In reality, the khajit is just laying on the ground, foaming from the mouth while ambulances speed towards their location, and paramedics attempt to do a thing
Heat Vodka, Sugar, Chippotle Peppers, and Lavender (yes the plant), in a medium saucepan. Bring to a simmer. Add Strawberries and a bit of red Wine (optional, for Redwater). Turn off heat and stir until liquid is cooled. Filter out the remains through a strainer. Enjoy your Sookma. 😉 Warning. Results may vary. Measurements are dependant on how spicy or sweet you want it. And I am not responsible if you are hospitalized in anyway. Brew at your own risk.
The punch its self didn't actually kill Alduin, Its just that there was so much Skooma in Skamp's system that just getting touched by him gave Alduin an leathal overdose.
Imagine Inigo's thoughts at 1:03 . "My friend, 40 bottles of skooma may sound fun, but when you are flying through the air at mach 40, the only sound you can hear is your heart exploding."
People: "Our hero!" Skamp, high af: " *I RAN THE ENTIRE WORLD, ENTERED BLACKNESS TWICE, EVERYTHING WAS A BLUR, PUNCHED THROUGH THE EARTH, ASCENDED AND DESCENDED FROM GODHOOD AND PUNCHED THE DRAGON TO DEATH!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!* "
Lol I don't think that's how it works. YOU wouldn't see them flying around and clipping through buildings. You would see them lying on the grass tweakin. THEY are the ones who would be thinking they are flying.lol
@@snerrkthemerc294 imagine eso, but the servers often don't work, there's basically no lore (except shiity 'audio logs), there's no point in playing with anyone because asides from a select few optional boss like creatures its often easy enough to play on your own, its 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% more buggy, exploited, filled with trolls ect. the graphics bug out, enemies don't load properly and often glitch out... they had to do a patch that was more than ... 40gb?(it was big) on day one.... all signs suggest it was rushed towards completion likely because they knew the company stock was going to take a hit and wanted to 'mitigate' that by releasing an unfinished, buggy as fuck typical ea style (now Bethesda classic too) DLC/micro transaction BULLSHIT filled game I do not recommend buying it.
I guess you either love it or hate it. Though I've never run into any of these problems before other than trolls. and when was the last time you played a game that was actually finished and required no updates?
i normally get fed up by the time i get to doing the main quests and take a break from skyrim 2 months later i start a new save i have beaten it though
Alduin: What....what are you? What do you want from me? _(whimpers)_ Khajit: *_My goals are beyond your understanding._* _(Continuing to rip through time, space and the fabric of reality)_
I love how Skyrim's physics engine only counts "falling damage" in terms of vertical distance fallen, not speed at which you hit the ground. Hitting a mountain 2kms away at orbital velocity? Ok. Falling 25m? Not ok.
"As the dragonborn went from solitude to the third dimension, she began a distorsion in the laws of physic and space itself, causing a whole lot of fucking chaos"
Yes, and the Kessel Run is about making the trip through the shortest route. Han is bragging about the Falcon's navigating computer, because it can get them safely through all the obstacles, shortening the trip considerably.
Guards: "How many skooma you drank?" Khajiit: " *YES* " Alt. Guards: "How many skooma you drank?" Khajiit: "And how many arrows you got into your knee in your life?"
*House cat gets drunk on owner's alcohol and pretends to fight a dragon and runs around at great speeds until snapping its neck on a chair, owner is shocked*
Dealer: “So how was the skooma?” Khajiit: “Well I ran the entirety of Skyrim in about 40 seconds, then I went to sovengarde, swam through time and space and achieved chim, oh also I defeated Alduin and made some pretty good friends before I came back.” Dealer: “...” Khajiit: “...” Khajiit: “Gave me a hell of a hangover though that was shitty.”
Artorias of the Abyss yes it did The jokes are fucking bad bc 1.) the drugs are irrelevant, none of this is made possible bc of the drugs. He still defeats Alduin on his own. 2.) the drug dealer wanted the drugs bc he went on some crazy journey where he killed Alduin (killing Alduin is the entire premise of the joke) but none of this is bc of the drugs so no matter how many the drugs dealer takes he won’t do the same thing bc the drugs weren’t the cause. 3.) do you get the fucking joke now? You fucking rock
Twist plot: He wasnt running. He was always in the same coordinate point. Simply he was pushing the earth with his feet, making it go round like the wheel of an hamster. PD: This one wrote bad. The good words are Plot Twist. But you know, when khajits take skoomas: (N) TWIST PLOT INTENSIFIES (N)
You know, due to how 3D geometry works in computers, the camera never moves. It's actually the world that moves around the camera to give us the illusion of motion and rotation So in a way, you're right.
"Okay how about 250 skooma" *game crashes* "Okay what about 500 skooma" *computer ignites* "Okay what about 1000 skooma" *computer explodes in Kabul, killing 90*
Hmm... Invest billions for the development of intergalactic space travel or Invest hundreds for the development of my future skooma addiction... *grabs lighter* Take me to the fucking stars baby!
This could be a movie about someone who swore they’d never do drugs, but the world needs him to come back so he finds his old stash hidden in his bottom drawer for one last kawabanga.
I kept seeing this video in suggested box but never clicked it. I thought "this couldn't be worth 4 minutes of my life". Today I watched this. And my time has not been wasted.
This was what I did. It's been in my suggested videos for a week or so now and I was like "this is not worth my time" and I finally clicked and was so surprised.
Not much is known about the Daedric Prince Scamp. Some say she's the dragonborn that killed Alduin the World-Eater while very much dying from Skooma. Others believe she's a poor soul who was a Skooma addict in life, and died from too much Skooma. Others believe she's the god of Skooma itself, and multiple shrines to her have been made. All we know is, what the hell was she thinking.
MrStop She died doing what she loved. Slayin' dragons and doin' skooma whilst somehow becoming a daedric prince in the process as well as the god of skooma.
One time, I watched the Dragonborn inhale over 500 Skooma in less then a second. As the last bottle left his lips, he transcended the entire world itself. In a flash he ended not only the civil war, but defeated Alduin with a single (or many very fast) punch. Some say the Dragonborn finished out his entire life in those 2 seconds, others say his raw power alone allowed him a seat beside the Gods themselves.
In reality, the khajit is just laying on the ground, foaming from the mouth while ambulances speed towards their location, and paramedics attempt to do a thing
Thing is, ambulances and paramedics don't exist in the world of Tamriel.
Snypor they do if I say they do
Why is this getting so many likes so quickly?
Skooma trip inside a skooma trip.
enemy spotted
*drinks 600 skooma* swims through the mountains of Sovngarde!
And one punches alduin
@Calpol it's in the video.
red fox 506 One Punch Dragonborn.
%username% yes
Have you ever been th the cloud district?
Bethesda: "You can't fast travel when enemies are nearby"
Sorenova: Bitch pls *Goes high on skooma*
With that speed it's not even fast traveling anymore. It's time travel
An account without satisfaction look at this moment 1:28 ... It's....
ZA WARDUO
Queworld Wow yay jojo fan
Imagine some dodgy guy gives some drug to ur friend and he takes it and just zooms off
John:ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
jack:this is the 4th time this fuking week john
How did I laugh way to hard at this?! 🤣🤣
Pretty much crack
Xx_dobbybruh_xX X So like the velocity drug on steroids from the flash
The absolute state of a 21 year old skoomer.
>UUUUGGGHH I'M SKOOMIIING
“And when his conquest was over, the gods themselves lifted him up to the heavens, to be part of the divines “
Get fucked Aldemeri Dominion, this stoner cat is your God now
More out of fear than anything.
"This one can feel things crawling in his fur"
One of those moments when Skooma dealers save the world
Heat Vodka, Sugar, Chippotle Peppers, and Lavender (yes the plant), in a medium saucepan. Bring to a simmer. Add Strawberries and a bit of red Wine (optional, for Redwater). Turn off heat and stir until liquid is cooled. Filter out the remains through a strainer.
Enjoy your Sookma. 😉
Warning. Results may vary. Measurements are dependant on how spicy or sweet you want it. And I am not responsible if you are hospitalized in anyway. Brew at your own risk.
Is it good?
David Pešta 😘👌
Ant Amaya it really works now when i scream in someones face they go flying away
Ant Amaya why does every video game potion recipe replica or something like that have to alcoholic?
SUB0sandwich Because this is SKOOMA. 😒
2:26 Oh no! Looks like you finally hit...
*...ROCK BOTTOM*
AAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2:32 this is actually what you would probably experience if you drank 420 bottles of skooma
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a dragon, it's a cat high on skooma
What in Oblivion is that?!
Meme ahen I HAVE EXPERIENCED PERFECTION
Meme ahen khajit like to sneak, this khajit has ascended.
SouthSide Rizzy don't you mean purrfection?
I'm sorry...ill go to my room now..
Meme ahen LMAOOO
I’m pretty sure this person found “A Night to Remember” part 2
Tick, you get an A for that.
Bro this isn’t just a person this is scamp everybody’s hero
Nah that was too boring, more like that one fallout quest
Oh god I’m skooming aaaaaaa
same pfp
Somewhere in oblivion, sanguine sheds a single tear of pride.
and sheogorath too
Skamp is actually the illegitimate child of Sheogorath and a Sanguine worshipper
@@КобальтРейген GOD YES. GIVE ME THIS GAME.
Meanwhile Caius Cosades is shedding a single tear in the Dreamsleeve.
I thought you meant oblivion the game lol
Not the hero we wanted but the hero we needed
AtypicalScarab6 .__. think it's the other way round
Not the hero we bought but the hero we rented
He's not a hero. He's a fest guardian. A high as fuck protector. A Skooma Knight.
He is the hero we need but not the one we deserve
She's not the hero we want, but she's the only hero we got.
The punch its self didn't actually kill Alduin, Its just that there was so much Skooma in Skamp's system that just getting touched by him gave Alduin an leathal overdose.
Troy Chient actually both are incorrect
He was so fast you didn't see her punch over 5000 times in one rapid millisecond
@@traceyjacobsen8544 it was clearly 500,000 if you look closely
Nah Alduins just a fookin pussy like Khajit said.
There was blood in his skooma system
*lethal
_you cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby_
Khajiit: *YEET*
tis had me wheezing and screaming yeet, neighbors are concerned
Kha-YEET
1:54
420 likes
I cried with this omfg
"See those mountains, way off in the distance? You can climb those" -T.Howard
It just works
16x the detail!
Skamp: *"This one is four parallel universes ahead of you"*
He really said “ight bet”
See that penis? You can climb on it. - Chess Club Man
Roses are red
That bird flies
Absolutely mental khajit inhales 250 skooma and then dies
Your comment is Gold.
Roses are crimson,
a hue made for dyes,
...
Roses are red
Look I can fly
Inhales 250 skooma
Then dies
JUZZY BOXX i just woke up half my apartment building from laughing because of this
Part 2
Imagine Inigo's thoughts at 1:03 .
"My friend, 40 bottles of skooma may sound fun, but when you are flying through the air at mach 40, the only sound you can hear is your heart exploding."
Tyler Collins I can imagine hearing a Kaljit saying this and I love it
#DED
And Inigo has had experience too!
Tyler Collins Reporting you for being too damned amusing
Inigo - follower/babycakes
i came from watching random gameplays to watching a cat inhale drugs and swim through the air at the speed of the FUCKING light
Nicolas Jolivet i literally stopped watching porn to see this. didn't stop stroking though.
Madda Fakka we've all been there lol
Madda Fakka moo
People: "Our hero!"
Skamp, high af: " *I RAN THE ENTIRE WORLD, ENTERED BLACKNESS TWICE, EVERYTHING WAS A BLUR, PUNCHED THROUGH THE EARTH, ASCENDED AND DESCENDED FROM GODHOOD AND PUNCHED THE DRAGON TO DEATH!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!* "
This is too much even for my standard s
Khajiit wonders why humans has little fur. Its very cold in here.
Nothing like getting so drunk that you start to swim through mountains.
Renegade Shep loves his M-6 Carnifex Hand Cannon The Khajiit was high, actually.
I love your name
haha, beat me by 3 days. Was literally gonna comment the same thing xD Renegade shep > Paragon shep!
High*
Imagine if this drug was real, you just see people flying through the air and clipping into your house daily...
It's called crack...take enough of it. You can do *anything.* I mean that.
Underscorer I say about 200 cracks
Lol I don't think that's how it works. YOU wouldn't see them flying around and clipping through buildings. You would see them lying on the grass tweakin. THEY are the ones who would be thinking they are flying.lol
Xbxuej eke is that not what is going on in this video?
Game Over I'm referring to the guy's comment, not the video.
Hey kid, wanna buy some skooma?
What does it do?
Well, let's just say it's the easy way to enlightenment
You don't want to sell me skooma.
Darth Kyynri Agreed, that's why he always had the high ground.
Sure I'll take about 600 grams ☺️
can... can you please just spell your name for me I have a mad kink for fred fredburger spelling his name?
sometimes i come back to this video to remind myself that everything's going to be okay
true
This really hits different during quarantine
ahhg to be young and naive is a blessing.
@@iljaradenkovs7150 with enough skooma, everything will be just fine
@@TalkingSoup *amen*
Self care is drinking your own weight in Skooma and clipping through Sovngarde
OrangeMcOrange 666 likes oh nos
And they say games are not art
Eyyyy
u ded :c
+Gabe The Dog accurate
And it is
+Vhnffh Bxb v not art
This was stupid. I will have five more, please.
superllamaking
Don't you mean five hundred more?
Don't you mean exactly 250 and then die?
Skooma in a nutshell.
I was the 1111th like. prntscr.com/ffaww8
SeanNaut Good
For
You
M8
; )
Flash: i am the fastest thing alive
Khajit: i’m sorry, is this some kind of slow joke i’m too skoomed to understand?
Tullius: WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!?
Captain: Sentries, what do you see?
Sentry: It's a cat going mach 12!
ICE
O...
L...
Y'all some sort of cult?
The warm sands you walk on will turn to glass.
@@blackcatredscarf1200 I haven't played 76, but ESO is pretty enjoyable.
@@snerrkthemerc294 imagine eso, but the servers often don't work, there's basically no lore (except shiity 'audio logs), there's no point in playing with anyone because asides from a select few optional boss like creatures its often easy enough to play on your own, its 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% more buggy, exploited, filled with trolls ect. the graphics bug out, enemies don't load properly and often glitch out...
they had to do a patch that was more than ... 40gb?(it was big) on day one.... all signs suggest it was rushed towards completion likely because they knew the company stock was going to take a hit and wanted to 'mitigate' that by releasing an unfinished, buggy as fuck typical ea style (now Bethesda classic too) DLC/micro transaction BULLSHIT filled game I do not recommend buying it.
I guess you either love it or hate it. Though I've never run into any of these problems before other than trolls. and when was the last time you played a game that was actually finished and required no updates?
KRedV I know you’re making a joke about running too fast on sand but you gotta admit this sounds like a BADASS khajiit threat
Jesus may have walked on water, but Khajit swims thru dry land.
You made me LOL so bad! Nice one!
tallperson117 You mean Mi'ek
tallperson117 Lmao
Just like Chuck Norris himself
Lmao
Its such a wise idea to watch this late at night when you're at that stage of tired where it makes everything 10x funnier
I see you
It’s 2AM. I have not slept since 9AM yesterday. Does this count?
Me asf rn, at 1:47 AM
It's even better idea to watch it while you're tired & high... Ahem...
Have you mastered the expert level destruction spells yet?
J'zargo he doesn't need to because he can one punch the son of akatosh to death! haha
He doesn't need to. Being so high he breathes magicka
Not yet, but I will.
Edgy Kid hey don't be so edg...oh
no i am far from that level
...Why is this in my recommended list.
*Morrowind flashbacks intensify*
Daniel Korsunskij chug skooma, pop a scroll of icarian flight, woo!
But then you are suddenly swarmed by bloodthirsty cliff racers...
Damn cliffracers.
You know what? I think this is the first time I've seen someone complete the main quest in skyrim on youtube.
SKYRIM HAS A MAIN QUEST???
Honudes Gai Dafuq? Those battles especially with mods are like the most epic shit ever
Pihutihutihutijay the game becomes super boring when you complete maon quest. its like epicness is gone, and everything else seems less significant
i normally get fed up by the time i get to doing the main quests and take a break from skyrim 2 months later i start a new save i have beaten it though
DUDEE HEARD THI PUT MAIN QUESTZ IN OPËN WERLDZ LIEK FALLOT 420
*God:* "How much skooma did you drink?"
*you:* _KOs God_
"Enough."
Cheers to the freakin weeke--John Wick
How can you kill a god?-Dagoth Ur
"Legend say our High as balls Protector saw the world as the Aedra do, flowing through the world as a whisper." - Lydia 5E 83
Lydia survived in 5th era?
General Kappa Well, great events preceed a change in Era, like with the Oblivion crisis
maybe so but remember that all games, 1-4 were set in the 3rd era, and all of them had a great event in them
The Lazy Lads Skamp inhaling all those drugs caused a shortage of Skooma, thus starting the Skooma Crisis. That's how the 5E starts.
eh, makes sense
Imagine the parents of a child explaining who this dragon born is lol
A cat who drank so much dank shit that they became The Final Cat. Seems pretty tame as far as ancient religious shit goes.
I smell someone with the same profile pic as me.
its sonic the audio says it all
Deachuu *sanic
.... I decided to sing that in the Dragonborne theme for Skyrim's menu. I deserve to die now. xD
Alduin: What....what are you? What do you want from me? _(whimpers)_
Khajit: *_My goals are beyond your understanding._* _(Continuing to rip through time, space and the fabric of reality)_
Is it possible to learn this power?
Mark Butcher not from a Jedi.
The Senate of the Galactic Republic holy shit dude wp
The Senate of the Galactic Republic I AM the SENATE
Fordr its treason then
Cocaine
You’re just reading the “book of the daedra” and you get to the end and it says honourable mentions: Some Khajiit god of skooma
Actually, the Kajiit version of Sheogorath is actually known as the Skooma Cat.
@@magicrainbowkitties1023 so he was right...
@@magicrainbowkitties1023 Skamp comin for Sheo's brand
I love how Skyrim's physics engine only counts "falling damage" in terms of vertical distance fallen, not speed at which you hit the ground.
Hitting a mountain 2kms away at orbital velocity? Ok.
Falling 25m? Not ok.
Synystr7 what about falling 25m at orbital velocity?
Approximately as not ok as falling 25m normally
I mean, the Kajit was only *perceiving* that it was flying. As another commentator pointed out, was likely just ODing on the side of that bridge.
Synystr7 That pretty much works in almost every engine out there tho
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings by pointing out a flaw in your perfect game that you feel like you needed to defend.
"As the dragonborn went from solitude to the third dimension, she began a distorsion in the laws of physic and space itself, causing a whole lot of fucking chaos"
Akatosh: "Me dammit, not another dragon break!?"
How it feels to chew 5 gum
*Stimulate your senses*
You mean "How it feels to drink 250 Skooma"?
how it feels to chew 5 CHIM
Next up: skooma inhales 250 khajits.
You made me burst chuckles out of nowhere. For that I thank you sir, or madam
stair gender
The plural of khajiit is khajiit you petty squabble mouth!
Only in Russia
Lloooooooollll
“How much skooma do you need to fight this dragon?”
Khajiit: “Yiss”
Yis pump the muskles
The true origin of Nyan Cat.
DeadlyBrianX no thx
DeadlyBrianX Edgy
Actually faster than fast travel
Where we’re goin, we don’t need dragons
Truly Infamous yup but more painful
Truly Infamous 999 likes.
Truly Infamous FUCKING SAVAGE
Truly Infamous tells thy truth
This baby makes it from Skyrim to Elsweyr in 12 parsecs
FYI parsec is not a time but distance unit
I'm pretty sure those two become interchangeable after this much skooma.
When you approach light speed and start bending spacetime, separate measuring units for distance and time are irrelevant
Albert Wolszon
that's the joke
Yes, and the Kessel Run is about making the trip through the shortest route. Han is bragging about the Falcon's navigating computer, because it can get them safely through all the obstacles, shortening the trip considerably.
child: mother, why do legends say that dragonborn saved us all, but never say how?
mom: it's... complicated
Is this what happens when your character fast travels?
My name is Barry Allen. Fastest Khajit alive
Yes, all protagonists are closet skoomers
Little did we know the dragon born was a drug user who had no idea what the hell was happening when he saved the world
Yep and dragons actually never returned or anything ahah
i just imagine all the people trying to kill alduin and then a drunk khajiit stumbles in and punches him to death
wanna see me run to that mountain and back?
Wanna see me do it again?
HEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!
I gave u the like no. 69!!!
😸
@@VEKTOR_ Thanks! This is my most liked comment ever, so this makes me happy!
Spongebob Reference
@@VEKTOR_ I gave him like 420
I gave him 640
0:27
‘I am not ok’
Gets me every time
Spit out my coke at the cheesy ass grin but the caps killed my ass double. 🤣
Khajit has wares if you have coin
but the skooma is not for sale
A Khajit Shopkeeper khajiit have coin if you have skooma
Cicero has neither, but if you would be so obliged as to let me have it FO R F R E E ?
Cicero You can have 10 skooma bottles and little extra if you bring me some moonsugar and glass
A Khajit Shopkeeper xD
What a Skooma drinker like you doing out here ?
Go home to you mother
Why what are you gonna do.....Fly ?
scientists: nothing can defeat the speed of light
random khajiit: hold my skooma
Ragadan Aviatori Hold my empty skooma bottles*
Random Khajiit 2 seconds later: actually, no, give me back my skooma.
This cat was so fucking high he went *beyond* Sovngarde
sovengard? he went so fast he made sovangard
Neoshenlong Archivo 2008 - 2011 *C H I M*
was a female khajiit but yea i couldnt tell till the end of the video
Guards: "How many skooma you drank?"
Khajiit: " *YES* "
Alt.
Guards: "How many skooma you drank?"
Khajiit: "And how many arrows you got into your knee in your life?"
KHAJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
HOW MANY BREAD HAVE YOU EATEN IN YOUR LIFE
*House cat gets drunk on owner's alcohol and pretends to fight a dragon and runs around at great speeds until snapping its neck on a chair, owner is shocked*
*Florida house cat.
Can't forget Florida.
I think my cat has partially done that
@@chiroptera626 what? The pretending to fight a dragon part?
@@Usun12 r/woooosh
@@Qrows thats the joke you dum dum
Dealer: “So how was the skooma?”
Khajiit: “Well I ran the entirety of Skyrim in about 40 seconds, then I went to sovengarde, swam through time and space and achieved chim, oh also I defeated Alduin and made some pretty good friends before I came back.”
Dealer: “...”
Khajiit: “...”
Khajiit: “Gave me a hell of a hangover though that was shitty.”
@@znightowlz6585 Your comment makes no sense.
Artorias of the Abyss yes it did
The jokes are fucking bad bc 1.) the drugs are irrelevant, none of this is made possible bc of the drugs. He still defeats Alduin on his own.
2.) the drug dealer wanted the drugs bc he went on some crazy journey where he killed Alduin (killing Alduin is the entire premise of the joke) but none of this is bc of the drugs so no matter how many the drugs dealer takes he won’t do the same thing bc the drugs weren’t the cause.
3.) do you get the fucking joke now? You fucking rock
@@znightowlz6585 Not really...
Artorias of the Abyss yes really
@@znightowlz6585 Provide a valid point.
Twist plot: He wasnt running. He was always in the same coordinate point. Simply he was pushing the earth with his feet, making it go round like the wheel of an hamster.
PD: This one wrote bad. The good words are Plot Twist.
But you know, when khajits take skoomas:
(N) TWIST PLOT INTENSIFIES (N)
you mean like Chuck Norris?
You know, due to how 3D geometry works in computers, the camera never moves. It's actually the world that moves around the camera to give us the illusion of motion and rotation
So in a way, you're right.
Did you just say “twist plot”
*twist plot huh*
@@Gamerboy385 I KNEW IT! I'd always thought that's how it worked. Thank you for confirming my suspicions!
Random Character: "Have you heard of the high elves?"
*Khajiit*
They weren't as high as me.
*KAHJIIT INTENSIFIES*
I've literally searched this page for 'high' and found this comment.
the really high elves.
"There he is, the world eater himself"
sorenova why do you have three separate factions of skooma dealers
sorenova why
It's just deals.
who knows a guy
who used to know a guys cousin
Who knows Gordon
I'll never forget the moment my math teacher showed us this... I miss you Mrs. Gerry
Who needs dragon souls when you can snort some refined moonjuice.
"Okay how about 250 skooma"
*game crashes*
"Okay what about 500 skooma"
*computer ignites*
"Okay what about 1000 skooma"
*computer explodes in Kabul, killing 90*
Victor Lerma I'm dying help me.
Victor Lerma fucking legendary
I laughed so hard I woke my girlfriend up. She got even more upset when I asked her if she even cared about the skooma problem in Kabul.
Edgemaster of the Year Award - Nominee: Victor Lerma.
let's try a concentrate that's 10000000000 time more powerful than skooma
people near him die of drug overdose
Fast Travel, Skooma Khajiit style
Thats How I got around in morrowind, who needs silt striders anyways.
Just crashes
"And that is how the Dragonborn defeated Alduin."
Traveler: Wait that's not......
"M'aiq is tired now. Go bother somebody else."
That swimming animation at 2:30 reminds me of Shooting Stars meme.
Before 250 skooma: Khajit
After 250 skooma: KhaYEEET
I have been summoned.
Yah Yeet wrong YEEET sorry bud
Who dares summon me from my rest in Oblivion!?
Khajyeet ok now we got the right yeet
This had me laughing so hard I accidentally pressed dislike. I made sure to fix it lol.
What REALLY happened to the Dwemer.
So they ran to the moon?
@@mercwiththemouth3720 they ran forward in time. They'll come back in Elder Scrolls VII
they had 90000k skooma bottles for one pearson and using dwemer techonlogy inhaled them all at one
Who would win:
The Numidium, a massive robotic golem and walking refusal of reality?
Or 1 skoom'd up catto?
@@the_honkler778 R/WOOSH
Gaurd: khajit, why do you have so much skooma?
Khajit: my goals are beyond your understanding
Hmm...
Invest billions for the development of intergalactic space travel
or
Invest hundreds for the development of my future skooma addiction...
*grabs lighter* Take me to the fucking stars baby!
perfect profile pic for it
Holy shit this video has blown up since we last saw it! Great work Sorenova!!!
Sorenova We love you too. Shared this video on Twitter towards when it first came out :P
Sorenova as sweet as moon sugar
FudgeMuppet michael my name is jack and i have a large penis
I'm having a fucking seizure because of this!
Love you dudes
Skooma make you nyooma
Can’t believe it’s been 3 years already. The unyielding passage of time sucks so much
inhale more skooma
Can I reverse time with Skooma?
Just a NORMAL lets play of Skyrim
*_everything is fine I swear_*
V.com
*t o t a l l y n o t a s u s p i c i o u s l i n k*
I read that in khajiit voice
How u make italics
@@averie2831
You put this _ infront of a sentence and at the end.
Example;
_"Hello."_
Who ever said skooma was bad for khajit was clearly never khajit on skooma.
AuburnTigers111 true dat
AuburnTigers111 well maybe I never was kahjit on skooma but I am. Skooma on kahjit
This could be a movie about someone who swore they’d never do drugs,
but the world needs him to come back so he finds his old stash hidden in his bottom drawer for one last kawabanga.
No wonder Maven wants to control Riften’s supply.
I kept seeing this video in suggested box but never clicked it. I thought "this couldn't be worth 4 minutes of my life". Today I watched this. And my time has not been wasted.
same
Gizmomaster *exactly*
same situation
This was what I did. It's been in my suggested videos for a week or so now and I was like "this is not worth my time" and I finally clicked and was so surprised.
Not much is known about the Daedric Prince Scamp. Some say she's the dragonborn that killed Alduin the World-Eater while very much dying from Skooma. Others believe she's a poor soul who was a Skooma addict in life, and died from too much Skooma. Others believe she's the god of Skooma itself, and multiple shrines to her have been made. All we know is, what the hell was she thinking.
oh noes
Clearly it was something on the lines of m.ruclips.net/video/9yVCUxZUshQ/видео.html
clearly she was thinking W E M U S T S K O M
MrStop She died doing what she loved.
Slayin' dragons and doin' skooma whilst somehow becoming a daedric prince in the process as well as the god of skooma.
She was did so much skooma even sanguine held an intervention for her.
0:25
I'd like you to take a look at that carrying capacity
Thats his power level xD
Finally I can hold all of my skooma!
His capacity increased with each downed bottle, so therefore he can carry infinite skooma? My god...
Now this is the low quality content i subscribed for.
Payton Allen Joke went over your head.
AND THIS
IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
*DRINKS ANOTHER 250 SKOOMA*
*Screams while chugging a shit ton of skooma*
*screeches in skooma*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*even more skooma screeching*
*HOW IS HE GENERATING THAT MUCH POWER*
One time, I watched the Dragonborn inhale over 500 Skooma in less then a second. As the last bottle left his lips, he transcended the entire world itself. In a flash he ended not only the civil war, but defeated Alduin with a single (or many very fast) punch. Some say the Dragonborn finished out his entire life in those 2 seconds, others say his raw power alone allowed him a seat beside the Gods themselves.
Consecutive... normal... punches.
I read this to myself in a Skyrim guards voice.
Saitama sensei desu
He achieved CHIM
I used to be like that, then I took an arrow to the knee
my potions are too strong for you traveler!
*W E M U S T S K O M*
@Clem grakata
just a bit more skooma and he'll be time traveling back to Oblivion
To Morrowind!..... or daggerfall
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR or he'll bei travelling to infinity and beyond
Darth Jar Jar Binks nah, he's going to arena
Devon Tinney That sucks
BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!
Finally, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
Psycho Mantis?
right what if we gave metal gear all of this scoma
Why is this just now in my recommended
"'I've actually achieved CHIM at this point"
This made me cry laughing
rare footage of a Skuma addics highest point of insanity
''There he is, the world eater himself'' *Sees a Tea-Posing dragon*
I always thought Alduin was a coffee fan
Is the dragon British?
Was he doing the "I'm a little teapot" dance?
R/BoneAppleTea
Yes I will have a cup of tea alduin
*”Have you ever been to the cloud district?”*
*”What am I saying, of course you haven’t.”*
This might have been what he meant...
6 years later and making random skyrim videos will still get you a quarter million views the day its uploaded
TheOgre almost 1m now lol
Lol Troll no