Cut For Time: Children’s Show (Michael Keaton) - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @theintenseguy4671
    @theintenseguy4671 5 лет назад +2372

    -"Toby..."
    -"I'm gonna miss you pal..."
    -"No."
    -"No, really..."
    -"Help HELP, He's about to do it!"

    • @vianeyvasquez1713
      @vianeyvasquez1713 4 года назад +32

      Oh man! Had me rollin'!🤣🤣🤣

    • @jacobe.8809
      @jacobe.8809 4 года назад +19

      @@vianeyvasquez1713 wow this adds so much to the video and made me remember how funny this was 14 seconds ago when I watched it

    • @srldwg
      @srldwg 4 года назад +3

      @@jacobe.8809 omg! I can't stop laughing!

    • @jacobe.8809
      @jacobe.8809 4 года назад

      @@srldwg I can't tell if this is Sarcasm or not

    • @srldwg
      @srldwg 4 года назад +2

      @@jacobe.8809 No sarcasm at all. What you typed made me laugh alot! Just coming back here to reply I started laughing again. The picture of Squidward adds to my laughter also for some reason.

  • @LexandKayYoureGeye
    @LexandKayYoureGeye 5 лет назад +617

    “These ain’t even magical. These is my hands...” 😂😂 Keenan makes every skit funnier.

  • @jevinday
    @jevinday 4 года назад +3446

    Whenever I see "cut for time" I usually expect the best skits, and I'm usually right

    • @jordanlewis4983
      @jordanlewis4983 3 года назад +229

      “Cut for time” just means “adult swim’s crowd would enjoy this more than the NBC audience” lol

    • @abibb27
      @abibb27 3 года назад +6

      Honestly though lol

    • @mochs62512
      @mochs62512 3 года назад +7

      @firstname lastname oh damn lol

    • @ODUBlue
      @ODUBlue 3 года назад +2

      💯💯💯

    • @richardvehlow3341
      @richardvehlow3341 3 года назад +10

      i always thought that the sketches receiving the least positive feedback in the dress rehearsal are the ones cut in the live broadcast. Or did they lie to me much as Toby lied to his furniture friends?

  • @OJSimpsonsFordBronco
    @OJSimpsonsFordBronco 6 лет назад +970

    "It's a letter from Mr. Banker"
    "Wh-Wh-What does it say, T-Toby?"
    "Is Mr. Banker gonna come over and teach us about MONEY?"
    "They're taking the house"

    • @TikiRoly
      @TikiRoly 5 лет назад +20

      HUH!?!?

    • @andrewjackson3278
      @andrewjackson3278 4 года назад +10

      TikiRoly Oh, it’s nothing, just a bunch of bank mumbo jumbo!

    • @wormydemon
      @wormydemon 4 года назад +9

      Andrew Jackson That sounds serious Toby

    • @charliesketchman4337
      @charliesketchman4337 4 года назад +10

      Y-y-yeah, we should talk about that bank thing.

    • @Le_Unemployed
      @Le_Unemployed 4 года назад +9

      No it’s just a few-a few payments behind that’s all, its cause I’m paying you guys full time to stay here with me

  • @porchfyre612
    @porchfyre612 5 лет назад +240

    "But these ain't even magical. These is my hands." Lmao!

  • @coast_to_coast_photos
    @coast_to_coast_photos 3 года назад +23

    “HELP! HELP! HE’S ABOUT TO DO IT!!!”
    I’M DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thebrain7065
    @thebrain7065 5 лет назад +94

    "HELP! HELP!...HE'S ABOUT TO DO IT!"...LOL!!! had me rolling 😂

  • @KittyPieVibes
    @KittyPieVibes 4 года назад +5

    2:43 when Beck yells and the arms of the chair wiggle, I cant

  • @RayBanWearinDog
    @RayBanWearinDog 4 года назад +79

    “Sound holes” LOL

  • @Anfubvinch
    @Anfubvinch 7 лет назад +113

    haha Michael Keaton is literally the last person you'd want to be hosting a kids' show.. With his big mean pointy eyebrows. He would scare all the kids away

    • @erik_griswold
      @erik_griswold Год назад

      And yet he once worked on the Mister Rogers show.

  • @actionfigurescollectionssu7854
    @actionfigurescollectionssu7854 4 года назад +27

    And this guy was Batman back in the 80s and 90s and now he’s a MCU Villain

  • @nuclearmatt8119
    @nuclearmatt8119 7 лет назад +28

    The Vulture's origin story is fucking terrifying.

    • @kuranox2922
      @kuranox2922 6 лет назад

      Nuclear Matt I love this comment the most.

  • @PuNlisher
    @PuNlisher 3 года назад +2

    This is like if Pee Wees Playhouse and Blues Clues had a baby.

  • @TheASSedoTV
    @TheASSedoTV Месяц назад

    Michael Keaton is a great actor. He turned a sketch into a drama. Wow, you can even see his character arc. Great job.

  • @paulpavlus6664
    @paulpavlus6664 3 года назад +3

    This might make a great episode for TTG

  • @elimartin3774
    @elimartin3774 8 лет назад +33

    Fun fact. Keaton worked on Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.

  • @wasteofspace20
    @wasteofspace20 7 месяцев назад

    Keaton’s range is incredible as an actor, guy is extremely talented and adaptable to any role.

  • @jamestiedge3290
    @jamestiedge3290 4 года назад +35

    Am I the only one that would actually pay to watch a full series of this “show 😂😂

  • @javier6465
    @javier6465 4 года назад +4

    This is more like don't hug me i'm scared than blue's clue reference. lol

  • @JoshRomer
    @JoshRomer 9 лет назад +61

    don't you fucking dare make fun of blue's clues

    • @dragan2324
      @dragan2324 9 лет назад +17

      Josh Romer He's making fun of Peewee's playhouse more so than blue's clues... and who the hell cares anyway?

    • @beckyhunter7775
      @beckyhunter7775 9 лет назад +4

      Hey now, everyone. This is actually the love child of Pee Wee's Playhouse and Blue's Clues.

    • @ZoeAlexa11
      @ZoeAlexa11 8 лет назад

      +Josh Romer its PeeWees Playhouse, not Blue's Clues

    • @Ojustaslayer
      @Ojustaslayer 8 лет назад

      +ZoLexa Come on the sweater looks exactly like the one Steve wears in blue's clues and the mail time thing, seriously? But yeah It has PeeWees Playhouse stuff to.

  • @unknown-redact
    @unknown-redact 8 лет назад +128

    "doo dod doo, its story time. Right here and tell a story. Get The heck off me!"

  • @OperculumAudio
    @OperculumAudio Год назад +1

    Haha I love the Blend of Pee Wee's Playhouse and Blues Clues

  • @hannablackwell9544
    @hannablackwell9544 5 лет назад +11

    I love it when Clocky said, "Is Mr. Banker going to come over and teach us about money?"

  • @ultimatedriversofmachinery
    @ultimatedriversofmachinery 3 года назад +2

    But these ain’t even magical…. These is my hands…😯

  • @SoupedUpCustoms
    @SoupedUpCustoms 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is Beetlejuice playing as Michael Keaton as a host. 😀

  • @TheKrank20
    @TheKrank20 8 лет назад +56

    Let me guess, Kyle Mooney wrote this xD

    • @WeedSmoker69
      @WeedSmoker69 5 лет назад +4

      the other guy from GoodNeighborStuff did, Nick Rutherford

  • @christianthethomasandfrien2655
    @christianthethomasandfrien2655 4 года назад +7

    0:47 IT'S MAIL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

  • @outsidethegamingbox1107
    @outsidethegamingbox1107 3 года назад

    He looks like Denis Quaid with that wig hahahaha aaaah I love Michael Keaton!

  • @GarfieldiusPrime
    @GarfieldiusPrime 5 лет назад +6

    i like how angry the dog plushie on the ground looks.

  • @bobbifreedman2435
    @bobbifreedman2435 Год назад

    My sister Jan, my JJ loved Michael Keaton. Clean and Sober. She was diagnosed with Stage 4 Lobular breast cancer. She took her stout with Zoloft and Xanax. I tried soo hard to keep her. Great love of my life. Death is icky.

  • @joeym5243
    @joeym5243 4 года назад +38

    Went from Keaton being out of place to being perfect cast.

  • @slashbash1347
    @slashbash1347 4 года назад

    Those repo guys were pretty nice to rescue the juke box like that.

  • @gigiblack2231
    @gigiblack2231 8 лет назад +14

    This was so creepy omg. I can see this being a horror movie.

  • @mexicanbatman8157
    @mexicanbatman8157 4 года назад +1

    Who else was expecting him to say you wanny get nuts let's get nuts

  • @viol8r
    @viol8r Месяц назад

    Michael Keaton is so damn funny.. wish he was in more comedies

  • @AGSA5
    @AGSA5 5 лет назад +4

    Very unique sketch. Best one in recent years. Now I want a Beetlejuice sequel.

  • @partyup210productions7
    @partyup210productions7 5 месяцев назад +2

    Chick Hicks if he host a kids show

  • @KBarraza
    @KBarraza 4 года назад +1

    I want clocky in my house, Pete’s face is ridiculous cute here.

  • @brett919
    @brett919 5 лет назад +4

    Blues Clues meets Pee Wee's Playhouse meets The Pursuit of Happyness?

  • @stupedstuff7757
    @stupedstuff7757 3 года назад

    Leave for one minute and this is one when I came back

  • @Hypn0Ph6nk
    @Hypn0Ph6nk 3 года назад +1

    The Dark side Of Blues Clues 🤣🤣

  • @Blizzard-kf3qm
    @Blizzard-kf3qm 7 месяцев назад

    This is just like Keaton’s performance from that one episode of King of the Hill.

  • @chrisdayton35
    @chrisdayton35 7 лет назад +7

    … Their taking the house

  • @corgifloofi4840
    @corgifloofi4840 8 лет назад +5

    fucking brilliant

  • @lorynzokroft7607
    @lorynzokroft7607 3 года назад +1

    Oh holy fuck Micheal keaton is great that was fucking great

  • @greysonbeato5919
    @greysonbeato5919 4 года назад

    Y’know the meme in which Jerry stares at you in absolute confusion and disturbance? That was the feeling of this entire segment.

  • @kyledurand6238
    @kyledurand6238 8 лет назад +14

    Why was this cut???

  • @ayemi101cags
    @ayemi101cags 2 года назад

    I first knew Michael Keaton in this skit and I never thought he once played Batman. Hhahahhahahaha he's an excellent actor

  • @taynichall
    @taynichall Год назад

    "uh....they're taking the house..." 😭

  • @rh1507
    @rh1507 3 года назад

    Batman has gone down a road I simply can't.

  • @aaronoutdoors7556
    @aaronoutdoors7556 3 года назад

    This is the best sketch of all time lol

  • @Kinseliplier
    @Kinseliplier Год назад +1

    This is obviously a parody of Pee Wee Herman but he's dressed like Steve from Blue's Clues and this feels like a Mix Between Blues Clues and Pee Wee Herman.

  • @randystone4903
    @randystone4903 Год назад

    I watch everything that Michael Keaton is in. Nice tribute to Peewee's Playhouse and what the 2008 recession was like when many individuals lost their loved possessions.

  • @strangemarkings
    @strangemarkings 3 года назад

    I never realized how Beck kinda looks like Rachel Dratch if he's inside a giant blue chair

  • @bluescluesfan4645
    @bluescluesfan4645 3 года назад

    It’s crossed between blue’s clues and pee wee’s playhouse

  • @PlatypusPlessisLips
    @PlatypusPlessisLips 6 месяцев назад

    Only Michael Keaton can handle this kind of a sketch.

  • @chudmuffin0
    @chudmuffin0 3 года назад

    kyle mooney doing a great conky impression

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 6 лет назад +5662

    Wanted: actors for live kid’s show
    Must remain on set in furniture costumes 24/7

  • @maxwellsings
    @maxwellsings 4 года назад +6141

    When he says "where are the cameras toby" I lost it

  • @444shleyyy
    @444shleyyy 4 года назад +2283

    *A horrifying mix of Blue’s Clues, Mr. Rogers, and Pee Herman.*

  • @oro3510
    @oro3510 5 лет назад +6748

    why is michael keaton so good at being scary

    • @joshuamurphy5684
      @joshuamurphy5684 4 года назад +358

      BECAUSE HES BATMAN

    • @canicole20
      @canicole20 4 года назад +32

      abraham’s bitch Because he's a demon.

    • @AH-fl4lx
      @AH-fl4lx 4 года назад +130

      Beetlejuice

    • @bfan82
      @bfan82 4 года назад +58

      I think even Pete Davidson is shocked he’s working

    • @sadlamp3419
      @sadlamp3419 4 года назад +71

      @Charles d'Artois I mean I love Michael as much as the next guy, but Jesus dude.

  • @LastFanStanding12
    @LastFanStanding12 8 лет назад +7495

    It's crazy that this was cut for time considering the amount of effort that went into the set design. This kind of thing must happen all the time.

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 6 лет назад +78

      They probably rent elements of the set.

    • @averygartner6516
      @averygartner6516 6 лет назад +547

      The writer said it got cut for rapey vibes

    • @Enigmatism415
      @Enigmatism415 5 лет назад +235

      @@averygartner6516 Rapey vibes were part of what made it funny.

    • @ninjaboy191
      @ninjaboy191 5 лет назад +139

      @@averygartner6516 what a shame, when did SNL go so soft? Creepy characters aren't allowed anymore?

    • @m00shminki88
      @m00shminki88 5 лет назад +7

      Ok Dr. Seuss

  • @theytookraff
    @theytookraff 3 года назад +585

    Anything Michael Keaton does that’s colorful and happy, is usually secretly horrifying.

    • @CaseyWinehouse
      @CaseyWinehouse Год назад

      Like what?

    • @theytookraff
      @theytookraff Год назад +1

      @@CaseyWinehouse in this, and just when he’s being nice in interviews, like I’m not trying to clown, he’s a really phenomenal actor, but he just had the vibe that he will be nice now, but he will find you later.

    • @Christopher-md7tf
      @Christopher-md7tf 10 месяцев назад

      Fr man his vibe was scary right from the get-go lol

  • @arsinoeptolemy2654
    @arsinoeptolemy2654 4 года назад +5261

    this concept would make a legit scary horror movie 😳

    • @kevinlane1219
      @kevinlane1219 4 года назад +66

      Not a bad idea.

    • @jenniferbeatty7545
      @jenniferbeatty7545 4 года назад +45

      It is. You're living in it...

    • @kevinlane1219
      @kevinlane1219 4 года назад +13

      Jedidah Fire What specifically do you mean?

    • @liamtaylor1501
      @liamtaylor1501 4 года назад +258

      A failed child tv show actor lives in the old house set, lures people to the set saying it’s a casting for a new tv show then traps them in furniture.

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 года назад +11

      Kevin Lane Jimmy fucking Savile

  • @theshockerpit7274
    @theshockerpit7274 3 года назад +636

    So you’re telling me that this guy has basically just been keeping these people in his house and forcing that is a little sadistic TV show

    • @bipie-chan3885
      @bipie-chan3885 3 года назад +47

      That kids is called "kidnapping!" And them being okay with it for the most of the time is called "Stockholm syndrome!" ((Sorry if that sounded rude, It was just a joke-))

    • @theshockerpit7274
      @theshockerpit7274 3 года назад +14

      @@bipie-chan3885 But I mean it’s not really Stockholm syndrome that they didn’t know they were being kidnapped and being forced they just thought oh we’re just doing the show for a little while so technically it was kidnapping and him lying to them but seriously this would make a great and horror movie premiers like I love the idea of someone just kidnapping people and forcing them to do this thing like you you know the character baby doll from Batman the animated series how she kidnapped the people from my old show to relive it yeah it’s kind like that

    • @bipie-chan3885
      @bipie-chan3885 3 года назад +5

      @@theshockerpit7274 It was a joke my dude- I knew that wasn't exactly what it was like-

    • @theshockerpit7274
      @theshockerpit7274 3 года назад +8

      @@bipie-chan3885 so anyway would you like to hear my theory about SpongeBob

    • @Flexicor
      @Flexicor 3 года назад +1

      Wandavision ft batman

  • @stormyalice
    @stormyalice 8 лет назад +2858

    I lost it at: "But these isn't even magical. These is my hands."

    • @cannibalbananas
      @cannibalbananas 5 лет назад +14

      me too 😂

    • @rodney2282
      @rodney2282 5 лет назад +7

      @TheBlankFromHeck I know right sounded like he was 2 hours out of slavery.

  • @johnstrange6799
    @johnstrange6799 9 лет назад +3030

    How come we never see the cameras, Toby?

    • @thebeaconsheepbeets8573
      @thebeaconsheepbeets8573 9 лет назад +118

      ''I-I told you, the cameras are really, really, really small, and they're hidden!''

    • @missxspencer1538
      @missxspencer1538 9 лет назад +19

      That quote sums up my life

    • @Soot_Smiles
      @Soot_Smiles 9 лет назад +26

      Michael must of had a mental break down after they said he couldnt be batman again

    • @missxspencer1538
      @missxspencer1538 9 лет назад +13

      Jed Sawyer idk if you have ever seen beetlejuice or multiplicity, but Michael Keaton has always had mental problems

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 9 лет назад +13

      +John Strange OMG, I haven't laughed so hard at a SNL skit in a while. Why the heck would they cut this!?!

  • @Bluechief6
    @Bluechief6 3 года назад +1156

    "But these ain't even magical" Best delivery in the whole sketch.

    • @raymondpoe8322
      @raymondpoe8322 3 года назад +70

      "These is my hands"

    • @jayczzzya
      @jayczzzya 3 года назад +16

      After that line, I had to pause to collect myself

    • @ShaDHP23
      @ShaDHP23 2 года назад +16

      Fun fact, most the time the writers just write "Kenan reacts." and lets him improv because they know whatever comes up with will be funnier than anything they think of.

    • @wuffalo
      @wuffalo 2 года назад

      @@ShaDHP23 omg please tell me this is actually true

    • @ShaDHP23
      @ShaDHP23 2 года назад +1

      @@wuffalo I forget where I read it. I think it was his Wiki page.

  • @mok6388
    @mok6388 5 лет назад +5165

    Me: mom can i have blues clues?
    Mom: we have blues clues at home.
    Blues clues at home:

    • @jack-fm3lb
      @jack-fm3lb 4 года назад +78

      *Peewees playhouse at home

    • @ABeeBearLin
      @ABeeBearLin 4 года назад +31

      jack Eh, both

    • @Hal90007
      @Hal90007 4 года назад +5

      lol

    • @withlessAsbestos
      @withlessAsbestos 4 года назад +11

      This is like a knock-off Mr. Robinson’s.

    • @twelviebunnie
      @twelviebunnie 4 года назад +6

      fondue for two, fondue for two, ONE HOT DISH! Fondue for twooooo

  • @koroconnell
    @koroconnell 7 лет назад +2766

    Keaton is honestly kind of scary in this

    • @obiwancc
      @obiwancc 6 лет назад +135

      When is Keaton not scary?

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 5 лет назад +112

      Keaton does creepy almost too well.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 5 лет назад +75

      This is what Vulture did after his family left him at the end of Homecoming

    • @jaymikevillanueva1212
      @jaymikevillanueva1212 5 лет назад +44

      Even as Batman there's a level of creepiness only Keaton would perform. My favorite would be Batman smiling before slapping a bomb on a big clown in Batman Returns.

    • @alishal2864
      @alishal2864 5 лет назад +2

      So is the real character 😂😐

  • @VanuttChan
    @VanuttChan 3 года назад +462

    During the day it’s a kids show but when everyone’s asleep it becomes Toby’s Objectophilia Playhouse

  • @shariemorgan3235
    @shariemorgan3235 5 лет назад +2582

    "But these ain't even magical, theses are my hands"

    • @nia5040
      @nia5040 4 года назад +20

      Deez*

    • @M-8o5
      @M-8o5 4 года назад +9

      HoLLy MoOnFaNg *Nutz

    • @johnnythed1175
      @johnnythed1175 4 года назад +3

      ma*

    • @jasonlisonbee
      @jasonlisonbee 4 года назад +18

      How could he have not noticed as it happened? Did he sleep there with hands in acting position?

    • @darthlinathegreat7489
      @darthlinathegreat7489 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JakeStaffin
    @JakeStaffin 4 года назад +396

    Honestly for a second I really thought this was going to be a kid's show where everything gets repossessed but the fact that Toby is some kind of disturbed creep makes it much funnier.

  • @zoe.melina
    @zoe.melina 8 лет назад +3510

    If peewees playhouse and blues clues were combined

  • @themachine9290
    @themachine9290 8 лет назад +2824

    WHAT ARE THE HOLES FOR TOBY?!?!

    • @sophiajane1
      @sophiajane1 8 лет назад +40

      😂😂😂

    • @elreydelvideo
      @elreydelvideo 7 лет назад +14

      RoboHobo *For all the holes are for...*

    • @liamcarmody4217
      @liamcarmody4217 7 лет назад +11

      RoboHobo They’re Sound Holes

    • @leosally7883
      @leosally7883 6 лет назад +3

      There for licking and fingering and pleasing myself..

    • @elijahrogers4332
      @elijahrogers4332 5 лет назад +1

      Sean L no buddy they are glory holes lol

  • @hisokaDluffy
    @hisokaDluffy 3 года назад +241

    This hits harder since Steve just came back and did his speech 😂

  • @loisgriffin190
    @loisgriffin190 8 лет назад +5277

    How come we never see the cameras, Toby?

    • @AeronDoesThings
      @AeronDoesThings 8 лет назад +137

      I read this in Lois' voice.

    • @loisgriffin190
      @loisgriffin190 8 лет назад +95

      Aeron I wrote, in her voice lmao.

    • @benstill1806
      @benstill1806 6 лет назад +20

      Is that you Lois?

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 6 лет назад +49

      There is no show, is there, Toby?

    • @thaoinchicago
      @thaoinchicago 6 лет назад +12

      Lois Griffin My heart was just sink when I heard that! It's so sad!!! :-(

  • @EpsilonA789
    @EpsilonA789 8 лет назад +3781

    This is dark, and hilarious

  • @Godfather9814
    @Godfather9814 5 лет назад +1201

    These are the dreams Bruce Wayne has most nights when there’s no crime to fight

    • @kevinlane1219
      @kevinlane1219 4 года назад +5

      Godfather9814 What makes you so certain about that?

    • @j.w.tompkins7440
      @j.w.tompkins7440 4 года назад +15

      This is the dream Bruce Wayne has of what his life would be like if Gotham was a safe place

    • @kevinlane1219
      @kevinlane1219 4 года назад +6

      Jake Tompkins This looks like a nightmare, depending on one’s point of view.

    • @j.w.tompkins7440
      @j.w.tompkins7440 4 года назад +8

      @@kevinlane1219 Bruce Wayne, had his parents lived and raised him to be a neglectful brat that lets his finances get out of control and never allowed him to have a grounded relationship with the world and an interesting moonlighting career as a black-caped vigilante

    • @kevinlane1219
      @kevinlane1219 4 года назад +4

      Jake Tompkins I see. But I doubt his dream would involve mortgage foreclosure.

  • @AntzWar
    @AntzWar 4 года назад +355

    It is amazing that this guy played Batman, shows he's a versatile actor. Underrated in my opinion.

    • @angrymoose3383
      @angrymoose3383 3 года назад +10

      I can and will watch anything with Michael Keaton in it

    • @brierichardson8462
      @brierichardson8462 3 года назад +5

      Surprise they never casted him as Thomas Wayne in dark knight

    • @blootooth00
      @blootooth00 2 года назад +4

      In no way underrated, and being versatile is what he is known for, from Beetlejuice to Pacific Heights to Batman.

    • @AntzWar
      @AntzWar 2 года назад +1

      @@blootooth00 he is underrated, hardly gets mentioned as one of the best around and doesn't get many parts, whether that is his choice or not who knows

  • @RossStern
    @RossStern 8 лет назад +3152

    ...this is really disturbing

    • @Jayjee762
      @Jayjee762 8 лет назад +86

      Good disturbing though XD

    • @ohmahgawdfilms
      @ohmahgawdfilms 8 лет назад +53

      Is it worse that I know where all the references came from?

    • @christopher6856
      @christopher6856 8 лет назад +6

      is that you?...The Burned Man?

    • @tiffanypayne2086
      @tiffanypayne2086 8 лет назад +65

      mix of Pee Wee Herman & Blue's Clues

    • @skyslasher2297
      @skyslasher2297 7 лет назад +11

      Ross Stern but hilarious

  • @vinity5202
    @vinity5202 8 лет назад +714

    "welp its eleven o'clock!"
    "THEY TOOK THE DAMN CLOCK TOBY THERE IS NO FUCKING CLOCK"

    • @qelizabeth_i_5013
      @qelizabeth_i_5013 7 лет назад +5

      Vinity XD

    • @LosCrozo
      @LosCrozo 7 лет назад

      Vinity dont you take out the is

    • @colton8331
      @colton8331 7 лет назад +10

      Not close to what he said at all

    • @liamcarmody4217
      @liamcarmody4217 7 лет назад +8

      They took the clock Toby. He was my friend. We studied at Tisch together

    • @hipnhappenin
      @hipnhappenin 7 лет назад +2

      Pretty sure that was ad libbed

  • @jmart4197
    @jmart4197 3 года назад +69

    "How come we never see the cameras toby"? ..... When he said that I lost it 😂😂...

  • @Dudeitsmeee
    @Dudeitsmeee 5 лет назад +964

    Mind altering factoid? In the 70's Mr. Keaton himself was part of the production crew on... Mr. Rogers. No lie.

    • @bubsnaps1265
      @bubsnaps1265 5 лет назад +26

      Dudeitsmeee I appreciate that fact and I will def use that at some point

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 4 года назад +29

      And Tim Burton’s film right before Beetlejuice was Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, which is pretty cool right? To go from such a bright film to Beetlejuice

    • @SydneyCarton2085
      @SydneyCarton2085 4 года назад +8

      mind feels the same but thanks for the fact

    • @Lootroq
      @Lootroq 3 года назад +3

      @@Foxy02016 Holy shit! How did I not know Tim Burton did Beetlejuice?

    • @leowatley
      @leowatley 3 года назад +2

      @@Lootroq who the fuck else could have made it? it was his first original movie.

  • @chadnedrud5464
    @chadnedrud5464 7 лет назад +696

    Toby: I'm going to miss you pal.
    Jukebox: Toby don't.
    Toby: No really! (Unzips pants)
    Jukebox: Help! Help! He's about to do it!

    • @fivesix3868
      @fivesix3868 5 лет назад +15

      Oh, my gosh. 🤮🤮🤮😮😮

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars 5 лет назад +24

      Chad Nedrud the fact the he actually unzipped them too lmfao

  • @maddiekoester7785
    @maddiekoester7785 4 года назад +1514

    Alternate Title: When Beetlejuice takes over Blue’s Clues

    • @LadyBloodyWrists
      @LadyBloodyWrists 4 года назад +43

      And Pee Wee's Playhouse

    • @Fritter_Films
      @Fritter_Films 4 года назад +8

      Basically.

    • @jenniferbeatty7545
      @jenniferbeatty7545 4 года назад +5

      More like #4 from Multiplicity...

    • @operaghosts
      @operaghosts 4 года назад +8

      This is why I don’t do two shows a night anymore

    • @l_rob420
      @l_rob420 4 года назад +3

      Maddie Koester Beetlejuice Takes Over Blue’s Clues, With The Same Money Obession As Vulture

  • @MrLuciusrm
    @MrLuciusrm 4 года назад +44

    This could be a great premis for an horror movie, with a delusional tv host for children show that forced actor to stay in their costume 24/7

  • @ozamatazbuckshank.
    @ozamatazbuckshank. 4 года назад +776

    I feel so terrible for laughing at "Help! Help! He's about to do it!"

    • @realbeautyness25
      @realbeautyness25 4 года назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @saikotaitan5727
      @saikotaitan5727 4 года назад +4

      God I love your profile. Lost Highway’s one of my favorites and my segue into David Lynch.

  • @StoicDeviant
    @StoicDeviant 3 года назад +97

    Everything was weird until he said, "They're taking the house!" Then it became hilarious. 😂

  • @powergannon
    @powergannon 8 лет назад +433

    This was cut? But it's better than most of the sketches!

    • @aniles1989
      @aniles1989 7 лет назад +15

      Timothy Yasi almost every cut is

  • @hipnhappenin
    @hipnhappenin 7 лет назад +4439

    Michael Keaton always looks like a creep when he's happy

    • @burritocaat
      @burritocaat 6 лет назад +4

      hipnhappenin true

    • @crypter27
      @crypter27 6 лет назад +53

      Haven't you seen Beetlejuice?

    • @jamesfield2442
      @jamesfield2442 6 лет назад +13

      You want to get nuts? lets get nuts

    • @BrightS0l
      @BrightS0l 6 лет назад +8

      It's the beetlejuice

    • @crypter27
      @crypter27 6 лет назад +1

      so true

  • @stazandhissnes2428
    @stazandhissnes2428 2 года назад +38

    4:16
    That awkward pause when the theme plays before Toby wanted to "express" his condolences kills me everytime!🤣

  • @greed13X
    @greed13X 9 лет назад +1437

    These is my hands.

    • @cutesweetiepuppy1967
      @cutesweetiepuppy1967 9 лет назад +3

      greed13X LOL XD

    • @angelurbina8158
      @angelurbina8158 7 лет назад +24

      I fucking lost it.

    • @LosCrozo
      @LosCrozo 7 лет назад

      Black Swordsman lol really i didnt really find that part funny

    • @elreydelvideo
      @elreydelvideo 7 лет назад +1

      greed13X *I didn't realize there was somebody in there until Keenan appear*

    • @hiphopgamer9960
      @hiphopgamer9960 6 лет назад

      Los Crozo We didn’t know that that guy had sex with the flowers on his hands

  • @7777..7..
    @7777..7.. 6 лет назад +456

    TOBY THERE ARE NO KIDS

  • @patrick9316
    @patrick9316 3 года назад +46

    I need more episodes of Michael Keaton playing Toby that's hilarious

    • @JacobL228
      @JacobL228 11 месяцев назад +4

      Toby in prison talking to "the kids" to help himself cope with the fact that he dropped the soap in the shower,

  • @madisonhulbert870
    @madisonhulbert870 8 лет назад +598

    that turned dark quick..

  • @gilbertrivera1319
    @gilbertrivera1319 6 лет назад +479

    "But these aint even magical,... These is my hands" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Antifearn
    @Antifearn 3 года назад +62

    3:52 "But these 'aint even magical. These is my hands".
    Best single-line in any SNL skit. I quote it all the time and no now ever gets it 😂

    • @sternosaur
      @sternosaur Год назад +2

      What context other than this would that line even be funny though

  • @Luvie1980
    @Luvie1980 8 лет назад +1004

    Little trivia, Keaton started off working as on set production on Mr Rogers Neighborhood.

    • @denitzilla
      @denitzilla 8 лет назад +33

      Really?! Didn't know that cool :) love MK he is awesome at everything he does.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 7 лет назад +14

      Yeah, I just found that out myself.

    • @tristanarcher1202
      @tristanarcher1202 7 лет назад +8

      Trivia involves a question this was just a fun fact

    • @chrisbrasel9049
      @chrisbrasel9049 7 лет назад +5

      You learn new things everyday as I'm Batman.

    • @uscman
      @uscman 6 лет назад +3

      Wow, the more you know

  • @joshlee1336
    @joshlee1336 8 лет назад +323

    But...... These ain't even magical.

    • @shaymartin1042
      @shaymartin1042 8 лет назад +64

      These are my hands...

    • @BBnanner
      @BBnanner 7 лет назад +39

      Shay Martin *These is my hands