Atop the Fourth Wall Movie Review: the Worst Channel Awesome Film

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024
  • I discuss the worst Channel Awesome movie, bar none.
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    Your Affection- Persona 4 OST
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    Amino Man- the Aquabats
    Substory Track- Yakuza 0 OST
    Life is Beautiful- Deadly Premonition OST
    Hydroponics 1- System Shock 2 OST
    Ops 2- System Shock 2 OST
    Hope is an Anchor- Sunless Sea OST
    Khan's Heart- Sunless Sea OST
    Heaven's Night- Silent Hill 2 OST
    Null Moon- Silent Hill 2 OST
    A World of Madness- Silent Hill 2 OST
    I'll Face Myself- Persona 4 OST
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Комментарии • 3 тыс.

  • @GreenDinoRanger
    @GreenDinoRanger Год назад +2172

    "You've never faced the dangers I have. You've never been thrown out of a Trump rally into the cold without a jacket! You've never chased down the Flash to the tune of Super Sonic Racing!"
    Truly, more inspiring words have never been spoken.

    • @ducklord2000
      @ducklord2000 Год назад +195

      You have never been betrayed by the worms you raised and given up on countless girlfriends to do so.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Год назад +108

      You've never had several nerds make fun of you on the Internet! You've never been laughed at by an AIDS patient! You've never been asked a question about your upload schedule by an admiring fan!

    • @algonuevo5232
      @algonuevo5232 Год назад +85

      You've never decided that the next history of power rangers video would come out when it comes out and that you should stop asking!

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel Год назад +54

      You’ve never been blocked from your Adsense account, because you begged everyone to stop using Adblock on your videos!

    • @clintthrustmaster
      @clintthrustmaster Год назад +35

      @randomtaskn-word8517 He was on that site, That Guy With the Glasses, with the great Iron Liz!

  • @kingofthegrill
    @kingofthegrill 8 месяцев назад +283

    "Y-you guys have never stared into the face of an angry fan who demanded to know when the next Power Rangers video was coming out, and YOU tell him there's no set schedule, and make him blink!"

    • @GrayD_Fox
      @GrayD_Fox 5 месяцев назад +16

      AND THEN YOU FROZE!

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@GrayD_Fox I WAS FROZEN TODAY-- Oop sorry, thats a tic of mine.

    • @NebLleb
      @NebLleb 3 месяца назад +1

      WHOOOA HE'S AMINO MAN
      WHOOOA WITH AN OILY TAN

  • @scroogemccuck985
    @scroogemccuck985 Год назад +279

    “The studio we did end up renting did not see any need to supervise us, the people who owned and worked in the studio normally simply staying in the office area to provide any assistance that we requested”
    That’s supervising

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 9 месяцев назад +21

      it's also his parent's place.

  • @cybornanc
    @cybornanc Год назад +2245

    Linkara still mad that trump didn't give him his jacket

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 Год назад +328

      "Throw him out in the cold, don't give him his jacket, don't give him his jacket back!"

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 Год назад +10

      @@kyon813
      I don’t get it.

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 Год назад

      @@jackdaone6469 ruclips.net/video/G-hJA03fAXo/видео.html

    • @burntgrahamcracker2866
      @burntgrahamcracker2866 Год назад +130

      @@jackdaone6469 it’s a psychicpebbles joke there’s an animation where he imitates trump

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 Год назад +211

      Doug walker: BUILD THAT WALL

  • @quietrioter
    @quietrioter Год назад +1238

    Doug: Hey is it cool if we use MechaKara in To Boldly Flee
    Lewis: You understand that he can rip everyone's throat out with mere thought. Everyone would tremble in fear at his mere presence. A destructive force that can rend the world asunder by snapping his fingers.
    Doug: You realize it's just you with prosthetic make up on you? He's not real
    Lewis: HES REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!

    • @jackhamilton9604
      @jackhamilton9604 Год назад +176

      reading that in Lewis' voice came about so naturally

    • @horaciosi
      @horaciosi Год назад +128

      To quote Mr. Burns: "My god, are you always on?!"

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 Год назад +160

      The worst/funny part is .... that really does sound like a late-era Nostalgia Critic skit for a movie he's reviewing.

    • @tyronerossbach5794
      @tyronerossbach5794 Год назад +4

      @@jackhamilton9604: Same

    • @PicturesqueGames
      @PicturesqueGames Год назад

      Only thing missing is lewis fucking his mother and chris chan 2.0 would've been complete.

  • @vangoghsseveredear
    @vangoghsseveredear Год назад +1689

    Linkara is literally the physical embodiment of "m'lady."

    • @cartmann94
      @cartmann94 Год назад +127

      “Did you learn your lesson?
      Hmmmmmmmmmmm”

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 Год назад +67

      Is the cringe style of fedora still a thing among the dorks? I haven’t felt it’s presence since 2015. Usually I only see old men wear them these days.

    • @ParrotMan01276
      @ParrotMan01276 Год назад +61

      Linkara does know that the fedora tipper trope is supposed to be a joke, right? It's not supposed to be his entire personality.

    • @TacosAreWizard
      @TacosAreWizard Год назад +25

      @@whoknowswhocares885 yes. my friend started wearing one a few months ago. even wore it during a con. I ragged on him when he got it, he took it in stride. still buddies, but I’d be lying if it didn’t make me cringe

    • @senatorarmstrong4936
      @senatorarmstrong4936 Год назад +45

      You, you don't know what it's like to truly, TRULY, lust after a green M&M!

  • @MaverickhunterXZero
    @MaverickhunterXZero Год назад +1151

    Linkara got over $60,000
    made a movie that looks extremely cheap.
    Complain he couldn't pay taxes.
    Then all of a sudden now owns his own house, and pretty big one too.
    Really makes you think....

    • @mrkhyronm
      @mrkhyronm Год назад +148

      hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @leannerose6181
      @leannerose6181 Год назад +66

      Used the money as a down payment on the house?🤔

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 Год назад +136

      $60K isn't a lot of money to make a movie.
      Then again, most TGWTG movies don't go above $60.

    • @Smokerkun
      @Smokerkun Год назад +22

      Having a house in Brooklyn Center is nothing to brag about

    • @thexdatabase
      @thexdatabase Год назад +15

      did they accused doug of that ?

  • @Ritchuds
    @Ritchuds Год назад +2010

    my favorite part was when Linkara said "Its Fourth Wallin Time" and broke the fourth wall to copyright strike your video

    • @BlastingBigLoads2
      @BlastingBigLoads2 Год назад +79

      The part where he fist fought Donald Trump shirtless with Zach throwing popcorn at them went hard

    • @mpowerness92
      @mpowerness92 Год назад +71

      @@BlastingBigLoads2 "I have to say, I loved Linkara, right? I was watching various places and I saw Linkara, the great Linkara. He did Atop The Fourth Wall and he talked about the famous Power Rangers Rant, right? He said 'It'll be out when it's out', and we like that, it'll be out when it's out. But great work ethic, was so good when Iron Liz was there, the great Iron Liz, right? It's okay."

    • @beancraver4048
      @beancraver4048 Год назад

      @@mpowerness92 "DONT YOU TALK ABOUT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH"

    • @jeremycarnes1656
      @jeremycarnes1656 Год назад +32

      @@mpowerness92 grab em by the Linkara

    • @MoodKapProductions
      @MoodKapProductions Год назад +38

      @@BlastingBigLoads2 BUILD THAT WALL

  • @TheMaxVader
    @TheMaxVader Год назад +545

    I still can't believe my internet legacy consists of a Tweet informing people about Linkara's love for gay dead Muppet gangbangs that got read by Mister Metokur.
    Great video series, by the way. I like how you're not just (completely justifiably) shitting on these movies but giving out genuinely interesting information that a lot of people, including myself, were unaware of.

    • @blissfuldj7627
      @blissfuldj7627 Год назад +42

      Put it on your gravestone when you die, really own it

    • @anerdwithamic
      @anerdwithamic 9 месяцев назад +11

      I'm sorry, Linkara loves *what* now 😂

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 3 месяца назад +4

      How did you even found that still impresses and scares me.

    • @averymicrowave1713
      @averymicrowave1713 3 месяца назад +2

      You did the internet a MASSIVE service

    • @ARStudios2000
      @ARStudios2000 2 месяца назад +1

      It truly is the strangest gift that brought a lot of people together

  • @juanponcedeleon5192
    @juanponcedeleon5192 Год назад +684

    Linkars seems like the kind of guy who would get thrown out into the cold without a jacket.

    • @MolemanSA
      @MolemanSA Год назад +29

      This is so oddly specific and hilarious.

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 Год назад +48

      Gotta admire that work ethic, though.

    • @owenbunten6536
      @owenbunten6536 Год назад +10

      @@MolemanSAthis guy doesnt get the joke haha

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg Год назад +38

      @@owenbunten6536 Nostalgia Critic: "WAHHHHH!!!
      BUILD THE WALL!!!!!"

    • @cavemancrazy2507
      @cavemancrazy2507 Год назад

      "DONT YOU TALK ABOUT ME YOU SON OF A BITCH! ITS ME!!! THE LIGHTBRINGER!!!"

  • @TenebraeXVII
    @TenebraeXVII Год назад +895

    We live in the timeline where the Spoony movie wasn't made but this one was. Where did we go so wrong?

    • @Creepynazgul
      @Creepynazgul Год назад +179

      Allowing Spoony to have a girlfriend. He has bad taste in women.

    • @TenebraeXVII
      @TenebraeXVII Год назад +88

      Spoony needed to be a wizard I guess

    • @pepealasquid6005
      @pepealasquid6005 Год назад +45

      @@TenebraeXVII a homeless one too lol

    • @Mae-Muki
      @Mae-Muki Год назад +24

      @@pepealasquid6005 A magical hermit eh?

    • @DarkPascual
      @DarkPascual Год назад +170

      Dude, of all the downfalls from the Channel Awesome crowd, Spoony is the one that hurt me the most...
      To me, he was funnier and more insightful than almost everyone on that site.
      I even liked his ProWrestling ramblings and his D&D anecdotes.

  • @brandong3469
    @brandong3469 Год назад +221

    So let's get this straight. The god is angry, but it's laughing at you, but you made him blink. But he was laughing, so wouldn't he be doing that anyway?

    • @DoctorHomicide
      @DoctorHomicide Год назад +65

      He was blinking away tears as he laughed at Linkara

    • @kirbymario2633
      @kirbymario2633 Год назад +15

      I think he means blink as in surprise him with your power. The god underestimates you so you stand your ground and scare it.

    • @notaraven
      @notaraven Год назад +23

      But then he froze

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Год назад +3

      It makes sense in context... but it's basically a villain set up to be beatable by anyone who could ask "What's the point of being everything when you're gonna be everything by yourself for all eternity?"

    • @MmeCShadow
      @MmeCShadow Год назад +7

      I like that "You've never stared in the face of an angry god... and then YOU stare back at it". He was already staring at it. Is he double staring at it? Did he look away and then look back so he could stare at it again? Did he adjust his glasses between staring sessions and how he can actually see it?
      I can't believe he looked at that line and said "Yes, this is perfect, I do not need to edit this at all."

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka Год назад +785

    You know those tv show characters (mostly in cartoons) that are stereotypical nerds or geeks but are so smarmy, egotistical and smug that you enjoy their failures? Ya know, like Bubble Bass or Rick from The Young Ones - the guys who think they’re better than everyone else because they’re “intellectuals.”
    That’s Linkara, but he’s REAL

    • @TenebraeXVII
      @TenebraeXVII Год назад +72

      I'm still not sure that Linkara isn't just an elaborate hoax

    • @MutualSOUL
      @MutualSOUL Год назад +50

      Art imitates life. Another good example of this nerd stereotype is Augustus St. Cloud from The Venture Brothers.

    • @rootfish2671
      @rootfish2671 Год назад

      @@TenebraeXVII it would have to be an Andy Kaufman level hoax to go on this long undetected

    • @golemofwill4728
      @golemofwill4728 Год назад +37

      THE LIGHTBRINGER

    • @JonCrs10
      @JonCrs10 Год назад +16

      @TenebraeXVII it's deeper than that, Minnesota isn't even real

  • @KawaiiCanadafreememes
    @KawaiiCanadafreememes Год назад +386

    10/10 harder then Linkara when he sees the Green M&M

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 Год назад +9

      harder than when Iron Liz sees the first aid box on a suburban knights shooting

    • @EdillColon
      @EdillColon Год назад +1

      This fucked me up.

    • @himwhoisnottobenamed5427
      @himwhoisnottobenamed5427 9 месяцев назад

      Harder than Marzgurl when she doxxed Vic’s mom.

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 25 дней назад

      @@judyhopps9380 wait what happened?

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 24 дня назад

      @@SomeKindaSpy Mr Metokur did a deep dive into everyone who worked on Channel Awesome.
      In Iron Liz's case she wasn't contracted to work for channel awesome at the time, but suffered an injury during filming of suburban knights. Before they got her first aid, the higher ups and Doug made her sign a disclaimer/waver absolving them.

  • @medjed-boi897
    @medjed-boi897 Год назад +113

    The 3 things I got from this whole channel awesome drama:
    1. Everyone was or still is an asshole
    2. Angry joe seemed to be the only one having fun
    3. There's such a thing as death gay muppet gangbang
    Thanks for all the trauma 🥲

    • @Hammerhead547
      @Hammerhead547 Год назад +41

      That and Guru Larry got one over on all of them by treating the site like the joke it was.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Год назад +4

      @@Hammerhead547 'ello you!

    • @Crusader316
      @Crusader316 Год назад

      But what about doug

    • @blissfuldj7627
      @blissfuldj7627 Год назад +6

      Angry Joe was thr only one not angry, man everyone was fucking up on that set

    • @jakublulek3261
      @jakublulek3261 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@Hammerhead547 Guru Larry had one major advantage, as a Britbong, he was isolated from them by an Atlantic ocean. Lot of troubles of Channel Awesome would be avoided if all of them were that isolated from each other.

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 Год назад +217

    This is it boys, the Stone Ocean of the Doug Saga. It’s been a hell of a ride.

    • @brasteen1
      @brasteen1 Год назад +34

      It is truly Made in Heaven.

    • @caiosoares2834
      @caiosoares2834 Год назад +11

      More like the Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Год назад +5

      That is a pretty good way to describe that era.

    • @HSE331
      @HSE331 2 месяца назад

      this fits as stone ocean is the worst part with the worst jojo

  • @mysteryman4915
    @mysteryman4915 Год назад +269

    A fun story about a filmmaker going the distance for the film:
    In Crimson Tide, the director wanted to get a shot of a submarine diving, Namely tge USS ALABAMA. He asked the Navy, and they flat out refused. So the team went to a US submarine base and just waited for days until a submarine left the base, even waiting until the Alabama went in to resupply and then went back out to sea.

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Год назад +50

      They also made sure that it wasn’t illegal to film a submarine from afar. Good thinking on their part.

    • @IncredibleMD
      @IncredibleMD Год назад +14

      It was just coincidence that the boat they filmed was the one the movie took place on.

  • @lam2142
    @lam2142 Год назад +172

    "You know, I was watching, I was watching various places, and I saw Loli, the Almightyloli, making a video about Linkara, the great Linkara, and he said it'll be out when it's out, it'll be out when it's out, and we like that, but great work ethic..." -Donald Trump

    • @medjed-boi897
      @medjed-boi897 Год назад +21

      The great shota was there..... The great shota. Hah it's ok

    • @BlazeWriter
      @BlazeWriter Год назад

      “Don’t you talk about me, you son of a bitch!”

    • @robertwoods3871
      @robertwoods3871 Год назад

      *Don't talk about me, you son of a bitch*

  • @mistergrool3941
    @mistergrool3941 Год назад +1114

    Fun fact: Linkara is still upset that Doug didn't give a shit about him leaving Channel Awesome and expected him to make some kind of heartfelt goodbye AFTER Linkara contributed to the #changethechannel document that almost ruined Doug's career.
    And to think, Lewis could've had a renaissance of popularity just like Doug if he'd only reacted positively to Chris's impression of him.

    • @jeremycarnes1656
      @jeremycarnes1656 Год назад +2

      From what I've read, ol Kinky Linky had already made himself a reputation as an autistic pain in the ass around the few sorta normal guys in the Channel Awesome leadership. I get the impression he wasn't exactly liked. And I can see it. I went through a month phase years ago where I watched a bunch of Linky videos, as I'm also a fan of comics. I started off the month liking him. But as that month wore on, I found his stupid voice, stupid hat, condescension, dumb skits, shit takes on comics, constant political virtue signaling, poor understanding of storylines, and over all sperged out jackass behavior irritating as shit and won't watch him. Then a few years later Metokur made his video on him and I realized, "yeah, I knew I didn't like this guy for a reason".

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 Год назад +185

      If nothing else, Linkara is the dicionary definition of having your cake and wanting to eat it too.

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 Год назад +183

      Guru Larry handled it like a Chad.
      #ChannelLarry

    • @XanderVJ
      @XanderVJ Год назад +94

      Considering Doug is still considered a villain by most of the internet, I wouldn't consider he'd had a comeback. He's only kept the audience who didn't abandon him after the CTC fiasco.

    • @brendaspence1824
      @brendaspence1824 Год назад +40

      @@XanderVJ it has come to my attention people blame Doug for inspiring the “anti sjw” RUclipsrs who have been growing in popularity.people such as critical drinker,nerdrotic etc

  • @youraveragedude9325
    @youraveragedude9325 Год назад +913

    Literally the best way to summarize how Linkara is, is by watching his reaction to OneyPlays talking about him. They didn't even like make fun of him they talked about his shitty comic book character Lightbringer. He still got stupidly pissed at Chris and Zach. While Doug reacted and said that he enjoys their takes and their comments.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh Год назад +173

      All while he claims he's not bothered at all (bullshit) and has totally never even seen one of their videos (double bullshit).

    • @trustno173
      @trustno173 Год назад +209

      I've always found his reaction to Oney hilarious, because they were a lot more harsh on Doug and his flaws and failures whereas they just poke fun at Linkara.

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 Год назад +183

      What always separated Doug from his hangers-on was his sincere gratitude to even have an audience in the first place.

    • @Z50nemesis
      @Z50nemesis Год назад

      @@mariokarter13 thats not true ....like at all lol
      doug loves to shit on his audience and always has

    • @ThriftEGaming
      @ThriftEGaming Год назад +78

      @@EvilDoresh Yeah, and his backpedaling on it is another important part of his character. Lewis always adjusts his positions based on what he perceives to be popular.

  • @kyletitterson-barry1892
    @kyletitterson-barry1892 8 месяцев назад +22

    Damn it Loli, my girlfriend walked in the room as the 'Tyrone' clip played. I blame you for this.

  • @TheIronLiz
    @TheIronLiz Год назад +224

    I did mail you a copy of the Lightbringer comic remake I successfully crowdfunded last year to your PO Box. We’re gearing up to do the campaign for the second book in the trilogy.
    Love to hear what you think of it!!

    • @TheIronLiz
      @TheIronLiz Год назад +57

      Guess I should fully watch the video BEFORE I try to shill my work!! I appreciate the kind words :-)

    • @RageTH22
      @RageTH22 Год назад +23

      You're cool people, Liz. Enjoyed your appearance on Nick Rekieta's show!

    • @jeremycarnes1656
      @jeremycarnes1656 Год назад +14

      When it comes to advertising your own work that was advertised, I'd tell the Iron Lizzes to stand back and stand by...

    • @tymiller2903
      @tymiller2903 Год назад +1

      Got my copy too love it!

    • @USSMariner
      @USSMariner Год назад +2

      Hi Liz.

  • @BlizzardWizzard
    @BlizzardWizzard Год назад +212

    I think the lesson of this movie is that, like a lovecraftian plot point, the knowledge of channel awesome is malicious knowledge that intentionally causes harm to your brain, to thank you for giving it a warm meaty home.

  • @RoshDroz
    @RoshDroz Год назад +49

    It's completely unfair to compare linkaras film with thunder road and clerks, etc. Those films were made by people with talent.

  • @Gojeto346
    @Gojeto346 Год назад +911

    Frank Miller saying “I have no apologies” is the epitome of based

    • @USSMariner
      @USSMariner Год назад +83

      I mean, why should he?

    • @Gojeto346
      @Gojeto346 Год назад +132

      @@USSMariner he shouldn’t, it’s based

    • @Sandra_aschenbach_doyle
      @Sandra_aschenbach_doyle Год назад

      @@Gojeto346 no it really isn’t. Linkara is a douchebag, sure. But that doesn’t make miller less bad.

    • @inconemay1441
      @inconemay1441 Год назад +2

      Huh, I heard that as "I have to apologize", I see now.

    • @manuelpatino7863
      @manuelpatino7863 Год назад +53

      ​​@@USSMariner don't know about "sorry" but he should be ashamed for making garbage like the Dark Night Returns sequels, All-Star Batman & Robin and Holy Terror. Those are some of the worst things ever to be put on paper 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gojira7824
    @gojira7824 Год назад +106

    Hide your green M&Ms and Muppet plushies, it's time for Atop the Fourth Wall.

  • @mr.e2239
    @mr.e2239 Год назад +166

    I find it ironic that Angry Joe who's character is an insane rager, is one of the only ones who didn't turn out to be insane in that lot.

    • @NebLleb
      @NebLleb Год назад +68

      Guy has bad takes, but he's not a knobhead.

    • @thedude3065
      @thedude3065 Год назад +17

      @@NebLleb instead of being out of his mind
      he'll ask
      "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!"

    • @magicjohnson3121
      @magicjohnson3121 Год назад +3

      He’s insane

    • @TMF979Resurge
      @TMF979Resurge Год назад +22

      ​@@NebLlebjust makes him human, we all have bad takes

    • @ExValeFor
      @ExValeFor Год назад

      he's not insane, just retarded

  • @ZnekGeddy
    @ZnekGeddy Год назад +605

    I think the lesson that we can all take away from Linkara's entire existence is to not throw rocks when you're so deluded you don't know you live in a house made of two-way mirrors.

    • @USSMariner
      @USSMariner Год назад +64

      I mean, at that point, at least get better at throwing rocks

    • @jeremycarnes1656
      @jeremycarnes1656 Год назад +28

      I guess he wasn't gonna teach us all a lesson we won't learn, after all.

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 Год назад +35

      Mister Metokur: Make sure to delete your history, especially when you were younger, and for the love of God never make an account for a porn site.

    • @Johno1992
      @Johno1992 Год назад +5

      So don't throw stones in glass houses then

    • @spark154
      @spark154 Год назад +7

      @@mariokarter13 Failing at that, at least do not use your personal email to do so. Like, hell, those things are so easily backtraceable.

  • @risso2309
    @risso2309 Год назад +195

    The lesson here is don't be a narcissist and work towards your goals the right way, slowly, step by step, don't assume or just hope you'll get some big break that'll make your dreams come true.
    I was actually a fan of Linkara, but I'm glad I'm not anymore, he's the kind of person I've realized I hate.

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions Год назад +20

      I never cared for him, he was genuinely so unremarkable I never watched his content and when i tried it was so boring I couldn't even finish the video

    • @robokill387
      @robokill387 Год назад +3

      @@AbrasiousProductionsYeah, I watched a few of his videos in the early days, but stopped because I quickly realised that it was the comics he was reviewing I found funny, not him, in fact he often made them less funny because he beat you over the head with the obvious.

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions Год назад +1

      @@robokill387 I never cared for the dude, always seemed boring.

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 24 дня назад

      @@robokill387 This was my exact same experience. I tried to see some of his stuff, but his rants seemed really out of place and mean spirited. Plus, like literally every single person from CA, they usually missed the point of what they were "reviewing".

  • @MmeCShadow
    @MmeCShadow Год назад +248

    "You've never looked into the face of an angry god and made it blink" is a badass line. It's kind of impressive how Linkara managed to completely ruin it through overwriting and bad delivery.

    • @No-Ink
      @No-Ink 11 месяцев назад +39

      Actually, I think he based it off a line in Venture Bros. where Rusty Venture said, "I spat in the eye of god...and he blinked."

    • @KingSpectre844
      @KingSpectre844 11 месяцев назад +40

      The mark of so many bad writers is over-writing dialogue. It's painful.

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 11 месяцев назад +33

      @@KingSpectre844so many think they can write like Tolkien only to find out that that writing like Tolkien is really fucking hard

    • @austinroundsgallery83
      @austinroundsgallery83 10 месяцев назад +5

      Hm, I like the sound of that.
      *Note to self, save that line for future project..*

    • @horaciosi
      @horaciosi 9 месяцев назад +10

      He has neither the look nor the voice to pull off a badass line like that. No matter what his wish-fulfilment fantasy says, he is not an action hero.

  • @Maykenzie
    @Maykenzie Год назад +429

    The funniest thing Linkara has done to this day is have Rocco Botte bully the shit out of him with the History of Voltage Vengerz series.
    The best part is Rocco didn't even know who he was at the time. He just got shown that video and just couldn't believe someone could hate their own fans this much.

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 Год назад +5

      Ooo, is there a video here on RUclips ... or should I google it?

    • @cresoma
      @cresoma Год назад

      @@arandompasserby7940
      ruclips.net/p/PLg9V5c6aqOldSQIU_S5gujafPqLg8Jj4N

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 Год назад +11

      @@cresoma You, sir or madam, are a saint and a scholar. Thanks so much!

    • @cresoma
      @cresoma Год назад +10

      @@arandompasserby7940
      No problem, dude!

    • @rosas439
      @rosas439 Год назад +10

      Rocco is a sensitive guy too, I once asked him if he was doing a bit at acting like such a shill over Disney Star Wars of all things like a NerdCrew kinda thing and he got mad lol

  • @johnnyboy2537
    @johnnyboy2537 Год назад +86

    Having that clip from the Grey of Liam Neeson begging God to save him fit too well.

  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour Год назад +121

    Can’t wait for the Lightbringer x Sonichu crossover comic

    • @NothingKingKN
      @NothingKingKN Год назад +3

      Based Seymour

    • @Kira-ji2ft
      @Kira-ji2ft 9 месяцев назад +4

      Linkara thinkg he's tough, but he is no match for the sheer autistic energy contained in a single curse ye hame ha

    • @jonathanathor117
      @jonathanathor117 3 месяца назад +1

      @@NothingKingKN A singularity of unknown levels of cringe would be created.

    • @JadeEyes1
      @JadeEyes1 Месяц назад +1

      Keep dreamin'.

  • @heart04winds19
    @heart04winds19 Год назад +383

    Can't help but think that the 90s kid and a loli teaming up to beat up Linkara would be among Luis's ultimate kink fantasy list... only made better if Mis. Piggy and the green M&M were involved

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh Год назад +36

      " _Deeeeeeeeeewwwwd_ ! Screwin' the Green M&M is AWESOME!!"

    • @Theevil6ify
      @Theevil6ify Год назад +26

      @@EvilDoresh **Green M&M puts on a strap on**
      **Smells Like Teen Spirit intensifies**

    • @AJTalon
      @AJTalon Год назад +1

      Only if the loli was also a dickgirl. Then Linkara's fantasy would be complete.

    • @heart04winds19
      @heart04winds19 Год назад +5

      @@AJTalon "Trans representation to the EXTREME dude!!"
      * Teen Spirit playing so loud you can hear it in space *

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 Год назад +1

      @@EvilDoresh Tucker Carlson apparently shares the same fetish

  • @arandompasserby7940
    @arandompasserby7940 Год назад +314

    I wish I had the money to pay for James McCaffrey, the man who voices Max Payne, to read that opening monologue you wrote in his deep, brooding Max Payne voice.

    • @RageTH22
      @RageTH22 Год назад +13

      That would have been perfection.

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 Год назад

      “I thought jack Lupino was a crazy bastard. But to the best of my knowledge lupino never got his rocks off to rape, dead muppets, Raceplay, cuck porn, or the green M&M. With this I have seen true evil. I knew I’d had to kill him. He was a sick bastard, he was gonna hurt somebody.”

    • @ZeGermanFox
      @ZeGermanFox Год назад +20

      I would rather have him narrate pages from Lightbringer lol

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 Год назад +43

      @@ZeGermanFox "I would rather have him narrate pages from Lightbringer lol" Oh God, the first thing that popped into my mind as I read that:
      "There was something disturbingly familiar about the letter before me. The handwriting was all pretty curves. 'You're in a really bad, amateurish comic series, Max.' The truth split my skull open - the bad artwork, the poorly porportioned limbs, the seemingly endless acres worth of page space taken up by speech bubbles, the look on my smudged, crayon-colored face displaying no trace of thought or humanity ...... I was in a bad comic. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."

    • @IamBlackToast
      @IamBlackToast Год назад +3

      You could try asking him. There are a few VAs that’ll do short line readings just for fun.

  • @howdoilogin
    @howdoilogin Год назад +88

    A comic artist who unironically thinks he has been through more than anyone else alive, is extremely autistic, severely overestimates his own skills in everything, in entirely financially dependent on e-begging, and is obsessed with exclaiming his own "artistic" creations based off his self-inserts to be high art worthy of praise despite the minimal effort put into them?
    I'm impressed, I didn't realize Chris-chan managed to make a movie.

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus Год назад +14

      God I wish Chris-chan made a movie. That's like number 1 on the genie wishlist. I need to see a live-action curse-ye-ha-me-ha, inflicting divorce on someone.

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 Год назад +10

      @@WinasaurusI’m honestly shocked Chris never attempted to make a sonichu film, considering he was delusional enough to think he would get a game made

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus Год назад +5

      @@leviticusprime4904 I think the issue is that at the time, Reggie and Jay-Z were thinking of a different direction for the franchise. A film is for a more refined audience, but you need a game to bring in the kids to set the franchise really.
      But more seriously, I think it's just that he was autistically obsessed with games and so that's what he was thinking about at the time. I'm sure if the sonic movie came out earlier he'd be like harvey weinstein but for animated movies.

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Winasaurus “Harvey Weinstein of animated movies”, you mean John Lasseter?

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 24 дня назад

      He also accuses anyone and everyone of being a troll/trolling him and trying to get a rise out of him instead of being mature and trying to take it in stride. What a freak.

  • @baman7041
    @baman7041 Год назад +331

    My heart sank when I saw the notification and was faced with the face of the *Lightbringer* himself
    The bad comics weren’t the only thing burning. My soul was also burning as his eyes drilled into mine. Linkara, have mercy on me

  • @damienlarson4145
    @damienlarson4145 Год назад +127

    If you tell Ron Liefeld that his art sucks, he wouldn't care. I respect.

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye Год назад +10

      His art does suck though. No respect.

    • @lukasluna7475
      @lukasluna7475 Год назад +35

      Seeing how many comic artists nowadays visibly stopped trying, I'd take Rob's trying too hard over that any day

    • @lukasluna7475
      @lukasluna7475 Год назад +10

      Though I will concede that some of his worst criticisms (looking at you heroes reborn Cap) are well earned

    • @brendaspence1824
      @brendaspence1824 Год назад +4

      His art actually does suck tho

    • @damienlarson4145
      @damienlarson4145 Год назад +13

      @@brendaspence1824 I know that his art sucks, but I respect the man of the fact that he doesn't care if you say that his art sucks.

  • @SenisPucker
    @SenisPucker Год назад +45

    What *is* CA-era Linkara's power fantasy, anyway? He touches on so many of them at once that it's impossible to work out. Does he want to be a suave, classy, and charismatic crooner? A stern, troubled, yet respected Picard-like commander? A superhero? An angel? Doctor Who? It's like he sees a new bit of media he likes every couple of weeks and it completely takes over the creative part of his mind until he sees something else. I'd call it a symptom of autism, but... it's not like we need to dig *that* deep to work that out about him.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 4 месяца назад +1

      Loli is totally correct: Linkara is a less talented Neil Breen.

    • @averymicrowave1713
      @averymicrowave1713 3 месяца назад +4

      There seems to be some commonality. It seems like he sincerely wants to be seen as some powerful but mysterious and intelligent gentleman. Like he thinks he'll be intriguing while acting like he knows better than everyone.

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 24 дня назад +2

      i think all of those combined. he wants to be both feared and respected. he wants SOME kind of love, respect, or recognition of his supposed "talents", and yet when someone gives an honest criticism to him he sees it as an attack on his character or talent. It's really sad to see, as it's pretty common with most guys who spend way too much time on frivolous topics and put far too much investment into their internet persona. Dude, there's a real world with real people in it.

  • @nono9543
    @nono9543 Год назад +171

    Even as young autistic kid who really enjoyed Channel Awesome movies unironically (With the exception of To Boldly Flee) I could never NEVER finish this movie.
    Say what you want about Doug but at least he has some form of charisma. Linkara has the self awareness of a Goldfish in some of these and it's absolutely painful to watch. In no universe can I ever imagine myself enjoying this film. Ironic or otherwise.

    • @squigin3380
      @squigin3380 Год назад +10

      Somehow I was really into at4w,still skipped this movie back then lol

    • @nono9543
      @nono9543 Год назад +9

      @@squigin3380 Same. I enjoyed AT4W when I was younger but somehow his skits were extra weak for me

    • @squigin3380
      @squigin3380 Год назад +8

      @@nono9543 yeah I would always skip the at4w universe story parts in his reviews even then

    • @scroogemccuck985
      @scroogemccuck985 Год назад +12

      I remember LOVING Channel Awesome as a kid, back when it was ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, thankfully I could never get into Linkara. Even then I thought he was a smug, obnoxious jackass

    • @ringtail99
      @ringtail99 Год назад +4

      same exact opinion

  • @Kardel_VA
    @Kardel_VA Год назад +35

    >Looks at thumbnail
    >Looks at title
    >Realizatiom kicks in
    And Lo, I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him! And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth!

  • @darthgamer9861
    @darthgamer9861 Год назад +166

    lets also remember that Linkara unironically declared himself better than George Lucas

    • @TheEmperorHyperion
      @TheEmperorHyperion Год назад +61

      Between this movie and Lightbringer? He couldn't hold muster to _Uwe Boll!_

    • @darthgamer9861
      @darthgamer9861 Год назад +12

      @@TheEmperorHyperion exactly. the ego on Linkara would be impressive if it wasnt so infuriating

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh Год назад +46

      That's probably one of the most annyoing things about him if you stare into the abyss for too long.
      Not only does he like to praise his own creations, but he tends to belittle _other_ content producers in the same breath. It's like he can't stroke his ego properly without going "I'm better than X".
      Dude even had to shit on the Irate Gamer for this, because apparently he couldn't think of anyone else with "worse lore".

    • @darthgamer9861
      @darthgamer9861 Год назад +15

      @@EvilDoresh the fact that he had to resort to dunking on someone who hasnt been relevant in ten years is pathetic. I remember seeing that parody (I was still a fan of Linkara) and just sort of begrudgingly liking it, but in hindsight? The IG bashing had long run its course.

    • @sentinel-zx7mj
      @sentinel-zx7mj Год назад +15

      @@EvilDoresh at least the irate gamer redeemed himself from what i have heard.

  • @The_pie_master
    @The_pie_master Год назад +71

    Nostalgic critic didn’t die for our sins For this shit to be made

  • @unavailable8282
    @unavailable8282 Год назад +136

    How long until Linkara catches a sexual assault accusation considering he claims himself is a such a big feminist and male ally

    • @rootfish2671
      @rootfish2671 Год назад +48

      When they find the child corpses in his backyard

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 Год назад +40

      Kind of surprised something like that has not already happened to him. I guess he is largely super protected by his Mods and so. Yet, knowing his habits, something will likely slip through one day.

    • @tadpolegaming4510
      @tadpolegaming4510 Год назад +28

      Undoubtedly several situations like that have been defused without us knowing. One will slip out eventually.

    • @TheEmperorHyperion
      @TheEmperorHyperion Год назад +15

      @@rootfish2671 dressed as Muppets, and a Green M&M latex statue in the shed, "painted" white.

    • @Aerodeth
      @Aerodeth Год назад +3

      I bet you Iron Liz knows something... I BET YOU.

  • @Sleesus
    @Sleesus Год назад +130

    When I was stuck in an elevator once with Linkara when I forgot some stuff from my hotel room at some convention years ago it was like that scene from Evangelion but instead of angry brooding it was just me awkwardly me holding back my urge to "MMMMM!!!". One of the highlights of the last few years honestly.

    • @ringtail99
      @ringtail99 Год назад +5

      mmmmmmmmmm what does that mean?

    • @Gairith
      @Gairith Год назад +14

      Should have asked him about muppet babies

    • @emytzu
      @emytzu Год назад +18

      Did you have green M&Ms on you to distract him just in case?

    • @Sleesus
      @Sleesus Год назад +14

      @@emytzu I don't think I needed to distract him he seemed pretty set on getting into his hotel room lmao. However if he was more than a mere man and in fact some kind of mystical and whimsical cryptid I'd probably be dead because I had no offerings of m&ms green or otherwise. I think I'm fine with it just being a funny awkward coincidence that stuck with me for the last few years instead of an encounter with he who sits upon the wall.

  • @kyon813
    @kyon813 Год назад +183

    Loli missed an opportunity by not starting with a rant about his "History of Channel Awesome" videos and how they'll be "out when they're out."
    We like that, "it'll be out when it's out". Great work ethic.

    • @wardenunknown
      @wardenunknown Год назад +1

      Don't you talk about me you son of a bitch!

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 Год назад +31

      @@wardenunknown Look, there he is! There he is, get him outta here, get him the hell outta here!

    • @wardenunknown
      @wardenunknown Год назад +24

      @@kyon813 It's me, the *Lightbringer!*

    • @southofheck
      @southofheck Год назад +20

      @@kyon813 throw him out in the cold! Don’t give him his jacket, don’t give him his jacket!

    • @horaciosi
      @horaciosi Год назад

      "Great work ethic" How did such a simple and quite frankly UNFUNNY line became a meme?

  • @noravanguard
    @noravanguard Год назад +66

    I wonder if loli will be the new thorn in his side like oneyplays and Doug

    • @USSMariner
      @USSMariner Год назад +1

      THE ONLY PLACE LOLIS BELONG IS GETTING RAPED BY THE GREEN M&M - Lewis, probably

  • @hazeman671
    @hazeman671 Год назад +172

    As somebody who has worked in the film and television industry, it always baffles me how online personalities like Linkara decide to use their budgets when they get funded for projects like this. I've seen and worked on films made for next to nothing that are better than anything Linkara has done because they bothered to: hire professional actors, rent a high quality camera, rent professional lighting, and sound equipment and hire crew members that know how to utilize the equipment properly. People like Linkara don't understand they'll never be taken seriously as filmmakers because they lack a basic understanding of what goes in to making a "legitimate" movie. Worst of all, Linkara refuses to learn about the filmmaking process in any way and don't even bother to try and improve on his previous works technically or artistically.
    It's kind of like meeting that one kid who made a funny video project with his friends for class back in highschool after 10 years. They claim they're a filmmaker now, then they show you their movie and it looks exactly the same as their video from high school. Some people just don't get it. Maybe it's Linkara's ego, or maybe he just never really cared.

    • @emytzu
      @emytzu Год назад +25

      Probably because no professional that isn't desperate for money would take this project on.
      Or they would have to change it up so much it wouldn't even result in AT4W movie.
      I mean, even for a movie about himself....would you even cast Linkara as the main character? As an actor even?

    • @whoareyoureally145
      @whoareyoureally145 Год назад +18

      To be fair, you could say the same about the CA movies.

    • @IncredibleMD
      @IncredibleMD Год назад +5

      What really gets me is the direction. There wasn't any, at least not in the sense anyone who knows anything about filmmaking would recognize. How else do you explain shots like 23:18, 23:26, 25:18, or 39:00?
      You could have the nicest camera, lighting, and sound in the world and it wouldn't make 17:48 look decent. It wouldn't make everyone look in the right direction, or make all the red solo cups vanish.

    • @jakublulek3261
      @jakublulek3261 5 месяцев назад +1

      I think it was a feature creep. They wanted to cram in too much and lost control, so they have to sacrifice something. Sadly it was quality.

    • @jsc315
      @jsc315 4 месяца назад

      The only one of this group that did anything of worth while was Brad Jones. The films I saw of his, send that he at least understands how to actually shoot a film on a micro budget and the basic fundamentals of film making.

  • @dangerousidiot1111
    @dangerousidiot1111 Год назад +33

    31:00 WTF?????? He named the black football star..... TYRONE?

  • @kivsto8130
    @kivsto8130 Год назад +82

    The only guy who can make a trench coat with a little cape, vest and trilby hat look lame

    • @PTp1ranha
      @PTp1ranha Год назад +13

      Doesn't help that he's got an eternal babyface.

    • @draysmusicalshtposts6340
      @draysmusicalshtposts6340 Год назад

      Ok let's be real there's a lot of mfs in this world who do that as well 🤣
      I agree tho

    • @horaciosi
      @horaciosi Год назад +5

      @@PTp1ranha With perpetually dead eyes.

  • @orkutfinance
    @orkutfinance Год назад +52

    For a guy who was really upset during the change the channel controversy, Linkara really loves drawing all of his influences from Channel Awesome's movies.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Год назад +3

      That's a carryover from how the superhero comics he reads handle continuity across series, early on he used to crossover with Spoony's Dr Insano character as a villain for his reviews and shit, until later on when Lewis introduced an alternate universe Dr Insano played by himself so he could use the character without having to rely on Spoony being avaliable.
      He also had a whole plot about an alternate terrorist version of himself or something (I don't think it was Mecha Chara) threatening to blow up Marvel HQ to make them delete One More Day from Spiderman canon, and Lewis giving an awesome speech about how they shouldn't take the easy way out but instead do it right and make a good story to retcon the whole thing, and I guess something about how terrorism was kinda outta line or something.
      Point is dude takes continuity in indefinitely running episodic shit that isn't designed to have a serialised continuity in the first place very seriously, both in his hobbyies as well as his channel, he was part of Channel Awesome at some point so he has to find a way to keep continuity and reestablish the status quo when no one but him gives a fuck about it.

  • @TheDantedarkdemon201
    @TheDantedarkdemon201 Год назад +32

    Five bucks says linkara will make a tweet complaining about this

  • @TorridPrime217
    @TorridPrime217 Год назад +297

    Long-time Linkara fan, here;
    He was one of the first RUclips reviewers I really started seriously following, and for a long time, he was my favorite reviewer on all of RUclips, and even an inspiration for a few of my very small video backlog [like, the two actual reviews I made] I genuinely like his videos, his 'History of Power Rangers' series genuinely got me interested in a franchise I'd originally just written off as stupid -and I still am, to this day, BTW.
    Heck; the clip of his refutation of Doug's 'Bat Credit Card' bit is probably the most popular video on my channel, to the point where I think even OneyPlays cited it and directly or indirectly directed their fans _to_ _my_ _video_ , a fact I genuinely find humbling.
    By all indication, he seemed like a genuine dude, a guy who just loved comics and the wild and wacky superhero medium, who openly and unashamedly enjoyed the crazier side of the funnybooks. I didn't want to accept that he was really a bad person, I also simply took Metokur's expose on him to just be an embarrassing edgy teenage phase he wants to forget about.
    But... as time went on, and political discourse in general became more... stupid... it started to slowly bleed into his videos, and my doubts finally began to properly manifest. But even during his cringe-inducing three-part defense of 'The Last Jedi' -and the majority of my counterarguments he just flat-out ignored; I simply took it as nothing more than a bad take born from a different opinion. Then I discovered Kinky-Linky, and I accepted the hard truth; that Lewis 'Linkara' Luvhog is a complete, narcissistic @$$hole.
    I still watch his videos. For now, I can still separate the art from the artist -MOST of the time. But, now that I know what lies beneath the surface? Now that I know what he's really like? Now that I know its only a matter of time before I can no longer separate the art from the artist?
    Well... Its been a wild ride.
    I've known for a while, now, that I'll one day have to cut him out of my feed, altogether. But after the JSG fallout; I've come to realize just how fallible the majority of people, in general, are, and none of the people I follow are any exception. And knowing the Linkara ride is coming to an end? Well, it all just adds a layer of soft bitterness to the whole circumstance.
    I wish things were different, I wish he'd just take his shortcomings on the chin and laugh at himself like the rest of us, to just own up to being a gross deviant in his youth [like we all were, let's be honest. Don't lie to me] and to make 'The Lightbringer' a frequent recurring character in his videos. I wish someone I looked up to in my younger days could be humble, could truly be inspirational.
    But... he is, after all, only human. And humans are not immortal. Everyone dies, everything fades... and everything comes to an end.
    This comment is long. I apologize for nothing.

  • @LastoftheInfamousWinos
    @LastoftheInfamousWinos Год назад +127

    As a fan of Brad Jones, I always found it funny that the “worst” that people have to say about him is his Loyalty to Doug. Mister Metokur didn’t have a bad thing to say about him, and all the critical looks at CA seem to leave him unscathed. Only Guru Larry is the one that’s 100% under the radar for these things.
    If anyone can answer why “Breadtube” is so called that would be great.

    • @LethargicGM
      @LethargicGM Год назад +42

      It's a joke about bread lines.
      If I remember correctly that sub-culture chose that name for themselves.

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 Год назад +79

      @@LethargicGM
      It’s more than just bread lines.
      They take their name from Kropotkin’s “The Conquest of Bread,” which is an idealistic screed about how great socialism is. I think the central premise is about the need to control food supply to give the world True Communism(tm), but it ends with an admission that his vision is idealistic and wouldn’t work with the realities of life.
      So for Breadtube to take that name is a very amusing admission of not having self-awareness to those of us in the know.

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 Год назад +18

      As for Brad, his drama was more internal, like him firing one of his more popular contributors because a girl he had the hots for didn’t reciprocate but DID reciprocate with said contributor.

    • @ZX-Gear
      @ZX-Gear Год назад +1

      @Jack Daone Wow........self-proclaimed Communists/Socialists have ZERO idea about their ideology or do any research whatsoever. Imagine my very own shock.

    • @TankHardcheese
      @TankHardcheese Год назад +6

      @@jackdaone6469 Also he claimed Obscurus Lupa had his father-in-law's funeral SWAT'd, which was a lie.

  • @HoChiMints2007
    @HoChiMints2007 Год назад +202

    Is Furious Felipe genuinely the ONLY person who actually had fun filming these movies?

    • @redman9493
      @redman9493 Год назад +116

      "I'm just happy to be here." - Burrito Bandito

    • @allenharper2928
      @allenharper2928 Год назад +92

      "Eh, it was a paycheck."
      - Assblasted Alejandro

    • @Angel_Kinzoku
      @Angel_Kinzoku Год назад +55

      "I've had worse times"
      ~Raging Rodolpho

    • @gojira7824
      @gojira7824 Год назад +54

      "A job's a job."
      - Hostile Henrique

    • @Archedgar
      @Archedgar Год назад +26

      @Straight Edge Otaku Snob is based as fuck though. That guy was not just more talented than the rest, but also genuinely a much better person.
      I haven't followed his stuff in a long time but from what I remember, he was the only one that never got involved in drama by choice unlike the rest.

  • @Josh-ez5hf
    @Josh-ez5hf Год назад +113

    The examples you stated regarding power fantasies like Berserk and James Bond give off a second hand power high while Linkara's work is just emotional masturbation. The fantasy is strictly for him

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh Год назад +42

      Also I don't think anyone _really_ wants to be Guts, or really _anyone_ in his setting. It's not a fun place to be around.

    • @theholygamer969
      @theholygamer969 Год назад +20

      @@EvilDoresh Exactly. Instead, people want to see him achieve happiness and be free of the Brand of Sacrifice.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Год назад +9

      @@EvilDoresh yeah I'm not sure Berserk was a good example to pick, he's cool but you don't really wanna live his life like you would James Bond or Indiana Jones'.

    • @jhonmaverick9963
      @jhonmaverick9963 Год назад +9

      @@EvilDoresh When people say they want to be Guts. I think what they mean is they want to have his strength, his fortitude, his spirit, his grit and determination, and to have the sheer indomitable will to rise against any adversity. That if and when shit hits the fan, I, along with others, would want to be Guts.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh Год назад +6

      @@jhonmaverick9963 Though I'd personally prefer it to be able to sleep _without_ every restless spirit in the area homing in on me XD

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 Год назад +87

    Linkara never fully figured out what made AVGN and Nostalgia Critic so popular. He was never able to laugh at himself. James and Doug made characters that were not heroes by any stretch and made it very clear that they are overreacting in an attempt at self deprication of how pathetic and narcissistic the fandoms they frequent can be. Linkara believes everything he says is important and he is better than you, making his pouting at his parodies over the years an inevitability.

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor Год назад +12

      But then again, that worked in context a decade ago. In the Golden Age of Channel Awesome (so, until about Suburban Knights), he existed in the broader environment of the other "angry reviewers" of the site. In that context, he formed a bit of a Freudian Trio with the two other biggest reviewers there: the NC was a the Id (a deranged, self-centered, borderline villainous manchild character), Spoony was the Ego (unlike most angry reviewers, he didn't play a separate persona, automatically making him the most natural and "normal" one) and Linkara was the Superego (the nicest, most morally upstanding of the three, eventually evolving into a kind of gadgeteer superhero character).
      However, once that dynamic (which only loosely existed, to begin with) fell apart, so did the three of them. NC became self-absorbed and chasing his past glory, Spoony couldn't divorce his real life and his online activity, and chose to abandon the latter, and Linkara became more self-righteous and overbearing over time.

    • @pengwin_
      @pengwin_ Год назад +3

      very true, lewis took himself way too seriously.

    • @pengwin_
      @pengwin_ Год назад +2

      @@Horvath_Gabor good point

  • @havoc697
    @havoc697 Год назад +76

    I think its really telling that Linkara refutes all criticism of his film as "bullying" more or less, yet he is allowed to call the guy who wrote Starman a hack fraud because he wrote 1 bad comic where he killed off his favourite character.

  • @virtueofabsolution7641
    @virtueofabsolution7641 Год назад +144

    As an actor who acted in high school and was terrible in highschool and now understands acting *far* past his prime and *far* past when anyone would hire him it’s easy to say “these people are awful”
    But the truth is that most people don’t truly understand character acting, like politics, until they are in at least their mid 30s. This is where most people begin to truly understand their bodies.
    This is exactly WHY most actors you see in high school roles are 20-30somethings playing high schoolers.

    • @horaciosi
      @horaciosi Год назад +4

      When I looked that the TV Tropes page "He Really Can Act", I legitimately cringed at the inclusion of Lewis. He can't act for fucking shit!

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 Год назад +8

      @@horaciosi he probably wrote that in himself

    • @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
      @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon Год назад +7

      Ok, but Linkara was in his mid 30s.

    • @Mamato4525
      @Mamato4525 Год назад +4

      ​@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon"Most"

    • @ThePrestonMN
      @ThePrestonMN Год назад +3

      Nick Landis is actually a great voice actor. I hate seeing him here.

  • @jonahfalcon1970
    @jonahfalcon1970 Год назад +107

    James Rolfe never wanted to be an "angry reviewer". He wanted and still wants to be a filmmaker, not a content creator.

    • @KonEl-BlackZero
      @KonEl-BlackZero Год назад +36

      Sadly he no longers has time

    • @internettraveler8666
      @internettraveler8666 Год назад +9

      he failed

    • @triceratroytv2292
      @triceratroytv2292 Год назад +2

      But he's shit at filmmaking and doesn't have any time because "muh kids"

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 Год назад +5

      He failed.

    • @dakota7745
      @dakota7745 Год назад +31

      I dont think he failed, he succeeded but not in the way he imagined and instead of being bitter about it, he embraced it and ran with it. And for that, he deserves respect.

  • @TheAutistWhisperer
    @TheAutistWhisperer Год назад +33

    Linkara is a smarmy sanctimonious tool who derides the depiction of female characters in comics whilst also having questionable kinks. He's a massive hypocrite and just like his contemporaries he doesn't criticise the art, he wants to dictate the art.

  • @FilmmakerJ
    @FilmmakerJ Год назад +124

    Funny thing about Brad Jones is that he was the snarky hard-edged snobby film guy for the first few years of his show. But some time after his E.T. knockoff marathon, and after he started doing his DVD-R Hell series, he slowly transitioned to a less dry, less snobby and more quirky, almost kid's show parody of himself. Like a tongue-in-cheek Mr. Rogers that talks about crappy 70s musicals and slasher films for 30 minutes.

    • @esprit101
      @esprit101 Год назад +4

      I consider everything related to TGWTG as radioactive, but that description actually intrigues me. Maybe I'll check him out one day.

    • @FilmmakerJ
      @FilmmakerJ Год назад +51

      @@esprit101 I consider Brad Jones the least cringy person to be associated with the core of Channel Awesome. He does his own thing and always has and never felt like his main line reviews needed skits. He saved that for his 80's Dan series.
      Phelous is probably the guy with the least baggage, though, as I've never once heard anyone bad-mouth him, past or present.

    • @esprit101
      @esprit101 Год назад +14

      @@FilmmakerJ I'll look into him, but I found Redlettermedia ~11 years ago and their content pretty much supplanted anything from TGWTG and associates.
      They actually knew how to let a joke breathe, don't think references equal comedy and make fun of themselves all the time. It's like a straight upgrade on anything Doug and friends ever did.

    • @FilmmakerJ
      @FilmmakerJ Год назад +17

      @@esprit101 100% agree. RedLetterMedia has enjoyed greater growth and longevity due to their comradery, dry humor, and selfawareness.

    • @ringtail99
      @ringtail99 Год назад +6

      @@FilmmakerJ phelous is so funny watch his dingo picture films reviews

  • @user-dh9mw8mh3t
    @user-dh9mw8mh3t Год назад +97

    I have just realized something about Linkara. He got relentlessly bullied for his lightbringer comic because it was bad and an outlet for his narcissism. So he took the lesson to heart stopped with the lightbringer and chose to use a different medium to tell his most important message to all. That message is: "Linkara is the most brilliant person there is to walk the planet" and you can now see this in the "lore" of his internet comic reviews. That is a lot of determination in the face of adversity.

    • @NIDELLANEUM
      @NIDELLANEUM Год назад +15

      It makes you wonder if he decided to took this persona of someone who reviews bad comics so that he could say "oh yeah, my comics are bad? Well look at comics that are WORSE"

  • @samzilla567
    @samzilla567 Год назад +320

    Linkara's beef with Frank Miller was always funny to me. Hands down one of the greatest comic book authors of all time, and Linkara is livid that he featured hot chicks in his comics. Oh the horror!

    • @Whightknight16
      @Whightknight16 Год назад +45

      He did make Holy Terror which even Miller hates but still having a different opinion doesn't mean taking personal beef with someone

    • @DaywalkerNL94
      @DaywalkerNL94 Год назад +20

      My favorite part is Lniki refusing Frank's apology

    • @Sousabird
      @Sousabird Год назад +52

      Frank Miller was great. He hasn't written anything good in a real long time.

    • @JoeChillton
      @JoeChillton Год назад +5

      Then ya didn't get what the outburst was about how they're basically just trophies and blatant about it, nothing under the skin.

    • @redman9493
      @redman9493 Год назад +32

      @@Sousabird All of his newer stuff just feels like a troll on comic books in general. I always assumed he was bitter about the industry, like Alan Moore is.

  • @Dragonwolfworm
    @Dragonwolfworm Год назад +22

    Linkara is basically what I envision most redditors look and sound like. Complete with the utter lack of self-awareness and having no real opinions outside what makes them sound righteous.

  • @Chrizinator
    @Chrizinator Год назад +21

    Two signs that we live in the bad timeline:
    1) Linkara made a movie instead of Spoony.
    2) Film Brain cameo’d in Spoony’s videos.
    Edit: Also you may as well call Erod “Angry Internet Reviewer number 341”. The idea of him getting pissy that he didn’t get to star in Too Boldly Flee is funny to me. It’s the equivalent of an intern asking the CEO if he could be part of the board of directors.

  • @TheJonesChannel11
    @TheJonesChannel11 Год назад +111

    Loli, seriously. Thank YOU for torturing yourself to clear up the weird ass Channel Awesome Doc, sharing the fallout, and essentially showing everyone several years later what this whole mess amounted too. As weird as this sounds, I've watched your channel awesome video several times just to try and even understand this whole fucking drama around this channel. Fucking nuts bro. Again, thank you for all your work.

  • @AwfulWaffle8474
    @AwfulWaffle8474 Месяц назад +15

    Linkara justified swatting people. that's all you need to know about who he is.

    • @lukasvonweidts9681
      @lukasvonweidts9681 Месяц назад +1

      Well, technically he denied that the swatting happened. Still shitty, just a different shitty

  • @stevesteve8244
    @stevesteve8244 Год назад +42

    10:55
    ERod had one of the strangest relationships with fans.
    He used to complain A LOT about not making enough money, getting screwed by people, being an unknown among thousands of reviewers... And yet he treated his fans like trash.
    He and his team used to give really dry and harsh answers when fans asked basic questions.
    I remember when people asked him if he had watched the BvS trailer, his reponse was "OF COURSE I'VE SEEN IT. STOP SENDING ME THIS MESSAGE. WHOEVER KEEPS ASKING THIS WILL BE BANNED.'

    • @Archedgar
      @Archedgar Год назад +18

      So he was basically Spoony without the talent ? maybe a little worse than Spoony actually.

  • @phantomgoblin5540
    @phantomgoblin5540 Год назад +215

    It's kinda unfortunate that Linkara sounds almost NEAR identical to Chris-Chan in voice minus the accent but it is also extremely hilarious that he is one degree or rather one chromosome away from just being Chris-Chan

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 Год назад +4

      His voice, his morbid obesity, his terrible takes, his delusions of grandeur. He’s just like Chris

    • @Gairith
      @Gairith Год назад +39

      But instead of transitioning, he has a fetish for them. Possible ship?

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 Год назад +1

      Amazing how they both are opening perverted and closeted about their $exual interests. Yet try to act like respectable proper gentlemen with a moral high ground when confronted about it. Both made terrible comics with ripped off material. Both are narcissistic and egocentric, have no understanding why they get made fun of yet it’s there own fault.

    • @whoareyoureally145
      @whoareyoureally145 Год назад

      @@Gairith Chris already shipped himself with his geriatric mother, and is probably going to spend the rest of his life in a mental institution. So no.

    • @darthgamer9861
      @darthgamer9861 Год назад +25

      @@Gairith I really, REALLY didnt need that image sir. I will now stick my head in a cement mixer.

  • @segaseth
    @segaseth 10 месяцев назад +15

    Linkara has been a dick to me on 3 separate occasions. Doug has always been an absolute saint. I used to be a fan but talk about disappointment meeting him was awful and his reaction to oneyplays is pathetic

  • @JeanMarceaux
    @JeanMarceaux 4 месяца назад +15

    "You don't know what it is to fight something that truly, TRULY, wants you DEAD!"
    -Linkara talking about his experience with OneyPlays

    • @Moud_M
      @Moud_M 4 месяца назад +1

      “And then, you, FROZE!” - Someone when Linkara sees a dead gay muppet gangbang

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 24 дня назад

      oneyplays dont want him dead, they want him to keep existing because his existence is hilarious

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 24 дня назад

      @@SomeKindaSpy no, Linkara thinks oneyplays want him dead, they obviously do not.

  • @tord4336
    @tord4336 Год назад +45

    I have a personal story about Linkara. Some years ago, not that long after the change the channel document, Linkara made one of his milestone videos, I think it was his 600th video or something like that. Anyways, in the beginning of the video Linkara talk about his past, but purposely leav out trying out for the tgwtg contest. Making a joke about him not beaing inspierd by anyone else. So I make this comment on the video "still bad blood between you and channel awsome I see."
    Literally 10 seconds later (I am not exaggerating) Linkara reply to my comment. Asking me why I hadd to drag up drama and bring down the mode on such a happy day. the before I can even reply to Linkara I get an other reply. And that has to be one of the most aggressiv comments I have ever gotten, reading more like a parodi of an angry youtube comment, lot of swear words. But of course Linkara hadd no problem with that comment. Anyway I told Linkara that I only trolled him a littel about it becuse, you know, he made a joke about it in his video. Linkara then told me that I hadd missunderstod the joke, and that he hadd pland to make it look like doug walker hadd nothing to do with the creation of his show long before the channel awsome document. I call BS but either way how was I supposed to know that. He also is perplexed at the very consept of one of his fans making a joke at his expense, asking me why I would think to do something like that. He also informed me that he would not tolerate bad behavior and would not hesitate banning me. Agien completely ignoring that pargaph long comment calling me every swear word known to man.
    Anyway I get kind of pissed at this point, and tell him that yes I am indeed willing to make jokes about pepole I like, and that it was he who choosed to respond to the comment about the drama, insted of the comment I hadd made earlier congratulating him on his milestone.
    He then told me that he was too busy to respond to every comment, because if I had not noticed, he got a lot of comments and he hadd work to do.
    I scrolled true alle 500 comments on the video at the time. Literally all of them vere just congratulating him or wishing him the best, exept two that who noticed that Linkara's voice was a little of. They were the only other comments Linkara hadd responded to, telling them that he indeed hadd a sore throat.

  • @gavinkurtjaug6209
    @gavinkurtjaug6209 Год назад +43

    This is my first time hearing Linkara and holy shit he sounds just like Oney when he's doing the Linkara impression

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 24 дня назад

      Oney's a talented impersonator.

  • @Adorni
    @Adorni Год назад +22

    Here's something: Why is James Rolfe's movie the _only_ one that's actually about his profession? If I recall, it's about reviewing the ET game. Sure, the premise is more than that, but his character's aim as the Nerd in that film had to do with reviewing a crappy game, which is what he does, right? So why doesn't Linkara's movie have to do with reviewing a bad comic? Was he actually arrogant enough to believe that his fans wanted to see him make a film about his character, rather than reviewing a film?
    (of course, he is, what am I talking about?)

    • @starofjustice1
      @starofjustice1 Год назад +10

      "Was he actually arrogant enough to believe that his fans wanted to see him make a film about his character, rather than reviewing a film?"
      Pretty much, yeah?
      From the perspective of someone who did watch Linkara for a while at the beginning, it was maybe about 2-3 years in where he seemed to think the size of his audience meant he could start telling a story in his videos that people would want to see. He honestly seemed surprised when like half the people who watched his videos were leaving comments like "dude why you keep stopping the review for 5-10 mins to have a dumb fight with ur evil twin who cares about that sh!t". Which made him move all that stuff to the end of the video so people who just wanted to see the reviews could just see that without getting mad about the dumb interruptions.
      But he still thought he could make this big space epic a lot of his fans would want to see. Even though a *big* part of them made it clear they didn't care about his lore, and he actually changed his structure to make them happy.

  • @neath6341
    @neath6341 Год назад +48

    TAL took no chances with this one, if he played this on stream only God knows what shota would've done

  • @Trid3nt861
    @Trid3nt861 Год назад +28

    Is linkara the same person who cried about individuals using ad-block?

    • @antoniosimoes5237
      @antoniosimoes5237 Год назад +20

      Yes it's basically what spawned the meme "stop using ad block you're being selfish"

  • @ImGazu
    @ImGazu Год назад +48

    "Yeah, Doug not taking everyone to Applebee's is canon."

  • @arkum4235
    @arkum4235 Год назад +92

    How the hell did Linkara rope Lanipator into this? Dude somehow got one of the founding Team Four Star members to take part in a "movie" as a character that's carried by his performance.

    • @lkcdarzadix6216
      @lkcdarzadix6216 Год назад +32

      Same as takahata 101 just ask and they work for free, joking aside linkara may had just ask Lani while in a Con Lani just said sure why not

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 Год назад +68

      TeamFourStar was actually really close to Channel Awesome early on. When TFS got their channel taken down by Funimation the first time, CA actually stepped in and hosted DBZA on TGWTG. As a result, TFS was really friendly with the CA guys. So Lanipator being in Linkara’s movie makes sense.

    • @OmegaTyrant
      @OmegaTyrant Год назад +40

      @@jackdaone6469 Also Linkara once voice acted in DBZA too (voicing the Namekian elder that Vegeta kills), so Linkara in particular already had a working relationship with them long before this movie.

    • @The_Blue_Otaku
      @The_Blue_Otaku Год назад +16

      I like how Tomar voiced the buff red henchman who's part of Turles's crew of misfit minions in DBZA Christmas Tree of Might

    • @ErrantPathfinder
      @ErrantPathfinder Год назад +1

      Well now they're all washed up nobodies so I guess they got on so well because they were peas in the same stupid pod.

  • @theOriginalRudeDude
    @theOriginalRudeDude Год назад +33

    Upon seeing this upload I felt my entire body fling it’s soul out in sheer terror…. and yet I’m still gonna watch this for AL’s review.

  • @Go_away_loser
    @Go_away_loser 4 месяца назад +13

    I like how Linkara is offended about the studio supervision when the biggest movie studios in the world have a whole team of studio managers specifically hired to tell the production teams what they can and cannot do.

  • @EvilDoresh
    @EvilDoresh Год назад +52

    My favorite cringe moments:
    1) The middle portion of the movie where Linkara's various side characters impart deep wisdom on those _lesser_ characters. Also includes an OOC moment for Lupa (90's Kid lectures Lupa about the wonders of loving terrible crap from the 90's, even though afaik Lupa's reviewer shtick is loving terrible crap from the _80's_ ; you'd think they shouldn't need until the grand finale to become BFFs)
    2) That studio / warehouse used in the finale just kills the mood. I know these movies aren't exactly known for professional lighting, but this was supposed to be a derelict base on a moon of Jupiter (I _think_ ). It shouldn't be the most brightly lit set in the entire movie - especially not if you want to use it for horror and action.
    3) You'd think the finale would be more of a team effort, but Linkara is really the only important contributor. _He_ figures out the villain's secret, and _he_ takes him out _twice_ (having your reviewer buddies stand behind you to power up your magic ghost girl gun doesn't count).
    If he had less of an ego he could've used himself as bait / distraction (since MechaKara hates him more than those other people he's barely interacted with)
    4) The derpy costume and robot walk of the "upgraded" MechaKara. When the first budget Power Rangers villain you had in your storyline has a more threatening costume and presence than the most powerful version of your archnemesis, you might want to reconsider a few things.

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 Год назад +4

      Lol. Talking about Lord Vyce, there?

    • @esprit101
      @esprit101 Год назад +4

      It seems all these creators basically made Space Cop-level shit, but didn't acknowledge how awful it was in the end. I always love when RLM takes pot shots at their own movie and how terrible it was, the Channel Awesome crowd seems to take themselves wayyyy to seriously.
      Excluding the members who left, of course. E.g. Lupa is fun and folding ideas makes genuinely great essays.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh Год назад +5

      @@jackdaone6469 Yeah. He's like the _only_ villain that looks okay.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh Год назад +3

      @@esprit101 I guess some where doing it because everyone else was doing it. I doubt many took it as seriously as say Linkara and ERod.
      Then there was guys like Phealous who were "ironic" about the whole deal, but IMO there's only so much "ironic" lore you can build around bootleg doys and zero budget cartoon characters before it stops being ironic.

    • @shagohad3
      @shagohad3 Год назад +1

      @@EvilDoresh Phealous never really had any lore. It always felt like he was taking the piss out of Linkara for trying so hard.

  • @lordscorch3167
    @lordscorch3167 Год назад +25

    30:53
    i think we can pin point the exact moment Mr. Metokur's cancer started to become terminal, from him reading this shit aloud.

  • @MarcAlcatraz
    @MarcAlcatraz Год назад +62

    Linkara is rhe definition of "reset the clock" meme and the notion of "the louder you preach the more likely you're guilty of something similar"

  • @Nacut
    @Nacut Год назад +62

    I'm in acting school, and this movie should be taught as what not to do. Jesus, this is aggravating.

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 Год назад +12

      AND THEN YOU FROZE

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 Год назад +4

      @@charlie1234500 OF COURSE

    • @jackmesrel4933
      @jackmesrel4933 Год назад +3

      @@charlie1234500 Fuck, I heard that line as "And then you broke" meaning that after all his "epic battles" (ugh) he had become a shell of a man unable to continue moving forward. My bad for thinking there was even a bit of competency in this dumbster fire of a movie

  • @SawGoodMan
    @SawGoodMan Год назад +59

    Imagine telling off your boss when they wanna use your fanfiction nemesis ironically

    • @koshavinka2995
      @koshavinka2995 9 месяцев назад +1

      Tbh he should feel **honoured** they wanted to use his character at all, I would be

    • @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747
      @luismarioguerrerosanchez4747 Месяц назад

      @@koshavinka2995It reminds me of a minor controversy in the Change the Channel document about a former contributor complaining Doug used a clip form one of his videos without permission. Like dude, he’s giving you free publicity, what are you complaining about? and the icing in the cake is that it was a review of The Big Lebowski festuring footage fron said movie that, I doubt got the permission to use from the Cohen brothers.

  • @SnakePit6517
    @SnakePit6517 Год назад +20

    Did any of the creators, including Linkara, who complained about Channel Awesome focusing way too much on Nostalgia Critic in the Channel Awesome document not take into account that the reason for that might have been because their content fucking sucked compared to Doug Walker’s?

    • @BunkerFox
      @BunkerFox Год назад +12

      That thought never crossed their minds even once. They genuinely seemed to think the only reason they weren't as big as Doug was because he was holding them back. Not because they were not as good as they thought they were, it's all the evil Walkers!

    • @SnakePit6517
      @SnakePit6517 Год назад +9

      ⁠@@BunkerFox The best part is, a majority of their channels are pretty much dead and are essentially corpses for sites like Encyclopedia Dramatica to have their way with.

    • @retron99
      @retron99 11 месяцев назад +13

      Producers: “Doug took up too much of the site and we never got a chance!”
      The same producers: “Doug never told us he was retiring and we depend on him for views!”
      FFS, make up your minds people!

  • @AdachiVsLife
    @AdachiVsLife Год назад +42

    Linkara would work great as a modern James Bond villain. His end goal would be to turn all men into women and give all women pp's. He could be called Brownfinger and his transray would be inside the giant green m&m at the center of the earth.

    • @EvilDoresh
      @EvilDoresh Год назад +7

      I always wanted to see James Bond fight a Pyramid Head Pokemon.

    • @seg162
      @seg162 Год назад +4

      Is he a "balls" or "no balls" kind of guy?

    • @AdachiVsLife
      @AdachiVsLife Год назад +4

      @@seg162 no balls for his onee-chans, massive balls for everyone else.

  • @BurnedRetinas
    @BurnedRetinas Год назад +35

    Linkara trying to ACT and read lines with that lisp is the vocal equivalent of using a spork to cut a steak.

  • @JoeyMichaelRuhala
    @JoeyMichaelRuhala 9 месяцев назад +11

    Linkara could stopped 9/11. Doug just needed to have listen to him

  • @samuraijaco1
    @samuraijaco1 Год назад +17

    I remember when I watched Linkara, I used to just skip the “lore” and skits. Even back then it was just so cringe…

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws Год назад +35

    Linkara's attitute has grown quite disgusting in the last few years. I used to just go with it because he was the only one out there talking about certain comics, but at some point I just had to stop because his personality became unbearable. The fact that he lashed out at his fans for the flimsiest of reasons is what really got me. It's like he took the "angry nerd" persona and forgot it was supposed to be an act.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 Год назад +8

      Linkara started as the one reviewer on Channel Awesome that didn't swear and wasn't gross... until he started to get gross and also started taking political potshots.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Год назад

      ​@@hariman7727 the political potshots would be more tolerable if he didn't get so personal all the time and was willing to take the shit coming his way, like this dude can't just be like "not gonna lie that was pretty cringe" and end it there, he has to make some mega speech full if vitriol over every little thing he dislikes while expecting others to treat him with gloves and suck his dick, and I say this as someone who generally aligns with him politicaly and such.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Год назад +4

      @Dreadjaws yeah, it's like there's a principal's office segment in every episode but that was a thing since day one, it's how the infamous history of power rangers rant got started.

  • @ericjnyman2400
    @ericjnyman2400 Год назад +28

    Is it just me or do guys who claim to be male feminists. Usually end up anything but

    • @horaciosi
      @horaciosi Год назад +22

      9 times out of 10, they end up being sexual predators.

    • @user-zp4ge3yp2o
      @user-zp4ge3yp2o Год назад +7

      The first time I saw someone use the word 'woke' was a tweet from Max Landis, who later turned out to be some kind of manipulative sex pest.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 месяцев назад

      They call themselves that thinking it’ll be easier to get into girls pants that way

  • @Aa-dn1oq
    @Aa-dn1oq Год назад +39

    Jesus I had no idea The Void was a kickstarter movie
    Even if it was only used to finance the practical effects that's impressive as hell

  • @MaverickhunterXZero
    @MaverickhunterXZero Год назад +54

    Remember when Linkara asked his fans for reviewers he liked and when he didn't get himself or his clique he nuked the thread and blocked MarmadukeFan?
    Kind of funny that some of the people who were mentioned turned out to be grifter scumbags, _not naming names._ So they ironically fit in with Linkara's clique.

    • @darthgamer9861
      @darthgamer9861 Год назад +11

      that was my first red flag for Linky.

  • @pieminator6969
    @pieminator6969 Год назад +148

    After 15 years, Linkara finally achieved the status of 'lolcow'.
    Now go and join your brothers Wings and DSP.

  • @jackofalltrades6129
    @jackofalltrades6129 Год назад +33

    So back when I was a big CA fan, I did watch Linkara, lore included. Mentioning the filming in the woods reminded me of something, where in lore Link Boy first defeated Viceroy (the dude who had the spaceship first), he deserted him on an "arctic alien planet" which was just the fucking woods in winter. You are absolutely correct on that.

    • @USSMariner
      @USSMariner Год назад +8

      Well, to his (probably accidental) credit, he didn't say *ant*arctic. The arctic actually has flora.

    • @jackofalltrades6129
      @jackofalltrades6129 Год назад +9

      @Mariner1712 That's true, but I mainly meant that Loli is absolutely correct in that outdoor scenes could have been done, and the fact he wasted money with the filming set is frustrating.

    • @Mike_Dubo
      @Mike_Dubo 11 месяцев назад

      Wasn't that Lord Vice?

  • @HolyknightVader999
    @HolyknightVader999 Год назад +105

    19:27 I can tell you why Linkara sees Mecha-kara as his ultimate foe. He's a Trekkie, and the Borg are one of the toughest foes the Federation in Star Trek ever fought. So basically, a Borg version of Linkara is a foe that Linkara sees as the pinnacle of threats, since it's a foe that knows him and can adapt to his strategies. This is literally the extent of his imagination: some junk pile that looks like him and can adapt to his strategies is the ultimate evil in his mind. That's how predictable Linkara is as a creator: he needs an ultimate villain, he's a Trekkie, so he just plucks a villain straight from Star Trek, adds his face to it, and places that in as the ultimate villain for his movie. It's so predictable that it's funny. Of course, a comic book fan and a Trek fan would have such a predictable final foe.

    • @HalfTangible
      @HalfTangible Год назад +13

      Mechakara was originally Pollo (the little blue robot) from another universe with a robot uprising. He came to this world through hypertime to figure out how magic works to try and stop humanity from successfully rising against the robots. He has more in common with the Terminator than the Borg.
      Linkara's "ultimate enemy" is either Lord Vyce (literally a power rangers villain) or the Entity (MissingNo from Pokemon. Really.)

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 Год назад +13

      @@HalfTangible Yet the fact that he's basically become a Borg ripoff (down to the whole assimilating crewmen and adapting to the enemy thing) pretty much means that in the end, Linkara just has a Borg version of himself.
      Those other ultimate villains are even more of a ripoff.

    • @TheEmperorHyperion
      @TheEmperorHyperion Год назад +9

      @HalfTangible so his villains are as follows:
      Noah Antwiler's robot + Sigma from _Mega Man X,_ plus the Borg
      A literal _Power Rangers_ villain
      A glitch in _Pokémon Red & Blue_
      What's his next villain gonna be, Gary Miller from _Faith?_ Is he gonna fight a tornado like in _Superman Returns: The Game,_ but it's in the middle of nowhere, Oregon? Oh I know, how about literally *killing Chaos* like good ol' Jackie G?

    • @DigitalGame18
      @DigitalGame18 Год назад +2

      @@TheEmperorHyperion I think his next villain was a literal faceless thing dressed in tubes called the King of worms, it died offscreen though. I stopped watching after that arc.

    • @HalfTangible
      @HalfTangible Год назад +3

      @@TheEmperorHyperion A guy with a bandana covering his face voiced by LittleKuriboh in a tournament arc.

  • @TheLoneGameMan
    @TheLoneGameMan 11 месяцев назад +20

    Calls his show Atop the Fourth Wall.
    Possesses absolutely no self-awareness.

    • @ultimapower6950
      @ultimapower6950 10 месяцев назад +3

      He’s the Fourth’s Walls Bottom

  • @DHKrieg
    @DHKrieg Год назад +14

    35:03 the writing with his voice and the dialogue makes it seem like a funny intentionally bad performance... then it keeps going... and it keeps going... and it gets edgier... and you realize he saw this as some deep moment in his head.

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus Год назад +9

      I was literally expecting a comedic ramp-up. "YOU'VE never had your SHOES tied together after gym class by bullies so you TRIP when you try to WALK!!" "YOU'VE never had to take a JAR to your DAD's house because you're too WEAK to open it YOURSELF!!" "YOU'VE NEVER HAD YOUR MINECRAFT SAVE CORRUPTED!! YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN!!"