Behole, Blunder!!!

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @KajtekBeary
    @KajtekBeary 2 года назад +4116

    The "0 mistakes, 0 blunders, 0 missed wins" made me laugh hard xD

    • @Crystal_Bull
      @Crystal_Bull 2 года назад +461

      Exactly what? Like how was the Queen g8 not a blunder? There was no getting that material back in that position without a blunder back?

    • @kwayke9
      @kwayke9 2 года назад +271

      Inb4 3 brilliant moves

    • @stineberg8795
      @stineberg8795 2 года назад +226

      Yeh, I think we need a take 2 of this mission seeing as there weren’t actually any blunders.

    • @berkleyhuffman48
      @berkleyhuffman48 2 года назад +549

      @@Crystal_Bull *blunders queen* "book move"

    • @mayurisonar9370
      @mayurisonar9370 2 года назад +10

      what is outro?

  • @HartyBiker
    @HartyBiker 2 года назад +2509

    I love how you say blundering every peice seems disrespectful to the 100 rated players and then the 100 rated player goes and blunders pretty much all of his peices.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 2 года назад +149

      Actually these games themselves are very disrespectful to the 100 rated players in the first place. That is the whole point, that he badly handicaps himself since they're no match for him otherwise.

    • @Rum-Runner
      @Rum-Runner 2 года назад +3

      Yes, it’s acculturation. Very disrespectful. Bigoted even.

    • @wombat4191
      @wombat4191 2 года назад +40

      Yeah the opponent was way better at this challenge than simp.

    • @skinnymemegod856
      @skinnymemegod856 Год назад

      @@medexamtoolscom can i hold your spider?

    • @bagofcoolness
      @bagofcoolness Год назад +1

      i was 100 and played like a 250, i guess all the others were too good

  • @dennisysj8868
    @dennisysj8868 2 года назад +2163

    If ever again, when a similar ending occurs you can say
    "Task failed successfully"

    • @swaryplays6445
      @swaryplays6445 2 года назад +44

      prob mission failed successfully but yeah nice one

    • @rianphillips389
      @rianphillips389 2 года назад +27

      it is more of a task succeeded unsuccesfully

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 2 года назад +6

      @@swaryplays6445 tbh you make more sense

    • @SpectroliteDS2400
      @SpectroliteDS2400 2 года назад +17

      Fission Mailed

    • @talkingme
      @talkingme 2 года назад +6

      More like "mission not accomplished" or "mission unsuccessful"

  • @TedCruzisthezodiac
    @TedCruzisthezodiac 2 года назад +1538

    It's the exact kind of end you would expect from two 100 rated players.

    • @hassanalihusseini1717
      @hassanalihusseini1717 2 года назад +5

      I thought may be was on the same challenge....

    • @Catalysten
      @Catalysten 2 года назад +39

      @@hassanalihusseini1717 in that case, he was more efficient at blundering his pieces than Simp!

    • @arturoz6547
      @arturoz6547 2 года назад +1

      @@hassanalihusseini1717 isnt a girl? :0

    • @madison8322
      @madison8322 Год назад

      Nope, he got 0 mistakes 0 blunders 0 missed wins LOL

  • @SittingOnEdgeman
    @SittingOnEdgeman 2 года назад +580

    "that blunders a lot of things" is my favorite phrase now

  • @erikmesi27
    @erikmesi27 2 года назад +206

    It seems that your opponent was taking the same challenge that you

  • @sweetyespop1235
    @sweetyespop1235 2 года назад +1224

    As a 200 rated player, I only blunder HALF of my pieces every game 😌

    • @craigisapunk
      @craigisapunk 2 года назад +97

      To blunder only a quarter of your pieces do you need to double again to 400 rated or just 300? I guess what I'm asking is is the relationship between rating and blundering linear or exponential?

    • @vnXun
      @vnXun 2 года назад +51

      @@craigisapunk I think you will blunder one third of your pieces as a 300 rated and one fourth as a 400 rated

    • @groundedgaming
      @groundedgaming 2 года назад +34

      Wow, those 3000 ELOs are crazy!

    • @HartyBiker
      @HartyBiker 2 года назад +87

      @@groundedgaming yeah those guys blunder their opponent's pieces instead.

    • @mike_dft1267
      @mike_dft1267 2 года назад +6

      (and pawns)

  • @Opeoluwa_Jolaawo
    @Opeoluwa_Jolaawo 2 года назад +651

    "Eating another woman always sounds very tempting"
    - Chess simp

    • @jazzbay3469
      @jazzbay3469 2 года назад +20

      Ayo- Sus 🤨📸

    • @PrincessFelicie
      @PrincessFelicie 2 года назад +71

      Lesbian wisdom, tbh

    • @albertlau867
      @albertlau867 2 года назад +50

      In Chinese chess, we say "eat" a piece in chinese, so i guess he/she is asian.

    • @Haze01Smash
      @Haze01Smash 2 года назад +21

      @@albertlau867 yep, Vietnamese.

    • @kingyodah5415
      @kingyodah5415 2 года назад +49

      - that player was very strong, how did you manage to win?
      - i ate his woman
      - .. you wat

  • @Haze01Smash
    @Haze01Smash 2 года назад +308

    2:07 to 2:20 seems like white wanted his bishop to permanently prevent queen-side castling instead of just temporarily.

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 2 года назад +73

      Yeah a 2800 gameplay by a 100 rated player

    • @noobiamyes4853
      @noobiamyes4853 2 года назад +8

      Also in this game sacrificing a bishop to prevent queen side is dum

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 2 года назад +4

      I didn't even know this was a thing. Along with magical sniping of pawns with pawns behind them. Weirdness.

    • @videoms1271
      @videoms1271 Год назад

      @@ChaoticNeutralMatt en passant (funny french move) is a thing because old chess had pawns only move 1 square, but to make the game faster they made the opening 2

  • @flipflopsforlife3105
    @flipflopsforlife3105 2 года назад +250

    He’s so legit he even possibly blundered the title

  • @brandonlondono5632
    @brandonlondono5632 2 года назад +460

    This is pretty easy, I do it multiple times every game

  • @marcusmeira5594
    @marcusmeira5594 2 года назад +71

    "That blunders a lot of things over here" had me dying

  • @whatisreality9808
    @whatisreality9808 2 года назад +58

    The quick "wtf what's that" made me laugh out loud lmao

  • @stelondee493
    @stelondee493 2 года назад +36

    "that blunders a lot of things over here" madr my day

  • @lauziyi5728
    @lauziyi5728 2 года назад +39

    When someone pointed out that there are no Blunders is truly a “Task failed Successfully” moment

  • @JustAGamerFan
    @JustAGamerFan 2 года назад +52

    Could use a "That blunders the mission" for days like these, lol

  • @glennhamilton-smith3799
    @glennhamilton-smith3799 2 года назад +85

    "I solemnly swear that this guy is not a paid actor" damn near killed me. Never before has Simp had to make that declaration. Absolutely phenomenal, my sides are in orbit

  • @GTwinn
    @GTwinn 2 года назад +266

    Chess, but you must win with scholar’s mate and if it doesnt succeed you must resign and find someone new, and the video doesn’t end until you win with scholar’s mate

    • @shanmukhag2349
      @shanmukhag2349 2 года назад +11

      Do this

    • @alexmijo
      @alexmijo 2 года назад +1

      Thirded

    • @jjrulez1596
      @jjrulez1596 2 года назад +12

      i would say that or fools mate just incase he gets black

    • @softwarelivre2389
      @softwarelivre2389 2 года назад +6

      @@jjrulez1596 fools mate is just too hard because you need the opponent to play 2 specific pawn pushes, but on scholar's mate you can do it on many opponent moves

    • @YTazu0
      @YTazu0 Год назад

      I’ve done this if your 800 or lower this is a “easy” challenge

  • @kurtreznor
    @kurtreznor 2 года назад +10

    Well, you managed to blunder the challenge without losing it. Good job.

  • @akoskormendi9711
    @akoskormendi9711 2 года назад +20

    2:18 I love the reaction lol

  • @Zenith-zb8op
    @Zenith-zb8op 2 года назад +12

    For one where the challenge is neither failed nor successful, maybe “O…K… then…” before the outro starts

  • @legendgames128
    @legendgames128 2 года назад +3

    "That blunders a lot of things"
    *wheeeeze*

  • @dragonofspades2837
    @dragonofspades2837 2 года назад

    ngl, the red "???" reaction on the suggestion at the start of this video has me losing it lmaooo, not even the discord chat was prepared

  • @DodgeThatAttack
    @DodgeThatAttack 2 года назад +6

    "this challenge is disrespectful to 100 rated players"
    100 rated player: _so anyway, i started blundering_

  • @Person01234
    @Person01234 2 года назад +3

    "blunder every piece. Sounds like a total disrespect to the 100 player"
    100 player: proceeds to blunder every piece one by one and complete the challenge.

  • @karllesignton7649
    @karllesignton7649 2 года назад +2

    2:25 wow!! What the fuck was that omg I am dying right now 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SovietLegacy
    @SovietLegacy Год назад +1

    Not only did you blunder your pieces, you blundered the mission.

  • @theblockydragon9708
    @theblockydragon9708 Год назад +1

    Chess but ever 30 seconds on the timer you have to blunder your best piece that can blunder.

  • @TheMattrking
    @TheMattrking 2 года назад +5

    I remember my last “B-hole Blunder” vividly.

  • @baynana-d
    @baynana-d 2 года назад

    1:10 LOL ok after watching like 10 of these I'm now hooked after what you said there...

  • @gioviii8634
    @gioviii8634 2 года назад +6

    Chess, but you have to blunder the same piece at least twice

  • @adambyte256
    @adambyte256 2 года назад

    "That blunders a lot of things over here." lmao 🤣

  • @gxspike9952
    @gxspike9952 Год назад +1

    He just blundered his video

  • @michaelwinter742
    @michaelwinter742 2 года назад +4

    Chess, but you’re playing the move you’d play if you were the other guy - but using your pieces instead of theirs.

  • @ryang5441
    @ryang5441 2 года назад

    “That blunders a lot of pieces over here”

  • @bluelinkteejet1529
    @bluelinkteejet1529 2 года назад +2

    I love how these videos are always posted early in the morning and their pretty funny

  • @saoirigi6478
    @saoirigi6478 Год назад

    "That blunders a lot of things over here" Rofl

  • @Benny_Blue
    @Benny_Blue 2 года назад +3

    This feels like it’d be the perfect challenge for the “Westing Game” strategy - sacrifice your Queen to get your opponent to open their defenses, but instead, open your defenses and sacrifice your Queen to get the opponent’s Queen to threaten as many pieces as possible.

  • @nomirrors3552
    @nomirrors3552 2 года назад +4

    When the Chess Simp faces someone who is trying to accomplish the exact same challenge he is doing....

  • @amazingalexander4259
    @amazingalexander4259 2 года назад +1

    "mission failed, we'll get 'em next time"

  • @hexretro8112
    @hexretro8112 Год назад

    failing a mission and the video not ending is a fission mailed.

  • @noticeme6412
    @noticeme6412 2 года назад +1

    the 0 blunders 0 mistakes 0 missed wins in the results made me wheeze

  • @MapsaiLiv
    @MapsaiLiv 2 года назад +1

    2:19 Oh God, couldn't breathe for several minutes 🤣

  • @n1t_
    @n1t_ 2 года назад +1

    This video was the truly feeling you empty.....

  • @redeye4516
    @redeye4516 2 года назад +11

    I have an idea. Kinda took inspiration from another guy and simplified it a little.
    You have to play chess against one of the 100 rated AI. Mark down all moves you make in order. Play these moves in the exact order as before against a player.
    You will really look like a 100 rated with this one.

    • @crowreligion
      @crowreligion 2 года назад

      Fun fact : there is no 100 rated bots lol (minimum 250 for bots)
      Also, the chances of completing this challenge is almost impossible because of so many illegal moves, moving a piece that have been captured, noving something else when in check, etc

  • @filodipicori
    @filodipicori 2 года назад +1

    "100 Rated Chess, but your opponent is playing the challenge too"

  • @kwayke9
    @kwayke9 2 года назад

    No blunders, mistakes or missed wins. Stockfish, what are you on, brilliant juice?

  • @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555
    @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 Год назад +1

    0,0,0 really got me 💀

  • @YourFunkiness
    @YourFunkiness 2 года назад

    Chess but if you do too well your opponent quits in frustration.

  • @sinceretuitt1865
    @sinceretuitt1865 8 месяцев назад

    Oh, looks like your opponent is doing the same challenge

  • @icecream5125
    @icecream5125 Год назад +1

    Piece so bishop is grouped together

  • @Guessyyyy6270
    @Guessyyyy6270 Год назад +1

    “Behole”

  • @gigabytemon
    @gigabytemon 2 года назад +1

    Man's out here blundering his video, this is so meta

  • @tttITA10
    @tttITA10 2 года назад +1

    "Eating another woman always seems very tempting" WHAT.

  • @darkira2129
    @darkira2129 2 года назад +2

    wait, in Xomu video (the music) there's a person saying that the music is perfect for 100 rated chess, so this is truly the 100% 100 rated chess experience.

  • @jiivai500
    @jiivai500 2 года назад

    This was the perfect moment for “Mission WHAT THE F-“

  • @Haze01Smash
    @Haze01Smash 2 года назад +1

    Chess, but the first piece the opponent blunders is immortal. If not challenging enough, add: the first pawn the opponent blunders is also immortal.

  • @Maniac-007
    @Maniac-007 2 года назад

    mission failed, we'll get em next time

  • @syeblaize
    @syeblaize 2 года назад

    My favorite version of chess is the chess where you're trying to play just badly enough that you keep the game running as long as possible while still winning.

  • @mikebaker2436
    @mikebaker2436 8 месяцев назад

    Plot twist: They are both doing the same challenge.

  • @AlGhostZX
    @AlGhostZX 2 года назад

    it seems your opponent was also doing the challenge

  • @Nguyenzander
    @Nguyenzander 2 года назад +4

    “Eating another woman is always tempting”
    -Chess Simp

  • @bo2f
    @bo2f 2 года назад +1

    No WTF and no Mission Accomplished. I'd call it a stalemate

  • @ancient7716
    @ancient7716 2 года назад

    Your opponent basically accomplished the challenge

  • @spencer4679
    @spencer4679 Год назад

    He has made me watch that anime scene at the end so many times, does anyone else notice how on her first jump sideways there's like nothing pushing her. It looks like she just bounces up and the then gets pushed sideways by a gust of wind

  • @incoralium9211
    @incoralium9211 2 года назад

    Ho yeah, the "hundred requiem experience".

  • @byronnelson9551
    @byronnelson9551 2 года назад

    This feels like the video's equivalent of a zugzwang, or maybe GBJ.

  • @BWeManX
    @BWeManX Год назад

    He knows how to stop castling!
    ....yes, by physically blocking it with a bishop in melee combat.

  • @smippycis6285
    @smippycis6285 2 года назад

    no mission accomplish etc, You even blundered the challenge huh.

  • @jakubstraka6309
    @jakubstraka6309 2 года назад +1

    You need to repeat this challenge until it will be successful

  • @Gamesaucer
    @Gamesaucer 2 года назад

    Chess but the colour of the destination square for your moves must keep alternating.

  • @asimpleguy5299
    @asimpleguy5299 2 года назад

    You know they are good when the start considering if opponent will rage quit or not.

  • @lodewijkentrop2337
    @lodewijkentrop2337 2 года назад

    If you not succeed your mission before the game is over, you have to start another game.

  • @xavimll7873
    @xavimll7873 2 года назад

    Chess: but you can only kill right after or right before he kills a piece of yours

  • @ironnatepup
    @ironnatepup 2 года назад

    "0 mistakes, 0 blunders, 0 missed wins"
    hmMM

  • @Brandon-bl8ko
    @Brandon-bl8ko 2 года назад

    i loved how he kept referring to the opponent as guy lol

  • @neon_o7
    @neon_o7 2 года назад

    Chess but berserker mode: you can't checkmate until the opponent has only the king left

  • @solomonsgamingchannel367
    @solomonsgamingchannel367 Год назад

    "I solemnly swear that this guy is NOT a paid actor." -- Simp, literally every video.

  • @coolskeletondude5902
    @coolskeletondude5902 2 года назад

    "What the mission accomplished-"

  • @Cappybara33
    @Cappybara33 2 года назад +1

    Is the video title an Elden Ring reference, or has that game simply poisoned my mind beyond all hope?

  • @inn_ens
    @inn_ens 2 года назад

    Mission failed successfully.

  • @solanceDarkMOW
    @solanceDarkMOW 2 года назад

    What kind of situation is this?
    You won, but you also lost... I'd call that a Failmate

  • @ajayjoel
    @ajayjoel 2 года назад +1

    1:10
    " I mean eating another woman always sounds very tempting"
    no way no one heard it like I did-

  • @caioroberto4110
    @caioroberto4110 2 года назад

    He was doing the challeng too

  • @nighthorder6542
    @nighthorder6542 2 года назад +1

    Could this be a blunder? therefore Praise the time limit!

  • @cormachughes3171
    @cormachughes3171 2 года назад

    This is my favourite challenge so far

  • @dbass4973
    @dbass4973 2 года назад

    that is some pretty elaborate chess shitposting, almost as good as the london system videos

  • @okubi0
    @okubi0 2 года назад

    I will ensign the ending as the Blinovitch effect

  • @HalIOfFamer
    @HalIOfFamer 2 года назад

    dude this guy played like me when I was starting out, trying to just force his pieces onto your side to create preasure, but he had no understanding of how those pieces actualy work

  • @rishabhmittal1240
    @rishabhmittal1240 Год назад

    Should've done another game in this scenario.

  • @andrei3873
    @andrei3873 2 года назад

    Opponent be doing the same challenge

  • @edkopik
    @edkopik 2 года назад

    he was also doing the blunder every piece challenge

  • @hq3473
    @hq3473 2 года назад

    Гроб?
    "С вами МАСТЕР ФИДЕ, Максим Омариев."

  • @kristofferv
    @kristofferv 2 года назад

    Chess, but you have to blunder 3 queens

  • @wizardo1012
    @wizardo1012 2 года назад +1

    It’s a stalemate come on XD
    Neither a win nor a loss: stalemate

  • @raifegeozay687
    @raifegeozay687 2 года назад +1

    if you capture a piece(not pawn) right after your opponent blunders(according to stockfish) , the video blunders(according to stockfish)

  • @auprotectorstory3230
    @auprotectorstory3230 2 года назад

    Stockfish:He is a 𝙂 𝙍 𝘼 𝙉 𝘿 𝙈 𝘼 𝙎 𝙏 𝙀 𝙍

  • @jeanhuntervega3579
    @jeanhuntervega3579 2 года назад

    This is just an ordinary game for me

  • @Doscoorn
    @Doscoorn 2 года назад

    the game wont let you blunder your king though

  • @algorithm1607
    @algorithm1607 2 года назад

    Chess, but you must adhere to the doctrines of the most recently moved bishop (your pieces and pawns can only move to its square color)