Madame Web Is An Embarrassing Wet Turd
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Madame Web has been destroyed online and it seems there hasn't been one good review of Madame Web. However despite Madame Web being a massive flop, Sony is reportedly planning on making a sequel and continuing the Madame Web characters in their Spiderverse and super hero universe they are building. This seems like the worst decision of all time in Hollywood history, but seeing as Sony chose the Morbius writers to make Madame Web, they clearly aren't great at making decisions.
Timestamps:
00:00 - Biggest flop ever
00:28 - Sony want a sequel
02:25 - Sponsorship
03:42 - Hollywood's pure cope
06:06 - The Universe Problem
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This was a monstrosity.
Hi, Mr. Grant;
DUNE: Of thisssssss, movie, I've watch seven times.......Seven!!!!!
Utterly, it is, the worse "Horse Shit" movie of all history. ( The movie "Killer Clowns, from Outter Space", was equal to Dune ).
Dune: The worse, casted, ( accept for Jason Momoa and Oscat Isaac) none, of the so called actors are talented!!
Of the, so called talent, I've seen better acting from University students; majoring in theater.
The director, needs to go back to France and possibly direct, died actors, in a film; because he, sure as "Hell," doesn't know how to direct the living. All of the actors, in Dune, suffer from "Rigamortis", thanks to the navigations, of "La Director",
Perhaps, this movie, should have been named, "Night, of the Desert Dead"
Honestly, Dune: the book, was so vibrant; the characters, had depth. the storyline, was as beautiful as a symphony, orchestrated for the visuals, of "Heaven ".
Why is the latest Dune, such a hit? Teenage, schoolgirl longing, for the movie's,
lead, (so called), actor. who probably enjoys, the company of women as much as singer. Billy Porter; or
Elton John, does
So, I suspect that Dune 2: will be more of horrific, postmortem "Dreck"; With watery acting, much like diarrhea.
Lastly, we are all entitled to our opinions; especially, when one spends $30 ( U.S ) to see. And I did suffer through "Dune", seven times, as I wanted to like it.
All the very best
Shaun 🦉☕🗽.
u never once brought up venom. i guess those 2 movies doesn't fit ur narrative. lol
Madame Web (Cassandra Webb) is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. She first appeared in The Amazing Spider-Man No. 210, published November 1980, and was created by writer Denny O'Neil and artist John Romita Jr.[2] She is usually depicted as a supporting character in the Spider-Man comic book series, where she appears as an elderly woman with myasthenia gravis, connected to a life support system resembling a spiderweb.
Madame Web is a clairvoyant and precognitive mutant[1] who first appears to help Spider-Man find a kidnapping victim. She is not one of the mutants who lost their power during the "Decimation" storyline. In "Grim Hunt", she is attacked by Ana Kravinoff and her mother Sasha, who kill her, but before she dies she is able to pass her powers of precognition as well as her blindness on to Julia Carpenter, who becomes the next Madame Web. Webb is subsequently resurrected by Ben Reilly before succumbing to the Carrion Virus. Webb is the grandmother of the fourth Spider-Woman, Charlotte Witter.
Madame Web has appeared in or served as inspiration for several Spider-Man related media. Rachel Dratch voices "C. Weber", a character loosely based on Madame Web, in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023), while Dakota Johnson portrayed Cassie Webb in the eponymous film.
Spider-Man 3 despite getting negative reviews made tons of money yet they cancelled the sequel same for Amazing Spider-Man 2 🙄
Go figure lol.
They might not have been amazing but they are sequel worthy, since a sequel can be amazing since people would want a amazing sequel to make up for it, and those two movies are FUN AND ENJOYABLE, just because it's not as good as the previous one doesn't mean it's not sequel worthy and enjoyable, Madame web just sucks, no joy no fun.
Madame Web makes Amazing Spider-Man 2 look like Goodfellas. The sad thing is I like most of these actors! Given some decent material, you might have gotten a good team-up movie. Realistically though, there’s no reason for this movie to exist other than Sony desperately trying to hold onto that Spider-Man intellectual property. No one was demanding a Morbius movie, a Madame Web movie, and Kraven the Hunter will most likely flop in a similar fashion.
Spider man 4 was cancelled because Sam Raimi leaved and Amazing spider man 3 for the poor reception + The contract with the mcu
Too bad they are not women
-by Sony
They probably already filmed the sequel while they filmed the first because they thought this was going to be a guaranteed success.
That actually could be quite possible or in middle of works...
It's more like they're continuing to live in denial, and want more agenda driven movies and TV shows for those sweet shill headlines and Twitter freaks on the internet. They could care less about money and fans at this point.
That’s hilariously embarrassing
Captain Marvel did amazing echo did amazing, right? So let’s make madam web. I’m sure that will make so much money.😂
We're not even far enough into the Spider-Man story in any Spider-Man story to even see Madame web yet
Her character originated 44 years ago in 1980 in Spiderman comics.
And your point is?...@@michaelkeudel8770
your point being? @@michaelkeudel8770
@@michaelkeudel8770 you not talking about the same thing as him....
@@Hexis17 It's a Marvel property, has been for 44 years, the characters and cast aren't to blame for Sony approving a shit script to launch the character. Into the Spiderverse opened the door for Madame Web to come into existence off of the comic book pages.
This should've been an anthology movie (Ala Creepshow) with M.W telling short 30 minute stories about other Spider characters across Time/Multiverse, They could've done
- Spider-Man Noir
- Spider-Man 2099
- Spider-Gwen
- Spider-Woman
- 1994 Animated (For a nostalgia trip)
And if any of those hit with the audience then maybe make a full movie with them
Great Creepshow reference 👌
That actually sounds amazing. Sucks the millionaire writers who’ve been writing majority of their lives didn’t think of this😂
Spider-Man 2099 would've cool
The sequel needs to cancel like She-Hulk season 2.
100%
Is al ready cancelled, is like the flash
Sony is on drugs. I can’t believe they’re doing a sequel when this film is gonna do worse than the marvels. You won’t do spiderman films with Garfield or Tobey but you’ll put out random shit films with minor supporting characters. Someone please explain this 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
I doubt there would be a sequel. They say all sorts of things after a movie comes out. Probably said the same thing about Morbius.
No way there is a sequel
Well you’d hope not
Dakota Johnson fired her agents due, in part, to Madam Web (reportedly she signed on based on the story pitched to her and they changed it into this garbage during production) So that shows how sh*t it was.
The original idea was to adapt a comic mini series where it followed Peter Parker's parents during the 90's as they did their jobs as CIA/SHIELD agents, while secretly trying to live their lives as normally as possible.
movies and TV shows get changed all the time during production. Its nothing new.
reports say that Dakota thought she was signing on for a Marvel movie in the MCU, not realizing Sony had its own Marvel Spidey movie universe
"The original idea was to adapt a comic mini series where it followed Peter Parker's parents during the 90's as they did their jobs as CIA/SHIELD agents, while secretly trying to live their lives as normally as possible."
This idea would have been so much more interesting and better.
@@Dragon_Aoi Yes, but it would have had a straight white male character as one of the two leads (Richard and Mary Parker) and in the current era of Hollywood you can't have that anymore
But we can't get a sequel to Dredd...
I been a failure all my life. Maybe I should move to Hollywood 😂
Bagahahahah
I’m curious to see if a sequel could be worse.
Worse? I don't Think so ... Woke? You are god damn right 😂😂
Because Sony never learns from their mistakes
Before they were making money, now is another story..
The funniest shit Is that an italian porn star goes by madame web and they didnt change the title
I totally agree. We need more decent stories with great character development and story arcs. As an upcoming author/screenwriter, I want my original stories to become movies. However, I'm skeptical about how studios are making their movies. I don't want my stories to check off boxes or be written by known writers who never read any of my stories before making it a screenplay. Sorry, I didn't mean to rant like that. I've been pushing really hard to put my written screenplay out there, only to be turned down because the producers don't know a thing about anime or the nerd culture.
I hope Harley doesn’t take focus away from Joker in Joker 2 and only make it about her instead of letting them both shine in the spotlight. I’m already concerned about how this musical stuff will work out.
It really bugs me how she just stood there, watched him twirl the knife, then stab her with it. She just...watched it all happen.
Why what was she supposed to do. She is learning her abilities and for one it was only a vision so what are you upset about
@@magnabeast88 Look how long she stands there after he takes the knife. It's very apparent she as the actress is waiting to react to the stab. I dunno it it's her, the director, the choreography, but it looks very staged, which is bad for an action movie.
This movie should've been called *Abomination!*
Who actually is a Marvel character! Might as well have made it about that C-list villain.
Don’t disrespect the abomination like that
The more they make the better. Its needs to be conclusive that these people are incapable of good entertainment.
It’s getting ridiculous! However I can’t completely write off Sony as they made the Spider-verse animation which is great!
Let’s pray that the sequel never comes out.
to quote voxis productions "febuary has always been a slow month for cinema"
Ahahahaha so true
The slowest thing in cinema are these producers and executives peddling this elephant crap.
It has to be a psyop, to see how much abuse the public can take before snapping?!
I usually never sleep through a movie but this one is special 😂
I am absolutely salivating for Dune Part Two, it's been a LONG 3 years but I'm fine with the wait if the movie is worth it, and I'm sure it will be. Cannot freaking wait!
I’m tired of shared universes.
Ahh This FILM! GOT GREENLIT/MADE While a SEQUEL to DREDD(2012) STILL HAS NOT BEEN MADE YET!... Ahh That's Hollywood For YAH!
After Captain America and Spiderman 1978 I waited 35 years for a good superhero movie waiting 3 years for Doom 2 is not even an issue
Exactly! I’m so excited for Dune
Me too I've been a doom fan since I read the books as a kid and saw the original movie
I just don’t understand how TEAMS of grown adults can come together REPEATEDLY and make terrible products from established Intellectual Property. Like if you have no creativity, just paint it by numbers. Choose popular comic panels and use that as your story board. How can they pump these bad ideas out over and over again? From Star Wars to comics it’s just wild to see bad, out of touch ideas get millions of dollars to keep failing while other great ideas get a couple dollars and if they don’t hit it out the park, trashed.
I like your authenticity and movie reviews Jesse that I subscribed to your channel.
Your fan and subscriber from Sydney, Australia
Keep up your great content, unlike some movie producers.
Thank you so much!
I hate those rumors of Miramax wanting to turn Halloween into a shared cinematic universe. 🤦 How do you make a shared universe out of a guy who kills babysitters?! H3: Season of the Witch was the only film to not include him, and despite however you feel about that movie it didn’t do well at the box office. Even though it has a cult following now doesn’t mean another Season of the Witch story would do well financially. And people hated Halloween Ends for basically sidelining Michael for most of the movie even though he was still in it. IDK why they are wanting a shared universe out of Halloween and it doesn’t make sense. How can Michael Myers be a Thanos level villain if he’s just a serial killer who works alone and is a one man army?! 🤷♂️ Hollywood is retarded!
It would've made more sense for Halloween being an anthology franchise which they were trying with H3: Season of the Witch but Michael Meyers was so popular that they chose to bring him back even inspite of him dying in Halloween 2.
Idk what happened to studios wanting to make profit 🤨.
Pure insanity
I wish Deadpool 3 wasn’t forced to be an MCU movie and have that stupid TVA from that Loki series. And also Deadpool 3 won’t be allowed to poke fun of the current state of the MCU since Disney owns him and hate humor. I’m not optimistic nor excited for Disney’s Deadpool & Wolverine movie. They should’ve let it continue being standalone. And even with MCU stuff they won’t even let them poke fun of everything wrong with it including She-Hulk, Eternals, etc.
It took 3 years between Dune movies and it's expected to be good. Wait... how many years separated Star Wars films under Lucas? 3 years. Could it be that taking time to let a script marinate so it's plausible and entertaining is the way to go? Maybe not. I mean, it's not like this theory has been proven or anything.
Even the actress who played Madame Webb had the foresight to see the movie was going to be a flop
Disney/Marvel will be doubling down on their projects. They couldn't care less about others' opinions on the success or failure of their endeavors; it's all about delivering their desired message. Many media outlets are incentivized to provide positive feedback regardless of a project's performance, as they feel obligated to stand in solidarity.
We still haven’t gotten Spider-Man vs Venom yet.
Two things I thought about during the video: 1. There is this prevailing thought of "Like what you like, just don't tell people what you hate about something, since you're ruining it for everyone that loved it". The problem is, constructive feedback is the only way to improve. For creatives, they need to know what went right (and wrong) otherwise there will be no progress. In fact, comparing and contrasting what worked and what didn't in movies and shows is a great way to see why the great things we loved were so good! Not that it will work with executives, because they don't even like movies (or comics, or games) in the first place. That's why hitting them in the their wallets hurts more. Plus most of the people creating entertainment these days treat any criticism as a personal attack against them and any marginalized group they use as a shield.
2. Whatever happened to "giving the customer what they want"? Nobody was excited for Madame Web, and the numbers show it. It got beaten out in opening weekend by a biopic of Bob Marley. When was the last time Bob Marley was in the collective cultural consciousness? And yet that is what happened, to Sony's shame. But this isn't a problem just for Sony, because Disney has been guilty of this for years, first with Star Wars, but later with Marvel, as The Marvels' disastrous run has shown. And what's worse are the defenders (shills more like) that turn around and say, "Oh these Star Wars/Marvel fans are just impossible to please, they are so entitled!" as if it is an excuse to not listen to us because it is pointless. We are NOT impossible to please, since I can point to a number of things that both Disney Star Wars and Marvel did right (Jedi Fallen Order and Survivor, Clone Wars Siege of Mandalore, Captain America: Winter Soldier and Civil War, Infinity War). All we want are well written stories that respect the characters and preserve the legacy of the franchises we love. But that would be too easy, as every media company these days are filled to the brim with people that actively hate the franchises they are a part of (just look at what happened with Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League). Seriously this trend needs to stop, because it got old years ago.
Actually, aren't they required to make a movie at least every 3 years or they loss the rights
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They should go with Fifty shades of grey 2 when they already got Dakota. Something tells me that it would make way more money for sony
❤ the Ryan Reynolds Harold and Kumar clip in this one
I doubt this thing will actually get a sequel but this is modern day Hollywood so I wouldn’t be surprised if it did
Exactly! Ahah Sony hired morbius writers for a second time so why not do this flop a second time too ahaha
maybe they are pretending to make a sequel to convince idiots that this is "required viewing" for something better. Disney does it all the time
Exactly
You forgot one. Universal Studios’s dark universe that ended when the first film mummy came out and made no money and reviews were rotten.
How can they possible make a sequel, when, at this point in time, the damn movie only made $6.1 million dollars at the box office?!
I still find it odd that Madam Web’s trailer came out after KRAVEN and came to theaters before KRAVEN
Thank God for sites who steam these types of movies ... imagine paying for these flops
I really... REALLY don't understand how this shit still happening.
They delivered a poor product, people hated said product, they are burning millions for an audience that doesn't even exist and they will still burn more on a possible sequel?
How can people fail upwards like this? It's simply paradoxical! I cannot see any reasonable way on how Hollywood have managed to stay relevant with a few hits for each dozens of floops.
It’s Webbing time
If Disney Has Kathleen Kennedy
Sony has Amy Pascal..
Figures.. 🤷🏻♂️
Dakota fired her own agent after this, says ALOT. Then she turns around and says I’m all in?
That makes no sense. Are they trying to make a FEMALE Spider-Verse?
"successful run" = running to the parking lot before everyone does 15 minutes into the movie
Abahahahaah
Here's the thing though: does anyone care whether or not this film gets a sequel? Is anyone actually remotely invested enough in the Sony Spider-Man universe to get upset over the films being bad? I saw Venom, Venom 2 and Morbius, and found each of them to be bad films... not enough for me to get angry over them, but enough for me to forget what happened in them within the next hour. So really, let them make a sequel or let them can the project... I don't think anyone has a strong opinion either way.
They should have gone with a Jessica Drew Spider-woman film. Shes reasonably popular and not directly linked to Spider-Man and visually stunning.
Dakota Johnson: This movie was weird, I don't even know if it's good or not. Sure, I'll do another one.
The idiots who ruined Game of Thrones got fired from all future projects. Yet these idiots are allowed to ruin superheroes
You're really good at this kid. So keep up the good work
Thank you!
I saw Bob Marley: One Love (2024) instead.
Do you recommend it? I’m thinking of checking it out. I really loved Bob Marley’s music
@@thejessegrantHighly recommended.
Sony needs to find writers that's qualified for job instead of keep bringing back morbius writers.
Jesse - as I commented on another video: The feminist woke Hollywood crowd has a limited time to self correct to what the market wants. The snobs think they are immune but we (both men and women) won't pay to watch what we don't like. Given the pandemic slowdown, the lack of a creative new franchise in a very long time (DEI doesn't help with that), and all the big name actors dying off American culture may just get in the habit of not going to movies or streaming movies. If that happens it will be a long long time to get the audience back - we will expect garbage every time.
There have been quality women characters we have all liked for a very long time - think of Dana Scully in X-files (how old is that) and Samantha Carter in Stargate and even Susan Ivonova in Babylon 5.
This will all work out just like it should - maybe we need Hollywood to implode for these narcissists to learn their lesson.
Well Beyond the Spider-verse will help Sony critically and financially.
Quality entertainment is partially rare because Hollywood is afraid of offending someone. Not enough female heroes, we don’t need female heroes, etc……
Hollywood is too scared to offend somebody, so they make bad movies. They’ve lost sight of what people want, and that is to be ENTERTAINED by a GOOD MOVIE or GOOD SHOW.
It's smell like a premature victory dance for Sony... They think it was a safe bet, so they planned a sequel. Of course they were wrong, and they cvan't really erased their projects and intents after seeing the result (here is an example where madam web power could have been useful ^^).
Just remember that Sony does need to continue to produce films in the spiderman universe in order to maintain their ownership of the rights to the franchise. Spiderman may be a product of Marvel, but they sold the rights to the Spiderman universe prior to the sale of Marvel to Disney.
All those decisions are made when the idea is pitched probably. Money people need to know how much they will earn before anything is done.
Why does this movie feel like CW made it
Madame Web & Kraven The Hunter will be the downfall of Sony after Morbius was a disaster!
Madame Web originated in 1980, 44 years later you all seem to suddenly have a problem with her character.
My wife and i basically don't watch movies anymore
The one plus side is that Ms. Moner is a beauty queen. But that is not enough to convince me to see it or like it.
3:56-4:05 It's running successfully, all right, but it doesn't mean that people are seeing it or liking it.
I loved that clip that said “… you are made of stupid” thank you.
Ahahaha
I think they should not do a sequel to Madame Webb. I don’t want to see them do a sequel to Madame Webb.
It's Webbin Time
Ahahaha
To quote an old computer science phrase I believe is relevant here, garbage in, garbage out.
It's more like a slow decline.
I googled myself and I never found anything about me. it pays to be nobody nowadays
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All the best
Shaun 🦉of NYC 🗽☕
Dude how, they just are fine wasting money?
Just because they "want" a sequel doesn't mean it "will" get green lit. Remember, this is all BEFORE the films release and the opening weekend box office. All can change afterward.
Yeah you’d think so, however they did rehire the morbius writers after that being called the worst superhero movie of all time. So who knows at this point
@thejessegrant that may be true they did. But it all comes back to money and numbers. Many studios have done this all the time, like what you reported. However, once the box office numbers come out and losses , that's when you see what they do. Look at Star Wars and how many projects were announced despite losses and how many got either shelved or on indefinite hiatus. All I'm saying is that what they say with a grain of Himalayan salt and wait and see. Until then, we can laugh at their expense.
I'd argue they're already comparable to DC. May be even worse. Venom 1 was the only decent live action Sony Spiderman movie. Morbius sucked, Venom 2 sucked, Kraven looks stupid and Madame Webb was destined to fail. SONY needs to stick to electronics
Exactly however I really like the spider verse animation
@@thejessegrant yea thats why I had to say live action. Both animations were good probably bcuz 😱 they actually had Spiderman in the movie ‼️
As long as they all get paid they don't care if their product sucks.
Also She is a multiversal being, before you get confused about what universe she is from, first you need to understand her as a character… and yes in marvel she is one of the most boring character but quite important and powerful, even if the text wasn’t great I think the way she was portrayed was quite accurate
In fact I would say that fans like her for being mysterious and that we don't know much about her besides why she's always in her chair being that she suffered from an illness that affected her body so her husband made the chair for her.
What a move from Sony 😂
Not different from the treatment of Venom or morbius
When good becomes bad and bad becomes good, you know when people can’t tell what’s what and how to bring back the original meaning of these things.
100%
@@thejessegrant😊
They need to place all these actors and writers on contract for guaranteed five more sequels! Please encourage them to make more madame Webb movies. The more of these movies they make the sooner Hollywood Will go bankrupt. Stop giving Hollywood free advice on how to improve their bottom line. Instead, let’s agree with them which is the equivalent to throwing a match on the fire.
Remember, be Def Leppard, not Quiet Riot
Just give me Sydney Sweeney and her huge bazungas in a skin tight Spider-Woman suit or cancel the IP!
Or a black cat costume.
Does anybody remember when they did Captain America in Spider-Man in 1978 I've watched both of those movies
Wow.
May they lose another fortune.
They say lots of things but eventually reality hits and they will have to make money. There will be no sequel.
Yeah, this looks like it's gonna work 😂. Rehire the same writers who wrote Morbius and this shit and somehow expect different results.
Is this the same sony from spiderverse
Sometimes I wonder if those Hollywood people love failure so much that they release this crap in cinemas
Ahahahaha
Omg it’s square head guy again
(All said with love! That’s his thing and I’m here for it!)
Can we just stop trying to make more cinematic universes happen until we can get for them writers who actually know what the heck they're doing?
Exactly
it seems like it would only be a matter of time before these idiots run out of money. I wonder where it comes from.
You know what? I hope they do make a sequel lol
Females can hardly capture an audience in action films. The writing is bad,the actresses are bad (yes,women are actresses,not actors) and the knock-off Spiderman doesn't work.
I heard Sony had to make a movie to avoid losing rights to Madame Web. But anyways,women don't impress in the action genre. Even Black Widow is a stretch.
Comic book writers included women because it was hot,not because we are impressed by female performance. That's why the WNBA isn't successful.
Sony really thinks there is a market in being the living embodiment of “mom can we have ____” “we have ____ at home”
How adorable
We all saw this coming from a mile away. We all knew Madame Web was gonna suck, and of course, there's gonna be more garbage being made.