The Insanity of Steven Seagal

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  • Опубликовано: 12 мар 2024
  • JRE #2118 w/The Black Keys
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  • @savage7882
    @savage7882 2 месяца назад +5566

    Steven Seagal has spent endless hours studying Aikido, Karate, Muay Thai, Boxing, Kung Fu, Jeet Kun Do, and other words.

    • @Mehoyboi
      @Mehoyboi 2 месяца назад +370

      He’s also a pilot, astronaut, dog breeder, politician, a chef.. the list goes on!

    • @stringer2295
      @stringer2295 2 месяца назад +74

      😂😂😂

    • @interwebrando135
      @interwebrando135 2 месяца назад +227

      ​@Mehoyboi nah lol I saw Under Siege. He's just a cook 😂

    • @brianmcwhite721
      @brianmcwhite721 2 месяца назад +21

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darthinkarnatus7264
      @darthinkarnatus7264 2 месяца назад +55

      @@interwebrando135a lowly, lowly cook

  • @ImInLoveWithBulla
    @ImInLoveWithBulla 2 месяца назад +1415

    Aikido is the real life Rex Kwon Do. “Grab my arm. No, my other arm. With your other arm. No, on the wrist.”

    • @DM-qd7gw
      @DM-qd7gw 2 месяца назад +53

      Bullshito is the greatest thing to happen to the internet

    • @user-bb3cu3zb8d
      @user-bb3cu3zb8d 2 месяца назад +7

      So hilarious 🤣

    • @DM-ur8vc
      @DM-ur8vc 2 месяца назад +28

      You missed off: "not too tight. Relax your arm".

    • @i_am_grutzius-_-828
      @i_am_grutzius-_-828 2 месяца назад

      “Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?”

    • @synthWizkid
      @synthWizkid 2 месяца назад +2

      ❤️

  • @StarsForward
    @StarsForward Месяц назад +178

    Space Ice has THE BEST Steven Seagal movie breakdowns I've ever seen - and they're all 100% accurate.

    • @Icanonlycountto4
      @Icanonlycountto4 Месяц назад +36

      Glad to see someone shouting out his channel. Dude is on another world

    • @StarsForward
      @StarsForward Месяц назад +15

      @@Icanonlycountto4 Most definitely. Dude says some of the most crazy ridiculous things and it cracks me up every time! 😆

    • @sopranos45
      @sopranos45 Месяц назад +7

      😂😂yes sir agreed 😂😂

    • @thisisanfield7085
      @thisisanfield7085 Месяц назад +11

      Space Ice rips him to bits. He’s jokes

    • @theinitiate110
      @theinitiate110 Месяц назад +9

      Space Ices vid titles are awesome as well. Lol

  • @randysmith9841
    @randysmith9841 2 месяца назад +120

    Will Sasso on MadTv nailed the absurdity of Seagal in his hilarious impersonation.

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. Месяц назад +4

      Sasso is so freaking hilarious

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Last_Chance._"Yeah, I'm driving!"_

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. Месяц назад +4

      @@yannick245 lol "the Baja"

    • @d3ltaohniner261
      @d3ltaohniner261 Месяц назад +1

      A fellow man of culture, I see.

    • @yannick245
      @yannick245 Месяц назад +2

      @@Last_Chance. _"Ya Nintendo is a gay taquito!"_

  • @rogerfurlong1535
    @rogerfurlong1535 2 месяца назад +1619

    Seagal literally uses stunt guys when he has to walk up stairs in his newer movies😆

    • @FWDSUXARSE
      @FWDSUXARSE 2 месяца назад +98

      Any scene where he's not sitting at a table or on a couch 🤣

    • @DBONE117
      @DBONE117 2 месяца назад +12

      Literally.

    • @Gianni523
      @Gianni523 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@A_r78Is this you, Seagal? 😂😂😂

    • @-KillaWatt-
      @-KillaWatt- 2 месяца назад +73

      I laughed when I seen this one clip of him sitting at a desk chair fighting a guy. He can't even be bothered to get up at this point.

    • @DBONE117
      @DBONE117 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Gianni523 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @foilhattiest1
    @foilhattiest1 2 месяца назад +998

    Aikido is essentially the art of defending yourself against people who attack you in ways that nobody would ever attack you.

    • @hoze1235
      @hoze1235 2 месяца назад +31

      People who throw themselves at you

    • @jordanbabcock9349
      @jordanbabcock9349 2 месяца назад +19

      Everybody thought space war was a joke, and here we are with a fkn space military branch for the U.S.

    • @metallboy25
      @metallboy25 2 месяца назад

      ​​@@jordanbabcock9349Apples and oranges.

    • @WeirdenGilling
      @WeirdenGilling 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jordanbabcock9349I see

    • @lordfrz9339
      @lordfrz9339 2 месяца назад +31

      As Joe mentioned, it's for when someone commits a sword swing or spear thrust at you. It's not meant to be the primary style you use, it's situational.

  • @user-th5vb8ye7o
    @user-th5vb8ye7o 2 месяца назад +110

    When i went to Cancun for my senior trip in 06, one of our party guides was the Mexican version of Seagal. The hair, the mustache, the talk. Good shit

    • @TrueDarkness458
      @TrueDarkness458 Месяц назад +4

      Damn...I would have laughed so hard inside. Your so lucky rofl

    • @Armando-Kilombos
      @Armando-Kilombos Месяц назад

      @user-th5vb8ye7o Oh , Lol 🤣 We have quite a few Steven Segal , Rambos, Bruce Lee's , Chuck Norris and Van Dame "doubles" and wannabes in Mexico. Mexicans love "bad asses" and macho guys 😁

    • @alienatedamericana8364
      @alienatedamericana8364 Месяц назад

      I met him in Valladolid! He does movie stunts, very cool guy ,spoke perfect English

    • @user-qz9hc7rg7b
      @user-qz9hc7rg7b 25 дней назад

      did he do any of the movie lines for you?

  • @ashish_sunny
    @ashish_sunny 2 месяца назад +25

    Its good to see new JRE clips here on RUclips!

  • @winstonsmith8240
    @winstonsmith8240 2 месяца назад +411

    No- one will ever love Steven Segal as much as Steven Segal does.

    • @Last_Chance.
      @Last_Chance. Месяц назад +6

      You ain't lying

    • @davidcosdesign6785
      @davidcosdesign6785 Месяц назад +1

      I heard it's the same with the movie scripts he writes.

    • @robertdesjardins7645
      @robertdesjardins7645 Месяц назад +1

      Facts

    • @brianwicks-lr5iv
      @brianwicks-lr5iv Месяц назад

      even steven segals ass loves steven segal no ones ass can be bothered to love boring fake steven segal

    • @irvy78
      @irvy78 24 дня назад

      Maybe Nico ?

  • @sifodyas1576
    @sifodyas1576 2 месяца назад +439

    "just his posture is so disrespectful" had me rollin lmao

    • @Kinger1625
      @Kinger1625 2 месяца назад +1

      Loved that! Lol

    • @JBreezzBeatz
      @JBreezzBeatz 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂

    • @leggoeggoo9492
      @leggoeggoo9492 Месяц назад

      ruclips.net/video/UkxfpTdLkRg/видео.htmlsi=vOieL4h45rh3b1C_

    • @martinramirezmi5457
      @martinramirezmi5457 Месяц назад +1

      Disrespectful posture is unacceptable 😂

    • @style002323
      @style002323 Месяц назад

      Segal can't even get posture right. What a joke.

  • @4Everlast
    @4Everlast 2 месяца назад +38

    "He's eating carrots" is what broke Rogan. 😂😂😂

  • @saneadam3512
    @saneadam3512 Месяц назад +2

    so funny. love hearing this kinda stuff. I already watched the whole episode but thanks for making it a clip.

  • @ChrisJohnson-ko8jx
    @ChrisJohnson-ko8jx 2 месяца назад +526

    Steven Seagal is the epitome of the character in Napoleon Dynamite
    “Bow to your sensei!”

    • @Vito_Caligiuri
      @Vito_Caligiuri 2 месяца назад +41

      “Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?…fah getta bout it”

    • @demonslayer5613
      @demonslayer5613 2 месяца назад +35

      Rex kwan doe

    • @cody967
      @cody967 2 месяца назад +3

      😂

    • @liamoreilly783
      @liamoreilly783 2 месяца назад +8

      That is soo spot on !!!😂

    • @johnnyappleseed9568
      @johnnyappleseed9568 2 месяца назад +5

      Looked like him too

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 2 месяца назад +1696

    Steven Seagal is to martial arts as Brendan Schaub is to comedy.

    • @gamebredo8880
      @gamebredo8880 2 месяца назад +30

      Brendan schaub is more funny on his podcast than his standup

    • @kingmusa5516
      @kingmusa5516 2 месяца назад +12

      😅😮😮 lol dam bro a

    • @DBONE117
      @DBONE117 2 месяца назад +48

      Don't insult Steven seagal comparing him to that amoeba

    • @siggifreud812
      @siggifreud812 2 месяца назад +13

      under-rated comment.

    • @A_r78
      @A_r78 2 месяца назад +25

      @@gamebredo8880 said no one ever

  • @wingoreviewsboxingandmma3667
    @wingoreviewsboxingandmma3667 Месяц назад +17

    "It won't work in a street fight but it will work against a person with a sword" 😂😅😂😅😂😅

    • @peterbartolomeo5542
      @peterbartolomeo5542 Месяц назад

      Shows you how totally useless Joe Rogan is. He knows NOTHING ABOUT MARTIAL ARTS.

  • @Husani759
    @Husani759 2 месяца назад +34

    Hearing Seagal pronounce “Vladimir Putin” is a hoot. Worth finding on RUclips.

    • @alenaself9520
      @alenaself9520 Месяц назад

      Not as funny as when he tries to remember the JB name to recommend to do the Tai chi so he can have better balance and not to fall off the bikes, or stairs. Lo9k it up

    • @JK-gk5kf
      @JK-gk5kf Месяц назад

      I just went and looked for it after reading your comment. I wasn’t disappointed 👍🏻😂

    • @ChristisKing18
      @ChristisKing18 Месяц назад +2

      He's trying way too hard to pronounce his name with a Russian accent. That's the only reason Putin agreed to meet with him. To get his a$$ kissed 💋 and to laugh at him afterwards. 🤣

    • @Nothinglefttosay
      @Nothinglefttosay 26 дней назад

      Turn it into a ringtone 😂😂

  • @johnshaw4137
    @johnshaw4137 2 месяца назад +645

    Joe, i think it's time to invite Steven on the JRE.

    • @tonyslicer7399
      @tonyslicer7399 2 месяца назад +5

      He won't

    • @johnnymonsterrrr
      @johnnymonsterrrr 2 месяца назад +5

      hell nah

    • @johnshaw4137
      @johnshaw4137 2 месяца назад +39

      @@johnnymonsterrrr then you don't know good Internet. That would get SOO many views

    • @dr.mo7773
      @dr.mo7773 2 месяца назад +17

      That would break records 😅 i just imagine the facil expressions of segal😐🤨😏🙄😑

    • @jordanbabcock9349
      @jordanbabcock9349 2 месяца назад +12

      Theo Von... Better get him on!!!

  • @GuitarJawn
    @GuitarJawn 2 месяца назад +288

    "I just read the best script I ever read."
    "Who wrote it"
    "I did"
    [Edit: This is from a story from when Rob Schneider was on Howard Stern in 2000s]

    • @V8AmericanMuscleCar
      @V8AmericanMuscleCar 2 месяца назад +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @brianwicks-lr5iv
      @brianwicks-lr5iv Месяц назад +1

      "this morning when i awoke i met the worlds toughest hollywood hero in my bathroom"
      "you did wow thats amazing who was it"
      "me"

  • @c3920
    @c3920 2 месяца назад +6

    “Under Siege” was one of my all time favorite action films as a kid. Watched it recently for the first time since the 90s and it’s even better now. 😂

    • @Bigsky1991
      @Bigsky1991 Месяц назад

      Seeing Blondie come out of the cake....yowza! She had THE most amazing boobs!

    • @Bigsky1991
      @Bigsky1991 Месяц назад

      Seeing Blondie (Eleniak) come out of the cake...yowza! She had THE most amazing boobs on Earth!

  • @sole__doubt
    @sole__doubt 2 месяца назад +28

    Joe realizing that there actually are dope old movies is a beautiful thing to see.
    We love you Joe :)

    • @kirkcinnamon8467
      @kirkcinnamon8467 Месяц назад +2

      Get a life

    • @wingerding
      @wingerding Месяц назад +1

      Lol not exactly a wild realization...

    • @sole__doubt
      @sole__doubt Месяц назад +3

      @@wingerding Thats why I made the comment its not wild at all but Joe seems to be blown away by it.

    • @NewYoutubeDawgMSSP
      @NewYoutubeDawgMSSP Месяц назад

      ​@@sole__doubtyou're a dork

  • @labeckipiotrek
    @labeckipiotrek 2 месяца назад +72

    The fact that he eats the carrot with Lukashenko is just hilarious lol

    • @lucabaki
      @lucabaki Месяц назад +1

      Thats like a guy eating a carrot with Hitler. Not funny to me.

    • @eaturmeatornopuddin
      @eaturmeatornopuddin Месяц назад

      Deep throats it had me😂😂😂😂

  • @patricksullivan2322
    @patricksullivan2322 2 месяца назад +437

    Steven “they call that one a skippy cause it goes skip skip skip skip skip”
    Segura “BULL SHIT” 😂😂😂

    • @Goldenspiderducck
      @Goldenspiderducck 2 месяца назад +24

      Hey, he’s been piloting skippys for like 45 years.

    • @Dime_time333
      @Dime_time333 2 месяца назад +7

      *87 years

    • @johnshaw4137
      @johnshaw4137 2 месяца назад +14

      Is that a German Sheppard spaniel mix?. I've been training dogs for like 47 years"

    • @user-wb7nv9ht1g
      @user-wb7nv9ht1g 2 месяца назад +5

      I'm worried about people criticizing Seagal while finding talentless hacks like Segura and Rogan. Rogan talks a😢echo chambers while living in one

    • @patricksullivan2322
      @patricksullivan2322 2 месяца назад

      @@user-wb7nv9ht1g don’t worry bud, you’ll be okay

  • @user-mi4wd8rg9t
    @user-mi4wd8rg9t Месяц назад +3

    I love the compilations of him running

  • @PeterKertesz2013
    @PeterKertesz2013 2 месяца назад +4

    This whole podcast was great 👍😂

  • @ikedewinter1213
    @ikedewinter1213 2 месяца назад +147

    Space ice is hilarious best at Steven Seagal hating 😂

    • @Borg14
      @Borg14 2 месяца назад +11

      Space Ice is awesome!

    • @paularkins6039
      @paularkins6039 2 месяца назад +6

      Just commented same thing before I seen this bro. Great to see another fan

    • @mrblaque215
      @mrblaque215 2 месяца назад +2

      Exactly what I thought! 🤣

    • @SammyFuqU
      @SammyFuqU 2 месяца назад +6

      Awesome to see Space Ice get a shout out. I love his work. MEGGGAA BLOCKBUSTER HIT

    • @Carmine_Lupertazzi
      @Carmine_Lupertazzi 2 месяца назад +5

      Try also: SenseiSeagal

  • @davidsummer8631
    @davidsummer8631 2 месяца назад +108

    Space Ice army in the house

  • @rossdorge7133
    @rossdorge7133 Месяц назад +4

    Steven Seagal has a piece of Wonka Bar stuck in his mustache from all those years of fighting oompa loompas.

  • @lorddemonoss3945
    @lorddemonoss3945 Месяц назад +21

    I am still enjoying my old steven seagal movies.

  • @FoundingStockNZ
    @FoundingStockNZ 2 месяца назад +77

    Shout out to Space Ice, his take on seagal movies is gold

    • @Doomsara
      @Doomsara Месяц назад +9

      Seems like not a lot of people here heard about Space Ice.. comedy gold 😅

    • @jeromethomas8857
      @jeromethomas8857 Месяц назад +7

      I gotta watch a space ice Seagal take at least 3 times a week. I be in tears laughing

    • @phillipsmith3366
      @phillipsmith3366 Месяц назад +6

      Space ice is gold!!

  • @bigdatapimp
    @bigdatapimp 2 месяца назад +183

    The fact that no one mentioned Space Ice and his deep burning hatred for Seagal and his hysterical and surgical dismantling of him in his videos is a crime.

    • @SayGahTaah
      @SayGahTaah 2 месяца назад +9

      Who?

    • @BIONICHRONIC
      @BIONICHRONIC 2 месяца назад +20

      I agree. That dude is hilarious.

    • @ThunderboltWisdom
      @ThunderboltWisdom 2 месяца назад +20

      Space Ice is the man. His videos are hilarious. They're all entitled "Stephen Segal's New Movie is The Worst Movie Ever Made". Every single one. And it's always true.😂😂😂

    • @Twelvegoldteeth
      @Twelvegoldteeth 2 месяца назад +15

      Space Ice’s Seagal videos are absolute gold!

    • @WeirdenGilling
      @WeirdenGilling 2 месяца назад +11

      Love that channel!! Hilarious the way he destroys seagal 😂😂😂

  • @havnt3782
    @havnt3782 2 месяца назад +4

    The c-town drop was so nice to hear.

  • @benglanville5083
    @benglanville5083 2 месяца назад +31

    I love it how stoned everyone is on this show

  • @guuradubs
    @guuradubs 2 месяца назад +421

    The Black Keys used to listen to Cumtown what fucking universe are we in

    • @reservoirdude92
      @reservoirdude92 2 месяца назад +20

      A pretty good one all things considered lol

    • @Dovahkiin0117
      @Dovahkiin0117 2 месяца назад +35

      I knew I identified with them

      I am gay

    • @billykarnes6035
      @billykarnes6035 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Dovahkiin0117is that you Oscar?

    • @welfaiewfb8802
      @welfaiewfb8802 2 месяца назад +25

      They are being booked to appear on the Adam Friedland Show soon

    • @yeetboi0069
      @yeetboi0069 2 месяца назад +4

      i am gay

  • @mc-zy7ju
    @mc-zy7ju 2 месяца назад +131

    Segal dieing in Executive Decision is his greatest role ever.

    • @tonytaylor5461
      @tonytaylor5461 2 месяца назад +3

      2 minutes in

    • @MyNameJeff..
      @MyNameJeff.. 2 месяца назад +16

      Dying*

    • @barahng
      @barahng Месяц назад

      @@tonytaylor5461 After the opening scene building him up as this badass operator he dies in the most unceremonious way possible. Rumor is he was planned to be in the whole movie and got written out of the script because he was such an asshole to work with. Which makes sense with the beginning scenes showing him as a badass, why would you bother with that if you're just gonna kill him right away? It would make sense if the bad guy kills him, to show how tough the bad guy is, but he just falls out of a plane instead.

    • @lloydchristmas1086
      @lloydchristmas1086 Месяц назад +9

      hahah me and my Dad were huge Segall fans back in day 😂 We were so bummed when he died all early in that movie we were like wtf

    • @yaredteferra7630
      @yaredteferra7630 Месяц назад

      No him dying in machete is but of course he had to kill himself

  • @aintnuthinbutathang1646
    @aintnuthinbutathang1646 Месяц назад +2

    The Black Keys drummer is one of my favorite Rogan guests, he's just like one of your bros roasting everything and talkin shit.

  • @weirdsock3032
    @weirdsock3032 Месяц назад +1

    The Black Keys w/ Joe Rogan, all stoned, talking about Steven Seagal. Amazing.

  • @benzohhhhh
    @benzohhhhh 2 месяца назад +73

    Joe couldn’t believe he was eating carrots 🤣 “carrots?” “He’s eating CARROTS?”

    • @Dimsummmmm
      @Dimsummmmm 2 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheTalk23
      @TheTalk23 2 месяца назад +3

      Joe was probably on DMT.

    • @obtuseguru7259
      @obtuseguru7259 2 месяца назад +4

      what? VEGETABLES? not in my house

    • @paulmallon9292
      @paulmallon9292 2 месяца назад +6

      Joe annoys me in these situations. He only laughs because he ignored it for so long that he had to by the end. Guy is like 'look at this idiot eating carrots', and Joe is too preoccupied trying to talk about Seagal's phono martial art discipline.

    • @denroy3
      @denroy3 2 месяца назад +1

      That was a beautiful carrot, though.

  • @ryanarborist
    @ryanarborist 2 месяца назад +97

    Nick Mullen said this is the Entenmann's donut Era of Segal's career.

    • @richrivers1232
      @richrivers1232 2 месяца назад +13

      Dude I have revisited that Clangers video on the Cumtown Seagal bit about 50 times and it is always funny. "Fatly going around corners" 😂

    • @ryanarborist
      @ryanarborist 2 месяца назад +9

      @@richrivers1232 that scene where it's obvious the guy Segal is trying to pull to safety is being pulled by a rope off screen.

    • @richrivers1232
      @richrivers1232 2 месяца назад

      @@ryanarboristHAHHAH oh man it's the best! So funny

    • @ryanarborist
      @ryanarborist 2 месяца назад +4

      @@richrivers1232 I had to say this. The hardest I've ever laughed at that podcast was Nick doing The Big Chill 2. His Michael Douglas impression. He does Dennis Hopper seeing Glen Close's vagina and it makes him suicidal. I laugh everytime I hear it.

    • @saucelord780
      @saucelord780 2 месяца назад +3

      The part where Steven Seagal says “wuss happennin” to some 5 yr old Hungarian child.

  • @montanawhite5699
    @montanawhite5699 2 месяца назад +4

    Fires on the plain is one of my favorite movies. It released in us in 1963. I’m 28, but I loved the movie when I first saw it as a kid.

  • @Garcea_linking
    @Garcea_linking 2 месяца назад +281

    Space Ice

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 2 месяца назад +19

      but who cares? its never mentioned agaaainnn

    • @koclay9193
      @koclay9193 2 месяца назад +6

      Steven seagal style flinch shooting.

    • @Hu.has.the.flu.
      @Hu.has.the.flu. 2 месяца назад +9

      In this recap, Blockbuster Podcast Star Joe Rogan, mistakes the origins of Aikido, botches a story about Gene LeBell, and contemplates how long it take for feelings to get from his Balls to his BRAIIIIN.

    • @Oscar_Le_Slouch
      @Oscar_Le_Slouch 2 месяца назад +2

      @@musek5048😂

    • @hvalhajen
      @hvalhajen 2 месяца назад +18

      first thing i thought of, Space Ice shout out 🤣🤣🤣

  • @natemarx4999
    @natemarx4999 2 месяца назад +157

    I am old enough to remember when Steven Seagal was credited for “helping” Anderson Silva become the greatest fighter of all time. Those were the days!

    • @kobinho07
      @kobinho07 2 месяца назад +10

      I so remember that, and I heard that Dana or the UFC didn't like it lol

    • @stanktaint15
      @stanktaint15 2 месяца назад +11

      That's not that old 😆
      Damn I feel old 😂

    • @roybringus31
      @roybringus31 2 месяца назад +8

      Lmao I remember he told Anderson “I knew that front kick would be there” lolol

    • @leigh5937
      @leigh5937 2 месяца назад +7

      Shit man! Are we old now?

    • @fabiors10
      @fabiors10 2 месяца назад +4

      Vitor Belfort didn't like that

  • @foreignwarren7361
    @foreignwarren7361 Месяц назад +18

    Seagal is a legend in his own lunchbox 😂

  • @JesseStevenTrumm3992
    @JesseStevenTrumm3992 Месяц назад +2

    “Just his posture is so disrespectful” 😂😂😂

  • @robertvought8802
    @robertvought8802 2 месяца назад +191

    If only Nick Mullen were here to chime in on this😂

    • @danielz8925
      @danielz8925 2 месяца назад +21

      Entenmann’s Donut era Seagal

    • @Zeppelin894
      @Zeppelin894 2 месяца назад +19

      My good friend Nick!

    • @edlangone
      @edlangone 2 месяца назад +29

      Rogies wouldn't be able to keep up with my close personal friend in real life Nick Mullen. That's the main reason I'm not good friends with Joe anymore. Also I'm gay.

    • @TheHottwhyrd
      @TheHottwhyrd 2 месяца назад

      Nick's way to busy trying to ruin the legacy of cumtown.

    • @asexton57
      @asexton57 2 месяца назад +1

      @@edlangoneyour avi is the best! 😂

  • @Stefanoski88
    @Stefanoski88 2 месяца назад +47

    Above the law, Hard to kill, Marked by death, Out for justice, Under Siege and their soundtracks especially from the movie Hard to kill. Say whatever you want but they are one of the best action movies ever made, because of that movies i started to train mixed martial arts. Long live Steven Seagal, my childhood hero!

    • @JohnAdams-xc5yk
      @JohnAdams-xc5yk 2 месяца назад +10

      Get on some medication

    • @Stefanoski88
      @Stefanoski88 2 месяца назад +7

      @@JohnAdams-xc5yk Listen i will be respectful because you are so much older, please scroll down my comment and enjoy your day.

    • @leninfranco9328
      @leninfranco9328 2 месяца назад +7

      Hey Steven,stop using fake accounts to defend yourself 😂

    • @pap7794
      @pap7794 2 месяца назад

      ​@leninfranco9328get a life I bet you like my movies

    • @jjwhy321y3
      @jjwhy321y3 2 месяца назад

      He was good in his prime..like 5 years. Then he drove every cast member insane and gained 200pnds.

  • @YouSoPoor
    @YouSoPoor Месяц назад

    Love the shirt Joe!

  • @The-LongRoad-Home
    @The-LongRoad-Home 2 месяца назад +2

    just in my personal experience as someone who does something much different than professional fighting this shit does teach you how to take a fall

  • @GordGonzola
    @GordGonzola 2 месяца назад +27

    The clips of 'younger Segal', look like They were the Inspiration for Kramers Karate Career in Seinfeld....

  • @TheJoshuaLavender
    @TheJoshuaLavender 2 месяца назад +103

    Patrick wearing a Harvard shirt with the unibombers police sketch on it while referencing Cumtown is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen .

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 2 месяца назад +3

      Didn't even notice ahahah that's gold

    • @CRFLAus
      @CRFLAus 2 месяца назад +2

      Dude you haven't seen The Gringo Papi?

    • @dt90891
      @dt90891 2 месяца назад +8

      Cumtown doing Seagal is nuts

  • @scottjulie27
    @scottjulie27 Месяц назад +4

    I would love for you to finally have Steven Seagal on your show.

  • @ndnd2023
    @ndnd2023 2 месяца назад +21

    Budo Jujitsu was the swordless form of the Samurai. Aikido was a variation which focused on 'spiritual' development as much (if not more) than combat. Aikido didn't surface until early 1900's (without googling to check), the Grandmaster was Morihei Ueshiba who died early somewhere around 1930, I think. Partner compliance is key in all Aikido demonstrations, such as the one with Seagull here.

    • @phillipott8064
      @phillipott8064 Месяц назад +1

    • @peterbartolomeo5542
      @peterbartolomeo5542 Месяц назад +3

      He died in 1969 Aikido was officially founded in 1928 but developed earlier it's parent art is Daito Ryu Aikijuijitsu the most brutal joint locking and breaking of all jiujitsu systems. Great grandmaster Takeda taught Ueshiba who was a master of Sumo Combat Samurai jiujitsu Shinto Takagi Yoshen Ryu I believe one of the oldest Samurai arts and Kenjutsu sword fighting. Takedas system was his families system begun in 900 ad when the patriarch Takeda would dissect samurai victims from the battlefield and studied how the joints move the system of joint locking and destroying joints was created from this study. There's nothing more painful than a wrist lock and turning the opponent arm in a direction it can't go that's why they fly through the air. I studied a variety of systems and in Ninjitsu you see a ton of Aikido and Aikijuijitsu. Aikido is large flowing circles allowing for a toss and throw that won't hurt the other guy but stun him and force him to rethink his aggression Aikijuijitsu is small circles ....tearing the arm out of the shoulder socket or snapping an elbow joint or breaking a wrist. It's apparent Joe Rogan didn't bother to read or research Seagals or the systems he's mastered

    • @eyooffiong
      @eyooffiong Месяц назад

      ​​@@peterbartolomeo5542He would be surprised at how brutal Aikido gets.
      I low-key like how Aikido is underestimated... It is not until a well seasoned practitioner utilizes it to custom modern fighting, that stuns the opponent and just submit them for control and suggestive movement their biology can not contradict on a platter, that's when they are surprised at the immense power of control.
      I don't know much, I'm self taught. Specialty is arm control... I can pause/control opponents movement, and test pain threshold with just that ability...
      Adding, a pre-evasion to it means the other guy will most likely be in serious trouble if not quick thinking and moving...
      Opponents who understand the power of aikido are extremely quick and are very cautious, lols... So they end up making weird movements like the practitioner...

    • @cyborgchicken3502
      @cyborgchicken3502 Месяц назад

      ​@@eyooffiong I'm sure it's very brutal but let's face it, the reality today is that Aikido is trained in such a way where it has lost its combat effectiveness, because there is absolutely no pressure testing in sparring and all techniques are performed on willing and compliant opponents...then it has also been infiltrated by complete frauds who promote "no touch jutsu" or "death touch" which supposedly utilizes ones Ki and literally all the endless challenge fights showing MMA fighters, jujitsu specialists, judoka, boxers, kickboxers and muay Thai fighters beating the living snot out of these people is proof that a lot of it is total nonsense.... You can live in disillusion all you want, but what you and many Aikido advocates forget is that despite being a martial arts experts who trained in multiple disciplines, Ueshiba Sensei ended up becoming a staunch pacifist in his later due to the destruction of WW2 and the heinous war crimes committed by Japan and thus he began to push aikido into that direction as well, intending for it to not be used for any sort of violence whatsoever.... Maybe in its early days it was probably highly effective, but the reality today is that is has absolutely lost that effectiveness due to being watered down by both it's original founder in his later years and even today by current practitioners.... You're better off rather learning actual Aikijujitsu, Hapkido, Judo, Jujitsu, Chinese Shuai Jiao wrestling or any other style of grappling and wrestling

    • @cyborgchicken3502
      @cyborgchicken3502 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@eyooffiong crazy how you also make it sound as if other martial arts styles and especially other grappling styles do not have effective joint locks.... Maybe give jujitsu a try and then let me know "ineffective" it is.... Even Tai Chi has joint locks

  • @bassbrother81
    @bassbrother81 2 месяца назад +46

    If anyone is wondering why hes tapping the melon, there is a certain sound that can be heard when tapping them that tells you theyre ripe

    • @HaveAGreatDay54
      @HaveAGreatDay54 2 месяца назад +9

      I wonder if Segal actually knows what sound to listen for. I have watched people tap every type of melon in the grocery store when only the watermelon can be checked that way. They tap each melon then pick the wrong sound indicating a green melon. It is hilarious to witness when no one knows what the heck they are doing but they do it anyway.

    • @bassbrother81
      @bassbrother81 2 месяца назад +3

      @@HaveAGreatDay54 I doubt he does😂, but yea I've also seen people at the supermarket tapping them and picking the opposite sound than what they should be looking for, cracks me up haha

    • @poppinwithandy7742
      @poppinwithandy7742 2 месяца назад +1

      ITS LIKE CUTTING AN ONION WHILE CRYING ITS A POLITICAL HOGGWASH.

    • @davidsellers3639
      @davidsellers3639 2 месяца назад

      Yeah but he didn’t know that

    • @siberiancajun
      @siberiancajun 2 месяца назад

      He was trying to split the watermelon but failed.

  • @abidingdude222
    @abidingdude222 2 месяца назад +5

    Such an epic finish to the segment 😂
    “I’ve got brother so, lots of ball kicking”

  • @cozmoos
    @cozmoos Месяц назад +1

    The first 10 minutes of Glimmer Man feels like an hour long movie.

  • @bsavage5128
    @bsavage5128 Месяц назад +1

    "I don't know if you know this or not, but for the past 30 years, I've been a cop!" I miss that show 😂😂😂

  • @hanu9830
    @hanu9830 2 месяца назад +218

    "it was invented for samurai to fight against someone with a sword"- joe rogan, describing a martial art invented 50 years after the age of the samurai ended

    • @discordye4825
      @discordye4825 2 месяца назад +20

      Yeah, it's a fake martial art...lol.

    • @BountyFlamor
      @BountyFlamor 2 месяца назад +19

      Joe is thinking of Jiu Jitsu. Aikido was derived from that to be less violent.

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu 2 месяца назад +11

      ​@@BountyFlamorAnd from what I can tell everything I've seen in Aikido that actually works is also taught in some basic form in jiu jitsu but with actual practical follow up. I've been tossed around by Aikido practitioners before and everything they did that worked was essentially 'lazy' judo/jiu jitsu.

    • @dprich100
      @dprich100 2 месяца назад +27

      @@badlaamaurukehuI've been a black belt in judo for 40 years. Your definition of Aikido as "lazy judo" is the best I've ever heard. Literally made me laugh out loud.

    • @stevebb2915
      @stevebb2915 2 месяца назад +11

      hes half right. the art aikido was derived from was a samurai art. the creator of aikido was a REAL warrior and on returning from war, was so sickened by the actual violence he witnessed, developed it as an art for self cultivation. It was never intended for "fighting", martial arts were just his framework as that was his background. its more about meditation, breathing, cold showers and physical self discipline. basically he was the wim hoff of his day.

  • @johnnymossville
    @johnnymossville 2 месяца назад +31

    Seagal is hilarious. one of our time's greatest comedians.

  • @Nhlonipho_Kumkanikazi
    @Nhlonipho_Kumkanikazi 2 месяца назад +2

    The man of blockbuster movies,who is most loved by Space ice

  • @user-gm2tw4ft8y
    @user-gm2tw4ft8y 2 месяца назад

    Segura's bit on Seagal is priceless!!!!

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 2 месяца назад +50

    Everyone makes fun of Steven Seagal. You wouldn't find it funny if he cornered you in a dark alley, and you had a box of donuts, and it was too narrow to walk by him.

    • @pandarage21
      @pandarage21 2 месяца назад +4

      I dont think it matters who it is. I want my donuts.

    • @thomasmccowan1908
      @thomasmccowan1908 Месяц назад

      Actually I would find it funny. Cause then all those with a sense of logic and reality will stand up and say he is a fucking disgrace to Martial Arts and a big POS. He is the white Tyler perry

    • @user-fq2jg4rh1v
      @user-fq2jg4rh1v Месяц назад +1

      Fuck bro you right

  • @alcottdevalte7440
    @alcottdevalte7440 2 месяца назад +38

    Rogan needs to get Seagal on his podcast; just do it!!!

    • @conspiracycornerpodcast4302
      @conspiracycornerpodcast4302 2 месяца назад

      I don't think he would, I think they're allegations against Seagal.

    • @senseiseagal1983
      @senseiseagal1983 2 месяца назад +2

      I am eagerly awaiting this

    • @johnnysaid4362
      @johnnysaid4362 2 месяца назад +1

      yeah i agree. that would lay to rest the misconceptions and the ridicule

    • @TylerShacklefordDurden
      @TylerShacklefordDurden 2 месяца назад

      Hasn't he been hiding in Russia for years?

    • @alcottdevalte7440
      @alcottdevalte7440 2 месяца назад

      @@TylerShacklefordDurden Seagal lives in UAE now, mostly Dubai, but tends to visit Russia as well when needed. I don't think wants to have anything to do with the US anymore and seems annoyed by all the lies and stories told about him.

  • @BingoBongo-or5ni
    @BingoBongo-or5ni 2 месяца назад

    I practiced akido for a time, it is very effective especially against people who try to grab you with open hands but against a closed fist is a very different scenario.

  • @brobasticbroham446
    @brobasticbroham446 Месяц назад

    The Segal run is a iconic piece of meme history 😂

  • @K-NectingDots
    @K-NectingDots 2 месяца назад +16

    A few years ago, I was in Ashland, Oregon near where I live in Medford and I saw steven S. walking around Ashland. He was nice, had a conversation with him, took pictures with us. He was cool, had a small groupie forming around him by the time we left.

  • @dagabbagool2600
    @dagabbagool2600 2 месяца назад +9

    The old guy with the white mustache in the Seagal movie is Dale Dye, a decorated Marine officer that saw combat in Vietnam.

    • @grymaldus40k41
      @grymaldus40k41 Месяц назад

      Lol I know exactly who you mean. Always plays senior military officers.

    • @sandogtjsandog4366
      @sandogtjsandog4366 Месяц назад

      And he was the Sheriff of a Western Montana county, Ravalli County I believe.

  • @DRWildside
    @DRWildside Месяц назад

    Gene Lebel had his own wrestling terratory too. He wrestled up and down California circuit. Wrestled many times in Bakersfield with all the legends.

  • @elvisjimpa100
    @elvisjimpa100 2 месяца назад +1

    I think both Seagal,Gene and Bruce are masters in there own martial arts.I will never disrespect any of them.Legends.

  • @joebriggs8422
    @joebriggs8422 2 месяца назад +36

    All of the Space Ice channel reviews of Seagal movies are comedic gold. Recommend checking out
    Steven Seagal vs Van Damme - Unbiased - Marked For Death / Hard Target

  • @Nofilter1976
    @Nofilter1976 2 месяца назад +77

    I was always told throughout the martial arts community that Aikido was not invented to disarm people with swords, it was simply invented out of necessity to practice fighting each other during the time that they were banned from carrying swords in the late 1800's.

    • @weirdshibainu
      @weirdshibainu 2 месяца назад +12

      No. It was developed in the 1920's and 30's.

    • @imakimmy2
      @imakimmy2 2 месяца назад +1

      I thought it was to pose with a sword.

    • @stevebb2915
      @stevebb2915 2 месяца назад +14

      hes half right. the art aikido was derived from was a samurai art. the creator of aikido was a REAL warrior and on returning from war, was so sickened by the actual violence he witnessed, developed it as an art for self cultivation. It was never intended for "fighting", martial arts were just his framework as that was his background. its more about meditation, breathing, cold showers and physical self discipline. basically he was the wim hoff of his day.

    • @swedishbutcher
      @swedishbutcher 2 месяца назад +10

      @@stevebb2915he was also a bullshit artist who claimed to have beaten up 60 armed police by himself.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 2 месяца назад +6

      @@swedishbutcher 🤔 no surprise it’s Seagal’s martial art of choice then, is it

  • @andrewrodriguez7310
    @andrewrodriguez7310 2 месяца назад +3

    Seagal in his prime and all 3 of you guys in your prime. Goal: self preservation. All 3 of you at the same time try to take Seagal down to the ground. All of you would fail miserably. Love your show Joe but that's the truth. Carry on like a jester.

  • @bigglilwayne7050
    @bigglilwayne7050 Месяц назад

    Mitch Hedberg's portrayal as Steven Segal on the Bob and Tom Show was some of his best work IMO!!!

  • @shiffleshanks
    @shiffleshanks 2 месяца назад +4

    I like how the guy starts off “I heard that” and Joe instantly throws out the name and the actually story of what happened and goes into it. Awesome!

    • @AckzaTV
      @AckzaTV 2 месяца назад

      Telepathic joe

  • @LeslieMorris
    @LeslieMorris 2 месяца назад +5

    The best description I've heard of Akido is if you want to engage into the philosophy of the martial arts but not the violence. Which I think is a perfect fit for some people.

    • @AckzaTV
      @AckzaTV 2 месяца назад

      Throwing people to the ground is pretty violent

    • @user-hi9gd8rq6c
      @user-hi9gd8rq6c 2 месяца назад

      @@AckzaTV when they do 90% of the work not really

    • @LeslieMorris
      @LeslieMorris 2 месяца назад

      @@AckzaTV There's no resistance and it's a controlled land. Akido more like dancing that it does fighting.

  • @Capital_Trades
    @Capital_Trades 2 месяца назад

    That older footage of him fighting against students reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Kramer was throwing around kids.

  • @tomastelensky-vlog8723
    @tomastelensky-vlog8723 Месяц назад

    You know how is it with those good storytellers, Joe? They make things up ;-)

  • @macrosense
    @macrosense 2 месяца назад +30

    Aikido is the art of falling down or tumbling when someone pretends to throw you.

    • @everythingallin4905
      @everythingallin4905 2 месяца назад +2

      That is Judo

    • @RICKYREVIEWS98
      @RICKYREVIEWS98 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@everythingallin4905judo is legit son. Khabib and Islam are killer at it. Aikido is the one that's pure bullshit and would never work against anyone fighting back lol

    • @lighthawkgames5805
      @lighthawkgames5805 Месяц назад +1

      If you don't go with the motion of the throw, your elbow or your wrist would break. If the throws are done too fast or with violent intent, then you will break your sparring partner, possibly crippling them, which is clearly not the goal of training. All these comments made by people who don't know shit about the art. Go on into the nearest Aikido dojo and challenge the sensei. Make sure you get some video footage of your ass getting kicked so we can all laugh about it here on RUclips.

  • @zachary_attackery
    @zachary_attackery 2 месяца назад +18

    "some old music is good....but I guess some old movies are good too" Wow amazing insight Joe

    • @NortheastGun
      @NortheastGun 2 месяца назад

      Yeah, he was stoned af when he said that, just look at his eyes, if you can.

    • @martinramirezmi5457
      @martinramirezmi5457 Месяц назад

      Joe Rogain says the craziest sh*t. He seems special needs 😂

  • @SIBIRIAKoriginal
    @SIBIRIAKoriginal Месяц назад +2

    not that I am a big fan of Joe Rogan Experience but sometimes I stumble across a good conversation. This one is like two teenagers is hating a smart girl for no reasons and just laughing at her question" why are you laughing" . Apparently when you hate someone their food consuming is a good enough reason to laugh at them. It's exactly the same when teenagers in school laugh at a teacher when see them eating for the first time.

  • @aradecomate8261
    @aradecomate8261 2 месяца назад +2

    The thing with people jumping in aikido is they are supposed to be masters at ukemi. The user directs the force of the opponent and twists the joints giving the user the choice of having the joint dislocated or jumping where the user is guiding his movement.
    If you want to know what it feels like stretch your arm out thumb down and have your friend push the pinky side of your palm into your wrist as if were trying to fold it to your arm.

  • @markandrus8879
    @markandrus8879 2 месяца назад +7

    Never thought of how Seagal's commander has to be 80 years old in the movies. 🤣😂

  • @sheldonlevine6187
    @sheldonlevine6187 2 месяца назад +22

    "Anybody Know why Richie did Bobby Lupo " ?

  • @SPAZZYok
    @SPAZZYok Месяц назад +1

    The "Lebell lock" is still used to this day. Segal crying to the FBI agents is the best.

  • @jcmac7709
    @jcmac7709 Месяц назад

    SenseiSeagal channel needs a mention for sure

  • @intricateinc8566
    @intricateinc8566 Месяц назад

    *Jamie, "pull up that clip of Steven Segal fighting his hairline and diabetes at the same time"*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @hoosierdeddy92
    @hoosierdeddy92 2 месяца назад +39

    Crazy this dropped while I'm in the middle of a Steven Seagal rabbit hole!

    • @Dimsummmmm
      @Dimsummmmm 2 месяца назад +6

      Imagine wasting your life watching his bullshit 🤣💀

    • @karmasutra4774
      @karmasutra4774 2 месяца назад +1

      So his name spelling is now a Mandela Effect. Do you think the spelling changed?

    • @johntruxal432
      @johntruxal432 2 месяца назад +2

      3 movie rabbit hole ?

    • @jameshoffa7085
      @jameshoffa7085 2 месяца назад

      No it isn't. It also dropped while I'm not in the middle of a Steven Seagal rabbit hole.

    • @mr.kalopsia3273
      @mr.kalopsia3273 2 месяца назад +1

      Space ice, you’ll be entertained for hours

  • @Layo5900
    @Layo5900 2 месяца назад +77

    Space Ice !

    • @Skravla
      @Skravla 2 месяца назад +10

      You're got damn right

    • @arendsmith9527
      @arendsmith9527 2 месяца назад +11

      Space Ice is the best.

    • @jaynecobb7964
      @jaynecobb7964 2 месяца назад +20

      "Mega Blockbuster Hit Movie where he showed the World..."

    • @stanktaint15
      @stanktaint15 2 месяца назад +3

      Nice...

    • @othc44
      @othc44 2 месяца назад +11

      "Anyway" 😂

  • @velveetaslingshot
    @velveetaslingshot Месяц назад

    I still love Aikido. Its a moving meditation like tai chi. Is it combat effective? No. But there are lessons in the movements that are valuable. Even if it is just to quiet the mind.

  • @daveuppercut1
    @daveuppercut1 2 месяца назад

    So cool to see bobby fingers get a shout out.

  • @EddyRulz
    @EddyRulz 2 месяца назад +19

    You gotta watch "Space Ice's" Steven Seagal movie reviews. He perfectly explains what Steven Segal & his ("using the term lightly") movies are truly all about. :D

    • @nomdeguerre8464
      @nomdeguerre8464 2 месяца назад +2

      I had to reread this several times until I understood you put your quotations in the wrong place(s).

    • @EddyRulz
      @EddyRulz 2 месяца назад +1

      @@nomdeguerre8464 my bad. :D

  • @Ddyoutube100
    @Ddyoutube100 2 месяца назад +19

    I still can’t believe the Seahawks didn’t run the ball man…

  • @TheBlueB0mber
    @TheBlueB0mber Месяц назад +1

    2:39 this guy is committed to that wrist-lock like el Lucha libre. 1000% real combat footage.

  • @user-lf7ct1nn7o
    @user-lf7ct1nn7o 2 месяца назад

    I dunno, i like the way grappler baki deals with aikido. Basically, rsther than just redirecting energy or whatever, its more about manipulating the limited flowchart of human range of motion and response to stimulus.
    Its like a prototype of BJJ in that way in my view.

  • @cainogang2353
    @cainogang2353 2 месяца назад +19

    Good to see my very close friend Nick Mullen getting some recognition for his commentary on Steven Segal movies.

  • @neonomad1939
    @neonomad1939 2 месяца назад +12

    I actually enjoyed his 80s/90s movies like Above The Law & Marked for Death.

  • @WallKenshiro
    @WallKenshiro Месяц назад

    Bobby Fingers got a shout on JRE! About damn m'f'kn time!

  • @cruzmariowii
    @cruzmariowii 2 месяца назад

    Seagal painted on hair is just the best😂

  • @Ryan-bn3qk
    @Ryan-bn3qk 2 месяца назад +24

    Knowing how to fight "hand to hand" with weapons involved is a precious ability.
    "Fix bayonets!"

    • @AckzaTV
      @AckzaTV 2 месяца назад

      Only stupid people fight each other with bayonets

  • @rsmith90
    @rsmith90 2 месяца назад +7

    Hearing Joe say “for funsies” was the center of my 2025 bingo card. 5:21

  • @jerommelewis
    @jerommelewis 14 дней назад

    Steven Seagal also does tenshin aikido which is a lot different it's more close to a judo way of training and Steven Seagal did karate and kungfu and implement some of those stuff in it. He never believed in the flowery aikido because he said that only happen when Morihei Ueshiba got old and wasn't as mobile but in his early days it wasn't flowery

  • @mikeclark8410
    @mikeclark8410 Месяц назад +1

    "I have 3 brothers, alot of ball kickin"
    ...ends