don't sell yourself short chris you're one of very few youtubers that's actually funny you make me laugh when i'm high and that's saying a lot because i'm a deceased corpse when i'm high
“Cream cheese spread ? More like cream cheese spread those legs” 😂❤️ so much serotonin Chris. Also thank you for the puke warning it’s my biggest fear so I appreciate the shit out of you. ❤️
I’m here for the Kimmy Shmidt references, we need to keep her memory alive. That show was gone too soon. Also, I was hoping to see the pickled garlic in Sriracha trend.
@@belladavina Hard to find a joke funny when it’s wrong. If it made sense I would’ve laughed. Only part that’s funny is that you specifically asked someone to prove you wrong, and when someone did you say they didn’t get the joke, lmao
Nacho Doritos with vanilla frosting is amazing. Basically it came from me eating birthday cake with my Doritos back in kiddie party days. Also wen I was pregnant that was such a whole vibe
i dont understand why people who are lactose intolerant don't just buy vegan or lactrose free stuff or the pills??? like why would you rather shit yourself and get really bad stomach aches ahahha
Chris please don't think you are unfunny and boring, some people might not think so but I love your content and it's a great escape for the intense pressure and horrors of real life and you fr be getting me through dark ass moments
6:31 are those maniacs putting the bowl in the microwave with a metal spoon still in it? Don't do this kids. Even kindergrdeners know not to put metal in the microwave.
Chris I’m so sad you cut out the end to the clip of you saying “come watch me stream, yeeeaaahhh” the yeah part always made me laugh and I’ve been missing it. I know you probably have a good reason for cutting it and I understand I just wanted to let you know how much that simple “yeeeaahhh” made me laugh every time! Thank you! Lots of love! ❤️
Chris, just so you know how actually funny you are: I fucking wheezed within the first 3 minutes of this video and are literally one of the only youtubers I watch. We love you and everything you make!
So, the first one? Don’t stuff it, just cut it in half and make like a, jalapeño cream cheese taki boat. Also, I LOVED the watermelon mustard one, but each time I tried it, I liked it less. But like, wow! I love mustard and making it sweet was delish. Like the sweetness of pulled pork. I’m sorry it made you ralph.
my whole life I was convinced your house would just explode if you put a metal utensil in the microwave but that video showed it like it was CASUAL????
Chris you have no idea how much your videos mean to me and how much I enjoy you posting your content who you are as a person you could just record yourself talking and ranting about whatever you want and I would still enjoy it and find it entertaining you just bring this kind of light and joy to RUclips that no other RUclips or has brought you just so raw and real and relatable and you speak the truth you don’t give a flying fuck about what people think about you or you probably do but your confidence is on a whole Nother level so it’s like fuck them bitches but honestly please please please never doubt your comedy never doubt yourself I know insecurities are hard and it’s easier said than done but trust me boo You are amazing
I’m not tired of you at all. I’ve been going down a rabbit hole of your videos and they make me laugh so hard. I’ve been needing it with what I’ve been dealing with recently. I also really love your merch and will for sure get some when I get everything straightened out!!! Thanks Chris!!!
I always appreciate your honesty about your mental health; it makes me feel better when I'm struggling with mine. I've watched your videos when I've needed a laugh, so thank you.
When I saw the thumbnail I knew I was gonna leave this comment because I’ve tried a snack very similar and it’s not spicy enough! I cut the jalapeños in half taking the seeds and putting them in cream cheese with lime juice in a jar to the side. I take the sliced jalapeños and put samung (fire noodle) sauce on each one and put it in the air fryer at a low temp (under 300) for about 7 minutes. When the sliced jalapeños with sauce are cooled fill them with your cream cheese mixture and top with finely crushed takis :) If you took the time to read this seriously thank you! Took me a few tries to kick the spice up in this little snack and I eat it so often now!
As you are a creator, I could imagine it’s hard not to place critical expectations on yourself. You always provide me with a well needed laugh, be nicer to yourself Chris !!!
i love your content chris, and i love your online persona ? cuz obviously i don't KNOW you lol but like you seem like a very genuine and no bs person and I love your sense of humor
wait chris im crying bc this video is actually so funny like all ur commentary this def feels very you I hope u are doing well, we love you and you are so funny so stop it with that talk!!!! I'm laughing out loud every other min ily
To get the melted jolly rancher out of the bowl heat it back up for 45 seconds to a minute. Then take cotton balls and scoop it out. You can do the same to remove candle wax from bowl. I absolutely love your videos and how you always are so unapologetically authentic. Wishing you continual good health, happiness and success 💕✌🏻✨
My dog found a jalapeño seed that I didn't know about once...she was crying out of every orifice and drank a whole bowl of water and a whole bowl of milk
CHRIS HI I'M A NOBODY but I'm hoping maybe you'll see this and add the "yeaaaahhh" after "come watch me STREEEEEAM" because it's my only reason for living and I end up singing the yeaaaahhh over top your unhinged promo and it deserves its own attention. Love you, and all your content ♥️
Is anyone addressing the fact that the marshmallow and cheese fluff guy films putting a metal spoon in the microwave? No one???? I know these combos were hot garbage to begin with…. But COME ON!!!
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its insane to me that the he worries about being funny and enjoyable when he's LITERALLY the only reason i use this app anymore lmao
sammeee like does he not know he actually has a PERSONALITY lmaoo
right
Literal facts
Only channel I still watch every video the creator puts out…and that’s saying something 😂
Him and macdoesit
we LIVE for a blonde Chris and the gallons of alcohol in the corner
🤣 GALLONS 🤣
You can't tell me you believe any of those bottles are completely full lol
@@ebonybelt6050 it’s obvious thet they arent 😭
is nobody gonna talk about how the first guy who did the marshmallow cheese sauce put a mETAL SPOON IN THE MICROWAVE?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED- I WAS STRESSED
STOP SAME
Literally just got to that part and died inside. RIP so many people's microwaves.
yeah i thought maybe it was his little sign to say I DIDNT DO THIS FO REAL ITS FOR THE TIKTOKS
I literally came for the comments for that!! Wtf
“Nachos Doritos dipped in marshmallow cheese sauce” is literally the most American thing I’ve ever heard
The dude left the spoon in there??
🤢🤢🤢🤢
@@iGotBrunoSwagg - literally I blacked out when I saw it. I couldn’t tell you what happened before or after that moment....
Im fucked up so id eat it.
@@erical8437same lmfao
“it’s a dead watermelon why am I fucking scared” will have me laughing for days
ME TOO
I'm so depressed that the Washington De-seed joke actually gave me serotonin
that's his vibe
don't sell yourself short chris you're one of very few youtubers that's actually funny you make me laugh when i'm high and that's saying a lot because i'm a deceased corpse when i'm high
Same. He’s funny AF I would love to see more videos of him high doing challenges , that’s when I thrive🤣😭🙌
😂😂😂
"siri, call kelsey kreppel" omg 🥺 i didnt know they were friends i love cody n kelsey 😭😭
when he touched his undereye right after cutting the jalapeno omfg the FEAR THAT WASHED OVER ME
*“This is not a sustainable practice”*
Me to me about all of the things.
Life motto 😂
Oh this one is going to be great
exactly what i thought when i saw the thumbnail
Your immediate concern for Booger when the pepper seed was on the floor....that's true love right there. It's a beautiful thing🐶❤️
Am I the only one that misses " come watch me streeeeaaaaaammm yeaaah " and I get upset cause it's cut off now vibe killed ☹️🤣
#bringitback!
#bringitback
Chris: When I was little I used to drink the pickle juice.
Me: Dude, I'm 36 years old and I STILL drink pickle juice!
Same. 31 lol thought I was the only person in our age bracket than watched Chris!
@@yaxofossiad I just started watching him before the pandemic started. But, since quarantine, I've been binge watching his videos.
@@dreamsingr same here. Last March I think! He kept me very entertained
Best hangover cure EVER
Saaaame 🤣🤣
“it’s a dead watermelon” chris PLEASE
Am I seeing Kendall’s 818 tequila? The audacity Chris 😂😂
Exactly!!!!!
It's the fact that we haven't gotten a review for me
There’s a video where he got it and didn’t even know it was hers… I didn’t even know it was hers until this comment either so.. hahahahah
“Cream cheese spread ? More like cream cheese spread those legs” 😂❤️ so much serotonin Chris. Also thank you for the puke warning it’s my biggest fear so I appreciate the shit out of you. ❤️
omg another emitophobia person. God it takes over my life, we love the car, hunger, everyday, and anxiety nausea
chris deserves a big thank you from all the baddies with emetophobia.
Totally!!!!
I’m here for the Kimmy Shmidt references, we need to keep her memory alive. That show was gone too soon. Also, I was hoping to see the pickled garlic in Sriracha trend.
“Just like when I lived in New York and the clock would strike midnight, I’m doing two lines now.”
chris is the oldest member of gen z can’t convince me otherwise ✋
He’s 27 not 26. More like youngest millennial
He is the original, our elder. We obey chris he is our master
@@narutosraman someone didn’t get the joke
@@321stfulbyisilb6 YUPPPPP
@@belladavina Hard to find a joke funny when it’s wrong. If it made sense I would’ve laughed. Only part that’s funny is that you specifically asked someone to prove you wrong, and when someone did you say they didn’t get the joke, lmao
my heart started pounding whilst on the toilet shitting, when the girl boss activated siren went off ngl scared the shit outta me literally.
I love how Chris literally THREW UP on camera, then just kept talking like everything was normal HAHAHA
I save your videos to watch for dinner bc they’re that great to me. Keep up the good work ❤️ (and also thank you for the puke warning)
“Houston we’re gonna have a huge fucking problem” literally me any time i eat anything remotely good lmao
Who’s going to tell him that peanut butter and pickles has been a thing…
Nacho Doritos with vanilla frosting is amazing. Basically it came from me eating birthday cake with my Doritos back in kiddie party days. Also wen I was pregnant that was such a whole vibe
OMG! That really does sound good.
@@suburbanjo4342 you won’t be disappointed 🤩👏🏾
I’m ready. Chris’s stomach may not be, but I AM 😂
chris ily you're one of the only genuine people left on RUclips, people love you & you deserve to love yourself too
try the trader joe's takis (vegan) and their dairy-free cream cheese instead! same enjoyment, no excessive bathroom use.
Technically regular Takis are actually vegan
i dont understand why people who are lactose intolerant don't just buy vegan or lactrose free stuff or the pills??? like why would you rather shit yourself and get really bad stomach aches ahahha
@@Musicremixmaster1 not buying the vegan version I get because it changes the flavor but not taking a lactaid?! Are you trying to die???
@@pinklori13 i can’t eat too many because they make me sick. TJ’s on the other hand…i could eat a whole bag in one sitting hahaha.
@@hannahbloom we like to choose chaos sometimes
“It’s a dead watermelon, why am I fucking scared?” Had me dead, like never heard that one before😂🤣
It’s at 5:24
Chris please don't think you are unfunny and boring, some people might not think so but I love your content and it's a great escape for the intense pressure and horrors of real life and you fr be getting me through dark ass moments
I could NEVER get tired of your content
6:31 are those maniacs putting the bowl in the microwave with a metal spoon still in it? Don't do this kids. Even kindergrdeners know not to put metal in the microwave.
Exactly what I though t
The watermelon with mustard one, did you all forget that people's tastebuds were messed up due to COVID?
I had covid back in November and my sense of taste is still so distorted. Watermelon on its own made me throw up 😭 it tastes so awful.
“What in the Jimmy Neutron? Gotta blast” 🤣 that got me
Chris I’m so sad you cut out the end to the clip of you saying “come watch me stream, yeeeaaahhh” the yeah part always made me laugh and I’ve been missing it. I know you probably have a good reason for cutting it and I understand I just wanted to let you know how much that simple “yeeeaahhh” made me laugh every time! Thank you! Lots of love! ❤️
Chris, just so you know how actually funny you are: I fucking wheezed within the first 3 minutes of this video and are literally one of the only youtubers I watch. We love you and everything you make!
Why is every single one of Chris’ vids that r about food just the best ?
Omgg thatsss mee on the thumbnail!! 😂 glad you liked the Jalapeño with takis itsss sooo bomb 🔥🔥
I still drink pickle juice. Side note, pickle juice is the best hangover cure
Okay but nacho doritos dipped in the fritos queso was a big pregnancy craving for me lol
So, the first one? Don’t stuff it, just cut it in half and make like a, jalapeño cream cheese taki boat. Also, I LOVED the watermelon mustard one, but each time I tried it, I liked it less. But like, wow! I love mustard and making it sweet was delish. Like the sweetness of pulled pork. I’m sorry it made you ralph.
But they added the spoon in the microwave with the cheese and marshmallow, I'm a little concerned
I WAS HOPING SOMEONE ELSE SAW THAT
I had a heart attack when I saw it omg
@@lisamaurer9752 Me too! I was scrolling to make sure I wasn't overreacting
my whole life I was convinced your house would just explode if you put a metal utensil in the microwave but that video showed it like it was CASUAL????
It’s a knife, chris is holding it when the cheese is it the microwave
“My toilet is not ready for this jelly” 😂😂😂😂😂
You are my savior to get some laughs in before I RAGE about gooby hummer 🤣🤣
I‘m not even one minute into this video and I can already relate
5:22 Chris what do you mean it's a dead watermelon?! What is an alive watermelon?!? Why is this so funny to me 😂😂
tried to watch this video yesterday, but i was so hungover looking at the alcohol in the back made me physically sick lmfao. but now I’m back 😁
“Or am I just extra Caucasian?” 😂
would pay chris to bark at all the men who have catcalled me in glasgow
Take the power. Do it yourself. Make them fear you 🙂
@@btaylerpackard2475 i would if i wasn’t so scared lol
Chris you have no idea how much your videos mean to me and how much I enjoy you posting your content who you are as a person you could just record yourself talking and ranting about whatever you want and I would still enjoy it and find it entertaining you just bring this kind of light and joy to RUclips that no other RUclips or has brought you just so raw and real and relatable and you speak the truth you don’t give a flying fuck about what people think about you or you probably do but your confidence is on a whole Nother level so it’s like fuck them bitches but honestly please please please never doubt your comedy never doubt yourself I know insecurities are hard and it’s easier said than done but trust me boo You are amazing
the soft "gotta blast" after "what in the jimmy neutron" SENT ME
I’m not tired of you at all. I’ve been going down a rabbit hole of your videos and they make me laugh so hard. I’ve been needing it with what I’ve been dealing with recently. I also really love your merch and will for sure get some when I get everything straightened out!!! Thanks Chris!!!
He couldn’t believe his own ratings at the end 😂
I always appreciate your honesty about your mental health; it makes me feel better when I'm struggling with mine. I've watched your videos when I've needed a laugh, so thank you.
Yay more Chris.
Thank you for posting today! It’s been a horrid week, I needed some light and fun today so badly! Never clicked so fast!
Chris we all want pet TikTok trends with booger ! Give us our queen !
When I saw the thumbnail I knew I was gonna leave this comment because I’ve tried a snack very similar and it’s not spicy enough!
I cut the jalapeños in half taking the seeds and putting them in cream cheese with lime juice in a jar to the side.
I take the sliced jalapeños and put samung (fire noodle) sauce on each one and put it in the air fryer at a low temp (under 300) for about 7 minutes.
When the sliced jalapeños with sauce are cooled fill them with your cream cheese mixture and top with finely crushed takis
:)
If you took the time to read this seriously thank you! Took me a few tries to kick the spice up in this little snack and I eat it so often now!
Who else really wishes he would have tried watermelon and tajin? It's so good also green apples and tajin 🖤😩
i made it on chris’ insta story and i’m now freaking out omg
The ranch seasoning in a jar of pickles overnight is epic and perfect stoner food
As you are a creator, I could imagine it’s hard not to place critical expectations on yourself. You always provide me with a well needed laugh, be nicer to yourself Chris !!!
Omg will I FINALLY make it to Chris’ story?!?! 😂 but I too, am fineeeee
i love your content chris, and i love your online persona ? cuz obviously i don't KNOW you lol but like you seem like a very genuine and no bs person and I love your sense of humor
The grape jolly rancher “hack” sounds like something that would be on a serving tray at an ogry
Do you read smut
Not tired of you. You’re actually one of the few RUclipsr I look forward to watching
I’m on a diet. Thanks for making me not hungry 😂
Good morning! Excited to finally sit down after cooking all morning and this is a great way to start off relaxing lol 💕
the entire intro- hell the whole video feels like a trippy fever dream
The best TikTok food recipe I have found was a Rice Crispy but instead of the rice cereal you use Ruffles original potato chips 🤤 it is AMAZING
“de-seeding the vessel” another name for plan-b
I've never been more ready for this Chris
Perfect study break😍 HI INSTA STORIES!!!
Pickle and peanut butter sandwiches are bomb! And so is raspberry and sliced (not the Kraft singles slices) cheese.
God it's like Christmas.
Was so excited to see you posted a new video I went on break just to watch it lmao
CHRIS HOW COME YOU HAVEN’T TRIED THE PICKLED GARLIG TREND????
RIGHT? I WAS WAITING FOR IT!
wait chris im crying bc this video is actually so funny like all ur commentary this def feels very you I hope u are doing well, we love you and you are so funny so stop it with that talk!!!! I'm laughing out loud every other min ily
Best end to my day ever.
To get the melted jolly rancher out of the bowl heat it back up for 45 seconds to a minute. Then take cotton balls and scoop it out. You can do the same to remove candle wax from bowl. I absolutely love your videos and how you always are so unapologetically authentic. Wishing you continual good health, happiness and success 💕✌🏻✨
My dog found a jalapeño seed that I didn't know about once...she was crying out of every orifice and drank a whole bowl of water and a whole bowl of milk
The puke warning was not enough I threw my food right in the trash
CHRIS HI I'M A NOBODY but I'm hoping maybe you'll see this and add the "yeaaaahhh" after "come watch me STREEEEEAM" because it's my only reason for living and I end up singing the yeaaaahhh over top your unhinged promo and it deserves its own attention. Love you, and all your content ♥️
Your sense of humor is just impeccable
um did anyone else notice they left the metal spoon in the marshmallow cheese bowl when they put it in the microwave lmao
Chris, you are hilair, and your videos are amazing!! Never enough Chris videos!
I WILL NEVERRRR GET TIRED OF YOU!!!..that is my vow to you C🤘🏻❤️
Weird snack combo:
Dots pretzels with French onion dip
Cinnamon twists from Taco Bell and sour cream
Is anyone addressing the fact that the marshmallow and cheese fluff guy films putting a metal spoon in the microwave? No one???? I know these combos were hot garbage to begin with…. But COME ON!!!
pickles and peanut butter on toast is elite!! just raw dogging it with the peanut butter slathered on top seems nast
Don’t worry Chris, I put the pickle juice in a mug and drank it with sliced cheese to dip into it.
okay but that actually sounds good! :o
i do this too lol
Ahhh yesss just in time , now I have something to watch while I'm eating dinner. Love you kingggg you've been looking extra gorgeous lately
warning: don’t watch when ur eating 😭
I made the mistake 😭😭
@@MekareP same right at the part where he threw up I’m upset 😭
🥺 thank you for posting. You don’t know it but your timing is perfect and I really appreciate you as a creator
Any one notice when the cheese and marshmallow sauces was put in the microwave, they left the spoon in it?
I need more 5 minute craft episodes by you in my life because I laugh so hard I almost pee.
so we all just watched someone microwave a spoon, right? ...right??
You need to try the mixing dry jello mix with grapes then freezing them....so good!