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- Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025
- Tim discusses Governor Newsom's new commercial for California airing in Florida, Shawn Mendes recent struggles with mental health, reaching the mountain top in a career, and a bizarre ceremony in the Swiss Alps.
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I met Benn in Red Bank New Jersey. Really cool guy, told me how the show works vibe wise. Was fascinating. However, I'm Irish, and he kept calling me a filthy peasant and throwing 1 dollar bills at my feet and saying no famine no mo in an African American accent. His wife began to cry and I walked away
That was the only thing you could’ve done… once he gets into one of his moods it’s unbearable for the people around him. Hope his wife stays strong during all of this… Ben needs professional help.
Pretty shit of you to upset his wife like that to be fair, walking away was probably the most decent move you could have made given the circumstance.
I once stared at him as we crossed the street and walked past each other. I was on my way to one of Tim’s shows. He was trying to get trafficked away from the show.
You're lucky his wife didn't throw a baby at you.
Bro 🤣 stop
Tim has been at a breaking point for the last 20 years
What it's like being in your mid 30s right now.
Facts
U mean time chair was at a breaking point last 20 years
@@pearz420 Gen X smiles...just wait till your 40's kids.
@@thealternative9580 It's really cute that you think I'm talking about growing old.
You know it’s gonna be fire when Tim starts the show slumping back in his chair
With shades on
Patreon was fire this week too
He shines bright like a doordash
he's already established the lack of fuck giving before the pod's even started. it's how it's meant to be.
you should see him eat
Tim reads the ads like we’re totally being scammed but I appreciate that
Well…🤷🏻♀️ lol
I als love how burr would do his reads and Jim Jeffries arguing with the percentages of every read
He is a "fake business" mogul...and his empire is growing. His insincerity is refreshing!
his earlier shows he went hard
Really I thought he made them sound great
@@dash-x Ziiiiiiiip rcghohak!
Tim roasting everyone he hires for being fat is my favourite theme of this podcast ❤️
no shame
Shout out to big sur my home area for taking a dub with Tim lmao
“My FAT agent, Fatticus Finch”
Fatty-bo-batties
I feel like the only people I would allow to call me fat are clack people and Tim Dillon
“It’s like the mural at the Denver airport came to life” - Tim is an artist
Wakakakakakakaka!!!
Let it be known that Tim canceled his show in Idaho that I bought tickets to... I will never forgive Ben for that.
dead meme
Lmao Tim really needs to get a handle on Ben he is totally out of control.
😂😂😂wild 😜
@@w0fo hey kid I have some advice so you dont sound like an idiot in the future. every meme is a joke but not every joke is a meme.
Oh Yeah, Ben's a Real A Hole, just like Lenny Boggier... Heard Lenny's on the Sex Offenders Register and Beats Puppies...
Look forward to this show more than I should but I fucking love Tim Dillon. I am so addicted to him.
Bumboy
@@brettweir9050 You would know right?
Shut up
He's amazing live too
Yes I agree, Tim is hilarious and addictive. If the laughs are too much and you overdose, the Narcan would be watching 'Gringo Papi'
Ben disappearing behind his laptop is my favourite for 2 reasons: Tim made a good joke, and Ben is gone.
Every time lmaoo
Tim D show has become my preferred source of unbiased news on all important current events! We need this every day!
Going to Tim for news. Seek help brother
@@briano9397 nah, he’s right. Tim is less bias than most media.
Also check out Pappis Yannis Longdays
@@briano9397 😂
@@briano9397 would you rather flip on the Tribal News channel (colors varying depending on which side of utter insanity you lean)?
“Glory holes but cupcakes come through.” Should be on a sign when you enter California.
I knew Tim struggled earlier in his life, but I had no idea he struggled as much as Shawn Mendes.
😂😂😂
Tim's take on Shawn Mendes has me dying 😂😂
Shawn Mendes taking a mental health day is putting me on the brink as well and I am also taking a mental health day to process. Thoughts and prayers.
Your comment was the straw that broke the camels back. I'm taking the next week off work. Can I quote your post to HR?
We wish you well 🏌
Good luck brother. Be well. We love you.
T's & P's
Nothing like a dose of Tim and Ben to get me through another week 🙌
I had a shotgun in my mouth and I saw the notification for this episode and it was not audio only so I am still here for now.....
It takes you a week to listen? Deadass
Shout out to big sur my home area for taking a dub with Tim lmao
Well, Tim that is
That’s what she said
I saw Ben at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I literally was thinking of posting this in dying knowing someone was thinking the same thing
Based Ben
This is Ben
Nice to see more young people following in the footsteps of Ryan Gosling
it's important that Tim is made aware of this and Ben is dealt with
Tim using the phrase "ne'er-do-well" to describe his father had me rolling on the floor
@@user-kr6jg6qb7l Its the right thing to do
I actually ran into both Ben and Tim. We were in an old mall in Phoenix, Arizona and eating in the Boa Steakhouse. It was a very interesting conversation. Ben kept trying to talk but Tim would just start beating him with a nightstick that he had on his person. We talked mortgage and recent interest rates and it was an honor the meet both of them
Idk why but nothing makes me laugh harder than Tim making fun of lesbians
Truly
It's a primordial rivalry, like lions and hyenas.
when Ben breaks at the @12:20 mark, and just can't stop laughing, i had that same reaction 😂. tim starts with, "i just imagine my agent..." that setup 🤣
Drinking Game: Drink every time Tim picks up his cup without drinking from it, and sets it back down.
He needs props!
Or everytime he says "me and Shaun mendes"
Tim is so generous to allow Ben to sit along side him… Jamie from the JRE does not have the same luxury.
He is no Jamie, this wrong. Back of the bus Ben !
Jamie is in a cage, where Ben belongs.
but Joe isn't ranting by himself LOL
@viewz joe has more agency than you
What do you mean man??? I don't think so man....
Just the heart of Shawn Mendez to stand up for him self a true national hero
Every week you should move Ben’s equipment and chair over an inch until he is completely out of frame
But the mic stays where it is.
LOL
Tim is the greatest ranter in the history of comedy. I’m not even kidding. I’m five minutes in and just going “how does he do this”?
I almost agree. The only person I've seen who is better alive or dead is George Carlin. I do refer to Tim Dillon to other people as the new George Carlin. He's currently one of the top 5 comedians on the planet already. The only living people that come to my mind that's better are Chappelle and Burr. Doug Stanhope?
Cocaine
He's the pig we don't deserve
You have to be unsatisfied
It's a true art form. Watch his LA influencer. Also search Joe rogan Jimmy Dore Tim dillon on here.
Tim Dillon. The jazz player of comedy riffing.
I do feel for Tim and his crippling pain of being so much better than us all
Ben looks like he should be the mascot of Johnny Rockets.
Yea officer, this comment right here……
Shout out to big sur my home area for taking a dub with Tim lmao
😂😂
I miss Johnny Rockets!
You’re lucky if you have one close by!
Imagine being one of the dancers in that performance. There had to be rehearsals. There was a director, a choreographer.
😅😅
Assuming all the performers were paid that was at least a $100,000 performance.
How many idiotic ideas in America had to pass through dozens of people's heads without one having the balls or brain cells to object? Looking at you, everybody associated with the Biden administration.
The tunnel segment is so funny, had me in tears 😂
Casually dropping 'Bilderberg child-eating serpents' is why I will always love you Tim.
I love that Tim "forgets" that his sunglasses cost 40 million dollars. Brilliant
u mean his 50 million dollar glasses
$60 mil*
Don't let his $70 million glasses pull your eyes away from his chiseled 8 pack
My breaking point is being nice to anyone that did nothing for me.
Customer service and retail are a hard NO NO!
Yeah, everyone should do things for YOU, you've sure earned it pal!
You can't say "Slavery is Good" without Avery, Ben!
Tim always perfectly illustrates exactly how I feel but can't articulate. He's a brilliant modern day philosopher.
Im Swiss and I'm glad to finally see my country represented on the Tim Dillon Show 🇨🇭 lmao this is what happens when the state gives money to people to do "art"
he’s got the glasses on, y’all know this is gonna be a good one.
🎯
Good use of the Notify, Ben. Great work.
I bet Tim is at breaking point with Ben. We all are
WHOS BEN? 🤷🏼♀️😆
I'm LIVID after this opener
Sorry what did Ben do?
@@angelina604 I mean what hasn’t he done, honestly?
Been is Awesome
It's been said before , but this is LITERALLY the only Podcast where I would never dare to skip the add reads.
‘Parkland.. but the Kids Win Birthday Party’
Ahhhhh. Right in my rib cage. 😂
it’s so bad in California, companies are starting to advertise their products on homeless tents.
Ha! It's just dystopian enough to be true.
I’m in Portland oregon n u made me laugh out loud.. thank you 😊
Bens laugh is like a worried “what did I get myself into and how much trouble are we gunna get into cause of what he just said” type laugh
I met Tim recently at a bowling alley just outside of San Diego. I asked him even though he was big time now could he fix me up with a fast track mortgage using some of his old contacts. He said sure no problem and I got hooked up with a nice 4.5% 20 year on a 750k pile an hour out of the city. I really appreciated Tim's help since he's out of the mortgage game now and is a busy person with lots of obligations. It really shows what type of person he is. Anyway fast forward I'm back living in a tent cos repayments were exorbitant but no hard feelings. Saving up to give it another go.
Tim is a saint & to your point w/o him, you prbly wouldn't even have the tent if he hadn't helped you ya know? 💯
Man I needed a Tim Dillon podcast. Getting me through tough times, thank you guys.
That transition from Shawn Mendes to Flip or Flop was a stroke of genius! I laughed so hard. Great work, Tim. 👏
i literally wait for this podcast every week from my tent on my wifi radio monitor record player
9:09 the way he spaces for a good 2 seconds staring right into our souls is unsettling 🤣
The Ghislaine Maxwell memorial service. 😂😂
That tunnel opening ceremony had me in tears and everyone at work was staring at me
Sånn er livet bro
“Lesbians are just creatures from an ancient past, CHUPACABRAS.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you Tim Dillon for being the voice of the people
Tim Dillon’s relationship with the fat community is similar to Larry David’s relationship with the bald community
And Jewish community
Doesn't Larry love the bald community, but Tim hates the fat community?
@@imemberberry More specifically, he hates the "fact activism" community.
I just can't complain whenever tim dillon releases anything 🤷🏼♂️
Yeah like his Loads in your Mouth, Hands Up to the Side Palms Up... You Sick Shit... No One Needed to Know that!
Shout out to big sur my home area for taking a dub with Tim lmao
@@Thehomelessathlete you weak, get a hobby, botspammer.
@Vincent W 🤣🤣🤣
I would love to watch Tim read to kids. Lol!
It would be like Drag Queen Story Hour, but replace the Dr with F.
I Dress as Drag Tim... I put on one of those Expensive Fat Man Body Suits and a Hawaiian Shirt...
Just go to any public school.
hahahaha i hope ben reads this
The Building #7 That Could
"Shine bright like a dooor daAAAAAsh" I'm dying
every episode Tim slouches farther into that chair and life
tim you are the funniest man alive. I used to rap and you're freestyle rants are so witty, dark and incredibly impressive. you're what amaerica means to me rant was the best way to break down American society. I'm 30 and often have felt like nobody gets it but listening to you im like this dude gets it. your rants are like taking a family portrait of America without society having a chance to get ready for the photo 😂😂😂😂
😂😂
In a sane world Tim Dillon owns late night TV.
the playing field is level now
At the end of the day Tim is what we need in this shameful Society he brings out the worst of humanity and makes it funny there is not one human that can do what he can. love this. what he does is amazing keep going bud ur killing it and u make me laugh so hard thanks Tim Dillon
Very gay take lmao mfs give Tim too much credit talking like he’s a revolutionary mans funny but jeez get out of your own ass
JP Sears also does
aka AwakenWithJP
Also, Jim Breuer now here... him ,tim, and JP Sears
@@dertythegrower louis ck, patrice o neal RIP, norm RIP
I bet a dollar that Tim got his sunglasses from one of 99 stores in Long Island
He owns a multimillion dolar house they are probably real
Nothing is real my friend! All his multimillion dollar properties are bought in digital world
im so drunk i bit my own finger taking a bite of a chicken nugget
first time
A really fun game to play during the ad reads is hitting the skip 10 seconds every few seconds, to only catching one or two words at random of what Tim Dillon says during these ad reads is hilarious
You’re a genius, Tim. Love ya buddy
Ben quietly losing his shit has to be one of the best parts of this show
This show, and just about every other, would crush on a stand-up stage. Tim is brilliant at just riffing.
I like Tim more on the pod than in-person. But I'm usually wrong about most things...
Regarding the Swiss stuff: this Gotthard base tunnel is the world's longest railway and deepest traffic tunnel, so it was a huge thing nationally (also because the Swiss are known for their engineering, diligence, and precision). The whole show was pretentious performative theatre stuck in the 70s and sadly represents contemporary Swiss art genuinely.
The show also draws from Swiss folklore which is unknown outside of Switzerland, e.g., a legend claims that the devil gets the soul of every living being that crosses a newly erected bridge, so peasants usually made a goat run over the new bridge as the first living being to cheat the devil (I myself attended the opening ceremony of a rebuilt bridge which was part of the Camino de Santiago; the abbot of a famous local monastery gave the benedictions and then they shood a goat over bridge). So the whole goat stuff in the ceremony drew from these stories and the like.
I don't know it still seems like they took liberties with the story to add more.
The context is helpful. It makes the ceremony seem less bizarre, but only marginally.
That’s gayer than Gavin Newsom
This is the exact comment I wanted to find.
Sounds exactly like what a bilderbergian serpentine pedo would say!
Tim always looks like he's ending a several days long bender when doing this podcast lol
Gotta love when you’re stuck awake at 2am and you see there’s a new pod waiting 👌👌
I want to slowly add more ridiculous attire like his sunglasses and talk about it how much they cost each episode
Is this how we slowly turn Tim into a drag queen?
Eagerly awaiting Tim's Ric Flair phase.
Once again Tim is right about everything. He should have a primetime news show that is simultaneously cast on MSNBC, CNN and FOX. This is the only authoritative source.
You know, I’m so glad that tunnel opening was also a pre-funeral for Jizz-lane Maxwell.
The first recorded pre-RIP.
Tim Dillon for Secretary of Keeping It Real 👏
The Patreon is worth it fam
Slumped back, shades on inside Tim = bliss
That tunnel opening is wild stuff.
Tim go with the cedar! It smells like a cigar box and its naturally semi bug repellant also an extremely fast growing tree so they’re pretty renewable!
These podcasts are getting funnier and funnier! Hilarious.
You missed the old days
Switzerland be like: "Devil worshipping sex cult?! Hold my lager."
Thank God that Shawn Mendez has a friend like Tim.
Tim is by far the best off the cuff comedian on planet earth. I love this guy
Idk have you heard of Whitney Cummings?
Saw you in Spokane, and it was a blast come back.
I always look forward to the episode
Switzerland thing-That’s the kind of art and music they teach at the university!!!😄 I remember composer friends just wanting to compose something beautiful when we were in school but they had to make weird stuff. Your commentary is toooo funny omggg. I was playing ancient harp music with my morning coffee while you were describing this moment…haha thaaank you Tim
I realy love the glasses, we need them in the merch shop!
You have be at least level 15 Scotch Rite Mason to try them on.
Tim on fire here. Only thing that beats Tim on fire is Tim with Kump.
Tim didn't high-five me at his show in San Antonio last year. Ben, you should be on top of this stuff, man. Disrespectful, truly.
Tim came out firing 🚀 the first 10 mins. Love this guy
Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Tim Dillon show!
Only God knows how happy hearing Tim say it makes me.
My pop got so jacked up on Happy Dad seltzers that he beat me bald. Thanks, Tim.
I love Tim Dillon’s obsession with Shawn Mendes.
That image that Gavin showed of "California" actually looks like Okanagan Valley. BC Canada lol
The only podcast that matters. 🕶️
Love the edit at 15:14 Best ad reading of any show
When people call me a homophobe, I counter with "Tim Dillon is my favorite human".
Freddy Mercury was kinda ok too.
Sunday dose of coffee and Timmy D 🙏🏼
I'm going to listen to this during my 9 hour dishwashing shift tmrw.
55:39 - “Can I get a few baldies?!” 😅😅😅😅😅
“With great powers come great responsibility” ~Tim Dillon, 2022
He came up with that in his head
@@BlekJamal I expected nothing less from the mind that brought us Fake Business
Tim Dillon's should receive the medal of freedom for his review of the opening of Gotthard Tunnel video