This Game Is Literally Broken

[@MagicTheNoah]

lol you are bad at valorant

[@TimTheTierLister]

This guy is only rank 2 in radiant smhing my head my head

[@Zel-Veraan]

Until I activate Tactic 19-5!

[@AHarmlessAnt]

True

[@YellowFellowXD]

yall know this is him right 😭😭😭

[@kazooki5685]

@@YellowFellowXD wdym? that is obviously not noahthemagic. thats magicthenoah hes a totally different person

[@TimTheTierLister]

As a valorant and magic the gathering addict, I can confirm that both games are fighting for control over my pitiful bank account

[@Cyrus-iv5nh]

Real😂

[@sittingmonkey122]

Truly a masterclass documentary about bad game. It brought tears to my eyes and opened my eyes on tactic 19-5.

[@darker_angel5463]

Deadlock really was a person of honor

[@konradfaessler9316]

5:01 average Spy TF2 gameplay

[@bigt1574]

Valorant seems extremely frustrating. You peek one corner and you instantly die.

[@goochipoochie]

If you played Quake 20 years ago you would die even if you didn't peek corner
Welcome to a standard fps experience

[@divat10]

Just a skill issue tbh

[@blorp2555]

i was in a spike rush and it ended as a 4v1 with the one guy pulling out the knife. Everyone else pulled out the knife (as honor dictates) but he ended up killing three of the people. Last guy runs, pulls out a gun and stops the knife guy from planting. both sides hated gun guy. conclusion: knife good

[@SuperZeve]

Seeing Noah play Valorant and also noahify it is great

[@gudenau]

Being AFK is a skill issue.

[@Crossbarre]

The fact he didnt get a better lower kill count on vandal to save himself so much time is hilarious. Love the commitment 😂

[@_ev3____]

Yea he's not just bad... frfr

[@ChanceMa]

Noah: Bringing a gun to a knife fight is cheating
Also Noah: *THAT’S IT, AFK PLAYERS*

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

i'm sorry noah for all the suffering.

[@Zel-Veraan]

Reforming Valorant, one knife fight at a time.

[@williamdrum9899]

SMH, now that Valorant exists I can't call them "Riot Game" anymore

[@OmegaFerretMusic]

my favorite Chinese spyware in the form of a game

[@jaws5620]

Ahh yes the mountains of valuable information from rage q brain dead valorant players lol

[@TaewonKian]

Valorant: The Malding Game

[@FlazuelJr]

Very good vid, it’s nice to see people using the best weapons in the game.
Next time go in unrated and pick omen with knife, very fun once you master the art of the knife.

[@konigaminggr]

"Cool, I guess we're friends now- *gets tapped*"

[@wyattsmith7556]

I love this video almost as much as I love knifing people in valorant, because the guns suck.

[@gudenau]

I played Overwatch for 5 minutes and dropped it because none of the guns had any accuracy.

[@freefeed9106]

3:05 hey! Thank you so much for this tutorial lemme use it on streets :)

[@Vinh84]

I think bro lost all his rr 🤣🤣
Jokes aside, this video is very entertaining

[@SillySussySally]

lmao the powerpoint slide pause at the end XDD

[@teodagreat]

"sneak attack from the front"

[@Tiosedan]

Bro had me holding my breath for the entire 40 seconds

[@typlosionattack8595]

I know you were unsure whether to post this here or not, but absolutely keep posting these.

[@itznukeey]

How does this only have 9k views its so good

[@piotrdujka2054]

Bro tryna be spy tf2

[@p4SS1v3]

"playing as spy in a another game than tf2"

[@jongab_bot]

this video was just what I needed, thanks

[@A4Rson]

cons: everyone has a gun

[@A4Rson]

but fr i see you in my ranked games i will pull you ip

[@Golvas]

Wtf bro 😭

[@subnauticfinn573]

As someone who spent upwards to 500 bucks on valorant, the prices are ridiculous. Like I spent the same amount on the rgx 3.0 as I can buy 3 copies of titen fall 2 😔

[@cn_cien]

Holy, british simulator in valorant

[@Skunke3e]

the number 1 rule of valorant is to not move while shooting and this guy throws that out the window 😭😭😭

[@ravindudehigaspitiya]

the first one u had to scope in tho

[@headecas]

Silly rena wasting all those bullets onnur body

[@s3d404]

this man is the definition of dedication

[@agmakeithappen4213]

Man i wanna see you play elden ring on your main or here, and make an elden ring type game on your main

[@agmakeithappen4213]

also damn 0.1s

[@alfredobunny]

Nach na jane angan tedha

[@ethanlim437]

Noah thats 1/3 of the lobby

[@LeCurb]

ngl awp is pretty acurate u just gota wait untill the animation fully stops

[@nebricback1430]

Knife supremacy

[@SillySussySally]

omg this cracked me up so much XDD

[@grandpretredesalpagas4665]

The proper strategy was obviously being afk in the furst gun match

[@SDfighter1]

Bro tried to trickstab in valorant

[@RisottoNero-z1w]

What game is this? Counter Strike Meets TikTok?

[@Zel-Veraan]

Basic white girl game. Right up there with Apex and Overwatch.

[@MiguelCortez-m6t]

Omg Magic The Noah has a second channel

[@teelo12000]

Valorant The Noah

[@ShartSebby]

just be joolz

[@zander62]

I’ve never agreed with a video more

[@solomon3432]

Bulshiting skills to sky look like🎉

[@NoobVSProlegendary]

If you never have valorant then this video is confusing xd

[@overgrownghost]

Team 🔪

[@headecas]

Can confirm valorant weapons suck

[@LopsidedMoz]

This isn't MTG what the crap Noah

[@Flufster1]

Noah you are a very handsome and sexy person

[@binguinhozinho-ze1hi]

fr

[@jandizon2017]

YES VALORANT IS A TRASH GAME WITH A LOT OF BUGS DO NOT OLAY IT IF YOU DONT LIKE BUGS AND TOXIC PEOPLE LIKE NOAH

[@wastedink4059]

hi noah

[@EliteMonkey369]

Man I think it’s a skill issue

[@AhmadFaour-g3r]

I don't know that proves anything butcher

[@ShartSebby]

stop running and gunning

[@EliteMonkey369]

That ur bad

[@karma05x]

i genuinely think those were the most unfunny first 30 secs ive ever witnessed, they were bad enough for me to pause, write my first comment ever and then click off the video immediately