Jeez i was really hoping this movie would be good because the characters are interesting and fun characters same as the actors There was literally no way to mess this up but somehow sony did
I don’t understand people that get excited for Sony superhero movies , Spider-Man characters with no Spider-Man , venoms shit , kraven will be shit , morb is awful , take the hint
Thank goodness for the multiverse. We can send this movie and all other bad marvel movies to a forgotten universe not to be associated with the sacred timeline.
lmaoo hes the only character that threw me off, he sounds like he recorded his lines on a completely different day in a completely different room from the actual filming.
Ezekiel’s or the voice over tht didn’t match his lips…Jesus Christ this movie sucks and yah ask for tasm3 prolly gone make Andrew a villain in his own movie and nerf him to where he can’t even break outta chains 😂
I’m glad the Spider-Man connections were deleted. It would’ve been awful had this been connected to any live action Spider-Man universe. Imagine the plot of your movie not mentioning Spider-Man, or at least showing a vision of Peter Parker, growing up and becoming Spider-Man though your entire plot is protecting the uncle of said hero. This movie deserved to flop. Audiences deserve better written female heroes and better written characters in general. Great Vid Chris🔥
theyre not protecting ben at all in the film, madam webs protecting those three girls from being hunted and killed by ezikiel, in this universe spiderman wasn't even born yet, (hes born in the movie) i watched the film sadly
The movie was supposed to be about saving his mother from being killed but they changed and added the 3 girls to be the plot point. Thats why it feels like theres no point to them being attacked
Was genuinely convinced that she was going to get in a series of scuffles with the girls and would end up biting each of them and that’s how they’d get their powers 😂😂
@@dariuschisholm7317I'm pretty sure he is the only superhero that people still want to watch a movie about, these days. The MCU was a disaster for comic book films
I actually thought her trying to climb the wall was the funniest thing in the movie. It reminded me of Peter in the first spiderman movie trying to shot his web "up up and away web" lives rent free in my head 😂
@@aidenemerson670 Na, more like I spent 98% of the movie laughing ironically and was caught off guard by a single piece of good writing I didn't see coming
You took the words right out of my mouth, that movie was more a comedy and the marketing department need to win an award for how they made people think that they’ll suit up in the movie
Madame web had a vision of a bird hitting her window Madame web opens the window The bird flys through the window unharmed She said “ the bird didn’t die this time “ to herself OUTLOUD The director really thought we wouldn’t have understood what happened without that line 😂 10/10
The original plot was leaked a while ago before the film reshoots. It had a strong terminator-like plot, where Ezekiel goes back in time to kill Peter's mom that's why the film is set in 2003. So the future madame web sends visions to the 2003 madame to warn her, she still gets her powers the same way.Emma Roberts had a bigger role before the reshoots, The reason girls go with Peter's mom was to protect the baby.
Dude I know exactly what you mean. It's like when 4 characters in a sitcom go on a double date and there's an over the top parody movie of a franchise in the real world that they're seeing. Hollywood is just making those movies now.
Anyone else think Deadpool could be getting set up as a the MCU beyonder? Pulls all his fav Marvel characters into battle world and then Doom takes his power
I was the first like and I've been watching you for the past couple of months I love watching your man You are cool and a lot of the movies I I'm about to watch but come out this year will be because of you.
@@3CFilmswhat up Chris. I have listening to your spoiler review for Madame Web. They are so hilarious sometimes 😂🤣😂😂🤣there are some facts appearing on RUclips saying that a man was mastubrating on Sydney Sweeney.
What's also funny about the movie, as bad as it is, is they used the exact same scene from Spider-Man 2 during the final ending of Madame web's future sight : 0:10 mark from Spider-Man 2 scene: ruclips.net/video/q2b8eNMqyVg/видео.html 2:08 mark from Madame Web ending scene: ruclips.net/video/MSqYSqLxtJM/видео.html
I think what was supposed to be implied with Ezekiel’s visions is that he’s seeing an alternate universe where he began his search for the girl later on in life (explains the grey hair) and in this universe he kills Cassandra (that’s why he doesn’t see her, and explains why the Spider-Women kill him) Because the web that Cassandra is seeing is the Web of Life and Destiny, right? That’s what allows her to see potential futures. That line of reasoning could also explain the scene where Ezekiel is telling Cassandra his plan is from an alternate reality where Ezekiel captures Cassandra to try to find the girl. Idk but if you look at it this way it kiiiiiinda makes slight sense
Damn, I already forgot about the taxi cab. This woman is suspected of kidnapping, then steals a cab in broad daylight under the drivers nose and crashes it into a diner. Continues to drive the stolen crashed cab around NY, checks into a motel, decides to go to Peru. There she just strolls to the middle of the Amazon jungle in jeans and a t-shirt, finds this secret place and then comes back to US. All of this very casually without planning or frankly, effort, inside a week. And nobody apperently asks her what's her deal. Well to be fair, she did take the plates off the car.. And btw, I don't think the line was "don't you want to be shot in Queens?" but rather "have you never been shot in Queens?" So not that bad, I didn't even get the reference, I just attributed it to "hard-ass paramedics making sarcastic remarks" type of thing. I had fun.
This might be one of my favorite comedies. I was dying in the theater. I gotta go watch it again tomorrow. I wanna support this film. I'm dying for a sequel. WHY DID THEY KILL HIM IN THE BEGINNING?! WHY?!
I live in NYC and trust me. She wouldn't have gotten far with that cab. There's cameras on the street lights for traffic violations. They take pictures of your violation, and then send it to you in the mail with a ticket. It happened to my mom once. They have video camera as well on most stores and banks.
if they were gonna connect spider man to this movie, why would they decide not to do it with tobey maguire’s spider man? Why would they choose andrew’s? Makes 0 sense.
@@carinahatlevoll153 So? There’s this thing called a multiverse, and as such there exists a universe where tobey maguire’s spider man hadn’t yet faced venom
@@Wookie_Lover77 i understand that but looks like tobey are inn deadpool movie and tom is going to be spiderman still inn mcu. Then is only Andrew left Who hasent a movie or franchise for him ao i do understand why they fight for Andrew spiderman(fans) but I would have clone saga with Andrew and mcu behind not ssu since Andrew dosent need to go back to bad movies again
Is it wrong that Im kinda curious to watch this movie due to how bad it is while simultaneously not feeling like i should waste money watching it in theatres?
At this point Sony should just call Marvel in and say hey come save us with the movies we’ll take 20% y’all can have the 80% but we get to keep the Spider-Man games because at this point that’s all they’re good at.💀
“Ben gets to be an uncle now…all of the fun and none of the responsibility.”
If that’s actually in the movie, I’m ending it all
@@gabrielc4902 it is
😂🔫
That line is about as bad as if your punter was the MVP but your team was still blown out.
@@ternativeSHUT IT OFF, OTTO! SHUT IT OFF!
"There's no way Kraven can be this bad." Famous last words.
it's Kraven time
Sony: Hold my beer
You know a movie is in big trouble when Sony brought back the writing team of Morbius to write the script for Madame Web. 😂
There’s no fucking way they actually did that
Jeez i was really hoping this movie would be good because the characters are interesting and fun characters same as the actors
There was literally no way to mess this up but somehow sony did
I don’t understand people that get excited for Sony superhero movies , Spider-Man characters with no Spider-Man , venoms shit , kraven will be shit , morb is awful , take the hint
@@alexanderlevi3idk why some people are surprised the movie is terrible 💀
Thank goodness for the multiverse. We can send this movie and all other bad marvel movies to a forgotten universe not to be associated with the sacred timeline.
You forgot the reference when sydney sweeny says
“ he was crawling like a spider…….person”😂😂
Such an INSANE line😂
Every line out of Ezekiel’s mouth and his delivery was pure comedy gold
Nah. No memes were made. It was just a monotone performance
@@e3vL1memes will be made
The whole movie is a meme
lmaoo hes the only character that threw me off, he sounds like he recorded his lines on a completely different day in a completely different room from the actual filming.
Ezekiel’s or the voice over tht didn’t match his lips…Jesus Christ this movie sucks and yah ask for tasm3 prolly gone make Andrew a villain in his own movie and nerf him to where he can’t even break outta chains 😂
When Ezekiel said he was supposed to be murdered to his wife it was the funniest shit
I’m not even joking when I say as I was watching and after finishing the movie all I could think was what in the actual fuck was Sony thinking 💀
Chris’ face in the thumbnail made me burst out laughing 😭😭😭
Me too
Lmfao
I've never seen cris this frustrated with a movie probably since morbius 😂
and his expendables 4 review too 😭
Of course Sony absolutely made this movie bad on purpose
@myellatorres2110 oh shit yea ur right abt that one 😂
@@matdroi don’t blame you if you forgot, cause who really cared about expendables 4 😭
I’m glad the Spider-Man connections were deleted. It would’ve been awful had this been connected to any live action Spider-Man universe. Imagine the plot of your movie not mentioning Spider-Man, or at least showing a vision of Peter Parker, growing up and becoming Spider-Man though your entire plot is protecting the uncle of said hero. This movie deserved to flop. Audiences deserve better written female heroes and better written characters in general. Great Vid Chris🔥
theyre not protecting ben at all in the film, madam webs protecting those three girls from being hunted and killed by ezikiel, in this universe spiderman wasn't even born yet, (hes born in the movie) i watched the film sadly
@@ternative thank you for the correction.
The movie was supposed to be about saving his mother from being killed but they changed and added the 3 girls to be the plot point. Thats why it feels like theres no point to them being attacked
Was genuinely convinced that she was going to get in a series of scuffles with the girls and would end up biting each of them and that’s how they’d get their powers 😂😂
2:48 An in universe movie is accurate, I honestly think the fake dawn of the seven movie from the boys would be a better watch then this, or stab 8
13:04 omg I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that found that scene somewhat inappropriate 😭
Usually i watch these spoiler reviews after i watch the film, not this time.
same
same
Same x3
I'm not even planning to watch the movie at all lol
Same
I liked when Michael Keaton said, in his Batman voice, " What the hell is this? Batman out."
Fuck batman most overrated character of all time
In your opinion
@@dariuschisholm7317I'm pretty sure he is the only superhero that people still want to watch a movie about, these days.
The MCU was a disaster for comic book films
@@matthewmosier8439 you're crazy either heard us Spiderman his last live action movie made a billion
@@matthewmosier8439 and he's a superhero he has no powers
Madame web knows not to mess with Peter's canon events.
9:55 😂 poor Chris. That is the look of a broken man lol
Sony is so greedy like just give the Spiderman rights back to marvel
If they do then we won’t get conclusions of spiderverse
@@Karlebow571 Lmao that’s fine tbh. They’re good films but they’re not allll that. Especially the 2nd one.
@@realruntz2608dude, aint no way you said that
@@realruntz2608you’re smoking crack with that comment
This movie made Morbius look like the best movie ever made
Which is funny because the Morbius writers wrote this film.
@@Foodisgood Yeah but both Morbius and Madame Web were victims of studio interference.
Idk those cringe moments in morbius lost me then the whole story made me fall asleep, this just had me like “bruh wtf?”
If Kraven is as bad or worse than what Madame Web is being described as, there will be no words other than "how?" and "wtf?"
Most likely is bad fo because sony also have ir as stand alone movie now wirh madam webb so no Connected with hardys venom and ssu anymore
Madame Web is fine but Kraven would be worse than Morbuis
It's not gonna be worse. R rated film. Although that doesn't mean it's gonna be dope or anything
That’d literally be 3 in a row
Hearing Chris curse is definitely a highlight and goes to show how bad this movie turned out
You know what's sad is a evil spiderman sounds really interesting. A guy with strength speed senses and wall crawling is pretty scary. Shame
Now I know I don't need to pay for a ticket. Thanks Chris
I actually thought her trying to climb the wall was the funniest thing in the movie. It reminded me of Peter in the first spiderman movie trying to shot his web "up up and away web" lives rent free in my head 😂
Literally that was the only part I actually laughed at
So in other words, it's reminding you of what a good movie looks like and that you should be watching that instead
@@aidenemerson670 Na, more like I spent 98% of the movie laughing ironically and was caught off guard by a single piece of good writing I didn't see coming
Hopefully Sydney Sweeney plays Gwen Stacy for Tom Holland Spider-Man movies for 4 5 or 6
18:19 She knows that it’s a canon event 💀
You took the words right out of my mouth, that movie was more a comedy and the marketing department need to win an award for how they made people think that they’ll suit up in the movie
Save coyote versus Acme there is still a chance this movie will come out hopefully
The zoom ins at the beginning when Ezekiel kills the mum 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
THEY WERE KILLING ME
OMG!!! You imitating the girls doing CPR had me DYING!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣I think I replayed 13:11 20X LOL
It just gets funnier! LOL
LOOOOOOOOL😢
Plot twist: the entire film is a movie within a movie and that’s why it sucks
the Craven estate called, they want Wes' idea back
“Is this the right train?”
😂
😂😭😂😭💀
This review was enlightening, thanks Chris! 😂
The thing that made Madam Web cool was the fact she allowed us to interact with the different versions of spiderman
Madame web had a vision of a bird hitting her window
Madame web opens the window
The bird flys through the window unharmed
She said “ the bird didn’t die this time “ to herself OUTLOUD
The director really thought we wouldn’t have understood what happened without that line 😂 10/10
It was unironically hilarious
The original plot was leaked a while ago before the film reshoots. It had a strong terminator-like plot, where Ezekiel goes back in time to kill Peter's mom that's why the film is set in 2003. So the future madame web sends visions to the 2003 madame to warn her, she still gets her powers the same way.Emma Roberts had a bigger role before the reshoots, The reason girls go with Peter's mom was to protect the baby.
Dude I know exactly what you mean. It's like when 4 characters in a sitcom go on a double date and there's an over the top parody movie of a franchise in the real world that they're seeing. Hollywood is just making those movies now.
Anyone else notice the guy on the subway playing the PSP? Guess Sony forgot their own product came out in 2005
Oh right😂
Well New York *is* a whole new level of crazy these days..
Imagine sitting through a bad movie AND THEN sitting through the entire end credits just for there to be no end credit scene
14:49 Chris had me dead with his reaction 😂😂😭
Chrisis recreation of the cpr scene was so aquarium but uet so damn funny
The Amazone line about her mom sounds so AI-generated and like Amazon's Alexa....
"WHAT ARE WE? SOME KINDA MADAM WEBS..?"
"It's peter borning time" was my favorite line frr
Anyone else think Deadpool could be getting set up as a the MCU beyonder? Pulls all his fav Marvel characters into battle world and then Doom takes his power
My favorite line was when madame web said, “Its Madame-webbing time!”
“Hilarious …and dumb.” All I need to know, 😂
I have never ever EVER heard anyone say “hangry.”
I don’t know why they are still trying to make that a thing. 😆🤮
It's Madame Time🕸
Did you catch that the end scenes music was a derivative of the spider-man ps4 theme, 98% the same.
I was the first like and I've been watching you for the past couple of months I love watching your man You are cool and a lot of the movies I I'm about to watch but come out this year will be because of you.
"new york city is getting a whole new level of crazy these days" 😂
Ben is dying to be an uncle
Dakota Johnson will always be remembered for Suspiria (2018) for me. Madame Web nearly ruins that image for me.
the pumping motion under the desk got me cracking on the floor.
Can’t wait for this movie to hit digital I’ll have my own opinion on this
Your CPR bit cracked me up. You nailed it
I got here as soon I saw this video pop up on my feed 😂
The whole movie seems like a group of friends in middle school creating some sort of superhero movie for a project..
This feels like if spider-man lotus all over again
13:07 I was basically thinking the same thing too! God I’m so happy that I’m not alone!
13:13 WTH bro😂
The girl from ghostbusters also mentions James Jonah Jameson is her uncle...
Someone clip Chris doing the CPR bit😂
Noooooo😂😂😂
@@3CFilmswhat up Chris. I have listening to your spoiler review for Madame Web. They are so hilarious sometimes 😂🤣😂😂🤣there are some facts appearing on RUclips saying that a man was mastubrating on Sydney Sweeney.
"Uuhhggg, she's not going to let me finish"😂😂😂
3c knows how to oil me up
What's also funny about the movie, as bad as it is, is they used the exact same scene from Spider-Man 2 during the final ending of Madame web's future sight :
0:10 mark from Spider-Man 2 scene:
ruclips.net/video/q2b8eNMqyVg/видео.html
2:08 mark from Madame Web ending scene:
ruclips.net/video/MSqYSqLxtJM/видео.html
"The 2003 immersion is gone buddy" had me dying oml everhthing u said up till that point had me in disbelief
Ayooo 13:11 has me dead 😂😂😂this cris guy ffs but nah I knew this movie would be a disaster
This review had me crying 😂 thank you Chris
Am I the only one who thinks that some shots of Sydney Sweeney in this movie look like the human version of M.E.G.A.N?
I swear, I appreciate Morbius so much now 😂
Same
I think ,if they use madame web like just in the game gonna be better ,so they can create a live action spider verse movie
My favorite line was when Madame web said “the names Web…. Madame Web…”
Madame Web: *watches Ezekiel kill numerous people*
Also Madame Web: "Your parents can take care of this."
3c films? More like 3c film us making a movie if you know what I mean films 😳
I think what was supposed to be implied with Ezekiel’s visions is that he’s seeing an alternate universe where he began his search for the girl later on in life (explains the grey hair) and in this universe he kills Cassandra (that’s why he doesn’t see her, and explains why the Spider-Women kill him)
Because the web that Cassandra is seeing is the Web of Life and Destiny, right? That’s what allows her to see potential futures.
That line of reasoning could also explain the scene where Ezekiel is telling Cassandra his plan is from an alternate reality where Ezekiel captures Cassandra to try to find the girl.
Idk but if you look at it this way it kiiiiiinda makes slight sense
Damn, I already forgot about the taxi cab. This woman is suspected of kidnapping, then steals a cab in broad daylight under the drivers nose and crashes it into a diner. Continues to drive the stolen crashed cab around NY, checks into a motel, decides to go to Peru. There she just strolls to the middle of the Amazon jungle in jeans and a t-shirt, finds this secret place and then comes back to US. All of this very casually without planning or frankly, effort, inside a week. And nobody apperently asks her what's her deal. Well to be fair, she did take the plates off the car..
And btw, I don't think the line was "don't you want to be shot in Queens?" but rather "have you never been shot in Queens?" So not that bad, I didn't even get the reference, I just attributed it to "hard-ass paramedics making sarcastic remarks" type of thing.
I had fun.
No Spider-man, Spider-man that's so raven, Terminator Spider-girl movie.
Two likes. I’m famous.
Great Video Cris! This movie is so bad and worst than MORBIUS! 👍
The ultimate line has to be in Ezekiel’s dream: my spider-they took my spider 😐
This might be one of my favorite comedies. I was dying in the theater. I gotta go watch it again tomorrow. I wanna support this film. I'm dying for a sequel. WHY DID THEY KILL HIM IN THE BEGINNING?! WHY?!
I live in NYC and trust me. She wouldn't have gotten far with that cab. There's cameras on the street lights for traffic violations. They take pictures of your violation, and then send it to you in the mail with a ticket. It happened to my mom once. They have video camera as well on most stores and banks.
Pretty much every street corner lol
I’m loving the hate this movie is getting I’m thinking about taken my wife to watch this for my birthday what do you think i should do Chris?
I swear if Sony doesn't come out and fire some people and hire. We gonna boycott their dumb SSU.
Never been here this early
My favorite part of “Madame Web” was the Morbius end credit scene.
if they were gonna connect spider man to this movie, why would they decide not to do it with tobey maguire’s spider man? Why would they choose andrew’s? Makes 0 sense.
Because madam webb was meant to connect with hardys venom to and tobey allready have venom.
@@carinahatlevoll153 So? There’s this thing called a multiverse, and as such there exists a universe where tobey maguire’s spider man hadn’t yet faced venom
@@Wookie_Lover77 i understand that but looks like tobey are inn deadpool movie and tom is going to be spiderman still inn mcu. Then is only Andrew left Who hasent a movie or franchise for him ao i do understand why they fight for Andrew spiderman(fans) but I would have clone saga with Andrew and mcu behind not ssu since Andrew dosent need to go back to bad movies again
@@carinahatlevoll153 your talking about that leaked photo of tobey talking to wolverine, that’s a photoshop
@@Wookie_Lover77 nope many Who has innside sources keep saying he is inn it.
Thank you 3C FILMS for sacrificing your time and dignity for us and watching the movie for us😌💯💯🌭
YO NAW I HAD THE EXACT SAME REACTION I WAS LIKE THEYRE NOT ACTUALLY GONNA…. HOLY FCK WERE IN PERU💀
Is it wrong that Im kinda curious to watch this movie due to how bad it is while simultaneously not feeling like i should waste money watching it in theatres?
I’m so glad I talked myself out of going to see it.
Came here for the spoilers. Stayed for Chris's CRP motions. Minute by minute you can tell this movie broke him. LOL
Your reviews are always the best. Keep up the excellent content Chris!!!👍👍👍
Idek what they where thinking with this one this movie sucked id rather watch morbius than this 💀
in my opinion me personally, I really love the movie and I think it was a lot better improvement to Morbius
This is defintley your most funniest video 3C🤣😭😭
Ezekiel Sims was the hero of this movie!
I can’t wait for Madame web 2 where morbius is the villain and becomes the next heath ledger joker 😂
ur the goat this movies shit
13:09 had me weak !! You are hilarious😅
At least morbious was a meme, this is just rlly bad💀
At this point Sony should just call Marvel in and say hey come save us with the movies we’ll take 20% y’all can have the 80% but we get to keep the Spider-Man games because at this point that’s all they’re good at.💀