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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
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~~~Rules~~~
~If politics get brought up, stay civil to one another
~Do not joke about your age
~Do not mention other streamer's live content happening in my chat
~Do not be a jerk my duder
~~~Credits~~~
*3D Summer Model*
/ ariexeina
*Emotes*
/ ireneaneki
/ kitsuki_vt
/ novaobscurity
/ ouchihitme
*PFP*
/ novaobscurity
*Chibi Alerts*
/ kuwagotheowl
*Boing GIF*
/ hana87z
BG
*Kirsche Surveillance Room*
Art: / gedraji // Animator: / kjoee88
*Kirsche Crime Boss Illust*
x.com/jk_arts07
*Kirsche in sea of Cubes Illust*
/ knightfang_sfw
*Kirsche @ Mike's Pastry in Boston BG*
/ light_artist
*Intro/Chatting/Outro BGM*
/ retropetet
*Table Asset*
/ neill_ayane
Timestamps:
07:42 start & thankyous
09:20 announcement Tuesday Feb 4, doctor's appointment, either late or canceled stream
14:37 crimeboss getting crossplay with consoles in March
18:53 hic
19:28 Too big to have a million alerts, need to restructure them
20:27 timing
24:49 Article: Fox News live updates "Medevac flight transporting pediatric patient crashes, explodes near homes in Philadelphia"
27:21 Raid from MumiPlayngames
28:10 Troubleshooting streamelements bot
31:18 Back to article
32:08 Raid from MonKeh342
33:28 Article: NBC 10 Philadelphia "Live Updates: Day after deadly Northeast Philly plane crash "
35:53 Schizo theories about the DC crash
37:22 Worries moments before takeoff, concerns about flying currently, Kirsche doesn't want to fly anymore
39:35 Car crashes vs plane crashes
39:57 hic
43:24 People getting sucked into plane turbines
46:29 "Where are my black people?" ... SLAVES
48:39 Raid from himawarikotetsu
49:25 Twitter video: "Skating rink dates"
51:51 We need to bring back shame, people need to know what shouldn't be allowed in public
53:38 Kirsche's actual experience at skating rinks, reading comments
56:16 Car window tint
1:01:25 Tint laws
1:04:35 The best tint shops will ask if you are trying to be legal
1:07:31 Twitter: The White House just released a video of moms whose children were m*rdered by illegals in response to Selena Gomez crying over deportations.
1:09:20 Twitter video: "Always remember: Listen to the police. You will never win."
1:11:24 Video: "Perp Attacked By K9 Reaches For knife"
1:16:55 hic
1:16:56 Lore: The only time Kirsche was pulled over, boyfriend got so mad he started physically assulting Kirsche in the middle of the police station
1:19:44 Lore: Jewish ex-boyfriend was so insufferable that his mother hated dealing with him, had to call police to get stuff once she broke up with im
1:21:36 Green flags are someone who does kind things without being asked, basic human decency for a partner
1:22:58 Lore: When Kirsche gave up vegetarianism, her first burger was Burger King, now she has cravings for it after an orgasm
1:24:59 hic
1:25:09 Why Kirsche went vegetarian - she thought she hated meat, but she just hated the way people around her cooked it
1:25:26 Would have to resist the urge to propose to a man if he grilled her a burger right after sex
1:27:02 Lore: Kirgrandma loved boiling meat, boule
1:28:32 Man musk and grilled meat
1:29:36 Tangent: Latest Caleb Hammer Financial audit, lady with retarded sugar daddy testing him other women's photos for money
1:31:08 "Mashed potato" sugar daddy, Kirsche predicted he had horrible smegma problem
1:33:39 Back to video
1:34:44 Lore: Pizza Hut kindergarten book stamps
1:37:39 He DOES think he's in GTA!
1:39:41 Passenger princess
1:40:12 hic
1:51:19 Twitter video: moms whose children were m*rdered by illegals in response to Selena Gomez crying over deportations
1:51:40 raid from derpybadger
1:51:52 hic
1:53:32 Selena Gomez is an american, she made her wealth from americans, how out of touch is she to cry over illegals
1:55:07 tweet ZachWLambert "Photograph taken two days ago at the FBI Academy in Quantico"
1:55:27 Retarded comments under tweet
1:57:48 tweet Lukeroslak "GSA's tech arm, a far-left agency that viciously subverted Trump during his first term, surrendered after an elonmusk deputy took over. It deleted huge swaths of code dedicated to virtue-signaling rather than mission, such as its "inclusion bot" that lectured staff
1:59:34 18F and US GSA TTS
2:01:29 Announcing visual descriptions so that blind people can understand the makeup of the meeting
2:03:30 asmr they're inclusive, you want to be a good person don't you?
2:03:57 jewish, jew-ish, jew-curious, culturally jewish
2:05:37 Afinity groups
2:12:58 hic x2
2:14:49 Cordelia "Void my gender warrenty - turn a penis into a pussy"
2:16:04 How The Sausage Is Made
2:16:41 It's very easy to emotionally manipulate people, especially from a position of a trusted expert
2:18:39 loop League of Legends player Remilia coaxed into autogynephilia
2:20:20 Telling the difference between fiction and reality, even if you hate something, do not destroy information about it, hold it up as an example to not follow down again
2:22:45 Bio's of more 18F employees
2:22:50 hic, back to article
2:26:54 Article: Daily Wire "‘Triggered’ No More: Fed Tech Arm Deletes ‘Inclusion Bot’ Page After Musk Takeover"
2:28:16 'Peanut gallery' is racist, article: Five Counties Children's center "12 Common Words & Phrases with Racist Origins or Connotations"
2:29:52 "The peanut gallery could be here, the peanut gallery could be anywhere"
2:34:37 Article video: WSB-TV "South Fulton mayor walks out of city council meeting early after expenses questioned"
2:36:38 Trying to use the race card on a room full of black people
2:43:29 Back to racist phrases article
2:45:19 Ebonics is not an equally acceptable way of speaking english, Kirsche's relaxed vs customer service voice
2:47:26 Struggling to understand thick accents
2:49:01 Kirsche avoids calling customer support whenever she can
2:57:05 "We don't know who it's mocking, but it's mocking someone with brown skin, so you can't say it"
2:57:58 Article: AP News "Sen. Bob Menendez guilty of taking bribes in cash and gold and acting as Egypt’s foreign agent"
3:02:04 If no senator has been removed from office in over a century, then there is a massive amount of covering up of corrupt behavior
3:05:37 Lore: He's just like Kirsche, getting made fun of for not trusting banks and hiding stacks of cash around the house along with a coded spreadsheet for all the hiding spaces that was also hidden
3:09:22 Lore: Brought that habit along with her when she starting living with Tim, he was extremely confused when she told him to get her boots for the down payment for her car, car salesman was also extremely confused when she dropped stacks of hundreds on them
3:14:49 Back to article
3:16:16 Couples just don't talk about finances, that is an insane idea for Kirsche
3:17:42 Reddit story about shit-eating, this is why sexual compatibility is extremely important
3:21:32 asmr babe I've always had a fetish for grandfathers
3:22:12 back to article
3:30:57 gamesupps flavors
3:32:49 Why would you care about what Jocat has to say about vtubers
3:33:28 thank yous
3:34:09 If your partner is unable to be trusted with money, then that is a massive problem with your relationship
3:36:33 growing up in a traditional household where the man is the breadwinner and the woman handles all the finances and bills
3:38:26 Marriage is an extremely serious vow, and divorce should not be allowed except for an abusive situation
3:41:03 asmr valley girl maybe you just need a better job
3:41:04 Everyone has baggage, it just depends on what you are willing to work with, and it is something that you should work on throughout your relationship
3:41:54 Relationships aren't always happy, there are sometimes rough and serious times, you have to build each other up into the best versions of each other, you can be the catalyst and support for someone growing into a better person
3:52:00 loop Colombian donkey fucking
4:00:56 hic
4:05:06 explaining why women love being choked or overpowered
4:05:34 All women are attracted to powerful men, if you can't overpower Kirsche, you aren't attractive to her
4:07:42 asmr hag oh jerry I'm gonna fall over you can't do that unless I'm near a bed
4:09:28 kirsche has very pale skin which bruises easily
4:09:55 lore kirdad saw her bruises from abusive ex, kirdad + police getting her things
4:15:17 lore having to explain to mythic manager why she's labeled as "racist against puerto ricans". Retells the puerto rican neighbor cat beating story
4:16:47 lore: Kirdad: "you cannot go to lawrence, it is dangerous for you there"
4:19:03 kirsche was on track to end up like her mother and like a progressive, kirdad pulled her out
4:22:18 game launched: Crime Boss: Rockay City
4:24:10 Kirsche vs Liberal Kir vs Meth Kir
4:25:01 Mission 1
4:31:36 Kirsche giving sponsorship discounts to games she likes or to small developers
4:36:45 Success
4:39:05 Mission 2 - Attempt 1
4:40:06 asmr: how dare you step away and not give your attention to the stream, we practice piss retention here
4:43:42 stealth failed
5:04:03 hic
5:05:10 ghost of yotei is fucked on arrival
5:08:18 Despressed with the state of GTA 6
5:09:11 Texas wrist slap, you can't just allow them to be shuffled around, they need to be fired and prevented from finding more work in the industry
5:10:18 Trump is going to do his best to remove DEI from the public sector, people need to have the backbone to actually kick out the ideology
5:11:41 The marxist rot has been festering in our society for decades, and it will take even longer to rip it out
5:12:37 Annoyed at people becoming complacent with only the first steps of getting rid of DEI
5:13:45 They anticipated being found out and having to change things, if you stop now, you will only be feeding into their plans
5:19:08 failure, pepperwolf's heroic run ends
5:21:16 Attempt 2
5:24:04 Stealth failed
5:25:07 reading out her meal menu for the week
5:25:36 hic
5:30:13 Kirsche's current favorite fish, haddock
5:32:36 No one knows when the 2nd drop of Hololive stuff for Round1 is happening
5:46:08 hic
5:48:55 Failure
5:50:41 Bad extract should be tweaked to have just a little bit more cover
5:51:48 Raid target: Filian
Long live the timestamp chad!
5:24:04
You timestamped the exact moment Pepperwolf fucked up the stealth 🤣
@@HypnoPantsOnline it was at that moment i knew.... i fucked up..
As a life-long sci-fi fan with several trans/lgbt friends I hope and believe we will get to true reassignment/bodyswap surgeries (or just full cybernetic replacement bodies) in time to help people be who they want to be (whether that's gender-based or living without physical disabilities etc) but the unfortunate, harsh truth is that the med-tech isn't there yet and patience and societal discourse is sorely needed.
Thanks for playing cwime bobs today with me! I need to go through that mission a few more times with my friend so we can 3 star it for the first time with Kirsche. I also feel like I'm one step closer to catching that silly foxu as her himbo 💪
God speed sir. Please take her and keep her off the dating market
I just want to say that RUclips suggested a DEI After 5 video under this one from 4 months ago. And it currently has a whipping 69 views. I'm not about to change that nice number. Lol
I can't believe Kirsche told everyone where she hides her money.
I for one, am taking that to the grave.
2:45:30 "When linguistically speaking, both ways of speaking are equally good" Yet translators exist. Just because you view two ways of speaking as equally good that doesn't make it any easier to understand each other.
2:16:50 Foxu with the powerful truth
2:37:45 That woman in black next to her elbowed her so quick. Like "Don't say that!"
5:41:17
I AM THE DEFENSE
I called Tech Support for my internet, and this lady with an Indian accent said her name was Laquisha.
3:07:31 huh was not expecting kirsche to be mister krabs level bank hating but nice
3:21:48 and there is the disturbing sex joke right on time
My heart goes out to all Families.
Thank you Kirsche.
I thankfully have never had bank issues
How will you reciprocate your Himbo’s kind actions? Outside of sex and food
I only ever heard Uppity to describe people up tight and snooty people. Like, "Look at them uppity rich ass holes." Was also an older term from the 80s and 90s.
I found it in a book, "I Never Had It Made by Jackie Robinson", otherwise it was quite hard to find those two words together.
Thanks for making me feel old
You may spend all your time online but you’re probably not spending that online time in a twitter or Reddit high concentration echo chamber.
I wouldn't do anything with Merry if I were you. I saw Pippa's interview with him and the dude's not someone you want to be associated with.
If you fly international, just make sure it's not with western companies.
There is no "they" it is assuredly he.
💙💙💙
How the hell do you boil a meatball?
very carefully....
How's it going, Shalom Jews?