The Witcher (season 2) - Humor
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- Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024
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I'm very glad that we finally got the second season. Write your impressions, favorite moments in the comments.
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It’s completely hypocritical for Geralt to look down on Jaskier talking to mice, he always talks to his horse
Spot on. :)
Don't touch roach.
It's probably because horses are considered somewhat intelligent and are liked in the same way that dogs are. Mice on the other hand are commonly seen as vermin.
*talked :(
RIP roach
I can't even imagine this show without Jaskier. He's actually the best character here
I totally agree 😌
Yep
Loren Hisrich is better *clown* tnan Jaskier
No he isn't. But, Joey is a good Dandelion that's for sure.
everyone loves dandelion, even those who hate him
Geralt: 'Fog's thick as curdled milk.'
Lambert: 'Never took you for a poet.'
Geralt: 'Oh, but I am one. Wanna hear a limerick? Lambert Lambert, what a prick.'
Lambert: 'Not bad.'
Just saw this scene again. Classic!
Just finished the Witcher 3 a day ago for the first time, that scene was so funny
Played this quest a couple days back, best line i heard so far
The defining line of The Witcher 3.
That, and:
“Is it 1358 yet..?”
“No.”
“Then f*ck off”
Jaskier graced this series😇
Yeees😌
1:57 this was one of the most child like moments of Ciri in this season and I'm manifesting more of these next one
That second whispered sorry was perfect.
Captures the sheer childish awkwardness😂😂
"You tell me one then, you comedic fuck." God, I love Lambert.
What do you call a Witcher with no brain?
@@steviebro0538 lambert.
@@blazypika2 -_-
"okay now she is funny"
Lambert, Lambert, what a prick.
@@mgk216est2 Not bad.
Petition for Jaskier to finally get a horse
Pegasus! In a season or two sorry lol
Cahir: *casually sniffs yennefer's hair*
one of the best moments
2:10 perfect impression indeed! 🤣 Great vid!
Thank you 😊
My thoughts exactly.
I swear to god the scene when Ciri caught Yen and Geralt kissing was the best. Thats the most emotion he ever showed
Disappointed the scene where Yennefer was Jaskier's drunk wife wasn't included 😂
"Oh JaSkiEr I'm sO CoMpLiCaTeD aNd sAd !" Lmao
"You tell me one then, you comedic fuck" Lambert and coen duo is the best 😆
No man .
A spin-off series of Jaskier's adventures is what we all need now
I loved it when Cahir sniffed Yennefer's hair after Jaskier told them that they smelled horrible XD
For the most part, this is a Jaskier compilation.
And that's great. :D
Aaaaah I just love Jaskier. He just brings something else
Wow jaskier is pretty jacked.
Jackedskier
Well he did spend all that time sliding down the mountain
Chadskier
Ah, yes Dandelion at his bests!
"I'm gonna do, what i do best!"
"And what's that?!"
"Oh i never really know. Yeah, that's why i'm so good at it." 🤣
He can use his sophisticated silver tongue in the most excelent manner to get out of tough situations or in matter of fact to get in... to certain "places", if you know what i mean 😏😉
I'm surprised how many people in the comments didn't like this season. I thought It was really enjoyable. I actually followed the plot, the character interactions were great, it was funny and dramatic and entertaining. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
Really liked this video too!
I fully support you. Glad that someone shares my opinion)
Eskel died
there was a lot I like
but I feel like something is holding it back from being a truley great show
*insert Jeremy clarkson meme*
I've played only the witcher 3 so I didn't know the story before that, but some things were changed and I kinda disliked that.
They did Eskel really really dirty, Vesemir changed as well. On a good note, Triss looks way better this season and the armours as well.
Overall I liked it
Am I gonna say it? Yeah, I'm gonna say it! This video is the best I've seen!✨
😂 yees, I also really like this moment)
Thank you 😊
@@TsukuruEdit Thank YOU for this video❤️
Came for the "Jaskier I'm so sad and complicated" i am satisfied
Wicher humor= Jaskier Compilation XD love it
Witcher*
Cahir used SNIFF
It's Super Effective.
I love how half of this is jaskier
Goodness, I see Mr Batey has been hitting the gym with Mr Cavill. Hilarious impression of Geralt - "You shut up." 😆
I love how 80% of this video is just Jaskier 😂❤️
Ciri when she walked in on Geralt and Yennefer 🤣🤣🤣 it was like when your parents about to do the deed and you caught them 🤣
The sniff of Cahir to Yen - why was that so sensual??! 😂🤣😂
You are missing when Geralt is talking to Istrid and says “You know I worry about you mages more and more. Perhaps humans shouldn’t live so long.” Lol
Loving season 2, glad to see jaskier and Geralt back again together!
I appreciate that this wasn’t too spoilery. Haven't got round to watch season 2 yet
I'm surprised that Jaskier saying "Good Sir, you would not know talent if I shoved it up your... Geralt" wasn't in this.
Fantastic vid tho
We all need a Jaskier in our lives
Love this! Jaskier is the perfect foil for supergrouch! And check that torso!!!!!! 😮. This from a huge Cavill fan! 😊
Nice touch starting this video the same way as the last one. If no one else caught it, I want you to know someone did!
if i like this song why can't i reuse it?
@@TsukuruEdit lol Not the song.. Talking about Yarpen
@@marozid1 Sorry, I misunderstood the words without a translator...(( I'm glad you noticed this
@@TsukuruEdit haha no worries. All good
@@marozid1 excellent 😌 thank you
Lambert, the king
0:41 my Indian ass when my distant relatives ask me if I recognise them... 😅
This season was a fever dream but Alas
I hope that the future will be as good as this season
Огромное спасибо автору за такую прекрасную работу 😍
Бесподобно 🔥
Спасибо большое 🥰
the way he says:
And Died, i fell over!
Henry Cavill as Geralt got me to start watching it, Jaskier kept me watching .
how can u not include the i worry about u mages more and more!!!!! It's the funniest parttt
Can you tell me what moment it was? I don't remember this part(
@@TsukuruEdit S2.Ep5 at 24:50 - when Geralt explored the shattered Monolith with Istredd
thank you 😌 I will review this moment
my favourite sitcom
S2 DEFINITELY UPGRADED
Dam Lambert look shit in Netflix sigh, the comedic is on point.
...."well thats unsettling". hahah
Jaskier: Oh, GeRAlT, I'm So SaD-
Geralt *Sick and fucking tired of Jaskiers bs*
I would rather watch the adventures of those dwarves with the bard than watch those boring ass mages
Most of this is just Jaskier and Yarpen…
That… yeah, that checks out.
1:56
Walking in on mom and dad 😆😆
Jaskier in the tv series dandelion in the game I'll try to remember Jaskier
Oh Dandelion...
Quality content
I've not read the books yet (i'm planning to as of now) but everyone is commenting on how season 2 butchered the characters of the book completely, and how is this so? I know the timeline is all messy in the show and s2 was probably the least true to the books, which gives the right for people to be mad. But was it really that bad? As someone who hasn't played the witcher nor read all the books, I found the series enjoyable on its own as a netflix series and found myself to be invested in the witcher world and myth. Maybe I'll understand later when I read the books but in all honesty, I just don't think season 2 was bad at all. You guys can talk to Lauren on twitter if you ever want to give her feedback on how she directed s2 (she responds!)
Finally someone understands
It's just that the show got so westernized, simplified and generic that there is no meat in it, no soul in music or scenery (all night scenes are bright and blue), no wit in dialogues. They added tons of unnecessary fights so the western viewer won't get bored.
Show adds too many new threads instead of focusing on the main ones, that + too many teleportations and locations being too close to each other (2 week horse ride between Cintra and Kaer Morhen takes a few seconds in the show) really butchers the show timeline and makes it hard to follow.
But I think the worst part of this show is it's writing and butchering the relationships between characters. Yennefer would never put Ciri's life at harm yet in the show she wants to sacrifice Ciri to the weird demon-baba-yaga to regain powers (which she didn't lose in the books). Geralt also would never put Ciri in danger yet in the show he uses her as a bait for a weird mutated Bazylisk. Vesemir would never harm Ciri, also he didn't want to create new witchers (knowing that so many of them die during trials and training) he was a grandpa figure to her in the books, yet in the show he wants put her through Trial of Grass which has 60% fatality rate (knowing she has the elder blood) and then Triss which is a sister figure to Ciri in the books allows it! Then Geralt comes along straight outta Cintra (took him a few seconds) and stops Vesemir. XD
When I watched it seemed to me that the characters don't feel anything too each other, that there is no chemistry between them.
Eskel becoming a Leshy ?? XD
Prostitutes in Kaer Morhen. Wasn't a remote, hidden, stronghold which location was kept in secret so that there was people wouldn't attack them again? Old fashioned Vesemir having no problem with Kaer Morhen becoming a brothel? I guess not.
Geralt running after Ciri outside of Kaer Morhen to the nearest forest, yet in one of the scenes showing the Kaer Morhen from upper perspective there where no grasses, bushes or a tree near it, just rocks. I guess the 12 year old girl got some stamina!
Too much screen time for Fringilla, the seconds season (based on The Blood of Elves) should focus on Geralt, Ciri and Yennefer, yet Fringilla has just as much or even more screen time.
In the Blood of Elves Yennefer and Triss taught Ciri magic, build a relationship with her, yet here they just hurt and betray her. How is betrayal a base for a loving relationship?
The politic intrigue was flattened in the show and didn't receive as much screen time as it should.
Shock the viewer no matter what. Whether it's Dikstra killing assasins right in front of the king just for the sake of the show or Lydia having her face melted with the Grasses Mutagen potion, fights, swears. All of it just to shock so the viewer won't be bored.
Rience teleporting to Kaer Morhen out of nowhere - how did he know where it is?
Butchering the good old 'Show, don't tell' filming rule. Every scene, every little mistery is explained with words to the last bit. Words here, words there, and the plot moves on. Cherish the silence Lauren!
In the books there were only 4 witchers in Kaer Morhen: Vesemir, Eskel, Lambert and Coen. In the show they added 15 more of them (lol?) not giving them a single sentece to speak. You may wonder why were they there? Then in last episode you realize that they were there so that that the Bazylisks summoned by Ciri possessed by a baba-yaga-demon can tear them apart! Spilling blood everywhere, bodyparts flying, very cool! Weren't they trained in combat for dozens of years? I guess not. Oh and possessed Ciri slicing the throats of sleeping witchers (?). Again shock for that sake of shocking.
Then in order to get rid of the baba-yaga-demon the witchers stand in a circle around Ciri speaking 'Come back home Ciri', 'Come to us Ciri'. Is it the brand new method of getting the demons out of humans? Just politely asking it to leave XD. In the Vesemir anime there was even a scene where Vesemir performed an exorcisim on woman possessed by demon. So not only are the inconsistent with the books, they are even inconsistent with their own lore. XD
And the casting is bad. Don't get me wrong I think that Henry and Joey are doing a great job and are really carring this shitshow but other actors really don't fit the characters they play.
Oh and revealing that Emhyr is the Hedgehod of Ervenvald - Ciri's father which was a big mistery ithroughout the books which you discover much later on, lost potential.
And tons of other stuff. I don't have a problem with them changing the source material, changing the appearance of characters, changing the dialagoues. I have a problem when they completely change characters morals and values, the character of relationships. It's unforgivable for any book adaptation.
This is why this show is beyond repair and noone ever will make The Witcher series right becouse there won't be enough demand for it.
@@likeyou3317 as much as i understand your anger, you have to realise that there are films and adaptations that are way fucking worse than the Witcher and whose intentions are literally about segregation and deep rooted racism.
Like the movie, 300 - poorly portrayed the Persians as a race and incorrectly portrayed their ethnicity as well as their political power at the time. They were a people who conquered but gave people the rights to keep their culture, religion as long as they negotiated with the empire's morals. It worked so well which was how it summed up to 30-35% of the world's population at the time to be under their vast empire. The Spartans are portrayed as morally correct and more powerful in the movie which is nothing as close to what reality and history illustrated. The intents and poorly research behind this movie makes it impeccably horrible to go through. However, those who are uneducated, and are the average viewer, would feed onto it like a lollipop and enjoy the message, interpret false history and some would subconsciously indulge on the racially rooted message.
The Witcher as an adaptation was by all means not made by the sorts of intentions like 300 and other shitty adapted films or poorly portrayals of cultures such as emily in paris. The director just portrayed their interpretation of the story through their lens and what they think works. Surely, the writing is shit at times, but that's just constructive criticism that they need to pick up. I'm surprised that no one else on her team decided to speak the points that you have spoken, or have, and just decided to go on with it.
We can't change what was made, so as much as you want to be angry about it, as i was about some shitty adaptations, I'd tell you to cool it off. What's happened has happened. You can't change that. Hoping Lauren does pick up on the constructive criticism that people have given her on twitter though :) i saw her respond to some people.
As someone who played the Games and read the books, I have to admit I still love the show although it is different to the books. But I also do think that it would be kind of boring to watch an 1:1 adadption of the books because in some parts there is not happening much that you could show on screen. I like especially the Nilfgaard insides. In the first two books there is no mention of Fringilla and almost nothing about Cahir (if I am remembering right) but I think that it makes the show much more interesting to have them in and learn slowly more about them und their backgrounds. For me, it is a bit like "Shadow an Bones". In the first season are the Crows who are not really there in the first book but it is a big and enjoyable storyline.
So in conclusion, I wouldn't say that the show is bad. There are differences to the books but most of them give the story more Input in my eyes.
Bro I love the song you used I remember it from teen wolf
1:11 I was gonna say "Leo"
Oh, well done!
Henry Cavill is extremely talented. He always wow me. The video are great..... HENRY CAVILL 💞💗💘
Lambert: "You tell me one then, you comedic fuck"
Coen: "What's a witcher worst nightmare?"
Lambert: "whOaT?"
Coen: "Pitchfork"
Geralt: "Hmm... really funny..."
Geralt: "I thought it's the twin scythe"
Lambert: * laughs *
Coen: * Lies dead *
Geralt: "I know the feeling"
🤣😂
Such a good video👍
Coën my beloved
It's a cool show
For alisha
Hey
Wow 😲
😄🥰🥰
I really cant get the The witcher ambient about clothes, some design are really cool and another looks like a LOTR cosplay, should stick to the games design clothes and part in their own style by having that as a reference
😹😹😹
2:25 mmm, fanservice.
"Humor"
Fucking Dandelion
> Eskel dies.
A few in screen moments later….
> joking about witchers stinking of shit.
‘Humour’
This show really could have been something great if they only adapted the book instead of a lame fanfic with terrible writing fanfic . sooo much unnecesary swearing. Our favourite characters either ruined like yen or ruined and killed Eskel.
The show isn't that bad. It could be worse. I thought it was pretty good. Wait until season three comes out, whenever it does, before you make any judgements.
By the standards of most people who live in the UK, the show actually has an average amount of swearing.
@@TheActualRealDrPepper Yep 😂🤣
How could you not include "you wouldn't know talent if I shoved it up your Geralt"
No offense, but their non chalant jokes reminded me of Guy Ritchie humour from snatch
I thought this was unironic , turns out it isnt
Its not that I hate coen its just that I wish my esky boi didn't have to be treated like that
dear friend
had to read books again to erase memories of the second season. The humour in books is 100 times better and actually funny
Some people do have different senses of taste and humor.
what is the song
Teddybears - Cobrastyle (instrumental)
@@TsukuruEdit thankyou great video
glad to hear that) thanks 😊
Straszne suchary...
I feel like this show is just a comedy series now, it's honestly ridiculous.
Fringilla shoving a blade into a Nilfgaardian’s eye is comedic for you then ey ?
@@leem.5917 Of course it was. He was a Nilfie.
Humor as good as the season ... bad
The only part that actually made me laugh in this video was ciri saying lambert is what you call a witcher with no brains and thats not even because it was actually that funny but because it reminded me of Lambert lambert What a prick. In fact i think that the story lambert tells about the field hand is far more funny than any of the jokes in this video.
yeah i though the title was just irony coz the writing sucks in netflix witcher
Where's the rest of this season? The entire thing was one long joke.
is it supposed to be funny or to show how shitty humor in this season is?
2 season is still fucking shit to be fair
The writing on this show is atrocious. Cavill was so keen when he got the role but he must be wondering what the hell he has signed up for now. The swearing in GoT was mostly inventive and therefore funny... on The Witcher it's just used as pointless punctuation because that's really edgy, right?
the swearing is used in the same way as GoT so what?
Humor? You meant saying the f word all the time? The dialogues were seriously better in the first season.
Oh and don't forget the Marvel type humor where they look at each other and make funny faces xD so funny right?
The Marvel humour isn’t that good we can both agree on that. I mean, a big portion of the audience for Marvel movies are kids and they’re easily entertained so the bare minimum of humour will make them laugh. However, your comment is a bad stawman argument since OP never mentioned anything about Marvel and especially never said Marvel had good humour.
1, they don't even say fuck all the time.
2, I can tell from your previous posts you are a bundle of joy and humour goes with you like bread and butter...... Not. Grow up.
The cgi, costumes, hair/makeup weren’t tho. Last season was all pron, this season was wholesome 🤷🏼♀️
I don’t mind the dialogue, seriously don’t understand what they’re saying sometimes
@@snappiepappie9899 I know, this is what it has become. A typical class B Netflix show that serves as a noisy background to cooking or cleaning.
Too bad the writing sucks
This whole season is a joke.
season 2 is shitshow and this just proves it
Bad season
I thought it was way more enjoyable than season 1. In the first season they always try to lure you in with all their s_x scenes and over dramatic junk. This season it was all about whom stayed to watch, with epic monsters and heartfelt moments