This issue is all about control. A woman who tells you to leave the toilet seat down is trying to establish and maintain the dominant role in the relationship. Remember that.
put the cover down so you both have to do the same amount of work. why the fuck should one person systematically get it their way. if its gonna be an issue, both people are gonna have to lift the seat/cover up and put it back when your done. its sanitary anyway. you wont have toilet water splashing everywhere while you flush
Europe/Finland i have mom, an older sister, and 2 brothers, and during my 18 years of life, i have not heard a damn thing about some toilet seat issues see, women over here know how to put it down themselves
If women are too stupid to look before they sit, then they deserve to fall in. and steve is right.. what made women (and yes, I am one) in control of the toilet seat.. why don't women put the seat up.. ?
I said it and got the same treatment. Now I just do it out of habit. It's kinda sad if you think about tho. A grown ass woman can't put down the toilet seat for herself or can't lift it for her man, but you as the man has to do both!!! Women, I tell ya!!
This is one of the most trivial arguments women have 1. its only fair that People should put the toilet seat where they want when they need it. Men shouldnt have to conform to making sure its perfect for you whenever you want to use the bathroom. Its not like you put it up assuming a man needs to pee next. 2. when men need to go number 2, they dont just sit on the toliet when the seat is up. They actually look so why cant women. its not something that takes a lot of effort. 3. Women dont just sit in public bathrooms without checking it so whats the big deal with actually checking it at home. Its not like thats an extra chore. This is just an annoying argument of how some women just want everything their way all the time.
I heard another comedian do a bit on this and it stuck with me. He said "Women have to sit down twice as much as we do. So why are they falling in and complaining? You would think they would look before they sat down to make sure the seat is down." Anyway, I took this to heart. My husband and I will be married 5 years April 2015, and I have never complained to him or nagged him about leaving the toilet seat up. I simply look before I sit. It has worked well for us. I don't get why women complain about this. Just look before you sit. It's simple. And if you were raised with brothers like I was, then it should be even easier.
This is about control. I had one former girlfriend, she was about control, over the seat, and a lot of other things too. It was the shortest relationship I had.
I just think it's gross when the seat isn't down because that means when you flushed the toilet all that urine was spraying everywhere. There's a study that was done that when toilets are flushed with the seat up the pressure from the toilet can spray bacteria-laden water into the air and around the bathroom including your toothbrushes. Gross! Put the seat down and then flush! Simple!
I'm a 50 year old single white male who's never been married and rarely goes on dates with women. If I'm in somebody's house or apartment I always sit (even when I don't have to). 1) I know I don't make a mess by missing......... 2) I guarantee that the seat stays down. 3) I'll even take a little toilet paper and wipe around the bowl and the bottom of the seat in case somebody else left a mess before I got there. 4) I wash my hands so that I don't have to worry about leaving the bathroom dirtier than I left it.
Unless your boyfriend doesn't know how to aim it properly and pisses all over the toilet anyway, why not not look at the seat being up as a form of "quality assurance". He cares enough to lift it up. Think about it. Which would you rather be greeted by, a dry seat that is up or one that is down with spritz on it. Just a thought.
@@BatmanMCMXCIV , not so. Both seat and lid gets closed at my house. The reduction in germs in the air, especially unseen fecal material, is directly proportional to the lid being closed when flushing. There are 4 males, 2 females, 3 toilets in our house. I bet I have cleaned over 60% of all the toilets all the time. I don't think it is lazy on my part to expect the seat AND LID down. I don't think it is sexist to expect males and females to close both and clean them.
@@joycewobbrock2289 Expect the lid to be down? Maybe get an automatic toilet lid or maybe hire someone to put it back down for you when you need to go pee pee and poo poo.
My ex-bitch had a big problem with this. I asked her what the big deal was and her answer was "I have to TOUCH the toilet seat"! As if I don't. Typical double standard with women. We're supposed to accommodate them for everything.
if my woman makes a problem of a small thing like that then she no going to be mine for long ,cause i do lift it when i have to go now if she compainds y i dont put down well she will not be for long in my house , they fight so long to be equal with men but all they care is about them so i put up with her she has to put up with me if she really wanna be with me if she dont then the door is right there
idk why women complain about this just look before doing anything simple fix. Its just annoying to hear women complain about each and every bad thing that happens. you dont see men walking about talking about how there is makeup all over the bathroom
I don't complain about putting the seat down, and my fiancé doesn't complain about putting it up - what the hell is wrong with people that this becomes an issue?? SMDH
It's just laziness on both part, men and women (especially MEN), to be honest. Putting a seat down isn't the hardest thing, but, the monotony of that routine is what gets people.
Bes Bloke the woman wants the man to put the seat down and have it nice and ready while completely ignoring the fact that someone else was doing the hard work. all a guy wants to do is take a piss not remember to work.
My wife never complains!!! This is stupid! People think their significant other is obligated to them. If the significant other is severely injured, paralyzed, or killed, what are they going to say "I wish he would have learned to leave the toilet seat up"?
How come men never complain about the toilet seat being up or never fall in like women do? We have to sit down, sometimes. Grown people should adjust things to the way they use them before they use them. Don't depend on other people to think about how you want the toilet seat, just open/close it as you see fit. What's the big deal?
What I don't understand is how can incompetent are you that you can't do something as simple as moving the toilet seat to the proper position before going? Why should one gender have to make the conscious action of moving the toilet seat, but the other is completely absolved of it? It's not asthough you enter the bathroom in reverse.
In which case, women should put it back up? Or everyone could just put it where they'd like before they go and leave it once they're finished. Mathematically, this system leads to the fewest toilet seat movements in any period. This reduces the spread of germs, extends the life of the hinge on the seat and restricts the likelihood of RSI. Move it; do your thing; leave it. The only way.
If you put it up, then put it down. If you turn it on, turn it off. Etc. If it only takes you a second to put it up, then it should only take you a second to put it down. Lol
@@joycewobbrock2289 if it is so easy to put it down why not just let it up after you use it so that you wouldnt waste youre 2 seconds. and only spend those seconds when you are using it. if its down and you want it up then go for it. easy not second movement. if its up then put it down.
@@Celestania . Both the lid and seat should always be down. Closing the lid keeps fecal material from being propelled throughout the house. Check out the myth busters on this. Put it down.
I always put the seat and lid down because typically the sink or some common surface is right next to the toilet and I'd hate to accidentally knock or drop something in there.
The real issue that everyone in the comment section seems to be missing is the fact that it is HER APARTMENT! Her roommate's bf does NOT live there, therefore he MUST put everything back in proper order the way he found it. If he lived there with them, then that would be a different story. If a man comes to MY apartment and asks to use MY bathroom and leaves the seat up, that is very disrespectful. It's just like using a cup at someone's house and not offering to wash it, even if they refuse the offer and just washes it themself.
Or you could turn the light on and check before parking yourself. Men have no moral or logical obligation to put the toilet seat down. I'm a lid-down person anyway so I guess I'm just creating hassle for everyone.
Any woman who complains about the toilet seat position should admit she is in a failed marriage and should get a divorce instead of whingeing. How childish and pathetic.
Men may splatter on the rim so put the seat down for cleanliness, for children and so ladies don't sit on the rim in the middle of the night. Especially if they are pregnant.
Thats what i don't understand about some womens. Why would you enter a room, put everything down and sit on something that you haven't bother to take a look? I allways check on where im going to put my butt, i don't care if it is my own house in my own bathroom. I allways check because you never know what could be lying on there or what is not there.
Seriously? That's a problem? I'm a female and I don't care. I grew up with five brothers. Just take a small piece of toilet paper and put the seat down. Takes two seconds. Not hard. Nothing to complain about.
I always put the toilet seat up.My gf nagged me about this but i just always did it,even uncounciesly.My mom taught me to always put toilet seat up after taking a poop because she hated dust and drops getting onto the seat.
if you disregard the Whole gender battle thing, it makes the most sense to leave to seat down. Women do 1 and 2 with the seat down, men only do 2, wich means the seat only needs to be up 1/4 of the time. I might be a guy, but i still have enough logical sense to figure that out.
Nope. I don't date, never been married in my life and never had any kids in my life. And I'm keeping it that way. And I'm 33 years old until May 6. I don't trust having that kind of relationship with a guy at all. And no, I'm not a lesbo either. That is perverted and very disgusting.
I found a great life hack for that problem, that has been working wonders for decades. Unpon careful inspection of a toilet seat, I discovered that there's a big hole in the middle. So I just leave it down and piss through the hole! How brilliant is that? I also discovered that it actually moves. So you can actually move it's position into alternating vertical/horizontal directions. And it's pretty easy to do too! But I guess for some people a printed instruction manual on a sticker on the wall may come in handy. Geezuz effin' christ, people are morons that'll complain about anything....
i put a toilet seat cover on that was real thick like a shag rug. I put a matching cover on the tank. The lids would not stay open on their own. You either held them with one hand, or it would close whether you were done or not. You could also sit down to do your business.
well some men can be careless sometimes. its the way they are. either that or they can leave spatters everywhere because they dont aim right. its one r the other
As a guy and a Canadian Bear, I disapprove of Steve's stance that this is not a teachable lesson to guys. A few years ago some roommates and I used to go and do service for an older couple and it was one of the wife's pet peeves that i used to leave the toilet seat up. She got mad at me and told me not to do it again and i have rarely, if ever, left to toilet seat up since that time nearly 4+ years ago.
In my opinion, women turn issues which affect them into gender issues. A good example is domestic violence-they claim it's sexist to beat women when in reality it's sexist not to
IM EXACTLY LIKE THIS WOMAN, what I find is the men at my house always leave the toilet seat up and especially at night. and when I do to sit down, I almost fall in backward into the toilet seat... which is rather uncomfortable. MEN PLEASE PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN AFTER U USE THE LOO. :-D
men can always put the toilet seat down. i mean i can understand if he lives by himself, but they know women go to the loo with the toilet seat down, not up.
maaaan. i dont get this bs. how guy just do stupid stuff girls dont like. and there is no helping it? bullshit. and if the ladys is happier for a man to do certain things. nothing more is valueble to do
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This issue is all about control. A woman who tells you to leave the toilet seat down is trying to establish and maintain the dominant role in the relationship. Remember that.
Bishes always testing boundaries.
All there is to remember is that you’re a jackass
put the cover down so you both have to do the same amount of work. why the fuck should one person systematically get it their way. if its gonna be an issue, both people are gonna have to lift the seat/cover up and put it back when your done. its sanitary anyway. you wont have toilet water splashing everywhere while you flush
Europe/Finland
i have mom, an older sister, and 2 brothers, and during my 18 years of life, i have not heard a damn thing about some toilet seat issues
see, women over here know how to put it down themselves
If women are too stupid to look before they sit, then they deserve to fall in. and steve is right.. what made women (and yes, I am one) in control of the toilet seat.. why don't women put the seat up.. ?
I said it and got the same treatment. Now I just do it out of habit. It's kinda sad if you think about tho. A grown ass woman can't put down the toilet seat for herself or can't lift it for her man, but you as the man has to do both!!! Women, I tell ya!!
Right.
This is one of the most trivial arguments women have
1. its only fair that People should put the toilet seat where they want when they need it. Men shouldnt have to conform to making sure its perfect for you whenever you want to use the bathroom. Its not like you put it up assuming a man needs to pee next.
2. when men need to go number 2, they dont just sit on the toliet when the seat is up. They actually look so why cant women. its not something that takes a lot of effort.
3. Women dont just sit in public bathrooms without checking it so whats the big deal with actually checking it at home. Its not like thats an extra chore.
This is just an annoying argument of how some women just want everything their way all the time.
Shut up
I heard another comedian do a bit on this and it stuck with me. He said "Women have to sit down twice as much as we do. So why are they falling in and complaining? You would think they would look before they sat down to make sure the seat is down." Anyway, I took this to heart. My husband and I will be married 5 years April 2015, and I have never complained to him or nagged him about leaving the toilet seat up. I simply look before I sit. It has worked well for us. I don't get why women complain about this. Just look before you sit. It's simple. And if you were raised with brothers like I was, then it should be even easier.
This is about control. I had one former girlfriend, she was about control, over the seat, and a lot of other things too. It was the shortest relationship I had.
I just think it's gross when the seat isn't down because that means when you flushed the toilet all that urine was spraying everywhere. There's a study that was done that when toilets are flushed with the seat up the pressure from the toilet can spray bacteria-laden water into the air and around the bathroom including your toothbrushes. Gross! Put the seat down and then flush! Simple!
I'm a 50 year old single white male who's never been married and rarely goes on dates with women.
If I'm in somebody's house or apartment I always sit (even when I don't have to).
1) I know I don't make a mess by missing.........
2) I guarantee that the seat stays down.
3) I'll even take a little toilet paper and wipe around the bowl and the bottom of the seat in case somebody else left a mess before I got there.
4) I wash my hands so that I don't have to worry about leaving the bathroom dirtier than I left it.
Thanks. Ur the man.
How are you still single? 😉
Unless your boyfriend doesn't know how to aim it properly and pisses all over the toilet anyway, why not not look at the seat being up as a form of "quality assurance". He cares enough to lift it up. Think about it. Which would you rather be greeted by, a dry seat that is up or one that is down with spritz on it. Just a thought.
Sorry, I had no intention of up voting my own post! Was trying to view the responses.
The underside of the seat can be nasty. Sometimes its grease/dirt from the outdoor guy. I don't want to touch it.
@@joycewobbrock2289 maybe that means you should clean it. Lazy and sexist
@@BatmanMCMXCIV , not so. Both seat and lid gets closed at my house. The reduction in germs in the air, especially unseen fecal material, is directly proportional to the lid being closed when flushing. There are 4 males, 2 females, 3 toilets in our house. I bet I have cleaned over 60% of all the toilets all the time. I don't think it is lazy on my part to expect the seat AND LID down. I don't think it is sexist to expect males and females to close both and clean them.
@@joycewobbrock2289 Expect the lid to be down? Maybe get an automatic toilet lid or maybe hire someone to put it back down for you when you need to go pee pee and poo poo.
I can easily resolve this, PUT THE DAMN SEAT DOWN YOURSELF
***** I don't piss on it..
Noah, you're so petty. Be a man, damnit!
be a woman
Exactly.
HavenElric Well, obviously she does
My ex-bitch had a big problem with this. I asked her what the big deal was and her answer was "I have to TOUCH the toilet seat"! As if I don't. Typical double standard with women. We're supposed to accommodate them for everything.
she have to touch it?? she aint woried when she puts it in her mouth !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if my woman makes a problem of a small thing like that then she no going to be mine for long ,cause i do lift it when i have to go now if she compainds y i dont put down well she will not be for long in my house , they fight so long to be equal with men but all they care is about them so i put up with her she has to put up with me if she really wanna be with me if she dont then the door is right there
i just put the entire seat down, the lid and the cover.
idk why women complain about this just look before doing anything simple fix. Its just annoying to hear women complain about each and every bad thing that happens. you dont see men walking about talking about how there is makeup all over the bathroom
I don't complain about putting the seat down, and my fiancé doesn't complain about putting it up - what the hell is wrong with people that this becomes an issue?? SMDH
It's just laziness on both part, men and women (especially MEN), to be honest. Putting a seat down isn't the hardest thing, but, the monotony of that routine is what gets people.
Bes Bloke the woman wants the man to put the seat down and have it nice and ready while completely ignoring the fact that someone else was doing the hard work. all a guy wants to do is take a piss not remember to work.
My wife never complains!!! This is stupid! People think their significant other is obligated to them. If the significant other is severely injured, paralyzed, or killed, what are they going to say "I wish he would have learned to leave the toilet seat up"?
I'm a girl, but I don't get why some women insist on the toilet sit to be down?
Is it to hard to put it down yourself? o.O
darkseer100 Agree. And if you want your toilet sit to be down, then put it up for the man you live with.
How come men never complain about the toilet seat being up or never fall in like women do? We have to sit down, sometimes. Grown people should adjust things to the way they use them before they use them. Don't depend on other people to think about how you want the toilet seat, just open/close it as you see fit. What's the big deal?
***** Oh, please, like if a woman visits a man's home, is she going to put the seat up when she is finished? I don't think so!
*****
You never said they would, but your comment does suggest that they should, if that's the way they found it.
***** I know you didn't say that women should put the seat up, I said that they should!
***** With a mind like yours, it's no wonder this country is going down the drain...................
***** That would explain it then...........
If I have to take it upp you have to take it down!
Simple!
Super glue it down:)
Technology should make a computerized toliet seat whereas the lid will automatically goes down after a flush.
I told my wife to put the seat up if she wanted me to put it down!
I didn't get in any trouble (but she didn't listen)!
Steve was right, men will always be men
That's exactly what i say all the time. When I'm done using it I'll put it down, and when you're done using it you put it up. It's only fair.
but why would you touch that nasty ass seat anyway , just put it donw if you need it or put it up if you need it.
This is a small thing...Ladies let it go.
I applaud you for saying that. It is the bottom line.
Actually what he said to his wife is pretty smart and reasonable
Well, I don't generally take it with me.
If the toilet seat is up, I piss with it up, if it's down I piss with it down
What I don't understand is how can incompetent are you that you can't do something as simple as moving the toilet seat to the proper position before going? Why should one gender have to make the conscious action of moving the toilet seat, but the other is completely absolved of it? It's not asthough you enter the bathroom in reverse.
Some point in time someone tricked females into thinking this is an issue and they blindly comply without even knowing why.
In which case, women should put it back up?
Or everyone could just put it where they'd like before they go and leave it once they're finished.
Mathematically, this system leads to the fewest toilet seat movements in any period. This reduces the spread of germs, extends the life of the hinge on the seat and restricts the likelihood of RSI.
Move it; do your thing; leave it. The only way.
I always thought this was a strange complaint, maybe because I had a brother. Just put it down when you go in. No big deal. 🤷🏾♀️
Super glue the toilet seat down
Enjoy a wet seat 😉
thank you sweet god i dont live in America, i dont have to deal with any of that
Man it takes a second to either pull the toilet seat up or down it shocks me that this is actually an issue with girls
If you put it up, then put it down. If you turn it on, turn it off. Etc. If it only takes you a second to put it up, then it should only take you a second to put it down. Lol
@@joycewobbrock2289 if it is so easy to put it down why not just let it up after you use it so that you wouldnt waste youre 2 seconds. and only spend those seconds when you are using it. if its down and you want it up then go for it. easy not second movement. if its up then put it down.
no second movement*
@@Celestania . Both the lid and seat should always be down. Closing the lid keeps fecal material from being propelled throughout the house. Check out the myth busters on this. Put it down.
@@joycewobbrock2289 i dont think most of the people would care about that. but if they do i think that they should do that.
I always put the seat and lid down because typically the sink or some common surface is right next to the toilet and I'd hate to accidentally knock or drop something in there.
The real issue that everyone in the comment section seems to be missing is the fact that it is HER APARTMENT! Her roommate's bf does NOT live there, therefore he MUST put everything back in proper order the way he found it. If he lived there with them, then that would be a different story.
If a man comes to MY apartment and asks to use MY bathroom and leaves the seat up, that is very disrespectful. It's just like using a cup at someone's house and not offering to wash it, even if they refuse the offer and just washes it themself.
It is absurd to make an issue of it.
You lot need to grow up. There are enough problems in this world to stress about.
Did you idiots even READ my comment? FFS GTFO!
Kay Dee
Are you okay?
Hooptie Hamburger Better than you.
Or you could turn the light on and check before parking yourself.
Men have no moral or logical obligation to put the toilet seat down.
I'm a lid-down person anyway so I guess I'm just creating hassle for everyone.
Any woman who complains about the toilet seat position should admit she is in a failed marriage and should get a divorce instead of whingeing. How childish and pathetic.
i never understood why this is such a big deal
isnt there a simple answer.
I leave the seat up and she leaves it down
True eh u let up to do ur peepee and she lets it down to do her peepee. Simple equation.
Men may splatter on the rim so put the seat down for cleanliness, for children and so ladies don't sit on the rim in the middle of the night. Especially if they are pregnant.
My male roommate always leaves the seat and lid down. Every single time
i just close both lids in that situation, but it's just another thing for women to complain about
That's exactly what I do. That way, she's gonna have to put in work, too.
Thats what i don't understand about some womens.
Why would you enter a room, put everything down and sit on something that you haven't bother to take a look?
I allways check on where im going to put my butt, i don't care if it is my own house in my own bathroom. I allways check because you never know what could be lying on there or what is not there.
Dear ladies. Learn how a toilet seat works and then you can put it down yourselves.
Dear men. Learn how a toilet seat works and then you can put it down yourselves.
Seriously? That's a problem? I'm a female and I don't care. I grew up with five brothers. Just take a small piece of toilet paper and put the seat down. Takes two seconds. Not hard. Nothing to complain about.
good for him.
I always put the toilet seat up.My gf nagged me about this but i just always did it,even uncounciesly.My mom taught me to always put toilet seat up after taking a poop because she hated dust and drops getting onto the seat.
I sit down when i pee, always have, it's alot easier. And you don't get urine on the floor.
how about pissing inside the toilet you do taht by aiming.
@@maninthewall6819 When pee hit water or porcelain it bounces and small droplets land on the floor.
It's a toilet seat ladies if I can lift it up you can put it down women are supposed to be able to do anything a man can so what's the problem
Kobe Bryant always put the seat down for his wife and kids. #MVP #RestinPeace
Duh?!
Do your thing and leave it? What's next? Take a dump; leave it?
If my girl looked like her, I'd be checking the toilet seats every hour to make for certain they are all down.
if you disregard the Whole gender battle thing, it makes the most sense to leave to seat down. Women do 1 and 2 with the seat down, men only do 2, wich means the seat only needs to be up 1/4 of the time.
I might be a guy, but i still have enough logical sense to figure that out.
I'd just glue it down permanently and make them go outside and pee.
niiiiiiiiice i guess u get alot of guys ah??u selfish moron
Nope. I don't date, never been married in my life and never had any kids in my life. And I'm keeping it that way. And I'm 33 years old until May 6. I don't trust having that kind of relationship with a guy at all. And no, I'm not a lesbo either. That is perverted and very disgusting.
+Marci Turner I agree with your choice. I'm planning on staying single too. I'm 24.
Just use the other toilet....or have two toilets in the same bathroom
I found a great life hack for that problem, that has been working wonders for decades.
Unpon careful inspection of a toilet seat, I discovered that there's a big hole in the middle.
So I just leave it down and piss through the hole!
How brilliant is that?
I also discovered that it actually moves.
So you can actually move it's position into alternating vertical/horizontal directions.
And it's pretty easy to do too!
But I guess for some people a printed instruction manual on a sticker on the wall may come in handy.
Geezuz effin' christ, people are morons that'll complain about anything....
i put a toilet seat cover on that was real thick like a shag rug. I put a matching cover on the tank. The lids would not stay open on their own. You either held them with one hand, or it would close whether you were done or not. You could also sit down to do your business.
I have a sign I made that hangs above the toilet seat. It's been working since
well some men can be careless sometimes. its the way they are. either that or they can leave spatters everywhere because they dont aim right. its one r the other
Fortunately for me I have a husband who grew up with a bunch of sisters so he is very aware of the fact that he has to put that seat down!!!
what do u mean?? where do u live?
As a guy and a Canadian Bear, I disapprove of Steve's stance that this is not a teachable lesson to guys. A few years ago some roommates and I used to go and do service for an older couple and it was one of the wife's pet peeves that i used to leave the toilet seat up. She got mad at me and told me not to do it again and i have rarely, if ever, left to toilet seat up since that time nearly 4+ years ago.
One more insignificant for women to moan bout lol
Yes of course but women will make it out to be some great oppressive tool men use against them
In my opinion, women turn issues which affect them into gender issues. A good example is domestic violence-they claim it's sexist to beat women when in reality it's sexist not to
It's a mistake? Really? Honestly, I wouldn't marry a woman with whom i'm not equal.
Men should complain about women leaving the seat down.
IM EXACTLY LIKE THIS WOMAN, what I find is the men at my house always leave the toilet seat up and especially at night. and when I do to sit down, I almost fall in backward into the toilet seat... which is rather uncomfortable. MEN PLEASE PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN AFTER U USE THE LOO. :-D
men can always put the toilet seat down. i mean i can understand if he lives by himself, but they know women go to the loo with the toilet seat down, not up.
maaaan. i dont get this bs. how guy just do stupid stuff girls dont like. and there is no helping it? bullshit. and if the ladys is happier for a man to do certain things. nothing more is valueble to do