Food has changed. Chemical Burger Chemical Burger 2: Cheese of Liberty Chemical Burger 3: Beef Eater Chemical Burger 4: Buns of the Patriots Chemical Burger: Ground Lettuce Chemical Burger V: The Stomach Pain
+Asillyhobo Im actually 99% positive konami gutted the game of all controversial scenes after kojima left so they could sell the game to a wider audience
Ghostly There were still a lot of taboos in the game. Let's see, we had rape, torture, child rape, vagina bombs, ethnic cleansing, child soldiers, we see a child burn to death and we know another died in Ground Zeroes, we have more attempted but unsuccessful rape and death by fire. We probably miss a lot of taboos in Mission 51 like the part where Eli gets shot by Venom and then left there to be slaughtered by the napalm after he shows symptoms of the English strain. We can also assume he left the other kids to die on the island too if they didn't die already before that because we didn't see any of them exit with the Diamond Dogs. Even if there were more cut out, that's still a lot in the game we got.
Big boss asks Miller " hey why are we short on Funds? " Miller says " Boss , I'd really appreciate it if you would stay out of this one, we all lost something 9 years ago. The phantom pain will follow us for the rest of our lives, and I have to come to terms with what I've lost" Boss " you're wasting our money on burgers again aren't you? " Kaz " LEAVE ME ALONE BOSS"
“Things have changed, Boss. We pull in money, fry cooks, just to combat hunger. Rubbing our patties in tasty palettes of herbs, all for revenue. The world calls for burgers, and we answered. No frozen food, no ranch sauce.” “Kaz...” “Hunger made them taste swell, but we’re getting even sweeter.” “I know…I’ve already been eating. Weight Watcher’s not my kind of diet anyway.” “Carbs galore, for three whole meals. That ends today. Now you’re not fasting, and we’re not junkfood hounds. We’re ballpark dogs. We can crush hunger, Boss. And you can build the eatery that can do it.” “Just one thing, Kaz. This isn’t about lowfat, we’re cooking for the flavor.”
Snake... Why we are still here? Just to starve? Every night I can feel my nagget... My hamburger... Even my cheese. The food I've lost... The drinks I've lost... won't stop hurting... it's like they all still there. You feel it too, don't you?
I won't scatter your spices into the heartless meat. We'll make burgers from their spices. Put them on the menu with us. A tasty meal from our brothers in arms.
@@goroakechi6126This rule should also apply to himself, but it doesn’t. The man doesn’t want to be happy, that’s why he makes everyone around him not be happy. (This revelation came after watching a video of David Hayter saying that Big Boss becomes who he is and does what he does because he refuses to have a moral compass because he was used and wronged, while Snake does have a moral compass and actually tries to be good.)
"This is good, isn't it?" (MGS4) So Big Boss wasn't happy to set things straight with Snake, he was simply reminiscing about the greatest burger he ever had
I was about to mention that. When you think about it, this little part of the game is the part, where Miller is kind of happy. The whole game he is so depressed, it is actually quite sad seeing his character, he never recovered from that 9 years.
And just overall, MGSV TPP was the most depressing metal gear game, period. Just think about it: The old, original Mother Base was much brighter, you had people like Paz, Chico, old Miller, Professor Galvez, Strangelove, old Huey, that cat Nuke... Now for the Diamond Dogs, you had dismembered, angry, sad and depressed Miller, Huey working from confinement, Quiet with her personal feelings, getting destroyed from the inside, also sad Venom Snake whose entire life was basically dismantled, Ocelot I think was AMAZING though, and also Code Talker was a cool character imo, but in general, Diamond Dogs was a shadow of the good old mother base. And the story of each character... It was sad seeing Huey, a very likable character for me from peace walker, turn into this pathetic depressed loser, and I actually felt bad seeing him get kicked out of Mother Base, as he was persistent that he was innocent till the very end, maybe he was misunderstood in his intentions? then he killed himself... The miserable death of Strangelove, that final recording of her was sad, and obviously the death of Chico and Paz. Venom Snake... Oh man... He was literally robbed of his identity, he was left by Quiet forever, hallucinated that Paz was still alive as his guilt ate him because he couldn't find the second bomb, had to go through the brutal quarantine platform incident and continued his life on mother base until he was killed off by Solid Snake and everything he built was destroyed. Miller... Mentally inadequate, depressed, dismembered, a shadow of his former self, who lost his comrades, lost the old mother base and everything he had worked for was destroyed right in front of his eyes in minutes, and basically was betrayed by his best friend in the end. Quiet, who couldn't express her feelings due to the vocal cord parasite and who sacrificed herself to save Venom, then vanished into the deserts forever. And don't even get me started on Major Zero.... in the truth tapes, you can truly see his real attitude and feelings towards Big Boss, which BB never found out. In old Metal Gear games, you have some light-hearted moments, some humour and jokes, in MGSV it is basically non-existent. Everyone is sad, everyone is alone, damn... What a way to end the series... And everyone saying it didn't have story, didn't listen to all the cassette tapes, the story was told marvelously from there, and some of the cutscenes were epic. Man I wish someday Kojima will come back to MGS series.
You know the funny thing about this? What Miller was trying to do - use fresh, organic products is exactly what people want now in their fast food nowadays. Miller was thinking ahead of his time.
Yasman2 Metal Gear Solid does these things like that. For example, in MGS3, Major Zero mentions that he loves James Bond movies, and that he won’t be surprised if they made 20 more 007 movies.
@@HellishSpoon exactly. Too many people here preservatives, or MSG and think the foods somehow deadly yet no one can ever point our someone's who's dead because of preservatives.
"Kaz, whats that new platform over there? I don't remember ordering new base development." "Oh, that's just part of our R&D division, they needed more room for some of the projects they're working on. It was pretty urgent so I went ahead and approved its construction." "What was so urgent about these projects you couldn't await my approval." "Umm... uhh." "You built a platform specifically for burger development didn't you?" "GO AWAY BOSS, YOU DON'T KNOW ME!"
The way Code Talker describes burgers is definitely funny, but his choice of words when describing them in relation to nature is almost eye-opening, seriously. He just says it so eloquently. Totally made me get a burger.
Burgers are actually pretty healthy depending on where you get them, a simple burger with two buns, a slice of American cheese, patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle and sauce is actually healthy.
@@michaelzhang9806 Yeah, funny when you look at it how healthy some modern "junk foods" are. Pizza's a good example, since it contains meat, produce, dairy, and bread.
Ocelot-"The real Big Boss is working seperately from us, to create his new hamburgers. A hamburger above and apart from all - the true hamburger. It'll be an army of hamburgers all right, but more. Big Boss is building a new brand. But... until it's complete, we support the other Big Boss' hamburgers. The phantom carries on his legend... his hamburger. That, is Big Boss's plan." Kaz-"So that's the way it is... Nine years ago, I thought every hamburger had been taken from me. But now, I really lost it all. The Boss, and the hamburgers we were cooking together." Ocelot-"One day, the age of Big Boss' sons' hamburgers will arrive. They'll likely want to settle the hamburgers with him. We have to shape that hamburger. We'll each have fiddles to play. Building the brand for a hamburger led by both Big Bosses - the true one, and the phantom." Kaz-"No... Big Boss can go to KFC. I'll make the phantom's and his sons' hamburgers stronger, to send him there. For that... I'll keep playing my fiddle." Ocelot-"Huh. You know... Sooner or later there will be only one Boss' hamburgers. There's only room for one Boss' hamburgers. His sons are fated to face each other's hamburgers someday too. If the day comes that you go back to Cipher's hamburgers, I'll aid the other son's hamburgers. And then you and I will be enemy brands, too. One of us will have to eat the other's hamburgers." Kaz-"Fine by me. I'll be ready for the new age of hamburgers. Until then, we'd better get used to co-ownering."
Why are we still here just to be hungry?Every meal I can still taste it...the burgers I lost ...the hunger in my mouth even...my tounge...you can taste it too don't you?
Okay, Diamond Dogs, if you guys just supply-dropped crates full of these burgers onto enemy outposts, you wouldn't need to Fulton anyone. Everyone there would just run straight to Mother Base, powered by Burgerlove. One burger and they'll just run across the freaking ocean.
If I was the voice actor for Code Talker, I would not be able to keep a straight face while reading those lines. He somehow manage to be more serious talking about hamburgers than in the main story scenes XD
shuboy05 Unless he was actually eating a burger, and this entire exchange was no scripted and it was just the voice actors dicking around. I'm inclined to believe that XD
I cannot express how funny it is that Miller, who throughout the game is going on and on about revenge and pain, has 12 minutes worth of discussing the philosophy, research, and development of hamburgers.
Kaz: Here Ocelot, try out the Chemical Burger, even the high standards of Code Talker were no match for it. (Ocelot takes a bite) Ocelot: That is a fancy burger. It's pretty good. Kaz: Pretty good??!!
"I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to eat their hamburgers. With each new post my hamburgers changed. Along with the fries they made me eat. With each change, I changed too. My appetite, my lust for hamburgers, how I saw good burgers and bad burgers. Burgers - can - kill."
Imagine you get recruited in to the diamond dogs and when you goes to the Canteen then you see the second in command of this entire army just flipping burgers in the kitchen.
They need to add this to the credits: 20XX...Chemical Burger ends world hunger, reveals the true masters of the Patriots: McDonalds, Burger King and Kentucky Fried Chicken. ...Snake will return... Metal Gear Sandwich
+ghkdtjsqls11 Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on? Searched for this because zone made a video about the "the Hamburgers of Kazuhira Miller", but i have no idea about msg and what's with this hamburger stuff.
Memes aside, it's heartwarming to hear Kaz being excited and optimistic after the traumatic events of TPP. I like to imagine that by the time he was assassinated, he had lived a good life, and found solace from training Solid Snake to do what he couldn't. Put his burgers in your body, or you're a NERD.
Temporal94 Well atleast that's useful, the characters have the slightest idea that they're in a video game, what better way to increase the morale than eating the same food that the God with the controller eats.
"We are we still here, just for supper? The grills we lost, the spatulas we lost... it won't stop hurting, it's like they're all still there! You feel it to don't you? Planton sent us to shell, but we're going even deeper!"Venombob "Mr krabs, I'm already a frycook."
This is probably the only scene in MGS5 where Miller's back to his old self. It manages to be sweet, hilarious, and nostalgic. god i love code talker why didn't he have more scenes
When I think of MGSV, I don't think about the revolutionary gameplay or the impressive way it ties the batshit insane story of Metal Gear together. No, I think about the Burgers of Kazuhira Miller. This is the best goddamn subplot in any form of media I've ever consumed, and you'll be hard-pressed to change my mind.
@@skumomcbee1255 Hey Kaz, I have a question. What’s it, boss? I’ve been listening to some of the “Info” cassette tapes, and I have a question. Yeah, boss? Where can I buy one of your burgers. ... Boss? Am I mishearing you? Let me repeat, can I have one of your chemical burgers? How do you know of that!? That doesn’t matter. Do you have it? Uh, I *do* have a set I was going to use for taste testing, but you can have this. Hm... Tasty. Nice job, Miller! Oh, uh, thanks boss! Although, Miller, please don’t waste R&D staff on hamburger development. Sorry, boss... Just joking. You have my permission to work on it. *After cutscene/tape read* Boss, I have made modifications to the recipe to make it mission viable. You can use it to attract guards. You can accept the proposals in the development tab.
+Sir Gus the Mighty i laughed so hard as skullface was dragged away all WHHHOOOOOOOOO I need a video of metal gear opening up and inside is JOOOHN CENAAAA
There's nothing like a century-old Indian poetically describing "a single dish providing a balanced helping of nature's blessings: meat, grain, and vegetable. How could anyone hate such a magnificient thing?"...he forgot dairy and (partially) fruit.
I can just laugh from the thought that ocelot was making calculations on the budget and that some was missing, only for that missing part to be used in miller's fucking burger empire
These 4 tapes are arguably the best written thing in MGSV, tackling all these themes, while also being pretty lighthearted and funny. All in about 13 minutes.
I mean is that really so annoying? Just a few buttons pressed and it's playing. I'd say really annoying is like a police siren stuck in the on setting, glued to your house
When Code Talker said "The palate seeks one thing." I was like, "This is gonna be cool." Then he goes, "Chemical Additives." *dramatic sound* I started giggling uncontrollably
"But when taste falls short, so does our gratitude to nature." If that ain't the single driving force behind modernization and technological advancement, I don't know what is.
This conversation is the absolute culmination of 30 years of game development! Truly, from the bottom of my heart, thank you Kojima Productions! Also, I'd definitely try a _lamburger!_
I sexually identify as a chemical burger. Ever since I was a boy, all I ever wanted was to be between Miller's fluffy buns, and to be eaten by Code Talker.
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A hamburger better
Food has changed.
Chemical Burger
Chemical Burger 2: Cheese of Liberty
Chemical Burger 3: Beef Eater
Chemical Burger 4: Buns of the Patriots
Chemical Burger: Ground Lettuce
Chemical Burger V: The Stomach Pain
+Austin Freeman By god that was perfect.
+Austin Freeman Also Chemical Burger: Portable Fats
+Mad_ptyik100001010110 Let's not forget Chemical Burger Sizzling: Regrilled
This one too
Chemical Burger : Twin Burgers
+Mad_ptyik100001010110 Chemical Burger: Portable Patties
Hideo Kojima: "I'm going to be targeting a lot of taboos, a lot of mature themes that really are quite risky"
LOL
+Asillyhobo Im actually 99% positive konami gutted the game of all controversial scenes after kojima left so they could sell the game to a wider audience
Ghostly yeah, theres alot of unfinished content we could have gotten
Don't you know? Burgers are taboo. People would kill their own mothers just for a good chemical burger.
Ghostly There were still a lot of taboos in the game. Let's see, we had rape, torture, child rape, vagina bombs, ethnic cleansing, child soldiers, we see a child burn to death and we know another died in Ground Zeroes, we have more attempted but unsuccessful rape and death by fire. We probably miss a lot of taboos in Mission 51 like the part where Eli gets shot by Venom and then left there to be slaughtered by the napalm after he shows symptoms of the English strain. We can also assume he left the other kids to die on the island too if they didn't die already before that because we didn't see any of them exit with the Diamond Dogs. Even if there were more cut out, that's still a lot in the game we got.
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN GRIDDLE!
Lmao
You sir, win the internet
God damnit snake
They *fried* us like a damn griddle
START TALKING, COOK!
That fucking dramatic sting at "Chemical Additives", goddamn.
10:26 it's a serious burger
Well it's a humorous subversion of expectations given that Code-Talker is a mythical Native American dude but he wants a greasy ass burger.
lol
6:56
CHEMICAL ADDITIVES?!
Big boss asks Miller " hey why are we short on Funds? "
Miller says " Boss , I'd really appreciate it if you would stay out of this one, we all lost something 9 years ago. The phantom pain will follow us for the rest of our lives, and I have to come to terms with what I've lost"
Boss " you're wasting our money on burgers again aren't you? "
Kaz " LEAVE ME ALONE BOSS"
you feel it too don't you, the patties we lost
such a lust for burgers!? WHOOOOOOOO
"Kaz.... i'm already a fry cook...."
Boss: He played me as a damn patty
"Boss.............we lost all our GMP. How? I think we spend it all on burgers........."
Every kids meal come with a Sahelanthropus toy!
+GhostFreeman Hooray!
And mc fiddles
+Angel M that sounds like the name of Kaz's failed rap album.
I just ate a hamburger. I feel complete imagining that is one of the kaz hamburgers, btw yes it is the rap "played like a fiddle" from MC mastah kaz
+GhostFreeman Oh and a special nuke too. :D
Kaz: No Boss! THAT BURGERS WITH CIPHER!!!
Ocelot: Eat the burger Boss, could be useful.
McCiphers ba da ba ba ba WHOOOOOOOOOO
Shocked Cat LOL xD
COME UP!! McMillers Ba da Ba ba
BITCH!
Gold pure XD
Mc Cipher comes with a skull face toy!
"That's why I had 'em run some more R & D, develop a new burger...A burger to surpass Metal Gear"
XD ROFL!
Burgerlanthropos
Pickle parasites
All weapons to surpass metal gear
Im dead 😂😂😂
bjb3006 AYYYYY iM THE 1000 like
" then it's not just another deluxe "
“Things have changed, Boss. We pull in money, fry cooks, just to combat hunger. Rubbing our patties in tasty palettes of herbs, all for revenue. The world calls for burgers, and we answered. No frozen food, no ranch sauce.”
“Kaz...”
“Hunger made them taste swell, but we’re getting even sweeter.”
“I know…I’ve already been eating. Weight Watcher’s not my kind of diet anyway.”
“Carbs galore, for three whole meals. That ends today. Now you’re not fasting, and we’re not junkfood hounds. We’re ballpark dogs. We can crush hunger, Boss. And you can build the eatery that can do it.”
“Just one thing, Kaz. This isn’t about lowfat, we’re cooking for the flavor.”
I fucking love this comment!
bravo!
/slowclap
Gold
Snake... Why we are still here? Just to starve? Every night I can feel my nagget... My hamburger... Even my cheese. The food I've lost... The drinks I've lost... won't stop hurting... it's like they all still there. You feel it too, don't you?
"don't judge a burger by its color"
Pretty Patties!
lol i was thinking that
Purple is my favorite color!
I can't believe Kaz ended up being the founder of McDonalds in the Metal Gear universe.
haha
Let's not forget how Big Boss invented Doritos and Axe Body Spray
+Unamused Rohan And about ,,Solid Fried chicken"
+TheArrancar44 I have a lot to thank him for
code talker made mcd popular in mgs universe look at dat miller ur business is very popular deez days
So that's why Liquid killed Miller in MGS1; he was after Miller's Chemical Burger Formula.
+xStrykerJ He could have just gone to McDonald's. ...Wait minute. McDonald's... McDonell Miller... McDonell's... Mother of God...
+Zero Fighter What, and ruin the plot?
Liquid = Plankton(?)
Ardius Nah, Liquid doesn't have a computer wife.
It was ocelot who is implied at the end of TPP to have killed miller.
I won't scatter your spices into the heartless meat.
We'll make burgers from their spices. Put them on the menu with us.
A tasty meal from our brothers in arms.
Wouldn't they end up as shit after being eaten?
darkbetterlol SHUT UP
+sarftie we'll all take diamond dumps
+darkbetterlol That actually made me laugh out loud.
+sarftie Kaz i'm already a patty
Can we talk about how heart warming it is to actually hear Kaz sound happy and enthusiastic about something for once in the game?
its the first time i hear him happy since peace walker
@@Bass-Ryou ); that’s why I miss peacewalker so much.. Amanda, Chico, Cecile, Strangelove and even Zadornov(Galvez)
@@metadaniel
Number one rule of MGS:
If you want to be happy, stay away from Big Boss.
@@goroakechi6126This rule should also apply to himself, but it doesn’t.
The man doesn’t want to be happy, that’s why he makes everyone around him not be happy.
(This revelation came after watching a video of David Hayter saying that Big Boss becomes who he is and does what he does because he refuses to have a moral compass because he was used and wronged, while Snake does have a moral compass and actually tries to be good.)
Poor Hell Master Miller.
Did Kaz just discover the true meaning of the Boss' last words by making a good hamburger?
This or by training solid snake. Either way he's taken a part in realizing the boss' dream.
+Alfred Chan the boss dreamed about beef patties in buns? OK.
@@grikuomega lmao
"This is good, isn't it?" (MGS4)
So Big Boss wasn't happy to set things straight with Snake, he was simply reminiscing about the greatest burger he ever had
@@gravynolastname3786 a meal to surpass Frank-n-burger
The fact that the VA for Kaz did a fake burger commercial makes this a hundred times better
Hidan Kishin Where can I find this?
LudicrousKid Thank you. Thank you so much.
It's so fucking beautiful
Amazing
XD
So Kaz. Wasting precious R&D staff to make a hamburger huh? But then again, it's good to see the old Kaz back. Even for a little bit.
Never really thought about that. This is the only part where he's not naive, paranoid, ignorant, or an all around fucking idiot in MGSV.
@signoguns he's not blinded, he has cataracts and also photophobia hence the usage of sunglasses
I was about to mention that. When you think about it, this little part of the game is the part, where Miller is kind of happy. The whole game he is so depressed, it is actually quite sad seeing his character, he never recovered from that 9 years.
And just overall, MGSV TPP was the most depressing metal gear game, period. Just think about it: The old, original Mother Base was much brighter, you had people like Paz, Chico, old Miller, Professor Galvez, Strangelove, old Huey, that cat Nuke... Now for the Diamond Dogs, you had dismembered, angry, sad and depressed Miller, Huey working from confinement, Quiet with her personal feelings, getting destroyed from the inside, also sad Venom Snake whose entire life was basically dismantled, Ocelot I think was AMAZING though, and also Code Talker was a cool character imo, but in general, Diamond Dogs was a shadow of the good old mother base. And the story of each character... It was sad seeing Huey, a very likable character for me from peace walker, turn into this pathetic depressed loser, and I actually felt bad seeing him get kicked out of Mother Base, as he was persistent that he was innocent till the very end, maybe he was misunderstood in his intentions? then he killed himself... The miserable death of Strangelove, that final recording of her was sad, and obviously the death of Chico and Paz. Venom Snake... Oh man... He was literally robbed of his identity, he was left by Quiet forever, hallucinated that Paz was still alive as his guilt ate him because he couldn't find the second bomb, had to go through the brutal quarantine platform incident and continued his life on mother base until he was killed off by Solid Snake and everything he built was destroyed. Miller... Mentally inadequate, depressed, dismembered, a shadow of his former self, who lost his comrades, lost the old mother base and everything he had worked for was destroyed right in front of his eyes in minutes, and basically was betrayed by his best friend in the end. Quiet, who couldn't express her feelings due to the vocal cord parasite and who sacrificed herself to save Venom, then vanished into the deserts forever. And don't even get me started on Major Zero.... in the truth tapes, you can truly see his real attitude and feelings towards Big Boss, which BB never found out. In old Metal Gear games, you have some light-hearted moments, some humour and jokes, in MGSV it is basically non-existent. Everyone is sad, everyone is alone, damn... What a way to end the series... And everyone saying it didn't have story, didn't listen to all the cassette tapes, the story was told marvelously from there, and some of the cutscenes were epic. Man I wish someday Kojima will come back to MGS series.
@@arcticwolf6402 that's why it's called THE PHANTOM PAIN because you can really fell the pain
You know the funny thing about this? What Miller was trying to do - use fresh, organic products is exactly what people want now in their fast food nowadays. Miller was thinking ahead of his time.
i think the message of this story is that chemicals in food is all right and all natural food is overrated
and that's very current day topic.
Yasman2 Metal Gear Solid does these things like that.
For example, in MGS3, Major Zero mentions that he loves James Bond movies, and that he won’t be surprised if they made 20 more 007 movies.
The Requiem oh how right he was
@@HellishSpoon exactly. Too many people here preservatives, or MSG and think the foods somehow deadly yet no one can ever point our someone's who's dead because of preservatives.
ya it's weird I men gaint roobtes and adriode people can't make that in the 1980 this game is really strange 😓
Profits? Product? Old timer? Lamb? Pax Hambergana? I think Code Talker is turning into solid snake.
A surveillance camera?
You're that ninja...
Spookster McBone
You're that fry cook...
Metal Gear?
Revolution?
"Kaz, whats that new platform over there? I don't remember ordering new base development."
"Oh, that's just part of our R&D division, they needed more room for some of the projects they're working on. It was pretty urgent so I went ahead and approved its construction."
"What was so urgent about these projects you couldn't await my approval."
"Umm... uhh."
"You built a platform specifically for burger development didn't you?"
"GO AWAY BOSS, YOU DON'T KNOW ME!"
"Damn it Kaz, that means less room for revenge on Cipher."
@@acewolfgang276 cipher has stock in millers biggest competitors.
"Now all I need is a better brand image, starting with a name."
>Benedict McDonnell "Kazuhira" Miller
>McDonnell
>McDonald
>McDonald's
Are you telling me McDonald's was created by Kaz now XD.
@@michaelbalkam Yes.
Burgers sans Frontiers
The way Code Talker describes burgers is definitely funny, but his choice of words when describing them in relation to nature is almost eye-opening, seriously. He just says it so eloquently. Totally made me get a burger.
He makes for a great food citic.
And really, burgers, GOOD standard burgers, are a pretty balanced meal.
Burgers are actually pretty healthy depending on where you get them, a simple burger with two buns, a slice of American cheese, patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle and sauce is actually healthy.
Made me get a Whopper (with ALL THE FIXINGS) and I loved it (was my first Whopper)
@@michaelzhang9806
Yeah, funny when you look at it how healthy some modern "junk foods" are. Pizza's a good example, since it contains meat, produce, dairy, and bread.
Ocelot-"The real Big Boss is working seperately from us, to create his new hamburgers. A hamburger above and apart from all - the true hamburger. It'll be an army of hamburgers all right, but more. Big Boss is building a new brand. But... until it's complete, we support the other Big Boss' hamburgers. The phantom carries on his legend... his hamburger. That, is Big Boss's plan."
Kaz-"So that's the way it is... Nine years ago, I thought every hamburger had been taken from me. But now, I really lost it all. The Boss, and the hamburgers we were cooking together."
Ocelot-"One day, the age of Big Boss' sons' hamburgers will arrive. They'll likely want to settle the hamburgers with him. We have to shape that hamburger. We'll each have fiddles to play. Building the brand for a hamburger led by both Big Bosses - the true one, and the phantom."
Kaz-"No... Big Boss can go to KFC. I'll make the phantom's and his sons' hamburgers stronger, to send him there. For that... I'll keep playing my fiddle."
Ocelot-"Huh. You know... Sooner or later there will be only one Boss' hamburgers. There's only room for one Boss' hamburgers. His sons are fated to face each other's hamburgers someday too. If the day comes that you go back to Cipher's hamburgers, I'll aid the other son's hamburgers. And then you and I will be enemy brands, too. One of us will have to eat the other's hamburgers."
Kaz-"Fine by me. I'll be ready for the new age of hamburgers. Until then, we'd better get used to co-ownering."
+darkbetterlol I'm done lmao
+darkbetterlol Metal gear Burger V: the Phantom Brand
u deserve a Hamburger :D
lol
+Otoshigami metal gear solid v the phantom burger
10:43
"I am... not very hungry"
"Come on OLD MAN, just put it in your body, or YOU'RE A NERD."
*Points to Huey*
"Hmmm, fine."
Extremist Avenger lol thank you
Raiden: Did you say "NODE"?
Hueys new program sleep whith your step mom.exe
tri mar Oh wait it was HAL'S.....seriously thats fucked though....
I don’t get it.. Can someone explain?..
This is genuinely the happiest ending any plot arc gets in this game
Such lust for hamburgers. WHHHOOOOOOOOOO?
Why are we still here just to be hungry?Every meal I can still taste it...the burgers I lost ...the hunger in my mouth even...my tounge...you can taste it too don't you?
Mario: Hey! Are you ready to Mario-Size?
Squidward maybe.
Thank you for my belly aching laugh today sir.
Such a lust for hunger, WHOOOOOOOO????
Okay, Diamond Dogs, if you guys just supply-dropped crates full of these burgers onto enemy outposts, you wouldn't need to Fulton anyone. Everyone there would just run straight to Mother Base, powered by Burgerlove. One burger and they'll just run across the freaking ocean.
McMillers ba da ba ba ba REVENGE!!!!!
+Maximum X all kid's meals come with a toy fiddle.
200meggie Too bad they wont be able to play the damn thing
***** Thats why you use the wormhole
OR rather, Snake can just mosey towards outposts and the guards will not even point their guns at him. :D
he should start a fast food chain called McDonells
+LoggyK Or McFiddles!
+LoggyK mcdonells?, most likely.....
McMiller, or McPhantom, or McSnake, or McBoss, or McDiamonds
You assholes forgot to mention McMillers. Ba da ba ba ba REVENGE
+Maximum X I'M LOVIN IT.
A McMillers burger is so good it'll make you say WHOOOOOOOOOO
"lets not tell snake"
The conversation was literally recorded and given to snake. he's a bro for not ratting him out
McMiller's: "Where the foods so good, it plays your wallet like damn fiddle!!"
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
That awkward moment when you discover a video you commented on two years ago
Lol
WELCOME TO MILLER'S MAXI BUNS HOME OF THE MAXI BUN CAN I TAKE YOUR ORRRRRRRDER?
Yeah I want a Solidus Salad and EVA pie.
+WoobooRidesAgain I want the BIG BOSS combo with a Chemical burger and a DD surprise for my kid, oh also a Large Metal gear Rex energy drink.
+WoobooRidesAgain NO OCELOT SALAD? :(
+WoobooRidesAgain I want a Mother Base special.
+Epik We ran out of those action figures, we always run out, all we got left is the DD action figure with kung fu grip and the big box toy.
If I was the voice actor for Code Talker, I would not be able to keep a straight face while reading those lines. He somehow manage to be more serious talking about hamburgers than in the main story scenes XD
+Ben300 I'd love to see his face when the director told him to make chewing and swallowing noises.
shuboy05 Unless he was actually eating a burger, and this entire exchange was no scripted and it was just the voice actors dicking around. I'm inclined to believe that XD
+Ben300 It's a Kojima game. It's a given
I would of folded the moment miller's business was brought up.
+Ben300 Knowing Kojima, this is his humor at work
If Kojima decides to make a mobile game based on Miller's burger joint, i'm in.
Same.
@@MetalSnake6199 me to
I love how Kaz is so friendly in the tapes, it reminds me of the Peace Walker days.
sup old timer
@@ELGrandosmokio-qj2dr my elder wisdom is to be gay and do crime
he could just call the lamb hamburger a "lamburger"
lamburghini?
Free the world, not by taking men's lives but by delighting their tongues
+John Bailey SAns burger franca
+John Bailey hamburgers sans frontières
Diamond Burgers Supah Sanic
Les Hamburgers Terribles.
Solid Burger
Naked Burger
Liquid Burger
Solidus Burger
Revolver Burger
Metal Gear BURGER
Dr "Burger" Emmerich
4:52
"A hamburger is made of beef. Whoever heard of a hamburger without beef?"
I ask Arby's the same question.
Dragoon Z they serve horse meat in Bk now?
Impossible whopper
Don't ask me
Roast Beef burger gets a bit old but is still good
That's why they're called sandwiches lol
man, I'm feeling hungry now
such a lust for burgers
+FartMaster69 WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
rabble rabble
Kaz: Cypher sent us to Taco Bell, but we're going even deeper. Take back every meat we lost!
Snake: Kaz... I'm already a vegan.
+FartMaster69 I love you so much right now XD
I cannot express how funny it is that Miller, who throughout the game is going on and on about revenge and pain, has 12 minutes worth of discussing the philosophy, research, and development of hamburgers.
Reunited between these _fluffy buns._
You forgot to add a Lenny face
Adam well, he already get fucked with snake before...
Ocelot, I’m trying to sneak around. But im dummy thicc, and the claps of my fluffy buns keep alerting the guards.
@@joeluna8278 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That's the tagline for Kazuhira's OF
"Still, let's not say anything to Snake, okay?"
Then WHY are you recording this conversation?
+shuboy05 i think every conversation in mother base gets recorded without anyone noticing.
+Samekichi Kiseki It is. Like Strangelove ever since Huey locked her up in that pod.
+Mr. NotSpiderman How are they fake?
***** Why are you asking me? This is Kojima we're talking about.
***** And we just have to accept it and move on.
Kaz: Here Ocelot, try out the Chemical Burger, even the high standards of Code Talker were no match for it.
(Ocelot takes a bite)
Ocelot: That is a fancy burger. It's pretty good.
Kaz: Pretty good??!!
Mark Bai Chemicals give you a big tactical advantage.
Well...for Ocelot that is the ultimate compliment
😎👉👉
@@zeratul____1228 Yeah. haha
You tend to twist your elbow when eating the burger. That's more of a hotdog technique
"I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to eat their hamburgers. With each new post my hamburgers changed. Along with the fries they made me eat. With each change, I changed too. My appetite, my lust for hamburgers, how I saw good burgers and bad burgers. Burgers - can - kill."
SUCH A LUST FOR BURGERS, WHOOOOOOOO!?
Pickles that kill..
I’m still in a dream, fast eater
Imagine you get recruited in to the diamond dogs and when you goes to the Canteen then you see the second in command of this entire army just flipping burgers in the kitchen.
everyone needs a hobby
That image makes me so happy, now I just want to walk into a five guys and see Kaz cooking up burgers
"We have suffered more than you can know, but I don't see hamburgers as an accomplice." 😂
Food is not evil. Nuff Said.
This was better than the actual plot.
Kojima can make even a burger interesting
SuperVegitoSSJ2 Perhaps because the hamburger subplot actually had a plot
SuperVegitoSSJ2 i still like the idea of it being one mans epic quest to compile an epic mixtape
SuperVegitoSSJ2 It makes me... hungry somehow...
I WANTED THE CUTSCENES, AND STORY MISSION WITH THIS! FUCK ME IN THE ASS I NEED MY ADDITIVE GRENADE!
This helps me cheer up after watching the outbreak scene.
Goblin Big Boss it doesn't help that the Peace Walker theme, a normally very uplifting tune, is playing over them accepting their mercy killing.
They need to add this to the credits:
20XX...Chemical Burger ends world hunger, reveals the true masters of the Patriots: McDonalds, Burger King and Kentucky Fried Chicken.
...Snake will return...
Metal Gear Sandwich
+Ogre Denial Snack will return
+Ogre Denial Metal Gear Sandwich 2: Buns of Liberty
Greatest pun of all time and time immemorial. The Internet to you.
+Ogre Denial damm fiddles :v
Wait if miller is zeros business partner that means the illuminati helps mcdonalds.
"If a man is part of nature, the work he does is also a part of it."
Damn, this is some deep shit.
QuickQuackReviews The best part is that this was all advice to make the perfect burger.
Props to the voice actors for being 100% in character, while recording this.
"Each one's been approved by the WHO"
Such a lust for chemical additives... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
This is a very serious game everybody.
It just has a sense of humor.
"With Metal Gear Solid V, I wanted to tackle more mature themes." - Kojima
Quiggity Quagsire it does, but this series is known for having a sense of humor and joking around.
Yes I'm well aware. I've played 1, 2, 3 and 5 so far and they don't take themselves seriously half the time, especially 3.
Very serious. Extremely seri- ROCKET PUUUUUNCH.
This is just fucking gold. God damn this is just pure greatness.
+ghkdtjsqls11 That's Kojima.
+Aura Arondight he like burger
I actually lost it at "pax hamburgana"
+ghkdtjsqls11
Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
Searched for this because zone made a video about the "the Hamburgers of Kazuhira Miller", but i have no idea about msg and what's with this hamburger stuff.
Memes aside, it's heartwarming to hear Kaz being excited and optimistic after the traumatic events of TPP. I like to imagine that by the time he was assassinated, he had lived a good life, and found solace from training Solid Snake to do what he couldn't.
Put his burgers in your body, or you're a NERD.
“What kind of a dive did your old man take you to?” That line has me in stitches every time
This is why I love kojima he has a sense of humor
I k - know it's /he's great isn't he
A "Research And Development Team" is making burgers of all things, just the thought of scientifically developing burgers is beyond me..
Well in Peace Walker the R&D team developed Axe, Doritos, Mountain Dew, and packaged curry.
Temporal94 Well atleast that's useful, the characters have the slightest idea that they're in a video game, what better way to increase the morale than eating the same food that the God with the controller eats.
Wonder what the R&D team thought when doing this
Kenneth Bui Silent Basilisk: "Not only has Kaz lost an arm and a leg, but he's also lost his damn mind."
Temporal94 I completely did not notice you mentioned Curry, Curry was a fucking life saver in PW.
approved by WHOOOOOO
I hate that I love this.
Holy cow
lol I died
+DJ StarLord they ate millers burger so damn little!!!
+RoyalGreenTea World Health Organization? :)
"We are we still here, just for supper? The grills we lost, the spatulas we lost... it won't stop hurting, it's like they're all still there! You feel it to don't you? Planton sent us to shell, but we're going even deeper!"Venombob "Mr krabs, I'm already a frycook."
Damn you. I didn't want Sponge Bob in my head lol
Can you feel it now, Mr. Krabs?
***** STOP!! lol
Matthew Chirino So his new name is Venom Bob Punished Pants? lol that's a show I'd watch on Nick network.
I'm already a Whopper
@5:37 "Gotta think outside the box"
Goddammit, Kojima.
Taco Bell reference~!!!
This is probably the only scene in MGS5 where Miller's back to his old self. It manages to be sweet, hilarious, and nostalgic.
god i love code talker why didn't he have more scenes
Right? It’s refreshing to hear Kaz talk about something other than revenge, the past and missing limbs
>"Mankind will come together,reunited between these fluffy buns"
kojima had his fun writing these
Pax Hamburgana
now that's a peace I could live with
When I think of MGSV, I don't think about the revolutionary gameplay or the impressive way it ties the batshit insane story of Metal Gear together. No, I think about the Burgers of Kazuhira Miller. This is the best goddamn subplot in any form of media I've ever consumed, and you'll be hard-pressed to change my mind.
McDonnell Benedict Miller is his name funnily enough 😅 McDonnell/McDonald's
i can imagine snake just grinning and holding his laughter while listening to the tapes
He's just thinking "When can I try these hamburgers?"
@@skumomcbee1255
Hey Kaz, I have a question.
What’s it, boss?
I’ve been listening to some of the “Info” cassette tapes, and I have a question.
Yeah, boss?
Where can I buy one of your burgers.
... Boss? Am I mishearing you?
Let me repeat, can I have one of your chemical burgers?
How do you know of that!?
That doesn’t matter. Do you have it?
Uh, I *do* have a set I was going to use for taste testing, but you can have this.
Hm... Tasty. Nice job, Miller!
Oh, uh, thanks boss!
Although, Miller, please don’t waste R&D staff on hamburger development.
Sorry, boss...
Just joking. You have my permission to work on it.
*After cutscene/tape read*
Boss, I have made modifications to the recipe to make it mission viable. You can use it to attract guards. You can accept the proposals in the development tab.
ngl that really would have been fun to see, and use
@@PotaraP peak of narrative
Such a lust for hamburgers! WHOOOOOOOOOOO?!
+Sir Gus the Mighty i laughed so hard as skullface was dragged away all WHHHOOOOOOOOO
I need a video of metal gear opening up and inside is JOOOHN CENAAAA
I mean, Skullface is a spitting image of the Hamburglar ...
this hamburger tape is the only remains of the old metal gear silliness spirit. Damn shame.
+123Kinow That's pretty fucking far from true, which you would know if you had actually played the game.
+SilasWolfe i play mgsv and the silliness is rare and it feels that most of it is in here
+SilasWolfe Yea the silliness is not like in others.
+DigitalAnims quit complaining. It's supposed to be that way
AlexDeGhost im not complaining i like the game as is. Im just simply agreeing
THEY FLIPPED US LIKE A DAMN MCGRIDDLE!
There's nothing like a century-old Indian poetically describing "a single dish providing a balanced helping of nature's blessings: meat, grain, and vegetable. How could anyone hate such a magnificient thing?"...he forgot dairy and (partially) fruit.
They never mentioned a cheeseburger, only hamburger.
Ah, tomatos
I think it's more inline with go, grow, glow concept of nature
@@WingMaster562 "Go, grow, glow" is a concept I've not heard in two decades. You just unlocked some buried memories.
kaz had the best of the r&d team working on a hamburger while snake is going into the AO with a limited suppressor
MCDONALD MILLER!!!Holy shit.
+kinginlife1 I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!
+kinginlife1 LMAO
LMAO
+kinginlife1 I freaking laughed hard, thank you.
+kinginlife1 McMiller.
Is it me or is like codetalker turning into Chief Ramesy?
+MetalPcAngel ITS FUCKING RAAAW
+MetalPcAngel If he wasn't so ancient, he might as well be Ramsey.
+MetalPcAngel We need Kojima to make a spinoff; "Code Talker VS Amy's Baking Company"
Hah! Code Talker would have died after taking a bite out of that hellhole of a place. ;P
+Lester Ramos But the common agreement with ABC was that their main draw (the baked goods) were actually really good-- even Ramsey was impressed.
Nanoburgers
NANOBURGERS SON!!!!!!!
+Kirk Cooey DON'T COOK WITH THIS SENATOR!
THEY SOFTEN IN RESPONSE TO HUMAN SALIVA
What did I just say?! (Shoves burger inside Raiden's mouth)
@@nmeister007 I got it
"Yeah, uhh... Can I have some more sauce on my burger?"
*Miller slams the small bag of sauce on the customers plate*
- *"Do it yourself!"*
4:35
" Feeling hungry, old timer? "
" Hnh ... Old, timer? "
// psyche decreasing noises
THEY GRILLED IT LIKE A DAMN FIDDDDDLEEEEE
Such lust for griddles. WHOOOOOOOOOO
FLIP, FLIP, FLIP, FLIP, FLIP, FLIP, FLIP, FLIP, FLIP, FLIP, FLIP, FLIP
Wait a second, in MGS1 Liquid called himself McDonald Miller when he was disguised as Miller, so that means........ Miller started McDonalds???!!!!!
His legacy lives on trough his burgers
@@tomasbar1101 A PHANTOM TASTE. HIS LUST FOR BURGERS LIVES ON THROUGH HIM. THE MEME SURVIVES
@@bongibot1104 SUCH A LUST FOR PATTIES. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MASTER, MY HAMBURGERS,ARE BURNING UP ❗🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥@@DikshitSukhdeep
Metal Gear Fast food 5
The hamburger's pain
Think about it millers name was mcdonnel and was working with the patriots who are similar to the illuminati.
Big Burger is their mascot
"We have suffered more than you can know, but I do not see hamburgers as an accomplice." -Code walker, 1984.
I always laugh when I hear Kaz get excited and leave in a hurry. just imagine him hobbling away in a hurry. it sounds like running
*"Cipher sent us to hell...but we're going even deeper....take back all that we've lost....with burgers."*
"How can anyone hate such a beautiful thing?"
Hot dog lovers, the scrubs.
Insert Typical Username Here VEGANS!!!!
I can just laugh from the thought that ocelot was making calculations on the budget and that some was missing, only for that missing part to be used in miller's fucking burger empire
These 4 tapes are arguably the best written thing in MGSV, tackling all these themes, while also being pretty lighthearted and funny. All in about 13 minutes.
The Chemical-Burger will make the world whole again as The Boss envisioned.
Sadly liquid snake replaced McDonald’s with apocalypse in its place
SO Kaz solved world hunger trying to please an old man's burger appetite
It's really annoying how some tapes are separated, such as these, but some tapes are contained in "one tape" like these tapes should be.
This one was because you slowly unlocked them.
I mean is that really so annoying? Just a few buttons pressed and it's playing. I'd say really annoying is like a police siren stuck in the on setting, glued to your house
@@Dr.Boring if you are in the middle of a mission it’s kinda unfun to make it play the next part
Even dialogues about hamburgers are masterpieces when written by Hideo Kojima.
Unironically the most interesting conversation to be had with Miller in MGSV
instead of hearing voices, how about a cutscene about this topic. I'd really wondering everyday what color did the burger that miller has created.
Leaving it to our imagination is IMO even better
@Roland Deschain I was thinking like greenish or something
For some reason I always imagined the burger as purple
Like those colourfull burgers in spongebob
@@b3ygghsas I imagined it bright red
When Code Talker said "The palate seeks one thing." I was like, "This is gonna be cool."
Then he goes, "Chemical Additives." *dramatic sound*
I started giggling uncontrollably
Chemical Burger, what's in it? WHO CARES
+Fresh 2D Toucher How many calories? SHUT UP.
+ReviewHaven It's awesome! *Slams XL Choc Milkshake on table* Put it in your body or you're a nerd!
+Fresh 2D Toucher Chemicals and Nanomachines son!
WHOOOOOOOOOOO
*Chemical Burger*: Replenishes and grants infinite Stamina/Psyche for one hour, but cuts your Health bar in half.
7 years later and that music sting after "chemical additives" still kills me
"But when taste falls short, so does our gratitude to nature."
If that ain't the single driving force behind modernization and technological advancement, I don't know what is.
This conversation is the absolute culmination of 30 years of game development! Truly, from the bottom of my heart, thank you Kojima Productions!
Also, I'd definitely try a _lamburger!_
"Mankind will come together, reunited between these fluffy buns." - Kazuhira Miller
Fluffy Buns you say( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I sexually identify as a chemical burger. Ever since I was a boy, all I ever wanted was to be between Miller's fluffy buns, and to be eaten by Code Talker.
this is the happiest he's sounded in almost a decade