"Boss I think my girlfriend and I don't have the same chemistry from before" "cqc them, abduct them and treathen to kill them if they betray you, that's what I did with Kaz so long ago"
Fluff Lynn Oh, me too. I thought it was my own imagination that was playing dirty games with me and making me think this was a little too gay... But no. It wasn't.
Wait, both Snake and Kaz were ass-naked on the deck beating the shit out of eachother... and nobody said a thing... must be a regular ocurrence on mother base
+HorrorSquidCap when Biggu Bossu senpai and Kazu san are throwing their anime moves at each other while doing jojo poses you better shut the fuck up and enjoy the most beautiful thing that has happened in the history of mankind.
From what my friend has told me, there's an english dubbed version. I haven't found it on the internet, but he says he's gonna record it to RUclips soon.
@@dinamipl He is *a* snake. He's Venom Snake, just like Naked Snake and Solid Snake and Liquid Snake and Solidus Snake. It's just a title, not a person. That was the whole point of that game.
Finnish soldiers involved in UN peace keeping operations are known to deploy a field-sauna to their stationed location. There are finnish saunas in Middle-east and Africa even today. It's a tradition that was also present during the Second World War. The more you know :D
+John Doe it'd be amazing actually. now would be the right time too considering Konami has lost it's mind and Kojima is gone now too so the future of the series seems to be screwed unfortunately.
"Snake, where are you touching me?" "Your body is hot, this feels good, doesn't it? The fresh air," "You're hot, I can feel it all over my body." "Kaz! It's either women, or us!" "BOTH!" Wow, uh, alright. Anything else you guys need, a room maybe?
Clearly Kaz was in the wrong. You do not use your authority to take advantage of your staff for personal pleasures, especially since his boss is Big Boss and he's the sub-commander, being in that position means standards and expectations, you will also be a role model for the soldiers, so Snake did right by enforcing discipline.
Oh man, I'd love to hear Robert and David do these lines themselves... but I guess it does sound better with the Japanese voice actors since they give off the right emotions for the situation
Firemasterlucky5 I might be the only one to see this: but this is basically Rush Clovis (Robin Atkin Downes) trying to hit on a French Padme Amidala (Catherine Taber). Anyone who watched The Clone Wars would understand.
As a Finn, I never would have thought that Japanese fiction could make a fucking Vihta into some high tier weapon straight out of the masters of the universe. ... And I like it, A plus there creators and voice actors.
Well... Snake it's a little bit "curious" about Kaz's body... right? That's all that happens right??!!. He just wanted to give an example to Kaz, for stop being a Casanova and fooling around all day on Mother Base.. We heard something like that on Ground Zeroes, about a fight they have on a bathroom as Paz recalled... Well.. Whatever, He is THE BIG BOSS!! MACHO POWER OVER 9000!!! hahaha
Kaz is gay, Ocelot is gay, Big Boss is gay, Solid Snake is probably gay, Hal is probably gay for Solid, The Boss is gay, EVA was gay, Strangelove is gay, Raiden looks like a trap, The only Protagonist Snake who isn’t gay is Venom
But Ocelot and Big Boss are canon, too XD Even the Japanese voice actors interpreted them as a couple lol. Kinda like how David Hayter and Christopher Randolph half-shipped Otacon/Snake in how they voice acted for them in MGS1 lol.
Right? I guess we'd have to know the reason for their parting ways eventually, but this reasoning hurt. No matter their relationship, these two were close and they trusted each other deeply. I really find it weird that Big Boss just went and ditched Kaz instead of at least letting him in on the idea first. I know we needed to have SOME way to explain why they end up on opposite sides by MG2, but surely it could'vr been something less... weird??
@@ReplacedByTheEU That became later, mostly he was thinking, the switch kept a different dream form what naked had, but eventually venom had taken same course.
MGS1 was meant to look like a Hollywood movie MGS2 was meant to stay between Hollywood movies, Japanese animes and videogames from that era MGS3 was meant to look a James Bond Movie MGS PW was made to look like an anime MGS4 and MGSV were designed to be a depressive roller-coaster.
4:00 "take off the towel" YOU ARE SAYING THAT THEY ARE NOT COMPLETELY NAKED IN SAUNA!?!?! DISRESPECTFUL!! In Finland at swimming baths, there is usually a sign that says "swim suits and towels not allowed" on saunas' doors.
and you sir are a worthless piece of shit how would it feel if I just cursed you out just because you were there oh and your name is different so I'm just going to pick on you grow up you douche and stop trying to troll people and get off your ass and make a fucking difference
I'm willing to bet they tried to put this in the English version but the cast kept bursting out laughing.
they are soon
David Hayter has put out a dub for this!
@@MKelly-gj1tu He already did lol
LMAO
It wouldn't be as good unfortunately.
I love the fact that the soldiers feel comfortable to seek consultation from big boss about their relationship problems.
"Boss I think my girlfriend and I don't have the same chemistry from before"
"cqc them, abduct them and treathen to kill them if they betray you, that's what I did with Kaz so long ago"
@@Nununununu4 lmao
"Big Boss can go to hell."
-Kaz after the sauna fight
I lost it at the "Snake.. where are you touching me?"
Fluff Lynn Oh, me too. I thought it was my own imagination that was playing dirty games with me and making me think this was a little too gay...
But no. It wasn't.
flufflynn dude, AWESOME avatar!
Wait, both Snake and Kaz were ass-naked on the deck beating the shit out of eachother... and nobody said a thing... must be a regular ocurrence on mother base
+HorrorSquidCap when Biggu Bossu senpai and Kazu san are throwing their anime moves at each other while doing jojo poses you better shut the fuck up and enjoy the most beautiful thing that has happened in the history of mankind.
Erron Black I can already see the palette-swaps
Squidcap awesome moment when you realize Paz was watching as well
Or a moment of respect. Admiratio. Not killing the magic that is.
This is the Hideo KOJIMA universe, this type of stuff is normal. In fact, it’d be weird for there not to be at least one oddly sexual happening a day.
Starring Big Boss and Kazuhira "if you're gay, you can stay" Miller.
Don't play me like a fiddle
Sauce for the pfp please?
Kaz is a bisexual legend
Kazuhira " If you ain't queer then get out of here " Miller
@@MadHappyPrime He's a woman hater, why do you think he's queer?
You've got no idea how much i would give to hear Hayter dubbing it
From what my friend has told me, there's an english dubbed version. I haven't found it on the internet, but he says he's gonna record it to RUclips soon.
So wtf is up with that "friend" bro!
ThePopStarDude I want my English version
ThePopStarDude WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
Alpo Pitkänen yeah what he/she said!!
Ocelot must be jealous if he heard about this.
And now for fisting
Ocelot: *screams and forces his way into TPP*
Why can i imagine ocelot hiding in a bush with binoculars somewhere, grumbling about this
@@getwrecked1852 Meanwhile Eva would want to join them.
Probably why ocelot killed him XD
so they're in a hot steaming sauna and start fighting completely nude.
it's not that'd be weird for MGS at all but damnit, this needs to be animated!
:c I wanted to watch XDDD
maybe they weren't fighting...
@@shinaksumi Whatever fuels your fantasy, mate.
@@shinaksumi ♂️♂️♂️
MGSV Snake: ...
This Snake: SNAKE KIIIIICK
MGSV Snake: ROCKET PUUUUUUUUUNCH
@@dinamipl He is *a* snake. He's Venom Snake, just like Naked Snake and Solid Snake and Liquid Snake and Solidus Snake. It's just a title, not a person. That was the whole point of that game.
@@riotpolizei3522 ROKETTO PUUUUUNCH
Snake, try to remember the basics of no homo.
+Tim Reich you're pretty gay
*slurp*
+Tim Reich I am bisexual and this made me cry of laughter :)))
Otkusi Sebe Chlen
me too X3
Aniki Ptijaaj ^_^ Spread the love, honey :*
I need a cutscene, pronto.
+PANSITION
But... it would be boring, just two naked men wrestling. Who would want to see that?!
+SuperArppis ladies
CrystalMovies UK
Pssshh.. ladies don't like that stuff... haha...
+SuperArppis me
Emelgizzy bruh
WHUAAAAH!?
This scene became funnier because Tomokazu Sugita(Kaz) would later voice Joseph Joestar in JoJo.
and Gintoki from Gintama too!!!!!!!!
rob19ny So this is what happened after he was found out to have cheated on Suzie Q.
Best part: Snake is voice by Akio Ohtsuka aka Wammu
@@logoncal3001 Wham and Joseph getting in a fight at a sauna.
@@renren2740 gintama was LOOOOONG before peace walker
So that's the scene Paz was describing in one of her tapes. That must have left a mark.
Just think, a Metal Gear Sauna virtual experience...You could have eighteen additional people at a time experiencing this in VR.
or a pachinko experience
RAM3N OV3RLORD
we don't talk about that here
Would have been hilarious to have been dropkicked by Big Boss
Agreed
Eighteen na- ked soldiers in the sauna at MSF Ranch?!?!
"Snake Kick?" 'kay, we've resumed Japanese anime status.
Atem Andrew It's just like one of my Japanese Anime!
What about the rocket arm in MGSV? "ROCKETTO PUUUNCH!!!"
SUNEIKKU KIKKU!!!
every other comment aside, there's so many wet slapping noises in this and its fucking me up lmao
I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED IT YET AND IM ALREADY TERRIFIED BASED ON THIS COMMENT
" Every other comment aside " must be the cringiest term I've ever read on YT lmao
It's just like my Japanese anime!
Are you... an Otaku too?
+Skotone514 no its a joke from mgs 1
+pepe the hedgehog You missed the point. My joke was from the same scene in MGS1
k.
its just like my Japanese yaoi!*
Finnish soldiers involved in UN peace keeping operations are known to deploy a field-sauna to their stationed location. There are finnish saunas in Middle-east and Africa even today. It's a tradition that was also present during the Second World War.
The more you know :D
And for that reason, Armadillo was the one behind the attack on Mother Base.
+Koldoom #broke sadly, it was Mosquito.
Major Sytreet Lynx [The Hero Of Atlas] Well he attack DD MB in Mgsv but well he's just a salty former MSF because of Hoax.
Hoax? You mean the whole Venom and Naked Snake ruse?
SNEK KEEEECK
That was like a serious Street Fighter/DBZ moment there XD
We won't see shit like this after MGS5...
+Ricepaddy Time to kill Skull face again
+ayakoyuuta WHOOOOO?!
+iPeRnE Medic Snake will shot
This. This is why we need a metal gear anime!
It'd be kinda like JoJo
+John Doe it'd be amazing actually.
now would be the right time too considering Konami has lost it's mind
and Kojima is gone now too so the future of the series seems to be screwed unfortunately.
+John Doe Steaming Hot Male Springs Scene
we really don't
kaz=gintoki, almost explain all of gintama series
SNAKE KEEEEK
"Snake, where are you touching me?"
"Your body is hot, this feels good, doesn't it? The fresh air,"
"You're hot, I can feel it all over my body."
"Kaz! It's either women, or us!"
"BOTH!"
Wow, uh, alright. Anything else you guys need, a room maybe?
Bisexual threesome time.
a room wont be enough, they might need an entire house
“Kaz! Its either women or us !”
“BOTH”
Bissexual king ❤
A new Sauna maybe
Joseph Joestar and Wamuu in the sauna
Wamuu would've won if he used his Snake Kick instead of his Divine Sandstorm.
They both were in Battle Tendencies?
8:53
I love MGS
SNEK KIIIIK
So....Lessons in "Bros before Hoes"?
James Wentworth lol wtf
Clearly Kaz was in the wrong. You do not use your authority to take advantage of your staff for personal pleasures, especially since his boss is Big Boss and he's the sub-commander, being in that position means standards and expectations, you will also be a role model for the soldiers, so Snake did right by enforcing discipline.
I think in this case the bros ARE the hoes.
I liked kaz more before he was played like a damm fiddle.
HE PLAYED ME LIKE A PIANO
Oh man, I'd love to hear Robert and David do these lines themselves... but I guess it does sound better with the Japanese voice actors since they give off the right emotions for the situation
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@@balkespower10 i fucking love these voice actors
Emotions in JP voice are truly so good
There is no english version :D I would give anything hear David Hayter yell SNAKE KICK!!!!
poor kaz, betrayed by bigboss.
he just wanted a nation of soldiers, womans and fast food.
Gotta spread his seed somehow
Probably was aiming to smash Cecille as well
Firemasterlucky5 I might be the only one to see this: but this is basically Rush Clovis (Robin Atkin Downes) trying to hit on a French Padme Amidala (Catherine Taber). Anyone who watched The Clone Wars would understand.
hey I remember that TCW episode, but in particular I remember Anakin nearly killing Clovis xD
-Dat Mental Gamer- Yeah. The closest thing we got here was Big Boss fighting Kaz over his affairs.
@@sambridgers9543 indeed xD
"You're cleaning the sauna for the next year"
If only there's a next year without trouble for them
"Coincidence? I THINK NOT!"
As a Finn, I never would have thought that Japanese fiction could make a fucking Vihta into some high tier weapon straight out of the masters of the universe.
... And I like it, A plus there creators and voice actors.
kojima is god
REL
@@overmati_9000 What does "rel" mean? Are you agreeing? Please tell me that you are as Kojima is the best! Love this man and all his fantastic work!
But the real question is... Who the hell recorded all of this?
Paz
@@Shelnyashka So paz was secretly there recording nude guys doing gay stuff? That's perverted as fuck lol.
Dr. Strangelove too
FINLAND MENTIONED
TORILLA TAVATAA
Konanza oh fug :DDDDD
Mennää torin keskel saunaa
Man I totally wanna visit Finland if the saunas are as good as I hear.
Saunas in here Finland are better what you have heard!
AtticWarrior1994 I live here in Finland and we have a Sauna in our home and it's AMAZING! When you have the chance, try it!!
Im sure that this is one of those weird Kojima fan fiction.
This is incredibly well written, tho ?
This is canonical
Coincidentally enough. The best soldier on my Base is named Armadillo
Cool my best soldier is a b rank combat unit and for some reason I still play that b rank combat unit soldier, his name is blue mackerel by the way
Well... Snake it's a little bit "curious" about Kaz's body... right? That's all that happens right??!!. He just wanted to give an example to Kaz, for stop being a Casanova and fooling around all day on Mother Base.. We heard something like that on Ground Zeroes, about a fight they have on a bathroom as Paz recalled... Well.. Whatever, He is THE BIG BOSS!! MACHO POWER OVER 9000!!! hahaha
SUOMI ON CANON METAL GEARISSA!!!! TORILLE! NYT!!!!
+mipera TPP:ssä ei ole sauna eikä vihta! We need sauna mod for TPP people!
Taas joku söi muikut.
Vaikea saada selvää edes suomalaisena :D
I NEED SCISSORS! 61!
that was the most heterosexual naked man on man bdsm fistfight i've ever heard in my entire life
8:54 Snake Kick!
OHH MY GODDD
"either women or.."
OHHHHHHHHHH
He was right
Finland mentioned! "See you at the plaza!"
Finland mentioned in a Metal Gear product, win!
This was fucking beautiful
"that hurted"
-maaaaaaaaaaaaster kazuhira milleeeeeeeeeeer 1974
Finally, after 8 years, this tape was dubbed. Thanks to Robin Atkin Downes and David Hayter
It was? Where?!
Edit: nvm it's in the pinned comment
@@ThePopo543there’s no pinned comment?
It's like one of my Japanese yaois!
I bet Ocelot was the one who assassinated Kaz in Alaska After hearing this lmao
Yeah.
THE MOMENT WHEN BIG BOSS TURNS EVIL
"It's either the women or us" Is... Is that line meant what I think it means...?
No. You just happen to be braidead.
Kaz is gay, Ocelot is gay, Big Boss is gay, Solid Snake is probably gay, Hal is probably gay for Solid, The Boss is gay, EVA was gay, Strangelove is gay, Raiden looks like a trap, The only Protagonist Snake who isn’t gay is Venom
Wolfskii nah venom's gay too
How do you know that Vagina is gay tho
RageDrakax that autocorrect lmao
NICKname That wasn't autocorrect :| I wrote that with pure conviction on my brand new Acer Aspire. I don't give a fucc
I'm sorry to break it to you homie but Venom is gay
Oh wow so if this is canon, Big Boss is a little bi then lol
+SaiyanZ3 I'd say he did the "check" in a completely platonic way, just checking out things regardless of the sex of the checkee.
+SaiyanZ3 Kojima wrote this audio drama so I'm going with canon. But now I'm wondering about Kojima's mind....
Fighting naked with another man is the straightest thing that I've ever heard
But Ocelot and Big Boss are canon, too XD Even the Japanese voice actors interpreted them as a couple lol. Kinda like how David Hayter and Christopher Randolph half-shipped Otacon/Snake in how they voice acted for them in MGS1 lol.
+SaiyanZ3 Yayyyy, so am I !!! ^_^
I love Kojima's use of bisexual characters
We all know Snake was mad cause Kaz was two...no...three-timing him.
It's really sad that Big Boss and Kaz became enemies at the end of MGSV
Right? I guess we'd have to know the reason for their parting ways eventually, but this reasoning hurt. No matter their relationship, these two were close and they trusted each other deeply. I really find it weird that Big Boss just went and ditched Kaz instead of at least letting him in on the idea first. I know we needed to have SOME way to explain why they end up on opposite sides by MG2, but surely it could'vr been something less... weird??
@@sonozaki0000 mostly the true intentions of big boss and phantom snake was seperate ideologies.
@@dimitrifake53 Not really since they worked together
@@ReplacedByTheEU That became later, mostly he was thinking, the switch kept a different dream form what naked had, but eventually venom had taken same course.
@@dimitrifake53 What different dream did venom have?
9:09 That subtle "This is good, isn't it?" I choose to believe that's an MGS4 reference and that makes this SO much better than it already is.
Someone do an animation of this XD!
This just felt like i was hearing an anime. Peace walker was painted to be an anime compared to MGS1 or 3
MGS1 was meant to look like a Hollywood movie
MGS2 was meant to stay between Hollywood movies, Japanese animes and videogames from that era
MGS3 was meant to look a James Bond Movie
MGS PW was made to look like an anime
MGS4 and MGSV were designed to be a depressive roller-coaster.
Don't remember this episode of Jojo
Big Boss: You're cleaning the sauna for the next year.
Skull face: Don't worry Kaz, you can't clean a sauna if there's no sauna.
Snake beating the piss out of kaz in a sauna will forever be the funniest thing I've ever seen
Why is there not a version of this with Kiefer? Kojima has failed us.
It’s all good. The humor is all there
9:45 At this moment you can picture Big Boss and Kaz charging at each other then punching each other on the face at the same time.
You're amazing.
So you can also imagine this as Wammu and Joseph Joestar in the sauna.
I will never get over this drama cd it makes me laugh everytime and since I watched jojo when they start fighting I just hear Joseph Joestar XDDDD
Wamu vs Joseph in a sauna
Stumbled upon this and let's just say I'm impressed.
.........am i listening to a yaoi?
+Cody Gray Yes, yes you are.
HAHA I THOUGHT THE SAME
No, you are listening big boss telling kaz to respect woman
oh when times were more simple :c
"You're cleaning the sauna for the next year."
>MSF is destroyed the following year...
This is so beautiful....
This is peak fiction
VIHTA! *lightning*
That's the biggest anime move if I ever saw one
4:00 "take off the towel" YOU ARE SAYING THAT THEY ARE NOT COMPLETELY NAKED IN SAUNA!?!?! DISRESPECTFUL!!
In Finland at swimming baths, there is usually a sign that says "swim suits and towels not allowed" on saunas' doors.
SNAKE KICK!
i'm out.
I ship this so much
Me too, bro
General Skunk same
and you sir are a worthless piece of shit how would it feel if I just cursed you out just because you were there oh and your name is different so I'm just going to pick on you grow up you douche and stop trying to troll people and get off your ass and make a fucking difference
excuse ME sir I'm what you call a bottom bitch correct yourself
Oh Honey who said I was straight :-)
This scene. . . Pls it's too much 4 my imagination
really cool that they mentioned finland, since the sauna is a finnish invention
also japanese people pronounce sauna and vihta the correct way
Happy to hear our neighbors being mentioned in an MGS game! We estonians, latvians and lihtuanians got listed as MGSV's soldier languages
I wish they would animate this conversation in an in-game cutscene style
IM SCREAMING HOW IS THIS REAL
I NEED THIS WITH THE ENGLISH VOICE ACTORS ASDFGHJKL
Miller is... and Big Boss is... his... his... EXCALIBUUUURRR!!!!
[passes out]
I just realized that in the beginning Kaz is humming love deterrence
Such a lust for gayness, WHOOOOOOOOO?!
Glad to know the Boss ran a tight ship at Mother Base.
if this is like Paz's tape of snake and Kaz in the shower its a little different. in her tape they stop the fight and burst out laughing.
8:06
Snake: You perverted sunglass bastard! I'll crush those two of yours!
Big Boss never had this problem with Ocelot...
... This sounds like a breakup between two secret lovers NGL
8:53
You may be here for this
fans : Kojima is a genius
Kojima :
wait..why... why haven't I heard of this until now? Damn you English version
9.17 "you're hot... i can feel over my body." okay im outta here
Damn I wish thunder cracked everytime I said *Vihta*
Sauna, Big Boss's outer heaven ( MG2) have Sauna too.
+ayakoyuuta BB misses Kaz, I suppose
Remind you these two men were naked the entire time this was happening
What did I just watched...
Akimael GINF Heard...and imagined in your mind with those sounds used :P
Terrorkekx Watched the subs in complete surprise. But yeah, we should definitively have a Sauna in MGS-TPP
Akimael GINF
So many possibilites...Poor Kaz had the "Bros before Hoes"-Talk with Snake...
MSF Female soldiers: °///°
MSF Male Soldiers: °///-///°
Paz: °□°
Cecile: ♡.♡
Strangelove: ●-●
Chico: °-°