I mean it really wouldn't go well for him if the relationship continued or ended, gives off less finally found the perfect dream girl type of vibes. His first mistake was defs going on tinder.
Dogs are quite emotionally resonant, it could likely pick the awkwardness and the mother's urge to murder, and decided it didn't anything to do with that
Stopped believing it at the 12 year old saying "She looks like someone who drinks White Claw at PTA meetings". Then the sitcom ahh "> she's not wrong" response
for me that was pretty believable, probably just a fear response from seeing a complete stranger making weird motions to loud music. as for the rest of the story...
Because Anon is restarted and has no sense of tact or telling what's going to happen if he brings a woman who's twice his age to a family dinner as his date
All of these sound so fake but every once in a while you hear a detail that really makes you consider it could be real. The dog leaving the room was that little detail for me.
@@matheusrubimdepaoli5409 what are you talking about? Unless you're really scraping the genetic bottom of the barrel you shouldn't be seeing women deteriorate at 30.
@@amaggard14 Apparently women after 30 are not dateable anymore and deserve no respect because they're not fertile anymore (cap) and have an attitude (cap). "The wall" is just some classic bullshit red-pill concept incels made up to justify them not being able to get with a woman.
@@amaggard14 "the wall" is a certain age women hit when their looks start fading fast, usually around 30-35 for the ones that have been partying since they were 13. When they hit "the wall" it's when they're busted looking. Lindsey Lohan is a good example of this, drop dead gorgeous until around her late 20's when all the nose candy and booze caught up with her.
I checked the urban dictionary and it says nothing about specific ages, just: "When an older woman desires a much younger man, and pounces on her prey (that cougar just devoured that young man)". How old? I'm guessing old enough to be noticeable at first glance.
@@moteroargentino7944 I know that's technically what it is, but dude, just stop. I don't want to have an existential crisis right now. At least wait a few years when I turn 40
"final boss unlocked" "my 12 year old sister calls me 'stepdad'" "visibly disturbed" this was so unbearably fake i feel like i took psychic damage by listening to it
The sister calling him stepdad is the best thing lol Halfway trough I was expecting his dad to realise he had a thing with that cougar when she was younger.
The dog was the only reasonable character
12 year old so based though
Damn that one smart dog.
"Y'all smell like a fight is about to break out in five minutes. 'right, I'm out." - The Dog, probably
Many such cases
Dogs can literally smell our emotions so it's understandable.
"My dog leaves the room" for some reason got me bad. Im dying lmao.
The fact that the dog was visibly disturbed is such nice framing.
I think Brian Griffin stand up "Okay I'm out" and leave.
Most dogs I've met would be confused and displeased with that kind of behavior.
funniest line ngl
What da dog doin?
This anon went above and beyond to surpass 99% of greentext writing.
anon's neighbours at 3 am,hearing him scream his lungs out (he's going super sayan) :
"go beyond, plus ultra" -anon 😂😂😂 😭😭
"What flavor, Dave? Divorce papers?"
Most uncalled for and least needed roast on the entire planet
Still funny
Unprompted assault on live TV.
Wah wah my feelings😢
Hella good tho
Dad was trying too hard poor guy
"what flavor, divorce papers?"
I HOPE THIS MENACE OF A PERSON ACTUALLY EXISTS
Yup, I've met a few like that. Hell I'm one of them. Just a dude that DGAF.
You mean a dude that takes it uta lmao
@@gilanthras i don’t believe you. You took the time to type out that you’re too cool for school. Pfft lames 🫵😂
Holy shit that one caught me off guard
my mom has a "friend" like that... actually, multiple friends like that. a pattern ive noticed is that they all show signs of bipolar disorders
Tammy was just going along with the natural mom instinct to embarass their kid... That they're dating.
Why is that the natural instinct?
@Anton43218yeah I've never heard of the natural Instinct to embarrass your children
Please let this be real because its so fucking funny
Ong
It has to be real??? Right? You couldn't write this, it's genuine Karen energy
it's not, read channel description. As most of these, it's just writers, unfortunately all fake
I mean it really wouldn't go well for him if the relationship continued or ended, gives off less finally found the perfect dream girl type of vibes. His first mistake was defs going on tinder.
Lemme tell you, real life is more unbelievable than bollywood sometimes 😂
"Didn't even know she had a kid. Didn't even know she had an ex-husband."
Bro, how? The red flags for both are visible from space.
Kids aside, he probably think she had long term relationship/ changing boyfriends but no marriage
He's 18; "knowing things" comes later with time.
@@AStrangeWindmill gotta give him that one, when they're new they're new
He was 18, I don't think he was using his brain .😂
No kidding. I knew she was divorced with a kid, and I've never met or seen her.
It’s at “my dog leaves the room visibly disturbed” that I think it’s fake but *really* hope it’s not
Dogs are quite emotionally resonant, it could likely pick the awkwardness and the mother's urge to murder, and decided it didn't anything to do with that
I believe this to be real because lulz.
Stopped believing it at the 12 year old saying "She looks like someone who drinks White Claw at PTA meetings".
Then the sitcom ahh "> she's not wrong" response
@@kv4648 I agree it probably isn't real, but I so fucking want it to be. Shit's hysterical.
for me that was pretty believable, probably just a fear response from seeing a complete stranger making weird motions to loud music. as for the rest of the story...
"stepdad for weeks"😂😂😂😂
Classic little sis sass.
Little sister is actually a savage.
It's true, I was the dog
It's true, I was the pumpkin pie
It's true, I was the vape
I WAS THE MANGO ICE!
It's true, I was the Honda Odyssey
It's true, I was divorce paper 1
The little sister calling him stepdad at the end was just perfect!
Sister being based
Why on Earth would you bring her home!?
Bcuz the anon is also a menace.
Bc the anon is stupid and doesn’t know of common sense (as usual).
Because Anon is restarted and has no sense of tact or telling what's going to happen if he brings a woman who's twice his age to a family dinner as his date
Because it is bs
Anon is the agent of chaos.
>my dog leaves the room, visibly disturbed
That Brian...
All of these sound so fake but every once in a while you hear a detail that really makes you consider it could be real. The dog leaving the room was that little detail for me.
the GF jokes felt like it came out from an actual divorced older woman.
When I was 16, I dated a 42 yo swinger mom. Half because she was easy & half to piss off my parents. Can relate to the story.
@@leonfa259 At 16 ? Thats crazy
It's true. The dog is in the comments and said so.
really? that’s specifically what made me think this was 100% fake lol “the dog walked away visibly disturbed” doesn’t sound right
I loudly laughed through the whole thing.
I salute you, whoever wrote this. You magnificent madlad.
Pic is from a Doujinshi: Sparta Sensei by Pandacorya
Nice. Ty chef.
Did anybody even ask? 😭 You fucking degenerates, I love you
A man of culture I see
pic is wholesome for 4chan
Someone cooked here
at the wall body with party teen maturity. worst of both worlds
Bro she's 35 not 45, where do you think the wall is?
@@ChrisStoneinator probably inside her from all that drinking
@@ChrisStoneinator while its not really "at the wall", by the time this guy is properly matured, she will be.
@@ChrisStoneinator the wall is starts at 30 and the wall is an accumulation of various factors
@@matheusrubimdepaoli5409 what are you talking about? Unless you're really scraping the genetic bottom of the barrel you shouldn't be seeing women deteriorate at 30.
No life is complete without a cougar incident
Truth is stranger than fiction. Plus her behavior seems rather plausible for a post wall single mom. Seems entirely possible.
Very likely. Perhaps exaggerated, but given this hagmaxxing nonsense...
I keep seeing comments about a wall. Can you explain it?
@@amaggard14Basically women passed the age of 30 losing the attention of men.
That’s essentially what that means
@@amaggard14 Apparently women after 30 are not dateable anymore and deserve no respect because they're not fertile anymore (cap) and have an attitude (cap). "The wall" is just some classic bullshit red-pill concept incels made up to justify them not being able to get with a woman.
@@amaggard14 "the wall" is a certain age women hit when their looks start fading fast, usually around 30-35 for the ones that have been partying since they were 13. When they hit "the wall" it's when they're busted looking.
Lindsey Lohan is a good example of this, drop dead gorgeous until around her late 20's when all the nose candy and booze caught up with her.
This one was really funny.
😂😂
Pretty funny but man what a piece of work she is. The way she talked to the dad was uncalled for, and so was the grinding
You will be surprised with how some women can be crass sometimes.
this was so fucking funny i forgot it was fake
i would hope its not fake because its funny but who cares regardless lol
35 is now a "cougar"?
WTF, I Just turned 37 and my wife just turned 35 and now I feel so old.
When the dude is 18, yes, 35 is a cougar.
And I thought I was the oldest guy in the comment section.
I checked the urban dictionary and it says nothing about specific ages, just:
"When an older woman desires a much younger man, and pounces on her prey (that cougar just devoured that young man)".
How old? I'm guessing old enough to be noticeable at first glance.
@@moteroargentino7944 I know that's technically what it is, but dude, just stop. I don't want to have an existential crisis right now. At least wait a few years when I turn 40
@@nickm1242a midlife crisis.
"Shade of red not found in nature" lmaooooo
A color from out of space.
It's 1:06 into the video. I'm not even halfway and I'm already dead.
I love every person in this story. Especially the dog.
“12-year-old sister keeps calling me stepdad for weeks”
Sounds like the beginning of a part 2 right there.
Hol up
If it doesn't work out, there's always the sister
GET OUT
"Stepdad" Dear God help me.
I really wish I had seen this in real life. I'd be dying of laughter.
“She looks like someone who drinks White Claws at PTA meetings” 😭😂
Just doesn't feel like something a 12 year old would say
@ you’re right about that but either way that line is funny as hell
This is the funniest 4chan story I've ever heard
Okay i don't care if it's fake, this is the best thing i've read all week lmao
This NEEDS to be real. PLEASE.
Anon should consider writing comedy scripts
Shit this guy is a legend i wanna buy him a Pint at a pub, and not those small American glasses you Americans call Pint a real German Pint
The must slims give you permission to drink?
Funniest greentext in a while lmfao
bruh this story is wiiiiild🤣 this should be a movie
divorce papers? rofl
That "shes not wrong" had me 🤣🤣🤣
LMAO, this sounds like a great sitcom scene.
"Forever 21?" That's Komi's mom!!
Dude flew almost too close to the sun 😂
Thie is hilarious
This is funnier than 99.9% of the other 4chan stories out there LMAO
I don't even care that it's obviously fake, this is great comedic writing
If a UTI was a person.
This is definitely some discord mod making a scenario for him to feel better, but it’s funny
Sister is the real hero of this story, "Stepdad for weeks!" 🤣
The hilarious truth or peak fiction. Call it.
i am at least drunk as fuck when i do stuff which are as stupid as this
Well, I’d say it’s fair to assume you’re not a woman.
Fake: anon has a girlfriend
Gay: Anon wants his dad
Sister is savage AF xD
If Granny's breaking out the fireball you dun goofed.
This needs to he animated and narrated like a tense football moment
Im certainly sure this happened my brother also had a " cougar incident "
This story is amazing. Imma steal it as a tidbit of background for a character.
The dog leaving really sold this one for me
"My dog leaves the room, visibly disturbed" 🤣🤣🤣
this feels like a fuckin sitcom of all things
It sounded like it was a little prank relationship that brought the family together in the end
Every fiber in my body hopes that this story is real
12 year old sister is unaware of the implications of calling her brother "stepdad"
...ugh 🤢
BRUH
Ugh 😍
I only believe these are real when they’re funny
That divorce paper line got me? Tammy's roast game is pretty good.
That's absolutely incredible. I love it.
It just gets worse and worse and worse....
The dog leaving the room visibly disturbed had me dying
These descriptions gets crazy every time
This is such good fucking comedy that I can’t believe it could’ve actually happened.
This made my lunch at work worth it.
The biggest shock to me is that a 5 year old from 2006 is actually 18 now. I was about to type fake until I did the math.
I am so fucking old.
"Drinks white claw at PTA meetings" is such a great line
This made me laugh so much my cheeks hurt 😂
Absolute gold, I hope and pray it's real
“She looks like someone who drinks White Claw at PTA meetings” got me 🤣🤣
"final boss unlocked" "my 12 year old sister calls me 'stepdad'" "visibly disturbed" this was so unbearably fake i feel like i took psychic damage by listening to it
The sister calling him stepdad is the best thing lol
Halfway trough I was expecting his dad to realise he had a thing with that cougar when she was younger.
seems like they didnt resist the neutron style
First guys! This is the best thing ever! Monumental!
Hey, Tammy!
Nah you're third. Cope.
when even your dog is disgusted you know it's bad!
I dont care if its fake, this greentext made me laugh harder then any other one Iv seen
“A shade of red not found in nature” fkn sent me.
this gon be in the family's history books
Just imagining the dude sitting alone and typing this over the span of 30 minutes and going "yeah their gonna love this"
"Mom is turning a shade red not found in nature."
This mf Shakespearian.
I'm fucking dying rn bro what a waste of 2 minutes. Worth it
when he said "she pulls out her vape and starts ripping it at the table" i actually sprayed the water in my mouth all over my desk and keyboard
Girl born in like 1984
this story takes place in 2019
for those who think it is fake, remember:
the only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to makes sense
The dog leaving the room got me good.
>12-year old sister is literally the deadpan loli imouto, just like my Japanese animes
Please be real lmao
God I hope Tammy is real. Not because she's a good person but because she's the type of terrible person that the world needs more of.
The fact the dog left the room is diabolical!! 💀💀💀
i usually dont like fake stories but this one is a 10/10
I hope to god this one's real because it's too fucking funny
The sister is the best part. Shes slick with those insults.
"She is not wrong" I CANT LMAO
>no more girlfriend
YOU LET THIS MAGNIFICENT MENACE OF A GODDESS GET AWAY?!
“The cougar incident” is genuinely amazing
"im thinking of getting into vaping" from the dad is hilarious
even the dog couldn’t stand her