Pickup Artist Bootcamp Is Amazing

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @mgreysanders
    @mgreysanders 3 года назад +7647

    He's exactly what a guitar hero character is based off of

  • @jackiechan428_3
    @jackiechan428_3 3 года назад +3294

    This feels like a new genre of comedy that’s filmed like “The Office” and it doesn’t feel real

    • @Claego
      @Claego 3 года назад +44

      Check out Cherdleys he makes sketches making fun of people like this all the time

    • @druj5424
      @druj5424 3 года назад +12

      @@Claego cherdleys is kinda meh to me

    • @sunburnedballoonknot8551
      @sunburnedballoonknot8551 3 года назад +40

      @@Claego it's hard to parody a man who is a parody already.

    • @megadoodoo3194
      @megadoodoo3194 3 года назад +20

      It's called "mockumentary"

    • @Baer99Z
      @Baer99Z 3 года назад +11

      Literally when the guy said "and I'm a singer" AND THEN JUST WENT *"YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH"*

  • @lordlammi1562
    @lordlammi1562 3 года назад +4355

    I'm really bad at talking to women, but pick-up artists make me feel much better about myself.

    • @SailorOrbiter
      @SailorOrbiter 3 года назад +49

      As you should.

    • @aurorapassenger00fu40
      @aurorapassenger00fu40 3 года назад +155

      Yeah, it's literally virtually impossible to be any worse than they are.
      So you're definitely way better than they are on your worst day man.
      👊😀👍

    • @MsRose-ix3xq
      @MsRose-ix3xq 3 года назад +86

      As long as you never do this shit im sure your fine.

    • @zephyr0407
      @zephyr0407 3 года назад +40

      As long as you’re not as weird as them, you’re probably good

    • @FecklessandKekless
      @FecklessandKekless 3 года назад +29

      You can't get better if you never realize you're bad... you'll always have that over those pricks.
      Imagine thinking you mastered talking to girls at 16 and never trying to improve... it's frightening

  • @sauseysandwich9215
    @sauseysandwich9215 3 года назад +4234

    i swear, treating dating like a game takes all of the authenticity and honestly you need for a real, long lasting. relationship. they treat women like a completely different species, and it is absolutely hilarious.

    • @IsisNiko
      @IsisNiko 3 года назад +442

      whats even funnier is that they're so in their own heads that they dont realize most women can sniff out their intentions from a mile away

    • @wulpeswulpes9574
      @wulpeswulpes9574 3 года назад +353

      Yeah I never understood these guys obsessions with getting as many women as possible, like they're not Pokémon, they're human beings

    • @ianmichael5628
      @ianmichael5628 3 года назад +49

      @Mister Love speak for yourself

    • @hilol4049
      @hilol4049 3 года назад +7

      @@ianmichael5628 *Hold up*

    • @silvertongue.242_99
      @silvertongue.242_99 3 года назад +15

      @Hungti yeah it helps some guys even girls build confidence in themselves. Not to try pick up as much girls as possible but to talk with them. Like that I see what you mean

  • @lamineamari
    @lamineamari 3 года назад +8394

    These all look like characters from Yugioh and we all know who the main character is

  • @qwirt8204
    @qwirt8204 3 года назад +1680

    My worst nightmare is getting a 40 year old come up to me and try to "flirt" with me while back handedly calling me ugly 💀

    • @FJ_Beaujangles
      @FJ_Beaujangles 3 года назад +70

      I feel so sorry that some people have to put up with this shit just because their visible gender. I don't want to say like "men are a problem" because people and society are more complex than that but uhh..
      A lot of men can be problems. Toxic masculinity sucks ass

    • @JintarOem
      @JintarOem 3 года назад +45

      @@FJ_Beaujangles Toxicity from anyone sucks ass

    • @twojointsjay7330
      @twojointsjay7330 3 года назад +65

      @@JintarOem do you also go to breast cancer meetings and say "all cancer sucks ass" or what?

    • @jillvalentinefan77
      @jillvalentinefan77 3 года назад +9

      You need to push them into a bamboo pit next time. It's refreshing too do.

    • @noahabel4181
      @noahabel4181 3 года назад +42

      @@FJ_Beaujangles Okay, you, along with other people, need to stop trying to claim that toxicity is a majority male issue. Certainly a lot of toxicity comes from men. But there is also a shit ton of toxicity that comes from women, of which I have experienced first hand. A girl managed to manipulate me for like, 6 months (I was really blind then), and hurt me deeply. It had lingering effects on me for up to a year after I cut it off. Yes, a lot of men can be toxic, I have seen it and I always say something about it. But women have the exact same issue, just in a different form. By you saying "a lot of men can be a problem," and intentionally insinuating that men are worse with it than women, you are circumventing literally 50% of the issue.

  • @asiansushiamv835
    @asiansushiamv835 3 года назад +4273

    This entire thing feels like it should be a comedy skit. Except it’s real and costs $900

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/aQ7b3Sua3pYA/видео.html

    • @720logan2
      @720logan2 3 года назад +71

      wait it isnt?

    • @RedsBigRig
      @RedsBigRig 3 года назад +41

      Wait woah huh? You just flipped my whole shit upside down.. just when I thought I knew it all lol

    • @bobharmon8834
      @bobharmon8834 3 года назад +20

      @faith Reader You must be mistaken because I didn't see one man in that video, well apart from the 5.6ft bearded half man showing us the clips.

    • @riteshsaha2207
      @riteshsaha2207 3 года назад +15

      This is not a skit?

  • @someone-cs1ix
    @someone-cs1ix 3 года назад +2978

    he looks like someone who's about to make a decision he's gonna live to regret in a dhar mann skit

    • @hanschk
      @hanschk 3 года назад +54

      I’m very surprised none of the dhar mann actors regret being in those god awful videos

    • @joeebiden_
      @joeebiden_ 3 года назад +80

      @@hanschk random aspiring actor stars in dhar mann skit - lives to regret his decision

    • @chunguslavaniaobama8881
      @chunguslavaniaobama8881 3 года назад +3

      This is the best thing I've seen all day

    • @chickenwang6722
      @chickenwang6722 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/qHu8KeDvbJg/видео.html

    • @pixelaim17
      @pixelaim17 3 года назад

      he does

  • @TeddyOG
    @TeddyOG 2 года назад +390

    "The cockblocker you gotta watch out for is ourselves"
    Honestly that was a solid line and a good way to start this video. The rest is batshit of course, but that line was inspiring

    • @kannone1
      @kannone1 Год назад +5

      real

    • @cowboychamploo7777
      @cowboychamploo7777 8 месяцев назад

      Brings to mind the beautiful quote I luckily saw out of context flippin channels as a kid "Ratshit.. Batshit.. Kick em' in the crotch.. 69 Assholes tied in a knot... Goooooo Lizardshits!.. FUCK!" - George Carlin, I assume he was talking about these fellas

    • @ThatInternetGuy420
      @ThatInternetGuy420 3 месяца назад

      Maybe if ur a fckn loser who plays Fortnite that might apply 😂

  • @cinderfox5217
    @cinderfox5217 3 года назад +2828

    The fact that they count how many women they’ve kissed is exactly what makes them seem pathetic

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад +27

      You just jealous because nobody's making out with you babe 😜 but yeah it's sad af

    • @justbored9415
      @justbored9415 3 года назад +203

      @@Eisenwulf666 huh, how are you gonna agree with them and then call them jealous xD

    • @callidusvulpes5556
      @callidusvulpes5556 3 года назад +68

      @@justbored9415 They we’re joking.

    • @yado7550
      @yado7550 3 года назад +15

      @@cinderfox5217 it was a joke... dont let your insecurities get you down

    • @GamerSisters
      @GamerSisters 3 года назад +28

      @@yado7550 random take but go off I guess...

  • @flandurham9493
    @flandurham9493 3 года назад +6753

    Alternate title “My Chemical Romance reject teaches misguided dark souls characters how to sexually harass women”

  • @From_A_Diverging_Timeline
    @From_A_Diverging_Timeline 3 года назад +361

    "Who's the secretary in the group???"
    "We are all married"
    Big oof

    • @SPACEDOUT19
      @SPACEDOUT19 3 года назад +9

      big reddit moment here

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Год назад +8

      @Stephen Smith keep telling yourself that Stephen. One day it will be true

    • @rainerschwindler2596
      @rainerschwindler2596 Год назад +3

      ​@Stephen Smith tell me you never had a relationship without telling me you never had a relationship

    • @MiroNyholm-mj7hd
      @MiroNyholm-mj7hd 9 месяцев назад +1

      Nice.

  • @kingofnamek
    @kingofnamek 3 года назад +2471

    can you imagine asking three women; "who's the secretary?"

    • @cavemanvi
      @cavemanvi 3 года назад +390

      And the response being we’re all married.

    • @chickenwang6722
      @chickenwang6722 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/qHu8KeDvbJg/видео.html

    • @floatingdisembodiedhead8975
      @floatingdisembodiedhead8975 3 года назад +92

      ... and also almost getting slapped while attempting to sexually-harassed a divorce woman.

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 3 года назад +15

      @@cavemanvi Smart response, honestly, but it's probably not the first time she's been creeped upon.

    • @Lysergic_
      @Lysergic_ 3 года назад +27

      @@cavemanvi bet none of em were too & they used it as a deterrent for this dude like mace on a bear lol

  • @CrimlyKoo
    @CrimlyKoo 3 года назад +4730

    He looks like what Japan thinks American rockstars look like.

    • @DawnOfTheOzz
      @DawnOfTheOzz 3 года назад +124

      I mean, Japan has Visual kei bands, soooooo you're not wrong.

    • @boha7234
      @boha7234 3 года назад +48

      @Just a very humble and honest human mogz on toppp 🥵🥵🥶😎😎

    • @albihysenaj7557
      @albihysenaj7557 3 года назад +50

      @Just a very humble and honest human LETS GOOOO MORGZ TO WIN THE GRAMMY AWARD 🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴🥴

    • @literallynobody4237
      @literallynobody4237 3 года назад +38

      @@ovassive5484 I think you missed the joke buddy unless you were joking aswell in that case my bad

    • @izzsyamil7626
      @izzsyamil7626 3 года назад +17

      @Just a very humble and honest human is this a joke?

  • @mojawa
    @mojawa 2 года назад +38

    Watching this hurt me physically. Made me realize being married for 10 years and having two kids and I still have no game compared to these masters.

    • @dev7845
      @dev7845 Год назад

      actually being able to sustain a relationship longer than six months is an accomplishment in itself, man. and you didn't need to pay any "pickup artist maestro" to do it, either. speaking of, they might need to go to YOU to learn how to talk to women.

    • @pdholland
      @pdholland 29 дней назад

      Come on if you are not making out with another women every 10min are you living?

  • @hisammy3969
    @hisammy3969 3 года назад +1269

    this guy looks like what people from the 50's thought people in year 2000 would look like.

    • @hisammy3969
      @hisammy3969 3 года назад +60

      @i Play Sometimes the irony of a bot posting a link to "tranquility and peace music" just annoys me more.

    • @joeebiden_
      @joeebiden_ 3 года назад +23

      @@hisammy3969 you clicked the link ?????? why

    • @hisammy3969
      @hisammy3969 3 года назад +68

      @@joeebiden_ i like to live on the edge sometimes.

    • @bruhbroham8760
      @bruhbroham8760 3 года назад +18

      I admire your courage

    • @bruhbroham8760
      @bruhbroham8760 3 года назад +35

      So is it too early to make out or what's up with that

  • @FullOedipus
    @FullOedipus 3 года назад +1252

    This is literally just a Eric Andre sketch irl

    • @chaddicusmaximus
      @chaddicusmaximus 3 года назад +17

      He'd be a great random appearance during the show, hit up Adult Swim

    • @FullOedipus
      @FullOedipus 3 года назад +25

      @yes lmfao no disrespect but I'd rather eat my own foot raw off the bone 🙈🙉🙊

    • @electron6825
      @electron6825 3 года назад +6

      @@FullOedipus 🤤

    • @howiegruwitz3173
      @howiegruwitz3173 3 года назад +5

      #whiteboysummer

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 3 года назад +9

      @@chaddicusmaximus I want to see Eric Andre play mind games on him. Let the predator become the prey.

  • @splatterdots2436
    @splatterdots2436 3 года назад +47

    I like the rival pickup artist gang, really added to the drama of the whole thing

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 года назад +2036

    A pick up artists only skill is detecting weakness

    • @thekappacombs
      @thekappacombs 3 года назад +22

      based

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 3 года назад +173

      So basically a predator lol

    • @Kain1805
      @Kain1805 3 года назад +108

      Pickup artists are pretty sad and pitiful people ngl

    • @curbyour____9506
      @curbyour____9506 3 года назад +31

      Bro you definitely have notifications on for Cr1tikal just so you can write a shitty comment in time

    • @mortechrome
      @mortechrome 3 года назад +62

      Yep. You have to be born a con artist/narcissist and only predators and fools will think it’s admirable.

  • @dannyk5620
    @dannyk5620 3 года назад +299

    The steps are literally 1- Start 2- Continue 3- End, it’s truly insightful

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/aQ7b3Sua3pYE/видео.html

    • @REALwoombath
      @REALwoombath 3 года назад +10

      @Just a very humble and honest human your little one-man crusade is cute

    • @ilovetrampolining4866
      @ilovetrampolining4866 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/1XkY4nBb8hA/видео.html

    • @ploobooblblapblap1813
      @ploobooblblapblap1813 3 года назад +2

      @Just a very humble and honest human all ye noble men, rise above the ashes, for thou shall not subscribeth to penguinz0! It is inscribed in the ancient texts!

  • @jordymintz6443
    @jordymintz6443 3 года назад +106

    vince looks like a composite of every grown man on the website "vampire freaks" circa 2007 who tried to groom me and my friends when we were 12 y/o scene kids lmao

    • @tanyaharmon6739
      @tanyaharmon6739 3 года назад +5

      I should be laughing, but feel like asking questions.

    • @trapdoorguppi
      @trapdoorguppi 2 года назад +2

      The exact same thing happened to me and on MySpace as well

  • @_Mooner
    @_Mooner 3 года назад +429

    Nothing better than spending a weekend in a hotel room in Vegas with 5 anime characters discussing methods on how to harass women.

    • @rafikiatkak8404
      @rafikiatkak8404 3 года назад +1

      @Just a very humble and honest human bro this is mildly true, but he is just a reaction channel on his live stream. But his unique ideas are cool

    • @_Mooner
      @_Mooner 3 года назад +7

      @Just a very humble and honest human Troll level = basic. Keep trying though, you might get good one day.

  • @obi-wan-pierogi
    @obi-wan-pierogi 3 года назад +469

    All these people look like Sims the game would generate randomly. They all give off Sims 3 NPC energy.

    • @PugO.
      @PugO. 3 года назад +16

      @Just a very humble and honest human ok bro

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 3 года назад +3

      This comment wins

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 3 года назад +5

      @Just a very humble and honest human Lmao ok

    • @plantlady42069
      @plantlady42069 3 года назад +13

      As someone who still plays the Sims 3 to this day, I feel this on a spiritual level.

    • @Fluttershys_bong
      @Fluttershys_bong 3 года назад +7

      @Just a very humble and honest human what you’re saying doesn’t sound very humble and honest 💀💀

  • @021mr5
    @021mr5 3 года назад +97

    Dude looks like a sims character you make when you're an edgy teen.

  • @sir.hopper
    @sir.hopper 3 года назад +1999

    It's so weird that some of these guys are actually conventionally attractive. "Air" for instance has nice facial features, a laid back wardrobe (barring the armor), and a calming voice. Why is he trying so hard when he can likely just strike a conversation with a woman at a bar and let his natural charisma take charge and end up with a better result?
    Like come on my boy, drop the stupid nickname, unequipped the -1 Leather Armor, and let yourself loose. I think you can be a charming person if you just stepped away from this nonsense.

    • @Doc51499
      @Doc51499 3 года назад +270

      My guess is he’s socially awkward

    • @siegfriedpintar
      @siegfriedpintar 3 года назад +268

      I fw the armor ngl i might have to cop some pauldrons

    • @Malhaloc
      @Malhaloc 3 года назад +197

      He has a physical charisma about him, but he doesn't know how to talk to people. He could do like a million the make outs if he developed his personality a bit.

    • @pgfinna
      @pgfinna 3 года назад +47

      Congratulations on solving the equation; you've been voted off the island

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад +97

      They're kinda good looking, probably just very insecure and really awkward socially.

  • @renjiguy1708
    @renjiguy1708 3 года назад +1899

    "I'm a singer"
    Him everytime:
    *YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

    • @murderedx8018
      @murderedx8018 3 года назад +34

      Inspired by James hetfield

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 3 года назад +3

      @@murderedx8018 bruh lmao

    • @ninetoedlizard6650
      @ninetoedlizard6650 3 года назад +3

      @@murderedx8018 and Layne Staley

    • @FEBRIZIOtv
      @FEBRIZIOtv 3 года назад +9

      @@ninetoedlizard6650 james hetfield doesnt do hair metal screams

    • @FEBRIZIOtv
      @FEBRIZIOtv 3 года назад +7

      @@murderedx8018 james hetfield doesnt do 80s hair metal screams

  • @ru5ty829
    @ru5ty829 3 года назад +24

    Uncontrollably laughed when Charlie went "eughh Vince you're scaring them" 😂😂😂

  • @paydn202
    @paydn202 3 года назад +675

    "im a singer" hits one 80's hair metal note.

    • @Secrettenssio
      @Secrettenssio 3 года назад +68

      Doesn’t even stay on the note very well

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 3 года назад +4

      And that's how Dirty Honey was formed

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 3 года назад +26

      He heard Eddy Murphy's old stand-up bit about how even ugly singers get laid.

    • @johneden2033
      @johneden2033 3 года назад +9

      >doesn't even sing anything

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/aQ7b3Sua3pYA/видео.html

  • @LirylCrovyn
    @LirylCrovyn 3 года назад +256

    Women are literally running away from this PUA "teacher". Why is nobody demanding a refund after seeing that?!

    • @FJ_Beaujangles
      @FJ_Beaujangles 3 года назад +11

      Sadly once you get so desperate that you sign up for a boot camp for something like this (something that takes up considerable time meaning you probably don't do much else anyway) there isn't really much that can snap you out of it. Scams in nearly all forms are often, and sometimes purposefully, very poorly disguised actually as a way to attract not necessarily stupid but vulnerable people. I hate victim blaming but they're made with the idea that if someone will fall for terrible bait they're even less likely to bail halfway through.

    • @LirylCrovyn
      @LirylCrovyn 3 года назад +9

      @@FJ_Beaujangles
      Ugh, yeah, it's so insidious! These scammers know just how to prey on the desperate. I'm sure there's a sense of denial the scumbags count on, too. Like, "No! This can't be a scam! I paid good money for these classes, they must pay off soon!" or maybe the victims even realize it's bullshit but stay on because they're too embarrassed to admit they fell for such nonsense. It reminds me of another "class" Charlie reviewed, where the guy was demanding to know which mental disorder the woman would rather have. She couldn't even pretend to not be creeped out and disgusted and she was being PAID! It's like watching a friend go through an abusive relationship. They can't see what's right in front of their face and nothing you say will convince them they're being used. It's maddening!

    • @FJ_Beaujangles
      @FJ_Beaujangles 3 года назад +2

      @@LirylCrovyn Exactly. And that sense of denial is a big thing as well. Actually if you're interested I'm actually watching another RUclipsr this very second- he does a variety of things but it's all nice and calming at like a 10 PM, and occasionally he does scambaiting online. He goes by Atomic Shrimp if you wanna check him out, just straight up good content and he's usually doing some weird condition in his scambaiting while he just wastes their time.

    • @LirylCrovyn
      @LirylCrovyn 3 года назад +1

      @@FJ_Beaujangles
      I'll have to check him out! I do love me some scambaiters! I've been watching Kitboga, myself. Lol Thanks for the recommendation. :)

    • @josdav07
      @josdav07 2 года назад +1

      Running away because they're wet af, this dude is the real deal

  • @TubeDupe
    @TubeDupe 3 года назад +139

    Kudos to being sixty, dressing like Kajagoogoo and somehow still finding the courage to go out in public.

    • @tootsownhorn5874
      @tootsownhorn5874 3 года назад +13

      This is realistically only possible in Las Vegas

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 3 года назад +3

      Honestly you have to give him credit for being willing to put himself out there, at least!

  • @__m__a__x__
    @__m__a__x__ 3 года назад +855

    "What's it like in the lobby of the mirage?"
    "It's mirage-like"
    *Awkward silence and staring at each other*

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 3 года назад +32

      Your cat is so cute and fluffy 🥰

    • @nell1251
      @nell1251 3 года назад +6

      @@beautyandtheoffbeats I concur.

    • @28_ranggaclio
      @28_ranggaclio 3 года назад +4

      @@beautyandtheoffbeats agreed

    • @maad1670
      @maad1670 3 года назад +1

      he isn't wrong tho

    • @Villiins
      @Villiins 3 года назад +1

      I like the editor of this

  • @bobbstr.
    @bobbstr. 3 года назад +477

    they really look like random NPC’s from The Sims games even their personalities are randomised

    • @ilovetrampolining4866
      @ilovetrampolining4866 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/1XkY4nBb8hA/видео.html

    • @Quandussy
      @Quandussy 3 года назад +2

      @Just a very humble and honest human wut

    • @moffymoffy.
      @moffymoffy. 3 года назад +1

      @Just a very humble and honest human alright, can you tell me what this "evil scheme" is all about? i would love to know more.

    • @tristan6066
      @tristan6066 3 года назад

      @Just a very humble and honest human You know, you might just be on to something here, please tell me more

    • @nithilsivakumar
      @nithilsivakumar 3 года назад

      @Just a very humble and honest human please tell us more!!!

  • @justalittlecreacher
    @justalittlecreacher 3 года назад +81

    i don't believe any of these men have slept with, nay, even kissed a woman, despite their claims

    • @Je_QzcY3mN0
      @Je_QzcY3mN0 3 года назад +13

      Yeah. Why the hecc would you spend 900 bucks for that shit if you already "making out" with hundreds of women?

    • @dewwwd3431
      @dewwwd3431 2 года назад +2

      Usually the ones being the most vocal about how many women they’ve been with will have either very little or no experience with being physical with a woman at all in any way shape or form.

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 3 года назад +619

    "Is she 2D?"
    Don't be silly, Charlie. His neighbor has a full three-dimensional figure all the way down to the last thread in her fabric.

  • @paulfakelastname3150
    @paulfakelastname3150 3 года назад +515

    “It’s like paying 900 dollars for a sexual harassment case” 😂

  • @karenhawkin4588
    @karenhawkin4588 3 года назад +18

    9:51 “you’re so portable” seems to really means “you’re so kidnap-able”. I’d run girls, and FAST.

  • @lupercus3863
    @lupercus3863 3 года назад +317

    A moment of silence for Stanli, a man who could've been pure who got pulled down by his poor self esteem

    • @ilovetrampolining4866
      @ilovetrampolining4866 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/1XkY4nBb8hA/видео.html

    • @idontknow8205
      @idontknow8205 3 года назад +13

      @Just a very humble and honest human Ok

    • @ulilleper
      @ulilleper 2 года назад +2

      @@idontknow8205 I mean he does steal content and has a superiority complex while doing it

    • @Arbaz3102
      @Arbaz3102 Год назад +1

      @Just a very humble and honest human 🧢

    • @Arbaz3102
      @Arbaz3102 Год назад +2

      @@ulilleper 🧢

  • @mynawina9177
    @mynawina9177 3 года назад +720

    these men are the reason i'm afraid to walk alone at night

    • @Floaty8008
      @Floaty8008 3 года назад +55

      That's sad but these are no men.

    • @edenjaycollins6055
      @edenjaycollins6055 3 года назад +62

      Fr If the shadow the hedgehog looking guy approached me I don’t know of id ever stop running

    • @Histgyph
      @Histgyph 2 года назад +9

      There’s no reason to be scared of them, they’re just gonna ask you to kiss them in a cringey way and when you say no they just get sad and stop.

    • @bobbuilder6903
      @bobbuilder6903 2 года назад +16

      im a man and i agree lmao

    • @if7723
      @if7723 2 года назад +9

      I'm pretty sure a girl scout could fold most of these guys just through words.

  • @Anomalocaria
    @Anomalocaria 2 года назад +81

    i feel like the obsession with _making out_ is a pretty good indicator of how much this shit _doesn't_ work. when the thing you're _most_ excited about is an entry level intimate activity, i can't imagine you have much of an active sex life. they sound like teenagers - back when you still though of _kissing someone_ as a notable accomplishment.
    tangent - it reminds me of an interaction i had with a couple of buddies at a Miss May I show back in college. one of my buddies bumped into a pretty girl - they exchanged maybe three sentences from what i understand - and he immediately returned to told us about it, finishing his tale with "imma try to hold her hand." we (the remaining buddy and myself) have no immediate intentions of letting him live this down.

    • @johnvermintide
      @johnvermintide Год назад +2

      they make it seem like its necessary for u to gain these as credibility to get women ffs

    • @dev7845
      @dev7845 Год назад +1

      I'm not obsessed, but I do feel fucking proud of myself when i talk to a woman and they show a genuine interest in telling me about themselves, or even feeling happy around me (and not, like, disinterested.)
      I do think this is a bigger accomplishment then managing to get already drunk women to make out with you, when they're probably not giving a single damn about who you are and what "charisma" you did to "woo" them.

    • @asdadfafafafffallslsldd8068
      @asdadfafafafffallslsldd8068 Год назад

      How young are you lol? If you make out with someone you can have sex with them too. I understand you probably don't have a lot of experience with women, but making out is what leads to sex and where you start. If you're past like 20 everyone you make out with will have sex with you too, don't put sex on this pedestal lol. It naturally happens when you make out with someone. And if women regularly reject you after making out with them you should be able to isolate the problem to you being a terrible kisser. And girls find you repulsive and not turned on by it. A kiss is acceptance of intimacy and you should also know what do from there which will lead to more. I personally find pick up artists silly and I would never approach people randomly on the street, but these guys at least know that making out with someone shows they can go further too if they wish to do so. And I can understand how people basically playing a game like this will use make outs as a way to quantify their pick up skills or basically as a way to quantify success and progression which is what this game is about, as pathetic as it is.

  • @PandaMikey05
    @PandaMikey05 3 года назад +375

    why do all of these guys talk to people like they're trying to set up a magic trick

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 3 года назад +34

      They're going to NEED magic for any of this stuff to work.

    • @kv5250
      @kv5250 3 года назад +8

      @Just a very humble and honest human For someone you don’t like you sure do talk about him a lot in these comments

    • @Malhaloc
      @Malhaloc 3 года назад +8

      To be fair, they all look like they're trying to be the next big street magician

    • @PandaMikey05
      @PandaMikey05 3 года назад +1

      @@kv5250 what else can he say morgz is great

    • @omegakyratian413
      @omegakyratian413 3 года назад

      @@kv5250 he's just being humble and honest, cut him some slack

  • @motleyminded85
    @motleyminded85 3 года назад +890

    Women don't "fall for it." Dude just waits till they're drunk af. Honestly, all the seminars in the world won't give you a new personality,

    • @Alex-ok5tp
      @Alex-ok5tp 3 года назад +122

      Yeah if anything some women are just like “haha how funny would it be to makeout with this weird, very desperate guy” and move along right after... it’s a story for their friends. I feel bad for whoever takes these “courses” and thinks they’ll genuinely “get” women..

    • @nickgiordano8552
      @nickgiordano8552 3 года назад +30

      I think there are some valuable lessons to be learned about confidence and self worth but people take it way too far

    • @PedroCstify
      @PedroCstify 3 года назад +5

      Actually they do, if you put the effort. But this stuff is just really cringey and sad to be honest.

    • @jamieohjamie
      @jamieohjamie 3 года назад +118

      "You're so portable" is quite possibly the most terrifying thing you could say to a woman. Not only is it awkward af, but a woman doesn't need reminded that she could be carried off and assaulted.

    • @lofiwackpainting7439
      @lofiwackpainting7439 3 года назад +50

      @@jamieohjamie you’re so easy to put I to the back of my trunk 😉

  • @tylerdass-herod3253
    @tylerdass-herod3253 3 года назад +3

    I LOVE these videos. My favorite part is when you turn down the content your watching so i have to turn you up to ear bleeding levels just to enjoy the video. THANK YOU!

  • @kwaddamage8286
    @kwaddamage8286 3 года назад +947

    when those guys go out to "get some strange" they are being literal.

    • @babatunde8268
      @babatunde8268 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/qHu8KeDvbJg/видео.html

    • @NiggasInANutshell
      @NiggasInANutshell 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/TnMH-cbo-OA/видео.html

    • @Sierooworks
      @Sierooworks 3 года назад +20

      How does it feel having 5 bots in your replies man

    • @kwaddamage8286
      @kwaddamage8286 3 года назад +19

      @@Sierooworks im scared bro. Save me

    • @johneden2033
      @johneden2033 3 года назад +13

      @@kwaddamage8286 There's no saving you bro. Either you click those links, or they come for your family.

  • @philmkraken150
    @philmkraken150 3 года назад +132

    >girl runs away
    >pickup artist catches up
    >"what are we running from?"

    • @dterror3679
      @dterror3679 3 года назад +6

      That is pretty smooth ngl xD

    • @ruhailali7317
      @ruhailali7317 3 года назад +19

      @@dterror3679 smooth way to jail.

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/aQ7b3Sua3pYE/видео.html

  • @rowanmelton7643
    @rowanmelton7643 2 года назад +10

    10:00 the only person in this video with any semblance of sanity

  • @Jombo1
    @Jombo1 3 года назад +332

    I have no idea how this is not satire. Shits hilarious.

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 3 года назад +36

      The guy interviewing looked like he was making a mockumentary. He dressed so straight-laced and never harassed anyone. He looked so innocent, but he was Borating the fuck out of them.

    • @edenjaycollins6055
      @edenjaycollins6055 3 года назад +6

      @@seymourglass26 hes just observing its what he does, he visits the craziest weirdest people and documents them for us, yay?

    • @Ray-ng3ke
      @Ray-ng3ke 3 года назад +2

      @Just a very humble and honest human troll

    • @jmiquelmb
      @jmiquelmb 3 года назад +3

      @@Ray-ng3ke He's been answering every comment with pretty much the same message. Takes some dedication, but I'll report him as spam

    • @Ray-ng3ke
      @Ray-ng3ke 3 года назад +2

      @@jmiquelmb yeah i checked that and saw a comment saying "charlie is shit watch morgz instead"

  • @ThatGuy-nc8nf
    @ThatGuy-nc8nf 3 года назад +246

    He looks like if your customized character appears in the cutscenes.

    • @white6505
      @white6505 3 года назад +1

      cute pfp

    • @Cheezy_Bunz
      @Cheezy_Bunz 3 года назад +3

      @@white6505 Thats a cartoon bro. Chill.

    • @ThatGuy-nc8nf
      @ThatGuy-nc8nf 3 года назад +5

      @Just a very humble and honest human honestly, unironically hilarious considering you did this to every other comment, keep being you, clown 😘😘😘😘

    • @anjanagowda5604
      @anjanagowda5604 3 года назад

      @@ThatGuy-nc8nf he's trolling lol

    • @wash99
      @wash99 2 года назад

      he actually looks like default skin from sunset overdrive

  • @StudioNalli
    @StudioNalli 3 года назад +3

    the mohawk dude looks like a gta five character

  • @DanielDaly157
    @DanielDaly157 3 года назад +534

    He's in a relationship with his neighbour, she just doesn't know it. Also judging by how he looks, she's probably 12.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад +81

      "it's pretty exclusive.." that's because nobody else has the key to that basement...

    • @BigWillyG1000
      @BigWillyG1000 3 года назад +22

      I think you overestimated the age.

    • @dirtygiraffe
      @dirtygiraffe 3 года назад +21

      She just doesn't know it... YET.

    • @TheBlahblah86
      @TheBlahblah86 3 года назад +8

      When she finds out, she's getting a restraining order.

    • @DanielDaly157
      @DanielDaly157 3 года назад +12

      @@TheBlahblah86If she was from Scotland she wouldn’t need one. If the entire neighbourhood found out the guy would be better off dead.

  • @madrai
    @madrai 3 года назад +628

    he looks like when you hit "randomize" on character customization in a game

    • @madrai
      @madrai 3 года назад +7

      @i Play Sometimes heathen

    • @benbee4067
      @benbee4067 3 года назад +2

      That is such an incredibly accurate description 😂

    • @cavemanvi
      @cavemanvi 3 года назад

      He looks like emo micheal cera on that one bit

    • @babatunde8268
      @babatunde8268 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/qHu8KeDvbJg/видео.html

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/aQ7b3Sua3pYA/видео.html

  • @Scrounge4
    @Scrounge4 3 года назад +24

    This felt like that episode of KOTH when Boomhauer “teaches” Bobby to pick up girls and just walks around the shoe store creeping on the customers and asking every one out until he gets a number

  • @simeonritchie4168
    @simeonritchie4168 3 года назад +714

    I feel so horrible for the girls in this video. It’s hilarious to laugh at but damn it must be a real hard blow to your self esteem if these are the dudes flirting with you

    • @Malhaloc
      @Malhaloc 3 года назад +45

      I imagine it's the 2nd hand embarrassment we feel times 10, at least

    • @elijahwinchester6690
      @elijahwinchester6690 3 года назад +33

      all types of guys have flirted with me, lmao. i don't really feel bad about myself if they're ugly, i just wouldn't accept any progression ( not that looks are all that matter, but attraction is obviously important to me ).

    • @reactworld1427
      @reactworld1427 3 года назад +15

      @@elijahwinchester6690 You aint much

    • @dragonfly9856
      @dragonfly9856 3 года назад +62

      @@reactworld1427 Wtf is wrong with you? Stop projecting and get some therapy dude
      Why are you so rude for no reason

    • @ashwinashu4825
      @ashwinashu4825 3 года назад +52

      @@reactworld1427 This is uncalled for, she wasn't even talking to you.

  • @nunya1594
    @nunya1594 3 года назад +242

    That singer guy feels like gus johnson playing a character

    • @roynik9433
      @roynik9433 3 года назад +16

      He looks like a cross between Gus Johnson and Ethan Hawke

    • @MyrddintheBard
      @MyrddintheBard 3 года назад +19

      Without the Charisma or dashing looks yeah

    • @floatingdisembodiedhead8975
      @floatingdisembodiedhead8975 3 года назад +11

      Yes i was thinking Gus Johnson too but some people also said Frankie Muniz from Malcolm in the Middle, i can totally see that too.

    • @iamtoxic4663
      @iamtoxic4663 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @vyshnavshabunair8358
    @vyshnavshabunair8358 3 года назад +23

    This course should be called 'Millions of rejections have hardened my resolve' - Vince

  • @icepancakes4226
    @icepancakes4226 3 года назад +280

    He looks like he never left his emo phase in Middle School

    • @Je_QzcY3mN0
      @Je_QzcY3mN0 3 года назад +8

      IT'S NOT PHASE MOM THAT'S WHO I ACTUALLY AM!

    • @deadeyedarwin
      @deadeyedarwin 3 года назад +13

      Actually it looks like he developed an emo phase 30 years after he graduated.

  • @teaonwednesday
    @teaonwednesday 3 года назад +469

    So cringe, I’m amazed at how disconnected people are from reality that they rely on a pick up artist. Here’s some girl advice: IT DOESN’T WORK, the girl would have to be drunk for her to fall for it lol. Also, if we see a man just standing around in the street looking at women, the first thought we’ll have is a kidnapper.

    • @ngari117
      @ngari117 3 года назад +58

      @Just a very humble and honest human ok

    • @jcg7719
      @jcg7719 3 года назад +44

      Liar! You just want him all to yourself so youre trying to scare off the competition.

    • @teaonwednesday
      @teaonwednesday 3 года назад +10

      @@jcg7719 totally, my boyfriend has competition lmao /j

    • @FJ_Beaujangles
      @FJ_Beaujangles 3 года назад +2

      @@teaonwednesday (don't worry it was a joke too we all know puas are bullshit here)

    • @teaonwednesday
      @teaonwednesday 3 года назад +15

      @@FJ_Beaujangles total bullshit, and they’re assholes for hitting on drunk women.

  • @rileymosman2808
    @rileymosman2808 2 года назад +2

    Oh my god I didn't know Andrew still had a channel! This actually makes my day.

  • @aegistro
    @aegistro 3 года назад +397

    I love how these are supposed to be the S tier pick-up artists where they lie about kissing over 5,000 women. But seeing them do it irl and it shows all of them get rejected LMFAO

    • @memebro8703
      @memebro8703 3 года назад +85

      @Just a very humble and honest human You’re gonna need better bait then that.

    • @scyi.3665
      @scyi.3665 3 года назад +46

      @Just a very humble and honest human make better use of your free time

    • @Scornfull
      @Scornfull 3 года назад +19

      @Just a very humble and honest human it didn't work

    • @Lunamana
      @Lunamana 3 года назад

      They probably ask around 50 every day though

    • @FredDerka1
      @FredDerka1 3 года назад +3

      Shoot a hundred shots you're bound to hit something

  • @DrippyDaveson
    @DrippyDaveson 3 года назад +454

    He looks like he tried cosplaying yugi but forgot what color his hair was

    • @JL-lg9xs
      @JL-lg9xs 3 года назад +8

      Well don't you know ladies like guys who believe in the heart of the cards?

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/aQ7b3Sua3pYA/видео.html

  • @justinlast2lastharder749
    @justinlast2lastharder749 2 года назад +4

    5:24 "I went through a Haunting"
    "What happened?"
    "Ooooooooh" *ghost noises*
    That was a genius level unintentional come back.

  • @abababababab1041
    @abababababab1041 3 года назад +409

    How to pick up women: dress like a final fantasy character and put your low level MMO armor to protect your virginity... no, wait...

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/aQ7b3Sua3pYA/видео.html

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/aQ7b3Sua3pYA/видео.html

    • @jacobbellamy7640
      @jacobbellamy7640 3 года назад +4

      Its a dumb PUA strategy called Peacocking. Wear something out of place to stand out and be noticed in the crowd and to have something that becomes a conversation piece to start things off.

    • @kari548
      @kari548 3 года назад +2

      @@jacobbellamy7640 kinda like how Charlie only wears white tees, that becomes very noticable after you've seen him a few times.

    • @mrconfusion87
      @mrconfusion87 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@kari548Yup! Kinda like how Mr. Ballen is always in his trademark flannels when telling stories...

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 года назад +2120

    His hair style is great, he’s living in the future

    • @turkia6148
      @turkia6148 3 года назад +90

      Stop being unfunny

    • @epic.6608
      @epic.6608 3 года назад +18

      @Krunxz no you arent

    • @maybe6213
      @maybe6213 3 года назад

      Verified

    • @epic.6608
      @epic.6608 3 года назад +6

      @@turkia6148 what did he do

    • @hanschk
      @hanschk 3 года назад +20

      Shut up evil

  • @yungluke
    @yungluke 3 года назад +18

    This is the Tommy Wiseau of pickup-artistry

  • @misstinahamilton5714
    @misstinahamilton5714 3 года назад +111

    I DIED when the "singer" Stanley hit that one 80's hair metal band note 🤣🤣

  • @somespeedynoodle113
    @somespeedynoodle113 3 года назад +460

    I genuinely cannot figure out if this is real or not

    • @zzaacchh
      @zzaacchh 3 года назад +88

      Dont click on any links in the comments and report them

    • @kanjonojigoku8644
      @kanjonojigoku8644 3 года назад +45

      Everything andrew records is real and very cursed

    • @atmfletcher2389
      @atmfletcher2389 3 года назад +12

      @@zzaacchh now i want to click on it

    • @zzaacchh
      @zzaacchh 3 года назад +23

      @@atmfletcher2389 I'm not your dad, you can click on it. Just hope you don't get hacked in some way.

    • @Zach-rt9kg
      @Zach-rt9kg 3 года назад +9

      @@zzaacchh can’t rlly get hacked from a youtube link, the worst that can happen is that it ip grabs

  • @timtimgregg
    @timtimgregg 10 месяцев назад +1

    The guy with the Mohawk looks like Bob Odenkirk doing a parody of a pick up artist

  • @ingydings
    @ingydings 3 года назад +238

    This feels like a low budget Oceans 11 produced by Mötley Crüe and Joe Exotic.

    • @BigWillyG1000
      @BigWillyG1000 3 года назад +3

      Someone needs to make this happen.

    • @elkmeatenjoyer3409
      @elkmeatenjoyer3409 3 года назад

      Jajajaja by the singer if montley crue when hes 58 years old.

    • @Je_QzcY3mN0
      @Je_QzcY3mN0 3 года назад +2

      Ultra-low budget. Like, 50 bucks for used cellphone with camera.

  • @TempusTenebris
    @TempusTenebris 3 года назад +398

    "Very strong marriage or is it like" Bruh that line was SO pathetic.

    • @45johngalt
      @45johngalt 3 года назад +15

      The correct response would have been "I don't mind if you don't mind."

    • @voidfroze
      @voidfroze 2 года назад +21

      The truly pathetic part is that real guys actually say that shit irl lol, it's happened to me twice

    • @doomdoom7460
      @doomdoom7460 2 года назад +13

      @@voidfroze from one to ten how strong is your marriage?

    • @whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
      @whatsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 2 года назад

      Yep man didn't know when to retreat

  • @psychologicalsuccess3476
    @psychologicalsuccess3476 3 года назад

    I'm glad they're a community willing to help out hitchhikers everywhere

  • @eljapo6078
    @eljapo6078 3 года назад +242

    Can’t believe Charlie didn’t watch the Hoff twins arc. This is a sad day

    • @brencon830
      @brencon830 3 года назад +8

      He did on stream

    • @sighduck9789
      @sighduck9789 3 года назад +1

      he did, go to the channel that uploads stream highlights

    • @MrDankula
      @MrDankula 3 года назад +48

      That link is a random music plug, not charlie, don't click

    • @classicflower3046
      @classicflower3046 3 года назад +1

      can someone please link the channel/video of the full stream

    • @nbtrue0
      @nbtrue0 3 года назад +4

      IKR, lowkey making me mad. He even watched the video and doesn't recognize the most precious gift on earth, a.k.a. the hoff twins.

  • @briankaslewicz6130
    @briankaslewicz6130 3 года назад +282

    This is what I imagine Charlie looked like when he was the Mysterious Anime Character™️ sans Psychonaut necklace

  • @BrockBrady-xr2zf
    @BrockBrady-xr2zf 2 года назад +1

    air is a pokemon character, just talking to every npc in the store to see who gives him a free potion

  • @TheBlahblah86
    @TheBlahblah86 3 года назад +711

    So, exploit her insecurities, making her as uncomfortable as possible, then blame women for you dying alone? Sounds like a sustainable business plan to me.

    • @amorecredibleusername692
      @amorecredibleusername692 3 года назад +78

      It’s way worse than just that. They implement things called “negatives” in convos as well, basically attempting to reduce a woman’s self esteem without her noticing so she’ll have sex with you in order to feel better. Truly disgusting stuff.

    • @TheBlahblah86
      @TheBlahblah86 3 года назад +53

      @@amorecredibleusername692 disturbingly true. Interesting how they try to be subtle about these "negatives." An older video said something about taking a woman's worst insecurity, and giving it a positive spin, like a compliment. Still shows he's looking for insecurities.

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 3 года назад +19

      Literally the DENNIS system from its always sunny lmfaoo

    • @GamerSisters
      @GamerSisters 3 года назад +10

      @@amorecredibleusername692 they literally gaslight women into having sex with them, holy shit???

    • @anshukandulna1844
      @anshukandulna1844 3 года назад +14

      "Exploiting her insecurities"
      - SIGMA male sextrillionaire grindset

  • @byHexted
    @byHexted 3 года назад +195

    How could you possibly be so unattached from reality that you see this guy who clearly wants to dress like a teen when nobody even dresses like this anymore, and you see him literally talking to every group of girls that walk by saying weird shit like they keep walking and he’s almost following them, and I bet you anything that was like the best take they got

    • @juniebunnz
      @juniebunnz 3 года назад +31

      Seriously, it's weird af. Dude needs a reality check

    • @Floaty8008
      @Floaty8008 3 года назад +9

      He's delusional lol

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice 3 года назад +13

      I'm a fan of how they all look, they look different from norm and silly and fun; but I am still absolutely terrified of their social "skills" lol

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 3 года назад +3

      @Da_Kimster comfort is just an illusion

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 3 года назад +17

      @@chrisgould101 Alright megamind, go back reddit

  • @prematuredgravy8033
    @prematuredgravy8033 2 года назад +2

    That entire video seems like a fever dream

  • @wills1185
    @wills1185 3 года назад +152

    "is it a very strong marriage or...?" LOL, why even ask that? They obviously were not all married probably just the one who said that since the others did not even say a word.

    • @aquilaorion3531
      @aquilaorion3531 3 года назад +40

      i would also not be surprised if none of them are married, and she just said it so he’d leave them alone.

    • @sylvesterstalin7109
      @sylvesterstalin7109 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/aQ7b3Sua3pYA/видео.html

    • @Xbitxx
      @Xbitxx 3 года назад +16

      @Just a very humble and honest human How may times are you gonna post the same comment??

    • @natevonhartleben2737
      @natevonhartleben2737 3 года назад

      @Just a very humble and honest human you type just like the Mohawk artist speaks, there is a small inkling in my mind this is his account spamming the comment section

    • @spike5499
      @spike5499 3 года назад

      @@natevonhartleben2737 nah he wouldn't have a pfp and username like that

  • @juggmkj
    @juggmkj 3 года назад +105

    "Low level armor from an mmo"
    Just like...he's SO good, off the top of his head. Gotta love it

  • @wiruthewexican
    @wiruthewexican 3 года назад +2

    The interviewer's awkward reactions were what made it gold

  • @BitQuest
    @BitQuest 3 года назад +117

    Wow, Adam Sandler is really going method for his next role.

  • @agnyse
    @agnyse 3 года назад +30

    This honestly feels like I’m watching the first episode of a sitcom

  • @ollytropics1735
    @ollytropics1735 3 года назад +5

    You can't convince me this isn't Adam Sandler cosplaying

  • @Lawrencewu_
    @Lawrencewu_ 3 года назад +145

    Charlie's 100% qualified to judge pickup artists as he's made every mistake known to mankind when it comes to women

    • @bassistofheavymetal
      @bassistofheavymetal 3 года назад +1

      lmao sit down beta

    • @firefruitt
      @firefruitt 3 года назад +30

      @@bassistofheavymetal okay david

    • @mocapcow2933
      @mocapcow2933 3 года назад +9

      @@bassistofheavymetal fake Charlie fan

    • @Marcel-vz7vp
      @Marcel-vz7vp 3 года назад +6

      @@bassistofheavymetal shut up david

    • @savionday8836
      @savionday8836 3 года назад +4

      @@bassistofheavymetal go away David, no one likes you

  • @DogFlamingoXIII
    @DogFlamingoXIII 3 года назад +76

    If a guy on the street told me that I looked portable, I'd run.

    • @pastelfluff5131
      @pastelfluff5131 3 года назад +28

      You look like you could fit in the back of my van, hahaha. So how about a date?

    • @psychopompous489
      @psychopompous489 3 года назад +11

      Ergo proving your portability.

    • @iamtoxic4663
      @iamtoxic4663 3 года назад

      What does that even mean?😆

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 3 года назад +3

      Hahaha wouldn't it be funny if I crammed you inside this suitcase and then put it in the back of my car?? hahaha just kidding ofc but wouldn't that be wacky haha

    • @Rspsand07
      @Rspsand07 3 года назад +4

      @@pastelfluff5131 Roses are red,
      Violets are blue
      I have a gun
      Get in the van

  • @seeryeven
    @seeryeven 3 года назад

    Why is it every time Charlie comes out with a gem i have a mouth full of water

  • @frankocean99
    @frankocean99 3 года назад +36

    Only og’s will remember when the title was first “pick-up artist boot camps are scary.”

  • @caz3010
    @caz3010 3 года назад +36

    Careful Charlie, don't let your jealousy show. These are seduction athletes. There's no shame, but you have to be strong.

  • @mrmom2694
    @mrmom2694 3 года назад +3

    6:01 it’s like your shirts had fun and created another one, do you wanna try it and see if we can do it”

  • @CptCupcake5
    @CptCupcake5 3 года назад +38

    The Hoff twins are the protagonists to every story they are apart of.

  • @yommoM
    @yommoM 3 года назад +107

    Air is the main character and we're all just living in his world

    • @tastywatermelonhead4924
      @tastywatermelonhead4924 3 года назад +8

      Post nut clarity comment right here

    • @soundthatyoucansee123
      @soundthatyoucansee123 3 года назад +9

      Lol, Air is a textbook narcissist.

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 3 года назад +9

      I mean, he practices communication so good. He has that funny ring. He even made up a story about a tragic backstory that was both vague and narcissistic. Yes, a tragedy happened to my family, but then I wasn't allowed to talk to strangers. Please, would you kiss away my hurt?

    • @ilovetrampolining4866
      @ilovetrampolining4866 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/1XkY4nBb8hA/видео.html

    • @yommoM
      @yommoM 3 года назад +3

      @Just a very humble and honest human Cute joke

  • @mohamedsenary3959
    @mohamedsenary3959 3 года назад +9

    If i had the money i would've produced a show starring these guys

  • @breadbin4833
    @breadbin4833 3 года назад +38

    he looks like a character I would make on the sims and acts like Borat
    "MAKEOUTS? TOO SOON?" "WHO'S READY FOR MAKEOUTS?"
    i refuse to beleive this man is real

  • @Killix_Games
    @Killix_Games 3 года назад +9

    This was the best pick me up, this morning after spending all night sleeping on the lounge room floor waiting for a vet to come help my dog. Best choice of entertainment around. 👍

    • @psychopompous489
      @psychopompous489 3 года назад +2

      So that's why they're called pickup artists...

  • @orlagskapten9829
    @orlagskapten9829 3 года назад +9

    This feels like interdimensional cable

  • @sublime_6510
    @sublime_6510 3 года назад +51

    This guy is the Michael Scott of pick up artists

    • @cavemanvi
      @cavemanvi 3 года назад +1

      He looks like micheal cera

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 3 года назад

      @@cavemanvi that's what she said

    • @sublime_6510
      @sublime_6510 3 года назад

      @Just a very humble and honest human umm okay??

  • @Jewnas123
    @Jewnas123 3 года назад +93

    I'd rather be single for 10 lifetimes than spend 1 second in a "PUA training camp"

    • @PwnZombie
      @PwnZombie 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @EonTheAien
      @EonTheAien 3 года назад +4

      @Just a very humble and honest human We can already tell you've been single for 8.

    • @evantanuwidjaja8017
      @evantanuwidjaja8017 3 года назад +3

      @Just a very humble and honest human git gud at trolling

    • @kmdewhurst
      @kmdewhurst 3 года назад +1

      Glad you're living your dreams.

  • @dukesilver1189
    @dukesilver1189 3 года назад +3

    9:25 I love how Charlie is standing by, half in awe and half trying his best not to laugh

  • @rayjenkins5832
    @rayjenkins5832 3 года назад +45

    The other day on a podcast a dude called a girl from one of these "pickup artists" because the guy accidentally flashed the womans number on screen. Told her about the YT video and how she was being secretly filmed then flipped out on the "artist," it was great.

  • @OmnipotentSaiyan
    @OmnipotentSaiyan 3 года назад +88

    This dude looks like my 1st OC I drew in Middle School.

    • @-sgsdfhdhhdt
      @-sgsdfhdhhdt 3 года назад +1

      Littaraly

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 3 года назад +16

      Cerberus Eclipse Darkness / 16 / demon prince of the assassin's clan / catchphrase: "tsk." / can't feel emotions

    • @cloudnine5459
      @cloudnine5459 3 года назад +3

      😭😭

    • @GamerSisters
      @GamerSisters 3 года назад +1

      STRAIGHT UP

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 3 года назад +3

      @@errortryagainlater4240 / can use any weapon but prefers dual wield demon swords

  • @MegaManOLantern
    @MegaManOLantern 6 месяцев назад +1

    They forgot the number 1 rule to these things: make sure the actresses are paid in full before you enter the vicinity.

  • @jackpraefortis5293
    @jackpraefortis5293 3 года назад +106

    Anyone remember the meme where the guy claims his dagger is coated in a fatal poison and then licks his dagger to be intimidating before realizing it and saying "I shouldn't have done that" before dying. The mohawk guy looks just like him.

    • @hughotterson6590
      @hughotterson6590 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, The Hero Yoshiki!

    • @nightlight0x07cc
      @nightlight0x07cc 3 года назад +26

      @i Play Sometimes I thought you'd posted a link to the dagger meme :/

    • @friendist9323
      @friendist9323 3 года назад +25

      @@nightlight0x07cc you're in Charlie's comment section. Never click a link unless the person has written stuff pertaining to the comment they're replying to.

    • @jackpraefortis5293
      @jackpraefortis5293 3 года назад +1

      @@hughotterson6590 Thank you!

    • @JokeHatesItHere
      @JokeHatesItHere 3 года назад +1

      I can't find the vine 😔