Caleb the Cannibal's Best Moments | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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  • @Ibelieveinmagic
    @Ibelieveinmagic 5 лет назад +23958

    They did Caleb dirty with the title.
    It should have been
    "Best of Caleb the Woodworker"

    • @dhdhhdsbbshshs7040
      @dhdhhdsbbshshs7040 4 года назад +141

      I was just thinking about that

    • @heatheroddi1615
      @heatheroddi1615 4 года назад +55

      Miguel Alfonso Murillo well idk... he wanted to be known as a woodworker. But he was a canibal!

    • @heatheroddi1615
      @heatheroddi1615 4 года назад +3

      ExerDose ok...ok...ok alright idk 😐!!!

    • @Googar12
      @Googar12 4 года назад +73

      Caleb is a man of many talents, Woodworker and camp councillor!

    • @Philphy
      @Philphy 4 года назад +17

      Jesus was also a woodworker... and his apostles partook of his body at the LAST supper.

  • @chernan7148
    @chernan7148 5 лет назад +24103

    I like the fact that even though Boyle clearly dislikes Caleb he still accepts a hug from Caleb.

    • @ilove27753
      @ilove27753 5 лет назад +744

      Christopher Hernández what can I say? Boyle is a sucker for hugs 😂

    • @kennethpang294
      @kennethpang294 5 лет назад +57

      @@ilove27753 so true

    • @rompe-laar
      @rompe-laar 5 лет назад +35

      Christopher Hernández it’s Boyle what do you expect

    • @rompe-laar
      @rompe-laar 5 лет назад +6

      bleedingred lol we said the same thing

    • @TalkAsSoftAsChalk
      @TalkAsSoftAsChalk 5 лет назад +79

      It's what any member of the Boyle family would do. Atleast he didn't say "I love you" to him.

  • @sebastianbarron5063
    @sebastianbarron5063 2 года назад +1745

    Love that Caleb makes it a point that he doesn’t want his cannibalism to define him, but he sneaks a cannibalism reference every chance he gets

    • @Drew-hl3mc
      @Drew-hl3mc Год назад +26

      Haha

    • @amelif5286
      @amelif5286 11 месяцев назад +48

      you know when you have an extremely niche interest you just cant help but sneak little references

  • @SamJones-zv8tm
    @SamJones-zv8tm 5 лет назад +18162

    The fact boyle hates the guy, but still gives him a hug when he asks is so boyle 😂

    • @outcastriley
      @outcastriley 5 лет назад +271

      I legit thought he was going to bite him the first time I saw it 😂😂

    • @mryang1500
      @mryang1500 5 лет назад +230

      Well he has admitted that he is a textbook people pleaser!🤣🤣

    • @toopro67
      @toopro67 5 лет назад +25

      I have the exact same name as you

    • @pinkgiraffe378
      @pinkgiraffe378 4 года назад +4

      True 😂

    • @jessevanderveen4363
      @jessevanderveen4363 4 года назад +33

      That's one of the most boyle things he has ever done

  • @osmanyaman7249
    @osmanyaman7249 5 лет назад +16649

    Instantly switching to cannibal mode at the end of the conversation is straight up brilliant

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 5 лет назад +282

      It never fails to make me laugh so hard

    • @lucas-xf7rc
      @lucas-xf7rc 4 года назад +23

      Ikr😂😂

    • @derickviana8858
      @derickviana8858 2 года назад +84

      Woodworker*

    • @Lahng_Blackduke
      @Lahng_Blackduke Год назад +7

      IKR? I started doing that and it's never failed.

    • @bodaciousskies
      @bodaciousskies Год назад +4

      He always goes in too close and i always expect it and it still makes me laugh 😂😂

  • @YourName69420
    @YourName69420 4 года назад +7958

    "The secret is you eat the evidence"
    *ThIs* *iS* *wHaT* *I* *cAlL* *a* *PrO gAmEr mOvE*

    • @zip1412
      @zip1412 4 года назад +41

      I want to like so bad but its gonna mess with my OCD

    • @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916
      @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 3 года назад +68

      You eat nine people and suddenly they don't know who you are anymore

    • @Paragon13
      @Paragon13 3 года назад +5

      Imagine if he poisoned someone.

    • @nikkyboy1067
      @nikkyboy1067 2 года назад +2

      Now you're thinking like Albert Fish

    • @jacksonadams9737
      @jacksonadams9737 Год назад +1

      Can't be that much of a pro gamer mover if he got caught.

  • @zinzisibanda8677
    @zinzisibanda8677 5 лет назад +4236

    “A cop and a cannibal” that sounds like a great movie

    • @miekelei2761
      @miekelei2761 5 лет назад +99

      Zinzi Sibanda just watch Hannibal by Bryan Fuller. Best tv series I ever saw. Not an adaptation but a reinvention.

    • @birdiewolf3497
      @birdiewolf3497 5 лет назад +35

      @@miekelei2761 Lol right? I was like we already did that with Hannibal.

    • @miekelei2761
      @miekelei2761 5 лет назад +11

      Birdie Wolf we did, and it was beautiful

    • @devansh6956
      @devansh6956 5 лет назад +17

      Silence of the lambs parody

    • @seraben7100
      @seraben7100 5 лет назад

      @@devansh6956 damnnn yus

  • @tychogoedhart286
    @tychogoedhart286 5 лет назад +20987

    "Best of caleb the cannibal" *proceeds to show all of Caleb the Cannibal*

    • @ayarimeriam4497
      @ayarimeriam4497 5 лет назад +902

      exactly

    • @outcastriley
      @outcastriley 5 лет назад +2056

      Because all of Caleb the Cannibal is the best

    • @egregiouss
      @egregiouss 5 лет назад +519

      @@outcastrileyCaleb the woodworker :D

    • @26slic
      @26slic 5 лет назад +115

      Because he’s a legend

    • @RPIXELN
      @RPIXELN 5 лет назад +37

      @@26slic And a cannibal.

  • @abdulmalik053
    @abdulmalik053 3 года назад +16818

    Jake has the weirdest bunch as his friends: obsessive Boyle, cannibal Caleb, Pontiac bandit Doug 😂😂😂

  • @lj5604
    @lj5604 5 лет назад +7186

    I hope they make him like the Poniac bandit where he appears atleast 1 episode per season.

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 5 лет назад +416

      Yes! It would be easy to write into an episode too. "Hey, we need to talk to a psycho to think like a psycho. Ohhhh Caleb..."

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 5 лет назад +149

      Or he like escapes once, and then he is put back in prison after Jake just accidentally comes across him while tracking a different cannibal, except he stumbles upon Caleb instead, who nobody realuzed escaped because everyone thought he'd been eaten himself by his new protected custody cellmate, who was also a cannibal. Except instead, he bit off a few of his toes and a finger, maybe in a short clip where he is like "man, I hate toes" and then he bends forward out of frame and it cuts to jake's horrified face as Caleb explains how he then rubbed the stumps on his cellmate's sleeping face before he climbed out through the ceiling panels. And then the next season they visit him in his new gouse because he was released for some reason and he is like " yeah no I don't eat people anymore, I left that behind." But when Jake wants to go into the kitchen Caleb's like "NO! Erhem, I meant: no, you don't wanna go in there. I have horrible sewage problems in the sink plumbing, it smells like the inside of a toddler's colon" and jake is like " why do you know what that smells like? You know what, I don't want to know" as in the background some blood begins to seep under the door, and then Jake just leaves

    • @sumaya1255
      @sumaya1255 5 лет назад +13

      tycho goedhart thats actually soo good omg

    • @XatuYs
      @XatuYs 5 лет назад +1

      @L jojo sucks

    • @lj5604
      @lj5604 5 лет назад +3

      @L I have a friend fhat really likes Jojo but I feel like its a weird anime lmao

  • @harveyjoe2496
    @harveyjoe2496 4 года назад +2736

    "ow ow ow He poked me in my tummy!"
    The only appropriate response to being shanked in the lung

    • @ilou9129
      @ilou9129 3 года назад +12

      Gut

    • @mikeoxmaul9386
      @mikeoxmaul9386 3 года назад +57

      You need to see a doctor if you lungs are that far down

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 2 года назад +2

      That or: how rude, the circle is now complete, or if your lucky enough to leave it in “this is mine now”

    • @Tharsix36
      @Tharsix36 Год назад +1

      I have a harrowing thought that one of his victims reacted like that 😳

  • @hareesh99
    @hareesh99 3 года назад +9340

    Imagine Caleb and Pimento meeting each other.

    • @abishekdas73
      @abishekdas73 3 года назад +360

      That would be legendary

    • @MasterKey2004
      @MasterKey2004 3 года назад +236

      Caleb would get really hungry seeing all the fat in Doug Judy

    • @brijrajshetty848
      @brijrajshetty848 2 года назад +246

      Pimento literally ate a tongue once. I bet they'd be buddies.

    • @Rattenhoofd
      @Rattenhoofd 2 года назад +297

      Pimento would probably end up completely weirding out Caleb. Caleb's thing is eating people, Pimento is all-around insane.

    • @midget4581
      @midget4581 2 года назад +11

      Never thought about it but that would have been golden☺️☺️ mis the show😞

  • @isabellaellaellaeheheh
    @isabellaellaellaeheheh 5 лет назад +33668

    You eat nine people and all of the sudden they don't know who you are *_aNyMoRe_*

  • @nehirakinn
    @nehirakinn 5 лет назад +10704

    It's amazing to think about that Caleb is the principal from Mean Girls.

    • @syabilaazri7834
      @syabilaazri7834 5 лет назад +550

      The principal from Mean Girls who hold the baseball bat and smash the fire alram to stop a high school riot....awsome...

    • @james_greeny2180
      @james_greeny2180 5 лет назад +227

      I guarantee you its one of his new identity’s

    • @TheFlair4thedramatic
      @TheFlair4thedramatic 5 лет назад +230

      Syabila Azri “Hell no! I did not leave the south side for this!”

    • @15xoxo93
      @15xoxo93 4 года назад +47

      Nehir Akın he’s also from grown ups

    • @zaraahmed8476
      @zaraahmed8476 4 года назад +74

      And from the Goldbergs

  • @theoph1932
    @theoph1932 4 года назад +14316

    Come to think 2 out of 3 Jake's best friends are criminals: Caleb and Doug Judy

    • @amanishamaila1735
      @amanishamaila1735 4 года назад +236

      wind wanderer and he’s a COP

    • @lividlarry1026
      @lividlarry1026 4 года назад +291

      At first I read “cannibals” and was confused, as I didn’t notice Doug Judy eating someone...

    • @inaviatable118
      @inaviatable118 4 года назад +280

      Recall the stew making accident. Charles admitted that he's on a terrorist watch list, so that kinda makes it 3 for 3.

    • @garfguy7409
      @garfguy7409 4 года назад +71

      Doug is clean after getting clemency for his earlier crimes in like s4

    • @jokesarefunny4237
      @jokesarefunny4237 3 года назад +42

      Well, five friends, Rosa, Terry, Doug and Caleb :)

  • @Danny_mahi
    @Danny_mahi 5 лет назад +9276

    "Cop work is a lot like cannibal work"
    "The watching, the following, the waiting for soccer practice to end"

  • @thatgirlwiththatbook2191
    @thatgirlwiththatbook2191 4 года назад +4114

    "See Charles, he's a foodie like you."
    "WHO ARE YOU??"
    still my fav part HAHAHA

    • @sharifhusen849
      @sharifhusen849 Год назад +6

      Adeen

    • @Howyaduing
      @Howyaduing 11 месяцев назад +2

      Yet he went for a hug with the cannibal

    • @forallthestupidshit3550
      @forallthestupidshit3550 8 месяцев назад

      Doesn't Jake ask Boyle to stop flexing at some point? That was my favorite.

  • @jacobmccain8082
    @jacobmccain8082 Год назад +565

    "They were children Jake! Weak little children! One conk on the head was all it took!" Caleb the cowardly cannibal what a character.

  • @Storm_Bird456
    @Storm_Bird456 5 лет назад +24664

    Brooklyn Nine Nine
    The show that made me like a guy who eats people.

    • @nathanlatham5651
      @nathanlatham5651 5 лет назад +996

      He also killed and ate children. Im surprised they took the joke that far.

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 5 лет назад +1008

      *woodworker

    • @salonii6345
      @salonii6345 5 лет назад +40

      lmao so tru

    • @biancavirban9298
      @biancavirban9298 5 лет назад +230

      For me it was the second time, I've watched Hannibal too

    • @kweeniepiez
      @kweeniepiez 5 лет назад +96

      not people, children 😂😂😭😂

  • @jcosmos27
    @jcosmos27 4 года назад +7833

    “With all that blood, no self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce”

    • @lucas-xf7rc
      @lucas-xf7rc 4 года назад +77

      Ikr , sheesh , how couldnt they see that 😂😂

    • @syabilaazri7834
      @syabilaazri7834 4 года назад +111

      Celab have his point. As someone who done cooking in the house, my mom told me that nobody would like to eat a dry meat and would put some sos or gravy to make it moist and easy to eat...

    • @violetwhitehorn1763
      @violetwhitehorn1763 4 года назад +49

      “See Charles he’s a goody just like you”
      😂

    • @Sam-it2gi
      @Sam-it2gi 4 года назад +32

      Violet XOX Jake said “foody” as in food-lover, not goody

    • @violetwhitehorn1763
      @violetwhitehorn1763 4 года назад +9

      Samantha P I meant foody sos autocorrect

  • @nishatsayyed8326
    @nishatsayyed8326 4 года назад +2870

    0:09 He says he ate 9 people
    4:24 He said 9 ½ 😰
    Someone might be missing from that prison........

    • @LaMortDeLaMusique
      @LaMortDeLaMusique 3 года назад +327

      Nah he says there's stuff they can't even pin on him so there's more than 9 people in all likelihood.

    • @Emmmmmmmm111
      @Emmmmmmmm111 3 года назад +101

      Dear lord he left the other half just there

    • @Kaz70009
      @Kaz70009 3 года назад +116

      @@Emmmmmmmm111 Or he was caught while eating.

    • @DastardlyDawar
      @DastardlyDawar 3 года назад +81

      @@Kaz70009 Or it was an amputee

    • @DastardlyDawar
      @DastardlyDawar 3 года назад +12

      @@jordangate7742 i don't think they'd let children into prison.

  • @halovee.n
    @halovee.n 5 лет назад +3318

    The watching...
    The following...
    The waiting for soccer practice to end.
    *C'mon man* XD

  • @yuvanmar42
    @yuvanmar42 5 лет назад +3457

    *"Man my cousin was so tasty"*
    Caleb~ Somehow my favorite character

  • @csalvalaio
    @csalvalaio 2 года назад +703

    It's so funny, Hannibal's mask brings a suspense, and then it shows Caleb's friendly face.

  • @jaketepsa6523
    @jaketepsa6523 4 года назад +14663

    "So its hosted on"
    "Reddit"
    Cracks me up every time

    • @meowmeowie5992
      @meowmeowie5992 4 года назад +358

      yess as a redditor, lmfaoooo

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 года назад +142

      Obviously

    • @chaosprism144
      @chaosprism144 4 года назад +180

      @@caoimhejordan4047
      "911, what's your emergency?"

    • @juliohintze595
      @juliohintze595 4 года назад +53

      But wasn't he not familiar with technology?

    • @imnotgaybut6408
      @imnotgaybut6408 4 года назад +83

      *COUGH* r/eyeblech *COUGH*

  • @discver6660
    @discver6660 4 года назад +6750

    Only few actors can make me want to be friends with a cannibal.

    • @TheLivingThanos
      @TheLivingThanos 3 года назад +114

      Yeah Mads Mikelsin and Anthony Hopkins are some of them

    • @stevengarcia5210
      @stevengarcia5210 3 года назад +166

      Woodworker

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 года назад +46

      @@TheLivingThanos These two are not supposed to be likeable though, they were supposed to be enignatic and scary. Especially Hopkins...

    • @azhari7968
      @azhari7968 3 года назад +31

      @@TheLivingThanos Hopkins? Nope. Just the thought of his character might exists in real life somewhere is terrifying

    • @Ana.Garcia.
      @Ana.Garcia. 3 года назад +1

      @@stevengarcia5210 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blacknite8060
    @blacknite8060 2 года назад +427

    The prison guard needing no provocation to assault Jake is hilarious and sad at the same time.

  • @kentinson1670
    @kentinson1670 5 лет назад +1882

    He's not a cannibal. He's a wood worker...who just happened to eat people.

    • @matholthe
      @matholthe 4 года назад +15

      children

    • @random_commenter6904
      @random_commenter6904 4 года назад +21

      mattis117 “well people are difficult”

    • @matholthe
      @matholthe 4 года назад +7

      @@random_commenter6904 one konk on the head was all it took😂😂

  • @halovee.n
    @halovee.n 5 лет назад +5694

    I know he's a cannibal but...
    *He's so sweet!!!*

    • @D3niz3n
      @D3niz3n 5 лет назад +314

      As sweet as the flesh of a diabetic child

    • @adarshrai5827
      @adarshrai5827 5 лет назад +79

      @@D3niz3n with picante beef ramen

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 5 лет назад +68

      *Woodworker

    • @ugh1230
      @ugh1230 5 лет назад +4

      that's what he said

    • @AJ69238
      @AJ69238 5 лет назад +1

      @Studio Autio that's what she said

  • @Rocketrobinson6790
    @Rocketrobinson6790 3 года назад +371

    8:49 I love how Charles first instinct was to grab Jake and pull him away from Caleb instead of running away. He really is Jakes best friend

  • @c_fletch9325
    @c_fletch9325 5 лет назад +12411

    ‘They were children Jake!’
    Weak little children!
    One little bump on the head was all it took...’

    • @adarshrai5827
      @adarshrai5827 5 лет назад +115

      I wonder what he used to "bump" their head's

    • @finalgeneration1462
      @finalgeneration1462 5 лет назад +191

      @@adarshrai5827probably a bat or a rock .I'd prefer the crowbar , less of a mess .

    • @noleksum5961
      @noleksum5961 5 лет назад +85

      One little bonk

    • @adarshrai5827
      @adarshrai5827 5 лет назад +244

      @@finalgeneration1462 cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt

    • @greatwhitesufi
      @greatwhitesufi 5 лет назад +71

      The guard's face as he was saying that, though. "Get this man out of my sight"

  • @ipshita154
    @ipshita154 5 лет назад +15089

    *CALEB* : _Who are we eating? I won't eat kids. That's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid is tasty._

    • @mysteriousmysticc7810
      @mysteriousmysticc7810 5 лет назад +193

      👍👍👍

    • @ipshita154
      @ipshita154 5 лет назад +191

      @@mysteriousmysticc7810 thanks for stating the obvious mate

    • @wormdanst3263
      @wormdanst3263 5 лет назад +28

      @@mysteriousmysticc7810 r/woosh

    • @akashsalim2236
      @akashsalim2236 5 лет назад +178

      Pimento and Caleb should have met. Epic dialogues galore!

    • @sarahshannon1596
      @sarahshannon1596 5 лет назад +21

      I’m do glad you guys thought of me! You’re NOT gonna regret this!

  • @kartikpandey1353
    @kartikpandey1353 4 года назад +502

    "Man, my cousin was so tasty." Why does this line crack me up every time?

  • @micamarieabesamis
    @micamarieabesamis 5 лет назад +6840

    Caleb trying to film Peralta and FAILING is easily one of the funniest scenes ever

    • @saradhie8268
      @saradhie8268 5 лет назад +184

      Actually one of the most BOYLE things ever. He's done that too. Probably why Jake connected with him quickly. Caleb shared a similar weirdo vibe with Charles.

    • @varunikaloganathan2101
      @varunikaloganathan2101 5 лет назад +35

      I couldn't stop laughing when I watched that, it's probably one of my most favourite scenes.

    • @ZacThaBarber
      @ZacThaBarber 5 лет назад +9

      Best scene imo is the interrogation where he gets Phillip to confess

    • @micamarieabesamis
      @micamarieabesamis 5 лет назад +2

      Gtamaster Gaming agreed. Not a funny scene though

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 5 лет назад +10

      Tim Meadows as Caleb was so good, I really hope he pops on more often, maybe like a once a season type thing like they do with the Pontiac Bandit.

  • @ayanava3243
    @ayanava3243 5 лет назад +3226

    This guy seriously needed to be a Regular!
    I.am.not.KIDDING!!!

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 5 лет назад +141

      I hope he at least starts showing up once a season like Doug Judy

    • @alexinabox6931
      @alexinabox6931 5 лет назад +28

      Well, they're setting him up for it...

    • @mattmoves5920
      @mattmoves5920 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah a cannibal who kills and eats kids. Much fun.

    • @keshrob4473
      @keshrob4473 5 лет назад +3

      @@mattmoves5920 ikr 😅

    • @luckycennilagan9033
      @luckycennilagan9033 5 лет назад +6

      I want him to be given a Judy treatment

  • @danterodriguez03
    @danterodriguez03 2 года назад +106

    I love how he is "normal" while Jake is with him, but the second he tells him he is getting out Caleb tries to eat him and everyone

  • @nimishasrivastava1312
    @nimishasrivastava1312 5 лет назад +4340

    'He ate 9 kids!!!!*
    'Well, people are complicated..'
    .
    .
    OMG 😂😂😂😂

    • @ArgieGrit
      @ArgieGrit 5 лет назад +41

      "He's a foodie just like you"

    • @synxvial7374
      @synxvial7374 4 года назад +21

      ArgieGrit01 “who are you!?”

    • @andyelgrand0
      @andyelgrand0 4 года назад +2

      9.5 actually

  • @izzyfrost647
    @izzyfrost647 5 лет назад +8139

    9:01 “no it’s true, we’re friends”
    “he ate KIDS!”
    “well, people are complicated!”
    the will graham energy this has 😂

    • @annadsouza6631
      @annadsouza6631 4 года назад +114

      Hannigram fan high five!

    • @aaa_1727
      @aaa_1727 4 года назад +33

      But but... Did Hannibal eat kids?? I always thought his meals were adults..

    • @winnien1772
      @winnien1772 4 года назад +39

      @@aaa_1727 considering how rude kids are?

    • @aaa_1727
      @aaa_1727 4 года назад +43

      @@winnien1772 haha. Maybe he used them as appetizers or fillers

    • @winnien1772
      @winnien1772 4 года назад +16

      @@aaa_1727 😂😂 but I don't want to think that about my favourite cannibal

  • @tongsengpedas
    @tongsengpedas 4 года назад +263

    Jake: "10 seconds is an eternity Caleb. It's a third of the way to Mars!"
    Caleb: "Jake we've talked about this 30 Seconds to Mars is the name of a band. It's not a fact"

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 4 года назад +2

      Tongseng pedas I understood that reference

    • @mythribg3349
      @mythribg3349 3 года назад +1

      Is that in this video?

  • @nikolapetkovic4215
    @nikolapetkovic4215 5 лет назад +1156

    The secret is eating the evidence :D

  • @mauricemallari6365
    @mauricemallari6365 5 лет назад +3275

    Charles, he's a foodie like you.
    Charles: who are youuuu?
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexanderkaizer1095
      @alexanderkaizer1095 4 года назад +6

      Charles is into eating tongues. As shown in Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3 Episode 20. Pretty sure they aren't human if they aren't they are able to trick a person into thinking it came from a human body.

    • @ebonystave8035
      @ebonystave8035 4 года назад +4

      also Charles: *eats tounges, feet etc from animals*

    • @analis_s
      @analis_s Год назад

      @@alexanderkaizer1095 but animal

  • @johnathanholmes1297
    @johnathanholmes1297 Год назад +52

    Jake has an incredible talent of making friends with strange but charming criminals.

  • @anishdhawan8321
    @anishdhawan8321 5 лет назад +777

    "Its hosted on..."
    -*Reddit*

  • @kb5694
    @kb5694 5 лет назад +2826

    its hosted on
    reddit
    obviously

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 5 лет назад +163

      Man, that's not all reddit is about, shit like this is more 8chan

    • @yeanahman2823
      @yeanahman2823 5 лет назад +73

      @@tychogoedhart286 im worried about you man

    • @justas423
      @justas423 5 лет назад +12

      @@yeanahman2823 why?

    • @mikavanoverveldt
      @mikavanoverveldt 5 лет назад +179

      r/peoplewholiketotalkabouteatinghumanbeingsbutdefinitallywontactonit

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 лет назад +4

      @@mikavanoverveldt ahahaahhahaahhaaa

  • @L.0022-y4j
    @L.0022-y4j 3 года назад +1028

    "Just because I was arrested for cannibalism, it doesn't mean that all I like to eat is people."
    " *MAN MY COUSIN WAS SO TASTY* "

    • @shlomoshlomo963
      @shlomoshlomo963 3 года назад +5

      He might just talk about tasty in sexual sense why being so negative all the time

    • @JamesAugust5
      @JamesAugust5 3 года назад +14

      @@shlomoshlomo963 The fact, that they were talking about food and how he is a cannibal, it was most likely about how the cousin tasted.

    • @shlomoshlomo963
      @shlomoshlomo963 3 года назад

      @@JamesAugust5 yeah how he tasted down there 😏

    • @stevengarcia5210
      @stevengarcia5210 3 года назад +2

      @@shlomoshlomo963 i think you forgetting he ate childrens, which mean his cousin was a child

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 3 года назад +3

      @@shlomoshlomo963 Ugh, what you are suggesting is still wrong though? The smile face makes it even creepier...

  • @Keston1302
    @Keston1302 5 лет назад +988

    "Ow he poked me in my tummy" Lol 😂😂

    • @MidasButSilver
      @MidasButSilver 5 лет назад +33

      Well, what we learn from that:
      Eating children makes you talk like a child.

    • @Keston1302
      @Keston1302 5 лет назад +4

      Wuut Da Hell Lol 😂

    • @photosbackup2618
      @photosbackup2618 5 лет назад +19

      @@MidasButSilver you are what you eat

    • @UltraBoyII
      @UltraBoyII 5 лет назад +3

      the joke is so dark and scary

    • @joneschilufya867
      @joneschilufya867 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @hotdamndan9892
    @hotdamndan9892 5 лет назад +2185

    People: a cannibal that ate 9 people/children by knocking them in the head and a member of a chat group for psychos and serving three life sentences. There's no freaking way this would fit on a comedy show.
    Caleb the Cannibal: hold my hand. Not really, I'd bite it if I hold it.

  • @kanalevi
    @kanalevi 2 года назад +67

    "they were children, jake, weak little children...one conk on the head was all it took" laughed so hard at that part

  • @donn2527
    @donn2527 5 лет назад +917

    Caleb needs to be a regular like what they did w Pimento for at least one season. CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIM

    • @charlescalthrop2535
      @charlescalthrop2535 5 лет назад +23

      Dom Century or the pontiac bandit. His scene’s are hilarious.

    • @donn2527
      @donn2527 5 лет назад +10

      @@charlescalthrop2535 pontiac is a great addition to the series and would love to see more of him as well

    • @cartoonishidealism582
      @cartoonishidealism582 5 лет назад +26

      Jake, Pimento, Caleb and Doug Judy.
      That would be an absolutely CHAOTIC team up

    • @donn2527
      @donn2527 5 лет назад +1

      CartoonishIdealism calling in The boys

    • @reecejohnson6357
      @reecejohnson6357 4 года назад

      CartoonishIdealism and stevie shillings

  • @danielbronfenbrener5601
    @danielbronfenbrener5601 4 года назад +4390

    "It's a chatroom for people who like to talk about eating human beings but definitely won't act on it, wink, yeah it's hosted on..."
    "Reddit"
    "Obviously"
    LMAO by far the best part

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 4 года назад +55

      I was expecting them to say 4chan

    • @CyberController-
      @CyberController- 4 года назад +136

      @@usagi2934 4chan is more racists and sexists from my experience.

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 4 года назад +7

      @@CyberController- you right

    • @imjustczarina
      @imjustczarina 4 года назад +34

      @@usagi2934 exactly. Reddit is heavily regulated so such forum wouldn't exist

    • @necrodistic
      @necrodistic 4 года назад +106

      @@imjustczarina Nowadays it is. A few years back it used to be as much of a lawless wasteland as 4chan is. So a cannibal subreddit could or probably did exist at some point.

  • @kamakshisubramani476
    @kamakshisubramani476 4 года назад +226

    Caleb: no self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce
    Jake: see Charles he is a foody like you
    Charles: who are youuuuu!!!?
    LMAO😂😂

  • @malaikarana9612
    @malaikarana9612 5 лет назад +778

    TELL THAT TO MY WEINER!
    *I'm DOING THE BEST I CAN* 😂😂

  • @dandeborja3026
    @dandeborja3026 5 лет назад +5071

    9:09 Caleb: 'With all that blood, no self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce.'
    Jake: 'See Charles, he's a foodie like you.'
    Charles: 'Who are you?!' 😂

  • @OLDmanBOB
    @OLDmanBOB Год назад +78

    Caleb's most unforgivable act is being a Reddit mod

  • @salonii6345
    @salonii6345 5 лет назад +2812

    charles, he's serving three life sentences...no need to flex
    *im dead XD*

  • @pinkgiraffe378
    @pinkgiraffe378 4 года назад +933

    I can't believe that Caleb sacrificed himself for Jake.

    • @Raffalius
      @Raffalius 4 года назад +130

      He would not, do it again.
      It really hurt!

    • @tuljajha
      @tuljajha 3 года назад +43

      he regrets it

    • @mustafafaisal05
      @mustafafaisal05 3 года назад +39

      Getting poked in the tummy aint no joke 😂😂

    • @justinrobinson692
      @justinrobinson692 2 года назад +4

      After that he made up his mind that he would eat him if he could

    • @thebandit0256
      @thebandit0256 Год назад +2

      Well that's his Handler

  • @tarikbadi1837
    @tarikbadi1837 3 года назад +246

    To me he was the funniest person in the Show. I laughed at every line

  • @magicalunicorn5533
    @magicalunicorn5533 5 лет назад +447

    "if you're gonna kill him you gotta kill me fi... oh god, he stabbed me Jake!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hishalmo8201
    @hishalmo8201 5 лет назад +581

    He is the coolest cannibal ever

    • @akhilnair1137
      @akhilnair1137 5 лет назад +11

      Nope , that spot goes to hannibal. He is pretty cool though.

    • @sumtingwong4748
      @sumtingwong4748 5 лет назад +6

      *Woodworker

    • @CrazyAsianDude
      @CrazyAsianDude 5 лет назад +6

      No, he's the coolest woodworker.......who happens to eat children.

    • @Tiffany-ov2jf
      @Tiffany-ov2jf 4 года назад

      But you haven't met the other cannibals yet

  • @ackee39
    @ackee39 3 года назад +110

    Caleb is literally only in the show for 3 episodes and yet he can have a 10 minute special with all his best moments.

    • @matthewgallaway3675
      @matthewgallaway3675 Год назад

      Which three I only counted 2?

    • @marcusham2496
      @marcusham2496 Год назад +2

      Actually four episodes, the first two episodes of Season 5, one episode in season 6 and the penultimate episode of the series

    • @ackee39
      @ackee39 Год назад +1

      @@marcusham2496 this comment was made before the finale released, and yes youre right its four now :>

  • @micamarieabesamis
    @micamarieabesamis 5 лет назад +746

    "The waiting for soccer practice to end"
    "cOME ON"

  • @themeeksta
    @themeeksta 5 лет назад +469

    Soooo basically every Caleb moment then 😂

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 5 лет назад +1

      I mean, how could you not, right?

    • @louisehvid8556
      @louisehvid8556 5 лет назад +10

      Every Caleb moment is a good Caleb moment;)

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 5 лет назад +2

      @@rasputin774 All these clips are from the first two episodes of season 5 and the second to last episode of season 6, I think

    • @themeeksta
      @themeeksta 5 лет назад +1

      Justin Clowater yh I think so

  • @fy7vi
    @fy7vi 2 года назад +50

    The smile when he said “I guess but it be a pretty boring meal without dessert” like he is so excited for the idea 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheHorseOutside
    @TheHorseOutside 5 лет назад +425

    8:30 It's hosted on-
    "*REDDIT*"
    oh come on. That's clearly 4chan territory

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 года назад +32

      Talking about niche interests, with wink wink not really stuff and criminal admins?
      Very Reddit. Right up there with the incels, the storm front, the various creepshot style ones, and of course, r/shoplifting and r/beatingwomen.
      Thankfully mostly banned now but yeah, it's a solid joke for a reason. :P

    • @TheHorseOutside
      @TheHorseOutside 4 года назад +2

      FFKonoko that’s a heckin pointerino

  • @Michael-hc7cf
    @Michael-hc7cf 5 лет назад +304

    “You eat nine people, and all of a sudden they don’t know you anymore..”
    WWWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTTT?!!

  • @BeastWarsFan
    @BeastWarsFan 4 года назад +172

    "Give me a hug, Boyle."
    *"NO!!!"*
    BWF

  • @blazingfire7190
    @blazingfire7190 5 лет назад +279

    Doesn’t matter how much Boyle dislikes someone, he’ll never refuse a hug

  • @sparriax3379
    @sparriax3379 5 лет назад +12891

    Jake: “why don’t cannibals eat clowns?”
    Caleb: “why?”
    Jake: “because they taste funny”
    .....
    Caleb: *“well, you’re not wrong”*

    • @santoshtripathi3814
      @santoshtripathi3814 4 года назад +39

      Lmao😂😂

    • @declanclark8078
      @declanclark8078 4 года назад +14

      Amazing Muffin haha

    • @dr.samuelhayden5408
      @dr.samuelhayden5408 4 года назад +87

      why do cannibals dont eat russians
      bacause we have no delicious proteins because we never eat

    • @RoseSnitch
      @RoseSnitch 4 года назад +40

      @@dr.samuelhayden5408 this has gone way darker than i thought it would

    • @dr.samuelhayden5408
      @dr.samuelhayden5408 4 года назад +16

      Talitha Belvarini good

  • @salvatoresultana4058
    @salvatoresultana4058 10 месяцев назад +15

    “See Charles? He’s a foodie like you.”
    “WHO ARE YOU?!” 😂😂

  • @HelloHi-ih1uf
    @HelloHi-ih1uf 4 года назад +317

    8:50 the way Charles screamed for Jake 😭😂

    • @braeeee_
      @braeeee_ 3 года назад +8

      sounded like a moose

  • @Psyduc
    @Psyduc 4 года назад +2220

    plot twist: Caleb was trying to eat Jake the whole time, he was just pretending to be friendly and waiting. (He is not good at eating adult) You can see how the moment he knew Jake is leaving he revealed his true self.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 года назад +350

      Nah, he just had lost a lot of blood, he needed some protein to replenish. ;)

    • @pt7981
      @pt7981 4 года назад +8

      😂😂 Good one Psyfuck.

    • @titliroy4713
      @titliroy4713 4 года назад +368

      He took a dagger for him. So they are friends. He can't resist his natural urges, but he really does consider Peralta his friend.

    • @LaMortDeLaMusique
      @LaMortDeLaMusique 3 года назад +124

      @@titliroy4713 Honestly I think he only does it to freak Jake out, he only started doing it *after* being stabbed.

    • @noahnespoli4604
      @noahnespoli4604 3 года назад +8

      Man that's dark

  • @Ana.Garcia.
    @Ana.Garcia. 3 года назад +9

    Intense Hannibal style shot, zoom in, dramatic music.... "JAAKE! IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU! COME GIVE ME A HUG!"

  • @GrimTheDestroyer
    @GrimTheDestroyer 5 лет назад +1608

    Wait a minute, didn't Jake say he is physically not capable of having any facial hair?

    • @OverratedPerson22
      @OverratedPerson22 5 лет назад +606

      The things jail does to you, man...

    • @davvalaa7024
      @davvalaa7024 5 лет назад +75

      No just incapable of growing a moustache

    • @eenix
      @eenix 5 лет назад +47

      Prison changes people

    • @scottjones3297
      @scottjones3297 5 лет назад +123

      Why do you think they got hair from Romero?

    • @hjonkr6187
      @hjonkr6187 5 лет назад +26

      Maybe he just can’t have a moustache, like if he shaves everything the stache slips off

  • @XenonPrimeSBSV
    @XenonPrimeSBSV 5 лет назад +109

    I like how they keep forgetting that he will try to eat them.
    Sort of, getting stabbed seems to have made him more impulsive.

  • @tdexth
    @tdexth 3 года назад +76

    I love how Charles feel his friendship with Jake is threatened by Caleb.

    • @maemae9594
      @maemae9594 Год назад +2

      He feels that way about all of Jake's friends

    • @HaydrogenBomb
      @HaydrogenBomb 8 месяцев назад

      To be fair, a lotta those guys were red flags.

  • @Pizza-rg5yu
    @Pizza-rg5yu 4 года назад +543

    When i say i’m bisexual, i mean i like girls and bearded Jake Peralta.

    • @R01SE
      @R01SE 3 года назад +5

      Yes

    • @Matvo
      @Matvo 3 года назад +2

      How does it feel to be lesbian?

    • @DeliriousSquid
      @DeliriousSquid 3 года назад +6

      Everyone likes bearded Jake Peralta. EVERYONE.

  • @kkmlfc16
    @kkmlfc16 4 года назад +242

    Caleb : "I'll tell you one thing your not looking for a cannibal". Holt: "Then Why is that? Caleb: "No self respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce"😂😂😂

  • @SantaPorter420
    @SantaPorter420 11 месяцев назад +12

    Picante beef is a street flavour, Caleb is a woodworker, Brooklyn 99 is the gift that keeps on giving😂

  • @thegayathrikable
    @thegayathrikable 4 года назад +1616

    "I'm Charles...I'm Jake's best friend'
    "Charles, he's serving three life sentences, no need to flex"
    😂😂

  • @malaikarana9612
    @malaikarana9612 5 лет назад +406

    I was waiting for this since so long! Love me a cannibal like him! 😂

    • @BlitzerXYZ
      @BlitzerXYZ 5 лет назад +12

      You mean wood worker

    • @DJSamsonofficial
      @DJSamsonofficial 5 лет назад

      check out IT Crowd: Moss and the German. Very funny episode and similarly funny cannibal imo.

    • @vond5829
      @vond5829 5 лет назад

      @@DJSamsonofficial no

    • @levipeterken4020
      @levipeterken4020 5 лет назад

      @@vond5829 Yeah, it's pretty good

  • @migueloliveira283
    @migueloliveira283 2 года назад +28

    "The secret is eat the evidence" - Caleb the wood worker

  • @andrechristianto4675
    @andrechristianto4675 5 лет назад +229

    I always cracked up laughing when Caleb tried to eat him and everyone panic

  • @russelltietjen4407
    @russelltietjen4407 5 лет назад +266

    See, I always remember this actor as the wimpy, kinda useless teacher from the Goldbergs.
    Now he eats children. Neat.

  • @gunzkillr2436
    @gunzkillr2436 3 года назад +353

    Charles: He ate kids
    Jake: Well people are complicated
    Love that part😂

  • @Am_L1
    @Am_L1 5 лет назад +136

    Wait.. one episode he is bad with phones and technology.. and in another one he is online friends with all the serial killers and is an admin of a forum xD

    • @mariakutsu5946
      @mariakutsu5946 5 лет назад +27

      guess he only made an excus for putting the fiesta filter

    • @nickm8810
      @nickm8810 5 лет назад +47

      He may know how to use computers but not modern phones

    • @MiniM69
      @MiniM69 5 лет назад +27

      Computers have been mass marketed for a while and around even longer.

    • @Pattey26
      @Pattey26 5 лет назад +4

      Yea he said he was not good with new tech

    • @AnnoyingAsianWitch
      @AnnoyingAsianWitch 4 года назад +19

      Forums are pretty ancient compared to smart phones. Heck, in the early internet, cannibal forums were active and not even considered the dark web yet.

  • @CelticGlasgow6788
    @CelticGlasgow6788 5 лет назад +140

    ~has just been stabbed~”Ow Ow Ow he poked me in my tummy”

  • @rileyboondock9724
    @rileyboondock9724 2 года назад +12

    I like how deeper in the series everyone just gets more comfortable with him being a cannibal and he just starts talking about it so freely😂

  • @bingobazingo9565
    @bingobazingo9565 5 лет назад +47

    I love this character so much. He's brilliant and works off Jake so well.

  • @aihara2799
    @aihara2799 4 года назад +442

    Thats not Caleb, its just Principal Duvall who got arrested after Mean Girls 2

    • @melonlovexfrs8521
      @melonlovexfrs8521 4 года назад +16

      Maybe his name is Caleb Duvall

    • @melonlovexfrs8521
      @melonlovexfrs8521 4 года назад +3

      Illuminati confirmed

    • @Valeria-zz7bs
      @Valeria-zz7bs 4 года назад +2

      I CANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Digmer
      @Digmer 4 года назад +1

      2? there is a sequel?!

    • @aihara2799
      @aihara2799 3 года назад +3

      Digmer yeah there is a sequel, but its literally HORRIBLE

  • @pga128
    @pga128 4 года назад +82

    3:42 he's filming vertically but the recording later is horizontal, showing clearly that there were more than 3 tries

  • @sheikhfloppa7901
    @sheikhfloppa7901 5 лет назад +82

    Caleb: *gets stabbed*
    Also Caleb: ow ow ow ow he poked me in my tummy

  • @Pelpe
    @Pelpe 5 лет назад +89

    You are a cannibal that ate 6 people.
    Nine and a half!
    😂

  • @razlem
    @razlem 4 года назад +108

    8:08 he's so cute at this lol

  • @firsteerr
    @firsteerr 4 года назад +44

    Tim Meadows is a wonderful comedy actor his delivery is outstanding and so natural it makes it much funnier

    • @tedmich
      @tedmich Год назад

      he was great in Popstar too!

  • @greatwhitesufi
    @greatwhitesufi 5 лет назад +61

    The guard is so disgusted when Caleb describes knocking out and eating *Weak Children*

  • @madnoirthethird
    @madnoirthethird 2 года назад +47

    0:34 "The secret is eating the evidence"

  • @Idk-bw3ib
    @Idk-bw3ib 5 лет назад +54

    "The secret is eating the evidence".
    ~Caleb

  • @A_D25
    @A_D25 5 лет назад +121

    The tension on Charles face when Jake was talking to Caleb 😂

  • @marctouss1862
    @marctouss1862 11 месяцев назад +5

    tim meadows' delivery is just so awesome.. it throws you off and draws you in at the same time.. he's such an underrated brilliant comedian..

  • @alkr626
    @alkr626 5 лет назад +29

    this is why i like this show for caracters like this,, Pemento, pontiac bandit etc.