Mad Jack - A Real Life World War 2 Mad Man

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @ProcrastinatingGameplay
    @ProcrastinatingGameplay 5 лет назад +4383

    American Commando "Sir were surrounded!!!"
    Mad Jack "Excellent now we can fire in all directions!!!"

    • @createmymy7851
      @createmymy7851 5 лет назад +170

      Americans : We can finish them in five minutes.
      Mad Jack and English : We can but in 4 years time.

    • @_Myrhl
      @_Myrhl 4 года назад +109

      Mad jack: *jumps the enemy with a sword and kills them*
      American commando: SIR, WE ARE SURROUNDED WITH EVERYTHING THEY HAVE
      Mad jack: really??? Thats it?!?

    • @moobear5364
      @moobear5364 4 года назад +14

      @@createmymy7851 we survived years on are own without you

    • @random_commenter6904
      @random_commenter6904 4 года назад +34

      Mad jack: hey German
      German soldier: wha-*gets shot by a arrow*

    • @mothereric8774
      @mothereric8774 4 года назад +14

      Basically the irl tf2 soldier, but british

  • @ry7hym
    @ry7hym 5 лет назад +2305

    "churchill was found on his signature bike with his longbow, firing on enemy commanders"
    well that is called an absolute madlad

    • @notcabbageman8754
      @notcabbageman8754 4 года назад +28

      r/madlads XD

    • @rexyburke8362
      @rexyburke8362 4 года назад +30

      He's called mad jack so he is mad

    • @Theshocker0045
      @Theshocker0045 4 года назад +9

      I like bows, and he makes snipers seem like handgun users when he uses(d) his bow(I am joking of course snipers can shoot from over a mile)

    • @elchuzalongo4339
      @elchuzalongo4339 4 года назад +10

      Literal Chad

    • @jamieboi188
      @jamieboi188 4 года назад

      800 likes by me

  • @kaidarell2504
    @kaidarell2504 5 лет назад +3813

    Other soldiers: *depressed during war*
    Chrurchill: *The best time on his life*

    • @Mornomgir
      @Mornomgir 5 лет назад +99

      best job i ever had

    • @levisearls360
      @levisearls360 5 лет назад +6

      lol

    • @eljorge8111
      @eljorge8111 5 лет назад +13

      Man that is so true🤣🤣 i really got motivated right now i saw this inside my head and i saw my self doing it too.

    • @marschallblucher6197
      @marschallblucher6197 5 лет назад +3

      *Insert that Fallout ad with the woman spinning happily shoot you n circles*

    • @metroplexprime9901
      @metroplexprime9901 5 лет назад +91

      Can't get PTSD when you're the trauma

  • @SpectrumSwordtails
    @SpectrumSwordtails 4 года назад +1815

    And to this day we still don't have a full length movie about this mans life. Just imagine the action and hilarity of it. It'd be a blockbuster.

    • @SeraphSeph
      @SeraphSeph 3 года назад +109

      A lot of military heroes don't have movies made about them since they seem unbelievable to a common person.

    • @human8985
      @human8985 3 года назад +33

      @@SeraphSeph then make it fiction lol

    • @Mossmuncher
      @Mossmuncher 3 года назад +14

      @@human8985 NO!

    • @benthatbirdo121
      @benthatbirdo121 3 года назад +27

      Guy: declares war
      Him: (sheathes sword) pardon?

    • @Gilgamoth
      @Gilgamoth 3 года назад +14

      @@SeraphSeph I mean there's rambo, so why stop there?

  • @MYG
    @MYG 5 лет назад +3209

    Can you imagine how pissed off soldiers would be knowing that some dude with a bow and sword killed them while they had a gun.

    • @fihdel1542
      @fihdel1542 5 лет назад +54

      V sauce here

    • @rump438
      @rump438 5 лет назад +316

      Not pissed off, confused. There's an anecdote, I cant remember which battle but I think it may have been the DDay landings, that when he was on the beach germans deliberately didn't fire at him because they thought he was sick in the head.

    • @dereks6636
      @dereks6636 5 лет назад +12

      @@rump438 really? Please try to remember I'm super curious now.

    • @rump438
      @rump438 5 лет назад +91

      @@dereks6636 I can't remember where I had heard about this since I've known about it for years but I wouldn't be surprised. Reading more about the stuff he did is nuts, most videos don't capture just how big the dudes balls were.

    • @chibi491
      @chibi491 5 лет назад +60

      This man had to be at least level 80

  • @YangKaruna
    @YangKaruna 5 лет назад +1763

    Sipping tea and rushing B, what an absolute madlad

    • @SL-bf2xm
      @SL-bf2xm 5 лет назад +17

      This comment will blow up

    • @mclovin2408
      @mclovin2408 5 лет назад +8

      Sipping tea and rushing B LMAO OH YEAH YEAH thats funny lol

    • @CatboyJerma2
      @CatboyJerma2 5 лет назад +7

      @@SL-bf2xm You're God damn right Larry!!

    • @artyomskruchersky1940
      @artyomskruchersky1940 5 лет назад +9

      Russian: I rushed here first.

    • @princey_06
      @princey_06 5 лет назад +2

      Rori Runacon what is b

  • @chronicflex2148
    @chronicflex2148 5 лет назад +548

    this man pulled a rambo trilogy all because he was bored...confidence is literally his best weapon and why has there not been a game on him yet

    • @dragon19954
      @dragon19954 5 лет назад

      Because of too many Modern Warfare and lootboxes

    • @charlieford6392
      @charlieford6392 5 лет назад +2

      Because if there was a game of him he would be so incredibly overpowered the game would continually crash!

    • @wolffire5421
      @wolffire5421 5 лет назад +1

      He’s like a Rambo saitama

    • @jagjotsingh749
      @jagjotsingh749 5 лет назад

      @@wolffire5421 true😂

  • @moc0s
    @moc0s 4 года назад +1384

    The definition of “built different”

    • @PokemonGo-pd9dd
      @PokemonGo-pd9dd 3 года назад +11

      Yes my friend

    • @johnmoore8627
      @johnmoore8627 3 года назад +1

      I just took your 69 likes

    • @alexs8629
      @alexs8629 3 года назад +5

      My friends always say I’m built different
      Probably cause I use diorite as flooring in minecraft

    • @Have_some_plasma
      @Have_some_plasma 2 года назад +6

      @@alexs8629 you aren't built different, you are built using a different measurement system with an uneven rounding to either imperial or metric systems.

    • @that_objectguy
      @that_objectguy 2 года назад

      Mental age or Autism

  • @kevinwhitfield5370
    @kevinwhitfield5370 4 года назад +484

    When Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep, someone mentioned that was because the Grim Reaper was too scared to get him when he was awake. The same must also apply to Mad Jack Churchill.

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 4 года назад +6

      could it be that they were cousins?

    • @bradrollason9843
      @bradrollason9843 3 года назад +27

      Or was he board and went to fight the reaper himself

    • @nooneinparticular5256
      @nooneinparticular5256 3 года назад +14

      Now I like to imagine the two are fencing buddies, on the other side. :)

  • @blazeofglory4053
    @blazeofglory4053 5 лет назад +1101

    Mad Jack Churchill is pretty much the embodiment of "local man refuses to die"...

    • @MrPwner911
      @MrPwner911 5 лет назад +73

      Man literally too angry to die

    • @Copur_
      @Copur_ 5 лет назад +52

      Florida man goes to war

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 4 года назад +12

      @@MrPwner911 barbarian class

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 3 года назад +9

      @@MrPwner911 MAN LITERALLY TOO BORED TO DIE

  • @napolien1310
    @napolien1310 5 лет назад +3420

    He died peacefully
    Mad Jack: " OH, COME ON "

  • @mad1478
    @mad1478 4 года назад +817

    Commander: Why did you take two trenches
    Mad jack: I thought the first trench would be lonely

  • @MichaelWarman
    @MichaelWarman 5 лет назад +297

    Post war, this guy frequently alarmed passengers on his train by getting up between stops and throwing his briefcase out of the window. It turned out that the train line ran past his house, and he was throwing his briefcase into his own back garden to avoid having to carry it from the train station.

  • @augustinbrainsabordio2732
    @augustinbrainsabordio2732 5 лет назад +3203

    When ur so good at the game that you just goof around because ur bored

    • @TATLIGTube
      @TATLIGTube 5 лет назад +65

      That is so churchill

    • @taepoopoo8309
      @taepoopoo8309 5 лет назад +10

      i ruined the 666th like

    • @beanmcnobodyson4617
      @beanmcnobodyson4617 5 лет назад +2

      Legit me in almost every stealth or free for all fighter :P

    • @bladem.d6029
      @bladem.d6029 5 лет назад +6

      * Cough cough*one punch man* cough cough*

    • @wheresmycar9676
      @wheresmycar9676 5 лет назад +4

      @@bladem.d6029 I think... Jack IS Saitama irl

  • @abigmonster8457
    @abigmonster8457 5 лет назад +1872

    Jack: Im bored.
    Germans: *sweating prefusely*

  • @legalza0843
    @legalza0843 3 года назад +238

    We all hear about the horrors of war and he’s just like
    *“Don’t stop me now, I’m havin such a good time”*

    • @oisinlynch8427
      @oisinlynch8427 2 года назад +2

      Ha ha queen reference

    • @atomicgaming2668
      @atomicgaming2668 2 года назад +3

      This is.. an underrated comment, thank you for making this gem in this comment section

  • @luccifero
    @luccifero 5 лет назад +2850

    So he basically taught us how to survive a war: by having fun.

    • @chimera916
      @chimera916 5 лет назад +143

      And a sword..

    • @Zyveo
      @Zyveo 5 лет назад +108

      @@chimera916 diamond sword

    • @human8985
      @human8985 5 лет назад +42

      Lol I’d do backflips while on a motorcycle with a claymore on the motorcycle

    • @poopyemoneoboy918
      @poopyemoneoboy918 5 лет назад +37

      If you ain't havin fun... you ain't living...

    • @sugarpapaelmo2004
      @sugarpapaelmo2004 5 лет назад +9

      And Learned bagpipes

  • @JackalSniperSnipez
    @JackalSniperSnipez 5 лет назад +2276

    Imagine being asked how you got a scar and replying “I was too lazy to run away from a machine gun”

  • @patrickmartin3322
    @patrickmartin3322 5 лет назад +1637

    Someone needs to make a movie about this man.

    • @Blank-jf5wp
      @Blank-jf5wp 5 лет назад +142

      honestly that movie would have to be 3-5 hours long, god damn i would watch every second of it.

    • @rungeon83
      @rungeon83 5 лет назад +69

      Had he been american, there'd have been 100 films all easy more overblown than the last lol. I'm happy as an English man not to over dramatise real world events. History is like Chinese whispers when it comes to accuracy from word of mouth.

    • @ntydy
      @ntydy 5 лет назад +28

      His story is so over the top... That no-one would believe if you say it's a true story !

    • @duskyracer8800
      @duskyracer8800 5 лет назад +18

      There's one about his cousin. Its called Hacksaw ridge.

    • @extinctor1241
      @extinctor1241 5 лет назад +3

      SAD GAMES that’s the point of a movie

  • @theangrydweller1002
    @theangrydweller1002 4 года назад +219

    German solder: I just shot you in the neck
    Churchill: tis but a scratch

  • @challengesawake7788
    @challengesawake7788 5 лет назад +3083

    *him: on the bagpipes
    Germans: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @g.p3468
    @g.p3468 4 года назад +1397

    Imagine if him being put on the pacific front with a longsword, he would have the chance to fight a japanese officer with katana.

    • @drhypno6317
      @drhypno6317 3 года назад +171

      Ah that would have been badass

    • @brynharp5900
      @brynharp5900 3 года назад +219

      Japanese officer: why can I here boss battle music

    • @christianmunoz6847
      @christianmunoz6847 3 года назад +54

      The way he truly wanted to die.

    • @memegod6750
      @memegod6750 3 года назад +56

      I would pay to see that

    • @decaytred9500
      @decaytred9500 3 года назад +83

      The worst/greatest opponent the Japanese would ever encounter

  • @somedude4087
    @somedude4087 5 лет назад +2869

    Never bring a knife to a gunfight
    Churchil: Hold my beer

    • @harithbennet1100
      @harithbennet1100 5 лет назад +75

      Unsheathes GIGANTIC SWORD

    • @Charely1925
      @Charely1925 5 лет назад +120

      "That's not a knife."
      pulls out claymore
      "Now this is a knife."

    • @butcher95l809
      @butcher95l809 5 лет назад +39

      more like: Hold my rifle

    • @maythefool9904
      @maythefool9904 5 лет назад +51

      Everyone: You can't bring a knife to a gun fight!
      Churchil: It's a sword, not a knife, so I'm good.

    • @jjjuniorcltfc
      @jjjuniorcltfc 5 лет назад +3

      *cigar

  • @Master_Yoda1990
    @Master_Yoda1990 4 года назад +166

    Mad Jack is suddenly my favorite historical figure. They need to make a movie about him.

  • @springbiscuits3049
    @springbiscuits3049 5 лет назад +2801

    *WWII ends*
    Mad Jack: Bruh

  • @justanotherguywithaperm4269
    @justanotherguywithaperm4269 5 лет назад +2988

    imagine ur a German soldier and you see a british dude riding towards you in a motorcycle with a bow
    \

  • @endlessazure2142
    @endlessazure2142 5 лет назад +2385

    He was the player.. others were merely NPCs

    • @rahz1435
      @rahz1435 5 лет назад +39

      LOL IM WEAK

    • @NicholasJScott
      @NicholasJScott 5 лет назад +33

      That is true. Example me in far cry 5, everyone using guns, me using a shovel

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 5 лет назад +7

      I can find no better words to describe this...

    • @no-xf2kp
      @no-xf2kp 5 лет назад +4

      999th like

    • @holdthetruthhostage
      @holdthetruthhostage 5 лет назад +6

      The sad part is that why isn't this story playable

  • @wrench-o-matic6900
    @wrench-o-matic6900 4 года назад +870

    Mad Jack when the Japanese surrendered:
    Ill never forgive the japanese

    • @alb4471
      @alb4471 3 года назад +60

      Mad Jack: Whatever happened to their honor!?!?

    • @Zoroislostagaian
      @Zoroislostagaian 3 года назад +20

      Jojo's reference !!!!!

    • @jett5252
      @jett5252 3 года назад +9

      Japanese: *surrender*
      Mad jack: bruh wtf america

    • @soyjackz
      @soyjackz 3 года назад +3

      "I'll never forgive the japanese!" -Joseph Fricking Joestar, 1984.

  • @jolynekujobackfromprison744
    @jolynekujobackfromprison744 5 лет назад +838

    Japan: surrenders
    Mad Jack: "I will never forgive the Japanese!!"

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 5 лет назад +8719

    *_Archery 100_*
    *_One-handed 100_*

  • @ray_collins
    @ray_collins 5 лет назад +260

    Can we get a Mad Jack video game? Bootcamp tutorial (in the rain with an umbrella), motorcycle archery, good ol' WWII combat, sneak out of prison, bagpipe minigame, etc. I'd play it.

    • @ismaelsantos5378
      @ismaelsantos5378 5 лет назад +5

      Or at least allow us to do all that on Battlefield :P

    • @swimzgaming8711
      @swimzgaming8711 5 лет назад +2

      Raymond Collins we should have that kind of game. Mad

    • @incredibilisman2909
      @incredibilisman2909 5 лет назад

      Sounds sorta retro

    • @vblack172
      @vblack172 5 лет назад

      Uncle Goongalar fr tho, kinda like some bad licensed PS2 game

  • @mactmane9249
    @mactmane9249 3 года назад +39

    This man deserves a Movie. A Video Game. A series. And Action Figures. He was literally the Main Protagonist. Like.... who TF rides a motorcycle with a bow and arrow into gun fire. I love this guy.

  • @jedediahhopkins6051
    @jedediahhopkins6051 5 лет назад +747

    I feel like this whole video could be summed up by “Churchill grew bored”

    • @loganfast5967
      @loganfast5967 5 лет назад +8

      Or "Churchill wanted blood"

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 5 лет назад +7

      To be fair TV was in its early days, radio was shite and he was a soldier without a war. Wouldn't you be bored? He's remembered while other officers don't even get a mention, it's quite the legacy

    • @moisesremusmajan6225
      @moisesremusmajan6225 5 лет назад +1

      @@tangerinepaint3643 He scaped his captivity and die of old age.

    • @marshallboice6871
      @marshallboice6871 5 лет назад

      The Germans just chilling when all of a sudden"oh fuch Churchill is bored again!"

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 5 лет назад

      @@moisesremusmajan6225: Twice And he brought back 42 German captives. 21:1 - that's a neat K/D (or more Capture/get Captured) rate...

  • @MrDodgeNDive
    @MrDodgeNDive 5 лет назад +701

    Main quest: sneak back to friendly lines
    Mad Jack: goes to do all the capture side quests
    This explains it... he's over-levelled for the storyline of WW2

    • @thesouphour8426
      @thesouphour8426 5 лет назад +1

      Why are here so many likes but no replies

    • @jaycarranza7819
      @jaycarranza7819 5 лет назад +6

      He was waiting for ww3

    • @gradesam6306
      @gradesam6306 5 лет назад +5

      Seems like one of the devs got careless and overbuffed him

    • @hr473
      @hr473 4 года назад

      xD

    • @hanchen4721
      @hanchen4721 4 года назад +2

      @@gradesam6306 and added too much luck

  • @shrook4209
    @shrook4209 5 лет назад +429

    My man wasn't scared of being taken prisoner by the Germans, he was bored.

  • @Bambuskus505
    @Bambuskus505 4 года назад +36

    "Was mad jack crazy or just insanely brave?"
    Any man who charges into battle with a smile on his face is crazy and should be treated as such

  • @CoughE
    @CoughE 5 лет назад +5479

    What a mad lad

  • @mercsan117
    @mercsan117 5 лет назад +463

    Imagine being shot at by a medium machine gun and deciding "its much easier to kill this dude than to get tired running" in the current year.

    • @daveboy2000
      @daveboy2000 5 лет назад +16

      I mean, the dude has a point..

    • @mercsan117
      @mercsan117 5 лет назад

      @@SoapaHolicc I would...

    • @mercsan117
      @mercsan117 5 лет назад

      @@Exarhadsgfds And that is quite fine by me.

    • @luvfreedom1470
      @luvfreedom1470 5 лет назад +7

      Uh I don't see that happening considering this current generation gets PTSD when their favorite comic book characters die in a movie.

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад

      Thats true

  • @definedparadox
    @definedparadox 5 лет назад +490

    Bro imagine Mad Jack has a Child and nobody knows.
    WWIII comes along.
    Those familiar bagpipes are heard in the distance.
    As a man runs down the battleground with a rusty claymore,

  • @Demonetized-And-Depressed
    @Demonetized-And-Depressed 3 года назад +95

    Mad Jack is the human embodiment of “When the doom music kicks in”

  • @JamMaster984
    @JamMaster984 5 лет назад +526

    How many enemies have you killed?
    Mad Jack: yes

  • @meiyanlaforme9721
    @meiyanlaforme9721 5 лет назад +359

    Any one: we are going to war
    Churchill: hummm. I have nothing to do this Saturday why not

  • @Korrupted_dust
    @Korrupted_dust 5 лет назад +381

    Xx_mAdJ4_XX Has been reported for cheating.

  • @Max-jc9eo
    @Max-jc9eo 3 года назад +25

    This takes bringing a knife to a gunfight to a whole another level

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 5 лет назад +487

    Jack didn't die. He killed Death and took his job

    • @darraarljod8911
      @darraarljod8911 4 года назад +14

      He then proceeded to end the Germans and had opt out reincarnation clauses on his contract because he is waiting for WWIII

    • @rockstarsofspeed4008
      @rockstarsofspeed4008 4 года назад +1

      🏁🏁🏁🤣

    • @jacksteele97
      @jacksteele97 4 года назад +2

      yes
      he did

    • @mroofity6594
      @mroofity6594 4 года назад +4

      Jack Steele sir, I’m afraid that you have a case of “joke blindness.”

    • @monarchistemu6054
      @monarchistemu6054 4 года назад

      Now Iran's gonna start hearing boss music.

  • @crimsondagger7620
    @crimsondagger7620 5 лет назад +388

    they say there's a fine line between insane and brave, this guy IS that line

    • @hp2084
      @hp2084 5 лет назад +8

      yeah try firing an english longbow from a motocycle while riding a it in the rough country side and then we will see how much fact there are how much is propaganda in this story.

    • @redDL89
      @redDL89 5 лет назад +5

      @@hp2084 Actually that animated tidbit was a bit misleading. Notice that the narrator said he was riding on a motorcycle with the bow and arrows slung on his back; the narrator never said that he was shooting arrows at the enemy while speeding on the motorcycle.

    • @hp2084
      @hp2084 5 лет назад

      @@redDL89 LOL. Just try even doing that with a 6feet long longbow and its arrows.

    • @ArnoldSig
      @ArnoldSig 5 лет назад +1

      @@hp2084 Try riding a motorcycle while a longbow on your back? Sure I'm sure there are harder tasks than that...

    • @hp2084
      @hp2084 5 лет назад

      @@ArnoldSig Absolutely thats the reason I am asking a simpler task to be done.

  • @Zooneeland
    @Zooneeland 5 лет назад +691

    "Mad Jack" *Needs* a movie .

  • @ayiza8511
    @ayiza8511 Год назад +36

    how does this man not have a movie? Hollywood makes movies about every little thing. This story basically writes its self

  • @nathanperez9596
    @nathanperez9596 4 года назад +868

    "JACK RUN THEIR MACHINE GUNMAN IS AIMING RIGHT AT YOU!"
    "Five more minutes..."

  • @tasha3757
    @tasha3757 4 года назад +585

    He wasn't insane and I don't think "incredibly brave" would do him justice either. This man was a *BADASS!*

    • @fast6232
      @fast6232 4 года назад +10

      Yup. That’s just a real badass man.

    • @fast6232
      @fast6232 4 года назад +1

      Rowan Melton NO

    • @brick4353
      @brick4353 3 года назад +12

      there is a fine line between bravery and insanity. many people carefully tread apon this line, like it is a titerope. Jack, on the other hand, used a pogo-stick, and did a backflip.

    • @therealArchmageTeslar
      @therealArchmageTeslar 3 года назад +2

      A true madlad

    • @sonariantutorials2438
      @sonariantutorials2438 2 года назад +2

      Maybe a little insane

  • @Masiso_
    @Masiso_ 4 года назад +2414

    Germans: We have you surrounded 100 to 1!
    Mad Jack: I like those odds.

    • @drman8613
      @drman8613 4 года назад +67

      Masiso *takes out claymore and long bow*

    • @warpstarrogue3554
      @warpstarrogue3554 4 года назад +54

      He doesn’t just like the odds, he lives for those moments

    • @holala13
      @holala13 4 года назад +14

      Churchill’s bow and sword don’t have durability

    • @dragonaura1987
      @dragonaura1987 4 года назад +9

      Mad Jack: It’s barely fair!

    • @MannyBrum
      @MannyBrum 4 года назад +7

      Mad Jack: Well, then it will be a fair fight! *draws sword*

  • @BOG0690
    @BOG0690 3 года назад +70

    Mad Jack was also quoted: "Any man who goes into battle without his sword isn't a real man"

    • @ricraftz76
      @ricraftz76 2 года назад +11

      Incorrectly,he was talking about officers,and he said that they were improperly dressed

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 лет назад +548

    *_So Mad Jack is actually Samurai Jack in real life. Seems legit._*

  • @arcadion448
    @arcadion448 4 года назад +1577

    Military: Comfort is for sissies.
    Mad Jack: Shooting guns at your enemies is for sissies.
    Military: ...

  • @roflryan1
    @roflryan1 5 лет назад +490

    Sergeant: Swords and bows have no place in modern warfare!
    Mad Jack: Who decided that!?

    • @devinchandler4112
      @devinchandler4112 5 лет назад +14

      the response should be:
      HOLD MY BAGPIPES

    • @noplsb7141
      @noplsb7141 5 лет назад +19

      literally escanor

    • @confection7615
      @confection7615 4 года назад +8

      My Sword has no effect on you? Who decided that?

    • @jude.9544
      @jude.9544 4 года назад +3

      *DIVINE CLAYMORE MAD JACK*

    • @richiethais8442
      @richiethais8442 4 года назад

      nopls b I was gonna say that

  • @kots2198
    @kots2198 3 года назад +56

    Imagine hearing the stories from the man himself as your grandfather

    • @stevencooper4422
      @stevencooper4422 Год назад +2

      I bet his grandkids thought he was lying at first 😂

  • @ItsR1pp3r
    @ItsR1pp3r 5 лет назад +730

    "Because it's raining sir"
    He's not wrong though

  • @gracz516
    @gracz516 5 лет назад +602

    Select difficulty:
    *easy
    *medium
    *hard
    *impossible
    *mad jack

    • @Kitrite
      @Kitrite 5 лет назад +9

      Select Difficulty:
      *easy
      *medium
      *hard
      *impossible
      *physical impossible
      *mad jack

    • @thedooonty123
      @thedooonty123 5 лет назад +1

      Battlefield 1 remake 2019 difficulty list

    • @insertnamehere9842
      @insertnamehere9842 5 лет назад +4

      Hmm... I CHOOSE
      I choose easy because I’m a coward

    • @mythicalumut6174
      @mythicalumut6174 5 лет назад

      I choose mad jack so i can die

    • @eggbois6957
      @eggbois6957 5 лет назад

      Mad jack

  • @ParanormalEncyclopedia
    @ParanormalEncyclopedia 5 лет назад +657

    Well they said Arthur would return in Englands darkest hour....

    • @gravitykat714
      @gravitykat714 5 лет назад +48

      Paranormal Encyclopedia Mad jack is definitely King Arthur’s reincarnation.

    • @Uncle_Hargle
      @Uncle_Hargle 5 лет назад +4

      Arthur Morgan or the Arthur from England?

    • @TheScottelias
      @TheScottelias 5 лет назад

      Uncle Hargle Arthur was Welsh not English

    • @thedooter7977
      @thedooter7977 5 лет назад +1

      Wales is a part of the UK so does that even matter?

    • @TheScottelias
      @TheScottelias 5 лет назад

      Cornered YT yea because it’s not England

  • @briangraves5519
    @briangraves5519 3 года назад +27

    What boggles me is how he was able to move the way he did on the battlefield whilst dragging around such a set of huevos!

  • @Peter_Turbo4
    @Peter_Turbo4 5 лет назад +1545

    Hi I'm Jack, and this is Jackass

  • @bocowan9106
    @bocowan9106 5 лет назад +5074

    Why on God’s green earth is there not a movie about this man?!?

    • @pegmay7209
      @pegmay7209 5 лет назад +488

      Because if they had made one before today, Hollywood would have made him into a typical muscle-headed “Saving Private Ryan” cutout.
      Now if we get one in the next few years, they might get his “Deadpool-like” snark/insanity right.

    • @mk_gamíng0609
      @mk_gamíng0609 5 лет назад +181

      A , Hollywood would moist likely Americanize him and he would lose his flair

    • @rahulmaurya3886
      @rahulmaurya3886 5 лет назад +88

      It would be tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to make a movie on a fella with a sword in a war.

    • @lordchungusthe3rd703
      @lordchungusthe3rd703 5 лет назад +9

      Bo Cowan I agreed

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 5 лет назад +10

      Because he was just doing his job ;)

  • @MasadhaGaming
    @MasadhaGaming 5 лет назад +259

    This man innovated a respawn game system before video games even exist.

  • @ryancurry2080
    @ryancurry2080 4 года назад +26

    Britian: *does nothing in the beginning of the war*
    mad jack: *hold on, this whole operation was your idea*

  • @ifyousubtomeyouwillgainabs6072
    @ifyousubtomeyouwillgainabs6072 5 лет назад +2482

    The correct term is madlad.

  • @vend3ttaverano778
    @vend3ttaverano778 5 лет назад +774

    "Modern problems require modern solutions"
    Mad Jack: "hold my beer"
    *snipes people with arrows while people shoot at him*
    Survival 100 Toughness 100

    • @MrJerppu
      @MrJerppu 5 лет назад +20

      *AIM 100*

    • @shark5toothij149
      @shark5toothij149 5 лет назад +11

      There are 3 different memes in this XD

    • @artyomskruchersky1940
      @artyomskruchersky1940 5 лет назад +5

      That's how Mad Jack works.

    • @paint0772
      @paint0772 5 лет назад +1

      neither are stats in the elder scrolls 5, where the meme orginated.

    • @gracz516
      @gracz516 5 лет назад +1

      Destruction 100

  • @brieason
    @brieason 5 лет назад +937

    Mad Jack: Im bored
    His Brain: Wanna go do anything a normal person would do if they’re bored?
    Mad Jack: Nah
    His Brain: Wanna go fight in a war with only a long bow and sword?
    Mad Jack: Heck yeah

  • @justarobloxnoob2678
    @justarobloxnoob2678 4 года назад +36

    German: *focus to war*
    The war: *sound of bagpipes*
    The germans: *chuckles* i'm in danger

  • @leebrandonlawrence829
    @leebrandonlawrence829 5 лет назад +237

    You know..
    I think mad jack churchill blood and DNA is inside of all the Snakes in Metal Gear Solid.
    War is in their blood.

    • @variastudios301
      @variastudios301 5 лет назад +3

      Shoulda called him jack the ripper

    • @chezmix64
      @chezmix64 5 лет назад

      Hes literally the real life Big Boss

  • @bobbymumford
    @bobbymumford 5 лет назад +420

    I used to be a German like you. Then I took an arrow to the heart

    • @captaintoad-ef6zt
      @captaintoad-ef6zt 5 лет назад +4

      Haha! Forgot the game but I remember the refrence.

  • @thespookster6687
    @thespookster6687 5 лет назад +494

    Most troops: I joined the army for my country
    Mad jack : I was bored

  • @benevonixx6271
    @benevonixx6271 2 года назад +11

    "Any officer who goes into action without a sword is improperly dressed"
    *Welp, found my new favorite quote.*

  • @yurichan6557
    @yurichan6557 5 лет назад +258

    *Churchild is started pack*
    - Helmet level 2
    - Vest level 3
    - Arrow 64
    - Bow with power level 5
    - *DIAMOND SWORD*

  • @adriennekaio4980
    @adriennekaio4980 4 года назад +259

    So, to survive a war, you have to have fun, have a sword, and live happily in your own lunacy and comfort.

  • @meiyanlaforme9721
    @meiyanlaforme9721 5 лет назад +789

    The war is ending
    Everyone: yay
    Mad jack:really. Are you kidding

    • @thomasmurrell9832
      @thomasmurrell9832 5 лет назад +22

      WWII: *Ends*
      Jack: Am I a joke to you?

    • @monicameggison6736
      @monicameggison6736 5 лет назад +4

      they really should've sent him to the middle east😂😂

    • @Clavey
      @Clavey 5 лет назад +5

      *WWII* - Ends
      *MAD Jack* - Say sike right now

    • @Percy.MP3
      @Percy.MP3 5 лет назад

      Mad jack:*shoots himself*

  • @walmartkermit607
    @walmartkermit607 3 года назад +39

    Soldier: They have enough guns to blot out the sun sir!
    Mad Jack: Good, we'll have some shade to fight under

  • @Kumquat_Lord
    @Kumquat_Lord 4 года назад +887

    You're forgetting when during his civilian life, he was known for throwing his briefcase out the window of a train he was on into his yard because he didn't want to carry it all the way home

  • @flamegator3251
    @flamegator3251 5 лет назад +909

    He wasn't crazy or brave, he was just bored.

    • @unculturedswine5583
      @unculturedswine5583 5 лет назад +19

      he was all of those things
      and actually seems like a chill guy lol
      of course with probably some real issues

    • @hameedasabeer2761
      @hameedasabeer2761 5 лет назад +12

      Sifath Monzur he’s chill coz he’s Chur”chill”
      Imma leave now

    • @GermanicHispanic
      @GermanicHispanic 5 лет назад +2

      Hahaha i find this story amazing.

    • @km5405
      @km5405 5 лет назад +4

      don't underestimated what a bored man can do.

    • @billybobbles5611
      @billybobbles5611 5 лет назад

      same reason why I licked the sample vigorously in a dissection

  • @fthirtyfivemr
    @fthirtyfivemr 5 лет назад +381

    The video had to be nearly 13 minutes long to accommodate this man’s massive balls.

  • @seanlepley1474
    @seanlepley1474 3 года назад +6

    This guy was an insane maniac...this was the craziest story ive ever heard...even hollywood COULDN'T make a movie that would rival MAD JACK'S REAL LIFE...R.I.P. Jack..you definitely deserve it

  • @vojtacze1181
    @vojtacze1181 5 лет назад +884

    -Mad Jack has join the battle
    - Germany has left the battle

  • @Sebastian-yq2mu
    @Sebastian-yq2mu 5 лет назад +1724

    Germans: Is that a ?... who the fu-
    *Mad Jack charging with a sword*

    • @byrus9022
      @byrus9022 5 лет назад +23

      DEMOMAN!

    • @supergalaxy3723
      @supergalaxy3723 5 лет назад +4

      Sebastian this made me laugh so much I know it will not make much others but I hardly ever laugh on RUclips OR ON A computer at all

    • @BILLIARDman2000
      @BILLIARDman2000 5 лет назад +2

      the funny part is tht i read this comment b4 finishing the video thinking it was a joke lol

    • @stanleyb.medallo8090
      @stanleyb.medallo8090 5 лет назад +2

      They would be like:
      Dang it bruder, get ze a flamenwenzer. DAVAI!! 🤣🤣😂

    • @byrus9022
      @byrus9022 5 лет назад +1

      @Pooits bird )POOTISPENSERHERE!

  • @alimohammad1934
    @alimohammad1934 5 лет назад +435

    When a medieval warrior find him self in modern warfare.

  • @craggle_8498
    @craggle_8498 4 года назад +31

    "was Mad Jack truly crazy or insanly brave"
    Me: Both

  • @LetsTakeWalk
    @LetsTakeWalk 5 лет назад +4381

    Japan did not surrender because of the atom bombs, they surrendered because they heard Mad Jack coming.

    • @lastmanstanding5423
      @lastmanstanding5423 5 лет назад +246

      there's no shame in surrendering to Mad Jack...

    • @archardor3392
      @archardor3392 5 лет назад +70

      @@lastmanstanding5423 In actuality, the did not surrender because of the bombs, they surrendered because of the russian invasion in Mandjuria.

    • @rheinmetall777
      @rheinmetall777 5 лет назад +65

      Archardor they surrendered because of both. The threat of the oncoming Russians and the massive impact of the bombs on their industrial industry was too much to overcome.

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 5 лет назад +14

      You know ... the whole 100k people dying a painful death might have something to do with it. Maybe I don't know. They also almost didn't surrender due to the coo that took place.

    • @smokedeeza5492
      @smokedeeza5492 5 лет назад +14

      @@archardor3392 Actually they surrendered pre-nuke drop and we didn't get it and dropped it anyways. They was going to surrender because 1. Russia and, USA was converging on Manchuria before the bomb drop. Because 2. They actually bombed the US with faulty flea bombs that killed a mayor or his pregnant wife which prompted the nuke response. 3. Unit 731 members survived and wasn't all executed as the U.S. bought their documents from them and gave them a slap on the wrist for 25% of the actual 75% they was supposed to get but the scientist burned most of the notes and documents.

  • @ashadieeyahsultana1062
    @ashadieeyahsultana1062 5 лет назад +211

    Corporal: Alright if we sneak slowly we might be able to get back to friendly lines before dawn.
    Mad Jack: Or......we could capture all the Germans.

  • @921tensazangetsu
    @921tensazangetsu 5 лет назад +335

    Question: Was Mad Jack Churchill actually crazy?
    Answer: No sir He was Batshit Insane

  • @Gigaknight1
    @Gigaknight1 3 года назад +4

    Always love videos about Mad Jack, one of the few I watch over and over again

  • @memegumin
    @memegumin 5 лет назад +775

    *Mad Jack has been reported for hacking*

  • @suprafatadecontact
    @suprafatadecontact 5 лет назад +196

    The line between madness and braveness is so thin, that it can be crossed very easily

    • @KyanbuXM
      @KyanbuXM 5 лет назад +24

      And this man was playing double Dutch with it.

    • @Vlugazoide
      @Vlugazoide 5 лет назад +14

      He did crossed it, a thousand times. He built a house in the line mate.

    • @eldrenofthemist2492
      @eldrenofthemist2492 5 лет назад +8

      Some people Flip a coin and fall on ether side. But he all ways gets that fine edge of fate with his coin toss.

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 5 лет назад

      i think he cut it to ribbons

  • @realvalt
    @realvalt 5 лет назад +1273

    this the type of dude to shoot you and then teabag you when you're dead

    • @santosmartinez5061
      @santosmartinez5061 5 лет назад +33

      valt I think you meant to say “shank you with a sword”

    • @SiIverMouse
      @SiIverMouse 5 лет назад

      Spit on you

    • @djokealtena2538
      @djokealtena2538 5 лет назад +7

      Please that would be beneath him. He is a gentleman after all. I however can see him murdering you lot over poorly made tea.

    • @allloren7277
      @allloren7277 5 лет назад

      Mad jack is the man boys dream to be ‼️

    • @sammyhorrocks2764
      @sammyhorrocks2764 5 лет назад

      valt what if his sword is still up?

  • @Arkteckx
    @Arkteckx 3 года назад +6

    One of my favorites man. Your narration brings this story to life. Keep on it. :)

  • @RadiationRaft
    @RadiationRaft 4 года назад +361

    His teammates : Time to end the war
    MadJack : wait that's illegal

  • @TheOwlMan8850
    @TheOwlMan8850 5 лет назад +227

    This is a man that lived by pure willpower. There was nothing able to stop him

  • @starrymarch
    @starrymarch 5 лет назад +1304

    This dude's gaming chair must be really good, if he's using melee weapons and bows only. I'll 1v1 that noob.

  • @Farrah300
    @Farrah300 Год назад +3

    I loved Mad Jack Churchill's answer to his commanding officer when asked why he had that umbrella. "Because it's raining, Sir." That was in my opinion a fine mixture of honesty, and being a smarty pants🤣

  • @Liam.stojan
    @Liam.stojan 5 лет назад +331

    He was definitely both crazy and heroic

  • @tehgamingdude2087
    @tehgamingdude2087 5 лет назад +107

    imagine you're digging a trench tryna get a tactical advantage and some dude walks up to you with a giant sword and just tells you to put your hands up.

  • @yada4444
    @yada4444 5 лет назад +689

    I swear if Churchill comes back alive for WWIII to fight.