I Can't - Saturday Night Live
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- Опубликовано: 28 фев 2015
- Three coworkers (Bobby Moynihan, Dakota Johnson, Cecily Strong) just can't even when it comes to their coworker Margo (Aidy Bryant) and her two broken arms.
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2:35 “Margo just do this”
Dakota’s delivery was perfect lol
I know right! I’m surprised that not enough people are talking about that. She killed this sketch ahahah
I think the laugh/smile when she says it makes it.
She actually broke character and that was her save.
Definitely the best part of this sketch and it was a great one! When he calls the spider annoying I laughed out loud too.
Totally. The sense of authenticity she brings to the character creeps me out. Like, I feel like I WAS bullied by her. Brava! Oscar.
"I'm freezing." *fans herself*
+Nikki Towers
HAHAHAHA I noticed that too. Funny how the subconscious mind works.
I sometimes instinctively blow on ice cream before eating it.
I found myself using my hand to shade my eyes from the sun...only realizing I was already wearing sunglasses.🕶
you should get better sunglasses
GerikDT yes! Me too
"I'm trying to can, but literally can't" will be my forever status from now on.
"Margo. Just do this."
My sister talks like this. Help me.
Lolol.
Fiona H. so funny😂😂😂😂
"Omygod, Fiona..you're like..so dramatic. I mean, what do we care that your sister, who we do't even know, does that? Like whateffs, girl, that's literally your excuse for like everything now. Like, I'm not doing this today, have you ever thought about anyone other than yourself, omigosh, like wow, I só can't right now."
Sorry, just had to do that. On a serious note, I feel sorry for you Fiona, I'd go bazerk if my sister did that. Best of luck.
Widdekuu91 😂 Thank you
I'm from South Africa. And I know a girl like that too. She just wont shut up
Live from the buzzfeed offices
Accurate
Like I can't even
Zoe Cole LMFAO HAHAHAHAH
Zoe Cole brilliance
Wow. Yes. Like.....
"there is no God, there can't be" - perfectly delivered and hilarious
I know honey. Not a benevolent one at least.
God loves you. I promise.
@@skael1258 that was a little condescending lol. I'm just quoting the video
But for real though you can only have so much “FAITH”
Alan Turbocharged I like how people think they know the answers.
So much basic in one sketch
LORD? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO ANGER YOU?
like from the perspective of living in america during the trump administration, amirite guys???
@@justlookntosmashomeleenosc3242 no your not right. Stfu and stop talking about Trump
this is what people in my class sound like, like literally
That's like annoying.
Derpster like, totally, like I cannot even with those kind of people. Like, I can't. (😂)
you sound so dramatic. I can't even with you, literally.
no they just sound exactly like most people sound today when they talk about, literally, anything
This is ligit literally like, so like, literally ligit
I can't even laugh. It's literally too accurate.
I feel like I need to dislike this purely on principle
Yuh, I can't even...
I know, I can’t
Literally.
@@duckie4655 It's literally impossible to can. I can't.
Aidy's delivery is insanely good, it makes her line funnier 😭
"Shattered from pits to wrists " that had me🤣🤣
That is one of the most accurate and least exaggerated portrayals of ANY ONE in SNL history!
Literally.
John Smith I literally can't even tell you how hard I'm laughing right now.
+Lexi Gallagher I literally think you could explain it.
Don’t even
i can't even
OMG Margo you broke both of your arms for attention like 100 years ago and it's literally your excuse for everything.
It's been six days
True though. People fake allergies and emotional problems so often now that when a person has an actual ailment, many don't take them seriously. (I still think thst line in the sketch is funny though. :)
@@blakes5827 my little sister was playing tag with her friends oje of her friends claimed she had asthma but did nit know what an inhaler was and it killed my sister mood for playing she was just out of breath or shape
@@blakes5827 I don't know anyone who does this, but if someone's faking an emotional problem, I tend to wonder if that's a sign they have a different, legitimate emotional problem that leads them to resort to that behavior.
Please do note: a lot of very real disabilities are invisible, including many physical disabilities too. These disabilities can be just as impairing as visible ones and sometimes, even more impactful. For example, I was born with two balance disorders and a genetic connective tissue disorder. I am able to walk, but I get room-spinning vertigo or general disorientation sometimes and nobody can physically see another person's dizziness, so people still judge me and bully me, when I need to sit in the disabled section or take an elevator up one story, just because I am young and look healthy. I also dislocate my joints often and am in constant pain from the laxity of my connective tissues.
@@hectorarredondo6929 I thought it killed your sister
Dakota was so natural that I almost forgot it’s a skit. She’s literally talented.
I literally can't even count how many people do this. I see it like a million times a day.
"Literally" has become the new "Like".
Definitely, absolutely, literally, completely. Everything's an absurd extreme to the spoiled millenials.
Basically
525Lines Boomers calling Millenials spoiled is rich.
Mad TV used to have a really funny "Literally" skit.
OMG that is like literally the most unreal thing I have ever heard in my life ever literally like.
Like, I can't even. The keyboard is like, galaxies away from my hands that I can't even fini
this deserves more likes, like literally.
@@ignaciogutierrez9376 But the like button is literally 1,000 miles away. I'm not moving my thumbs all that way when you can't even. Ugh!
Who can even? It's literally impossible to can. I can't.
Omg I can’t even this is so funny but the like button is literally so hard to press I can’t even press it 😩😩 I cannot evennnn
I'M TRYING SO HARD TO CAN! 😂😂😂
"I literally can not, both of my arms are broken, you know this" I laughed so hard😂😂
Cecily Strong nails it every time. I love her.
I want to find this funny, but it's just too real. I know these people, and I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
+meg1719 seriously, margos are everywhere
+meg1719 Yeah, this is quite usual in the workforce. I couldn't find it funny as well.
And the three c-oworkers as well.
I really dislike this one aswell
You’re being just as dramatic as those morons we all hated watching because they’re too real. As well.
"I hate it, its annoying, just go like this, It's driving me crazy, just go like this" My fave part the way he says it.
I literally can't stop watching this over and over again. Like, I tried but I can't... even.
If those were my coworkers, I would've left the window open on purpose, every day.
trnhope05 Yeah, but then you'd gave to listen to their brain-melting whining.
N. Zhiv I've got headphones.
trnhope05
I had a roommate like this once.. 🙄 Literally.
Me too
The word 'co-worker' implies two good things. I would say 'spoiled space inhabitors in the area where others do the work'
Aidy is adorable
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@Fatema Jahan I know right? It's such a double standard, too- every time you see Kenan in a video, people are like 'he looks so good with weight loss' when he is still overweight (not that there's an issue with that, just pointing out the ridiculous double standard), and nobody says a peep about Bobby's weight, while any time anyone so much as dares to compliment Aidy on ANYTHING, some jackass like the one above feels inexplicably compelled to jump in and point out that she's fat. Like somehow the complimenter doesn't have functioning eyes and is just able to see that she is a talented actress who, yes, has a pretty face DESPITE her weight. For fuck's sake, the two are not mutually exclusive concepts 🙄
@Dr. Loomis I sincerely hope you feel better about yourself and your flaws now that you've inserted yourself into a situation SOLELY to shame a woman who is more valuable to society than you ever will be. Your life must be deeply and profoundly sad if you have the time to scroll through RUclips comments just to try and negate a compliment given to a pretty, talented actress who happens to be fat. As I said before, the two (fat and pretty) are not mutually exclusive concepts. In case you had difficulty with sixth grade science, let me help you out here- one's PHYSICAL LOOKS are HEREDITARY, i.e. there from birth and unchanging. One's WEIGHT is acquired, i.e. forms over a period of time and is capable of change. Therefore, we draw the conclusion that, astonishingly, it IS ACTUALLY POSSIBLE to be both fat AND attractive. Or, to use your crude terminology (chosen I can only assume to try and sound more intelligent than you clearly are), it is SCIENTIFICALLY possible to be both adorable AND 'morbidly obese'.
Go spend your time on something actually productive instead of being a toxic waste of space. Maybe read a book (I would recommend a biology textbook).
@Dr. Loomis Wow, big talk coming from a guy too scared to show his real face. Obviously you're not going to read it, or anything else that disagrees with you. It's just as well, I doubt you're intelligent enough to understand even a quarter of it anyway, given your pathetically predictable response.
Cheers right back at you (and I bet that pisses you off more than you hoped it would 'trigger' me 😂).
I actually can't with how accurate this is
😂😂😂😂 I can't... like literally..
"Who CANeven, its literally impossible to can. I cant" lol
"YOU CAN even. " - white girl life coach.
White girl: OK. 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12... OMG! I can even! I LITERALLY CAN EVEN!"
I love is
Leslie Jones👊😂inner white girl Reese Witherspoon skit
“It’s literally impossible to can ,I can’t”
This line like literally made me laugh 😆
this sounds like the kind of thing 14 year olds would come up with in drama class and i love it
I hate when people say "I can't even".
I can't even when people say I cant even
SAME
Those people are "odd".
I know right! I can't even...
I mean I can't even.... > .
Wow, who needs enemies when you have these people in your life.
"I'm trying to CAN, but I literally CAN'T."
Aidy Bryant's characters are always me, always. But this one really hits the nail on the head.
this is literately the funniest snl sketch everr. I've been like literary laughing for like a thousand years
+Kadlin Snowwolf I know! I've watched millions of other skits and this one is literally the funniest.
+QRS3C273 I love it so much I literally can't even.
Kadlin Snowwolf can you not like I literally can't take this exaggeration like I swear you exaggerate a million times a day and I can't even anymore
Sameeee
Did the spider survive the fall?
"Stank breath Margo" hahaha DEAD 😂
Everyone in Brooklyn is literally just like this
Steven Turner And LA. It has infected the entire country.
Steven Turner boi don't even try it
The first cutaway to Aidy always FLOORS me. 😂😂😂
Dakota is amazing in this. I can't even.
Kardashians dialect.
bible
@@thandoreviews8886 such an underrated comment!
@@thandoreviews8886 i see what you did there😂😂
That's exactly what I was thinking...
"Dear lord what have i done to anger you" i've been asking this myself a lot lately 😑
"It's literally impossible to can. I can't." My whole life. 😂
Margo, just do this lmao 😂😂😂
Young Infamous My family constantly imitates this, just too funny how nonchalant they are!!! 😂😂😂
Literally the most accurate SNL sketch ever. I can't even right now.
Not one person is working
"I'm trying to can but literally can't " ROFL
What have I done to anger you LMAO
This is literally how Californians act in the winter
Not all of us but I'm surrounded by these people! 😧 literally 😖
Not me. I love the winter! Hate the summer.
As a former central Colorado resident who regularly ran into Cali folks at many of our local ski resorts, I fully endorse this comment.
@@kegsofvomitspit Another central Colorado dude? I can’t even!
I'm Peruvian but it's probably how I act in my light winter too
2:26 " KILL IT, KILL EET!! MOTHER EFFER! xD 🕷
Literally one of the best sketches ever, I can't even.........
"All my equations are coming out odd, because I've lost the ability to even." -Former US Marine Max Uriarte
Omg this is literally the best
Why was she even at work? How productive can you be with two broken arms? I literally just can't.
I can even it literally one the most funny sketches, literally been laughing at this for a millennium
"Can you nudge my lunch closer, I have been struggling to reach it for an hour."
It literally wasnt even on her desk five seconds ago lol.
Poor Margo, I often feel like her and everyone else in the sketch is my family...
I think you mean "me and my family."
+Taylor Bailey (Tay Tay) Aw, that's really saddening :c It's awful your family is so shitty.
***** yep
+Amelia Kadinger what's even funnier is that +Lila Paige is wrong XD It would be "my family and me." Even though that still wouldn't make sense, considering the point of the sentence. Chin up, Taylor!
Thank you to everyone but Lila for actually caring about my comment. I didn't expect anyone to notice it actually haha
I'm literally dying of laughter right now
the fact that dakota is wearing sandals lol
"I stage dived at karaoke and nobody caught me!" She's like literally my spirit animal.
I CAN'T NOT EEEVENNNNN!!!!
I'm so glad this skit is bringing light to people who can't seem to use the word literally in its right context. I literally can't stand that.
you just said literally in the wrong context too lol
@UncleJohn72 - from mw:
"Literally every modern dictionary includes a definition for the metaphoric or intensifying sense of the word literally."
www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/misuse-of-literally
yeah, I know it sucks, but you have to face facts and move on. They won. "Literally" no longer means "literally." It's not even worth arguing over any longer.
I saw what you did there and it wasn't the least bit predictable.
i hate this sketch just because it makes me hate people.
I can't even with this sketch.
Baby Aidy kills it again! :)
Oh my gosh every one on SNL is literally so dramatic, like I can't even they're probably only on TV for the attention, like literally
Bella Jones lolz
I knowwwww like I litterally cant
Bella Jones ouch, that was rude...
NOBODY TELL HIM!!!!!
Bella Jones they’re trying too hard. It’s annoying
DAKOTA JOHNSON HAHAAAHHAHHAHHAHAH SHES THE BEST I CANT SHES ACTUALLY QUITE FUNNY
"Literally" nowadays is either used wrong or unnecessarily. I cant even.
The sad thing is, I'm almost 50 and I literally talk like this all the time.
OMG that's literally crazy
+Anon NC I cannot even !
+Elizabeth Culver Edwards Yeah, that's messed up
I love lil baby aidy! Come to Scotland snl please!
"I can't..."
*we are NOT walking 100 miles to your desk when you can’t even close a window that’s literally killing us*
That's what I say when I'm laughing hysterically and my ribs are hurting
Hey Dakota Johnson is pretty funny. I'm not gonna watch 50 Shades of Grey but I hope to see her in other films.
aeris44 Me either, that movie is so immoral and sick. This world I swear....
JuxtaGenesis Did I ever state the reason why I don't wanna watch it? Or are you assuming? Jumped the boat there too soon buddy. (I'm assuming your post was sarcastic. If not, then my bad. If so, I stand by what I say)
Cuz honestly it just doesn't appeal to me. The book was mediocrely written. Plain and simple.
aeris44
Nah you're good. I wasn't being sarcastic, that really is my opinion of it. I don't judge people though, they can do what they want.
aeris44 wow you talk just like those bitches
hiso123 ksila You must love that book and film.
Original 100 layers challenge lmao
snl showing real life situations !! finally!
This is literally too funny I literally can't even describe it!
How the world sees everyone born in the 2000's. haha!
akumalx9 Nope, this is the Millennials not Generation Z.
This is how louie ck views every white person under 25 hahaha
Listen 'vato', criticism on RUclips is vast and hyperbolic. Just like my retort to your 'criticism'. Your 'criticism' was just you trying to put someone down. You could have easily said nothing because its RUclips. No one cares. But you made a conscious decision try and put me down lol.
Kevin Mystic Mac Lee I’m laughing so hard at this overreaction. Also now this makes me sad because Louis C.K. is another Hollywood predator 😭
Rose C ya
Mabsss33 Vato is racist
"Margo, just do that"- killing me verytime :D
I totally Stan for this sketch. Cecily is literally everything.
Remove "Literally", "Seriously", "Random" & OMG from the current lexicon and you're left with mute texter-drones.
Oh my frick! I can't even with the accuracy in this clip about my generation. Literally how we talk.
Like, whatever!
Omg I know right! This was like on point! Literally! I can't even with SNL!
Speak for yourself. Who's "we"? Most people who talk like this are Americans and particularly, teenagers.
Quite sad...
Like literally so freaking hilarious like i can't even- 🤚🏽
I can't even with this video it's so funny that I just literally can't even.
This comment section is literally.......... Ahhhhhhhhh......... I can't even!
I FEEL SOOOOOO BAD FOR HER😭😭😭
Niko Cabrera I stopped after she asked them to push her lunch closer and they said no, I felt so terribel
It’s so funny, I can’t even stop laughing 😂!
Did anyone else notice the guy spit on his shirt at 2:34 lol 😂
Captain Literally needs to come correct these guys.
BALANCE RESTORED!!!!
Vixion the Fire Dragon 😂😂
OMG STUDIO C!!!!!!!!!!!!
Delta the Comic STUDIO C YEEEESSSSSS
This SNL episode was actually funny, is SNL BACK??
I agree. It's a rare funny sketch. There's always a slim chance they'll have another funny sketch. The news is getting better, too.
Every female on the cast this season are heavy hitters.
Rick The Explorer
exactly. their females are golden. males could use some work
Rick The Explorer Cecily strong is always great.
smoked salmon for all Oh! Me first. I'm guessing East Coast US and your age is about 12-13.
Just call me Stank Breath Margot With 2 Broken Arms
" Cecily" the Bomb
Omg...I can't 😂😂
Lmao
This is My Sister.... To a T.
"I'm alive and I feel everything!" lmao
Downtown Portland ME in the opening where I live. Love it!
WHY ISNT THIS AVAILABLE IN THE UK
I think they want us to download the app. It'll probably work in the UK since I'm in India right now and it works here.
Stop asking every video!
Stop commenting the same fucking thing every video, you're just spamming and it's obviously not solving your problem.
Some bits aren't viewable in the US. The British TV web sites don't always let their stuff be viewable for free in the US.
trust me you're not missing out..
daktoa is such a good actor
That was like, literally....I can't even!!!!
Establishing shot was downtown Portland Maine!