Cut For Time: New Playroom (Dakota Johnson) - Saturday Night Live
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- Опубликовано: 1 мар 2015
- In a scene from the sequel Fifty Shades Darker, Christian Grey (Kyle Mooney) shows Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) the new playroom he's having built.
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bless to the person who came up with idea, "hmmmm i wonder what the constructors think about the room"
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@@MrKoolaiddude00 wut
Bless the dumbasses that read the books AND watched the stupid movies. Those are the meek and they shall inherit the earth
@@mshep4173 worst porn ever?
@@papacinoooo 50 shades of shit
I'm dying at the image of interns who had to go to sex shops to buy these props
They didn't all go to the sex shops. Some probably had to be handmade or ordered online.
Committed interns bring their own from home.
Yeah short on budget. Bring your own prop.
@@coltonruscheinsky7863then you can write it off as a business expense!
"I'm an aviation nut."
"Weird!"
yep that's what he found odd lol. ha.
Dakota is really funny in a subtle way. Nothing over-the-top. She's hilarious!!!
She's so cute!
***** She is indeed!
Such a sweet little girl 🌹
this is the most different I've ever seen Kyle in a sketch lol
Maddie Churchill the most ACTUAL acting I’ve ever seen him do on this show
@@Danielle-ty8mx actual???
@@valentinelove8029 yes
I know you still love me, but you need to move on and find someone else. My identical twin brother is only 5 years older than I am, so maybe you can try dating him.
lol i love that dakota johnson can laugh at herself and the fifty shades movies. she seems super down to earth.
That’s a big reason dramatic actors agree to host this show aside from the enormous plug, no pun intended. If the cynics see them making fun themselves they could potentially make thousands more fans and take away any idea that they’ve become narcissists from the recent attention and fame of their project. So although she’s going along with the gag, no pun intended, she may not even be a cool lady. She could be a raving bitch. But chances are she’s totally nice and loves the relief of a comedy sketch show. Most people are nice and actors are people so they’re usually nice too. Despite how they react to you catching them off guard and rushing them on the street to gush and demand photos. Damn I’m not even an actor and I’m ranting like a dildo. No pun intended.
That's a lot of unintended puns
you can say whatever you want about the film or actors, but Dakota is just fab. I mean, she is taking the piss out of this movie and just beaing great about all this. It just seems like she doesn' t care and I love it! :)
I honestly wanted to hate her so much, but I found it impossible. She's adorable.
patrcija agreed! Though I don't really enjoy her acting too much in this skit, I can respect her and appreciate her positive outlook. I hope other people can too.
I mean its not at all her fault that she is in a shit movie
@@Hitomankiri how is it not her fault😂
Yeah money can do that sometimes...
Can SNL please make the Renzetti Bros crew recurring characters? They're hilarious!
They should have Ben Affleck host so that the Renzetti Bros can renovate the Batcave.
+Kris Bland YES!!!!
Sean Lenehan YES
Kris Bland
FUCK
YES!!!!
Yes, and have each sketch end with a silly “Aww Carlo, ya done it again” moment.
Why the hell was this cut for time? This was hilarious!
Because Kyle starred in it. He never gets good roles in non cut for time skits.
and it HAD A PUNCHLINE, unlike 90% of SNL sketches
Probably because it was too sexual
what does cut for time mean kris ?
faliq khudadost He means why this sketch and not a different one.
its interesting seeing kyle play the straight guy and not a total goofball...he does a great job tho. he's definitely got some acting skillz.
He really does! You should watch some of his videos on RUclips. He is totally underutilized on SNL.
Yeah I was thinking the same thing but for some reason it just doesn't fit him. That said, he's still my favorite cast member and good neighbor stuff is ten times funnier than snl and that's all him and Beck
@brell 2-1-5 It's a comedy/theater term. Basically, in a scene you'll have a "straight man" and a "comic/funny man". The funny man is the eccentric one and the straight man is the one who acts like a normal person. This is perhaps oversimplifying, but essentially the straight man is supposed to keep a straight face while the funny man does his funny things and doing this makes the funny man seem funnier. Having one person be serious makes ridiculous situations seem more ridiculous.
She looks like a parody of herself :DD
That's because she is.
Геннадий Даценко given how bad the original is how can you tell?
James C. haven't seen it. Just making captain's remark.
Yep, that is absolutely what the guest becomes when they host SNL. Well said!
that's what shes playing
"So nice to finally put a face to the measurements." 😂😂😂
Say what you want about the movie she's in, but Dakota really has good comedic timing.
mattomoros true i love her sm my funny angel
Ummm... she barely says anything.
When she was on Fallon he's hilarious
yep. she definitely read her lines.
Yeah, she really carried this whole sketch on her back. She's a regular Lucille Ball. After watching her in this, I might even go as far as to call her a comedic genius. Almost like getting to witness a Young Joan Rivers down in Greenwich village, in her prime.
"Better question is where have they been" 😂😂😂👏👏👏 I love Dakota.
3:11 "the real question is where have they been"
No banana tree? No Betty White masks? No giant Elmo suit? No guinea pig ranch? No George Foreman grill? What kind of lame sex room is this???
Ha ha ha Guinea pig ranch!
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@@koroconnell HaHa! I'm on my way! Just have to swing by the storage shed to grab my scuba gear and a roll of bubble wrap.
Betty White masks?
Oh my god, I am so out of touch.
@@saranemcova5448 HaHa! That's probably a good thing.
This room is more like "Wipeout: 50 Shades of Grey Edition"
That would be fucking awesome!!!!!!
lolz
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So glad Kyle is getting more air time on the show.
To be fair, this sketch was cut.
smokejc The comment was sarcastic I believe, meaning Kyle doesn't get a lot of airtime on the show.
FSS Square No he is in fact getting more air time, well has been lately, and well deserved too.
Julian Lopez Yeah, I didn't watch the episode, now I notice that. I was also surprised to see him in an ERB.
FSS Square
It's not that surprising. Kyle was in a youtube sketch group called Good Neighbor, and I'm sure they were/are buddies with the guys from ERB.
Kyle "Cut For Time" Mooney
Kyle's deeper voice in this sketch is oddly hot...
i dont get why so many people are hating on dakota and her personality? There's no such thing as having 'no personality', unless you mean having a personality by being fake/smiley/charismatic all the time. Dakota seems like a genuinely nice person to hang out with. And i thought this SNL episode was hilarious.
nuaxiem I couldn't agree more. Well said.
It's like with Kristen Stewart, they both are famous for playing bland, place-holder characters so people assume that it's indicative of them as actors/people. When really it's just that both characters were written by crappy writers.
What they mean is that she has the emotional range of celery.
When people say no personality they mean they don't have thoughts of their own. They just mimic. Like the whole trope of "I'm not like normal girls! I like cats and hoodies and hate socializing and am obsessed with books and coffee!" Like that's a personality but it's not...original. it's just kind of like you stick to what makes you comfortable and what is safe and don't form varied tastes, thoughts, or emotions of your own. Not necessarily you don't have a personality, your personality is just a bland and safe copy of other peoples.
@@hayley8806 Stephenie Meyer is an amazing writer. So, shut it!
I can only imagine the wonderful time the censors and lawyers had with this
Kyle Mooney playing Christian Grey! Wow...! This is just the best thing ever!
Booty beads lol.
Don't forget the dildies.
Dakota Johnson is actually hilarious but this whole skit has better writing than the entire series of movies and books
I'd actually watch a whole two hours of this plot
I love how the audience laughed instinctively at the title “Fifty Shades Darker” when that is the actual title of the sequel
At the end, I was hoping Kenan would say, "Awww, here goes!!" That would have been sweet. 😎
....I'm an aviation nut.. hahahaha, weird.
That face she made at the thing in the wall. 😂
Dakota is doing to fifty shades what Robert always does to Twilight. And I'm here for it 😄
"booty beads* LITERALLY CRYING OMFG
Dildies😅
lol dakota's face at the end was epic xD
As an architect, this is such a great representation of a construction site 😂
Kenan stuck in that red contraption...lol
Dakota johnson is amazing.
She's gorgeous and hilarious!
Is she tho?
Dupes 0907 yep
I wish this actually happened in the movie
“Where do these go?”
“I think that’s a better question for the lady...”
“Okay yeah but the real question is where have they beeeeen.”
I’m SCREAMING
They should've kept this one in the show. Much better than that lame Cinderella sketch
or that with star treck doctor
They should've put this in instead of the Isis sketch
***** Which one lol
That was one of my favorites, but have you seen Father and Daughter commercial?
That was the Isis sketch
Awesome. Ya dildies...
This is one of the best written SNL sketches of all time. AMAZING creative premise and TIGHT execution. WhyTF was this cut???
"if you could get it to twelve, I'd be ecstatic." Priceless.
"A better question is, Where has it been..."
Perfect timing, perfect delivery.
OH MY GOD WEINER HOLES
just hearing "weena holes" and seeing kenan floating in that swing made my day.
That was a good sketch, definitely should've been in the show before some of the others
i love it when the actual actor makes fun of their own movie
i love kyle's hair like this
This was better than the actual movie.
"Ya' dil-dees."
Was that a Kenan & Kel reference at the end? Reminded me of Kel's ritual: "Awww here it goes!"
Ah, the nostalgia!
It's the construction worker that always had lunch at GoodBurger
I cannot believe they cut this!
Kyle Mooney should be on the show more, he's one of the funniest new cast members.
I liked this one. "Where's it been?" Lol
I hate that there are so many cut for time Kyle sketches this is hilarious 😂
Beck’s walk is the best part of this sketch
Wondering why they didn't choose Terran killem as Christian grey...
Her face at 3:38 lol
Tammy Blackthorne she's like "what the hell is that thing".
Can someone tell me, is "shame blanket " actually something from the books?@_@
NOOOOO
I don't wanna know how that would work
i fucking wish, haha
I’m sure it’s a thing in life though. Has to be. I’m not looking it up.
Honestly Kyle is daddy.
oh, Kyle.
Man, her delivery and timing is very good. I would love to see her in some rom-coms.
Hahaha! I watched this sketch before the film and I thought that it was hilarious. And, now that I have watched the movie I find this epic.
DAKOTA IS SO CUTE¡¡¡ SHE HAS A SPECIAL BEAUTY....JAJAJA WHERE THEY HAVE BEEN??? JAJA
why was this cut for time this is so genius!!
"Your pleasure. Also your butt."
This makes me proud to be an Italian-American.
Keenan missed an opportunity to close the sketch with, “Ahh, here it goes!”
0:10 "Fifty Shades Darker"
*audience laughs*
*Becomes the actual title*
The haggling over hard points... 🤣
I really find attractive Dakota Johnson :D
caozel17 alright Yoda
Simply moving one random part of a sentence is not Yoda-speak. You have to actually invert the traditional structure, leading with the direct object and ending with the subject and verb.
WaitingtoHit Correct, you are.
@WaitingtoHit Wow you’re specific knowledge of the grammatical structure of Yoda speak certainly proves your RUclips name right. Waiting to hit, you are.
This certainly is no Playland @ McDonald s ! *giggle*
I hate it when i use my shame blanket as a regular blanket and I wake up all shameful.
Kyle Mooney does a much better Christian Grey than Jamie Dornan
#notmychristian
Vincent Shipe i think Beck would've been a better Christian.
U wish
hey, to be fair, this is also better written. And directed. And acted. but I doubt Kyle can impishly bite other people's toast as well.
@@walkonthedarxide9399 WAS LITERALLY JUST going to type this!! XD
"cut for time" riiiight lol
Why did I miss this. Too funny!!
One of the funniest snl sketches lmao
There had better not be one hungry child in the entire world.
The ending was the best part, LOL
3:40 it would have been amazing if she could have pulled out that face at least once in the trilogy XD
Agreed, but it would have not felt right, tone wise.
The blooper reel, if there is one, must be full of such faces by her...
I like the stunned face that Dakota put on camera at minute 3:40, this aunt almost had a heart attack. Luckily he didn't die on the show when he saw this pressurized hose. It would have been a world-class catastrophe to see her die on the show because of these nonsense
2:39 why does that look so fun like something at a playground
Real life leisure suit Larry 🤣🤣🤣
Kenan sounded like he was back on all that ha
Can we talk about how funny it is that Kyle was the cast for Christian?
....and Johnny Depp.
dakota's face at 3:40
Ohhh Kyle grew up from the middle schooler interviewing Dakota about 50 shades to me grey lol
I was kinda expecting Keenan to say "Awwww here goes!"
Damn this shouldn't have been cut haha
LOL
Im just here enjoying people with good manners talk 😄😅
now that was pretty funny. thx for the laughs!! :)
"They were supposed to be done 2 weeks ago." The Money Pit reference ^_^
“We have fun around here.”
Remember the hand-cranked power drill with the feather duster on the end that the Festronk Brothers demonstrated in one of the Wild and Crazy Guy bits?
3:41 🤣🤣
I don't think this was cut because it had Kyle Mooney in it. I think this was cut because the censors got cold feet.
Bobby’s amazing.
I'm dying of laughter!!!!
Sure, the reason this sketch was cut was “for time.” Sure.
Keenan!