Funnily enough, this must be the only 4Chan green text I actually bet its real, because it's so overly cliché and filled with specific romance anime tropes that I honestly don't think the dude would have wrote it at all if it didn't actually happened
Had a similar experience a couple of months ago, although not that intense. Haven't had a said into anything, she decided to act, she decided to stop acting. I was just there.
Anon ALMOST had me for a sec. Cause honestly I could see some Karen being brainrotted enough to just sit on a dude's lap for daring to sit in "her" seat as some form of punishment cause she thinks shes the main character, and I can also see high schoolers nowadays using internet slang unironically in everyday speech cause the internet is very influencial plus I could also see them using it on this guy in a teasing way to make fun of him. But then the lunchroom bit happens and suspension of disbelief flies right out the window and it becomes clear that anon is just trying to impress 4chaners, as though they'd give a fuck lmao
anon had a great time with his shampoo bottles while making this up
heh
Funnily enough, this must be the only 4Chan green text I actually bet its real, because it's so overly cliché and filled with specific romance anime tropes that I honestly don't think the dude would have wrote it at all if it didn't actually happened
This is my favorite joke, sometimes I click on these videos just to comment it 😂
@@tiolloyd9555"cliché and filled with tropes", nah it should be real.
implying a 4chan user takes showers
One of the better stories I’ve seen someone type with only one hand.
Must be good with his left hand too if he can type all that before freeing the right
WHAT THE FUUUUUCCKKKK
This isn't weird enough to be true. The true stories are the weird ones.
Fake: do I have to explain?
Gay: only a complete fairy could come up with such a fairytale.
And then everyone clapped.
without their hands
@@reculi🤨
Congratulations!
......and tipped him 20 dollarydoos....
Fake: A girl has unironic interet in anon
Gay: anon insists a lot about other men calling him king and patting him physically
You're the King for making this comment
The best fake n gay comment
It’s fine just wait for the lamp
dammit that story is everywhere. 😛
They looking kinda weird
“lamp schizo chad”
Least believable op
Most* you mean
@@gunsevenwhillans420Nah,least
@@Ceruleanno That implies any of the other stories are actually believable
He should at least not have made up the class calling him "chad"
The schizo is STRONG in this one
The moment the NPCs started talking like 4chan people I immediately knew this story was fake
If it wasn't already obviously fake enough, the "text her a joke" into "she immediately laughs" doesn't make any sense.
It can mean 😂 tbf
I'll take things that never happened for 500
Lads she isn’t going to fall into your lap you have to do at least a little bit to make it happen. Just a little.
Unless you look like an absolute chad ☝️🤓
ANON NO!!! YOU'RE FALLING FOR THE MONTHLY BABY PAYCHECK STRATEGY!!!! SOMEONE WARN HIM!!!!!
by the way fake (touched a woman) and gay (smelly person from the gym sat on him)
Listen, I'll take three.
@@jesusofbullets Same, count me in 🌚
This is the type of stories I make up so I dont get depressed
Why do you think OP wrote it? Thousands of young men without a clue in the world.
"SA is okay when women do it"
holy fake
Bro forgor the meds
Fake: anon is an incel
Gay: he wasn’t bricked up
This has to be something from an anime.
so we're lying for no reason at all
And then he woke up.
Obviously fake, but that sounds like such a random anime plot, except she would have acted like a tsundere for longer.
Why make up a fake story on 4 chan of all places
And then he woke up
fake: you know why
gay: another man calling anon king
Out of all the fake and gay stories, this one is the fakest and gayest
These comments are better then the story I ain't gonna lie
If you spent more time listening to your prof ramble about Nietzsche you might actualyl get somewhere.
obligatory
IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM, IT’S NOT FAIR!
...
>then I woke up.
This one wasted space on 4chan's housing servers...
But how did the philosophy studies go?!
As Socrates might say, Anon has the Vulgar Aphrodite on his mind, not the Heavenly
lap pillow chad 😂 nobody has ever muttered that combination of words out loud in the entire history of humanity.
Girl tried to embarrass him, and was flattered by his dominate behaviour
Sure.
bro what
Hit it. Quit it. Write a philosophy essay on it.
And then one day Stacy gave anon a lamp as an anniversary gift
someone screams lap pillow chad yeah this is real
Anon, why does the lamp look weird?
First time Anon isn’t using flowery ahh vocabulary for his fanfics 😱
the ftx thing got me lmao
Tis true, i was the chair next to him.
"and then everyone clapped"
This feels like it was inspired by dipcifika fanfic and dude wanted to know how many people will notice
Had a similar experience a couple of months ago, although not that intense.
Haven't had a said into anything, she decided to act, she decided to stop acting.
I was just there.
Ok so a lot of the stories are fake but this one made me phisically recoil from being this fake
I totally forgot something like this happened to me before😮…a girl in my class sat on top of me but I was too young and got mad at her for doing it
"king behavior"
"lap-based rizz" 💀
Well, its worth a try. If ones up for some hard game
What universities have cafeterias? Aren’t they called dining halls? What universities have unified lunch hours?
Nice
Di her ungodly mix of vanilla perfume snd gym sweat have the strength of a thousand suns, anon ?
Of all the greentexts that didn’t happen this one didn’t happen the most.
You know what anons, this one's not fake nor gay, it's beautiful
Anon ALMOST had me for a sec. Cause honestly I could see some Karen being brainrotted enough to just sit on a dude's lap for daring to sit in "her" seat as some form of punishment cause she thinks shes the main character, and I can also see high schoolers nowadays using internet slang unironically in everyday speech cause the internet is very influencial plus I could also see them using it on this guy in a teasing way to make fun of him.
But then the lunchroom bit happens and suspension of disbelief flies right out the window and it becomes clear that anon is just trying to impress 4chaners, as though they'd give a fuck lmao
Anon forgot his schizo pills
I can make a better and convincing story with 2 words than this
Too much Nagatoro, anon
It shouldve been meeee
Faker than the LoL goat
bro watched too much anime with tsundere characters
Tonight on things that happened
Lmao
Believable reaction to being sat on by Anon
Everything else (including actually being sat on) not so much
Nah, that's possible if she's into subs, so I don't get why dudes here are so sceptical.
Who else clicked cause 707?
This is the fakest and gayest story i've seen so far
The background song ruins this
Please don't be fake (it is)
Fakes i can live with. But this is just pathetic
Fake, gay & totally awesome
Falsified and homosexual
😶
Fake as shit
Didn't happen