Yeah but he was anti establishment and big government therefore it was indeed "a far right terrorist attack", just like those monsters that make edgy jokes on Twitter and criticize China
@@BigBangAttack-mt6pz if it was during the bush administration then its totally fine, being anti government is not only the right thing to do, its expected to be mostly peaceful...... if it were under Clinton or obama- then yeah, clearly he is a right wing neo naz, fascist, sexist, homophobic, racist, bigoted, anti Semitic, islamophobic etc....
@@darthmusturd9526 Whatever the fuck all of that has to do with anything. Maybe take a less narcotics and start lifting or some shit. Should get your mind straight.
@@darthmusturd9526 That seems like a copout. You should either use the road or go crosscountry. The side of the road is way easier to travel on...because there's a road right next to it!
They call these type of people “high functioning” Just like addicts or alcoholics... I’ve seen a guys swallow a 5th of vodka to get ready for work... he’d out paint us and out floor us. But we only ever had him for four hours... so in these situations, as much as you could say good about the person there’s just as much or more that you could say against them. I know, sarcasm, but still.
Reminds me of Peacemaker. I fight for Peace. Peace at any cost...And it doesn't matter how many men women and children we have to *snail* to get it. That's roughly the premise of the character.
He saw the last public execution by guillotine in france. Definately one hell of a guy. You can actually watch footage on RUclips. He's the guy in the left corner at the front row
Well partially wholesome but he was one of the scariest people around in ww2 being a member of the SOE and most the stuff he done then is still classified information
"I got a manky eye. I'm a black, scottish cyclops! They've got more feckin' sea monsters in the great Loched Ness than they got the likes of me. So!: T'all ye fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with yer heads full'a eyeballs: Come and get me, I say, I'll be waitin' on ya with a wee bit'a brimstone! I'm a grim, bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end! AAAHAHAHAAA! Oh they're gonna have tae glu you back together, IN HELL!!"
“By using violence to spread your idea, you’re not helping your idea, you’re destroying it.” You do not know how painfully accurate this statement is in this day and age.
This describes basically every single left-wing activist group nowadays. But the best example by far is the T community, a few years ago, nobody even cared about them, they were just living life on their own and doing their own things so most people we're like "whatever" and just ignored them... But then, the far-left neo-marxist activists showed up, with their whole "We need to bring more awareness reeeeeee" argument to justify screaming and screeching at everything and everyone that stood in their way. The results? Now the T community is one of the most hated groups in our modern society (except for the establishment, obviously) and they have only themselves to blame. They decided that instead of integrating into society they should be actively hostile to it and impose their own ideas onto everyone else by force, using the government to protect them.
fuck that, an eternity of constant depression and suicidal ideation. pfft ill see what the first half of the movie is like then probably slip out quietly. already told the fam don't be stupid and host a funeral, ill be deep in the flames already.
@@dreamingmusic3299 if you're going to die and your place in the universe is meaningless then may aswell experience what it has to offer and focus on the things you enjoy. Its nihilism with a smile :)
How about the Nuclear Boyscout, David Hahn. As in the guy who somehow managed to build a functional nuclear reactor in his backyard without his neighbour's or the government realizing it until way later.
@@englishovals It function well and dangerously. He disassembled his device and got caught driving around with a piece of it in his trunk. Explaining to the cops why they shouldn't open the taped up cooler was the beginning of the end. One can still earn an Atomic Energy boy scout badge today.
I just wanna see a Mad Lads on Ned Kelly damnit. The man tried to steal the most amount of money in Australian history with a suit of fuckin metal armor.
@a HERO that doesn’t know what protect means Dank meant nobody will listen to the ideas or debate whether or not they have truth behind them. The government will obviously use any opportunity they can to take away freedoms and increase surveillance by “taking threats seriously”. Nobody is discussing the validity of the ideas presented by BT, they’re shutting down all discussion of those ideas by basically saying if you think that way you’ll be the next terrorist therefore you are evil and you’re not worth speaking to. By doing what he did it has become extremely hard to discuss demographic truths in New Zealand. 99% of people associate not wanting mass immigration of vastly different populations with terrorism here. Much like anarchism is associated with people like this smiley face bomber, even if there are kernels of truth to the growing power of a state not acting in favour of the people, people are driven away from any of the ideas that motivated the crimes of these mentally ill people. I’m against violence partially for this reason but also because there is still a chance for rational discussion and peaceful solutions to these sort of problems. Every attack chips away at the chance we have however. Let me know if I misunderstood what you meant anyhow.
"Well then, where's my gran" Me: Well obviously partying it up in the spirit realm, snorting cocaine and drinking celebrating and watching over you all at the same time, gran is pretty rad.
I lived in a rural part of Iowa when this happened. One of my neighbors actually had a bomb in his mailbox. Thankfully it didn’t go off. My dad opened our mailbox with a cane for weeks afterwards. Flipping the lid down and jumping back. Scary shit.
Gotta get a Mad Lads video on Mohamed Amin. The guy was a photojournalist who'd captured many a moment on camera from famines, wars and battles to the fall of Idi Amin (No relation. Thinking about it, Idi Amin would make for a great Mad Lads vid too). The guy lost an arm in an explosion when covering the Ethiopian Civil War. Didn't put him off continuing his work. Not even slightly. Sadly died in a plane crash, apparently trying to convince fellow passengers onboard Ethiopian Airlines Flight 961 to fight back against a group of hijackers. Definitely a mad lad, that one!
He just did, We all hate that he is gone but we eventually have to admit that he was just a depressed guy who was sick of fame. Sure Courtney may have driven him to do what he did but its bonkers that some people think he was killed. That horrible "Documentary" Soaked in bleach is a bunch of bs.
@An Austrian Painter born in 95 here, fucked up by the military and being paid retirement pay for the foreseeable future. The world is a complex place yet evil is simple.
Madlad my buddy Carl from down the way. The man has pulled more strange than I can count, been on 6 tours of duty in 2 separate wars, done time in military and civilian jail, can lift almost 150 lbs onto his shoulder and walk up a ladder. Body builder, tattoo artist, womanizer, convict and now successful businessman. Fucking legend
Next madlad intro: “Sometimes people can get very pissed when they fail, especially in school. That goes for this man after he failed the Vienna School for Fine Arts. This man would go on to be the leader of Germany and lead his coalition in the biggest war ever and nearly eradicate an entire religion out of unjustified hatred. Ado-“ Ok some of these replies kinda looking a little like legitimate nazis which is kinda disturbing. Classic count dankula community, kinda sad because he makes some good (history?) videos.
"Everybody hates school. And usually people just suffer through it for however many years. But some students...really...don't like school. So much so, that they decide that school should be cancelled...forever. Eric and Dylan."
"Everyone like a party. but every party has that one guy, that one guy who has no chill and ruins the party for everyone, and in early 1900s Russia was having a pretty big party, and that one guy managed to get control of the entire party. Joseph Stalin."
@@grindcoreninja6527 it was semi auto Remington M11 semiautomatic 20 shotgun with a barrel that retracted 3 inches when fired no racking required. The gun wasn't next to the body. You can see the butt of the gun in several pictures taken from the park next to his house. The butt of the gun was near his feet muzzle was between his nipples chest level right hand at his side left hand in a cadaveric spasm (death grip) on the barrel trigger facing to the roof ejection port facing to the right spent 20 gauge shotgun shell to his left on top of a nylon gun case and under a corduroy coat. 2 other live shells were loaded in the gun. I have pictures of all of it ... don't worry about how I got them. There was little blood, no exit wound and his hair looked as if it was "combed out" A barqs root beer can was above him towards the door on his left (never tested for roofies or any other drugs, even though they were found under Courtney's bed) Kurt had benzodiazepines and 3 times the lethal dose of heroin for a hard core addict 2 & 3/4 syringes worth (80 times lethal dose for a first time user) in his blood. I have studied the Cobain death case since his death in 1994. I can with out a doubt tell you what happened and how from the evidence and numerous conflicting stories given. Michael Cali Dewitt was caught in a lie about his knowledge of Kurt's whereabouts from April 1st to April 5th even leaving a lie written on paper as evidence. He is the one who killed Kurt. He roofied Kurt with the soda, injected him and then shot him.
I remember my family propping our mailbox open for a few months when I was a kid. It never dawned on me how odd it was or why it happened until now. And we lived in Maryland.
ive met multiple people with schizoaffective in my time during hospitalization, i can say without a doubt it is one of the most stressful conditions on the brain to have, it can even degenerate the brain in some cases
Absolute Madlad on Robert Evans would be something. He was an executive in charge of Paramount throughout the ‘60s-early ‘90s with notable hits under his belt such as Italian Job, the Godfather duology, 48 Hrs, Top Gun, Clue, the Popeye remake, etc., bringing people like Robert DeNiro, Tom Cruise, Eddie Murphy, Leslie Neislen, Robin Williams, Zucker brothers, among other people to their spotlights. Yet he was involved with the drug gang and other incredible involvement of scams throughout the ‘80s. He also had his own short-lived but underrated animated series aired on Comedy Central back in 2003 called Kid Notorious which has Evans voicing himself. I would picture this madlad episode as another nice one similar to the likes of Ken Allen or Bob Ross.
I think the smiley face pattern of his attacks may possibly have been inspired by the movie Fight Club, released 3 years prior to his attacks, and depicting a similar attack by a socially dissident terrorist group whom he may have identified with. The similarity is certainly clear. Good episode as always, Count!
If the news isn't about either Texas, California or New York, you almost never hear about it. The media doesn't see us as important compared to those 3 states 😔
@@LittleLateOG you'll believe the autopsy report but not the report that deemed it a suicide? I'd say old Kurt had a fair tolerance built up to the stuff. Enough to lift and try to suck start a shotgun at least. Drugs are the devil, Bobby.
I bet it's a fight club reference, the smiley face. They painted a face on a building then blew out two office windows for the eyes. That seems like something a college age edgelord would do.
@@jefferyorton1723 Well that's the thing tho ain't it? Cause I personally think Kurt actually did do it, though cause of his mental health, his chronic stomach pains, his addiction and his association with Courtney Love. But that's just my opinion
Idk. Aren’t we all morally obligated to try to red pill people? Especially now that big tech, Hollywood, and public education, is all locking arms to brainwash our kids? I get what you’re saying but I feel like you’ll bite those words eventually. Cause we are gunna be forced to red pill people otherwise we will be stranded and an easy target.
God bless you sky king you did what a lot of depressed working class people wish they could do and you did it with so much style it will be remembered as long as people breath
It's interesting you'd mention Tipper Gore, because she's a musician herself and has even played drums with bands like Grateful Dead, which has songs with lyrics that are very ironic considering her various statements.
@@Pensive_Scarlet you don’t think tipper played drums with the dead and that Reagan was an actor? Seriously though, what else could I possibly mean by “what”?
@@lamontcranston8181 Oh, I'm just joking about how strange and ironic the Tipper Gore thing is, while also tossing in the Reagan line just to throw people off. You threw me off, though, because I thought maybe you weren't from the US and just didn't believe Reagan was an actor. XD
Absolute Madlads: Louis Riel He was a Canadian Metis Politician who lead two resistance movements against the Canadian government and was the founder of Manitoba. He's an iconic figure especially for Western Canadians, as he embodies the rebellious nature Western Canada has towards Ontario and the government.
I suggest anyone who knows about John McAfee to look into his supposed sexual habits. Namely the interviews conducted with prostitutes he hired in Belize or Ecuador or wherever he lived. Especially the stories about the hammock.
@CountDankula please do a Absolute Mad Lads episode on Roy Benavidez: American War Hero and Real Life Rambo Andrew Joseph Stack: guy harassed by the IRS so bad that he took off in his personal prop plane and 9/11’d it into the IRS’s office building Miguel Z-40 Treviño Morales: founding leader of the Mexican Los Zetas drug cartel Zeljko Arkan Raznadovic: Serbian Crime Boss and Paramilitary Leader of Arkan’s Tigers Alexander “The Superkiller” Solonik: Russian contract killer that had an obsession with becoming “Superhuman”. Viktor Bout: Russian arms dealer and REAL “Lord Of War”. Neall Ellis: South African Mercenary that fought off an insurgent force with his attack helicopter Mid-Night Club: Japanese Street-Racing gang ‘Mad Sam’ DeStefano: American Mobster too crazy for the Mafia Hiroo Onoda: Japanese Army Officer that surrendered 28 years after WW2 ended Bielski Partisans: Jewish Resistance Fighters that fought off the Nazis with Guerilla Warfare Pablo Escobar: No Introduction
Also Witold Pilecki the Polish freedom fighter who snuck into Auschwitz, started a resistance movement in the camp, eventually broke out, and was the first person to reveal the true nature of the German death camps.
I'd do Elisabeth Bathory, despite being a historical figure she's relatively unknown besides murders I've not seen anyone go into detail about her actual life before being caught
Absolute mad lads Andrew jackson when? Teddy Roosevelt gave his prized rifle to a black man from Mississippi who traded it for a 6 pack of orange cola. We don’t know where it is to this day
I had to go to the next room so paused the video and yelled a few things about booty with a Scottish accent. The word sounds hilarious with a Scottish accent.
I'm not convinced he buys his own bullshit, not all of it at least. Also, he hasn't really DONE anything, at least not anymore than most other internet talking heads.
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No
@@isaiah.v bruh
When you coming back to the states Dank?? Bring the whole family and stay awhile! 🤔🤫👍
no sir you feces yourself
@UCt5wlfsY8iuWusPkMNVkzfg hell yea I would
"He studied art..." oh no not again
I sense a pattern...
@First name Last name oh well, I had a good run
Hitler.
@First name Last name Saying pattern recognition yo is racist because you added the Yo at the end to emulate a black person. Racist.
Double down
Only 6 went off so they were mostly peaceful pipe bombs.
Yeah but he was anti establishment and big government therefore it was indeed "a far right terrorist attack", just like those monsters that make edgy jokes on Twitter and criticize China
Fiery, but mostly peaceful.
@@BigBangAttack-mt6pz if it was during the bush administration then its totally fine, being anti government is not only the right thing to do, its expected to be mostly peaceful...... if it were under Clinton or obama- then yeah, clearly he is a right wing neo naz, fascist, sexist, homophobic, racist, bigoted, anti Semitic, islamophobic etc....
Bruh. Of course.
@@BigBangAttack-mt6pz since when is criticizing china a far right thing? doesn't everyone criticize china
“Mom, can we have the Unabomber?”
*“WE GOT THE UNABOMBER AT HOME!”*
The Unabomber at home:
I'd like to think he's saving Ted until the end.
He’s probably not doing Ted so that he doesn’t get, y’know, *shut down by the RUclips gods.*
@@captainbongwater7790 Probably.
@@captainbongwater7790 Well, about that...
@@captainbongwater7790he done ted im pretty sure
Pff this guy called himself an anarchist and he used roads, what a poser.
He might have been a lib leftie, though. I’m an AnCap so I always walk right next to the road. I might also be schizophrenic, but hey!
He called himself anarchist and used mail
@@darthmusturd9526 Whatever the fuck all of that has to do with anything. Maybe take a less narcotics and start lifting or some shit. Should get your mind straight.
@The Genderqueer Cringy Emo Did not say that. It does help a lot though.
@@darthmusturd9526
That seems like a copout.
You should either use the road or go crosscountry.
The side of the road is way easier to travel on...because there's a road right next to it!
Guy: “He couldn’t have been too insane because he put a lot of thought into it.”
Jack Parsons: “Hi”
Tf you doing here don't you have to write a song for firebase z
bro didn't expect to see you here, love your music!
They call these type of people “high functioning”
Just like addicts or alcoholics... I’ve seen a guys swallow a 5th of vodka to get ready for work... he’d out paint us and out floor us. But we only ever had him for four hours... so in these situations, as much as you could say good about the person there’s just as much or more that you could say against them. I know, sarcasm, but still.
Holy fuck, didn't expect to see my man on a dankula video! Hope Ur well my guy
Random reply to your random comment just picked you up a new fan. Cheers!
"I say the whole world should learn of our peaceful ways... by force!" - Bender (Futurama)
*Bender
@@thefracturedbutwhole5475 Thank you :) Auto-correct can be a pain sometimes. Fixed now.
Reminds me of Peacemaker.
I fight for Peace. Peace at any cost...And it doesn't matter how many men women and children we have to *snail* to get it.
That's roughly the premise of the character.
The left - Benders (Western Europe).
MadLads Christopher Lee, man has seen everything and would be another wholesome madlads video like Bob Ross
He saw the last public execution by guillotine in france. Definately one hell of a guy. You can actually watch footage on RUclips. He's the guy in the left corner at the front row
I second this notion
Well partially wholesome but he was one of the scariest people around in ww2 being a member of the SOE and most the stuff he done then is still classified information
Totally agree mate
I love the fact that he put out 3 symphonic metal albums, 2 in his 80s and one at the age of like 91.
“What makes me a good demoman?”
If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here disscusin' it with ya' now would I?
LET'S DO IT!!!!!
"I got a manky eye. I'm a black, scottish cyclops! They've got more feckin' sea monsters in the great Loched Ness than they got the likes of me.
So!:
T'all ye fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with yer heads full'a eyeballs: Come and get me, I say, I'll be waitin' on ya with a wee bit'a brimstone! I'm a grim, bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!
AAAHAHAHAAA! Oh they're gonna have tae glu you back together, IN HELL!!"
@@SleepySloth2705 *TF2 theme with bag pipe notes plays*
@@SleepySloth2705 Wait, Wait, Wait. Where are you getting that 'Loch Ness' line from? I've always heard that line bleeped in almost its entirety
“By using violence to spread your idea, you’re not helping your idea, you’re destroying it.”
You do not know how painfully accurate this statement is in this day and age.
Clearly not in the case of BLM/Antifa
Works for the snackbars.
This describes basically every single left-wing activist group nowadays.
But the best example by far is the T community, a few years ago, nobody even cared about them, they were just living life on their own and doing their own things so most people we're like "whatever" and just ignored them... But then, the far-left neo-marxist activists showed up, with their whole "We need to bring more awareness reeeeeee" argument to justify screaming and screeching at everything and everyone that stood in their way.
The results? Now the T community is one of the most hated groups in our modern society (except for the establishment, obviously) and they have only themselves to blame. They decided that instead of integrating into society they should be actively hostile to it and impose their own ideas onto everyone else by force, using the government to protect them.
Imagine having a completely justified grudge against the government and authority and you choose to go after the USPS.
Yeah, the govt can be evil, the USPS is just fucking lazy.
@@thesmallestminorityisthein4045 I dunno, after this election? I think he was visionary, he knew the evil that USPS would become.
@@CharlesFreck I always forget what kind of conspiratorial chuds watch dankula
"What the usps would become" lol what the fuck?? what evil things could a postal service possibly do?
@@CharlesFreck backdating mail in ballots warrants prison, not pipe bombs.
"morally obligated to enlight others by his views" - that sounds awfully like most of Twitter.
It sure does. Fuck Twitter.
Twitter is a living, breathing dumpster fire.
Literally could and probably should be the definition of a Moral Authoritarian
Twitter is a fucking hive mind, feels more and more like the Zerg from StarCraft every damn day
@@ilikewindows3455 for the swarm!
“Everything is better with music.” *Commits genocide with Mariah Carries “All I want for Christmas is you” playing*
You kill me while playing christmas music im haunting your ass
@@maynardz03 BET
And all I want is yooouuuuu... And you.. and you and you and you and youuuuu
"You're going to die eventually. You have an eternity to be dead. No need to rush it"
This is what has stopped me from having suicidal thoughts.
fuck that, an eternity of constant depression and suicidal ideation. pfft ill see what the first half of the movie is like then probably slip out quietly.
already told the fam don't be stupid and host a funeral, ill be deep in the flames already.
Read up on optimistic nilhilism then, could do ya some good
@@ryangreen3382 - "optimistic nihilism"? Is that like "military intelligence" or "peaceful (Leftist) protesting"?
@@dreamingmusic3299 if you're going to die and your place in the universe is meaningless then may aswell experience what it has to offer and focus on the things you enjoy. Its nihilism with a smile :)
this is exciting me though... an eternity of death seems so appealing
“Why was he so far west?”
Ears, Dank. He wanted to add ears.
@@AxxLAfriku I have no clue wtf you’re talking about aside of the contrived Avril Lavigne lyrics. But I repeat myself.
This buckled me :,)
So THATS what Dr Krieger was referencing in Archer: "Remember, smiley face...."
..... FFS Krieger lol
“Your authority is not recognized in Ft Kickass”
That show is 10/10
Me to!!!!!
"Mom can we have Unabomber?"
"No we have Unabomber at home"
Unabomber at home:
Huh
Dark but funny
@@drowningin whooosh
Lmao
@@GabelhelmSogarbraten whoosh? Wtf is he talking about? You don't know how whooshing works at all
Government: "Who radicalized you?"
"You did."
Government:"Did i hear rock n' roll?"
I learned it from YOU
Bruh ur boat is a face
Word
Government: I heard violent music, anyone else hear violent music?
" He studied art. "
Poland: **Sweating**
How about the Nuclear Boyscout, David Hahn. As in the guy who somehow managed to build a functional nuclear reactor in his backyard without his neighbour's or the government realizing it until way later.
*nearly functional - dude shoulda picked up a box fan and a couple gallons of water. ;)
Yes I believe he died from radiation poisoning if I'm not mistaken.
@@ClickClack_Bam you are mistaken
@@ClickClack_Bam He overdosed on booze and fentanyl, but I'm sure all the radioactivity didn't help haha
@@englishovals It function well and dangerously. He disassembled his device and got caught driving around with a piece of it in his trunk.
Explaining to the cops why they shouldn't open the taped up cooler was the beginning of the end.
One can still earn an Atomic Energy boy scout badge today.
I just wanna see a Mad Lads on Ned Kelly damnit. The man tried to steal the most amount of money in Australian history with a suit of fuckin metal armor.
I agree @countdankula
Holy shit yes, this sounds amazing
North Hollywood bank robbery is similar. Only they had full auto aks with drum mags haha
Even inspired a mission in Red Dead
Iron Ma..te.
Huron Blackheart once said : "Crazy, not stupid."
Ah, a fellow Red Corsairs fan.
"He burned down half the city just to prove he was right and burned the other half just for fun."
-George Washington probably
That’s literally Major General William T. Sherman during the civil war.
@Mad Man I don’t actually know why I commented that, but thanks for the reminder
"Nobody will ever take you seriously"
*ted has entered the chat*
Kazynski?
Based
@a HERO that doesn’t know what protect means Dank meant nobody will listen to the ideas or debate whether or not they have truth behind them. The government will obviously use any opportunity they can to take away freedoms and increase surveillance by “taking threats seriously”. Nobody is discussing the validity of the ideas presented by BT, they’re shutting down all discussion of those ideas by basically saying if you think that way you’ll be the next terrorist therefore you are evil and you’re not worth speaking to. By doing what he did it has become extremely hard to discuss demographic truths in New Zealand. 99% of people associate not wanting mass immigration of vastly different populations with terrorism here. Much like anarchism is associated with people like this smiley face bomber, even if there are kernels of truth to the growing power of a state not acting in favour of the people, people are driven away from any of the ideas that motivated the crimes of these mentally ill people. I’m against violence partially for this reason but also because there is still a chance for rational discussion and peaceful solutions to these sort of problems. Every attack chips away at the chance we have however. Let me know if I misunderstood what you meant anyhow.
noone considers that he was mostly right. Dude was as above most geniuses as geniuses are above average.
He should totally make one about Ted Kaczynski
He included a "sex page manafesto"? That's wild.
Sounds like an early goth band.
Not only that, he also blew up sex bombs...
No wonder he's called the "Smiley Face Bomber" .
"Well, then where's my gran?"
That hit a little closer than I'd like.
My grans. My mom. My friend and half her family.
My mom and my sister, for me.
My granny, gran father, first dog...
Oi Mate its your Gran! You still a weeb?! 😉
"That joke only works if it were Kurt Cobain who did it"
Courtney: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Allen wrench
@@constantfind9052 Not so much murdered, but Courtney certainly pushed him to suicide.
"It was Courtney in the Solarium with the shotgun" Future answer in 2030's version of "Clue, Solve Real Crimes"
@@Buch0u_1 Have you seen "Soaked in Bleach"? If Shitflix doesn't have it, you can find it on The Pirate Bay.
@@bobsyruncle6683 will give a watch, thanks
"Well then, where's my gran"
Me: Well obviously partying it up in the spirit realm, snorting cocaine and drinking celebrating and watching over you all at the same time, gran is pretty rad.
As long as she’s not watching him while he’s having x or anything
"Mad lads: the art teacher who failed hitler"
-Some guy in stream chat 2021
Hitler was rejected from Art School, he never even got in. Good one though
@@matthewbarry376 He definitely showed them didn't he XD
@@markovmily6950 i didnt say this. Someone else did.. I just feel it needs to be immortalized
@@fluffyboibeans6511 Bitler.
@@alensezz4372 Yes I got that, you said it already
When he said "...sponsored by raycon" my brain automatically made me "hear" "raycon shadow legends"
But he didn't say "Your boy" first. :P
Yep
You too? :D
Then I'm not crazy :D
Lol 😂
"suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem"
wtf, this sounds good ngl
So are you dead now, or...?
Its not original, that saying is decades old.
@@haidengeary8277 It's also wrong. Loads of people kill themselves over very permanent problems.
This guy is literally CraigsList Johnny Silverhand
Sounds like a good side quest
Awww dammit, your Silverhand joke was better than mine D:
Wake up samurai there’s a city to burn
@@randomdude_12335 We have 60 percent of the side content to add as "free" dlc! Lol
Me: Mom, can we get Johnny Silverhand?
Mom: We have Johnny Silverhand at home.
Johnny Silverhand at home:
I lived in a rural part of Iowa when this happened. One of my neighbors actually had a bomb in his mailbox. Thankfully it didn’t go off. My dad opened our mailbox with a cane for weeks afterwards. Flipping the lid down and jumping back. Scary shit.
That’s what these “freedom” nutcases are actually about for everyone else it’s all talk, just wake the fuck up and admit the worldview is incorrect
I’d be more scared about there maybe being a bomb on my mailbox than my dad flipping it open with a cane.
“Smiley face bomber” yep big Nirvana fan alright
Oh shit I didn't even consider that ha!
Gotta get a Mad Lads video on Mohamed Amin. The guy was a photojournalist who'd captured many a moment on camera from famines, wars and battles to the fall of Idi Amin (No relation. Thinking about it, Idi Amin would make for a great Mad Lads vid too). The guy lost an arm in an explosion when covering the Ethiopian Civil War. Didn't put him off continuing his work. Not even slightly.
Sadly died in a plane crash, apparently trying to convince fellow passengers onboard Ethiopian Airlines Flight 961 to fight back against a group of hijackers.
Definitely a mad lad, that one!
The fact that your mustache is uneven on your left side makes me want to resume viking raids on the Scottish highlands.
No point raiding the Highlands there's fuck all there
This is our grass now.
I been wanting him to line his shit up for the longest time lol
Barbaria raids on scotland.... to make sure all men are properly shaved.
He should do a monkey tail mustache
They're always quiet until they find their voice.
“They’re always quiet until they stop being quiet”
I am 14 and this is deep
Meth of Death sounds like a dope grunge band.
Meth of Death sounds more like a grindcore band.
Kurt Cobain would be proud ya know because meth was involved
You have to smoke Meth of Death in order to ascend to the highest level of Death Kwon Do.
@@oz_jones is that the same as screamo? its all like facking screamo.
@@Dockhead no its all different
Locke: Not everyone believes what you believe!
Morphius: My beliefs do not require them to.
"That joke only works if it was Kurt Cobain, who did it" and for that I love you Count
He just did, We all hate that he is gone but we eventually have to admit that he was just a depressed guy who was sick of fame. Sure Courtney may have driven him to do what he did but its bonkers that some people think he was killed. That horrible "Documentary" Soaked in bleach is a bunch of bs.
@@Slochickik Courtney
This kid thought the late 90s were bad.
Oh, my sweet summer child.
@An Austrian Painter born in 95 here, fucked up by the military and being paid retirement pay for the foreseeable future. The world is a complex place yet evil is simple.
@An Austrian Painter I was born in 92 I feel ya mate we are a lost generation
@@deetsitmeisterjd why? Is there any unique challenge for people before 1999?
@@deetsitmeisterjd i suppose that depends on the region you live in. There are plenty of place where the 2000s had more problems than the 1990s
@@hanfpeter2822 pretty sure he was being sarcastic
Mad Lads: Unabomber
He was right.
He was so terrifyingly right.
@@MelchiahTheObscene He was basically a terrorist prophet.
@@norlanderduwallis9074 duwallis lmao wtf is that name
@@TheRadioactiveMaster Unabomber
@@Peter_Turbo4 all you can post is shit im just sayin
"Told you he was a Kurt Cobain fan"
STOP THAT
THAT'S NOT OKAY
I HATE HOW MUCH I'M LAUGHING AT THAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Well then where’s my gran “ 😂😂😂
😥
"where's my gran" 😢
Killed me (figuratively speaking because death isn't real lol)
"and then I was all like, 'hey man, is this what the government is for?'"
I mean he’s not wrong. That’s not what the Government is for. The whole war on drugs is just plain overreach of the State.
These guys ruin it for most of us quiet people who aren’t psychos lol
Seriously well said, I'm just quiet because I'm boring, not because I'm plotting something nefarious
I second this statement.
This thread is full of psychopathic cope
I prefer to be more productive with my schemes.
We get it, you're a quiet person who wants everyone to think you're just that, while actually having thoughts like Luke.
You're not fooling anyone.
Madlad my buddy Carl from down the way. The man has pulled more strange than I can count, been on 6 tours of duty in 2 separate wars, done time in military and civilian jail, can lift almost 150 lbs onto his shoulder and walk up a ladder. Body builder, tattoo artist, womanizer, convict and now successful businessman. Fucking legend
The smiley face is also the Nirvana symbol.
"So don't even think about it"
Damn, way to call me out, Dank.
Next madlad intro: “Sometimes people can get very pissed when they fail, especially in school. That goes for this man after he failed the Vienna School for Fine Arts. This man would go on to be the leader of Germany and lead his coalition in the biggest war ever and nearly eradicate an entire religion out of unjustified hatred. Ado-“
Ok some of these replies kinda looking a little like legitimate nazis which is kinda disturbing. Classic count dankula community, kinda sad because he makes some good (history?) videos.
"Everybody hates school. And usually people just suffer through it for however many years. But some students...really...don't like school. So much so, that they decide that school should be cancelled...forever. Eric and Dylan."
"Everyone like a party. but every party has that one guy, that one guy who has no chill and ruins the party for everyone, and in early 1900s Russia was having a pretty big party, and that one guy managed to get control of the entire party. Joseph Stalin."
Aaaaaand banned. lol
john cena!
Aye bro chill XD
“Look at this quick no scope” -Kurt Cobain probably
Dave grohl is too jealous
I think Love put a hit out on him man.
How do you blow your brains out then rack the gun and lay it down next to your body?
@@grindcoreninja6527 it was semi auto Remington M11 semiautomatic 20 shotgun with a barrel that retracted 3 inches when fired no racking required.
The gun wasn't next to the body. You can see the butt of the gun in several pictures taken from the park next to his house. The butt of the gun was near his feet muzzle was between his nipples chest level right hand at his side left hand in a cadaveric spasm (death grip) on the barrel trigger facing to the roof ejection port facing to the right spent 20 gauge shotgun shell to his left on top of a nylon gun case and under a corduroy coat. 2 other live shells were loaded in the gun.
I have pictures of all of it ... don't worry about how I got them.
There was little blood, no exit wound and his hair looked as if it was "combed out"
A barqs root beer can was above him towards the door on his left (never tested for roofies or any other drugs, even though they were found under Courtney's bed)
Kurt had benzodiazepines and 3 times the lethal dose of heroin for a hard core addict 2 & 3/4 syringes worth (80 times lethal dose for a first time user) in his blood.
I have studied the Cobain death case since his death in 1994.
I can with out a doubt tell you what happened and how from the evidence and numerous conflicting stories given.
Michael Cali Dewitt was caught in a lie about his knowledge of Kurt's whereabouts from April 1st to April 5th even leaving a lie written on paper as evidence.
He is the one who killed Kurt.
He roofied Kurt with the soda, injected him and then shot him.
@@jeremyclarkson9944 Dead from Mayhem is jealous too
was just a taste test gone wrong
"What's that...1776 is on the line? They want to chat with you, Dankula."
Life goal: do something notable enough to get an episode of mad lads edit: (guys this was an attempt at a funny comment not a threat)
Move to the UK and make a joke about muslims or referencing hitler. You'll get on madlads quick.
Don’t go to school tomorrow
This is how you get on a watch list
Yolo
Someone keep an eye on this one 😬
I will never get bored of the moment you name the Mad Lad and have your intro play as their picture zooms forward.
I remember my family propping our mailbox open for a few months when I was a kid. It never dawned on me how odd it was or why it happened until now. And we lived in Maryland.
There could have been copycats, so i dont blame them
ive met multiple people with schizoaffective in my time during hospitalization, i can say without a doubt it is one of the most stressful conditions on the brain to have, it can even degenerate the brain in some cases
That's rough :/
It degenerate the brain All the time
I’m a schizo and it sucks quite a bit. Luckily the meds help
Absolute Madlad on Robert Evans would be something. He was an executive in charge of Paramount throughout the ‘60s-early ‘90s with notable hits under his belt such as Italian Job, the Godfather duology, 48 Hrs, Top Gun, Clue, the Popeye remake, etc., bringing people like Robert DeNiro, Tom Cruise, Eddie Murphy, Leslie Neislen, Robin Williams, Zucker brothers, among other people to their spotlights. Yet he was involved with the drug gang and other incredible involvement of scams throughout the ‘80s. He also had his own short-lived but underrated animated series aired on Comedy Central back in 2003 called Kid Notorious which has Evans voicing himself. I would picture this madlad episode as another nice one similar to the likes of Ken Allen or Bob Ross.
WHOMEGALUL
Seriously it's supposed to be about madlads, not boomer nap time.
@@flux_time fuck off, this sound interesting
He is the ultimate playboy is Robert Evans, he knew all the jet-set playboys in the 1950s.
I REMEMBER KID NOTORIOUS! That show really explains everything. lol
I think the smiley face pattern of his attacks may possibly have been inspired by the movie Fight Club, released 3 years prior to his attacks, and depicting a similar attack by a socially dissident terrorist group whom he may have identified with. The similarity is certainly clear. Good episode as always, Count!
Absolute Madlads: Steve Irwin.
He was my childhood hero, no bias.
"Mom can we get Johnny Silverhand?"
"We have Johnny Silverhand at home."
The Johnny Silverhand we have at home:
Is suicide self-defence?
I mean, you are harming the person that wants to harm you.....
(nice cobain bit)
It’s the culmination of your epic journey, the slaying of your nemesis
I mean, history judges hitler very harshly, but he did kill hitler so that's a plus.
;D
It was self-defence, my self tried to kill me first
I wish he’d have done a blazing saddles hostage but. Probably would have really helped the already sound proof insanity plea. Plus humor.
It’s your subconscious fighting with your conscious mind….
Mad lads Hunter S Thompson ... fuck it why not, we all love him
I don't know if youtube has the storage required to host a HST mad lad.
Dont forget when he let it slip he likes to hunt people an when he mentioned adrenochrome as a helluva high
@@wolverinebear5357 he did WHAT?
@@cyberserk5614 yeah he was a lunatic in a bad way
@King Charles holy shit!
I was 18 living in Des Moines Iowa when this happened and everyone was wiggin out about their mail....
“Where’s my gran?” Lmao
I've lived in Minnesota my whole life, how the fuck did I never hear about him?!
If the news isn't about either Texas, California or New York, you almost never hear about it. The media doesn't see us as important compared to those 3 states 😔
censorship
No idea. I've lived in the metro area all my life and I've passed that hospital many times, never heard of him.
If there is a stain on your area, and you live in america, it will be shoved under the rug as fast as possible. Ask the natives.
@@davidtruffle8967 so stunning
So brave
The count agrees that Kurt Cobain didn’t kill himselfz
Yeah he was definitely too emotionally stable for that...
Just the comment i was looking for. 👍
courtney love's dad agrees to
@@LittleLateOG you'll believe the autopsy report but not the report that deemed it a suicide? I'd say old Kurt had a fair tolerance built up to the stuff. Enough to lift and try to suck start a shotgun at least. Drugs are the devil, Bobby.
@@LittleLateOG or you sure about that I was on heroin for 10 years and trust me tolerance builds fast and he was a rock star so idk
“But it’s always the quiet ones that cause all the trouble isn’t it?”
I thought Dank said "Look hither, The Smiley Face Bomber" at the start.
to be fair its the accent making it hard to understand at first...
youll get used to it at some point trust me.
"well where is my gran" That made me laugh harder than I should have.
I bet it's a fight club reference, the smiley face. They painted a face on a building then blew out two office windows for the eyes. That seems like something a college age edgelord would do.
He should do Desmond Doss next the combat medic that saved 75 soldiers in one night and did this in more than one battle.
He kinda got a Hollywood movie though, and he wasn't an Edge lord in the esteemed company of the likes of Drachenlord
@@keighlancoe5933 Yeah but I just like seeing historical figures covered here, and the mad lad Chopper got his own movie too.
Oeeehh... That 'Shotgun to the head' 'Kurt Cobain fan' comment probably ruffled a couple feathers.
Only if Kurt actually did it.
@@jefferyorton1723 Well that's the thing tho ain't it? Cause I personally think Kurt actually did do it, though cause of his mental health, his chronic stomach pains, his addiction and his association with Courtney Love. But that's just my opinion
@@jefferyorton1723 Thx for the like btw
@@RaggaBaby ... or did he? 🤔 lol.
It made me lol. I love dank’s wit.
The Thumbnail of this video looks like a "Before and After Meth" comparison
Lol
Lmfao 🤣
Hahaha Kurt Cobain- “only if he did it.” EXACTLY
"Its ok to eat fish they dont have feelings"
@@harlanmcdiarmid 😭😭😭 I don’t eat animals or animal products because of all that 😭😭😭 I mean... fish have a neural system...
@@FailingArtist nope Kirk k said its ok to eat fish they dont have feelings"
"Luke under the delusion that he was morally obligated to enlighten others about his views." 16:10
So he was a leftist.
Idk. Aren’t we all morally obligated to try to red pill people? Especially now that big tech, Hollywood, and public education, is all locking arms to brainwash our kids? I get what you’re saying but I feel like you’ll bite those words eventually. Cause we are gunna be forced to red pill people otherwise we will be stranded and an easy target.
Everyone does it
Telling everyone your flavor of opinion is a universal trait
No he was just a Redditor
@@xx_donkeyfucker_xx7910 Literally the same thing.
Us: "govts cant control viruses, they can only control people"
Smily Face Boi: _wheres the lie?_
Never forget that Richard Russell is still flying over the Olympics and is doing barrel rolls
I was going to say we need a Absolute Mad Lads episode of him but I realized we already do!😂
God bless you sky king you did what a lot of depressed working class people wish they could do and you did it with so much style it will be remembered as long as people breath
Whenever I fly out of Seattle... I always pay my respects to the Sky King
rolls
RIP to a real one
It's interesting you'd mention Tipper Gore, because she's a musician herself and has even played drums with bands like Grateful Dead, which has songs with lyrics that are very ironic considering her various statements.
This sounds like a weird troll or urban legend thing. Like when people say Ronald Reagan was an actor. I can't believe people still fall for that one.
@@Pensive_Scarlet what?
@@lamontcranston8181 what do you mean, "what?"?
@@Pensive_Scarlet you don’t think tipper played drums with the dead and that Reagan was an actor?
Seriously though, what else could I possibly mean by “what”?
@@lamontcranston8181 Oh, I'm just joking about how strange and ironic the Tipper Gore thing is, while also tossing in the Reagan line just to throw people off. You threw me off, though, because I thought maybe you weren't from the US and just didn't believe Reagan was an actor. XD
Damn, count if your grandma passed I just wanna say sorry for your loss Chief, hope you and your family is good.
Absolute Madlads: Louis Riel
He was a Canadian Metis Politician who lead two resistance movements against the Canadian government and was the founder of Manitoba.
He's an iconic figure especially for Western Canadians, as he embodies the rebellious nature Western Canada has towards Ontario and the government.
Rebellious????
Canadians????
??????????????
@@sionnach1311 yeah carefully knocking over trash bins and saying “have a mediocre day” and stuff like that. Serious stuff up here.
@@spingebill8551 You better watch out, we might knock down a couple street signs, too.
Not just the quiet ones but the “nice” ones as well
This plus Kill Dozer is going to be Dank in 9 years time.
Ha, try One
Absolute mad lads-Hunter S Thompson
That's a bit o low hanging fruit, no?
@@EvanSaltare When I shit, it stinks!
@@EvanSaltare well this is youtube after all
Super underrated comment, may be 'low hanging fruit' as some say, but that man is a mad lad
@@EvanSaltare its probably the most fitting one tho lol
When he said “so where’s my Gran?” I thought ‘who owes him $1k?’
Still waiting for the embodiment of mad lad - John McAfee
I suggest anyone who knows about John McAfee to look into his supposed sexual habits. Namely the interviews conducted with prostitutes he hired in Belize or Ecuador or wherever he lived. Especially the stories about the hammock.
its been done so much though
he'd just be repeating other videos
McAfee is presently engaged in an interesting chapter, so the time isn't yet right.
That party ain't over.
@@stoneylonesome4062
A LOT more people than you probably realise have unnatural seen sexual habits as you put it.
@CountDankula please do a Absolute Mad Lads episode on
Roy Benavidez: American War Hero and Real Life Rambo
Andrew Joseph Stack: guy harassed by the IRS so bad that he took off in his personal prop plane and 9/11’d it into the IRS’s office building
Miguel Z-40 Treviño Morales: founding leader of the Mexican Los Zetas drug cartel
Zeljko Arkan Raznadovic: Serbian Crime Boss and Paramilitary Leader of Arkan’s Tigers
Alexander “The Superkiller” Solonik: Russian contract killer that had an obsession with becoming “Superhuman”.
Viktor Bout: Russian arms dealer and REAL “Lord Of War”.
Neall Ellis: South African Mercenary that fought off an insurgent force with his attack helicopter
Mid-Night Club: Japanese Street-Racing gang
‘Mad Sam’ DeStefano: American Mobster too crazy for the Mafia
Hiroo Onoda: Japanese Army Officer that surrendered 28 years after WW2 ended
Bielski Partisans: Jewish Resistance Fighters that fought off the Nazis with Guerilla Warfare
Pablo Escobar: No Introduction
Yes! Roy B.!
This needs more likes
VARG VIKERNES
"Hiroo Onoda" - I think that guy was parodied in a Bud Spencer and Terrence Hill movie. haha
Roy Benavidez was a fucking badass.
He's got a killer smile at least.
Would love to see a Lauri Törni madlad, would make a good sequel to the Simo Häyha one
Or better yet Roy Benavedez
Also Witold Pilecki the Polish freedom fighter who snuck into Auschwitz, started a resistance movement in the camp, eventually broke out, and was the first person to reveal the true nature of the German death camps.
The absolute Maddess of the Lads
Aimo Koivunen would make a great trilogy
That’s what I said man
Absolute Mad Lads - Mayhem, imagine that
It be fuckin legendary
Fuck yes can we make that happen
Yeah, I'd say they definitely earned the title. A truly mad story.
Somone explain?
A lot of people in the late 80s/early 90s Norwegian black metal scene could qualify as mad lads.
I'd do Elisabeth Bathory, despite being a historical figure she's relatively unknown besides murders
I've not seen anyone go into detail about her actual life before being caught
“Absolute mad lads - Teddy Roosevelt” When???
Absolute mad lads Andrew jackson when? Teddy Roosevelt gave his prized rifle to a black man from Mississippi who traded it for a 6 pack of orange cola. We don’t know where it is to this day
Andrew Jackson is the definition of built different
@@darthmusturd9526 whyyyyy nooo you cant just trade a prized rifle for orange juic noooo illegal
I was watching this thinking "fucking wanna be silverhand" and then the joke came and i was fullfiled
If it didn't work for the Uni-Bomber, what made this guy think it was going to work for him?
Did anyone else smile at the way The Count says “booty”?
I had to go to the next room so paused the video and yelled a few things about booty with a Scottish accent. The word sounds hilarious with a Scottish accent.
BOOTEH
@@Overlord99762 BOOY
Wake the fuck up, Luke.
We've got a smileyface to make.
Mad lad Alex Jones
...eh.
His story is not over yet.
Lol. Love how Mike Tyson endorses RayCon earbuds.
Makes sense. After all, Mike Tyson has two functioning EARS.
I'm not convinced he buys his own bullshit, not all of it at least.
Also, he hasn't really DONE anything, at least not anymore than most other internet talking heads.
No Bill Cooper
"sacks of people"?
there's your madladdery right there pal.
It's always a good time to listen to a Count Dankula story
Absolute Mad Lads: Jerome Young, AKA New Jack.
This needs to happen
Yeah, maybe do a few wrestling mini mad lads. New jack, sabu and maybe someone else there.
@@thefist2280 I'd say Mick Foley or Terry Funk would be the third.
@@killianhackenschmidt4987 or Shane McMahon. The boy who had everything yet still wanted to risk his life for a pop.
@@thefist2280 Probably a good enough amount of content to argue for Haku too.
When I clog my friends toilet and play it cool: The Smiley Face Bomber
The lumberjack strikes again
@@camrunner6633 i do the spray and pray.