I love how you say blundering every peice seems disrespectful to the 100 rated players and then the 100 rated player goes and blunders pretty much all of his peices.
Actually these games themselves are very disrespectful to the 100 rated players in the first place. That is the whole point, that he badly handicaps himself since they're no match for him otherwise.
To blunder only a quarter of your pieces do you need to double again to 400 rated or just 300? I guess what I'm asking is is the relationship between rating and blundering linear or exponential?
@@ChaoticNeutralMatt en passant (funny french move) is a thing because old chess had pawns only move 1 square, but to make the game faster they made the opening 2
"I solemnly swear that this guy is not a paid actor" damn near killed me. Never before has Simp had to make that declaration. Absolutely phenomenal, my sides are in orbit
Chess, but you must win with scholar’s mate and if it doesnt succeed you must resign and find someone new, and the video doesn’t end until you win with scholar’s mate
@@jjrulez1596 fools mate is just too hard because you need the opponent to play 2 specific pawn pushes, but on scholar's mate you can do it on many opponent moves
"blunder every piece. Sounds like a total disrespect to the 100 player" 100 player: proceeds to blunder every piece one by one and complete the challenge.
This feels like it’d be the perfect challenge for the “Westing Game” strategy - sacrifice your Queen to get your opponent to open their defenses, but instead, open your defenses and sacrifice your Queen to get the opponent’s Queen to threaten as many pieces as possible.
I have an idea. Kinda took inspiration from another guy and simplified it a little. You have to play chess against one of the 100 rated AI. Mark down all moves you make in order. Play these moves in the exact order as before against a player. You will really look like a 100 rated with this one.
Fun fact : there is no 100 rated bots lol (minimum 250 for bots) Also, the chances of completing this challenge is almost impossible because of so many illegal moves, moving a piece that have been captured, noving something else when in check, etc
wait, in Xomu video (the music) there's a person saying that the music is perfect for 100 rated chess, so this is truly the 100% 100 rated chess experience.
My favorite version of chess is the chess where you're trying to play just badly enough that you keep the game running as long as possible while still winning.
He has made me watch that anime scene at the end so many times, does anyone else notice how on her first jump sideways there's like nothing pushing her. It looks like she just bounces up and the then gets pushed sideways by a gust of wind
dude this guy played like me when I was starting out, trying to just force his pieces onto your side to create preasure, but he had no understanding of how those pieces actualy work
The "0 mistakes, 0 blunders, 0 missed wins" made me laugh hard xD
Exactly what? Like how was the Queen g8 not a blunder? There was no getting that material back in that position without a blunder back?
Inb4 3 brilliant moves
Yeh, I think we need a take 2 of this mission seeing as there weren’t actually any blunders.
@@Crystal_Bull *blunders queen* "book move"
what is outro?
I love how you say blundering every peice seems disrespectful to the 100 rated players and then the 100 rated player goes and blunders pretty much all of his peices.
Actually these games themselves are very disrespectful to the 100 rated players in the first place. That is the whole point, that he badly handicaps himself since they're no match for him otherwise.
Yes, it’s acculturation. Very disrespectful. Bigoted even.
Yeah the opponent was way better at this challenge than simp.
@@medexamtoolscom can i hold your spider?
i was 100 and played like a 250, i guess all the others were too good
If ever again, when a similar ending occurs you can say
"Task failed successfully"
prob mission failed successfully but yeah nice one
it is more of a task succeeded unsuccesfully
@@swaryplays6445 tbh you make more sense
Fission Mailed
More like "mission not accomplished" or "mission unsuccessful"
It's the exact kind of end you would expect from two 100 rated players.
I thought may be was on the same challenge....
@@hassanalihusseini1717 in that case, he was more efficient at blundering his pieces than Simp!
@@hassanalihusseini1717 isnt a girl? :0
Nope, he got 0 mistakes 0 blunders 0 missed wins LOL
"that blunders a lot of things" is my favorite phrase now
It seems that your opponent was taking the same challenge that you
Accurate
As a 200 rated player, I only blunder HALF of my pieces every game 😌
To blunder only a quarter of your pieces do you need to double again to 400 rated or just 300? I guess what I'm asking is is the relationship between rating and blundering linear or exponential?
@@craigisapunk I think you will blunder one third of your pieces as a 300 rated and one fourth as a 400 rated
Wow, those 3000 ELOs are crazy!
@@groundedgaming yeah those guys blunder their opponent's pieces instead.
(and pawns)
"Eating another woman always sounds very tempting"
- Chess simp
Ayo- Sus 🤨📸
Lesbian wisdom, tbh
In Chinese chess, we say "eat" a piece in chinese, so i guess he/she is asian.
@@albertlau867 yep, Vietnamese.
- that player was very strong, how did you manage to win?
- i ate his woman
- .. you wat
2:07 to 2:20 seems like white wanted his bishop to permanently prevent queen-side castling instead of just temporarily.
Yeah a 2800 gameplay by a 100 rated player
Also in this game sacrificing a bishop to prevent queen side is dum
I didn't even know this was a thing. Along with magical sniping of pawns with pawns behind them. Weirdness.
@@ChaoticNeutralMatt en passant (funny french move) is a thing because old chess had pawns only move 1 square, but to make the game faster they made the opening 2
He’s so legit he even possibly blundered the title
This is pretty easy, I do it multiple times every game
This was a guy??
"That blunders a lot of things over here" had me dying
The quick "wtf what's that" made me laugh out loud lmao
"that blunders a lot of things over here" madr my day
When someone pointed out that there are no Blunders is truly a “Task failed Successfully” moment
Could use a "That blunders the mission" for days like these, lol
"I solemnly swear that this guy is not a paid actor" damn near killed me. Never before has Simp had to make that declaration. Absolutely phenomenal, my sides are in orbit
he did once
so funny reading this in hindsight given it's basically a catchphrase now
Chess, but you must win with scholar’s mate and if it doesnt succeed you must resign and find someone new, and the video doesn’t end until you win with scholar’s mate
Do this
Thirded
i would say that or fools mate just incase he gets black
@@jjrulez1596 fools mate is just too hard because you need the opponent to play 2 specific pawn pushes, but on scholar's mate you can do it on many opponent moves
I’ve done this if your 800 or lower this is a “easy” challenge
Well, you managed to blunder the challenge without losing it. Good job.
2:18 I love the reaction lol
For one where the challenge is neither failed nor successful, maybe “O…K… then…” before the outro starts
"That blunders a lot of things"
*wheeeeze*
ngl, the red "???" reaction on the suggestion at the start of this video has me losing it lmaooo, not even the discord chat was prepared
"this challenge is disrespectful to 100 rated players"
100 rated player: _so anyway, i started blundering_
"blunder every piece. Sounds like a total disrespect to the 100 player"
100 player: proceeds to blunder every piece one by one and complete the challenge.
2:25 wow!! What the fuck was that omg I am dying right now 🤣🤣🤣
Not only did you blunder your pieces, you blundered the mission.
Chess but ever 30 seconds on the timer you have to blunder your best piece that can blunder.
I remember my last “B-hole Blunder” vividly.
1:10 LOL ok after watching like 10 of these I'm now hooked after what you said there...
Chess, but you have to blunder the same piece at least twice
"That blunders a lot of things over here." lmao 🤣
He just blundered his video
Chess, but you’re playing the move you’d play if you were the other guy - but using your pieces instead of theirs.
You're a genius
*capture*
“That blunders a lot of pieces over here”
I love how these videos are always posted early in the morning and their pretty funny
"That blunders a lot of things over here" Rofl
This feels like it’d be the perfect challenge for the “Westing Game” strategy - sacrifice your Queen to get your opponent to open their defenses, but instead, open your defenses and sacrifice your Queen to get the opponent’s Queen to threaten as many pieces as possible.
When the Chess Simp faces someone who is trying to accomplish the exact same challenge he is doing....
"mission failed, we'll get 'em next time"
failing a mission and the video not ending is a fission mailed.
the 0 blunders 0 mistakes 0 missed wins in the results made me wheeze
2:19 Oh God, couldn't breathe for several minutes 🤣
This video was the truly feeling you empty.....
I have an idea. Kinda took inspiration from another guy and simplified it a little.
You have to play chess against one of the 100 rated AI. Mark down all moves you make in order. Play these moves in the exact order as before against a player.
You will really look like a 100 rated with this one.
Fun fact : there is no 100 rated bots lol (minimum 250 for bots)
Also, the chances of completing this challenge is almost impossible because of so many illegal moves, moving a piece that have been captured, noving something else when in check, etc
"100 Rated Chess, but your opponent is playing the challenge too"
No blunders, mistakes or missed wins. Stockfish, what are you on, brilliant juice?
0,0,0 really got me 💀
Chess but if you do too well your opponent quits in frustration.
Oh, looks like your opponent is doing the same challenge
Piece so bishop is grouped together
“Behole”
Man's out here blundering his video, this is so meta
"Eating another woman always seems very tempting" WHAT.
wait, in Xomu video (the music) there's a person saying that the music is perfect for 100 rated chess, so this is truly the 100% 100 rated chess experience.
This was the perfect moment for “Mission WHAT THE F-“
Chess, but the first piece the opponent blunders is immortal. If not challenging enough, add: the first pawn the opponent blunders is also immortal.
mission failed, we'll get em next time
My favorite version of chess is the chess where you're trying to play just badly enough that you keep the game running as long as possible while still winning.
Plot twist: They are both doing the same challenge.
it seems your opponent was also doing the challenge
“Eating another woman is always tempting”
-Chess Simp
No WTF and no Mission Accomplished. I'd call it a stalemate
Your opponent basically accomplished the challenge
He has made me watch that anime scene at the end so many times, does anyone else notice how on her first jump sideways there's like nothing pushing her. It looks like she just bounces up and the then gets pushed sideways by a gust of wind
Ho yeah, the "hundred requiem experience".
This feels like the video's equivalent of a zugzwang, or maybe GBJ.
He knows how to stop castling!
....yes, by physically blocking it with a bishop in melee combat.
no mission accomplish etc, You even blundered the challenge huh.
You need to repeat this challenge until it will be successful
Chess but the colour of the destination square for your moves must keep alternating.
You know they are good when the start considering if opponent will rage quit or not.
If you not succeed your mission before the game is over, you have to start another game.
Chess: but you can only kill right after or right before he kills a piece of yours
"0 mistakes, 0 blunders, 0 missed wins"
hmMM
i loved how he kept referring to the opponent as guy lol
Chess but berserker mode: you can't checkmate until the opponent has only the king left
"I solemnly swear that this guy is NOT a paid actor." -- Simp, literally every video.
"What the mission accomplished-"
Is the video title an Elden Ring reference, or has that game simply poisoned my mind beyond all hope?
Mission failed successfully.
What kind of situation is this?
You won, but you also lost... I'd call that a Failmate
1:10
" I mean eating another woman always sounds very tempting"
no way no one heard it like I did-
He was doing the challeng too
Could this be a blunder? therefore Praise the time limit!
This is my favourite challenge so far
that is some pretty elaborate chess shitposting, almost as good as the london system videos
I will ensign the ending as the Blinovitch effect
dude this guy played like me when I was starting out, trying to just force his pieces onto your side to create preasure, but he had no understanding of how those pieces actualy work
Should've done another game in this scenario.
Opponent be doing the same challenge
he was also doing the blunder every piece challenge
Гроб?
"С вами МАСТЕР ФИДЕ, Максим Омариев."
Chess, but you have to blunder 3 queens
It’s a stalemate come on XD
Neither a win nor a loss: stalemate
if you capture a piece(not pawn) right after your opponent blunders(according to stockfish) , the video blunders(according to stockfish)
Stockfish:He is a 𝙂 𝙍 𝘼 𝙉 𝘿 𝙈 𝘼 𝙎 𝙏 𝙀 𝙍
This is just an ordinary game for me
the game wont let you blunder your king though
Chess, but you must adhere to the doctrines of the most recently moved bishop (your pieces and pawns can only move to its square color)