10 Enigmatic Universal Myths That Continue to Fascinate Us
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how did u get even more professional in lockdown lol
I think people living in similar environments have similar ideas. The difference between myths is from differences in cultures. So, the reason there are vastly different stories, supernatural beings, and moral opinions on The same Myth subjects.
Is because, Europe, India, Africa, Australia, Pacific, Middle East, North and South America have a vast number of cultural groups and languages. But people tend to have similar questions about life but different life circumstances, different values, and different levels of possible scientific proof for beliefs. Plus, cultures of people in contact with each other share beliefs BUT when people of the same culture split up each groups form different beliefs forming new cultures.
"Everything was, will be, and has always been. The sense of past, present, and future is just an illusion."
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That's what I'm going to tell my boss next time I'm late for my shift.
Chris Helton How did that work out fer yah?
And that's how you get selected for "random" drug testing 😂
Neat stuff. Btw, could you do "Top ten historical curses?"
One of them is the existence of political parties. The United States has received no worse curses than the Democratic and Republican Parties.
@@DavidFMayerPhDAmerica sounds bad enough, but Australia has a plethora of political parties and nobody seems to trust any of them.
So how do they keep getting voted in? 🤔
Watches a video about myths then asks for one about factual myths?
I love how Simon goes from very posh and professional to then calling people batshit crazy haha 😂 honestly I don’t know how he doesn’t crack up with that I watched that little bit like four times. Absolutely love Simon, who else’s loves his little comments and side bars
You would love Business Blaze 😁
Welcome to business blaze
Same here...that line had me in tears
where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe
He used to be on MTV, but he's been missing for years.
He plays golf with Tupac and Elvis every Wednesday afternoon.
Noah's ark came from the Gilgamesh saga.
Simon, maybe be less of a "knob" when reading stuff your mind isnt open to. Thats what BusinessBlaze is for ;)
In 2013 I died. I was clinically dead (code black, no respiration or pulse) for 5 minutes. Thanks to an EMT who performed CPR on me despite the fact that I was a corpse, I'm here. I was in a coma for 2 weeks afterward. People always ask me if I saw the light or some other Jesusy nonsense. I was dead. I didnt see anything. I remember waking my wife up and telling her I thought I was about to die and the next thing I remember is waking up in intensive care. The only way I knew that something terrible had happened (other than waking up in ICU) was that I went to bed clean shaven and woke up with a beard. To this day I still have the occasional existential moment where I wonder if I'm actually alive. Maybe I'm still in a coma. Or, more likely since Trump is "president", I'm actually dead and I'm in hell... which means you are all in hell with me.
I bought my first class ticket to hell when I was 17. Welcome to the party.
Everything was, will be, and has always been. The sense of past, present, and future is just an illusion.
In the words of Terry Pratchett. "I remember when all this will be again."
I learn something new every time
Yes I learnt not to believe in anything and can’t believe what I see anymore. Great lesson.
Same
Same.
Bust a Nut
I get the feeling that Simon didn't agree with the author of the article in quite a few ways in this video 😂
Yeah.
I don't like it when people sneer or display contempt when it comes to other people's beliefs around issues for which there is no definitive answer. Simon's got no more insight than anyone else... (unless he has and he's just not sharing!)
@@GrahamMilkdrop how was he sneering or showing contempt? Also just so we are clear, you don't like it when people express their belief that other people's beliefs are wrong or even silly? Cuz that's pretty hypocritical.
@@GrahamMilkdrop There's only no definite answer because some people prefer the dumb dumb answers.
I am not wrong yaknow?
@@goodiesohhi While I agree that many people have a preference for the ignorance that they are familiar with and are unwilling to adapt their beliefs in light of new information... some answers are not known because we lack information.
*Witches have entered the chat*
What makes anyone think we're not living in the end times?
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Ah yes, baby craigory.
#5 "The Flood" was also what caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. Moses stood on his Arc watching the approach of a pair of tyrannosaurs and a pair of brontosaurs and said, "Oh, HELL no!"
Imagine having to shovel their poo out of the ark!
Maybe 1999 was the beginning of the end, considering cellphones were widely used soon after. Cellphones led to online forums and the advent of social media, which has led to anxiety, less face to face interaction, and cancel and outrage culture among many other down sides. This comment only pertains to the down sides mind you.
Online forums have existed since the early days of BBS's way back in the 80's friend...
Dang, I ran BBSes back in the 1980's and got my first cell phone in 1989, (Motorola Bag Phone) so I must have imagined these things? Oh well, I'll go back to sleep. Just call me Rip...
Such mockery does not exemplify the person I follow to get my usual entertainment/facts. This felt really judgmental and condescending. 😕
I'd be complaining if it didn't..
Yet most of us find the adherents of these myths to be judgemental, condescending, and often smug and narrow minded. It goes both ways.
Maybe you should ask the aliens for more essential oils. You sound stressed.
@Jody Owen The sensible and usually silent majority.
@That Guy tHe rAdIcAl lEfT
“I’m a busy dude”, you’d have more free time if you didn’t run a million different channels. Grab the riding crop and get Danny writing! =}
Everything that has happened so far. First the Earth cooled, then along came the dinosaurs, but they got too big and fat and turned into oil. Then along came the Arabs and they bought Mercedes Benz's.
Love the Airplane reference.
If there IS an afterlife then Great!
If there isn't then we'll never know.
What if there is an afterlife made up of heaven and hell? What if you wake up in the wrong place, and it's not so great?
@@mrst7787 Pascal wrote about that, too. Called, "Pascal's Wager," It is frequently quoted by philosophy majors who ironically and hotly deny he held any beliefs even remotely Christian. It is one of the key points in my personal apologia.
We know. Being dead feels just like not being born. .
@@JPabloRL I concur 👍
It's dangerous to be on faerie time.
Angels in the Bible were horrific.
The Flood may well have been the filling of the Black Sea.
Technically it's not an omen unless it's bad.
Another thing that's universal is the power of the number three. Beginning, middle and end, and all that.
"Can't be ANGELS...must be Aliens!"
Old Billy Ockham is spinning in his grave...
The conclusion of this video should be. Everything is a myth. Even myself. Am I? Do I? Don’t know because it’s all a myth.
Prove you are not....
Or are you myth-taken?
7:48 - 'Where's my footwear gone, uncle!?'... 'It's those bloody rancid Sandal Tossers again!'
I do enjoy the sarcasm.
Confirmed Simon doesn't sleep
He's possessed.
Sure talks awful fast for no sleep... 😳
Methamphetamine is a hell of a drug!! That would do it for sure! Lmao jk tho, I highly doubt he used illicit drugs. But, a prescription for adderal on the other hand... 🤣🤣😂😅😉😂😄
You got "the flood" wrong. Multiple locations have experienced huge floods, explaining the accounts, but there's no single huge flood geological record.
One thing for sure: the world ended in 2012 and this is purgatory.
Busy man? Biggest understatement, ever. 😂 Love you, Simon ❤️
Did you seriously say the global flood would nowadays be believed to have been an actual historical event? Multiple historical events: absolutely, but not one single flood that would have covered the highest mountains.
Geez Simon, we know you know better
I took a class in my Psychology undergrad program called "Fantasy vs. Reality" where we discussed and looked at research around how society and culture influence our understanding of mental illness. Basically, it is understood in the field that society and culture are what determine what is real or fantasy and therefore mental illness is subject to culture and dominant belief systems in that particular society.
My point is that some of these so called "myths" might be accepted as truth by the majority of a particular culture. If you are wanting to be sensitive to different societal beliefs, then you should probably not criticize them by calling them "batshit crazy." It is likely that you have a belief in your culture that another group of people would consider absurd. So unless you are making the claim that your belief system and culture is superior to others, you may want to change your tone of voice and word choice to be more respectful even if you disagree.
Did not appreciate the comments! Usually Simon is not biased (((
Then don't watch business blaze girl.
Usually he does a better job, but unfortunately not here. Aside from the fact that everyone tends to see things through their own cultural lens (hard not to - we're sat in our culture), he is, like all true believers, certain that he is right and everyone else is therefore wrong. Only in this case, he believes in nothing.
I use 'true believer' to mean level of faith, in this case (near?) total. Some true believers are able to discuss other people's beliefs politely, but on this occasion Simon decided not to. It's a little disappointing, honestly.
He is the same way with supernatural phenomena.
@@Nyctophora Religion exists so that "believers" can feel like they are privy to some sort of knowledge. He believes in nothing? He believes in things he has a reason to.
You believe in things someone told you to believe from a young age with zero impetus.
Number One myth should have been the theory of evolution.
You seem to think that evolution and the Theory of evolution are the same thing. They're not.
LMAO. Honestly, you have to be really stupid to not understand evolution in this day and age. Like bottom of the barrel, uneducated.
Every single "proof" a creationist has given me of evidence against evolution is founded on a misunderstanding of literally the most basic facts of biology.
Simon depressing us as always, alledgely wants us to have no hope.
Little bit disappointed in how they chose to over simplify some of these things. It really is a very interesting topic. But as much of it has to do with religious or cultural beliefs, some that have been long extinct this topic does deserve a bit more respect than they were treated with.
At the very least some acknowledgment of the very White Western Christian lense these were being veiwed through.
I usually find these Top Ten lists so insightful, but is the "black people are cursed" bible myth still fascinating? I think not. The other 9 were interesting though.
Simon, slow down just a tad - your pace is frenetic - and for God’s sake, stop pandering! Thanks, buddy.
I wonder why so many people find it so hard to consider nothing after death.....the same thing happened before they were born.
Come on Simon, be a bit more open minded on some topics, just because you haven't seen something doesn't mean it isn't real.
Being open minded and coming to a conclusion aren't mutually exclusive
Just because somebody doesn't agree with you doesn't make them closed minded. Maybe he's considered every possibility. Have you? Or do you believe what you believe and nobody can tell you otherwise?
"Open-minded"
Religion is literally founded on the principle of non-reason and not being open-minded.
Simon is a fellow atheist, you know, likely :D
Allegedly....if you don't get the joke, you need to watch Business Blaze
What I find weird is that the pre-beard Simon has a different voice than the bearded Simon. Are they really the same person?
I have thought the same thing as well... Maybe this is Danny and he has the real Simon stuffed into his "broken" boiler. Yeah right, like those break down that often in real life. I'm on to this game. And I just want my set ov S. whistler knucklebone dice and I will ov course have seen nothing ;)
The saddest n deepest #1 yet... Nothing no after life.. is scary
Simon...beware of your demeanor...
I love your channels because of the amount of information they accurately provide.
“Opinionated” information can be...funny...when factual. But I seriously doubt you know any facts about the afterlife to be “witty” about it....
I’m not even a religious person...just lost many loved ones and I can assure nobody has absolutely no idea what happens after we die.
Again, love you and your channels.
All the best to everyone
There are several topics he seems to ridicule, albeit subtly.
Soul could be microzymas of Terrain theory of Bechamp.
"Facts"
"Afterlife"
All of these: Mistaking correlation for causation. And then starting a religion.
0:19 where did we come from? Where did we go? Where did we come from Cotton eye Joe
If man wasn't a mere mortal maybe the concept of time would've changed!
Human Purpose : To be manual slave labour for the alien federation. Yes those grey aliens with huge eyes.
The concept of heaven and hell was taken from Zoroastrianism, it's not really a Christian concept.
It's still a Christian concept. That's like saying the messiah was taken from Judaism, It's not a Christian concept. Just because the origin of something can be further traced back, doesn't mean its not a concept that exists within something...
@@goodiesohhi Semantics argument I suppose but there's a difference between a concept being part of something through adoption and it actually being an original christian concept but sure you can call it a christian concept. Context is important though, and the context of my comment was pretty clear.
Also comparing christianity borrowing from judaism to christianity borrowing from zoroatsrianism is pretty silly for obvious reasons.
Cheers
@@Dankman9 They never claimed it to be an original Christian concept. It is true that heaven and hell are concepts in Christianity. That was the only statement.
7:16 My new favorite Simon quote 😆
The story of Noah's Ark came from the Gilgamesh Saga how could you be so far off on this?
Yeah but his point is that it's a myth, which it is
@@righty-o3585 course it's a myth but it's where the mythology started. That's where the Bible got it from.
@@josephbons1 oh, yes I know. I haven't read the entire epic of Gilgamesh , but I have read the cliff notes basically. Where it describes the similarities. Christianity and most religions actually borrow A LOT from previous religions
We love you Simon! My partner and I watch all your shows on all your channels. We smash that like button.
Cheers from Melbourne Australia
Gotta love the biases of the host and authors, flood myth, likely fact, savior myth, stupid nonsense form the ancients
The flood did not happen
Mmnope im fascinated by how they get that big ship in a tiny bottle 🤔
Everytime i watch your other shows it is so different because of business blaze.
"If all of the books of science and all of the books of religion were destroyed, in a thousand years, the books on religion would be vastly different, yet all of the books on science would be exactly the same." - Ricky Gervais
History says differently on the second point. Books on many sciences are dated. Heck, when i was born they thought dinosaurs were slow moving lizards who were commonly depicted as dragging their tails around. Science or our understanding of it, changes constantly.
Ikr
@@Grey_Shard Great example considering there are several examples in history!
Not really, it is the reverse: science is our understanding of the world, and thus it will constantly change because our understanding is imperfect. Religion caters to our deep cravings, fantasies, fears & emotions. So, it will largely remain unchanged.
I also disagree. While the details & specefics of religion vary greatly, most do share a variety of common themes & ideas; and while science is in theory based on observations of the natural world and calculations thereof, it has had a unique evolution giving rise to many ideas which in their own time seemed believable, yet now seem bizarre.
I believe, in such a scenario, that both would appear recognisable to the people of today, yet both would also contain ideas we today would find strange - and it goes without saying that those ideas may or may not be correct.
Also, this hypothetical has overlooked one of the most massively important aspects of religion & folklore - which in the absence of books, would become an important aspect of science, too, at least for a while: oral tradition. Many stories and ideas survive centuries or even millennia by word of mouth alone - as to their integrity after so many re-tellings, that appears to vary by culture, as some insist on word-for-word memorisation whilst others allow or even encourage embellishment.
6:30 pretty sure there's no evidence for a global flood. Correlation is not causation.
Pretty sure there's a huge volume of evidence that there never was a global flood.
Pretty sure there is PROOF that the flood never happened
Pizza. We are here for pizza.
I was once one of those blessed souls that toiled to bring the sacred food to the masses. We called our altar the "make table" and our creations had to pass through the holy inferno to be made worthy. Number 27, your order is ready, amen.
"Chaldeans" is pronounced "KALL-de-ans"
Simon is terrible at pronunciation 😂
Maybe, but no American can really lecture anyone else on pronunciation.
Thank you. I was going to make this comment but you have saved me the trouble.
@@shebbs1 assuming the poster is American
Showing LOVE for Simon and the crew at Top Tenz. Love this channel
I don't know why but I giggle a little bit every time Simon swears.
I can only listen to this narrator when I shift to -0,75 speed.
I get the feeling that Simon has never had a psychedelic experience...
Probably not, he tends to stick to the coke (allegedly).
Honestly, that flood myths are common all over the world might have something to do with the fact that most ancient (and modern) cities tend to be close to the sea or a river. So flooding was a problem now and then. Figuring that it must mean there was a world wide flood because of that seems a bit sketchy to me.
It just means people lived in areas that were flooded. If the region you lived in was flooded, to an ancient persons with no idea how large the planet is, that may as well have bee their entire world.
@@goodiesohhi Certainly, and even if they didn't, when the story becomes and oral tradition it tends to get rather exaggerated.
Even today, most larger cities are placed so a rather low increase in sea level would flood them and that makes them in danger of flooding.
So just because most cultures have flood myths, I think it is a huge mistake to believe it is based on a single world wide event. Such event would leave traces in the archaeological record and it have not.
The "Great Flood" is easy to explain. It rains almost everywhere at one time or another. Places where it never rains tend to be devoid of inhabitants. So, the bulk of humanity has always lived in places where it rains, hardly a brilliant observation. Sometimes it rains extraordinarily much in some localities, resulting in flooding. People did not get around as much in these old day as they do now, so people tended to see their locality as the "Whole World". Each such locality had, over the centuries, several large floods, which merged by retelling into the local "Great Flood". Of course, the "Great Flood" of Mesopotamia which spawned the story of Noah was different from various "Great Floods" of many other places such as Europe, China, Meso-America, and so forth.. Crackpots, whose knowledge of history could be printed onto a postage stamp, took the merging process one step further, identifying all of the various "Great Floods" of the various localities at various times (each itself the merger of several events) into a "World-Wide Great Flood". So here we are, with numerous crackpot books discussing the "World-Wide Great Flood".
Batshit is such a perfect term for crazy.
*ONLY* if you're Australian senator Barnaby Joyce. 🦇💩🤪🤬
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR! .... seriously. I work nights as a security officer and life is SO MUCH BETTER with your unique blend of brainiac/totally non-PC humour (perhaps a reference to Business Blaze is required??) Have around 250 of your videos that I've found on a playlist and I'm still nowhere near completing it because I keep finding more awesome content. Mr. Whistler, sir. Thank you, you living legend!
Hey Simon..you are 1 of 4 sites i go to daily...that "BATSHIT CRAZY"... line had me in tears...you do a GREAT job..l
Remember when Simon would actually smile and appeared to enjoy doing these? These days it looks like he's being to forced to spit these out as a part of some court settlement. I blame the beard.... no-beard Simon was a happy Simon.
Now you have me looking at him funny. Is it the beard?
He was only on two or three channels back then
If you want happy Simon watch business blaze
The Miracle of the Sun in Fátima was more prominently an apparition of the Blessed Virgin Mary as the "beautiful young woman". The angelic visitation connected to Fátima was actually the year before in 1916, and was not made public until later on. The angelic being, identified as the "Angel of Portugal" or "Angel of Peace", taught the three children prayers, and gave them Holy Communion as spiritual preparation for the miracles of the following year.
ASTROLOGY! What a load of bull💩! To think that the position of stars in the sky in any way affect your personality and can help predict your future is the worst type of scam, ripping off the ignorant and the stupid!
Of course, I’m an Aries and we’re skeptics…😳
Nostradamus lived from 1503 to 1566. Archbishop James Ussher lived from 1581 to 1656. I'm not sure how Nostradamus, who died 15 years before Ussher's birth, was able to use Ussher's chronology regarding the age and destiny of the world.
*Millennial kindergarten teacher*
"Okay kiddos! It's existential dread time with Mr. Simon, so go grab your doom blankies and come on in!
Gen Alpha babies
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7:40 - 'Nice to see you prepared the winged beast for me to meddle with its noggin'... 'Yes, your witchness! Cleavered its f**king nut wide open!'... 'Don't f**king do that in future, there's sand, piss and bread in here!'
Ahem...... yhea... the problem with afterlife is lack of knowledge
Simon Your channels are awesome. I learn something new every time I watch one.
I am not religious, and I know that this only counts as 'engagement', but I would like you to be a bit less disdainful towards faiths you don't share. Well, that's my wish for a kinder internet. You usually save it for Buisness Blaze.
I like on Business Blaze when you say "SMASH THAT DISLIKE BUTTON!"
The Thunderbird myth is present in some form in the culture of nearly every Native American tribe in north, central, and South America... and might be the story of Christ as translated into myth form from information gleaned form Polynesian, African, and Viking trade
Doubt the Thunderbird myth is related to anything Judeo-Christian, and I'm betting isn't as widespread as you make it out to be. If you look up the mythology, it only shows up in a few North American tribes, none that I can see in Central America, and none of which I'm familiar with in South America. There is no known Pre-Columbian New World contact with any African cultures, and Christianity didn't make it to Polynesia until after Europeans had visited North, Central and South America, and after the Polynesian contact with the New World had ceased. There is no evidence the Vikings had any trade with the North American natives, and none of the tribes with a Thunderbird myth are (necessarily) situated near the known Viking settlement area.
I’m sorry, what was this video about? This video was so disjointed, with no real theme tying the list together. You could have just mentioned random rate fruit and it would have made as much sense.
I try not to think about death anymore, since it hit me what it truly is. Nothing. You don't even know it's nothing. You don't even know that you dont know it's nothing. Its just nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Some people would refer to it as batshit crazy.... ROFL
These close encounters with aliens are very likely close encounters with meteors. That was my first thought hearing the "sun descended to earth."
Always interesting. Each topic could have video of its own.
All these are all J's old superstitious Tales route the dawn of time but you won't believe it I don't know how long it's going to last long without the future
Isn't anyone named Devereux typically the villan?
And thank you for making the endless void of nothing more bearable
I have to agree with Simon because the time I died it was just an empty void and I’m fine with that
Simon, I love ya, but you're using theory wrong. A lot.
Ah, the wonders of the internet...
"let me recommend"
skip
I appreciate your views on religion. 👍🏽
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?
In the deluge, where did that massive water come from and where did it go?
Any Flat Earther knows that it came from above, through the windows into the Firmament. And it either drained out through the Antarctic wall, or evaporated back through those windows to the Firmament... Braaaahahahahahahah.... idiots.
Sea level risi G, tsunami’s, sinking grounds, there’s plenty of evidence of geological disastres.
I am sure you haven't heard but the bird is the word.
So thats why my skin is dark, damn this curse!!!
Could the flood have been a racial memory of the end of the ice age? After the ice age a lot of land was lost like the land bridge in North America or Doggerland between France and Britain. Most of the early sites we have access to during the ice age were sparsely populated . I wonder what the lands flooded were like?
There's tons of geological and archeological evidence that this is precisely the case. I recall in anthropology class that there is one Native American flood myth with actual evidence, because when the flood happened (in this case, we know it was the waters from the melting glaciers suddenly bursting and sweeping through the area) the survivor and his family built a home on a location, which was spared and everything around it carved away. The family escaped the home, and signs of it still exist, in an area that a normal rock climber cannot access. You would have to be dropped down by helicopter, due to the way the water etched out the surrounding softer soil. It wasn't until the 20th century that an archeology team was able to get to the site. They found that it was indeed the home of a family, like in the myth, and pottery fragments had a similar style to the modern day tribe's artistic styles, linking that tribe's flood myth to a real family who survived what geologists already knew was a massive flooding.
I wish I could remember the tribe or even which area of North America this happened in, but I learned about this 15 years ago. The details are fuzzy. It just stuck with me as proof that "flood myths" are based on real floods that happened over the course of a few hundred years.
Interesting! There is also a theory that it is a folk memory of the flooding of the Mediterranean ('locally', for the cultures around, at least).
What is a curse? Is it words? Is it intention? 🤔
Your constant contempt for all things ufo related is annoying. Not because you don’t believe (which you don’t) it’s you professionalism when talking about anything other than than UFO’s that’s stark. Clearly you are bias, you never smirk or take the piss out of dragons, ghosts ect.....why do we annoy YOU so much....did you dad say he was abducted and probed ? Did you get bullied because of this?. It’s strange but yea I think so .
Cause you guys are literal laughingstock. I'm sorry your dad got probed but uh. Why were you bullied? Did you run around telling people your dad was probed by aliens? I don't see how this comes up.
this was a super downer of a top tenz list O_o
Way to end on an upbeat note there Simon 👍
They were all off it was 2020 🤣