Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
except Carlin spanned MULTIPLE generations with changing styles of comedy before settling into what he was near his end (dark comedy) the pig? he needs to live and stay in the game for at least 20 more years
im at the club by myself getting shitfaced. was about to go buy some coke and do it all by myself but then i saw a notification for this. forgot all about everything and now i’m at the club with my airpods on. truly thank you to this godparent
Sounds like they got the idea from Michael Jackson's Neverland and priced it to middle-class pedos. All those weirdos who want to live in a Disney fairytale as adults exude serious pedo vibes.
A libertarian's wet dream of the glorious free market at work. I just wish libertarians were smart enough to realize that's what would happen with their unregulated free market.
@@TaddiestMason Not really, BlackRock has ties with the Federal Reserve and Elizabeth Warren deemed them "Too big to fail". So the Government and the taxpayers are backing them up. Very nefarious, the gov prevented many people from working, made them unable to pay rent/mortgages and BlackRock sweep in and buys them
We are going back to feudalism baby!!! Get your stuff ready... oh wait But it doesn't matter because we will own nothing, but be happy, so that's fine!! 🙃🙃🙃
Thank fucking God-- I’ve got a kitchen full of dirty dishes to do and thought I was going to just have to go insane without any entertainment. Speak to me slay queen! Tell me the stories of our planet!
If you think Tim's exaggerating, here's a story: Celebration, Florida is located near Walt Disney World Resort and was originally developed by Disney. This is where Tony Todt killed his wife, his three children AND his dog. He lived with their bodies for weeks. I guess he had moved there because he was digging the 'whimsical and reassuring' vibe.
Ben is slowly transitioning into Ponyboy. He'll soon be wearing 501's, chucks and a white t-shirt with a box of Lucky Strike cigs rolled up on the arm.
The thought of a Disney community genuinely terrifies me. Tim is right, the whole thing will come crashing down when the first murder or drug OD begins. You cannot write a script well enough to cover that, completely unsustainable. Should not happen!
@@sponkmcdonk3898 that sums up the entirety of every government mouth piece and corporate media conglomeration on the planet. But somehow when comedians do it, oh the horror!
The best part of this story was being out with my entire family celebrating 4 birthdays spanning back to January and getting ready to sing happy bday to my now 11 year old niece just to have a waitress scream about it flashing on the TV across the room, cranking the volume and proceeding to talk about suicide and conspiratorial murder.
So I’ve had you on in the background while I practice harp (which has been an odd experience) I’ve been playing happy songs in minor so they sound super weird and sad…but anyway, imagine Tim Dillon’s voice with angelic mournful harp music😄😄😄
I call this “Operation Renter Nation” and just did a deep dive on Blackstone on my channel yesterday. They made $7B with Invitation Homes by buying $10B worth of 2008 foreclosure homes, fixing them up for $2B, and flipping them in 2019 - it’s an old Blackstone playbook.
Oh no no. Shady government operations always have an upbeat name that completely obfuscates its true intention. So it should be like Operation Happy Family or Operation Financial Stability.
@@AspasiaB haha exactly! I talk about this, too. One of Blackstone’s new rental platforms is non-ironically called “Choice Leasing” as if you have any choice but to rent and pay whatever ransom they bill you for!
20%? Where you getting this figure from? That’s trillions on trillions of dollars worth of property. Just do some simple math and you’ll realize the impossibility of the statement.
I always end up listening to this when I'm at the gym or commuting to work and it's equally dangerous. If at the gym, I laugh so much I risk dropping the barbell right on my face. On the train commute I sit there giggling like a loon to myself. But I don't regret any of it.
In 20 years, there will be an amazing documentary about the kids who grew up in Story Living and had to escape it and disown their families like a cult. "My parents turned the volume all the way up on the singing candlestick which helped me with my homework so I couldn't hear them fighting."
Maybe it's a NY thing, but I love to hear Tim rant. The Cotino rant is among the finest I have ever listened to. Need to get a transcript. TY Tim and Ben.
I'm glad for mainstream reporting on the Tim Dillon Show of these events that affect millions of Americans. Democracy dies in darkness, so thank God for the warm glow of Tim's light on our fair cities.
@@goatsmakemovies 5/10 response, really disappointed in the first 10/10 rating from you. After seeing your past critiques of comments that everyone definitely asked for, I really thought you had a better eye. It's a sad day realizing the mediocrity of those you once admired.
I've got tickets for the March 16th show. If I end up in a camp prior to that for not wearing a mask to bed please donate the proceeds of my ticket to Trudeaus family in Cuba.
Tim looking like a high school football coach who would tackle his hateful aunt on sight and Ben's looking like a burnt out investigative journalist from the 70's who is one bad phone call away from leaving bodies underneath the floorboards. #ItsAKnifeFight #LifeIsABitShittyInTheBigCity
@@goatsmakemovies Sheesh is the noise your azzz makes when Catholic priests run a bullet train on u for your birthday. "PuTiNs FaVoUrItE sOnG iS pUsHiN P" 🤡💩 0/10
I absolutely love the mix ben! I love how Tim’s voice pans from left to right occasionally! thats so cool! Thank you so much Benjamin Avery, Audio Engineer and Podcast Producer
I’ve been trying to explain to people that this sets a dangerous precedent. Nobody wants to hear it. They just want to cheer the establishment against people they perceive to be their enemies. Can’t wait to throw this back in their face the next time BLM protests a cop killing a black guy.
it will be interesting to see how renting grows the next few years. I wonder if it grew so much bc of how many people moved to different areas of the county and wanted to get some time in at their new jobs before buying a home.
I guess I need to do some serious internal inflection bc I've always loved Disney (anything Disney), and I've always thought that it would be neat to live in a town that looked like a Disney set and after hearing Tim's rant it made me think differently about it
There was one of those Disney villages years ago in FA. just like the park, there were dresscodes, a church, etc. Truly Tuman-show-esque Now they're gonna ruin Coachella Valley...fer sure dying the water, etc. smdh
@@lauravf3708 I'm not entirely convinced that Epstein & Brunel aren't out there on some other island, sipping on some cocktails with tiny umbrellas in them.
When the apocalypse is over, and the world is restored to normal, we should put up a statue of Tim Dillon as a tribute to his voice of reason and sanity in the early 2020's
I read this book about 5 or 6 years ago called the 4 futures. It was a book about potential economic futures for our economy. And one of those futures is called “rentism”… and in listening to the beginning of this, i realize that this is the future we’re moving towards
Tim Dillon consistently makes me laugh and feel existential terror. Every time without fail
It's a surrealistic and sobering yet wholesome feeling lol
ain't that the truth!!!
If you felt actual terror from listening to a RUclips video then you have serious millennial problems
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@@jaymaven3643 I mean that depends on the video but I hear you
I admire Ben's ability to not laugh at everything that Tim says.
Tim has such a crush on ben lol he is so butt hurt tht ben is straight. Or tht is their "shtick" at least jaja
Oh lord hes trying
You can definitely trust Ben not to give up your position when Tim’s act inevitably devolves into an active shooter situation.
He does 🤷🏼♀️🤣
@@wew5499 🤣 Just about, but every once in awhile Tim will crack a joke where Ben doesn't laugh.
I was doing fake business, but this takes priority.
Dont forget to forget to pay your fake taxes
The business is fake, but the fun is real!
Always a pleasure doing fake business
Magic
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
You know tims going in on a rant when he utters the phrase “troubles a brewin!” 😂😂
So many “Matthew” Tim Dillon fans
I’m Ming Matthew
Hot gassers
i love the tension between Tim's puffy coat
and the cactus on His desk.
The coat is normal, it's Tim that's puffy.
It’s gortex
Tim looks like he has a golf club membership but just stays in the club house berating the staff and telling stories.
Tim looks like a dad who lost his son in Walmart and is relieved for the alone time.
Nice
That's life in the big city!
And he is currently looking to buy back the 77 Cutlass he sold in 1990
Bang on
😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
It's not the first time Disney has tried this and in the past they have failed..
Tim’s a headset away from taking a team to Super Bowl glory
😁
glory...hole
"But what about non-binary poets?!"
He really is this generation's George Carlin.
If never heard a more true statement
except Carlin spanned MULTIPLE generations with changing styles of comedy before settling into what he was near his end (dark comedy)
the pig? he needs to live and stay in the game for at least 20 more years
Thank goodness Tim is actually funny and nuanced.
Send me one video of Carlin that's laugh out loud funny instead of insightful.
Tim is better
George Carlin but not an unfunny boomer
The cotino rant is the Tim I want and need every Saturday night.
Thanks Disney!
Bonjour!
@@fleckx Bonjour! My wife has cancer~🎶 BONJOUR!
I would love to retire at a Tim Dillon branded retirement community.
im at the club by myself getting shitfaced. was about to go buy some coke and do it all by myself but then i saw a notification for this. forgot all about everything and now i’m at the club with my airpods on. truly thank you to this godparent
Sad you didn’t buy the coke
@@goatsmakemovies 3/10 response, didn't even give him one of your little ratings. This is a sad thread.
Aye there he is!
after finishing this i bought a dozen tacos from a food truck at 3 am and fell asleep in my car
@@rishabhmistry18, living the life!
The Disney community is a real life black mirror episode.
" Bomb Disneyland"!
Lol
Almost every aspect of life 2020-2022 is a Black Mirror episode
Black Mirror is real life. The prime minister and the pig, you know that actually happened, right?
@@cdubsoptional7849 when?
Sounds like they got the idea from Michael Jackson's Neverland and priced it to middle-class pedos. All those weirdos who want to live in a Disney fairytale as adults exude serious pedo vibes.
It's difficult to describe the joy of seeing a new TD episode.
Its kind of a Christmas morning feel
Yes it is quite nice, Tim is a special guy and I look forward to each one. It’s the only podcast I feel this way about.
Christmas
Nutella-r
Your name is Ukranian no?. Take care.
Keep this backdrop forever and eternity
It's very nice
I'd take a huge cage with animals of some type, maybe an aquarium
Tim is literally describing serfdom when he's taking about what Black Rock will do to this country.
A libertarian's wet dream of the glorious free market at work. I just wish libertarians were smart enough to realize that's what would happen with their unregulated free market.
@@TaddiestMason Not really, BlackRock has ties with the Federal Reserve and Elizabeth Warren deemed them "Too big to fail". So the Government and the taxpayers are backing them up. Very nefarious, the gov prevented many people from working, made them unable to pay rent/mortgages and BlackRock sweep in and buys them
totally. _100%_ accurate
We are going back to feudalism baby!!!
Get your stuff ready... oh wait
But it doesn't matter because we will own nothing, but be happy, so that's fine!!
🙃🙃🙃
@@TaddiestMason The term you're thinking about is not libertarianism, it it fascist economics.
I truly love how much Tim rants about Disney adults
Tim is dressed like the Texan version of a subprime mortgage auctioneer. Life in the big ranch.
Dressed like a seal clubbing enthusiast
@@Stealth1919 lol he looks like a seal 🦭 love Timmy
he actually sold Jefferey Epstein his island
hah gold
The big ranch in the sky
“but if you are going to broad-brush an issue…
then let’s paint”
- Tim Dillon
Thank fucking God-- I’ve got a kitchen full of dirty dishes to do and thought I was going to just have to go insane without any entertainment. Speak to me slay queen! Tell me the stories of our planet!
#blessed
Tim is top shelf, but don’t forget to treat yourself to Cum Town when you’re in need
You should probably explore more shit lol.
Tim Dillon makes enough money to live in a Disney community, he should move there and podcast
That set is still honestly one of the best I've seen on a podcast. That shits pretty 😍
Tim does have a really nice set up I agree
I want the cactus bad
Still obsessing about the cactus though
If you think Tim's exaggerating, here's a story: Celebration, Florida is located near Walt Disney World Resort and was originally developed by Disney. This is where Tony Todt killed his wife, his three children AND his dog. He lived with their bodies for weeks. I guess he had moved there because he was digging the 'whimsical and reassuring' vibe.
The thing I love about Tim Dillon is the nice positive community he fosters
Yo chill that course is nice tho and the Columbia 🤤
I just love Tim Dillon. He truly is a national treasure
Tim knows what’s going to happen as a true man.
Actually I feel like he’s a bit unstable - you should diversify who you get your opinions from if you don’t already
@@danfontaine8179 why doesn’t Joe Rogan have Jeff Bezos on his podcast?
@@Existential_Dread lol why do you ask? Jeff Bezos probably has no interest in being exposed to the public in a long form podcast
The pope is on rogan next week
It's so crazy that people like Tim are the ones dropping the truth bombs these days.
Right?!?! And nobody speaks on him and tries to cancel him. Because he's not the character you want to battle with.
@@j.a.r.family2576 nah...its just that no one cares.... whenever journalism qoutes him it usually examples shows how bad jornalism has become
Ben looks like he’s going thru a real tough time dealing with rogan plowing his wife. Hope he can get over it man
Surely he could subscribe to Jack Goldman’s cuckold seminar.
Rogan fucks in a highchair
He looks ... like he's gained some weight, and what's with the heavy product in his hair? He naturally has very nice hair. 😆
@@randomfullywonderful I like when skinny people gain weight. It makes me feel less disgusting 😌
Fat won’t look good on Ben, Tim will definitely fire him.
Ben is slowly transitioning into Ponyboy. He'll soon be wearing 501's, chucks and a white t-shirt with a box of Lucky Strike cigs rolled up on the arm.
Respect to Ben. No jokes, he seems like he works hard to keep Tim happy.
happy being relative in this case.
@らてちゃん joe
Giggle jaime
@Vidkid 😂😂😂😂
@Vidkid wow he does have nice lips actually lmfao
The thought of a Disney community genuinely terrifies me. Tim is right, the whole thing will come crashing down when the first murder or drug OD begins. You cannot write a script well enough to cover that, completely unsustainable. Should not happen!
Yeah, too many adults enjoy it like they are there to relive their broken childhoods.
They've already tried this and it didn't work. There's a documentary about it.
I cannot wait until I move from a Blackrock community to a Disney community! Thats how I know I made it in life
Saw Tim live the other day, he is one of the few comedians who can completely trash the very place he is doing comedy and get roaring applause
I didn’t realize Ben was so against non heterosexuals owning homes
I always had a feeling golden retrievers were homophobic.
Homeophobic*
Ben is a man of God, a man of faith, he's committed to protecting life (pro-lifer). 😆
definitely got a thing against them gays
I had a feeling
1 hour of comedians like Tim Dillon or Jimmy Dore is more informative that a week of TV news.
Check out level1 news on RUclips , with a username like that....
Russell Brand and Joe Rogan are also great comedians who discuss news topics
You get your news from people who get paid to say anything for views without factual details
@@sponkmcdonk3898 that sums up the entirety of every government mouth piece and corporate media conglomeration on the planet. But somehow when comedians do it, oh the horror!
The French dude who was trafficking girls to the island has just knocked himself off in jail. Thoughts and prayers
You really believe that?
I wish him well.
The best part of this story was being out with my entire family celebrating 4 birthdays spanning back to January and getting ready to sing happy bday to my now 11 year old niece just to have a waitress scream about it flashing on the TV across the room, cranking the volume and proceeding to talk about suicide and conspiratorial murder.
@@sawyeratkinson He's dead, and still fucking kids. Tremendous.
you know its a knife fight out there in the prison system
So I’ve had you on in the background while I practice harp (which has been an odd experience) I’ve been playing happy songs in minor so they sound super weird and sad…but anyway, imagine Tim Dillon’s voice with angelic mournful harp music😄😄😄
I call this “Operation Renter Nation” and just did a deep dive on Blackstone on my channel yesterday. They made $7B with Invitation Homes by buying $10B worth of 2008 foreclosure homes, fixing them up for $2B, and flipping them in 2019 - it’s an old Blackstone playbook.
Oh no no. Shady government operations always have an upbeat name that completely obfuscates its true intention. So it should be like Operation Happy Family or Operation Financial Stability.
@@AspasiaB haha exactly! I talk about this, too. One of Blackstone’s new rental platforms is non-ironically called “Choice Leasing” as if you have any choice but to rent and pay whatever ransom they bill you for!
20%? Where you getting this figure from? That’s trillions on trillions of dollars worth of property. Just do some simple math and you’ll realize the impossibility of the statement.
Cool advertising bro
@@sponkmcdonk3898 put that coffee DOWN! ABC is just life in the big city, bro.
Bens innocent giggles and grins accompanied by Tim’s outstanding grabs for attention make this the funniest podcast channel in the world
As a dude that lives very near a mountain range in AZ, this set makes me smile every time I see it.
It should really be his Texas set rather than his L.A. set.
There's no windmills in Az. Too much dust
The swift transition from Cotino nihilism to Shipstation was beautiful.
Cotino seems like another Fyre festival.
Tim looks like he's ready to give some golf lessons 😂😂 and to star in uncle buck 2
1/10 bad joke sheesh
@@goatsmakemovies 1/10 response, said sheesh again, no creativity here.
@@goatsmakemovies aww go on!
hahaha pro
Tim in uncle buck II is visionary
I always end up listening to this when I'm at the gym or commuting to work and it's equally dangerous.
If at the gym, I laugh so much I risk dropping the barbell right on my face.
On the train commute I sit there giggling like a loon to myself.
But I don't regret any of it.
Tim is the wild uncle we all had on Long Island but never knew was gay……
🤣🤣
In 20 years, there will be an amazing documentary about the kids who grew up in Story Living and had to escape it and disown their families like a cult. "My parents turned the volume all the way up on the singing candlestick which helped me with my homework so I couldn't hear them fighting."
Ah all is right in the world, (not really) Tim’s dropping on Saturday night again.
"people just wanna be brainwashed until they go in the ground." tim, can you put that on bumper stickers? do it in disney font. thank you.
Maybe it's a NY thing, but I love to hear Tim rant. The Cotino rant is among the finest I have ever listened to. Need to get a transcript. TY Tim and Ben.
Tim’s the kinda guy who sends back a lobster quesadilla
Oh, this is great! I just took the gun out of my mouth! Thanks, Tim!
10/10 suicide joke. Funny
@@goatsmakemovies 6/10 response, real low energy and I've definitely seen better suicide jokes.
I'll quote your mother-put it back in.
I'm glad for mainstream reporting on the Tim Dillon Show of these events that affect millions of Americans. Democracy dies in darkness, so thank God for the warm glow of Tim's light on our fair cities.
If Tim weren't playing Portland on a Wednesday, I'd fly back home in an attempt to salvage my home state's reputation
Loving the Back to the future themed Podcast! Tim dressed as Marty McFly from 1985 and Ben as George McFly from 1955.
"Man kills wife; found in bed with mouseketeer"
Disney: "That's not in the script.."
10/10 on topic actually hilarious
@@goatsmakemovies 5/10 response, really disappointed in the first 10/10 rating from you. After seeing your past critiques of comments that everyone definitely asked for, I really thought you had a better eye. It's a sad day realizing the mediocrity of those you once admired.
@@jordanl7605 your very funny 10/10 response, 10/10 response critique. Im actually laughing and not just writing lol.
25, American, engaged, black, bisexual (Tim’s definition), homeowner. Love watching Tim’s onlyfans!
I've got tickets for the March 16th show. If I end up in a camp prior to that for not wearing a mask to bed please donate the proceeds of my ticket to Trudeaus family in Cuba.
“So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.”
Tim looking like a high school football coach who would tackle his hateful aunt on sight and Ben's looking like a burnt out investigative journalist from the 70's who is one bad phone call away from leaving bodies underneath the floorboards. #ItsAKnifeFight #LifeIsABitShittyInTheBigCity
Sheesh actually 2/10 just bad joke
@@goatsmakemovies 8/10 response, saying sheesh is pretty cringe but that was a terrible joke
@@jordanl7605 lol glad you kept the score 10/10 good joke
@@goatsmakemovies Sheesh is the noise your azzz makes when Catholic priests run a bullet train on u for your birthday.
"PuTiNs FaVoUrItE sOnG iS pUsHiN P" 🤡💩 0/10
@@jordanl7605 Your name is fitting since you are an L to your family 👍
Tim's very brief story at 34:28 about the "chilling"message is killing me lol
I just got my 30 minute break at work and needed something to do. Thank you Tim & Ben.
23 minutes left Jon
21 min to go
@@andyjcoop I gotta be back at 9:30 pm Pacific time.
Hope you're doing well. You are worthy. Don't let your boss mistreat you. If they do, form a union
@@haymaker710 please don't be late again Jon
Uploading on a Sunday? Pleasantly surprised to say the least. Thanks Ben!
Truly. This is just a lot of fun.
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That Disney story living ad literally looked straight up like the SODA SOPA ad’s from South Park when they gentrified Kenny’s house.
this dude was exactly on time
I absolutely love the mix ben! I love how Tim’s voice pans from left to right occasionally! thats so cool! Thank you so much Benjamin Avery, Audio Engineer and Podcast Producer
Ben looks like he's an extra for the movie outsiders
5/10 meh joke
Holy shit this
Tim looks like a golf instructor that hasn’t played a round of golf in years
Blackstone bought our Crown Casino in Melbourne, Australia just this year!
Tim, thanks a lot for shining light on Canada and our protests. Couldn't have explained it better myself.
Let's start a "go fund me" so Tim can buy Epstein's island.
8/10 funny points deducted for being old joke
@@goatsmakemovies 7/10 response, deducted points for calling it "funny points" and for probably being a redditor
It's called patreon.
Goats, what's your onlyfans?
funds immediately frozen for supporting terrorism
The Disney story living is basically consensual Wandavision, terrifying
The amount of Americans that believe tyranny is not a problem that could ever reach their shores is shocking and disheartening.
It already has. It’s dubbed the Central Intelligence Agency
I like to think of them as appetizers
I’ve been trying to explain to people that this sets a dangerous precedent. Nobody wants to hear it. They just want to cheer the establishment against people they perceive to be their enemies.
Can’t wait to throw this back in their face the next time BLM protests a cop killing a black guy.
diet tyranny has been around a hot minute
Sinclair Lewis wrote "It Can't Happen Here" over 100 years ago. That attitude is what got us where we are now.
Watching his producer try to keep a straight face when Tim says he doesn’t have a family is hilarious 😆 😂🤣
Ben rocking the “kid they beat up in Prisoners “ look
This episode had me in tears, both happy and sad ones.
Omg!!! This made my Saturday!... too many tears today...now I can laugh🙌🏻🙏thank you!!
This was not a podcast... This was a truly well crafted masterpiece. A piece of art, a detailed sculpture.
"A reassuring piece of architecture ";)
@@gio10778 hahaha! Nice one mate
"Saturday? Saturday? Okay.. okay.." *in Tim's voice going high pitch on "day"*
It’s really a horror that Ben and his wife don’t support Tim in his choice to live and die a wealthy spinster in his seven bedroom home
Tim must be taking his role as a Godparent seriously...It looks like he just got back from a band concert.
Dressed like a gay real estate agent going to his adopted trans son's mormon private school PTA meeting
@@dertythegrower 😂😂😂
2/10 sadly unfunny unrelatable
@@goatsmakemovies Thank God no one asked
@@goatsmakemovies 9/10 response, that was another stinker. Good eye son.
it will be interesting to see how renting grows the next few years. I wonder if it grew so much bc of how many people moved to different areas of the county and wanted to get some time in at their new jobs before buying a home.
Timmy with the nice jacket upgrade after selling his 100th ridge wallet. Congrats!!!
I guarantee he wouldn't have sold a one if it weren't for his jingle. _Riiiiidge wal-let, Yummm!_
9/10 actually funny
@@goatsmakemovies 9/10 response, gotta agree here, you've redeemed yourself slightly.
That disney storyliving ad looks like something straight out of black mirror
Why is Tim dressed like a professional putt putt golfer from the suburbs of Chicago?
Bagger Dillon
That's just the daily Dillon style!
He's in the witness protection program now.
I guess I need to do some serious internal inflection bc I've always loved Disney (anything Disney), and I've always thought that it would be neat to live in a town that looked like a Disney set and after hearing Tim's rant it made me think differently about it
When Tim talks everything makes perfect sense
There was one of those Disney villages years ago in FA. just like the park, there were dresscodes, a church, etc. Truly Tuman-show-esque
Now they're gonna ruin Coachella Valley...fer sure dying the water, etc. smdh
The outstanding community members will be bathing in the dyed water
i would consider living in a quentin tarantino themed neighborhood.
You’ll never be able to say “what”again.
@@WD-41469 what
You like feet, we get it.
@@sirclarkmarz say “what” again. I dare you. I double dog dare you.
@@WD-41469 OK , i'm just gonna finish my big kahuna burger and wash it down with my tasty beverage .
We need Tim now more than ever
Counting this sermon as a birthday present today!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY😁
@@chipwalter4490 thank you!
I love that Tim talks about family and community being important
Been waiting for this
Love your uploads, the only thing sexier than your voice is the image of you sitting on my face
Big fan of your videos. Pretty sure I found you in Tim’s comment section haha
Tim knocks it out of the park on every episode. Love you
Tim Dillon: The Epstein story is over, baby!
Jean-Luc Brunel: * gurgle gurgle gurgle *
Another one bites the dust. Or does he?
@@lauravf3708 I'm not entirely convinced that Epstein & Brunel aren't out there on some other island, sipping on some cocktails with tiny umbrellas in them.
@@miguelito2361 I agree with you completely!
@@miguelito2361 he's definitely still alive
@@miguelito2361 If there's any justice in the world he's now Osama bin Laden's fuckboi/footstool.
Ben looks like he’s going to come out of a dark alleyway snapping his fingers like a greaser.
When the apocalypse is over, and the world is restored to normal, we should put up a statue of Tim Dillon as a tribute to his voice of reason and sanity in the early 2020's
Slim Tim and Ben back with another banger.
Tim is dressed like a gay rich fly fisherman in Utah who just flew in on his private helicopter from Aspen.
I read this book about 5 or 6 years ago called the 4 futures. It was a book about potential economic futures for our economy. And one of those futures is called “rentism”… and in listening to the beginning of this, i realize that this is the future we’re moving towards
Won't be able to pay the rent. But, oh yes ` that's cause all the $ been fed to the Pentagon.
I would legit vote for Tim as president. We love you Tim!!!!
Tim is a man of the people.
I bet he'd still find a way to dress down Kathleen in the middle of the State of the Union Address.
We just saw Tim live and the material for his special is ***chef's kiss***