The poinr you made about RAID helping independent creators made me actually download it after a year of ads your word is what influemced me. Keep that in mind RAID.
And Bill Close shaking the guy's hand after he put the gun down and sticking up for him when the cops got there... both of those reporters must have had some massive brass clangers.
@@alfstewart2592 Idubbbz is woke now. Full simp. Then made a video attacking his followers who were butt hurt and doubled down on his newfound gayness.
...alright look, I'm not saying Gary wasn't a screwed up guy with a lot of problems. *buuuuut...* I can 100% get behind him when he says to investigate and release all CIA documents
Yep, I hope that the government would be more transparent about stuff. Like sure, hide some weapons systems that might save our ass if there’s a missile coming out way but reveal the stuff that’s happening inside the country. The people haves right to government transparency
@@mr.nemesis6442 I don't think you've thought of the part where the government would never release information on what they did because they'd have their heads on pikes if we knew what they got up to.
@Pop Corn That’s because the NSA are boring as fuck. I worked there for longer than I’d like to admit as an underpaid and overworked intern right out of high school. Not only is it a boring monotonous office job 90% of the time but it’s also against your NDA to complain about a lot of the stuff you deal with.
@Pop Corn by the time the CIA & NSA was created America had already been in a serious decline. You can tell by the massive cultural changes of the next couple decades that the protocols of communism were being instilled. The connection between the Government and it's Citizens has been broken. Our interests do not equate to the governmemts, in fact they are not even compatible. Almost everything they do causes more turmoil, confusion, and damage to economy and especially culture.
6:10 "After WWII, Max wanted to pursue an acting career, so, as a stepping stone towards this, he managed to secure a role at an LA-based TV news program on KNBC, where, in 1984, he would host a segment called 'The Friendly Pharmacist'." I think there's a gap of about 40 years here.
That's exactly what I've been saying about Raid for a year now. People whine about it a lot, but fuck me have they tossed a LOT of money at creators who don't get sponsorships otherwise. Kudos to them for keeping a lot of content creation alive. I don't particularly care about their game, but I can see a good deed when it's obvious.
Honestly, all things considered, raid shadow legends is quite good, one of the better things is just not having that cursed paywall, immediate respect no matter the level of fun in-game, truly the legends in the shadow, those guys
Thought RAID was phoneware garbage till I watched when Dank spoke about their helping 'non-advertiser-friendly' content creators. I still think the game's shite.
It's a real catch-22. On one hand it is a pile of hot garbage on the other hand if it wasn't for them so many people wouldn't have a job. So I really think it's RUclips's fault for making people need companies like raid Shadow legends. If they weren't being ideological monopolistic dick heads this probably wouldn't be an issue.
@Nick Johnsen I have played it and fuck i play star wars galaxy of heroes and that game along with marvel strike force have become really pay to win even if your somewhat endgame ish and with the expensive season pack that marvel added its hot garbage for those who don't have it as it contains powerful character shards
It's legit gambling. Like the loot box bullshit times 30. He might as well be sponsored by a casino. In fact, I'd very much like RUclipsrs to be sponsored by casinos. That would be more ethical.
As an Argentinean I can confirm that the Junta not only didn't have any nukes, our complete high yield arsenal was composed of 3 Firecrackers and 15 Sparklers.
Then they wanted the rocks belonging to another sovereign nation and that didn't end well for the Junta, which ultimately led to their downfall weeeeeee
old time journalists were journalists modern "urnalists" are activists. one wants to non bias ly as possible inform people the other wants to convert people to there belifs threw any means possible. cause there always in there own heads "on the right side of history" dispite not being able to see the future like all the rest of us.
@@scockery CNN is as pitiful as it gets. Actually I don’t even pity them. They are a mockery to journalists and are actively and enemy to giving truth to people.
They sponsor everyone that'll take their sponsorship tho. They actually sponsor a shitty little, locally know channel here in Eastern Europe. That's how far their reach goes.
@@Eidolon1andOnly I just meant it's not like they're sponsoring anyone out the kindness of their hearth or because the content is good. They sponsor everyone, so it's not a cool thing they do, it's just a byproduct of the way they do things (which is marketing to as many people as possible in order to find and exploit people who are susceptible to gambling addiction)
@@gileee I never said that they are intentionally doing anything out of the goodness of their heart, or they are doing anything for the sake of being cool or generous to specific channels like this. Just saying that the only cool thing about them is how they sponsor channels like this. Some times, despite intentions, there are unintended consequences. Their game is a trash pay to win type game filled with microtransactions, and they are obnoxious in their efforts to market as wide as possible by sponsoring everyone under the sun to promote their shitty game, but the only cool thing is, deserving channels do get their money to keep making content. Don't understand how you misinterpreted my pointing out the bright side, or that every cloud has a silver lining as praise for this company or its intentions.
@@Eidolon1andOnly Sooo the ground is made of ground. You'll have to look for a silver lining on top of your initial shit covered silver lining in this case tho.
@Dkhinson of course they’re just doing it for viewership and not taking sides, that would be too much like a conspiracy. Everyone is always just unbelievably stupid or greedy to the point of negligence and that must be true otherwise why would they admit something so unflattering about themselves? Couldn’t possibly be to cover up the truth because the truth is even worse.
"...If you laugh or he gets nervous, he kills you" Me, watching try not to laugh challenges all the time: "I've been training my whole life for this moment."
@@jackherer8256 - people still risked their lives to escape, just like every other socialist tyranny from Nazi Germany to North Korea to Cuba to the USSR. Twitter and Facebook obey China but remove the President of the United States of America.
The way these news broadcasters acted was...amazing. Hero’s. Not because the intruders were villains, but they were sick people who were human. I wish real men like this were around
Imagine being this journalist ... you just chilling , telling the news and suddenly a guy comes up to you with a pistol and you have to read a story about aliens and present it as if it is actual news personally i would have laughed and then immediatelly shot 17:10 oh wait
32:30 What a great man showing empathy and consideration to the man whose just held him at gun point. I cant believe how calm he was either, Id be shaking if Id just been held at gun point, I think most ppl would.
That is impossibly gay, but I too look forward to Madlad videos. If that makes me a peter-puffer, then so be it. I guess I have to go look for a boyfriend now, to complete my transformation.
Absolute Mad Lads - Khalid Ibn Walid "And here I am, dying in my bed, like cattle die. May the eyes of cowards never sleep." -- Khalid ibn al-Walid >Army general >over 100 battles >never lost >Responsible for Roman loss of palestine >Caliph dismissed him for over-working himself >Manliest quotes ever
Also the direct inspiration for Lanius from New Vegas. The parallels between Khalid's service to Mohammad(piss be upon him) and Lanius's recruitment and service to Caesar are uncanny.
I knew the gun would be fake. And the way the reporter reacted as soon as Gary put the gun down was a sign of respect. He lifts up his hand and tilts his head. No doubt he was scared out of his mind, but as soon as he saw the gun on the table, it looked like he subconsciously felt like he had done his part of the "deal" and gained a reward out of it, which was continuing to live. I like looking at reactions.
Horowitz is a real badass to do what he did. It's not easy to remain so calm, and even less so to show kindness towards a man who you thought would've killed you. Glad the gun was fake and he survived, it would've been a shame to lose such a brave and compassionate soul to such a tragic and meaningless death. Double goes for Bill, considering he had full confirmation he could've died at any moment and was dealing with someone *much* more aggressive.
I think it's funny that Tippi Hedren almost quit acting because Hitchcock was mean to her, but she willfully endured 10 years of being terrorized by untrained lions for a movie that nobody saw.
Look up the making of Roar. You won't fuckin believe it really happened lol. They eventually had a hundred lions forming their own prides inside a house lol. Motherfuckers were mauled & killed.
I will always respect Raid for the simple fact that they make it clear that all they care about is money, they don't care who you are or what you channel is known for, if you get them sales they will sponsor you. I respect that level of transparency lol.
This is the kind of thing that makes the lockdown/social distancing tolerable. Hitting that bell and making sure a device is in hand at three. You Da Man, Dank.
@Pop Corn Are you out in the countryside? My city needed to add a new threat level basically because cases kept rising. I don’t think I’ve heard of any cities in the state where social distancing, masks etc aren’t still being enforced
Something similar actually happened in the Netherlands 5 years ago. Someone hijacked a national TV broadcast, they think his name is Tarik Zaza but we don't know for sure.
King Mithridates should have a Mad Lads episode... Rome: “HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN???!!!” King M: “I didn’t hear no bell!”
I think that statement was meant to mean that they will surveil people on computers because they don't trust people using them, rather than they don't trust people to use computers altogether. When you think about it, it's true enough as cyber surveillance is rampant.
The father responded "Father son relationship positively established. Mental illness theory calculated to be adequate strategy response to broadcasted announcement and public inquiry."
"I wanted to buy an aircraft carrier, build a city on it and then fill it with machine guns carrying catgirls and femboys" This lad is going to be a father soon. What a f*cking legend
They did in fact not, it was just harder to prove, because no one was carrying a camera phone around with them, the fact that most people back then had no access to the internet made lying for the media easier.
I'm a huge fan of Hunter S. Thompson, but cmon they've literally made 3 movies, and multiple documentaries about him. I like this series because he covers people I usually haven't heard of, and I learn something new
1980s New Anchor: Shows sympathy towards their captors, shakes their hands despite their lives being threatened* Don Lemon: Throws an LGBTQXYZ123 people of colour pronoun him/her/it Antifa member in front of a gunman entering the studio to save himself then blames white people for his actions*
I don't know how but I only recently was recommended your videos. My God! Let me just tell you sir, being an actual historian I truly appreciate your videos and have binged on all of them! Highly entertaining and we'll researched Bravo and keep them going!
3 years later and YT has done nothing but actively suppress unique heterodox creators from the mainstream. The dark times never ended, they continued on.
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I think you could do Milunka Savic the most decorated woman worrior ever she would be a badass mad lady
This was an excellent statement against censorship.
I am open to provide translations from Serbian to English
The poinr you made about RAID helping independent creators made me actually download it after a year of ads your word is what influemced me. Keep that in mind RAID.
id jump on board that ship lol
I like how calm David Horowitz was to have a gun pulled on him.
"Okay, let's see what it says."
Balls of steel.
back when reporters were chads
And Bill Close shaking the guy's hand after he put the gun down and sticking up for him when the cops got there... both of those reporters must have had some massive brass clangers.
I was gonna comment the same shit LOL. The calmest thing I have ever seen lol.BAMF!
Both David and Bill were some real men. Dudes should have gotten a medal
I like to think Dankula wakes up from his night terrors screaming “it is in fact your boy!”
"It is, in fact, yaaa boii"
Cigarette?
"klek da lenk"
@@gileee klek da lenk
"5 megacities filled with gay white men"
Sounds like Idubz's wet dream
simp
No, *that's just California.*
@@alfstewart2592 Idubbbz is woke now. Full simp. Then made a video attacking his followers who were butt hurt and doubled down on his newfound gayness.
Is he actually woke or was he just tired of his fans making an issue out of the non-issue that is his girlfriend's onlyfans account?
@@Ceabrus74 they weren't making an issue out of her having an only fans, it was the hypocrisy.
"Imagine being a seasoned veteran reporter and having to read all this nonsense out loud on live tv."
Yeah... Imagine that.
*Don Lemon disliked this comment.*
I see what you did there.
This comment is 'Mostly Peaceful'.....
Just another tuesday night.
Mad Lads: Sitting Bull or Geronimo
...alright look, I'm not saying Gary wasn't a screwed up guy with a lot of problems.
*buuuuut...*
I can 100% get behind him when he says to investigate and release all CIA documents
Yep, I hope that the government would be more transparent about stuff. Like sure, hide some weapons systems that might save our ass if there’s a missile coming out way but reveal the stuff that’s happening inside the country. The people haves right to government transparency
@Psyfi x This. Release the documents and North Korea, China and terrorist organisations all know EXACTLY your next move.
I agree with you but I just wanna mention your profile pic. As in how great it is. I miss ddlc and hope a new one will someday be released
@@mr.nemesis6442 I don't think you've thought of the part where the government would never release information on what they did because they'd have their heads on pikes if we knew what they got up to.
@@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi
We should make it a constitutional amendment. The right to a transparent government.
"Leave him alone. It´s OK. Put down the guns, I have the gun. Back off with the guns."
What a MAN!
The way he treated him, just insiring.
Never has the Alex Jones ending been more appropriate
Watch the interview Alex does with Jake Angeli. someone has raised the bar on conspiratorialist bullshit, so much that even Alex calls them out on it
Alex Jones is a shill, put there to make "conspiracy theorists" look like crazy people. Tactics
He has been 90 percent right
@@walltertje who is he shilling for
When you try to take a tv host hostage and end up being the hostage.
"The CIA is trying to overthrow the American government"
No no no Gary, you're thinking of the FBI.
@Pop Corn That’s because the NSA are boring as fuck. I worked there for longer than I’d like to admit as an underpaid and overworked intern right out of high school. Not only is it a boring monotonous office job 90% of the time but it’s also against your NDA to complain about a lot of the stuff you deal with.
@Pop Corn by the time the CIA & NSA was created America had already been in a serious decline. You can tell by the massive cultural changes of the next couple decades that the protocols of communism were being instilled. The connection between the Government and it's Citizens has been broken. Our interests do not equate to the governmemts, in fact they are not even compatible. Almost everything they do causes more turmoil, confusion, and damage to economy and especially culture.
Same damned big government, taxpayer funded enemy forces, really - but on a global scale.
@Pop Corn WHICH American people? Most want to save this country - in spite of what the fascist media projects.
@@kathyflorcruz552 The Americans who want the country saved are the enemies.
Bill was a special legend. Calmly telling the police to "back off with the guns". That was something to see right there.
The casual "alright" of the news presenter is something. The man has a gun to his back for christ's sake.
That's the 70's/80's for ya.
brave, dumb, or on coke?
@@cx2900 all of the above
It was 80s America 🇺🇸. Happened everyday in the que for McDonald's 😂 😂 😂
He knows how to perform under pressure. It's his job, a routine. He was very smart too, he handled it like a champion, and he played along.
Mad respect to Bill for treating that troubled man with genuine dignity.
A clone created by the CIA, in partnership...
...with Raid: Shadow Legends!
You forgot the "WITH YA BOY RAID:SHADOW LEDGENDS"
Underrated comment
Fellas, is it gay to be excited for a new Mad Lads episode?
no
its gay to not be excited
as long as we dont have eye contact wen spooning its fine
very gay and very yes
no
To be fair, Johnny Cash was a prophet ordained by God himself.
Your right there ted
sooner or later god'll ut ya down.
Its true
That was the only thing that I genuinely agreed with.
Cash was no prophet, cash is god.
6:10 "After WWII, Max wanted to pursue an acting career, so, as a stepping stone towards this, he managed to secure a role at an LA-based TV news program on KNBC, where, in 1984, he would host a segment called 'The Friendly Pharmacist'."
I think there's a gap of about 40 years here.
Yeah what he thought was a stone turned out to be a whole damm continent
😂😂😂😂
I was listening while I was doing chores and heard that and went, “No, I must have heard that wrong.”
😂😂😂
That's exactly what I've been saying about Raid for a year now. People whine about it a lot, but fuck me have they tossed a LOT of money at creators who don't get sponsorships otherwise. Kudos to them for keeping a lot of content creation alive. I don't particularly care about their game, but I can see a good deed when it's obvious.
Honestly, all things considered, raid shadow legends is quite good, one of the better things is just not having that cursed paywall, immediate respect no matter the level of fun in-game, truly the legends in the shadow, those guys
Amen
I would agrue that people on Patreon have done more for creators than Raid.
@@HylianOverlord So you like apple pie but I would say that mashed potatoes taste better.
@@loveisinportant5570 i put potatoes in my apple pie and wash it down with drain cleaner
Thought RAID was phoneware garbage till I watched when Dank spoke about their helping 'non-advertiser-friendly' content creators. I still think the game's shite.
It’s shite, but it puts meals in bellies of our favourite ‘tubers
It's a real catch-22. On one hand it is a pile of hot garbage on the other hand if it wasn't for them so many people wouldn't have a job. So I really think it's RUclips's fault for making people need companies like raid Shadow legends. If they weren't being ideological monopolistic dick heads this probably wouldn't be an issue.
Is it a "pay to win" type of game?
@Nick Johnsen I have played it and fuck i play star wars galaxy of heroes and that game along with marvel strike force have become really pay to win even if your somewhat endgame ish and with the expensive season pack that marvel added its hot garbage for those who don't have it as it contains powerful character shards
It's legit gambling. Like the loot box bullshit times 30. He might as well be sponsored by a casino.
In fact, I'd very much like RUclipsrs to be sponsored by casinos. That would be more ethical.
Gary: walks in, points a gun at Horowitz’s back
David Horowitz: “Pardon me?”
Cool as a cucumber that one.
Could you imagine how Anderson Cooper would react in that situation?
Guy was seriously chill. For some reason, I imagine his heart rate slowing down instead of accelerating.
He used ninja focus tondlow his heart rate.
@@n7trooper888He would be seeking mental help and be on vacation because of the trauma.
As an Argentinean I can confirm that the Junta not only didn't have any nukes, our complete high yield arsenal was composed of 3 Firecrackers and 15 Sparklers.
Well they did try and all the crazy stuff that came from Colonia Dignidad.
Then they wanted the rocks belonging to another sovereign nation and that didn't end well for the Junta, which ultimately led to their downfall weeeeeee
@@MrGrinny that's in Chile
Those are deadly weapons now, can't be brandishing those without expecting consequences😉
*"They Live was a documentary"* - Roddy Piper, before he died.
is it to late to say its a still a decent film?
@@JohnMBlue1992 to say it wasn't a great movie, is a crime.
@@LukeHimself Fair Point…
Hmmm 👌🤔 "it figures it would be something like this" get it?
It's still up on his twitter. I love that guy. He's not lying.
Old time journalists were actual heroes.
Current ones, not so much.
I dont think they fit the definition of journalist
We could use some muck rakers now
old time journalists were journalists modern "urnalists" are activists.
one wants to non bias ly as possible inform people the other wants to convert people to there belifs threw any means possible.
cause there always in there own heads "on the right side of history" dispite not being able to see the future like all the rest of us.
>Welcome to Teh Firing Line w/ WIlliam F. Buckley Jr.
They no longer care about Journalistic integrity but clicks however......
80s news anchor: shakes the hand of a man who pistol whipped him
Jim Acosta: shoves yoing female interns who try to get the mic back from him
sounds like this jim guy was being accosted 😎
CNN is a joke.
Sean Hannity: I'm not a journalist
@@imaXkillXya Nah, jokes are funny. CNN is just sad.
@@scockery CNN is as pitiful as it gets. Actually I don’t even pity them. They are a mockery to journalists and are actively and enemy to giving truth to people.
Varg Vikernes would make an amazing mad lad. Especially considering how lengthy and interesting his career/madladdery progression is.
Yes please!!
would love that one
let's find out!?
I swear I thought Dank already made one on Varg, or am I wrong?
He’s on the no list. His fans are too shitty so the risk in making it is not worth it.
Journalists in the 80s man. I never realized the sheer brass balls and the professional standards the aspired to. Amazing
Oh, that clone thing is actually a pretty known psychiatric disorder: Capgras syndrome
CAPgras syndrome
So what really happened to Igor on the pass?
That's what THEY want you to think...
i wonder how long till they classify any and all dissenting opinions and problematic statements as mental disorders ....
Holy shit that’s crazy. Wait til I tell my clones
But before the mad lad even premieres, it's a ya boi raid shadow legends! sponsored by raycon
Via NordVPN
@@jbrown92 and surfshark
Nord shadow raycons
Didn’t know you had WiFi in a wasteland Vash
@@hharlington7156 yeah it took a minute, but hey they call me the humanoid typhoon for a reason
Dank's facial hair can best be described as "unplanned."
You accidentally added some letters and punctuation to that sentence. I believe it should read: "Dank can best be described as "unplanned.""
to the untrained , un-wizzzard eye
The only cool thing about Raid Shadow Legends is that it sponsors channels like this.
They sponsor everyone that'll take their sponsorship tho. They actually sponsor a shitty little, locally know channel here in Eastern Europe. That's how far their reach goes.
@@gileee I don't care who they sponsor or why, as long as my favorite channels get sponsored by them.
@@Eidolon1andOnly I just meant it's not like they're sponsoring anyone out the kindness of their hearth or because the content is good. They sponsor everyone, so it's not a cool thing they do, it's just a byproduct of the way they do things (which is marketing to as many people as possible in order to find and exploit people who are susceptible to gambling addiction)
@@gileee I never said that they are intentionally doing anything out of the goodness of their heart, or they are doing anything for the sake of being cool or generous to specific channels like this. Just saying that the only cool thing about them is how they sponsor channels like this. Some times, despite intentions, there are unintended consequences. Their game is a trash pay to win type game filled with microtransactions, and they are obnoxious in their efforts to market as wide as possible by sponsoring everyone under the sun to promote their shitty game, but the only cool thing is, deserving channels do get their money to keep making content. Don't understand how you misinterpreted my pointing out the bright side, or that every cloud has a silver lining as praise for this company or its intentions.
@@Eidolon1andOnly Sooo the ground is made of ground. You'll have to look for a silver lining on top of your initial shit covered silver lining in this case tho.
The absolute balls on that news reporter. The real Mad Lad of this episode.
They ao big and heavy it may of been a black hole
@@dkhinson577 supermassive mayhaps?
I *loved* how Horowitz was like: "What are we doing? Oh, gun in my back, reading this stuff. ok"
Gary: They've replaced my friends, my family, and everyone I know with exact duplicates!
Todd Howard: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!*
H o l y s h i t
S o T r u e
Wait a second!!!!!
dude found synth components in his laundry one night
You guys realize that Todd got the idea from Blade Runner and not from some crazy guy, right?
Journalism of the past was a respectable profession, modern Journalists are pondscum deserving no human rights.
Well they didn't just pander, ig with the internet its easier just to pander and divide people as it gives you guaranteed viewership
modern journalist literary say if it bleeds it leads💀
@Dkhinson of course they’re just doing it for viewership and not taking sides, that would be too much like a conspiracy. Everyone is always just unbelievably stupid or greedy to the point of negligence and that must be true otherwise why would they admit something so unflattering about themselves? Couldn’t possibly be to cover up the truth because the truth is even worse.
@@JoshuaJameson have you ever worked in a target driven environment?
"...If you laugh or he gets nervous, he kills you"
Me, watching try not to laugh challenges all the time: "I've been training my whole life for this moment."
To be fair, the "I was asked to remove this joke" still made that funny.
The one thing that I can personally get behind Gwen on is that Johnny Cash was sent by a higher being. He was right about one thing
Here's a conspiracy: One of these guys was an MK Ultra victim.
Higher level conspiracy: we are all mk ultra victims
@@Pluto-og5nh highly possible considering how many people were unknowingly experimented on
Possible. Hallucinogenics are known to sometimes cause scizophrenia.
lets hope not, good heavens
Was there poison in his system?
Gang stalking is real...ask people that lived in the GDR under the Stasi...they invented it
"this is disputed" Angela Merkel.
I feel like any country with names such as “liberated people’s democratic republic of (insert random country)” is a authoritarian shithole.
@@mr.nemesis6442 East Germany was pretty free compared to most of Soviet Puppets although that's not saying much.
@@jackherer8256 - people still risked their lives to escape, just like every other socialist tyranny from Nazi Germany to North Korea to Cuba to the USSR.
Twitter and Facebook obey China but remove the President of the United States of America.
@@michelguevara151 FactChecked
“The most holiest, Johnny cash!”
Sounds good to me...
🍻
He's not wrong about Johnny Cash. That man was indeed a prophet.
Johnny Cash and Billy Gibbons were ordained in the same week. July of 1977 I think.
How to describe mad lads as a series to anyone yet to see it:
A history lecture, but only the cool bits
"Alright"
That's one cool customer.
Poor Kristy, just trying to be kind.
The way these news broadcasters acted was...amazing. Hero’s. Not because the intruders were villains, but they were sick people who were human. I wish real men like this were around
Bois, Johnny Cash is coming to kill me, please send the Gay Panthers to save me, pls.
Nobody not even the most powerful weeaboo warriors can stop him , he is inevitable he is the man in black he is Johnny cash,
When the man comes around...
the song ring of fire is about johnnys wrath upon the innocent in the future 2125
@@redranger1949 The Man in Black fled across the desert, and Gay Jesus followed.
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
"I'm a big gay" - Count Dankula, 2021
"No one cared who I was till I trained my girlfriend's dog"
33:27 - 'The reading was boring and it interrupted Dallas. 1/10 - WOULD NOT RECOMMEND'. That is hilarious.
Honestly, the fact that you had to remove the joke, made it funnier.
Funny to think how these crazy conspiracy theories are only "slightly" less crazy than crap happening these days
Prime targets: Alex Jones & David Icke of course.
Epstein didn't kill himself
Covid exists as much as I'm going to be visited by a unicorn tonight.
@@lukerogers151 You lobotomite
Are they though? Are they really less crazy?
Imagine being this journalist ... you just chilling , telling the news and suddenly a guy comes up to you with a pistol and you have to read a story about aliens and present it as if it is actual news
personally i would have laughed
and then immediatelly shot
17:10 oh wait
I cant be the only one who’s keep getting annoyed that Danks moustache isn’t symmetrical...
Can’t stop focusing on it!
It's got to be purposeful, you can't cut off half the handlebar and not mean to.
If he don't care why should you?
nah he said he buggered his face at somepoint so it doesn't grow properly
@@NFS0038 I've the same type of lines growing by the side of my mouth. It's a natural asymmetry.
@@NightsidePoet I had a stroke reading this
Started, the clone wars have.
32:30 What a great man showing empathy and consideration to the man whose just held him at gun point. I cant believe how calm he was either, Id be shaking if Id just been held at gun point, I think most ppl would.
Not to be gay or anything, but I genuinely look forward to these.
HomieSexual
Possibly the gayest thing I've ever read.
Well it's pretty gay but people actually make a career out of that now so uh good for you I suppose.
Sir, this is a colostomy exam.
That is impossibly gay, but I too look forward to Madlad videos. If that makes me a peter-puffer, then so be it. I guess I have to go look for a boyfriend now, to complete my transformation.
"t's ok, put down the guns, i have the gun, BACK OFF WITH THE GUNS"
REVERSE CARD
This is how journalists and news people should act. It's so crazy how much they have changed.
Absolute Mad Lads - Khalid Ibn Walid
"And here I am, dying in my bed, like cattle die. May the eyes of cowards never sleep."
-- Khalid ibn al-Walid
>Army general
>over 100 battles
>never lost
>Responsible for Roman loss of palestine
>Caliph dismissed him for over-working himself
>Manliest quotes ever
Also the direct inspiration for Lanius from New Vegas. The parallels between Khalid's service to Mohammad(piss be upon him) and Lanius's recruitment and service to Caesar are uncanny.
I prefer Absolute Mad Lads focuses more on the crazy and weird. For tough guys we have Badass of the Week.
I knew the gun would be fake.
And the way the reporter reacted as soon as Gary put the gun down was a sign of respect.
He lifts up his hand and tilts his head.
No doubt he was scared out of his mind, but as soon as he saw the gun on the table, it looked like he subconsciously felt like he had done his part of the "deal" and gained a reward out of it, which was continuing to live.
I like looking at reactions.
I thought it would just be empty
Horowitz is a real badass to do what he did. It's not easy to remain so calm, and even less so to show kindness towards a man who you thought would've killed you. Glad the gun was fake and he survived, it would've been a shame to lose such a brave and compassionate soul to such a tragic and meaningless death.
Double goes for Bill, considering he had full confirmation he could've died at any moment and was dealing with someone *much* more aggressive.
Noel Marshall. Creator of "Roar", who sunk his life savings into making a movie about lions
I think it's funny that Tippi Hedren almost quit acting because Hitchcock was mean to her, but she willfully endured 10 years of being terrorized by untrained lions for a movie that nobody saw.
Roar is a great movie, if you ignore the movie and just enjoy it for watching these actors deal with being inside a building that FULL of lions
Oh yikes. That film.
@@matterking1 Then by all means, educate yourself! Its a worthwhile cinematic experience of meglomaniacal Hollywood dysfunctionality
Look up the making of Roar.
You won't fuckin believe it really happened lol.
They eventually had a hundred lions forming their own prides inside a house lol. Motherfuckers were mauled & killed.
To be fair to Gwin, Johnny Cash could absolutely be God's messenger.
I will always respect Raid for the simple fact that they make it clear that all they care about is money, they don't care who you are or what you channel is known for, if you get them sales they will sponsor you. I respect that level of transparency lol.
John Paul Jones, The Pirate Admiral of the US Navy
Oh, yeah, he's the dude who said "Damn the torpedoes, we've met the enemy and I've not yet begun to give up the ship!"
"THE FIGHT HAS JUST BEGUN!"
John Paul Jones from Led Zeppelin>>>>>
Yes
The dude who raided the British Town that has a statue of him now
This is the kind of thing that makes the lockdown/social distancing tolerable. Hitting that bell and making sure a device is in hand at three. You Da Man, Dank.
@Pop Corn you should be in lockdown. Europe are still locked down, we don't fuck about
@Pop Corn social distancing at it’s best is still the name of the game in MI
@Pop Corn Arizona is committed to locking down until the Colorado River runs dry
@Pop Corn lmao if you were in London doing that you'd be dead next month
@Pop Corn Are you out in the countryside? My city needed to add a new threat level basically because cases kept rising. I don’t think I’ve heard of any cities in the state where social distancing, masks etc aren’t still being enforced
Something similar actually happened in the Netherlands 5 years ago. Someone hijacked a national TV broadcast, they think his name is Tarik Zaza but we don't know for sure.
I saw that when it happened!
“THIS PROMISES TO BE FUN.”
Who are you
I am Alpharius
I am Alpharius
We are Alpharius
@@eintga hey hey hey the other people i believe but there is something wrong with your statement
King Mithridates should have a Mad Lads episode... Rome: “HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN???!!!” King M: “I didn’t hear no bell!”
nah king pyrrhus! the dude was insane xD
King M... So MadLad, that when he sent his honey to Rome as 'tribute', those that didn't die from partaking in it, went Mad themselves.
Did he keep poking the Mediterranean bear with three wars straight? 😆
"I want to shake your hand'.'Back off with the guns.I've got the gun'-That's pretty f'ing cool right there,
That was legit touching, he was so caring for the guy.
I want an aircraft carrier so I can hang out with cat girls.
Don’t we all in these times my friend
Catgirls with horsedicks uwu
Don't forget the femboys though...
@@fatsodajuggalo with the hooters
This is already starting to sound like a party I would assist!
These madlads aren't half as mentally insane as Rachel Maddow. Oh how the times have changed.
Honestly Johnny Cash was on so much speed back in the day that he probably thought he was a prophet too
When is he going to do Jeremiah Johnson the man who went on a rampage killing and or eating the men responsible for killing his pregnant wife
"Crow liver is unfit to eat!"
@@riftvallance2087 you know what’s up bub guy 👍🏻👍🏻
Sounds epic
@@tencraziest5697 yah bub you know it
"they didn't trust people on computers" me watching this on a pc: well.......
I think that statement was meant to mean that they will surveil people on computers because they don't trust people using them, rather than they don't trust people to use computers altogether.
When you think about it, it's true enough as cyber surveillance is rampant.
Bill saw a crazy person who needed help and tried to make sure they got it. Respect to Bill.
The father responded "Father son relationship positively established. Mental illness theory calculated to be adequate strategy response to broadcasted announcement and public inquiry."
Exactly something a programmed CLONE would say!!!
Terry A Davis
Absolutely Mad Lads
*DO IT!*
It doesn't matter that it's been done before, many things have been done before.
dear god yes!!
Blackbeard's story was told before as well. Just not by him. He tells them well
"I wanted to buy an aircraft carrier, build a city on it and then fill it with machine guns carrying catgirls and femboys" This lad is going to be a father soon. What a f*cking legend
I think we found out more about Dank than we wanted.
This man dead ass looked at the camera and said, “This man stole my idea.” I’m weak. lol
Watching Dankula proudly proclaim "Immah big ghey" with a completely straight face is priceless. 😂
my man fix the uneven mustache
such a shame to see this glorious and beautiful beard not trimmed and cared
Never even noticed that until I scrolled down and saw this comment!
At least journalists did their jobs properly back then.
How would you know?
They did in fact not, it was just harder to prove, because no one was carrying a camera phone around with them, the fact that most people back then had no access to the internet made lying for the media easier.
No they didn't. I was there.
@@MrEpeeFencer Literally no you weren't, nobody was alive then. You're a big liar.
@@CorundumDevil Uh.. what? What do you mean nobody was alive then?
"consumer rights"? Millennials and GenZ have never heard such a thing
As a millennial I mourn for the past when such things were a given
As a millennial I mourn for the past when such things were a given
Absolute mad lads-Hunter S Thompson
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
Yeah, I keep wondering why that hasn't been done. Maybe Dank just isn't interested.
I'm a huge fan of Hunter S. Thompson, but cmon they've literally made 3 movies, and multiple documentaries about him. I like this series because he covers people I usually haven't heard of, and I learn something new
Absolute Mad Lads: William S Burroughs. The man who made Hunter S Thompson look like a churchgoer
The documentary Gonzo was really good
Absolute Mad Lads : Hunter S Thompson
That guy got way more than enough attention.
He was a god among servants
@@lemsrache8377 He also loved bohemian grove.
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New theory: Harambe survived, shaved and moved to Scotland. Fight me!
Hahahahhahahahahaha
Uh.......okay.
😳
More like ireland
I AM A GORILLA!
Mad Lads is the best series on this god forsaken website
Sword Art Online Abridged, Dragon Ball Z Abridged, and a few other comedy series beg to differ
Mr ballen for mainstream, Wang, Fredrik Knudsen
and dank for counter culture.
anything jerma related. anything from emplemon
Saurotitan
Sword Art Online Abridged has no right being as good as it is.
Or, maybe Bill shared Gwen’s vision for the future ethnostate, and that’s why he was respectful.
1980s New Anchor: Shows sympathy towards their captors, shakes their hands despite their lives being threatened*
Don Lemon: Throws an LGBTQXYZ123 people of colour pronoun him/her/it Antifa member in front of a gunman entering the studio to save himself then blames white people for his actions*
Don lemon" Do whatever you want to the woman and children just don't hurt me!"
I imagine him screaming like Chris Tucker from Fifth Element for some reason.
🤣🤣🤣
I've started dipping my real gun barrels in orange paint. For the Lols.
Might come in handy in the coming months.
10:12 There is *NO* way that guy hasn't worked in retail to react that calmly lmao
Please do Baron Von Ungern Sternberg, the crazed commie killer of Siberia. Also wanted to re establish the Mongol Empire
Mein furher...
Wrong empire
Did he kill commies or he was a crazed commie?
@@ALuckyKat not sure but I can respect it if he killed commies tho
Killed commies. On horseback mostly. In the late 1910s and 1920s
@@jackcotterill2080 the Based Baron
Argie here:
>Argentina
>Nukes
Yup, thank god Joseph was wrong.
Nos hubiesemos bonbardeado nosotros mismos
Until someone figures out how to make a nuclear bomb out of a cut of steak, I don't see Argentina acquiring nuclear weapons any time soon.
@DIORDOL VON GIOHEIM yep
Sorry about the Falklands you started it
@@lukealexanderrobertsthefir458 as if I care about those fucking rocks
I don't know how but I only recently was recommended your videos. My God! Let me just tell you sir, being an actual historian I truly appreciate your videos and have binged on all of them! Highly entertaining and we'll researched Bravo and keep them going!
Seeing how reporters now really shows how low we've fallen as a society.
He should make a video on Desmond Doss the WWII combat medic who never carried a gun and saved 75 soldiers in one night.
That guy had balls of steel
Found out about his story through the movie Hacksaw Ridge.
Very interesting story.
cool dude, but Hacksaw Ridge already portrayed him accurately and beautifully
@@niklasschwartzerd3847 I agree but I would just like to see the story of Desmond Doss in Dankula's style
I’d love to see that
32:29 That made me straight up cry. Those are the kinds of people we need in journalism and in life in general.
”....he resided primarely in Tallahassee, *Florida* ”
I’m not surprised that a FloridaMan is one of the MadLads.
Eh, it was only a matter of time.
Ha that's where I live right now
You know what? Imma say it.
Thank you Raid: Shadow Legends for supporting our boy and many others across RUclips during a very tumultuous time.
3 years later and YT has done nothing but actively suppress unique heterodox creators from the mainstream. The dark times never ended, they continued on.
The newscaster at 10:15 is just so truly nonchalant about having a gun pointed directly at him. 😂😂
Unironically the best thing in this year so far - A new MadLad