Woke up, pants and sheets wet, alarm blaring because got motivated to set an alarm and parents screaming to get a job cause he has been living in their basement ever since he dropped out
"Here is my credit card information, including the card number, the expiry date and the security code:" You dont say, it literally reads that the baby came out with jet black hair and a permanent scowl, its obviously fake because its supossed to be a funny exaggerated story, TIMMY, YOU ARE NOT BEING SMART BY SAYING SOMETHING OBVIOUS
goths are not goths. there are so many sub groups... most these days are a weird mixture of goth and punk. my wife complains about these all day long while she listens to classic black metal.
I think this the sweet spot of obviously fake, but rather than hide that fact, it takes full advantage of the premise. Blaming autocorrect was the giveaway
I had a very similar incident like this happen except she was a metal head, never got her pregnant, and she ended up moving away after about 1 month of us together.
2:12 Tbh if I was the doctor there I'd definitely put on MCR cuz it's great music, and maybe I'd put on Danger Days instead of Black Parade just to piss her off
I don’t get why people do this, why date a girl that says “I will ruin your life”, that’s just begging for trouble. I would just want a sweet nice and kind girl, that’s a lot better than a “goth girl” I really want to know, WHY????
@@donttreadonme123 no, no not the one that ruin your life, that just a guy dating a narcissist goldigger. But the one that'll put you to an exciting journey with such girl I believe behind those mysterious personality, still they be hiding more than just being a goth
As someone that has a goth gf, being a Korn loving nu metal neckbeard with too many tattoos, relatable. Except the kid part. Fuckin having kids in this generation dude. They don't even know what hot topic and Perfect Circle are.
that's a nice fantasy but in reality they would stop hanging out together after the first day while still coming back pregnant, now you're a parent with someone you don't even know.
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highest quality fanfic on 4chan:
Fake but funny
Yeah like all 4chan stories
REAL i am the goth baby
I should've known
Well, no shit?
@@deadmeat146the gay ones are all real
And then he woke up
And then he went back to sleep
♫ Now I'm a believer ♫
And his sheets were wet
i was about to comment that
Woke up, pants and sheets wet, alarm blaring because got motivated to set an alarm and parents screaming to get a job cause he has been living in their basement ever since he dropped out
At least he didn't try to convince us he was telling the truth.
This was hilarious. OP should be a script writer
Yeah, he’s got some skills.
"Spaghetti trembling in pocket" took me tf out 😂
“I will ruin your life” is hot when you don’t have a life to ruin
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It feels like "How can you ruin something of mine when I have already ruined it myself"
At least try to make it believable
My bad chief, I'll make sure to go through your know it all ass since you seem to know everything
@@thatonefpsgamer1339 how does auto correct make "hi" turn into "step on me"?
How stupid do you have to be to not realize this is supposed to be an obvious satire..?
@@bichoestranhocomcaudas6543 yeah, that's when I paused the video
Nah my brother now they are just spitting their shitty dreams btw r u studying for YKS ?
You can tell is fake because he said lasagna is better than pizza. Dude lives in a fantasy world.
I figured the baby coming out looking like Marilyn Manson would've been the giveaway.
@@NONE.Dragon nah, bro is probably gorfield
welcome back to fact or cap
*drumroll* CAP
Cap for $500
FACT FOR 3 MILLION
Fact, but here anon is the one who got pregnant
Cap
This....would made some wholesome, but weird, doujin....
Mostly weird and pathetic
@@SlayerOfTheDamned Pathetic how? Bro knew exactly what he was getting into and was 100% into it.
Fake: annon is gay
Gay: annon is gay
Gay 2 : everyone here is gay
Did the goth gf leave that lamp at his home, too? He's definitely never seen that before.
Looked weird, especially the light
“Odd lights don’t normally shine like that
“I don’t do relationships”
*Leaves her belongings at his place as a sign of marking her territory*
Also. Probably fake.
You didn't catch that when "hi" autocorrected to "please step on me" 😂
You know what would be a good forniture for that goth house? A weird shape lamp
"Here is my credit card information, including the card number, the expiry date and the security code:"
You dont say, it literally reads that the baby came out with jet black hair and a permanent scowl, its obviously fake because its supossed to be a funny exaggerated story, TIMMY, YOU ARE NOT BEING SMART BY SAYING SOMETHING OBVIOUS
Yeah, like, this is fake 🤓
Yeah, like, this is fake 🤓
Yeah, like, this is fake 🤓
Fake: Obvious
Gay: Tossed out self respect to be a bottom
most real 4chan greentext:
The danger of liking Goth Girls is that your sister can decide one day to become one and ruin the whole thing for you 😔.
Pray for bro, he's struggling for real
goths are not goths. there are so many sub groups... most these days are a weird mixture of goth and punk.
my wife complains about these all day long while she listens to classic black metal.
Fake: the whole thing
Gay: even in his fantasy anon isnt sure that his gf is faithful to him
i dont think this guy knows what touching grass means
And then Anon noticed a funny goth lamp next to his bed....
Better than every Hallmark Christmas movie
Dear unholy Prince of Darkness, I've seen how you've blessed others sinners. Please bless me like that, my Dark Lord.
The most accurate part of the story was waking up to a passive aggressive cat staring you down.
Playing MCR during labor. Shiz hardcore lmao
Me when I'm at a lying contest and my opponent is a 4chan user:
I think this the sweet spot of obviously fake, but rather than hide that fact, it takes full advantage of the premise.
Blaming autocorrect was the giveaway
THE LAMP
I'm gonna need the thumbnail art
I listen to these to feel better about my own life.
Автор даже не пытался в правдоподобность...
Gay: anon got his bf pregnant. And his bf died. horrific.
This was funny AF eventhough its fake
The lamp be looking funny
From 'Hi' to 'Please step on me' yeah totally
And then anon saw the lamp looking weird
I had a very similar incident like this happen except she was a metal head, never got her pregnant, and she ended up moving away after about 1 month of us together.
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
Mfs comment “then he woke up” or “le funny lamp” are ya’ll so brainrotted that you can’t realise that this is satire?
I'll take obvious self insert fan fiction for 500 Alex
A fun story
2:12 Tbh if I was the doctor there I'd definitely put on MCR cuz it's great music, and maybe I'd put on Danger Days instead of Black Parade just to piss her off
0:44 Yeah, T9 always screws up like that. :D
Damn, I hate it when my autocorrect does that to me too /:
He shouldve named the Baby Alaric
in the history of things that never happened, this happened the neverest
Of all the things that didn’t happen, this didn’t happen the most
I don’t get why people do this, why date a girl that says “I will ruin your life”, that’s just begging for trouble. I would just want a sweet nice and kind girl, that’s a lot better than a “goth girl” I really want to know, WHY????
I want both, the goth part was just meant to be the quirky personality side and aesthetic
@@TheOffizier I mean the goth style is kind of cool but why would you want a girl that tells you they will ruin your life?
@@donttreadonme123 no, no not the one that ruin your life, that just a guy dating a narcissist goldigger. But the one that'll put you to an exciting journey with such girl
I believe behind those mysterious personality, still they be hiding more than just being a goth
Fake: Anon eats lasagne
Real: Anon eats lasagne
Funniest 4chan story I've ever seen
Very uplifting story
This is wild XD
Watch Void Nercomancer look like Tyler the Creator when he grows up
This is like a Judd Apatow movie with fewer steps. The neckbeard is obviously Seth Rogan.
Fake: anon is no longer a virgin
Gay: anon wants to name his child Greg
This is as believable as a 30 dollar free gift card message. But it was funny.
> be me
> write fanfic on 4chan
And then the lamp looked weird
I just realized that the description straight up says this is all fake
Life finds a way.
Best romance I've heard today
Raven Bloodthorn's a good name tho
Sounds like something our of Dracula but still works
Sounded decently believable at first
Don't look at the lamp
As someone that has a goth gf, being a Korn loving nu metal neckbeard with too many tattoos, relatable. Except the kid part. Fuckin having kids in this generation dude. They don't even know what hot topic and Perfect Circle are.
that's a nice fantasy but in reality they would stop hanging out together after the first day while still coming back pregnant, now you're a parent with someone you don't even know.
Channel is named “4Chan in a Minute.”
Video is nearly three minutes long.
What did OP mean by this?
Great reminder to please not use omG or oh God, that is significant and should not be belittled as such a simple word!
Good comedy
A virgin's hands typed this greentext
Some people try so hard to make it unreal 😂
cuckled by the drac himself.
Best love story in 4chan.
1:58 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND it's extra fake xD
Why r u giving the plot to Hotel Transylvania while mentioning Hotel Transylvania lmao
Stop the cap...
Most realistic 4chan story
Bro's name is Gomez Addams
Goth.. MCR... make up your mind
Imagine thinking lasagna is better than pizza
Autocorrect does not do that 💀
i loved this, how can i get one too?
Fake: OP lost his virginity
Gay: OP is a sub
It's a good thing it's fake because there's no way the kid is his.
What a "dark" energy.
Real : anon has neck beard
Straight; anon skip cringey details.
Ah ok, so these greentexts are basically like trashy paperback romance novels except for bros... good read anyway though lol.
What did I just listen to?
Like that will ever happen
Better love story than Twilight
who’s the artwork
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
That was meant to be my story.
Fake: anon gets goth girl
True: anon gets goth trap
like he didnt even try to make it sound real
This, but a 24 ep anime
Blegh? Sam Carter? XD
Raven Bloodthorn?
It should have been me, not him
could be real and im jealous