Batman Contigency Plans: Xenomorphs
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- Опубликовано: 30 май 2024
- Batman outlines his comprehensive contingency against Xenomorphs, narrated with an AI voice. Discover how Batman prepares to neutralize these deadly alien threats
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Batman proving himself smarter than pretty much everyone in the Aliens universe just by not being dumb enough to try capturing a Xenomorph for study
You make a good point. No a great point.
He can watch in his tower and study everything from another worlds
'But think of the profitssssss...!'
'I don't care. I'm already rich.'
He’ll get all the study he needs by torching and freeze it them into oblivion.
UM NO BUT LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WE NEED TO CAPTURE THEM FOR… SCIENCE OR SOMETHING LOOK ITS IMPORTANT EITHER HELP US CAPTURE THEM OR WE’LL DOCK YOUR PAY!!!
I remember there was an actual crossover. Batman was literally screaming at Superman to kill every single xeno and not leave a single one alive.
It's the only way to be sure.
And they ended up having Green Lantern take the xenos to Mogo the living planet Green Lantern to live out their lives.
Thats suprising i figured his moral code was so strict that it extended to wild animals that kill on instinct. Glad he's not that delusional.
I also remember one where he fought a predator and won then when ever they came back to earth they specifically target him because they deemed him the ultimate human then another one where a group of predator fought the justice league won and somehow figured out how to copy their powers.
So many comic that somehow nobody has turned into a movie.
Nope. Even Bats has moments where he’ll make an exception, mostly because the situation is THAT bad. He was perfectly willing to kill Darkseid from rewriting reality for example, and while he didn’t like the act of Supes killing Zod, he completely understood it was necessary. And plenty of his contingencies regarding a rogue Supes involve lethal force.
Batman v human: i can not kill..
Batman v xenomorph: kill em all!!
To be fair, there's literally no other option. Though I would like to see how the xenomorph stack up against the parademons
Can't negotiate on a moral justice scale with a xenomorph. That leaves no alternative.
@@owenmaleski2203 There was a crossover, Darkseid had them waiting with mouths open over a bunch of facehugger eggs to see if he could control what burst out of their chest. Forget how that ended should look to see if I can find it online.
Makes sense, from what the movies and the games show xenomorphs are a legit human extinction threat. If batman says they need to die, they need to die.
@@Zarvain Have you found it yet? i wish to know
Batman: they have notable vulnerabilities to both extreme heat and cold.
Mr. Freeze: hold my frozen beer.
I'd argue that Firefly would be better
@@crystalhydra4779lets recruit Captain Cold and Heatwave as well
Firestorm could easily nuke all the Xenomorphs.
Not to mention the fact that if a Facehugger latched onto a metahuman that Xeno would likely be even more dangerous than the normal ones.
Can thank mkx for that nightmare fuel
Contingency Code: Game Over
Subject: Jigsaw and his accomplices
Contingency code: Silent Assassin
Subject: Agent 47
This is a good one! I hope this gets recognized 😁
There needs to be a Contingency plan for the Thing (Kurt Russell 1982 movie). I would love to see how Batman tackles that one.
Sounds like this would be a great video
Fuck yeah that one slipped by
The Thing is scary af
Whatever the contingency plan is don't include the Bat family or God forbid the Justice League
Lots and lots of fire
Contingency Plan Code: Deadly Mimic.
Subject: The Thing.
Batman will have to be very cautious of this foe.
Not only it kills its just, but take its shape. However...unlike Clayface, who can morph into anyone, the Thing can copy its pray to the fullest...meaning that it can copy it's DNA, memories, allergics, all. Thats means that unlike any Shapeshifting foe Batman dealt with, they cant get caught if interrogated by Batman, cause they'll know everything.
And its not so easy to detect it, cause its very sneaky and clever, able to adapt to any situation. And not to easy to destroy it...bullets or blast won't work on it, for it can separate many parts of itself, fire any bullets and it'll still stand. The only weakness its fire, but to burn it completely, cause if not, it can still live. Freezing it wont work, cause it spend 50000 years on ice.
Batman will have to put his detective skills to the test, cause he'll have to be very sharp to try to know who's normal or who's a Thing.
Can you imagine Batman reaction to see The Joker turn into a Thing??? Or worse, one of the Batman Family members??
From what I understand, the thing can't recreate metal, so...
Batman: I hate guns. I must not kill.
Xenomorphs : hi
Batman: deploy scorched earth protocol ASAP! Spare none!
For even further clarification, Batman's "No k!LL rule" doesn't extend to aliens or robots....
It does apply to aliens he won't kill Superman. It's just that the xenomorph are Extremely Hostile, and you can't reason with them
@@professorchaos5058 well yes Superman is technically an alien but you know what I meant
Anything that doesn't resemble a human shouldn't check out for not killable. Superman looks like a human, has Human compassion and emotions thus rendering him excluded.
Anything that isn’t sentient is okay for Superman and Batman to kill. As in, non-sentient robots, and feral monsters/aliens/demons.
Left unaddressed, in there was EVER a Xenomorph infestation on Earth, the planet could bee lost in under a year.
It was, in the Aliens comics. Earth was totally overrun and lost in 6 months.
@@NorthernNorthdude91749
Yep. Under a year.
alien queens there started at a dogs level of intellect. by the point where they over ran human life the queens IQ exceeded human genius levels. as queens age they get smart and the hive grows. in alien resurrection the novel version not movie that queen could actually understand different languages as it took that from ripley. the queen of queens in the novel book female wars was so powerfully telepathic that she was sending thoughts to her children on earth literally light years away. was powerful enough that humans were picking it up
@@kolat10That’s terrifying 😅
Realistically, there is no way it would happen in under a year. Xenomorph's still take time to move around, grow, reproduce, etc... That one comic that high-balled it to 6 months was a really unrealistic projection, as there are literally billions of Humans, which means there needs to be billions of facehuggers, and as mentioned earlier, they still need to take their time actually doing things. They're not just teleporting around.
Contingency plan code: *[FILE CORRUPT]*
Subject: Slenderman
YES!!
Oh boy, that would be a great episode!
Must do a creepypasta
If anyone could bring down slenderman itd either be batman or Constantine
One of the last things Bruce said in the Batman Allen cross-over was that the Aliens were not evil. The evil he met during that encounter was the same he had always been fighting.
Contingency Plan Code: Metal Face
Subject: Dr. Doom
Contingency Plan: Spoon!
Subject: The Tick
Contingency Plan Code: *Predator*
Subject: *Yautjas*
Your series is a lot of fun and gives me a little bit of joy every time a new one is released. Keep it up! Looking forward to more!!!
Contingency Plan Code: Queen Of Escalation
Subject: Taylor Hebert from WORM
Contingency Plan Code: Two Worlds One Family
Subject: Tarzan
A very original choice
Truly a human that rivals, if not exceeds Batman’s abilities.
@____________838 Yeah, Batman can do things with his gadgets and arsenal, but Tarzan can do things with his bare hands.
Wow Batman exempt them from his no kill rule. He knows they are dangerous
Contingency code: Hunter
Subject: Predator
Theres a comic series about that
They’re called Yautja
He has gone up against them before. Nearly got himself killed the first time they fought.
Batman would be pretty much the ultimate trophy hunt that humanity could offer the Yautja.
*Contingency code: Predator
Subject: Yautja
Not even watched it yet but I'm guessing that batman has got a plan. The real world needs a batman.
Better watch out for the Berserkers, Kings, and friggin Lurkers
Contingency Code: ChaosBringer
Subject: Unicron (1986 Animated Movie Version)
Still an awesome choice
Yeah but we know what or who he will use (Supes, GL Core,maybe even Sinestro corp)
Have Autobot leader open the matrix of leadership. It's Unicron's only weakness
Contingency plan, Trophy hunter
Subject: Predator
Freeze'em, then burn'em...
Bughunt- OVER.
Contingency Plan Code: Famous Writer
Subject: *Alan Wake*
I can just imagine Batman holding the butterfly trigger on that MK-19.
Funny thing is xenomorphs physiology is Determined by the host they gestate in.
Imagine the xenomorph bursting out of Martian manhunter.
Contingency Plan Code: Beyond Journey's End
Subject: Frieren
This is a good one, considering Batman fought both xenomorphs and Yatja. Remember that Batman's no-kill rule only applies to humans.
Batman Contingency Plans Mad Jack The Pirate
Contingency Plan - Antarctica. Subject - Assimilants (The Thing)
Or you could hire a Predator because the enemy of my enemy are my friend.
Good point
If a line of communication can be established, and a agreement can be made, it's a possibility.
Except he doesn’t have the best experience with the predator aliens.
Are just call the justice league
Contingency code: hard to destroy reptile
Subject: SCP 682
If Batman attends to destroy the Xenamorpms with Mr. freeze is good you should also have fire flies, flame blaster just in case as well. Study in Xenamorphs would be dangerous. Should stay them either in a private star tower. However, dark side can mate use the Xenamorphs as his new and improved para demons. To take over new Genesis. Also, Batman‘s next contingency plan should be about the death angels from a quiet place and contingency plan code: hush.
Contingency Plan Code: Rocket Man
Subject: The Soldier (Team Fortress 2)
Contingency plan code: Night Demon
Subject: The Creeper from Jeepers Creepers
Contingency Plan Code: Gabagool
Subject: Tony Soprano
Contingency Plan Code: Lavender Eyes
Subject: Drizzt Do Urden
I had a feeling this video was coming eventually. And Batman's warning about Xenomorph eggs n specimens at the end of this video is one I whole-heartedly agree with.
Contingency Plan Code: Moon Princess or Bun-Head
Subject: Usagi Tsukino aka Sailor Moon
I hope this video does get made. Because the old Sailor Moon series was my introduction into anime itself.
Ok, that's a tall order. Endgame Usagi can remake universes (plural) and withstand attacks on that magnitude. You'll also piss off the fan simps.
@@imofage3947 I mean, if a video can be made on The Presence, why not Sailor Moon?
@@TheMAO17 Tall order = Difficult job. I didn't say or even imply it was impossible.
The fan simps throw around BS like "reacted to an attack from the past", "immeasurable speed", and try to gaslight you about her combat speeds by using the lack of time-context between manga panels.
Contingency Plan Code: Betrayer
Subject: Khârn the Betrayer
Khârn
Contingency Plan Code. The Immortal Bounty Hunter.
Subject: The Ghoul.
Contingency Plan Code Student Council
Subject Medaka Kurokami
Contingency code: One winged angel
Subject: Sephiroth
Contingency plan code: I sacrifice
Subject: Griffith/Femto
"Capturing the xenomorphs is an unacceptable risk. Not because of what they are, but because of what WE are."
Contingency Plan Code: Salamander
Subject: Natsu Dragneel
Fairy Tail is an awesome series. And Natsu would be awesome for a video.
Protect yourself against their acid blood and you can go hand to hand with them as brutally as Predators do.
I would love to see a future video where Batman devises a contingency plan for the Juggernaut from X-Men. Great Video!!!
Bats went from crime fighter to exterminator when it comes to xenomorphs
Batman wiped out an entire nest, with only his utility belt and primitive weapons.
Predator
"If the situation looks to be untenable, I have one final avenue of support...Ellen Ripley..."
Once again another fantastic Batman contingency plan for an iconic character.
I've been wondering for years why no one has ever considered using a xenomorph's acidic blood against them, either with alkaline solutions to cause violent chemical reactions, resulting in the killing of the beasts and neutralizing any acid spilled. Alternatively, something involving a spear with copper and zinc contacts, while the metals won't survive the acidic effects long, the reaction could charge a capacitor for an electrical device.
I wish more lines were given to just how adaptive the Xenomorphs are; both Aliens 3 and the Kenner line of Aliens showed Xenomorphs will take on the traits of the host it burst from; emerging from a gorilla will make the Xeno walk like one and given it the forearm strength to crush bones, emerging from a bull will make it run on all fours and give it a hardened head for ramming, etc.
Contingency Plan Code: Let's Go Practice Medicine
Subject: The Medic (Team Fortress 2)
This was a comic or 2 - Batman owned it.
Funny how Batman's A plan isn't basically "Call Superman" since he has all of the tactical advantages Batman was planning for as super powers.
Resistence to extreme acid. Check. Ability to make extreme heat and cold attacks from a distance. Check. Not to mention,super speed, to
evacuate potential human hosts from an area and stay ahead of an outbreak.
Batman's plan would be to organize and coordinate a Justice League level response to an alien outbreak. Direct engagement would be an emergency option.
Use Superman, Supergirl, the Green Lanterns,Shazam family, and the Flash.
Fun fact: Dark Horse Comics did a crossover between Batman and Xenomorphs. Including another between Batman and the Predator.
Due to Disney buying 20th Century Fox, both crossovers are no longer in print, so if you wish to collect these, then you better buy them fast before they become increasingly limited and more expensive
Contingency plan code: " I killed the world for a thrill"
Subject:" MD Geist"
Contingency Plan: Home
Subject: Wally Darling
Good to know Batman's "no killing" rule doesn't apply to insectoid alien lifeforms like the Xenomorphs. It only took one of those to wipe out most of the Nostromo crew in the first Alien movie. Only casualty NOT attributed to the namesake alien was Science Officer Ash, who was decapitated and subsequently torched after being forced to give up valuable info. Ellen Ripley was the sole survivor of the Nostromo incident but got scapegoated by Weyland-Yutani to discredit any testimony she'd care to give since it'd conflict with company interests.
3:56 so all I have to do is throw some ice bombs and power my gauntlets with fire and they are dead got it.
Some ideas for further contingency plans:
Make Us Whole: The Brethren Moons.
Not Just Any Toon: Judge Doom.
The Power of the Sun: Doc Ock.
Poor Unfortunate Soul: Ursula.
Black Sun: Feyd-Rautha Harkonen (Dune Part 2).
Grieved: General Grievous.
Fractured: Kevin Wendell Crumb/The Horde/Beast.
Warrior: General RAAM.
Preacher: Skorge.
Matriarch: Queen Myrrah.
Insatiable: Subsiders (Daybreakers).
I'm really loving this channel, mate.
I've already binged some vids and would love to seee qhat you do with these ones.
👍👍
Batman missed the part where a Xenomorph larval uses the DNA of a host to grow into a chestbuster meaning Martian Manhunter, Superman and Supergirl, Killer Croc, Mister Freeze (potentially) Poison Ivy, the Thanagarian version of Hawk Girl (last thing we need are Winged Xenomorphs) and various Power Ring users. Need to be kept as far from any eggs or potential nest sights as possible.
Exhilarating video. Thank you for the video.
Interesting question: Since Xenomorphs have concentrated acid for blood, what would happen if you shot them with armor-piercing hypodermic rounds filled with lye or baking soda? The base in the lye or baking soda would neutralize the acid, and possibly cause fatal reactions in their biochemistry. Of course, the Xenomorph could explode, so maybe that's not such a good idea...
Remember, the Sinestro Corp. has a xenomorph in its ranks. How the hell that happened, we don't know... but he pulled it off.
Contingency plan code: great horn
Subject: Greymon (plus ascending forms)
A digimon. A very curious n interesting choice.
Contingency plan code: quiet place
Subject: Death Angels
Batman's kill count in this channel:
-Jason Vorhees
-Dio Brando
-Xenomorph race
Very true. Very smart.
Have you done a contingency for predators? That’ll be interesting
Contingency code: Garden warfare
Subject Crazy Dave
Damn. If only he could save himself from zombies. lol.
Contingency Plan Code: Assassin's Creed
Subject: Ezio Auditore Da Firenze
You forget one thing, their adaptation capabilities impregnation thus if one manages to impregnate a Kryptonian for example
Call in Superman.
Contingency Plan Code: Clyde Frog
Subject: Eric Cartman
you know a threat is severe if Batman's contingency plan immediately jumps to killing the threat outright. Especially if there is no mention of other methods at all.
The fully automatic grenade launcher is pronounced “mark” nineteen. MK-19 is mark nineteen. I love that weapon, what a stunningly destructive MG.
I always figured that with Xenomorphs you could use their acid blood against them. If you use say specialized syringe rounds containing baking soda the resulting strong acid-base reaction would violently explode within their bodies
He should do one for Aubrey II from Little Shop of Horrors.
Contingency Plan: " I infest Even thought."
Subject: " The Bydo Empire"
Batman should come up with a plan to get rid of Michael Myers using the Xenomorph.
I was going to say something witty about that resulting in the emergence of xenomorphs that are able to vanish as soon as you take your eyes off them, and are preternaturally skilled at coming up from behind to gut you…but then realized that describes xenomporphs in general. So I guess the only thing they’d get out of Michael’s genetics is a creepy piano leitmotif…and maybe the ability to catch up to anyone fleeing from them while still never leaving a slow walk.
Contingency code: Devil Prince
Subject: Vergil (from Devil May Cry)
Now that i think about Arkham batman is more than enough to solo a xenomorph 😂
Contingency Code: American ninja
Subject: Snake Eyes
I suggest using Chlorine trifluoride
Contingency plan code: All Fiction
Subject: Misogi Kumagawa
Good on Batman for not taking chances with those Xenomorphs. He can study them all he wants from after they’re dead.
Contingency Plan Code: Family Guy
Subject: Peter Griffin
Contingency code: Lasagna. Subject: Garfield.
Contingency Plan Code: The Major
Subject: Major Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in The Shell
One can imagine Batman, the Joker, anywho walking into an H.R. Giger museum in Gotham and what are their opinions about the late Swiss artist who designed the iconic monstrous Alien.
There was a comic where Batman fought Xenomorphs. Some "smart" people even had the idea to mix the dna of criminals like Joker with the xenomorphs. The one xenomorph that was made with Croc was a bit too much for them to control in the end.
I don't remember the name of the comic.
Contingency Plan Code: New Way Devil
Subject: Scarface Predator