назад +5

      Damn right, we are...

    • @leanne8271
      @leanne8271 3 года назад +4

      In reality the most ignorant rude and bigoted

    • @EbenWatson
      @EbenWatson 3 года назад +8

      @@leanne8271 oh! Dont talk about yourself like that! I’m sure your way worse than you say you are! 😇

    • @niasaraeeee
      @niasaraeeee 3 года назад +1

      @@leanne8271 we all are regardless of political party

    • @leanne8271
      @leanne8271 3 года назад +2

      @@EbenWatson democrats/leftists are incredibly intolerant and they’re proud of it lol

  • @8KenzaMusic8
    @8KenzaMusic8 5 лет назад +633

    "Entirely out of pork" "it was mashed potatoes and bacon as peanut"

    • @nanaglo4545
      @nanaglo4545 5 лет назад +40

      it also wasnt an ice cream sundae there was no ice cream lol

    • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
      @UnicornsPoopRainbows 5 лет назад +15

      They are also called Pork Parfaits. I have a pic from the 2018 LaPorte fair booth that sells them

    • @FiasStuart8434
      @FiasStuart8434 5 лет назад +9

      Thank you.
      And by “entirely” I mean... there were sprinkles of pork.

    • @claiminglight
      @claiminglight 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah that was kind of a letdown

    • @torgo4ever
      @torgo4ever 4 года назад +1

      I've had a roast beef version of this " sundae" and they are amazingly good.

  • @patiencekillz
    @patiencekillz 5 лет назад +173

    This was an unexpected combo… not complaining or anything.

  • @Dexter26958
    @Dexter26958 5 лет назад +239

    I mean Scarlett isn't wrong...as a politician he is extremely good at this sorta stuff!

    • @subman23
      @subman23 5 лет назад +4

      It was made entirely of pork
      (Seconds later)
      Pork isn't even a main ingredient, it was a topping.
      Yup. Politician.

  • @user-bo4ng4kb7e
    @user-bo4ng4kb7e 3 года назад +51

    “He’s a politician I can’t tell” 😂

  • @Lommy9999
    @Lommy9999 5 лет назад +20

    She is an amazing actress. She seemed like she had no answers and read it really slowly. That was masterful.

  • @cwg824
    @cwg824 5 лет назад +607

    I'm a straight girl but scar jo is the hottest women in the world

    • @Samuraiwavy
      @Samuraiwavy 5 лет назад +5

      You’ve never seen zazie beats

    • @johnsurs22
      @johnsurs22 5 лет назад +6

      @@Samuraiwavy They are both really pretty, but they both also have a girl next door kind of warmth and relatability.

    • @thenewclassic4
      @thenewclassic4 5 лет назад +8

      She has very odd features , an odd nose and jawline but as a whole she looks good ! But in order to call someone the hottest woman I’d say she has to have beautiful features !

    • @rareonyxcourtney3287
      @rareonyxcourtney3287 5 лет назад +3

      @@Samuraiwavy Who? Lol

    • @rareonyxcourtney3287
      @rareonyxcourtney3287 5 лет назад +1

      @@GamerBoy-zt7qk again......WHO?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +134

    Geeze... Pete would have made a great interrogator.. I was half worried he was gonna start slamming his fists on the table demanding answers!

    • @TheAussieFilo
      @TheAussieFilo 5 лет назад +13

      Your profile photo is giving me anxiety

    • @kiranj.3195
      @kiranj.3195 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheAussieFilo LOL

    • @Jon-ko1qg
      @Jon-ko1qg 5 лет назад +5

      prob learnt it as he was in military intelligence

  • @rhutuja6671
    @rhutuja6671 5 лет назад +1099

    Pete: Where did you learn the Heimlich maneuver?
    **in a split second**
    Jimmy: uhhh...posters

    • @betseyneslin4717
      @betseyneslin4717 4 года назад +9

      I thought it was a lie, but I think he will regret his use of the word “entirely”. I have a feeling Pete is a bad liar though.

    • @sovietmuffin501
      @sovietmuffin501 4 года назад +1

      Now this is a deep reference

    • @ellademore1506
      @ellademore1506 4 года назад

      Jimmy learned the Heimlich manoeuvre when someone saved his mom at a restaurant, and his dad told them to “mind [their] own business.” #dadquotes

  • @benjhaisch
    @benjhaisch 4 года назад +89

    ok, Mayor Pete actually scored a point with that “Vandalay” comment 😂

  • @allihruyod1116
    @allihruyod1116 5 лет назад +128

    She displays an uncanny affinity for psychological manipulation and can mask her real emotions perfectly. Well done Na-ta-sha 👑

  • @Ahmad-tm3bc
    @Ahmad-tm3bc 5 лет назад +51

    The first one reminded me when a jelly fish stung Monica on Friends
    LOL

  • @sidsbarber8005
    @sidsbarber8005 5 лет назад +123

    Scarlett is refreshing

  • @laelialocus
    @laelialocus 5 лет назад +260

    Scarlett Johansson speaks like a grandmother and I love it

  • @rameshgupta6205
    @rameshgupta6205 4 года назад +25

    6:25 black widow popularizing Sussy way before among us 😂

  • @princess-ky2iq
    @princess-ky2iq 3 года назад +9

    7:02 “OH HES A POLITICAN I CAN’T TELL” SCARLETT 😭😭😭

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain 5 лет назад +76

    When Pete said, "Wolfer Vandalay?"
    +2 points.

  • @d.7416
    @d.7416 5 лет назад +113

    "Le Pork county?" 😮 - 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LaurenPoland0930
    @LaurenPoland0930 5 лет назад +28

    Hell yeah Mayor Pete & ScarJo! Tbh I had no idea I needed this trio in my life until just now

  • @joshuacrawford347
    @joshuacrawford347 5 лет назад +14

    I believe that was my first time hearing someone say that was, “sussy.” Classic. 😃

  • @carlottaschreiber7878
    @carlottaschreiber7878 4 года назад +51

    I love how jimmy always has the time of his life in his interviews. He laughs about everything😂

    • @patriciatursi1
      @patriciatursi1 2 года назад +1

      And of course he doesn't pretend to be amused

  • @sieekakhan6761
    @sieekakhan6761 5 лет назад +213

    Of course the Jerry Seinfeld one is fake, he will never let you touch him

  • @curseofjanus7527
    @curseofjanus7527 5 лет назад +56

    Mayor Pete with the Seinfeld reference!!!

  • @NYRangers928
    @NYRangers928 5 лет назад +57

    ScarJo is getting more beautiful with age... My Lord..

  • @viditsingh2508
    @viditsingh2508 3 года назад +19

    6:26 did she really say "sussy" in 2019. But.... Black widow didn't have time reading powers-

  • @raisingamind
    @raisingamind 5 лет назад +132

    Pete: Where'd you learn the Heimlich maneuver?
    Jimmy: Uh, posters.

    • @RealCoolGuy
      @RealCoolGuy 5 лет назад +8

      About ten years ago, there was a young boy who saved a person's life using the Heimlich. When asked where he learnt the technique he referenced a gag poster that was used in a joke on the Simpsons.

  • @mariahpokedawg7124
    @mariahpokedawg7124 5 лет назад +33

    Pete wasn't messing around with those questions though!

  • @ajcat99
    @ajcat99 5 лет назад +177

    I guess the word "entirely" means something different than I thought.

    • @synyzal772
      @synyzal772 5 лет назад +18

      I'm also not sure how you can call it an ice cream sundae with no ice cream involved.

    • @spamalama8170
      @spamalama8170 5 лет назад +4

      I feel like we all just accepted the truth as a lie

    • @jmz1736
      @jmz1736 5 лет назад

      Something entirely different than what I thought

    • @LeWildSister
      @LeWildSister 5 лет назад

      Scrolled down to comment the exact same thing

    • @Hhhhhh-sz9ud
      @Hhhhhh-sz9ud 4 года назад

      Classic politician

  • @donniebrasco7305
    @donniebrasco7305 5 лет назад +51

    "The Goonies bad" Sloth. She´s hilarious.

  • @KristysEdits
    @KristysEdits 4 года назад +620

    You can’t pee on a jellyfish sting.

    • @trentschwartz2881
      @trentschwartz2881 4 года назад +19

      observe

    • @KristysEdits
      @KristysEdits 4 года назад +1

      Jens Raab exactly

    • @jensraab2902
      @jensraab2902 4 года назад +6

      @@KristysEdits Excellent video! Concise and helpful.
      (Except for that one temperature shown in Fahrenheit, a scale that the civilized world has abandoned quite a while ago! 😁
      NB: That temperature would correspond to about 42 °C.)

    • @rosehill9537
      @rosehill9537 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @jenniferwylie5633
      @jenniferwylie5633 4 года назад +44

      You can pee on anything.

  • @briannacripps3065
    @briannacripps3065 4 года назад +29

    Scarlett: Oh, he's a politican I can't tell. 🤣

  • @TK-ui2th
    @TK-ui2th 5 лет назад +43

    "jerry would kill me if i touched him ever in my life" 😂😂😂 such an underrated line here

  • @kelceycastro6061
    @kelceycastro6061 5 лет назад +65

    "He's a politician! I can't tell!" 😂

  • @lightsoutfelix4921
    @lightsoutfelix4921 5 лет назад +151

    She’s so cute ! I love her lol

  • @easywhitechocolate
    @easywhitechocolate 4 года назад +17

    Scarlett's face at 5:03 is meme worthy

  • @Idkanymorelol.
    @Idkanymorelol. 3 года назад +2

    ScarJo is so cute she said “that’s sussy right there” I love her so much😭😭

  • @vloy3080
    @vloy3080 5 лет назад +156

    Jerry Seinfeld is too cool to be choking on salami at a wine tasting lmao I knew that one was a lie

  • @syednoorerasul
    @syednoorerasul 5 лет назад +26

    Well they do say that Black Widow can detect a lie when there is one hovering in the air....

  • @erfanshekaroo
    @erfanshekaroo 5 лет назад +165

    Colin is doing Pete’s impression and then Pete play games with scarlet

    • @timguccione2009
      @timguccione2009 5 лет назад +8

      Erfan Shekaroo The circle is complete.

    • @D00RK90B
      @D00RK90B 4 года назад +2

      Life imitates art.

    • @aleeh2109
      @aleeh2109 4 года назад +1

      Funny enough Pete and Colin went to Harvard during the same time and met each other lol

  • @gigibuste5421
    @gigibuste5421 5 лет назад +471

    Scarlett: “We’re still polite. We’re democrats.”
    ☠️😂

    • @tammies.6048
      @tammies.6048 5 лет назад +35

      And that’s the problem with Americans, we literally divide ourselves based on our political party...

    • @dylanvlogs4303
      @dylanvlogs4303 5 лет назад +6

      @TammieS Becuase most first world countries don’t have as much variety when it comes to political ideology. Most of them are primarily liberal

    • @reginaresendiz6810
      @reginaresendiz6810 5 лет назад +6

      @@tammies.6048 as an outsider...that is the general idea the outsiders have about democrats. Specially thinking about obama vs trump

    • @jamesonbornholdt7302
      @jamesonbornholdt7302 4 года назад +6

      "We're so polite. We're Democrats"
      Meanwhile: ruclips.net/video/VcCuHGnlWWQ/видео.html

    • @LiveLXStudios
      @LiveLXStudios 4 года назад +1

      @@jamesonbornholdt7302
      Got to point out how blatantly deceptive it is when you basically ask one side if they have the other side as friends, and another side "if it was possible" to have friends to them
      But thanks for showing the echo chamber propaganda you injest!

  • @RamonLovesRockandPie
    @RamonLovesRockandPie 3 года назад +9

    "I CAN'T TELL! HE'S A POLITICIAN! THIS IS SO HARD!" -Scarlet Johansson
    LOL omg roasted xD

  • @sageosaurus
    @sageosaurus 5 лет назад +28

    Reason number 1,000 why I love Pete!

  • @hockeyfan131993
    @hockeyfan131993 5 лет назад +50

    love mayor pete, love scarlett. This was awesome

  • @davidduffy4620
    @davidduffy4620 5 лет назад +58

    Jimmy says “what the f***” after being told they are surprised he took the initiative. Slipped that through

  • @sd7990
    @sd7990 5 лет назад +161

    “jerry would kill me if i touched him ever”

    • @kristinamitchell716
      @kristinamitchell716 5 лет назад +14

      I actually said out loud, "Jerry wouldn't let Jimmy touch him even if he was choking." I watch Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee on Netflix. Jerry is arrogant af.

    • @lovelyliza1905
      @lovelyliza1905 5 лет назад +4

      Kris Mitchell I’ve heard from more than one person that Jerry is a total ass.

  • @jamgart
    @jamgart 4 года назад +21

    Awww Mayor Pete 😍 Sending heart eyes from a small town in the countryside in northern England 😁

  • @zabu7912
    @zabu7912 5 лет назад +172

    I don't know what it is about Scarlett Johansson, but she is the sexiest woman I've ever seen.

    • @godspeedgideon9178
      @godspeedgideon9178 5 лет назад +7

      Right lol. Wtf was Deadpool thinking...

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 5 лет назад +4

      @@godspeedgideon9178 Blake Lively is a better match for him tho

    • @MH-ty7fb
      @MH-ty7fb 5 лет назад +1

      It’s the all of the everything about her.

    • @allbaugh04
      @allbaugh04 5 лет назад

      The definition of a 7

  • @webbess1
    @webbess1 5 лет назад +5

    "Of all the people who could've taken the initiative...." Best line!

  • @vitormartins5742
    @vitormartins5742 5 лет назад +44

    The theatrical reaction Jimmy has when he loses, looks like a real life version of The Sims

    • @RM-vc2bc
      @RM-vc2bc 5 лет назад

      Vítor Martins haha exactly

  • @nightmarechick100
    @nightmarechick100 5 лет назад +15

    4:33 thanks mayor Pete for giving women legit handshakes and not that bullshit crab claw thing

  • @agnarssondemise
    @agnarssondemise 5 лет назад +4

    What a great skit. Fallon has had some really good ones, but this is one of the best I've seen.