Minecraft, but Every 5 Minutes the Sea Level Rises (ft. jschlatt)

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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE 4 года назад +142412

    there's no one I'd rather be stranded with than you

    • @katabatic2826
      @katabatic2826 4 года назад +12273

      cute couple 10/10

    • @therasofia1170
      @therasofia1170 4 года назад +5871

      What about eat pant conar?

    • @laysia3467
      @laysia3467 4 года назад +4787

      My SHIP

    • @olillin
      @olillin 4 года назад +4483

      Jschlbur

    • @sydney-ch2ek
      @sydney-ch2ek 4 года назад +8382

      what if ❓🤔 we 👬😘 kissed 💋 at the height limit 🤔 by the 🌎 world🌏 border 😯 as the water 🌊 rose (and we were both boys 🙈👬)?

  • @ESCARS-HQ
    @ESCARS-HQ 3 года назад +8738

    Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
    Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
    Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
    Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting
    Tubbo whispers to you: This is deffo flerting

    • @RisingPHNX27
      @RisingPHNX27 3 года назад +131

      PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

    • @user-hk7zo2qt7k
      @user-hk7zo2qt7k 3 года назад +73

      BAHAHSHHDHDHD

    • @jokatoon5979
      @jokatoon5979 3 года назад +211

      my main goal in life is to be friends with tubbo

    • @borschtisgud
      @borschtisgud 3 года назад +56

      I CAN'T- **wHeEzE**

    • @frog8466
      @frog8466 3 года назад +12

      ʟᴜᴄιŦιER χακαɪ hah

  • @nivorann
    @nivorann 4 года назад +8558

    schlatt: "Can we go FIVE SECONDS without it getting unwarrantedly sexual?!"
    literally less than 5 seconds later: "I'm gonna make you come-" "Don't you DARE make me come!"

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon 4 года назад +190

      12:50 by the way

    • @acemagalor2519
      @acemagalor2519 4 года назад +70

      I can't breathe

    • @veronicaoviedo711
      @veronicaoviedo711 4 года назад +75

      @Ozone I see you everywhere and you keep making these great and creative replies!

    • @veronicaoviedo711
      @veronicaoviedo711 4 года назад +7

      @Ozone I was just joking around

    • @jaison7757
      @jaison7757 3 года назад +7

      @@veronicaoviedo711 you poop sock stop angry boss from angry boss being angry boss

  • @kendallbaker3696
    @kendallbaker3696 Год назад +1705

    It’s crazy that you can hear Schlatts lack of facial hair

  • @DDub04
    @DDub04 Год назад +3371

    Schlatt’s voice was weirdly high pitched back then. You could still hear the soul and hope in his voice.

    • @rivirtue
      @rivirtue Год назад +486

      Ted was right, something did happen to Schlatt that turned his accent into a "bastardized New York accent."

    • @skchabauzinha7118
      @skchabauzinha7118 Год назад +241

      @@rivirtue it's ever since he almost got caught for the terrible, terrible thing he did, back in that dark New York alley in 1999.

    • @Alex_Sword96
      @Alex_Sword96 Год назад +53

      Yeah true
      But he's still the same old mean man that makes everyone vary happy

    • @MrDarren690
      @MrDarren690 Год назад +32

      It sounds like he's projecting his voice here. I didn't know his voice got deeper since.

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 Год назад +59

      @@MrDarren690 there’s also a change it changed with age. I know the dude was like 19-20 in this video but the body doesn’t stop growing until around the early to mid 20s so it’s not impossible to say his voice just naturally got deeper. Although I do think that most of it was him playing a character and trying to be more high pitched

  • @peterparkersass
    @peterparkersass 3 года назад +14704

    Jschlatt: flirts with Wilbur
    Wilbur: reciprocates
    Jschlatt: *"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SEXUAL-"*

    • @cyberkittii
      @cyberkittii 3 года назад +120

      Hahahahaha me tho :D

    • @stonksagent9040
      @stonksagent9040 3 года назад +29

      Lel

    • @sunny-do9ym
      @sunny-do9ym 3 года назад +18

      @@cyberkittii time stamp?

    • @argentcapta
      @argentcapta 3 года назад +177

      @VIVIANA GODFREY MARTELL @random_rat UwU the whole video but especially 12:32

    • @beetea9072
      @beetea9072 3 года назад +24

      The pfp makes this even better

  • @user-lp4cd4ln9y
    @user-lp4cd4ln9y 3 года назад +9291

    "COME"
    "NO!"
    "COME!"
    "NO"
    "THEN I'LL MAKE YOU COME!"
    "I- I'M- I'm not even looking at you!"

  • @z0oh0o
    @z0oh0o 3 года назад +1656

    Alternate title: Minecraft but every 5 minutes the sexual tension rises (ft. Jschlatt)

    • @woofle7
      @woofle7 9 месяцев назад +8

      lmao

  • @LiesNDeceit
    @LiesNDeceit 3 года назад +698

    9:45 I laughed at this part, not because of the bit they were doing, but rather because of how Wilbur managed to fuck up a double chest that badly.

  • @obamascum4153
    @obamascum4153 3 года назад +13143

    “I should really stop flirting with men”
    - Jshlatt 2020

    • @ksuffy6188
      @ksuffy6188 3 года назад +181

      This video is from 2019

    • @Catnipyy
      @Catnipyy 3 года назад +37

      @@ksuffy6188 so?

    • @Catnipyy
      @Catnipyy 3 года назад +40

      @@soupbubbles3795 Oh lmao I didnt notice...

    • @Lengend-cu6ef
      @Lengend-cu6ef 3 года назад +16

      the vid was made in 2019 dude lmao

    • @obamascum4153
      @obamascum4153 3 года назад +64

      @@Lengend-cu6ef I’m referring to his quote from 2020

  • @ERIN-dq6ig
    @ERIN-dq6ig 3 года назад +4331

    “my pretty princess”
    “.....no i’m shutting the door”😭

    • @rosa-mv7gl
      @rosa-mv7gl 3 года назад +21

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @grieve_y4rd
      @grieve_y4rd 3 года назад +9

      timestamp?

    • @mookima
      @mookima 3 года назад +27

      17:10

    • @Flow-w
      @Flow-w 3 года назад +23

      @@grieve_y4rd 5:18

  • @randomtraveler4149
    @randomtraveler4149 2 года назад +595

    I love how Wikipedia has context regarding Climate Change, like this is a professional example.

    • @pheonixlycan_
      @pheonixlycan_ Год назад +6

      It is. Idk what your talking about

    • @jennfreeman1962
      @jennfreeman1962 11 месяцев назад +7

      This is a profession example, Wilbur and Jschlatt taught us so much about climate change here

  • @literallythefknproblem
    @literallythefknproblem 2 года назад +249

    This was the most romantic, dramatic, tragic, suspense filled friends to enemies to lovers story I’ve ever seen

    • @RozehKakes
      @RozehKakes Год назад +11

      friends->enemies->lovers-frenemies->???

  • @SnakesAnimations
    @SnakesAnimations 4 года назад +4448

    17:41
    "Schlatt, what happened down there... wasn't me"
    *dramatic lighting strike*

  • @Alex-mo6yb
    @Alex-mo6yb 4 года назад +11495

    Jschlatt at the beginning: I'm not gay
    Jschlatt at the end: We have to repopulate the world

    • @h20-melons79
      @h20-melons79 4 года назад +109

      *0)-(0*

    • @1ksubsnocontentchallenge
      @1ksubsnocontentchallenge 4 года назад +321

      @@h20-melons79 OKAY WTF IS THAT FACE, PEOPLE HAVE GONE TOO FAR WITH THESE WEIRD LOOKING FACES.

    • @broccolitomato1085
      @broccolitomato1085 4 года назад +66

      @1k
      Bro chill tf down some

    • @xtrabutbetter
      @xtrabutbetter 4 года назад +168

      @@broccolitomato1085 He has the right to be angry cause THE F**KING FACES HAVE GONE TOO F**KING FAR

    • @finnheart5877
      @finnheart5877 4 года назад +144

      XtraXenonite I AGREE, ALSO WHATS THE POINT OF THE FUCKING FACE? BEING GAY IS FUCKING AWESOME! I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS COMMENT YOU UNCULTURED SWINE, WTF MATE.

  • @canonickero
    @canonickero 2 года назад +282

    Alternate title:
    Two friends make overly sexual jokes and makes fanfic writers go crazy

  • @himynameiskobey.7994
    @himynameiskobey.7994 2 года назад +100

    This is what happened after they both died in the Dream SMP. This is canon.

  • @alissaorsomething3158
    @alissaorsomething3158 3 года назад +9246

    So this is where Schlatt has his water trauma from

    • @moonychie9662
      @moonychie9662 3 года назад +265

      this makes so much sense OMG lmaooo

    • @vihrya8
      @vihrya8 3 года назад +195

      STOP I PROMISED MYSELF NOT TO CRY TODAY

    • @N033..
      @N033.. 3 года назад +73

      Makes more sense then anything I’ve heard/seen before

    • @teabur4043
      @teabur4043 3 года назад +27

      His what?

    • @koolkidnamedsage4983
      @koolkidnamedsage4983 3 года назад +18

      I- I mean-

  • @kittiehotline
    @kittiehotline 3 года назад +11064

    Wilbur: you know the water levels rising right?
    Schlatt: yeah..
    Wilbur: where are the fucking windows??
    Schlatt: ᴵ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ

    • @xeiumi
      @xeiumi 3 года назад +17

      lol

    • @rVictus
      @rVictus 2 года назад +71

      Tommyinnit: I like woman

    • @enzoisepic
      @enzoisepic 2 года назад +15

      there’s one of my favorite streamers for ya

    • @hersley1683
      @hersley1683 2 года назад +44

      You say the water's rising
      Like I give a sh*t

    • @lostguy4580
      @lostguy4580 2 года назад +6

      What I’m about to say should not be allowed
      🏳️‍⚧️🚫

  • @ItwasntmeIswear.
    @ItwasntmeIswear. 4 месяца назад +15

    I'm happy I wasn't the only one to come back a hear how high "Schlatt's" voice was. It honestly sounds like he still has a bit of morality left in him.

  • @KingLama999
    @KingLama999 Год назад +59

    this is one of those classics you always come back to every once in a while

  • @hamburgerbroz6439
    @hamburgerbroz6439 4 года назад +5231

    15:27 Wilbur zooms in on a chicken. Next shot, it's in his inventory. Environmental storytelling at it's finest.

    • @dreadlordhg360
      @dreadlordhg360 4 года назад +275

      The correct term is “visual storytelling” I believe, but I may be wrong. Thanks for pointing this out tho

    • @akazi1582
      @akazi1582 4 года назад +37

      stop speaking

    • @dreadlordhg360
      @dreadlordhg360 4 года назад +131

      @sweaty onion
      As you wish, Sweaty Onion

    • @jamesoncarney5154
      @jamesoncarney5154 4 года назад +11

      Lmao

    • @tio882
      @tio882 4 года назад +3

      @Ozone i can see your profile

  • @cloversonthehill
    @cloversonthehill 4 года назад +2216

    Wilbur: makes a sexual joke
    Schlatt: *no*

  • @-tilikum7501
    @-tilikum7501 2 года назад +87

    happy two years anniversary to these 22 minutes and 53 seconds of wilbur soot and jschlatt having sexual tension and inventing climate change!

  • @Idioticvines
    @Idioticvines 2 года назад +51

    Wilbur: extremely chill but still a bit creepy
    Jschlatt: literally scared out of his fu**ing mind

  • @potatoluna3389
    @potatoluna3389 3 года назад +9636

    Schlatt and Wilbur out here reenacting a whole fanfic.

  • @baby3539
    @baby3539 4 года назад +14634

    i love how jschlatt flirts with wilbur and if wilbur acknowledges it, he gets yelled at

    • @mezzygacha443
      @mezzygacha443 4 года назад +202

      cai omg ikr 😂

    • @ry3887
      @ry3887 4 года назад +537

      I love them so fucking much

    • @jupiterb.8213
      @jupiterb.8213 4 года назад +803

      jschlatt be like "it's not like i like you!! b-baka!!"

    • @AnenMT
      @AnenMT 4 года назад +65

      Agreed

    • @Strxwbie
      @Strxwbie 4 года назад +319

      Schlatt is a big tsundere

  • @scherzometer
    @scherzometer Год назад +27

    Ted is right, shlatts voice really did go through a metamorphosis

  • @hirodavidson1454
    @hirodavidson1454 2 года назад +29

    wiblur soot: a little area for a credenza
    schlatt: *i like your funny words magic man*

  • @The_Wallflower
    @The_Wallflower 3 года назад +3730

    I love Shlatts unknowing “Why’d it get so dark in here?” And his “WHAT THE FUCK” after he divided the house.

    • @oliviagrace6914
      @oliviagrace6914 2 года назад +6

      For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

    • @oliviagrace6914
      @oliviagrace6914 2 года назад +2

      @@gus8696 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

    • @osciemon
      @osciemon Год назад +10

      @@oliviagrace6914 e

    • @ooiysen
      @ooiysen Год назад +12

      @@oliviagrace6914 ew

    • @Marceline_the_Vamp
      @Marceline_the_Vamp Год назад +4

      @@oliviagrace6914 eww

  • @ihavenocluehowtochangethen2987
    @ihavenocluehowtochangethen2987 4 года назад +2521

    "COME BACK!"
    "jschlatt, it's miserable up-"
    "YouR THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE. COME BACK!!!"

  • @user-dy8qw2qr3v
    @user-dy8qw2qr3v 2 года назад +38

    Jschlatt: there's no one i'd rather be stranded with than you
    Also Jschlatt: I need to stop flirting with men...

  • @user-fs4ff9be7z
    @user-fs4ff9be7z 4 месяца назад +14

    this is like the two straightest male history teachers talking together

  • @shtvp__
    @shtvp__ 3 года назад +5860

    3:01 “Your going to be the guy who pulls the trigger”
    November 16th: *Wilbur Soot explodes L’ manburg*

    • @coffeetree_
      @coffeetree_ 3 года назад +127

      December a few days before today: Glatt is back

    • @kazir.a.shadman264
      @kazir.a.shadman264 3 года назад +63

      After more days Willbur's older ROLEPLAY brother The Blade's gonna explode L'manburg 2nd times but this time it is gonna be 55 withers. "BROTHERS OF EXPLOSIONS"
      Edit: Well, we guess L'manburg exploded well. RIP L'manburg you'll be remembered for centuries. But I was wrong both techno and phil destroyed L'manburg so it will be
      "FAMILY OF EXPLOSIONS"

    • @mousesoop2853
      @mousesoop2853 3 года назад +6

      Spoiler alert

    • @midnightdevilspy
      @midnightdevilspy 3 года назад +1

      I mean you're not wrong XD

    • @starymalfoypottah2477
      @starymalfoypottah2477 3 года назад +1

      👁💧👄💧👁

  • @lexlang7688
    @lexlang7688 3 года назад +2259

    Wilbur: *silently floods Schlatt's house*
    Schlatt:Why'd it get so dark in here?

    • @travistee368
      @travistee368 3 года назад +8

      1k likes and no comments

    • @thesilliestsillyofalltime
      @thesilliestsillyofalltime 3 года назад +4

      Mmmmmmm my dirty mind

    • @unparalleledinnocence
      @unparalleledinnocence 3 года назад +2

      @@thesilliestsillyofalltime OH NO

    • @wungusbill9192
      @wungusbill9192 3 года назад

      Wow! Thanks lexlang! I almost missed that part of the fucking video im watching, that was so helpful of you to point out the joke! And all these genii liking it to show their appreciation as well!

    • @dakotarose8679
      @dakotarose8679 3 года назад +5

      Wilbur: “Schlatt, My dude, My..My pretty princess”
      Schlatt: “Oh- no I’m closing the door :)”

  • @amelia3291
    @amelia3291 2 месяца назад +20

    this was one of my favorite videos

  • @azaelacadehaus200
    @azaelacadehaus200 2 года назад +26

    12:33 to 13:12
    I was laughing so hard that it sounded like Quackity, Karl AND Dream laughing at the same time. I can’t decide if that’s good… or really, really, really cursed.

  • @planetbazinga5105
    @planetbazinga5105 4 года назад +1712

    "Are you coming?"
    Jschlat: "THATS SEXUAL HARASSMENT"

  • @sophiadonner
    @sophiadonner 4 года назад +11754

    Minecraft, But Every 5 Minutes the Sexual Tension Rises

    • @nodiuus
      @nodiuus 3 года назад +155

      69 likes...nice

    • @borschtisgud
      @borschtisgud 3 года назад +122

      Let's get it to 420.

    • @nodiuus
      @nodiuus 3 года назад +50

      @@borschtisgud yeesssss

    • @RamiRammy
      @RamiRammy 3 года назад +304

      “You’re gonna fuck me Wilbur”

    • @rolio3044
      @rolio3044 3 года назад +55

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @mslittlecutie.
    @mslittlecutie. 2 месяца назад +27

    coming here to mourn

  • @cheesetime
    @cheesetime 2 года назад +16

    god i love this duo. “schlatt” and wilbur’s sense of humor just complement each other so well. they should make more content soon

  • @user-bd4oc9jt9e
    @user-bd4oc9jt9e 4 года назад +10714

    "Gay couple breaks up because of climate change"

  • @imscaredofchairs6806
    @imscaredofchairs6806 3 года назад +6222

    Is this the enemies to lovers to enemies arc

    • @wasder-xm5so
      @wasder-xm5so 3 года назад +289

      I guess the lover part didn't work out...

    • @e1901
      @e1901 3 года назад +86

      @@wasder-xm5so lmao, yeah, guess so, futures always up in the air tho

    • @Jezzibolt
      @Jezzibolt 3 года назад +50

      Sage H Never does with Schlatt.

    • @monicaaviee
      @monicaaviee 3 года назад +70

      @@wasder-xm5so love is very hard for schlatt
      Wilbur rejected him then a colorblind boy took his woman 😔

    • @wasder-xm5so
      @wasder-xm5so 3 года назад +22

      @@monicaaviee can't believe he rejected him with all that old history😔

  • @kenkimur
    @kenkimur 2 года назад +18

    At last, despite the love and hatred created by the gods of global warming, JSchlatt saw a world without conflict, without drowning in despair, a World Without Wilbur. Is he happier now? Is surviving the monotonous cycle of night and day worth living when you can't have your companion? Jschlatt led to live a life of conquest, with a progressive loss of empathy, pure hatred, and with means to fullfill his unpurposed life succumbed to a thirst for absolute domination. When he at last saw his friend, enemy, and partner in crime ALIVE and rising to power, his only goal was to destroy everything Wilbur took from him, companionship. Welcome to the Dream SMP.

  • @aceofjacks7071
    @aceofjacks7071 10 месяцев назад +10

    this was the weirdest short tragic romance film I've ever watched

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 10 месяцев назад +3

      It's sort of like a romantic tragedy Shakespeare would write

  • @shump7202
    @shump7202 3 года назад +8392

    jschlatt speedruns the political compass and his sexuality

    • @shen3448
      @shen3448 3 года назад +107

      LMFAOAOA

    • @walltampon3560
      @walltampon3560 3 года назад +413

      You ever just- Speedrun gay? Gay world record holder here, fastest gay alive.

    • @amafrog602
      @amafrog602 3 года назад +41

      PLS I LOVE THIS COMMENT

    • @longshot4085
      @longshot4085 3 года назад +16

      OMFG

    • @mtgamer2152
      @mtgamer2152 3 года назад +86

      The gays are constantly speed running bc we walk so fast-

  • @luckyslob3359
    @luckyslob3359 4 года назад +1446

    7:34
    “You almost drowned me!”
    “I didn’t drown you, *climate change drowned you.* “

    • @_justice570
      @_justice570 4 года назад +5

      Does anybody know the seeed

  • @ashleyecce3205
    @ashleyecce3205 2 года назад +14

    Jschlatt: I'm panicking
    Wilbur: come to the bastion
    Jschlatt: I'm gonna start "coming", fuck!
    Me: *dieing of laughter*

  • @IamFergus
    @IamFergus 2 года назад +14

    Wilbur: welcome to my re-
    Jschlatt: -loud banging noises-

  • @nice-ne4io
    @nice-ne4io 4 года назад +5414

    “Schlatt my dude. _My pretty princess_ ”

    • @h0bbylessperson59
      @h0bbylessperson59 4 года назад +28

      @Nugget lrincess?
      You mean Princess.

    • @AliBabaGyro
      @AliBabaGyro 4 года назад +13

      No, Nugget means his pretty princess Lily!!

    • @kamii2278
      @kamii2278 4 года назад

      TheDankestGamer101 da frik

    • @AliBabaGyro
      @AliBabaGyro 4 года назад +8

      @@kamii2278 In kindergarten two nugget, one of the characters, gets kissed by another character, Lily.

    • @KaspaTEHEE
      @KaspaTEHEE 4 года назад +5

      @Mia ÒwÓ *nugget is astounded by such vocabulary*

  • @kurichan142
    @kurichan142 3 года назад +1311

    20:00
    Context: Jschlatt refuses to let Wilbur into their home, before threatening to kill him. He then changes faces when Wilbur reveals he has a sword.
    Wilbur, holding a stone sword: "Do you know what I learned while I was down there?"
    Jschlatt, holding an axe: "What'd you learn?"
    Wilbur: "One more rise of the water - *just one more, one more little rise of the water* ... and you won't be able to swim back to the surface. ... It's almost over, Schlatt. *One more rise of the water* and *a death is permanent.*
    Alarm: * goes off *
    Water: * Rises *
    Jschlatt: "Oh, f-..."
    Wilbur: "..." * waits for the water to fall and then attacks Jschlatt *
    ~
    *That was straight out of a movie. How he cooperated at the end was just masterful.*

    • @DraqonfruitYT
      @DraqonfruitYT 3 года назад +3

      Secrets Secrets what movie?

    • @jacky1728
      @jacky1728 3 года назад +6

      bruh not a specific movie

    • @kurichan142
      @kurichan142 3 года назад +6

      @@DraqonfruitYT Yeah, it's not a specific movie, it just felt like it could've been from one.

    • @kurichan142
      @kurichan142 3 года назад

      @@mirandazhang1359 nooooo, youtube needs to hide the comments so people don't get spoiled :(

    • @safahasan486
      @safahasan486 3 года назад +2

      The sound of the rain in the background too is just so cinematic

  • @Zach-xu6pp
    @Zach-xu6pp 2 года назад +28

    Therapist: Wilbur’s skin without a yellow shirt isn’t real it can’t hurt you.
    Wilbur’s skin without yellow shirt: 4:23

  • @noahmac4438
    @noahmac4438 6 месяцев назад +6

    The fact that this video came out 4 years ago scares me

  • @lemonbreadsf3828
    @lemonbreadsf3828 4 года назад +1084

    "Schlatt...Where are the windows?"
    "...I like water."

  • @griffithsrat
    @griffithsrat 4 года назад +7037

    the "come" part is the most chaotic thing i've seen on this platform

  • @Extreme-PCIe-Cable
    @Extreme-PCIe-Cable 10 месяцев назад +7

    step 1: live in the sky
    step 2: also live underground
    step 3: elevator
    step 4: profit

  • @mechazoroark722
    @mechazoroark722 2 года назад +5

    man this is my favorite interpretation of windwaker

  • @corbinblack6341
    @corbinblack6341 4 года назад +3309

    This might be my favorite video in the world. The emotional rollercoster that this simple minecraft let's play took me through, just starting as a lighthearted video of two friends playing a game that turned into a romantic, suspenseful, terrifying and beautiful treasure that took my breath away and had me hanging on the edge of my metaphorical seat. Jschlatt's voice full of emotion, desperately begging for Wilbur to be okay, gasping for air as he nearly drowned as a result of the worsening water level. "You're the light of my life! I'm terrified!" He screamed, and we could tell he meant it. "Wilbur I swear to God where are you?!?" He was truely worried in a time of desperation, the shields around his feelings no longer proving effective. The shear anger in Wilbur's eyes as he smashed the glass and tore down the wood in an attempt to make Jschlatt pay for not giving Wilbur attention the necessary to satisfy his needs. The suspenceful feeling in the air when Jschlatt chased after Wilbur in anguish and anger. Stunning, breathtaking, and worth every second. 10/10.

  • @denkii7204
    @denkii7204 3 года назад +6855

    The amount of sexual tension in this video is astronomical.

    • @PAZTELS_
      @PAZTELS_ 3 года назад +140

      A S T R O N O M I C A L

    • @ray20907
      @ray20907 3 года назад +259

      It's not gay if it's schlatt

    • @PAZTELS_
      @PAZTELS_ 3 года назад +127

      @@ray20907 not gay if it’s schlatt
      somebodY TAG SCHLATT AND MAKE THAT A MERCH THING-

    • @theavocadolord9154
      @theavocadolord9154 3 года назад +14

      @@PAZTELS_ wait really- I'd get that merch but im scared to tag someone lmfao

    • @PAZTELS_
      @PAZTELS_ 3 года назад +7

      @@theavocadolord9154 Same tbh- if i didn’t have anxiety i would

  • @sethcolson7223
    @sethcolson7223 7 месяцев назад +7

    no idea why but this is still unironically my favorite youtube video of all time

  • @perlitacatapang4582
    @perlitacatapang4582 3 года назад +5

    1:30
    Shlatt: the truth is its because it was so f$*@king cold outsi-
    Wilbur: *dyinghorse.mp4*

  • @imnotemoipromise3516
    @imnotemoipromise3516 3 года назад +7439

    Mom can we watch the titanic?
    Mom: no we have titanic at home
    Titanic at home:

    • @theblob8842
      @theblob8842 3 года назад +358

      It’s titanic without the ship and it’s also slightly gay

    • @Urfavsydnovakkinnie
      @Urfavsydnovakkinnie 3 года назад +34

      @@theblob8842 yep

    • @trashdragon6289
      @trashdragon6289 3 года назад +65

      This is better

    • @marzangel
      @marzangel 3 года назад +15

      HKXDGKITDIGDJGX LMFAO YES KHFDGIHFSHSF

    • @sk3l387
      @sk3l387 3 года назад +66

      To be fair... this is a better version.

  • @dontbestumped
    @dontbestumped 4 года назад +3997

    "Come"
    "Come"
    "IM NOT COMING"
    "ILL MAKE YOU COME"
    - Minecraft Pride 2020

  • @joshuama535
    @joshuama535 2 года назад +8

    I like how they both have the same alarm that plays when they summon a natural disaster.

  • @emopeachez
    @emopeachez 2 года назад +9

    Schlatt: "I dont know why it was that hard for anybody-" -realizes he just jumped off a cliff- "oh shit.."

  • @BluCashier
    @BluCashier 3 года назад +2938

    Alternate title:two dead presidents bonding while the ice caps melt

    • @xeiumi
      @xeiumi 3 года назад +18

      LOOL

    • @SavageJarJar
      @SavageJarJar 3 года назад +15

      Dead president?

    • @Complexicon_of_a_Startist
      @Complexicon_of_a_Startist 3 года назад +83

      @@SavageJarJar L'Manburg presidents
      Both Schlatt and Wilbur were presidents of L'Manburg on the DreamSMP, and now they're both dead

    • @theimmortalmortal188
      @theimmortalmortal188 3 года назад +13

      @@Complexicon_of_a_Startist …Dead? Are they both *dead* …currently: no

    • @Complexicon_of_a_Startist
      @Complexicon_of_a_Startist 3 года назад +44

      @@theimmortalmortal188
      {SPOILERS FOR DSMP LORE}
      Well now Wilbur's back

  • @Hailoow
    @Hailoow 4 года назад +2520

    "AH WILBUR YOU MADE ME COME"
    "Are you coming?"
    -
    "Come?"
    "NO"

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 4 года назад +40

      That's what he said.

    • @anidiot192
      @anidiot192 4 года назад +126

      "I'm going to start coming- FUCK!"

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 года назад +80

      "Shlatt I will fuck you in more ways you can imagine"

    • @sotired2245
      @sotired2245 4 года назад +11

      THE SHIP

    • @finnpom7795
      @finnpom7795 4 года назад +9

      @@sotired2245 THE OTP *THE DRAMA*

  • @Jakubs_ya_man
    @Jakubs_ya_man 2 года назад +7

    jshlatt: exists
    pride month: i shall dub thee... gayshlatt
    dam i almost wrote gayshat lmao

  • @quackitysbrickpile7784
    @quackitysbrickpile7784 2 года назад +18

    Jschlatt: "you're going to have to be the guy to *pull the trigger!* you're going to be the one to fuck us over."
    Everyone seeing this comment: * war flashbacks * 💧👁️👄👁️

  • @ApfersPL
    @ApfersPL 4 года назад +3997

    >"don't you dare make me come"
    >"we have to repopulate the planet"
    that escalated quickly.

  • @steveluvscows2490
    @steveluvscows2490 4 года назад +1306

    What we can learn from this video: Jschlatt slowly descends into madness when liquid levels rise.
    When water rises, he becomes overly attached.
    When LAVA rises, he becomes outright crazy.

    • @Roanan.
      @Roanan. 4 года назад +78

      When granted natural disaster powers he becomes a mad god obsessed with apples.

    • @Bunpril
      @Bunpril 4 года назад +8

      And when TNT falls he becomes the greatest hitman known to this universe

    • @ATYeeT
      @ATYeeT 4 года назад +1

      I was 1000 like

    • @ellaforlin8160
      @ellaforlin8160 4 года назад +2

      Ladder man

  • @aelinfireheart8873
    @aelinfireheart8873 2 года назад +7

    HAHAHAJJAJAJAJ UNDERNEATH IS SAYS “Context. Global warming is a” AND BRINGS UP THE WIKIPEDIA FOR IT SJSJSJJSJSKSKAEUJSKAJASJJS

    • @jtek2259
      @jtek2259 2 года назад

      I KNOW AHAHHAAHHA

  • @s.i.m.p7621
    @s.i.m.p7621 2 года назад +17

    He really said you are the light of my life 😂 11:05

  • @justas423
    @justas423 4 года назад +15431

    This is like a movie. It has everything: romance, drama, action, the three acts, the plot twist, iconic lines.

    • @viocloud3102
      @viocloud3102 4 года назад +240

      Slimeustas and the comedy

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 4 года назад +62

      The three acts ?

    • @kj6053
      @kj6053 4 года назад +263

      Laboon 344
      Beginning, middle, and end.

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 4 года назад +14

      @@kj6053 oh ok thank you

    • @hulluelli
      @hulluelli 4 года назад +248

      Iconic lines:
      ”I’m just chilling here. With my seeds. Mmmm.”
      ”You fucked me”
      ”DON’T YOU DARE MAKE ME COME”
      - jschlatt

  • @alecanderson6374
    @alecanderson6374 3 года назад +5046

    Dream: Today we codded it so that
    Wilbur: Today I have a timer on my phone

  • @chernavskimzfk2638
    @chernavskimzfk2638 2 года назад +14

    This gives a new meaning to life by the sea

  • @ray4602
    @ray4602 2 года назад +18

    Oh my gosh, jschlatt’s laugh in this video is so heartwarming and comforting💗.His laugh just makes me feel so happy🥰

  • @kirbalicious
    @kirbalicious 3 года назад +1580

    Drawing of Jshlatt: *Cute* and *shy* *owo* sucha cute lil goat UWUW
    Actual Jshlatt: AAAAAAAAAAAA F*** WHAAAT IS THISS

    • @NavyBean956
      @NavyBean956 3 года назад +56

      I have to say, JSchlatt’s character is a ram and rams are sheep. Everyone keeps calling him a goat.

    • @idkman4988
      @idkman4988 3 года назад +45

      @@NavyBean956 schlatt:
      **a ram**
      Everyone:
      *g o a t*

    • @wfuutfuu2116
      @wfuutfuu2116 3 года назад +1

      g0at

  • @ljben5405
    @ljben5405 4 года назад +12081

    Why does jshlatt always sound like he is in a state of panic

    • @RockEater-ln4nd
      @RockEater-ln4nd 4 года назад +510

      He is

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 3 года назад +302

      Rocketman
      When he's not causing the panic, he is in a state of panic.

    • @dommebo_6197
      @dommebo_6197 3 года назад +86

      15:20 y e s

    • @dommebo_6197
      @dommebo_6197 3 года назад +8

      TheRandomLad if you can please show me 😖

    • @dommebo_6197
      @dommebo_6197 3 года назад +5

      TheRandomLad thank you very much!!

  • @TheThirty
    @TheThirty 2 года назад +8

    there will be no other minecraft video like this one. its energy simply cannot be reenacted.

  • @Mariellamorton
    @Mariellamorton 10 месяцев назад +6

    “Schlatt, my dude, my pretty princess,” - Wilbur Soot, August 1st, 2019.

  • @e-clog4494
    @e-clog4494 4 года назад +7902

    I like how jschlatt went through all the stages of grief.

    • @realscrhuff3559
      @realscrhuff3559 4 года назад +51

      Lmfaooo

    • @shryoder
      @shryoder 4 года назад +20

      Bruh

    • @roun6479
      @roun6479 4 года назад +36

      20:56 can anyone link the song I’m desperate

    • @alexanderray6118
      @alexanderray6118 4 года назад +11

      @@roun6479 open.spotify.com/track/6fAjxm3brfjuGkZcbggWH1?si=U430OOWuQTKFbiOviDtcrA

    • @-ism8153
      @-ism8153 2 года назад +7

      He got to acceptance there real quick.

  • @A-Amused
    @A-Amused 3 года назад +5552

    Alternate title : *Jschlatt gets anxiety while witnessing climate change*

  • @addie918
    @addie918 2 года назад +21

    the fact that "wikipedia cllimate changed" showed up is hilarious

  • @UochintomWash
    @UochintomWash 7 месяцев назад +7

    Schlatt 4 years ago sounded like a teenager going through puberty

  • @maniclipse6310
    @maniclipse6310 3 года назад +2248

    The baby in my washing machine: 0:43

  • @roboticgamer4645
    @roboticgamer4645 3 года назад +3480

    Schlatt outside the Dream SMP: scared
    Schlatt inside the Dream SMP: a tyrant version 1.0

    • @M4TH31SM
      @M4TH31SM 3 года назад +16

      💀 lmao wtf-

    • @idabatson1108
      @idabatson1108 3 года назад +6

      lol

    • @akish302
      @akish302 3 года назад +67

      He’s scared that people will discover what he did in 1999.

    • @ihateyoube
      @ihateyoube 3 года назад +33

      @@akish302 dont fucking mention 1999

    • @nessa2646
      @nessa2646 3 года назад +10

      @@akish302 what'd he do in 1999 👁️👁️

  • @erinnewton9688
    @erinnewton9688 11 месяцев назад +6

    i love re watching these videos of them

  • @tired._gremlin6106
    @tired._gremlin6106 2 года назад +6

    Oh to have wilbur draw again in his thumbnails

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 4 года назад +2630

    Water: *rises every five minutes*
    Drowned: _S T O N K S_

    • @lorenzonava8334
      @lorenzonava8334 4 года назад +145

      Drowned: it’s free real estate

    • @seventeenthletter2085
      @seventeenthletter2085 4 года назад +62

      Drowned:Modern Problems provide modern solutions

    • @villainous1109
      @villainous1109 4 года назад +51

      Creeper: Aw man

    • @philswiftdestroyerofworlds1988
      @philswiftdestroyerofworlds1988 4 года назад +21

      Bats: ( Questioning if they should leave the possible air pockets provided by caves ) So... We back in the mine??

    • @raikou2214
      @raikou2214 4 года назад +10

      @@villainous1109 _so we back in the mine_

  • @gamerboygaming
    @gamerboygaming 4 года назад +3321

    You could make a fanfic out of thi-
    No, don’t.

    • @coolbeanz1070
      @coolbeanz1070 4 года назад +142

      Is this a bill wurtz reference 😳

    • @coolbeanz1070
      @coolbeanz1070 3 года назад +46

      raincoattt 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @gamerboygaming
      @gamerboygaming 3 года назад +40

      😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @coolbeanz1070
      @coolbeanz1070 3 года назад +33

      Gamerboygaming 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @starbursting6297
      @starbursting6297 3 года назад +37

      😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

  • @Tp_OverHeat
    @Tp_OverHeat Год назад +4

    truth is it was really fucking cold out yesterday

  • @squaredhoney3676
    @squaredhoney3676 Год назад +3

    man....3 years ago now...I feel old watching this.
    am I the only one in comments who been watching for this long.......

  • @normalguycraig
    @normalguycraig 4 года назад +4703

    Jshlatt is one of the most menacing and intimidating online personalities in existence, just above Carson.
    Edit: oh fuck.

    • @justasmltwngir1732
      @justasmltwngir1732 4 года назад +94

      spaghetti egg roll what about slimecicle?

    • @eoshighpeddle1060
      @eoshighpeddle1060 4 года назад +153

      Did you forget that at one point Wilbur becomes psychotic scaring jshlatt and said something that sounds like a quote of a veteran that's ready to commit sepeku

    • @johncenaplayingstarcraft9580
      @johncenaplayingstarcraft9580 4 года назад +248

      Chaotic Good - Slimecicle
      Chaotic Neutral - callmecarson
      Chaotic Evil - Jschlatt

    • @jiwonlee2898
      @jiwonlee2898 4 года назад +7

      What about arg Wilbur?

    • @bigpigeon2384
      @bigpigeon2384 4 года назад +2

      EoS HighPeddle when ?

  • @cubeofcoffee
    @cubeofcoffee 3 года назад +4461

    Why is everyone either hitting on Schlatt or hating him.

    • @swifttheswiftness7151
      @swifttheswiftness7151 3 года назад +52

      Well people say he said anything racist or homophobic- idk-

    • @Aeslingo
      @Aeslingo 3 года назад +415

      @@swifttheswiftness7151 well some people say spongebob is racist

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 3 года назад +104

      @@Aeslingo Spongebob LMAO

    • @AlexGoore_fl
      @AlexGoore_fl 3 года назад +32

      What if you just like him?

    • @phoney86
      @phoney86 3 года назад +7

      @@Aeslingo when and why

  • @scrp6638
    @scrp6638 2 года назад +4

    OKAY BUT THIS HAS “CLIMATE CHANGE” UNDER IT LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @rainym5552
    @rainym5552 2 года назад +6

    Schlatt: come in
    Wilbur: Its not gay?
    *GAYSCHLATT*

  • @lavenderbakery4184
    @lavenderbakery4184 4 года назад +8874

    wilbur:
    schlatt: enemies to lovers, slowburn, 300k, 200 chapters,

    • @lee-ol4rb
      @lee-ol4rb 4 года назад +348

      agree but why is your name scary transgender in korean

    • @anvakathazit1102
      @anvakathazit1102 4 года назад +40

      @@lee-ol4rb lol

    • @LunAR-ic7uj
      @LunAR-ic7uj 4 года назад +57

      lee why not

    • @shellshockedbros4458
      @shellshockedbros4458 4 года назад +84

      Uhh...I can't help but notice your name literally translates to "Scary Trans" in Korean and it makes me question my existence.

    • @laurenwiggins9249
      @laurenwiggins9249 4 года назад +13

      i literally cackled

  • @Sh_rkk
    @Sh_rkk 11 месяцев назад +8

    These two are the most non-couple couple

  • @Coastercount
    @Coastercount 11 месяцев назад +4

    I love how at the beginning of underneath the description it asks for context