Dude that thing read that SD card INSTANTLY. He is hating on this but it's louder than the sexy speaker and survived the 9000 thing and was the size of the box with no wasted plastic. This thing is a gem.
Mr. Dank, I am a proud owner of a very similar chinesium speaker design, albeit in a different tube-style chassis. Same clunky controls and everything. But mine shouts out the iconic "Ze blutooth dewise is ledy to pell" every time I turn it on. Full volume I might add and you can't change that. Every time you change mode it shouts out something like "LINE IN!" for aux or "FM TURNER!" for radio. It beeps a high pitch noise at almost a 97dB every time volume is maxed out or lowered all the way down. Oh, and it actually has aux in, 3,5mm. Suffice to say, my nugget wins. Gods, if It didn't cost me literally a single $ on a yard sale and wasn't intended as a noise generator for my homemade gym I would have exploded it with carbide on my back porch.
I gifted similar one to my father. It also got that stupid aux in and aux out for some reason. Special cable for it was in a box and it's so flimsy that it could break by looking at it wrong. Of course it had wrongly advertised battery capacity (3000mAh vs 1200 that was actually inside), but when it not longer worked for more than a few minutes, i just put battery that was too bad for a phone and it works, as long as new.
Seems to be an industry standard. I have seperate BT headsets where an Asian lady will scream "POWER ON..... CONNECTED!" at 500% max volume (regardless of volume set) Naive me wore them while turning them on.
I don't think I've *EVER* seen earbuds smoke both that fast and that bad on Wade's channel up until this point since the very beginning of his videos on this channel.
Eyy, Maraca Clacker lives on! Those smoking headphones looked spectacular:) I like how the LED's almost look like they've been added in post production:D I swear the controller chip for them is the same as in some xmas tat- those flashing patterns look very familiar.
They’re RGB LED’s with a chip inside that makes them flash each color combination. Each one runs at a slightly different pace due to lax manufacturing standards so eventually they get out of sync
Tzumi marketed that exact same pile of junk during Christmas at The Home Cheapo and CVS. I have two of those jobsite speakers, and they're the *exact same controller* with the same tacky lights (it's just going around the speaker's cone instead of firing at you) and *one massive driver.* Usually, a short life on the market like that means that it's either junk to quickly sell-through (not like 'close to expiry food' quick, mind) or a cottage product.
@@PhoenicopterusR Mazda has a motorsports department called Mazda Spirit Racing. So imagine a sports version of the Mazda 3 called the Mazda Mazda 3 Mazda Spirit Racing in the vehicle registration 😂
Wade, as someone who lives in a metal warehouse, I cannot convey to you the *utility* of the MAGNETS on the back of those speakers. Just pry 'em off the metal frame and you're golden! Can then use them to hold up fairly heavy random shit! _(it'll stay stuck to a chunk of the metal, it's just the frame and voice coil you're detaching)_
Old hard disks are probably better for this purpose, much smaller and stronger. Also they can be used for obtaining 5 finger discounts at your local clothing store. Bet the magnets on these pathetic drivers would struggle to hold a piece of cardboard!
@@ZonkedCompanion Agreed, the neodymium magnets are EXTREMELY powerfully and I make sure to salvage them from any old (unused) or dead HDD! Each drive is apart a guaranteed two magnets. (I had one laptop drive only have 1) Desktop drives have nice chonky ones which can hold up MANY pounds/kilos of suspended weight! It's impressive for their size... Laptop models have much smaller ones, but still quite useful due to being alot slimmer. BUT THEY ARE DANGEROUS when you are playing with 2! Serious pinched skin hazard. As well as them snapping together and shattering. Which on that note: they are sintered magnets, coating in a thin nickel layer. That nickel layer isn't super robust and will eventually flake off, which when that happens the inner neodymium "sand" starts to crumble away. [/salvage ramble] 😅
That thing has one of the best SD card readers ever, even remembering the last playback position. That's insane. Also it brings me GREAT JOY to see him properly connect speakers to power rather than put it through an aux in. THANK YOU
A firend of mine had exactly this thing. But in red and black without lights. Cheap but cheerful. Brought us through a lot of (slightly drunk) evenings
I'm in love with the lady in your bluetooth speaker. The way she says "Power on. Bluetooth mode" really gets me going, though "Power on. Auxillary mode" is a close second
I'm very impressed with how the lights on the thing look astonishingly like really bad visual effects added in a video editor from the early 2000s. They legitimately don't look real and it hurts my brain.
0:35 600mAh is a minuscule amount of battery capacity. For context, a single AA battery is usually around 2,600mAh. At 10 watts, assuming the voltage is around 3.7ish, it would last about 13 minutes on a full charge.
@@bobsmith5088 That sounds a little more reasonable. I'm wondering if volume plays a significant factor. Technically, you could play music at the lowest level, maybe one watt, and have 130 minutes of playtime. That's closer to three hours. It could be that JBL uses a more efficient system so they can produce louder noises with less energy.
We want the Bringus Studios and DankPods collab Reasons: 1: Top down cam 2. is connected with a word that ends with -ingus 3. epic gamer 4. funny internet man. WE ARE WAITING
I remember when Bringus Studios had a very small number of subscribers. I think the first video I watched was either the PS4 Linux one or the hilarious leap frog thing. His channel has grown so much. A collab would be most excellent.
YYYEEEESSS RETURN OF THE KING! WE FINALLY BLEW SOMETHING UP WITH THE MC9000!!!!! dude, i have always said so, but it bears repeating- and its not even just this channel anymore- your videos are fun as hell. and you are still 1000% my sons favorite youtuber. already 7, and completely locked in to dankpods XD love ya man
@@vadnegru That actually ended up jogging my memory a little bit. I remember using a lot of music players like those before and usually saw a lot more when I was off in vacation with my family! Those usually had Radio, Cassettes and CD support in those big woodgrain boxes!
Hey man I just wanna say thank for all the content over the years I’ve been subbed on my other account since the 100k special where u got fan mail. Glad too see your still going - Gus
I’m getting a 120hz LG TV soon! I’ve been saving my money and I’ve managed to afford the cheapest 120hz TV I could find from a trustworthy brand! The broken Panasonic TV it’s replacing may not have been the best TV I could buy in late 2019, but it was the last TV I could find, from a good brand, to have composite AV inputs! That TV served me well, despite its less than ideal UI, but suddenly sometime in 2022, the picture died, but the sound still worked! A staff member at my then-care home told me to buy a cheapo grocery store TV as a replacement, citing the current Cost of Living Crisis as her excuse! No way, I overcome obstacles! I miss the 90s, when tech was much easier to set up!
All praise the return of the glorious Maraca Cracka! Also thanks to this channel my boyfriend, who currently works in a second hand warehouse, uses Scarlet Fire as a benchmark test for speakers XD
![BLACK BAG - Official Trailer [HD] - Only in Theaters March 14](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Du0Xp8WX_7I/mqdefault.jpg)
The thin wires probably saved the speakers from blowing up.
round 2 with higher gauge wire?
bruh no spoilers 😂
@@danqboi404don’t look in the comments if you don’t want spoilers
@@danqboi404 Watch first, then read comments, to avoid spoilers and prevent being told it is your own fault.
RUclips's stupid comnents preview feature or whatever its called exists.@@Sodiumfeelsnice
2:59 - I've never seen a nugget THIS EAGER to play Scarlet Fire
The speaker was a fan
This ain't even a nugget, it's a whole ass chicken ☠️
@@sadboy-wv9qr No, the whole chicken was that Chinese MP4 player with a complete Modern Family season on it.
@@sadboy-wv9qrThats One Big Chicken Tender.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAA😂😂😂😂
Dude that thing read that SD card INSTANTLY. He is hating on this but it's louder than the sexy speaker and survived the 9000 thing and was the size of the box with no wasted plastic. This thing is a gem.
sad to see a semi decent speaker get the dirtybud treatment
Not semi decent at all
Controller on that thing is nice though, if only it had a volume knob and an aux in
@@kantraanah it's not good at all
Could be interesting to Chuck some better speakers and amp in and have something semi cromulent
Wade showing us Cashies products has the same vibe as a kid showing their friends a cool stick they found on the street.
Least the cool stick is free. Wade has to pay money for these nuggets...
yep
That isn’t just a kid activity - as a man, I can always appreciate a cool stick that someone has found.
but he ALSO happens to blow up the stick for us whenever he can XD
I still appreciate a good stick
That "m u s i c" on the bottom needs to be a drum stream emote
the crow at 8:01 is so accurate it made me choke on my food
XD
all around where i live is crows im starting to think im living in a graveyard lol
LMAOOO I died laughing at that point 😂😂😂
laughing my friggin ass off at that part 😂
Wake up babe, funny screaming australian man just posted
that narrows it down much less than you'd think
Glad I'm not the only one who refers to Wade in this manner.
Jokes on you... Your babe was under the covers watching it already! 😏
@@leah5580 same
@@SisterRose spotto
The way he laughed at that JPEG at 1:46 almost sounds like a monkey
Yeah 😂
We are monkeys you dingus
Yes😂😂
I fixed up pictures better for stupid memes than this company for their commercial product!
i love it when people get so excited that they enter 'monkey mode' lol
Mr. Dank, I am a proud owner of a very similar chinesium speaker design, albeit in a different tube-style chassis. Same clunky controls and everything. But mine shouts out the iconic "Ze blutooth dewise is ledy to pell" every time I turn it on. Full volume I might add and you can't change that. Every time you change mode it shouts out something like "LINE IN!" for aux or "FM TURNER!" for radio. It beeps a high pitch noise at almost a 97dB every time volume is maxed out or lowered all the way down. Oh, and it actually has aux in, 3,5mm.
Suffice to say, my nugget wins.
Gods, if It didn't cost me literally a single $ on a yard sale and wasn't intended as a noise generator for my homemade gym I would have exploded it with carbide on my back porch.
"Ze blutooth dewise is ledy to pell" bahahahahaha
I adore the people who put their voices on speakers.
Mine always plays a song whenever you turn it on or off. It’s incredibly annoying. So I can’t turn it on or off subtly.
I gifted similar one to my father. It also got that stupid aux in and aux out for some reason. Special cable for it was in a box and it's so flimsy that it could break by looking at it wrong. Of course it had wrongly advertised battery capacity (3000mAh vs 1200 that was actually inside), but when it not longer worked for more than a few minutes, i just put battery that was too bad for a phone and it works, as long as new.
Seems to be an industry standard. I have seperate BT headsets where an Asian lady will scream "POWER ON..... CONNECTED!" at 500% max volume (regardless of volume set)
Naive me wore them while turning them on.
Turbo 6 means it contains 6 pigeons. Don’t fact check me on that.
ContainED six pigeons
@@gregx5096 yeah at one point in its existence 🤣
I thought it meant 6 watts, but nope.
Sexy pigeons
It's giving me early Dankpods vibes and I'm here for it
That crow killed me
It killed me also XD
I love crow's
Well they're called a murder of crows for a reason
*the c r o w*
Ikr?
I don't think I've *EVER* seen earbuds smoke both that fast and that bad on Wade's channel up until this point since the very beginning of his videos on this channel.
Eyy, Maraca Clacker lives on! Those smoking headphones looked spectacular:)
I like how the LED's almost look like they've been added in post production:D I swear the controller chip for them is the same as in some xmas tat- those flashing patterns look very familiar.
They’re RGB LED’s with a chip inside that makes them flash each color combination. Each one runs at a slightly different pace due to lax manufacturing standards so eventually they get out of sync
Tzumi marketed that exact same pile of junk during Christmas at The Home Cheapo and CVS. I have two of those jobsite speakers, and they're the *exact same controller* with the same tacky lights (it's just going around the speaker's cone instead of firing at you) and *one massive driver.*
Usually, a short life on the market like that means that it's either junk to quickly sell-through (not like 'close to expiry food' quick, mind) or a cottage product.
@@Code7Unltd Those LED's actually don't have a control chip. It's integrated into the LED body itself, they're called "fast flashing rgb led".
@@duccquack
I meant as in speaker controls, not light.
I didn't know there was an mp3 player made for the Turbo movie.
XD
me too
XD
me too
XD
SOMEONE GOT TO CHUNGUS!!
Love to see the Maraca-Cracka back in action!
I actually laughed out loud when I watched the smoke from the "dirty buds" - LOVE IT! Thank you!
The Turbo Turbo 6 thing reminds me of my current Mazda - the registration literally lists it as "Mazda Mazda3".
Mazda3 fam!!
Yeah that’s the stupidest name ever… (I guess it’s not as bad as glc good little car)
@@gmcnewlook It really is silly. The car itself is amazing, but I wish Mazda would use proper names.
@stephenreed3381 they should really lean into it at this point. Get the Mazda Mazda3 Sport Mazda.
@@PhoenicopterusR Mazda has a motorsports department called Mazda Spirit Racing. So imagine a sports version of the Mazda 3 called the Mazda Mazda 3 Mazda Spirit Racing in the vehicle registration 😂
Wade, as someone who lives in a metal warehouse, I cannot convey to you the *utility* of the MAGNETS on the back of those speakers.
Just pry 'em off the metal frame and you're golden! Can then use them to hold up fairly heavy random shit!
_(it'll stay stuck to a chunk of the metal, it's just the frame and voice coil you're detaching)_
Old hard disks are probably better for this purpose, much smaller and stronger. Also they can be used for obtaining 5 finger discounts at your local clothing store. Bet the magnets on these pathetic drivers would struggle to hold a piece of cardboard!
@@ZonkedCompanion Agreed, the neodymium magnets are EXTREMELY powerfully and I make sure to salvage them from any old (unused) or dead HDD!
Each drive is apart a guaranteed two magnets. (I had one laptop drive only have 1)
Desktop drives have nice chonky ones which can hold up MANY pounds/kilos of suspended weight! It's impressive for their size...
Laptop models have much smaller ones, but still quite useful due to being alot slimmer.
BUT THEY ARE DANGEROUS when you are playing with 2! Serious pinched skin hazard. As well as them snapping together and shattering.
Which on that note: they are sintered magnets, coating in a thin nickel layer. That nickel layer isn't super robust and will eventually flake off, which when that happens the inner neodymium "sand" starts to crumble away.
[/salvage ramble] 😅
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE yes you only ever pinch your fingers once! We use them in our workshop stuck behind thin ply to hang tools on
That thing has one of the best SD card readers ever, even remembering the last playback position. That's insane.
Also it brings me GREAT JOY to see him properly connect speakers to power rather than put it through an aux in. THANK YOU
"The Speaker Leaker" could be the name for that speaker destroyer you were talking about.
the turbo turbo has turbo for its turbo
Turboception
Look how many turbos this turbo can turbo
@@gandalf5895 ah yes someone remembers dank saying "look how many babies this baby can baby" you a real one
Yo dawg I heard you like turbos
BRING ON THE NUGS
NUG GET NUG GET NUG GET NUG GET
I’ve been waiting to upgrade my Turbo Turbo 5.
omg you crack me up.. the slow mo laugh and crow.. hilarious
A firend of mine had exactly this thing. But in red and black without lights. Cheap but cheerful. Brought us through a lot of (slightly drunk) evenings
0:23 thinking it’s like how Mazda has the Mazda 3 and Mazda 6 as models.
I'm in love with the lady in your bluetooth speaker. The way she says "Power on. Bluetooth mode" really gets me going, though "Power on. Auxillary mode" is a close second
Wake up! Wake up, Mr. Turbo 6 FM. Wake up and smell the ashes.
I'm very impressed with how the lights on the thing look astonishingly like really bad visual effects added in a video editor from the early 2000s. They legitimately don't look real and it hurts my brain.
Another round of ✨ Chineseum ✨ speakers, please.
𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓾𝓶
It’s always a good day when you upload
is that the real Pyro from TF2?
@@Orion_TheProtois that a protogen from the furry community?
@@bodhithespoodergeni'm also one but not atm
Meeep
@@Orion_TheProto no
why yes it is, @@bodhithespoodergen
The TDI Speaker
Das Turbo-Lautsprecher
I could totally see VW make something that quality.
@@Clyde-3195 They've been. For decades.
The absolute maniacal laughter is one of my favorite things about this channel 😂 Also the "are you sure?" switch cover on the Maraca Cracker
The fucking crow during the slowed down laugh is now my new favourite gag
8:04 - Right now we have the Maraca Cracker, in the future we need the Driver De-Aliver
That slowmo laugh was lovely
Every time sexy speaker says “power on” I get a warm fuzzy like when we used to climb the rope in gym class
0:35 600mAh is a minuscule amount of battery capacity. For context, a single AA battery is usually around 2,600mAh. At 10 watts, assuming the voltage is around 3.7ish, it would last about 13 minutes on a full charge.
The JBL clip 3 lists 1000mah battery with 10 hours play time. You would be surprised. I think it's around 3 hours play time.
@@bobsmith5088 That sounds a little more reasonable. I'm wondering if volume plays a significant factor. Technically, you could play music at the lowest level, maybe one watt, and have 130 minutes of playtime. That's closer to three hours. It could be that JBL uses a more efficient system so they can produce louder noises with less energy.
Your videos are not only fun but educational and i love you
7:57 it looked like the earbuds were snapped by Thanos
Getting my weekly dose of Aussie man yelling at crappy electronics
The speed that i clicked on the video was extreme
This looks like some teenager's DIY project made from off-the-shelf parts.
*Turbo turbo!*
_Lights on fire._
So ive been told my videos are like yours and ive just worked out you are literally the Australian version of me.
What a legend.
Turbo nugget
I love your pfp
Popping those dirty smasnug buds was slammin, just amazing lmao
4:48 NO WAY ITS THE TURBO JERK 7!!111!
7:28
Me going through 2 bong bowls before a 9 hour shift
i love this wretched machine so much
I just drunkenly blew £44 on the lotto, thanks for cheering me up, Mr Dank of Pods!
Always uploads when im about to fall asleep. 😆
"it's gone full chungus!" Is going to be a nice addition to the next Dankpods Out of Context video, I can tell you that.
3:44 "Power on Auxilary mode"
No more power on bluetooth mode! Yay!
Yoooooo!!! New Dank on my birthday!!! Thanx mate!
We want the Bringus Studios and DankPods collab
Reasons:
1: Top down cam
2. is connected with a word that ends with -ingus
3. epic gamer
4. funny internet man.
WE ARE WAITING
I remember when Bringus Studios had a very small number of subscribers. I think the first video I watched was either the PS4 Linux one or the hilarious leap frog thing. His channel has grown so much. A collab would be most excellent.
the Frutiger Aero aesthetic is strong with this one
You can already tell it’s gonna be a great nugget
Also I found a Craig speaker at value village the other day
YYYEEEESSS RETURN OF THE KING! WE FINALLY BLEW SOMETHING UP WITH THE MC9000!!!!!
dude, i have always said so, but it bears repeating- and its not even just this channel anymore- your videos are fun as hell. and you are still 1000% my sons favorite youtuber. already 7, and completely locked in to dankpods XD love ya man
dank's the kind of guy to own a 2006 honda civic
He has the free car, almost same
NEW DANKPODS VIDEO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This thing looks like it's going to scream "the Bluetooth device is ready to pear" any moment
BUILD THE SPEAKER SPANKER!!
I suspect less than a full workday went into designing this. The designer probably had 20 deadlines that week
1:52 𝓜𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓬
that was scary quick on how fast it played Scarlet Fire. That was impressive!
No indexing, no loading, no subscriptions, just blasting as soon as inserted. Not very common these days actually
@@vadnegru That actually ended up jogging my memory a little bit.
I remember using a lot of music players like those before and usually saw a lot more when I was off in vacation with my family! Those usually had Radio, Cassettes and CD support in those big woodgrain boxes!
3:58 actually the top speaker is real and the bottom speaker is fake like passive radiator
Hey man I just wanna say thank for all the content over the years I’ve been subbed on my other account since the 100k special where u got fan mail. Glad too see your still going - Gus
Beautiful
First comment
Haha that's why I'm here 🌈 @@Drawzilla2810
man I love seeing new s'tralian man yelling at electronic waste for almost 10 minutes, gotta be one of the best parts of my day
I’m getting a 120hz LG TV soon! I’ve been saving my money and I’ve managed to afford the cheapest 120hz TV I could find from a trustworthy brand!
The broken Panasonic TV it’s replacing may not have been the best TV I could buy in late 2019, but it was the last TV I could find, from a good brand, to have composite AV inputs! That TV served me well, despite its less than ideal UI, but suddenly sometime in 2022, the picture died, but the sound still worked! A staff member at my then-care home told me to buy a cheapo grocery store TV as a replacement, citing the current Cost of Living Crisis as her excuse! No way, I overcome obstacles! I miss the 90s, when tech was much easier to set up!
These, now these are the vids I love!
Thank god for dankpods , making this Covid bareable
Get well soon hey 🤗
The turbo6 sounds like you let your neighbors barrow the sexyspeaker, and they just blasted it in a locked room
Sweet dankpods uploading on my bithday
Same!
Happy birthday big guy
Same!
Merry birthmas!!👏👏👏
Happy birday!! 🎉
Look at that off the shelf MP3 player module, it’s the exact same one that is installed to give old school cassette players MP3 capabilities!
When you're stuck at a island and wished for food 1:06
You should call the speaker killer “THE BONGO BUSTER” lmao
i had a speaker with a similar button layout and interface, i think they're all just guts that get rebranded and remade into different shells
I think stock value of the sexy speaker has improved since you feature it in nearly every video everyone wants a sexy speaker
4:42 Isn't it Turbo Jerk 6 or am I wrong?
That "Turbo Turbo 6" naming reminds me the "Mazda Mazdaspeed" vibes
Hi, watching 30 seconds after release ❤
Those little buds PUFFED!
Yooo wake up dankpods dropped new video
My favorite time of the week has arrived again. I love this shrek green loving man!
28 seconds gang
You can see the soul leaving the earbuds
Can't wait for the premiere of the Maraca Mracker's big brother, the Speaker Freaker.
-Scarlet Fire plays
-"No! Why's it so loud?! How do I turn it down?"
I'm sorry - am I watching the correct channel?
I had one of these when I was little and they were quite popular here for a while, they sounded ok
All praise the return of the glorious Maraca Cracka! Also thanks to this channel my boyfriend, who currently works in a second hand warehouse, uses Scarlet Fire as a benchmark test for speakers XD
thanks for recommending KZ earbuds i love them
That maniacal laugh in slow mo. 👌
8:01 That crow caught me off guard.. almost had noodles come out my nose 😂
Big Mazda, Mazda 6 name right there.
the "metrobus duragı ayşe sma tip 2 kas hastasi" speaker
My daughter has a similar specced one built into a flashlight. Good enough for audio books. And the flashlight works.
Thankyou for your honest review of such a great Prosumer product! 😆