Anon Dated His Teacher

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
  • Anon Dated His Teacher | 4chan greentext stories
    Disclaimer: This video is made for entertainment and humor purposes only. It is not intended to offend, harm, or target anyone. Any resemblance to real events or people is purely coincidental and not meant to offend. This content is entirely fictional; nothing presented here is real. Please enjoy responsibly and with an open mind!

Комментарии • 81

  • @wuzido2200
    @wuzido2200 10 дней назад +270

    his shampoo bottles surely agree with him that this story is real

    • @mycrushisapotato2741
      @mycrushisapotato2741 10 дней назад +10

      That shampoo bottle watched peak fiction being created in front of it 🗣️⚡💯🔥

  • @bitwize
    @bitwize 10 дней назад +490

    This is literally the President of France's backstory except he ended up wifing the teacher.

    • @Jon14141
      @Jon14141 10 дней назад +9

      Indeed..

    • @GHKiwi
      @GHKiwi 10 дней назад

      That man is a raving homosexual and his "wife" is just a cover for public image.

    • @lukabajic9729
      @lukabajic9729 10 дней назад +13

      his wife was iirc a music teacher tho

    • @benis2818
      @benis2818 10 дней назад +23

      Didn't wait till he was 18 either afaik

    • @thereturnofmang4733
      @thereturnofmang4733 10 дней назад

      What if the president of france is a biological female and the "first lady" is a biological male? Oh wait...

  • @SeanErnstHuerva
    @SeanErnstHuerva 11 дней назад +392

    Damn I don't know what to feel about the end yk the *"legally"*

    • @SeymoreSparda
      @SeymoreSparda 11 дней назад +30

      meaning, there exist, those who were, what she calls, "hers who got away....illegally". Talk about one sentence horror stories material.

    • @MTOP67
      @MTOP67 11 дней назад +18

      Something tells me (if real which it isn't) this "teacher" is a predator

    • @SeymoreSparda
      @SeymoreSparda 10 дней назад +9

      @@MTOP67 One that HASN'T been caught yet, red handed or otherwise. Don't forget that part. If logic still serves me right, and what he told was true.

  • @PepsiDogreal
    @PepsiDogreal 10 дней назад +263

    Fake: duh.
    Gay: His male math professor is hitting on him

  • @somnus7959
    @somnus7959 10 дней назад +79

    “Ma’am, you literally taught me long division” that made me giggle a bit

  • @PretentiousPicklePickingPunk
    @PretentiousPicklePickingPunk 10 дней назад +77

    0:30 is diabolical work 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anidiot4243
    @anidiot4243 11 дней назад +152

    fake as it can get

    • @axmajpayne
      @axmajpayne 10 дней назад +3

      Well, considering the "this content is entirely fictional" disclaimer in the description, ya.

    • @viscountalpha
      @viscountalpha 9 дней назад

      if this was fake, there wouldn't be believable context. I think something went down with the group of ladies. dude left out crazy bdsm stuff I bet.

    • @Archbishop_of_the_Noodle
      @Archbishop_of_the_Noodle 6 дней назад

      Sounds like a retelling of the french president and his wife.

  • @saintlucifer4131
    @saintlucifer4131 10 дней назад +39

    "Except I'm white and alive, so more like Larry Bird" is DIABOLICAL 😭😭😭

  • @szadec9264
    @szadec9264 4 дня назад +3

    Don't care if it's fake: Anon's on fire with those puns.

  • @aldokurti3272
    @aldokurti3272 10 дней назад +18

    This anon sure has a way with words.

  • @Chewbaka55555
    @Chewbaka55555 10 дней назад +7

    I think we all took a moment of silence to process that “legally”

  • @настроениеплачущийкот

    WHY THIS PICTURE

    • @XX-br5bn
      @XX-br5bn 10 дней назад +5

      Because short hair black Mita is cool

    • @bladeseeker4238
      @bladeseeker4238 10 дней назад +2

      @@XX-br5bn Sounds like 'red-eye white -Mita- Dragon' to me.

    • @exa0710
      @exa0710 10 дней назад

      It makes SENSE. Mita sounds like the kind of person to do this to you

  • @NotGleSki
    @NotGleSki 10 дней назад +6

    Ain’t ever catching me texting other girls if I had that 😭✌️

  • @reginaldgickington4793
    @reginaldgickington4793 9 дней назад

    I love how halfway through the story hes like "start noticing some red flags", like, oh NOW you notice some? Just now? Not 3 months ago? Now you notice some red flags?

  • @ryanadams0922
    @ryanadams0922 2 дня назад

    That ending got me XD ther is a little bit of me that hopes this is real but at the same time .........

  • @cuhgaming69420
    @cuhgaming69420 10 дней назад +17

    what kobe do bruh lmao

  • @Dryadenjoyer
    @Dryadenjoyer 9 дней назад +1

    I watched this.
    And I’m still can’t conclude was it a Blessing or a a Curse.

  • @knowwudimean1064
    @knowwudimean1064 10 дней назад +2

    And then he cleaned himself off.

  • @muckmuck3403
    @muckmuck3403 11 дней назад +31

    Was is this baloney

    • @MTOP67
      @MTOP67 11 дней назад +7

      Anons dream

  • @dannylo5875
    @dannylo5875 10 дней назад +3

    Mmm. Women still got her fun and ate the cake. Guy also got away. Legally. Both are Adults.

  • @All-Father8500
    @All-Father8500 10 дней назад +10

    Why did bro fumble?

    • @axmajpayne
      @axmajpayne 10 дней назад +5

      Because it's fake.

    • @All-Father8500
      @All-Father8500 10 дней назад +5

      @@axmajpayne yeah I know it's fake, but why did he fumble even in his fantasy? 😭

    • @righteousone5119
      @righteousone5119 9 дней назад

      ​@@All-Father8500why date a known pred?

    • @All-Father8500
      @All-Father8500 9 дней назад +4

      @@righteousone5119 18 is 18, that's an adult, wym?

    • @mickj9203
      @mickj9203 5 дней назад +2

      ​@@righteousone5119Stop making up new rules that people don't need to follow

  • @MrlspPrt
    @MrlspPrt 10 дней назад +17

    As a 35 years old university professor who dates 20 years old students, I must say I would never make a scene about a girl texting a man his age... we both know why are there and it's just stupid complying when they are at "that age".

    • @dannylo5875
      @dannylo5875 10 дней назад +1

      You're not even old. Your peak. Wait till you reach 30.😂 Lol. Meant 40.

  • @dressog1251
    @dressog1251 10 дней назад +2

    Clicked because of Short hair Mita. GLORY TO MITA!!! GLORY TO MISIDE!!!

  • @EZ72.
    @EZ72. 9 дней назад

    Mans done used a great photo of short-haired Mita for the most fake story ever

  • @viscountalpha
    @viscountalpha 9 дней назад

    yeah. dodged a bullet. seriously.

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer 3 дня назад

    Ok, it's fake, but it's very well written. Find X in your pants was actually witty.

  • @Hungyball_
    @Hungyball_ 10 дней назад +4

    Written by a 40 year old on benefits

  • @Alvis183
    @Alvis183 10 дней назад +1

    TF U MEAN LEGALLY💀💀

  • @jamtheripper8230
    @jamtheripper8230 6 дней назад

    Ahahahaha. Midlife crisis edition!

  • @Kaliban00
    @Kaliban00 10 дней назад

    I wish was real,that would give me hopes

  • @apache8795
    @apache8795 10 дней назад

    Fake: anon got a girl. Gay: anon was too stupid to let the good times role.

  • @GolumTR
    @GolumTR 10 дней назад

    Fake: anon talked to a girl
    Gay: clearly a *Canadian* as they are going to a bar at 18

  • @AxeCap73
    @AxeCap73 10 дней назад

    atleast show us a picture.

  • @WENDALLION
    @WENDALLION 9 дней назад

    sauce?

  • @alexauer3697
    @alexauer3697 10 дней назад

    🤯

  • @KBrownson
    @KBrownson 10 дней назад

    Fake, how would he know that every guy failed the class 🧐

  • @ak-1337-g7c
    @ak-1337-g7c 11 дней назад +1

    wtf

  • @inukithesavage828
    @inukithesavage828 10 дней назад

    Yikes