I love the fact that pretty much any Khajitt merchant in the game will buy your skooma and moon sugar. When I made this realization Morrowind really started to click for me haha
0:05 I’ve had cats do this for literal hours outside my house before, they didn’t even fight afterwards, I like to think they put aside their differences and split their Skooma honestly
Aldmeri Dominion: _takes over the country and establishes martial law_ Khajiit: "I sleep." Aldmeri Dominion: _disrupts skooma production and distribution_ Khajiit: "Real shit."
In the average household of Khajiits, there are many domesticated cats and most of them are chronically addicted to Skooma because of Khajiit culture that sharing Skooma with feral or domesticated cats. Domesticated cats fighting over Skooma is just daily life in Tamriel. Source: I made it up
It's fun because alfiq khajit do get mistaken for common housecats all the time! Alfiqs look exactly like your average cat, but they're as intelligent as any other men or mer and have a natural talent for magic. So it's a bit like calling humans apes/monkeys
Oh, you like skooma? I might know a guy. Let's take a walk, so the guards don't see us. You got Septims, right? You gonna kick me down some, right? I'm helping you out, man, don't forget that.
Player in Skyrim: Why are you not allowed in the city? Kahjiit: has flashback of fighting another Kahjiit over a fish while running around at 35 MPH in a city. Kahjiit: that's a complicated story this one doesn't wish to tell ...
As a khajiit and a worshiper of the moons, this one has seen his fair share of fights. Eevee agrees that he can relate, although this one does so... Not directly. (Sorry, I just love how Khajiit talk. Best fantasy race.)
They need some catnip not skooma maybe you can invent a mod that will add catnip for the khajiit merchants in Skyrim because you are a real genius genius create a mod for Skyrim 😂
Skooma is worth it’s weight in gold to Khajit
Khajiit has coins if you have Skooma 😺
I love the fact that pretty much any Khajitt merchant in the game will buy your skooma and moon sugar. When I made this realization Morrowind really started to click for me haha
I'm becoming a skooma kitty addict. Can't get enough of them
Your intelligence has been damaged...
stoopid catz stealin likes
Thank u for this sweet nectar once again Doofz
This is now the official skooma meme channel we the skooma foundation need more skoome memes....
0:05 I’ve had cats do this for literal hours outside my house before, they didn’t even fight afterwards, I like to think they put aside their differences and split their Skooma honestly
Aldmeri Dominion: _takes over the country and establishes martial law_
Khajiit: "I sleep."
Aldmeri Dominion: _disrupts skooma production and distribution_
Khajiit: "Real shit."
How did Doofz go from making highly cultured Elder Scrolls memes to making silly skooma videos, in just a couple of weeks 💀
scooma hits hard 💀
Gotta make some more variety c:
Common @@Doofz W
the skooma vids are quite fun tho
*highly cultured skooma videos
In the average household of Khajiits, there are many domesticated cats and most of them are chronically addicted to Skooma because of Khajiit culture that sharing Skooma with feral or domesticated cats. Domesticated cats fighting over Skooma is just daily life in Tamriel.
Source: I made it up
Dude make his career on addicted cats💀 and I like it
I love how "housecat" is a derogatory term in the cat/khajit universe; as if they're spoiled or something
It's fun because alfiq khajit do get mistaken for common housecats all the time! Alfiqs look exactly like your average cat, but they're as intelligent as any other men or mer and have a natural talent for magic. So it's a bit like calling humans apes/monkeys
same energy as house niггer
@@MornaistareI wish we got to see more kinds of khajiit or maybe even play as
I like watching these videos as my starts edible kicking in to make sure I go into it with good vibes.
Bro these vibes are immaculate
- "Goodbye ! 🙂"
...
- "Hello 🙂"
I love this series so much
Cat-on-cat crime
I hate to see my people fighting amongst themselves 😔 but at least it is for a good cause.
Oh, you like skooma? I might know a guy. Let's take a walk, so the guards don't see us. You got Septims, right? You gonna kick me down some, right? I'm helping you out, man, don't forget that.
Has a kick like a guar - very strong, and just as stupid.
I LOVE THESE SO MUCH
"This one is no more"
Player in Skyrim: Why are you not allowed in the city?
Kahjiit: has flashback of fighting another Kahjiit over a fish while running around at 35 MPH in a city.
Kahjiit: that's a complicated story this one doesn't wish to tell ...
imagine a mod where all khajits are just talking cats
Average day in Elsweyr.
Keep the skooma videos coming bro, fucking legendary!
maybe they would be friendlier if they had their beloved colovian hats
It's pretty rough in the projects of Bravil.
Skooma is a hell of a drug.
Skooma makes Nirn go round
Only the *_F r e s h e s t_* Skooma Memes here, my friends
I think im addicted to these skooma memes
Khajiit better than lizard. We work hard. No steal. Make you happy
0:22 the bubbling sound killed me
Cat videos and video games combo with a renowned skooma.. what's to not love? 😸
Doofz have Memes if RUclips have Coin
If you, or some one you know, knows a Khajit with a crippling Skooma addiction, please tell them to just say "NO" to Skooma.
Thank you.
LET ME LIVE!!!😂
Skyrim Crack
If I'm not on a werewolf or dragon build. It's definitely khajiit
next level of cat videos
M’aiq did not take this one’s skooma.
Luv my funny little skooma guys
Damn sugar tails!
I love these
I'm suret this is some redwater skooma... Normal skooma doesn't have that effect on Khajiits 💀
plz give the original video of cat trying to push away the other from the bowl
What if skooma turnout to be derived from catnip?
I'm complete now
Loving the derogatory khat memes!
More Skooma ❤
Doofz, are you okay? What's with all the skoomaposting? Is this a cry for help?
this dude got popular because of fictional cocaine and I love it
Accurate.
Another one
yes
Dirty skooma junkies
Brilliant!!
БОЛЬШЕ СКУМЫ ПОЖАЛУЙСТА!
As a khajiit and a worshiper of the moons, this one has seen his fair share of fights. Eevee agrees that he can relate, although this one does so... Not directly.
(Sorry, I just love how Khajiit talk. Best fantasy race.)
You are cute
I love Skooma!!
ur vids are like skooma to me mate
Skree
They need some catnip not skooma maybe you can invent a mod that will add catnip for the khajiit merchants in Skyrim because you are a real genius genius create a mod for Skyrim 😂
Do you think you could do an argonian video with lizards?
Why must Khajiit brothers and sisters fight each other. :(
Cats together strong.
where can I score ?
My grandmother has shown me funnier cat videos than this.
What software do you use for green screening and doing effects?
Helloooo
Racist lmfao
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