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man these chronicles shit on any netflix series
Except for squid game zuckles
New Netflix documentary: featuring Shlatt and monkey cock
daddy?
Wassup Zuckles
Damn skippy zuckles
The artist must be so happy this fandom exists to fund his retirement.
This is so hilariously true.
After this id be making more nuts, guys making like half a mil from monkey statues, wouldnt be suprised if other people’d be interested in monkey nuts.
I can't stand the word fandom anymore my god
@@Clickscap same
I commented on his unboxing video that I think Schlatt's enjoyment of the sculpture is very consistent with the artist's vision.
The funniest part is that schlatt had to sit down with whoever helps manage his money and say, “Listen.. there’s more balls….”
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Okay hear me out, there is this giant blue horse statue (massive balls included) called Blucifer outside of DIA in Colorado. He’s been hanging out there for a lot of years alone but I think it’s about time he got a friend.
YO THIS IS SMART AF
yes
this, this right here is revolutionary
This changes everything
Please I drive by that every time I come home. He is quite lonely
In ancient Thailand the king would give people who he didn’t like white elephants because the expense of housing one was egregious. The recipient could not deny the gift and risk insulting the king and so they accepted it. The white elephant was a highly revered animal and letting one die would cause one to become a social outcast among their people. So since the elephant was so expensive the person given the gift would have to choose between financial ruin or social ostracizing, not even their family willing to talk to them. Now I’m not saying it should go that far with the big blue monkey but I’m not, not saying that we shouldn’t do something similar to saying, “whelp, it’s your problem now” to someone who then might do the same to someone else so the cycle of abuse will continue.
Thank you for sharing your knowledge.
You mad genius
thanks for addressing the elephant in the room
@@AnotherDudeNamedChris that’s likely where i got it from i just remembered the elephant thing and wasn’t sure from where but i have watched all his videos
so the white elephant gift will become the blue monkey gift?
Right, hear me out.
There's this thing in every continent that is the furthest point from the sea, it's called a pole of inaccessibility.
Most continents aren't particularly interesting, the places are just far but not horribily hard to reach.
The antartic pole of inaccessibility on the other hand, that's genuinely hard to reach. We're talking 878 Km from the nearest coast and 3700 m above sea level.
There's a statue of Lenin there, clearly we have a better option now.
you could just put it on point nemo and leave it there, then when nuclear war breaks out it's the only thing that remains
@@cans2719 I think you may have forgotten 1 small issue, point nemo is literally in the middle of the ocean.
@@mpawood put a floatie there
do this
YES
Donate it to the most obscure small town and have it become a monument there. That way you literally make the dumbest, most undeserving town imaginable become a small tourist destination
This
Hilarious in thought, but thats more of a dick move than anything. Its a common thing nowadays for special places and hidden beaches and shit to get ruined because the instagram (and other) influencers tell millions of people about this place, and then get overridden with lousy tourists. Same thing here. Its an asshole move to turn a local quiet town into a swarming tourist attraction. But i get what youre saying, it would be funny.
lmao put it in Thames in NZ near the playground, skate park, maccas and the warehouse for everybody to see
@@eeyoink id love to just walk past that thing but if it did happen it would be in Auckland sadly lmao
This is a perfect idea
Tribes in 10,000 years seeing the statue in the rainforest: "This monkey statue is our god, it is what created this world"
This guy: "Lets just drop it in the middle of the fucking amazon rainforest. Why not. It will be funny"
There is dirt cheap land you can buy in Arizona, usually in the middle of nowhere. You could buy an acre for less than $2,000, then just put KKB there as a landmark, a place of pilgrimage where Schlatt fans can come and see the glorious beast for themselves.
this is it.
honestly that would be great i live in az ill visit money nuts
Jesus christ everyone like this post this has to happen
I would hope that after a while it just gathers a bunch of offerings and pictures and stuff like that danny devito shrine
There's also pretty cheap land in Texas he could use for it.
Jschlatt and Francesco are such a power couple. Literally making history.
They can both make money on that tbh
@@dawrekk here 15 seconds from your comment
Gonna say as a Francesco he Is the best of us
Wrong its jchlatt and monke statues
@@jordannlammm best of the Francesco*s*
Schlatt please open a monkey-nuts museum so that the public can benefit from your exquisite art collection. You can sell plushies in the gift shop and everything
Exactly what I was thinking!
vouching for monkey nuts museum
that's actually a pretty good idea
I agree with this! The enrty cost could cover the cost of more statues!
YES THIS PLEASE DO THIS
As a Czech citizen, I am extremely proud that this world-wide famous masterpiece originated from the capital of my country, Prague.
You should petition the City of Austin to have it as a park sculpture, you'd be bringing American values back to America and in that process you could make like 4 other videos about it
This right here, this is it
Seconded this.
You know how dog statues shiny noses? Those balls are going to glisten
Please do this, this means I can visit it daily
Perfect
Schlatt is a contemporary art addict. This whole series has rising action, a climax, falling action, and a fucking resolution. Someone could write a documentary on this. Why
WHAT ABOUT A FALLING ACTION!?
@@Fawnfreckle that’s when the balls hit the forest floor
why not
The resolution we have yet to see, or even the climax I believe, this has just started and its very exciting
Imagine this: it’s the year 2237 and you’re an archeologist adventuring the dense Amazon Rain Forest, searching for anything of interest. You turn around a tree, hop over a small gurgling stream and look up in utter horror and amazement as a six thousand pound metal gorilla with balls the size of Jupiter stares back at you.
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Bold of you to assume the Amazon will still be dense by 2237
As if the Amazon won't be gone in under 50 years
@@nathanpeterson5609 fun fact, a lot of the Amazon hasn’t been explored as it’s way too dangerous
riveting storytelling
I can't wait until Schlatt announces the Steel Ball Run where thousands of people race to the other end of the country to reach King Kong Balls
along the path the other smaller statues are scattered in various rock formations
hosting a race for some b o n e s
Mr. Hands Race
steel balls run
I love how schlatt doesn't really care that we don't get to see monke balls, you can truly see that he did this for the sake of his happiness and I'm happy that he gets monke balls
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Samee
As he should honestly
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Imagine selling a giant art piece to a man who's deciding whether to put it in the middle of nowhere or drop it from a helicopter
1.1K likes and 0 comments, huh? Let's fix that for you, mate.
@@THE_AceOfSarcasm DAMN WHAT IN 1 DAY!? GODDAMN
@@kermitthehusk4278
Damn, it's been a month, and still... Just us.
So, how's life?
@@THE_AceOfSarcasm bahahahah damn just us two. Life is ok, been a bit of a struggle, just finished my university degree tho which is exciting, graduating in a couple months. How's life goin for you?
@@kermitthehusk4278
Life is going good. It's been rough for a lot of it, and I've been through a lot, but the people in it make it a lot better, especially my significant other. And speaking of school, finals are coming up for me. I'm in highschool, as a freshman, and it's pretty stressful on top of all the other stuff I've been through, not to mention how much fighting I've had to do with the school, but... In the end, part of me still enjoys it. I don't understand why, but I guess some of the people there just make it worthwhile. But hey, that's life. Things are just weird.
Before you do anything, you should make the “Fund the Balls” merchandise come back with original gear and new merch. You will probably need funding and a plus to selling more product would be getting people even more hyped for the this exquisite piece of art.
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I missed the first kkb merch drops and I loved the designs. If he comes back and drops it AGAIN with even more merch types and options I will give him so much money its unreal.
Kong Balls 5 Dollar Shirt, Then 20 Dollar, Then 50 Dollar, and Finally, 150 Dollar Shirt. Let's see it happen.
But this time it should be “Fund the Biggest Balls”
@@vanbusto8870 in case you're wondering what the vidro he linked is, it's a shaky video of a lake.. nothing interesting..
Government: we need your taxes
Jschlatt: MoNkEy Balls
If I had the choice between the government getting my money or the statue getting it, I’d choose the statue
I think you should buy/build a small museum in Texas called “Schlatt’s King Kong Balls Emporium” and put them all on display so fans and probably tourists can come see the statues.
Underrated comment
YES
He's gonna need a hell of a raid shadow legends sponsorship for that
The entire museum is just full of monkey balls statues of various shapes and sizes...
make some passive income off the big man? now thats grindset
You should buy one of those small islands in Scotland or something and just turn it into a shrine dedicated to the monkey balls. There could be like a nature trail where you walk pass each monkey sculpture as it gets bigger until u reach the final masterpiece
yes
This
By far the best suggestion
You, sir, are clearly the wisest amongst us simpletons.
He should absolutely come here I wanna see him get into a barfight with someone in glasgow
“If you’re interested in photos of the actual packing” why would he need that? We know KKB already be packin’
FAX
I hate this with a passion. Lol.
@@TechnoSon06 jealous?
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@@isaacdanoob2434 that’s none of your business 😡
Yo, I have a bachelor degree in fine art and I'm also doing mold preparation for bronze castings of sculptures (reproductions of fossils, pre-historic, historic art, medical models and contemporary art) and 350,000 for a piece of public art (that already has history) isn't a bad deal. Also, it won't loose value, as a matter of fact it will very likely increase in value.
The moment he said “what, you’re gonna take that thing?” I was 100% sure someone was gonna take the statue
Put it on Times Square schlatt, this is redemption for the I like men billboard
I fully support this idea
Or right next to the Bull and Harambe statue in Wall Street
@Ran nice pfp
This is such a good idea, just place it in the effing road or something 😂
If schlatt really put it in the rainforest and we dig it up 1000 years later, schlatt is literally going to become a historical figure
Imagine that
He is already. Also it's not like they could tell that through archeogoly.
Some random tribe is just gonna dig it up and praise it as the new god
@@felixluna4184 yeah totally like they can't tell he did it coz it's totally not on the internet...
Carve his name in there somewhere and boom.
5:55 literally torturing future archeologists as a joke
Drop it off at Ted’s place as a joke then let him deal with it.
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Shut up bots.
Also yeah, I think dropping it off at Ted’s place is a great idea.
Imagine putting it in Texas, and it just becomes a heritage site for everyone and streamers to just visit.
Someone would just strap a pipe bomb to it and blow it up. Sad but true.
i want that
@@robertk3929 nah
"everyone and streamers"
@@bustermcthundernut Perhaps not as far as a pipe bomb, more likely they'd vandalise it though
Pay the artist to sculpt a NY hat and some chops for him, Then drop him in times square. One up Corpse Husband.
That would be indeed pretty cool
truly a visionary idea
This is the one
What did corpse do
@@SnubMonk also wondering the same thing
Schlatt should just buy one of those storage lots and make a museum with all the statues he has and sell the museum 🤷♀️
You should cut it into pieces and start a global treasure hunt to fully complete the statue with the balls being the absolute hardest to find
how could you cut such perfect, voluptuous balls up like that?
Thats a cool idea but if I wasted 350k and broke it appart I would start crying lol
Hey Nick
*LATT* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 30k subscribers!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you GUYS alot* literally begging.
Ayy a one piece
Schlatt is ahead of the game, he’s trolling people 10,000 years before they even realize anything
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You should bury it deep underground, to confuse the people who dig it up 1000s of years later. The long con
the last remnant of the primates
Imagine being in like 3201 and you’re mining with laser drills and your friend sees a monkey with golden balls.
“It appears to be some sort of religious sculpture”
Not even a guarantee that anyone ever sees it.
Hi dolan
If you'd petition the City of Austin to have it as a official sculpture. (You could put it near Lake Travis because they have art rotations). I would walk there literally every day
Fun fact, it's a sculpture so that means it's art therefor it doesn't need to be censored. Offical youtube rules
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just like naked yoga is allowed on youtube for some reason... (not that ive watched it or looked it up uhh) smh youtube!
@@tazmainian3479 w h a t ?
@@Batyssss it was a long time ago bro, I've grown up 😭
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Imagine investing or buying NFTs when you can buy monkey nuts
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Send it to the queen of England. She would appreciate KKB.
THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA OMG
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She is actually in hospital
lol ye
@@earth6862 she would be after seeing the balls
here are my ideas
1. put it on mount everest
2. throw it in the mariana trench
3. give it to me
4. send it to space
5. put it in a tomb in a desert
6. get a helicopter to put it on a skyscraper so it can't be taken down
7. give it to a zoo with monkeys
8. give it to the people who made planet of the apes so they can make a movie with it
(i will edit this comment when i think of more things)
everyone entering the NFT world, while Schlatt is sticking to real art
well Schlatt has spent tens of thousands on NFTs but yeah
@@KalenAlmeida the bricks nft?
@@daorklis5305 yeah those and the loot bags ones, I only know from OTK reacts so there’s probably even more
@@KalenAlmeida that's depressing, at least KKB is actually worth the money
and bricks
Dude if schlatt buys the original monkey balls statue we're all doomed. Like, nobody can stop him after that💀
@TenLetters LMFAO
Ok but why stop him? This is brilliant
Imagine if someone is robbing him and see this masterpiece.
@@Bushment. They’d just turn right back around, realising they’re biting for something too big for them
It's a cause well worth dying for
Really enjoying the “schlatt monkey balls” character arc
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Me too-
@@xX_casperbones_Xx thx lol
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Schlatt I saw the vid about your recent string of bad luck and what happened with jambo and your grandma and your living situation stuff and dude never stop making YOUR content dude life sucks sometimes but you will bounce back especially cause of your circumstances I was living out my beat up honda civic for 2 months broke with out even a dollar to my name recently iv found my new place and life seems to be bouncing back If my dumb ass can do it u can stay positive dude
He’s not crazy, he’s madness itself.
And I love everything about this.
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These bota
Man I love those bots
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Jschlatt making history right now I’m legitimately excited lmao
I mean not history but it's cool
@@orang1921 I mean I was being overdramatic ._. Also nice name
@@orang1921 Not YET
the "put it in the middle of nowhere and livestream it" idea was actually great i'd love to see people just trying to figure out the location and showing up randomly. it would be quite a sensation.
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If he does livestream it 24/7, we would be able to see who the first person to find it is.
It could be made into a treasure hunt! An ARG type game where the goal is to find the statue
I may be too late with this, but I will try anyways. This will take care of all of your problems.
1. Get a loan to buy the statue and ship it over.
2. Buy property in a neighborhood and all surrounding properties.
3. Ship the statue to that property, balls proudly visible.
4. The statue will cause the value of that property and all nearby properties to quadruple handily.
5. Sell all properties besides the one with the statue.
6. Move the statue to your secret lair for the next stage of you master plan.
7. Sell the property that formerly held the statue.
Should be able to make 1-2 million off of this scheme. Could potentially be repeated, too.
If you do do the “drop it in the Amazon rainforest or the middle of nowhere, that could become like literal history that in years there are people actively studying you to find out how and why.
Imagine learning about that in history class
@@Vapor_ze_floof_ and today class we will be learning about the famous blue monkey balls we believe he was a god in the 2000 worshipped by many
@@Fallen_Rumel legends say a certain schlatt figure airdropped the holy relic for reasons only god knows
dude imagine youtube being the futures college textbooks, we history
that would start a religion
At this point, schlatt is living in the creative mode.
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Imagine how funny it would be to get a small house in the middle of nowhere and the only inhabitant is the monkey statue
Somewhere in the Western to Midwestern bumfuck nowhere of America, you are driving down a road. It’s a nearly cloudless day, the sun causing highway mirages as it beats down onto the pavement. Your gas is full, you have little chocolate donuts from seven eleven, life is good. The landscape around you is extremely boring scenery, mainly flat grassy terrain with the occasional cluster of trees. Your eyes have become glazed over, luckily there is not a car in sight for you to worry about, so you continue in this state of monotonous driving. Suddenly you are broken from your trance as an unusually large amount of trees pop up on both sides of the highway. The blinding light shining from the sun is guarded away by shadows from the woods. Yours eyes feel more at ease now that they are blocked from the harsh light, even the inside of your car feels cooler. You relax for a while, thankful for the shade. Soon, you see the ending of the woods up ahead, and prepare yourself once again for the glaring beams of sun. Your car exits the shadows, though the scenery looks slightly different this time. The grass looks more alive, the ground is completely flat with not even the slightest of hills, and something seems to be approaching on the near empty horizon. You squint to see if you can make it out better, it seems to just be a small group of trees, nothing more. However the closer you get to it, the less it looks like trees. You speed up slightly, your original destination now on the back burner to this new discovery. Now it’s in vision, it looks to be a house in the middle of the field. Nothing else on the horizon in any direction except the forest you just left. It has to be miles away from any signs of civilization. You slow down at the right side of the highway to get out of your car. As soon as you exit the door you understand why there had been so many highway mirages, it was boiling. You glared down into the middle of the field and sure enough, what looked to be a normal house plopped right from the suburbs stood erect. Your interests had peaked. It had been a long boring drive and this seemed like such an enticing break. Just as you where about to start your trek across the grass, you debated locking your car. You then wiped that thought from your brain, no one is on this road, much less someone who would try to steal a car. You had always been the paranoid type. You started walking across the field, you noticed how surprisingly well mowed it was. Was it possible that people actually lived here? Was this just a prank? What is this? Questions filled your brain as the sun hit your back, quickly causing you to start sweating. You where only halfway to the house and your shirt has already started to stick. You kept your eyesight locked onto the door, noticing how it slowly grew in size with each step. Finally you had made it to the front of the house. Panting from exhaustion. You realize how out of shape you truly are. You turn towards the door raising your arm to knock. You knock once, twice, three, four times. No answer. You scan for a doorbell, but have no luck. You have an idea, accompanied by a slight feeling of guilt for what it entails. What if you broke the window? You reassure yourself this isn’t really someone’s home. If you broke in it wouldn’t make a difference. This is just someone who has too much time on their hands joke. A very strange joke. However before you go back to your car for some heavy object, you decide to try the most obvious solution first. Your hand touches the surprisingly cold handle and turns. To an even greater surprise, it’s unlocked. The door is now cracked but you feel weary, it all feels so strange and dreamlike. You push past the fear, you are a grown ass adult for fucks sake, you can enter a house even if it’s a little creepy. You push the door forward and feel slightly underwhelmed. The inside looks just as normal as the outside did. You walk into what seems to be the living room and take it all in. The carpeted floors, the off white walls, the popcorn ceiling, it reminds you slightly of your own house. You become unsatisfied with this ordinariness and decide to check out the rest of the house. You survey the entirety of the bottom floor. From the kitchen to the bathroom, to what even seems to be a young girls bedroom. You find nothing to your interests. You debate leaving the house, the only thing it’s provided you with is air conditioning and temporary entertainment. As you start to walk towards the door you notice something painfully obvious, the stairs to the next floor. Your excitement rises once again as you start to ascend the carpeted stairway, running your hand along the railing. As You reach the last step you stop in your tracks. The entire second floor is almost completely empty. The only thing inhabiting it is a statue. For a second your brain doesn’t even register what you are looking at, your body and mind frozen in time. Eventually though, you come to your senses. It is the most massive fucking monkey you have seen in your entire life. It’s glory awes you as all you can do is stand and breathe, unable to do anything other then take in its presence. You feel enlightened, you feel the blood flowing through your veins, you feel alive. Just as you’ve reached peak delight, your attention is drawn to a detail so magnificent, you feel as if you are having both a heart attack and an orgasm. Glistening in the light, are a pair of golden balls. You drop to your knees and pray. You have found god. You had never been religious, but this made you feel overflowing eternal love. This is the meaning… to everything. This is the reason everything happens. This is the reason for life and for death. This is all that has ever been and all that ever will be. This is home. You sit at the top of the steps for an immeasurable amount of time, simply praying to that shinning sac of hope. Eventually though, you realize your friends must be worried. You didn’t know the amount of time you had been there, but you knew it had been long enough that you where late. You reached for your pocket to find your phone,
And then realized you had left it in the car. You give one last prayer to the monkey before descending back down the stairs. You left and house and where suddenly assaulted once again by the light. After a couple moments of blinking, you slowly came back to your senses. Still unable to see very well, you walked back across the field to the highway. Surprisingly while your eyes where poorly adjusting back to the light, you felt no sweat on you at all. It felt as if you where protected from the heat. As you where once again halfway across the field, you had fully regained you vision, and also had come to a realization. As you surveyed the highway, you could not find your car. Your pace quickened as you started sprinting for the road, once you got there you examined both directions down the highway. There was no sign of your car, and even stranger, no sign of the forest you came from. You felt a wave of emotions come over you. You couldn’t believe this was happening, this is why had always been so careful. This couldn’t be happening, at least not to you. You started walking back over to the house, dragging your feet and your head overflowing with thoughts. This is why you were so paranoid, this is why you didn’t take chances, this is why you always tried to pick the safest option. You reached the door and started to kick it, though did no damage. You slammed yourself into the wall, you charged the sofa, you threw a vase at the window. You screamed for what you didn’t know, and screamed for what you did. After a while you stood in the kitchen observing your damage, you had done this, this was your fault. You fell to your knees and began to sob, this was all your fucking fault. The tears ran down your face as the regret subsided and the realization sank in. You picked yourself up off the ground and turned to go walk up the stairs. Each step you took upwards made you feel slightly better. Maybe this wasn’t such a bad thing. Maybe there is a reason, though your mind still grasped for an answer. You once again reached the second floor and took in the beauty of the monkey. You once agian took a glance at his magnificent balls, and there you finally understood. You finally had your so desired answer. Your feelings earlier where not for nothing. The feeling of love, the feeling of comfort, the feeling of completion. That was why you felt the safety that you had never had before. That was why it felt like home. It was home.
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@@malimure2924 how the fuck-
@@malimure2924 mans wrote a whole fucking essay on a statue of a monkey with humongous balls
@@sp3aker15_7 Creative writing lmfao, gotta be proud of the man tho.
1:26 this is literally an old Bob Odenkirk. And now that i think about it: in that Ted Nivison video about billboards, schlatt made a joke about a: "monkey ball lawyer".
Schlatt should talk to the city of New York parks department and offer to donate it as long as they put it in an extremely visible spot.
next to the charging bull prob
YES
I was gonna say put it in Times Square
New york doesn't deserve king kong nuts
I am happy for schlatt to buy the original but then it will be much harder to visit 🤤 (I am from the Czech Republic)
Contact every smalltown mayor in your state, maybe whole county, and tell them that you will donate the statue if they rename the town into Balls City and put KKB in the middle of it
With the amount of following Schlatt has it will be great for tourism. Someone would probably agree
THE BEST IDEA IN THE WHOLE COMMENT SECTION
@@artemkurteev you are a smart man, artmkurteev
Thanks frens
Or alternatively, the town could be renamed to “MUCK”
The idea of dropping it in the Amazon Rainforest is the funniest shit.
Agreed! 👍
year: 4334563459068
aliens: *find that and question the sacred race of beings that lived there and made that*
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Imagine some tribe finding this and starting to see big blue monkey nuts as their new god
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Why stop there, I say we get Elon and send it to the moon or mars. Just imagine a giant monke balls statue on the surface of the moon. It would be one of a kind, the first statue outside of earth. WE CAN MAKE HISTORY
The statue should be put near the entrance of a Peta’s headquarters. Every time an employee walks into the building, they’re greeted by a big blue monkey with golden balls. I’m sure the company will appreciate such a kind gift.
YES
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knowing them? im sure they'd mistake it for a real monkey and try to kill it ngl
Why the hell would you try to make peta happy?!?! They fucking suck.
@@SpecterNeverSpectator It's not about the company, it's about the testicles.
Schlatt can't be stopped at this point. He will always try to get every single king kong balls as many times as he can. It suprises me
Is truly amazing that some people would do this incredible thing.
It’s truly amazing that some “people” would do this incredible thing.
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Legends. Complete legends.
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I work in commercial shipping.The dimensions of a shipping container are 20x8x8.5 feet and can carry tons of cargo so it can indeed fit. The shipment of one container is 30k+. You can even refrigerate the statue for more money if you so choose. The options are available.
I hope the statue becomes a kinda internet holy grail and just gets passed between people and places for generations.
This please, that would be so cool
*That's where Jsclatt has gone*
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Midas curse
@@Squid00dily Midas balls
@@Praecantetia yes!
Shlatt, hear me out here, Charlie has that warehouse he owns. And hear me out, it's be really funny if KKB lived in the house of hydration. there currently is no reason why the house is wet. we need one
Charlie is the only person competently insane enough to do this
THIS
We talking Charlie slimecicle or katniss
@@gothmoth3689 big moist himself
oh my fucking god yes
Buy him his own land, dedicate a shrine to KKB, he deserves it
1:23 ITS SAUL GOODMIN😭😭😭💀
Imagine some how making sure Ted has no clue and just dropping that shit in his back yard would be hysterical
Omfg lmao that would be great
He’s not crazy, he’s madness himself
And I love everything about this
Jschlatt is Sheogorath
Schlatt has probably said “ I need you” more than Uncle Sam has now
You’d be surprised. We’re kinda #1 at having to resolve issues we’ve started with our war crimes, usually with more war crimes.
@@jmhadahorse Do you smell the odor of freedom? It smells like burned down villages.
Just got my fund the balls shirt!!! Absolutely gorgeous and fits like a crate around thunder balls himself. The King Kong Balls shirt makes me feel like I am wearing my own balls out and it’s amazing. So happy and love it. Thank you schlatt ❤️
Leave it in Prague but put a plaque that’s says “property of big guy”
This is it. This is THE idea.
Love this idea
big guy, big monkey nuts
Yeah I like this idea a lot more
"Property of me" *engraving of shlatt grinning with wallet in his hand
Donate it to a nature reserve that specializes in saving bonobos, you’ll be doing good AND have your legacy forever ingrained in monkey history
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okay, this one is perfect
This
Schlatt could've bought a house and become a landlord with his money yet he chose monke balls... I have so much Respect for this man that i capitalized the R
You capitalised the R and not the I
@@GoldenGemini. Law of equivalent exchange
sell each individual body part, that way it can be like a forbidden one Yu-Gi-Oh card where once you have all parts you become a power ranger
Put it in the middle of a random town anonymously.Just imagine.”Hey Harry how was your weekend
, did you see the game.” “Yeah I did it was one hell of a- dear god what the hell is that.”
yea
“Hey Mayor, is it ok if a placed deez in your town?”
and the town is like super small like 1000 people live there and the only thing theyre know for is the 3 tonne monkey balls statue
theyre like " yea that way is the park , that way is the only shop in town , and of course here is the king kong balls"
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An extremely difficult ARG to locate the statue and whoever wins gets the statue
YES AN ARG
Wealth, fame, power. The world had it all won by one man: the Monkey King, Jschlatt. At his death, the words he spoke drove countless men out to sea.
My treasure? It's yours if you want it. Find it! I left all the world has there!
And so men set sights on the Grand Line, in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered a Great Monkey Balls Era!
KKB3301
@@lankusmcdankus6391 is this one piece.
@@brandy8832 matt pat can't solve shit so it wouldn't be very hard.
Schlatt really is the only dude whos entire character arc is about monkey testicles
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It would be funny if Schlatt would just airdrop it into the middle of the ocean for future humans to stumble upon.
Imagine you’re an archeologist in like 10.000 years and you just dig up a fucking 3 ton monkey with golden nuts
Jschlatt: I'm thinking of retiring
Also jschlatt: I'm getting monkey statue of monkey balls
Is your profile pic overkill?? I LOVE the 862 series
I meant 3 sry
He did the I’m thinking of retiring as a joke I think, because it looked exactly like Linus video
Put it in a museum as apart of the "Schlatt Collection" along with the broken table with a bite taken out of it and Minx's pink wig.
Bred
All the broken keyboards and the pope cutout
@ME Just got off the phone with Yahweh, he ain't happy homie ❤️😘
@@moldy2274 Submissed and Bred, that's just how it is
I have two words for what you should do with the KKB: Trojan Horse.
That’s right, send it to your enemies filled with soldiers.
the soldiers are stored in the balls.
This video feels like when you're trying to convince your parents to get you something way over budget for your birthday
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Put it on a giant raft in the ocean and just see where the current takes it
What if it sinks
@@iverf.4214 then a few thousand years later it’ll be discovered with no traces of where it came from
nah
I like this but I thin it would be better if it was in a giant bottle
I forgot you existed
Put a plaque on it that reads “Property of jschlatt” in most (of not all) languages before you put it anywhere
All languages is impossible theres over 1000
Super small text
@@Pig_stain nobody will be able to read ir
@@peepeenut4678 magnifying glass
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I didn't know Alan Rickman was alive, much less making such beautiful works of art.
Let’s appreciate the fact that Schlatt is willing to spend half a million dollars on art for our entertainment.
Its not for us, its for him
Of his fans money lol
@@Mark-bk2rs its actually his money, his fans willingly gave him the money... therefore it is his..
@@toptwitchclipz7928 true
@@toptwitchclipz7928 "willingly"
if the Shia Labeouf's "Find The Balls" plan is voted the most, I think you should put it somewhere but instead of showing the whole statue, you should put the camera directly on the monkey's balls and have the sky partially visible so we could have some NASA levels of trying to triangulate where we could find those blue balls.
You know, some sort of a "Caress the Nutsack" event. That would be cool.
ok you had me at "caress the nutsack"
You can only see the sky in the reflection of the monkey's balls
Find the fat nuts
Keep in mind, this is the same man that says he's "replaceable"
*That's where Jsclatt has gone*
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I know lol
42 minutes ago, the big one came. $95k. 400kg(800 pounds) . Great moment in history
historians: "wow i wonder why a blue huge balled monkey is here, must mean something cryptic, ancient societies probably worshiped this statue"
schlatt: thought it'd be funny
History in a nutshell
Who says we don't worship it
Greek statues be like...
As a businessman, you should do business. Start a company, take out a loan for half a million dollars, buy it, ship it to somewhere in the middle of the US, and charge people $20 a pop to see it. You can even sell your plushies in the gift shop.
Basically, turn it into one of those roadtrip tourist attractions like the largest ball of yarn
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holy moly that is big brain move
please
Yeah but it's not funny
genius
this story has evolved far past my expectations, this is fucking hilarious
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I'm from prague and i did not know this thing existed. I am taking a selfie with it tomorrow. sending to you schlatt. with love
put it in the middle of Central Park, NY it would be quit funny and iconic
Preferably right next to Alice in Wonderland
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is this even legal
Gotta buy the land probably would be a million dollars
@@evanstar I will make it legal
the amazon rainforest part sounds hilarious, imagine archaeologists finding it hundreds of years later and wondering if it was a statue of a god or something
Sadly they'll just be able to search for 15 minutes and see where it came from, I have no idea why people now think all the data we have will just be gone, the internet is and has always be completely archived.
@@SpecterNeverSpectator because one day society will collapse and the internet won't exist anymore lol
let's make it happen
Schlatt, I'm not sure what you censored in the message of the dude overlooking the packaging process but..... You might want to use black boxes as unblurring algorithms have become good so it can unblur some images soo... If you had sensitive details like address or personal things, you might wish to switch to black boxes
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it was balls
It’s.. it’s quite literally just the balls of the monkey..
@@luvjaee no he censored parts of conversations with the artist
@@luvjaee I'm talking about 0:58, 1:04, etc. those are lines and lines of text censored, not the monkey's balls lol
FYI for the people who want to see the statue in Prague before “Schlatt” buys it, the hotel next to the square it’s at is under construction, and the statue is gone. Just went to see it myself and was disappointed. No idea when the square will be open again too.
mr beast Is the key he’d totally donate to the cause if we get him involved, also imagine putting this thing in a densely populated area and finding someone to accept it so that everyone will see the KKB in its glory
Times Square
better yet, we specifically ask to do a gladiatorial battle, being a combine of Mr.Beasts famous challenges of last to leave the room, last one to leave the pool, and last to stop touching the monkeys nuts, continue this until there are two remaining fighters, which idk they 1v1 in paintball or pool noodles
Squid games but the winner gets kkb
My thoughts exactly 😂
1950: “I wonder if we’ll have flying cars in the future”
2021: “so I bought 100k worth of money balls, but I think we need 350k more. Also idk what do do with it because you can see it from space.”
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Lol
you should definitely put it in the wilderness with a live stream, I would love to see people try and figure out where it is by the rock formations of the sun or something like that lol
Yes and then when people discover where it is you move it, and keep doing that every time it is found
@@goldenarrow1084 until eventually the statue is put in a blank room with no windows or stream audio
@@tolerabletolerable and they still find it
if the previous hwndu livestreams are anything to go off of, it's going to take 4chan like a week max to find the thing lmao
@@monkeyman5746 how about all of the camera is blocked out except for one pixel, no audio, the one pixel that is unblocked, will be invisible as it will be in a pitch black room. Find the IP Address of the streaming location? Use as many VPNs as possible in as random locations as possible. Power? Set up solar panels. Night power? Make the actual location as far north and barren as possible so they are unable to get to it and do it in the summer (Northern Hemisphere) as the further north you are, the less night you have. They’re also rich enough go there and they know where it is? Try as hard as possible to camouflage the area while leaving the solar panels open to receive sunlight (but that’ll be easy because the snow reflects the sunlight onto the panels). Still find it and go inside? Have 100 highly trained soldiers ready to immediately destroy anything unauthorized that goes within 1,000 miles of the statue. Destroy the guards before they destroy you? Rig up all of their heartbeats to a kill switch, if more than 2-5 flatline, detonate the entire building. Defuse the kill switch before committing genocide? Beforehand, hollow out the inside (except for the gold part, in the hollowed out statue, replace the gold with aluminum colored gold. They still want to take it out? Have the shell be inside a mountain, making it impossible to lift it up and out. Where’s the rest? As deep as possible in the Mariana Trench, but with the gold part removed. Where’s the gold part? In a vault 500ft underground that requires retina scan, each individual finger print scanned, hand prints, foot prints, voice recognition, Social Security Number, DNA scan, & blood scan. Fill the tunnel down, and leave endangered plants above so it is illegal to dig it up. Even after ALL of that, they get into the vault and get the gold part? Sue them for more than it costed to do all of this.
THAT, would be my plan to hide the statue, ladies and gentlemen.
Edit: TLDR: Show one pixel, hide fake super far up north under maximum security, real blue part is in Mariana Trench, real gold part is far underground, highest possible amount of security, impossible to find. Then sue for massive money to pay off massive debt.
Put it in a museum it must be shared with the world
Put it outside the Louvre that be funny
Honestly, I completely agree with the people saying to make a museum dedicated to monkey balls. That be awesome
I agree
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